Episode 32

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5:01:58 > 5:02:02All aboard the party bus. Passing through CBBC hot spots,

5:02:02 > 5:02:04destination Fun Town.

5:02:04 > 5:02:06Full speed ahead. Hold on to those rails,

5:02:06 > 5:02:10it is Whoops, I Missed The Bus, baby. There's magic...

5:02:10 > 5:02:13Every day I have been trying to make a rabbit appear out of this.

5:02:13 > 5:02:16There is a magical 15 Second Fans...

5:02:16 > 5:02:19There is so much drama and it is just amazing and I love it.

5:02:19 > 5:02:22And there is the less than magical, too.

5:02:22 > 5:02:24# Photosynthesis

5:02:24 > 5:02:26# Photosynthesis. #

5:02:26 > 5:02:28Been a busy bee this week? Fear not!

5:02:28 > 5:02:31Our techie team of vloggers are here to give you the lowdown on

5:02:31 > 5:02:32all of this week's CBBC.

5:02:32 > 5:02:36I will try and help those busy bees. How busy can a bee be?

5:02:36 > 5:02:39Bee... Be... What is it to be a bee?

5:02:43 > 5:02:48Watch CBBC every day. Before you know it, it'll be May.

5:02:48 > 5:02:51Maybe I should leave the creative stuff to this magical fellow. It's Rhys!

5:02:51 > 5:02:54It's a story that put black crows back in fashion,

5:02:54 > 5:02:57made owls the world's coolest animal and made everyone obsessed with

5:02:57 > 5:02:58sticks and brooms.

5:02:58 > 5:03:01Of course I am talking about Harry Potter and CBBC finally got

5:03:01 > 5:03:05a chance to visit the world that made wizarding utterly magical.

5:03:05 > 5:03:10For close to two decades now, JK Rowling's stories of Harry Potter

5:03:10 > 5:03:14and the rest of the wizarding world have dominated popular culture.

5:03:14 > 5:03:18Along the way, they have amassed arguably the largest and most

5:03:18 > 5:03:20passionate fan base in the world.

5:03:21 > 5:03:23- ROWLING:- You are the most wonderful fans in the world.

5:03:23 > 5:03:26CBBC Visits The Wizarding World started off with The Vamps

5:03:26 > 5:03:28giving us a recap of all the Harry Potter films in one minute.

5:03:28 > 5:03:30Voldemort kills Harry's parents...

5:03:30 > 5:03:33But Harry is a bit of a bad man so he doesn't actually die.

5:03:33 > 5:03:35He gets adopted by his auntie and uncle...

5:03:35 > 5:03:38But then he gets a letter through that gives him the chance to

5:03:38 > 5:03:39go to Hogwarts.

5:03:39 > 5:03:41Hagrid comes and picks him up and goes,

5:03:41 > 5:03:43"You're coming with me, mate."

5:03:43 > 5:03:45I have a few bones to pick with that recap.

5:03:45 > 5:03:47What about the flying car?

5:03:47 > 5:03:51The Dementors, the Golden snitch, Ron and Hermione!

5:03:51 > 5:03:52A minute is not enough!

5:03:52 > 5:03:55Anyway, we're not just here to talk about Harry Potter.

5:03:55 > 5:03:57We have a new wizard to fall in love with.

5:03:57 > 5:03:59Newt Scamander from JK Rowling's new film,

5:03:59 > 5:04:02Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them.

5:04:02 > 5:04:06Newt Scamander is a British self-proclaimed magizoologist.

5:04:06 > 5:04:08- A magi what now? - A magizoologist.

5:04:08 > 5:04:10A magi-who-opolist?

5:04:10 > 5:04:11Magizoologist.

5:04:11 > 5:04:13A mega-hype cheap florist.

5:04:13 > 5:04:14Magizoologist.

5:04:14 > 5:04:17A mighty fly con artist? Honestly, I am not hearing the difference.

5:04:17 > 5:04:21Moving on, Eddie Redmayne who plays Newt Scamander starts talking wands.

5:04:21 > 5:04:22Wands!

5:04:22 > 5:04:25When I first got cast, they came with all these designs and

5:04:25 > 5:04:29ideas and we talked it through. I've got super method on my wand.

5:04:29 > 5:04:32I always wondered what my wand would look like.

5:04:32 > 5:04:34How would my taste and ideals influence the making of such

5:04:34 > 5:04:36an important instrument?

5:04:41 > 5:04:44Finally. A wand fit for a vlogger.

5:04:46 > 5:04:49Let's try this out. Lumos!

5:04:49 > 5:04:53Ow, ow! Argh!

5:04:53 > 5:04:56Harry Potter truly is one of the biggest stories of all our

5:04:56 > 5:05:00generations and CBBC Visits The Wizarding World reminds us it

5:05:00 > 5:05:03has only become this big because of us - the fans.

5:05:03 > 5:05:05So, let's hope Fantastic Beasts proves itself to be just as

5:05:05 > 5:05:07magical with our magizoologist.

5:05:07 > 5:05:11Hey, I said it right. Magi-hoop-optimist! Oh, man!

5:05:11 > 5:05:13Oh, Rhys!

5:05:13 > 5:05:15You're the cherry on top of our ice cream sandwich.

5:05:15 > 5:05:17But now for a second helping of fun stuff,

5:05:17 > 5:05:19the latest lot of 15 Second Fans.

5:05:19 > 5:05:21Go for it, gang.

5:05:21 > 5:05:22Hi, CBBC.

5:05:22 > 5:05:25My favourite show on your channel is So Awkward because it is

5:05:25 > 5:05:28so funny and I love it.

5:05:28 > 5:05:31My all-time favourite character is Jas because she comes up

5:05:31 > 5:05:33with all the crazy ideas.

5:05:33 > 5:05:38My favourite show is The Next Step, I love dancing.

5:05:39 > 5:05:44I go to a dance school but I love The Next Step. There's drama.

5:05:44 > 5:05:46My favourite characters are Piper,

5:05:46 > 5:05:50Richelle and Amanda.

5:05:50 > 5:05:52Excellent!

5:05:52 > 5:05:54My favourite shows on CBBC are The Dumping Ground,

5:05:54 > 5:05:58Tracy Beaker Returns, The Next Step and Lost And Found Music Studios.

5:05:58 > 5:06:01There is so much drama and it's amazing and I love it.

5:06:01 > 5:06:03Good job, Cocker!

5:06:03 > 5:06:05My favourite show is the Four O'Clock Club

5:06:05 > 5:06:07because I really like Ash and

5:06:07 > 5:06:11he likes monkeys and I like monkeys, too.

5:06:11 > 5:06:12Bye!

5:06:12 > 5:06:16Hey, you. Why not record your very own 15-second mini vlog telling

5:06:16 > 5:06:20us what you love about CBBC and upload it to the Whoops! web page.

5:06:20 > 5:06:23It is so simple, even a hamster could do it. Ha-ha!

5:06:23 > 5:06:24Now, hold on to your hats,

5:06:24 > 5:06:27I have only gone and set some teachers loose with a camera.

5:06:27 > 5:06:31Surely this will end in hilarity. No need to thank me. I'm very kind.

5:06:35 > 5:06:38Class Dismissed, Car Share.

5:06:38 > 5:06:42Mr Nasal and Miss Spray like to find fun ways to pass the time

5:06:42 > 5:06:43on the journey to school.

5:06:43 > 5:06:47Come on, Miss Spray, sing me a song. Keep me entertained.

5:06:47 > 5:06:49Sing a song about science or something.

5:06:50 > 5:06:54Well, there is this song that I would...

5:06:54 > 5:06:58I learned when I was at school about science and the plants and the sun.

5:06:58 > 5:07:02And since it is such a sunny day, it is called Photosynthesis.

5:07:02 > 5:07:05- Oh, I like that one.- It goes,

5:07:05 > 5:07:08# Photosynthesis, photosynthesis

5:07:08 > 5:07:12# That is how the leaves breathe

5:07:13 > 5:07:17# Photosynthesis, photosynthesis

5:07:17 > 5:07:23# That is how we get our plants to breathe. #

5:07:23 > 5:07:25That's a good one, that one.

5:07:25 > 5:07:28I am trying out a new petrol today.

5:07:28 > 5:07:31A car fuel I made myself.

5:07:31 > 5:07:35Oh, Mr Nasal, you are so clever.

5:07:35 > 5:07:41And it is organic, economic and home-made.

5:07:41 > 5:07:45It's SNOT what you would imagine. Hee-hee!

5:07:45 > 5:07:47A little science joke. Hee-hee!

5:07:47 > 5:07:49You haven't filled up the car

5:07:49 > 5:07:52by sneezing into the petrol tank, have you?

5:07:52 > 5:07:54I don't know. Have I?

5:07:55 > 5:07:57That is genius.

5:07:57 > 5:08:00CAR BANGS

5:08:00 > 5:08:03- Is there something wrong with the car, Mr Nasal?- Erm...

5:08:03 > 5:08:07it appears we are running out of petrol, Miss Spray,

5:08:07 > 5:08:12but have no fear. I will refill her. Let me just pull over here.

5:08:23 > 5:08:27Ah-choo! SPLAT!

5:08:32 > 5:08:36Magic. I bought a top hat because I am a fan of magic.

5:08:36 > 5:08:40Every day I have been trying to make a rabbit appear out of this.

5:08:41 > 5:08:43Just carrots again.

5:08:43 > 5:08:45There has got to be a rabbit on the end the end of these

5:08:45 > 5:08:48sending me them. Anyway, don't put it back on.

5:08:48 > 5:08:52That's why the show greatly appeals to me.

5:08:52 > 5:08:55Although it doesn't explicitly tell me how to pull a rabbit out of

5:08:55 > 5:08:57a hat, it does show me a lot of other great tricks.

5:08:57 > 5:09:01Look at that, a magical hand gesture. I'm a magician.

5:09:01 > 5:09:04Beam her up, Angus. Safer using the escalator.

5:09:04 > 5:09:07Vanishing humans.

5:09:07 > 5:09:10Hey, where has my reflection gone?

5:09:10 > 5:09:13Reflections. They're disappearing.

5:09:16 > 5:09:20Someone pressed a button on a toy elephant to make it move.

5:09:20 > 5:09:23My guess - batteries. Magical batteries, double As. Prob...

5:09:26 > 5:09:28Wait, that's not a carrot.

5:09:30 > 5:09:33Use a hand if it's not coming out easily.

5:09:33 > 5:09:34What is this, a letter?

5:09:34 > 5:09:36"Dear Myles,

5:09:36 > 5:09:39"I know you've been trying to reach me inside the top hat..."

5:09:39 > 5:09:42"..I've been trying to reach you, too. Not the band.

5:09:42 > 5:09:46"Next time you reach into your hat, take my paw.

5:09:46 > 5:09:50"And when I see your hand, I will accept it and hold on tight.

5:09:50 > 5:09:53"This is not a magic trick.

5:09:53 > 5:09:56"But this could be friendship."

5:09:56 > 5:10:00"From your friend, the rabbit inside the hat."

5:10:03 > 5:10:04Oh.

5:10:04 > 5:10:06A nod of the head

5:10:06 > 5:10:07and...

5:10:09 > 5:10:10Oh, that was quite good.

5:10:10 > 5:10:12I am torn between whether that,

5:10:12 > 5:10:14"Oh, yeah, it is real magic, Myles, believe it,"

5:10:14 > 5:10:17or it's clever digital trickery. So I'm going to prove it.

5:10:17 > 5:10:21"Oh, he's going to prove it, he's brought science into the matter."

5:10:21 > 5:10:23It's a blanket. A scientific blanket.

5:10:23 > 5:10:26For the first time in history, I am going to prove,

5:10:26 > 5:10:29once and for all, if magic is real - and I think it is.

5:10:30 > 5:10:32How am I meant to do it? Do I throw it?

5:10:32 > 5:10:36I throw it and let it go, believe, and then the magic will...

5:10:37 > 5:10:39Still here. So that's...

5:10:39 > 5:10:41We'll do it maybe quicker. Come on.

5:10:41 > 5:10:44Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic.

5:10:44 > 5:10:46All right, I give up. Good.

5:10:47 > 5:10:50Oh, no. What? Hello?

5:10:52 > 5:10:53Hello?

5:10:57 > 5:11:00Nowhere Boys is back, with a film - The Book Of Shadows.

5:11:00 > 5:11:03You remember the Nowhere Boys, they're the four guys who got lost

5:11:03 > 5:11:05in a forest and ended up with magical powers. This time,

5:11:05 > 5:11:08it's a year later and Felix has discovered The Book Of Shadows,

5:11:08 > 5:11:10which has released a powerful force into the world.

5:11:12 > 5:11:14I knew this book was going to be special.

5:11:19 > 5:11:21And no-one's actually paying attention to Felix.

5:11:21 > 5:11:23How much are signed body parts?

5:11:23 > 5:11:25That's just weird.

5:11:25 > 5:11:27I mean, how difficult is it to answer your phone?

5:11:27 > 5:11:28PHONE RINGS

5:11:28 > 5:11:32Sh! I can't answer you, I'm vlogging.

5:11:32 > 5:11:34Could you imagine if Whoops I Missed The Bus got magical powers?

5:11:34 > 5:11:37We could have a cool, arty intro, just like the Nowhere Boys.

5:11:37 > 5:11:41Four kids with nothing in common got lost in a forest,

5:11:41 > 5:11:43and ended up in an alternate universe

5:11:43 > 5:11:47where they were never born. Bummer, right?

5:11:47 > 5:11:49All right, ours might be a bit less...good.

5:11:49 > 5:11:51OK, this is how it started -

5:11:51 > 5:11:55four vloggers who watched a lot of CBBC and ended up

5:11:55 > 5:11:57vlogging about the shows,

5:11:57 > 5:11:58using their powers of filming,

5:11:58 > 5:12:02watching telly, and sometimes occasionally custard pie throwing,

5:12:02 > 5:12:04to take over the world.

5:12:04 > 5:12:06SHE LAUGHS EVILLY

5:12:06 > 5:12:08Wait, I got carried away. That wasn't the end

5:12:08 > 5:12:11it was supposed to be. Back to the Nowhere Boys.

5:12:19 > 5:12:22Oh, no, is this the entrance to another parallel universe?

5:12:22 > 5:12:24I can't see this ending well.

5:12:24 > 5:12:26Parallel universes never turn out to be what you expect.

5:12:26 > 5:12:29I tried once and I ended up in a universe with no colour.

5:12:29 > 5:12:32There was a universe with only rain. That wasn't fun.

5:12:32 > 5:12:33And a universe of silly hats.

5:12:33 > 5:12:36That one was quite fun. Yay!

5:12:36 > 5:12:39Luckily, I never ended up in the Nowhere Boys' universe -

5:12:39 > 5:12:41because there's a battle going on right now,

5:12:41 > 5:12:43a battle between the boys and the girls.

5:12:43 > 5:12:45Order to chaos

5:12:45 > 5:12:47and chaos to order.

5:12:47 > 5:12:50The circle of life, the endless border.

5:12:50 > 5:12:53And they've started using their powers on each other. What?!

5:12:56 > 5:13:00And then things just go from bad to worse. Not even worse - THE worst.

5:13:05 > 5:13:07The combi, hurry!

5:13:07 > 5:13:08What, we're going to run them over?

5:13:10 > 5:13:12Go, go!

5:13:13 > 5:13:15Please, can everyone just calm down?

5:13:15 > 5:13:18People, let's talk this out nicely without any rain,

5:13:18 > 5:13:21wind or tiny balls of fire. Let's come to a peaceful solution.

5:13:21 > 5:13:26We can do it. Humans of the world, let's use words not anger.

5:13:26 > 5:13:29Words have the power to heal. Words can heal the world.

5:13:29 > 5:13:31PHONE RINGS

5:13:31 > 5:13:34Or we could just go back to ignoring our phones.

5:13:34 > 5:13:36I mean, it's not a good time.

5:13:36 > 5:13:39It's also... It's too far to reach it.

5:13:39 > 5:13:42Wonderful! Magnificent! Perfecto!

5:13:42 > 5:13:44But enough about me, we've got a rabble of impressionists

5:13:44 > 5:13:46ready to takeover the small screen.

5:13:46 > 5:13:49It's time for Guess Whom?

5:13:50 > 5:13:53In Newsround right now we've just found out

5:13:53 > 5:13:57that a new seal's been born, and we just want to tell you that it's been

5:13:57 > 5:14:03sick for the last few weeks cos it's been not in the water very much.

5:14:03 > 5:14:05Guess whom?

5:14:05 > 5:14:07It's Saturday, it's Newsround and I'm Jenny.

5:14:07 > 5:14:09I'm Jenny.

5:14:09 > 5:14:12We're going to read out some of your mail that you sent us,

5:14:12 > 5:14:14cbbc@bbc.co.uk

5:14:14 > 5:14:17Blue Peter Fan 69 asks,

5:14:17 > 5:14:20"Can I get a gold Blue Peter badge for free?"

5:14:20 > 5:14:22No!

5:14:22 > 5:14:24Guess whom?

5:14:24 > 5:14:28- Welcome to CBBC HQ, we are live.- We are live!

5:14:28 > 5:14:30I was impersonating Lauren from CBBC HQ.

5:14:32 > 5:14:36Don't you know I was the captain of The Next Step?

5:14:36 > 5:14:38Guess whom?

5:14:38 > 5:14:42I'm the new dance captain. I'm so proud and, Regionals, here we come.

5:14:42 > 5:14:44Michelle from The Next Step.

5:14:44 > 5:14:46Bravo. Well done.

5:14:46 > 5:14:47Your trophies are in the post.

5:14:47 > 5:14:48Do you have a CBBC impression

5:14:48 > 5:14:50to share with us?

5:14:50 > 5:14:51Record your 15-second video,

5:14:51 > 5:14:52remembering to tell us who you were,

5:14:52 > 5:14:54and send it to us

5:14:54 > 5:14:55through the Whoops web page.

5:14:55 > 5:14:56Guess whom!

5:14:56 > 5:15:00And now, I've arranged a fantastical treat that's hard to beat -

5:15:00 > 5:15:03it's all of the most wonderful moments from CBBC this week!

5:15:03 > 5:15:05Alakazam!

5:15:06 > 5:15:10It's running a little fast, I just... Clutch in...

5:15:14 > 5:15:15As I was saying...

5:15:18 > 5:15:22- This is intolerable!- I agree! There won't be any left for anyone else.

5:15:22 > 5:15:23I really must insist...

5:15:25 > 5:15:27The most amount of sinkages, the people that go under the water -

5:15:27 > 5:15:29that happens here, right at the start. It's very difficult

5:15:29 > 5:15:30to get your balance.

5:15:30 > 5:15:34So as long as I get my balance right, I should be able to set off.

5:15:34 > 5:15:36'But that's easier said than done.

5:15:36 > 5:15:38'As I soon discover.'

5:15:38 > 5:15:41All right, we're in. We're in. We were in!

5:15:41 > 5:15:42We're not in.

5:15:44 > 5:15:47'I'm sinking. Yeah, I'm actually sinking.

5:15:47 > 5:15:49'Not a good start.'

5:15:51 > 5:15:54Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight.

5:15:54 > 5:15:57MUSIC: Jai Ho by The Pussycat Dolls

5:16:09 > 5:16:12- Shall I say the spell?- Yeah, yeah. - Let's give it a go. You have to say,

5:16:12 > 5:16:15"Ripose eciov."

5:16:16 > 5:16:18Has it worked, my mate?

5:16:18 > 5:16:21- HACKER'S VOICE: - Yeah, it's worked, I think, cocker.

5:16:21 > 5:16:23Is it working?

5:16:23 > 5:16:24Is this...?

5:16:24 > 5:16:26# Is it working?

5:16:26 > 5:16:29# I cannot tell if it's working or not

5:16:29 > 5:16:32# Is it working, is it working?

5:16:32 > 5:16:35# Is it working or not, cocker?

5:16:35 > 5:16:37# I was in Cold Feet!

5:16:37 > 5:16:42# I was in Cold Feet, yeah! #

5:16:42 > 5:16:44Oh, that gave me all the feels, I tell thee. And if you want to

5:16:44 > 5:16:48watch even more cracking stuff, just head over to the CBBC iPlayer.

5:16:48 > 5:16:51As for me, I'm off to pottery class. Aisha thinks I've quite the talent

5:16:51 > 5:16:53for a hand-painted fruit bowl. Driver, stop! "Orange" you going to

5:16:53 > 5:16:58wait for me? Aisha'll go bananas if I'm late again. Fruit puns!