5:53:13 > 5:53:14Disco shoes at the ready,
5:53:14 > 5:53:17because we're going to be dancing up a storm
5:53:17 > 5:53:19on our journey through this week's CBBC.
5:53:19 > 5:53:20Pass me the tutu, Kevin!
5:53:20 > 5:53:22It's Whoops I Missed The Bus!
5:53:22 > 5:53:24The Dengineers are having a ball...
5:53:26 > 5:53:28..Myles is having a ramble about summat...
5:53:28 > 5:53:31Next thing you know, they'll be saying unicorns didn't exist.
5:53:31 > 5:53:33They did, they were just a posh type of horse.
5:53:33 > 5:53:36..and Laura has got all the latest goss on Dixi.
5:53:36 > 5:53:38I mean, that's really mysterious, right?
5:53:38 > 5:53:41Now, prepare to delve into this week's CBBC.
5:53:41 > 5:53:43We have some expert guides to lead us on our adventures.
5:53:43 > 5:53:46It's our vloggers, Myles, Rhys, and Laura.
5:53:46 > 5:53:48CBBC guide Laura reporting for duty.
5:53:48 > 5:53:51Let's do this!
5:53:51 > 5:53:53Ah...I did not realise that was permanent.
5:53:57 > 5:53:58R - he's radiant.
5:53:58 > 5:54:00H - he's...happenin'?
5:54:00 > 5:54:02Y - he's...he's, well...
5:54:02 > 5:54:04It's Rhys. I'm trying to spell Rhys.
5:54:04 > 5:54:08Ed, Naomi, Lauren and practically every CBBC celebrity imaginable
5:54:08 > 5:54:10are once again roaming a great continent of Planet Earth.
5:54:10 > 5:54:13This time, it's Asia, and they're really going for it.
5:54:13 > 5:54:15I mean, they're tackling China, Japan, Thailand, Malaysia...
5:54:15 > 5:54:19They're practically all over the... Oh! Now I understand the title.
5:54:19 > 5:54:22# All over the place! #
5:54:22 > 5:54:26This week, Cel and Ed got to visit the ancient Osaka Castle.
5:54:26 > 5:54:27I mean, Japanese castles are the coolest.
5:54:27 > 5:54:30And they must be pretty sturdy to survive that many years.
5:54:30 > 5:54:34Osaka Castle has been destroyed and rebuilt
5:54:34 > 5:54:36not once, not twice,
5:54:36 > 5:54:38but three times.
5:54:38 > 5:54:40Three times? What, was it made of cardboard or something?
5:54:40 > 5:54:43Did they have to keep rebuilding it every time a gust of wind blew by?
5:54:43 > 5:54:45Is there even anything in it?
5:54:45 > 5:54:49This modern 1931 version even contains a lift,
5:54:49 > 5:54:51three underground floors,
5:54:51 > 5:54:52a gold tea room, a museum...
5:54:52 > 5:54:54Did he say "gold tea room"?
5:54:54 > 5:54:56What, did they have King Midas over once
5:54:56 > 5:54:58and he just couldn't keep his hands to himself?
5:54:58 > 5:55:00"Oh, thank you for the tea. Oh, I love your cup...
5:55:00 > 5:55:03"Gold! Argh! No! Oh, gosh! I've just spilt it all over your table.
5:55:03 > 5:55:04"No matter, I'll get a cloth...
5:55:04 > 5:55:06"Gold! Argh! No, it should still work.
5:55:06 > 5:55:08"I'll just wipe the table... Gold! Argh!"
5:55:08 > 5:55:11We get up close and personal with more ancient buildings
5:55:11 > 5:55:13as Ed and Naomi visit the temples of Wudang Mountain.
5:55:13 > 5:55:15Man, I wish I could visit those temples.
5:55:15 > 5:55:17I wonder what the monks get up to there.
5:55:17 > 5:55:20They perform prayers, read religious texts
5:55:20 > 5:55:22and love walking up the steps.
5:55:22 > 5:55:25Handy, as it's a three-hour walk to the top.
5:55:25 > 5:55:26Three hours?!
5:55:26 > 5:55:28I mean, who's got time for that?
5:55:29 > 5:55:31GASPING
5:55:31 > 5:55:33Oh! Ugh..
5:55:33 > 5:55:36- PANTING:- Oh...oh, man... I thought I wasn't going to make it.
5:55:36 > 5:55:37You know what? These guys could tell you
5:55:37 > 5:55:40some really incredible stuff in All Over The Place Asia.
5:55:40 > 5:55:42# ..south, east, west on a bizarre quest
5:55:42 > 5:55:44# Me and my mates All over the place! #
5:55:44 > 5:55:47I wonder if they're looking for an adventurer such as myself
5:55:47 > 5:55:48to join them in the next series?
5:55:48 > 5:55:50I mean, I could do with a tropical holiday -
5:55:50 > 5:55:52sun, nice food, good company...
5:55:52 > 5:55:54- PHONE RINGS - Oh...
5:55:54 > 5:55:56Hello? What's that?
5:55:56 > 5:55:59You want me to be a part of the next series of All Over The Place?
5:55:59 > 5:56:01Sure! What's it called?
5:56:01 > 5:56:04All Over The Place Antarctica?
5:56:04 > 5:56:08Hello! Welcome to All Over The Place Antarctica.
5:56:08 > 5:56:09I can't feel my toes.
5:56:11 > 5:56:15Um...on second thoughts, I can't.
5:56:15 > 5:56:18I'm making food art with Ricky from Art Ninja that week.
5:56:18 > 5:56:19Oh, he's going too?
5:56:20 > 5:56:22Uh...I'm allergic to penguins?
5:56:22 > 5:56:25That was epico, epic-kay and...
5:56:25 > 5:56:26epic.
5:56:26 > 5:56:28And the party does not stop here.
5:56:28 > 5:56:31It's over to our most talented 15 Second Fans.
5:56:31 > 5:56:34"Operation Ouch!" is the show I love the most
5:56:34 > 5:56:35although it can be a bit gross
5:56:35 > 5:56:38The episode that showed you a snore wasn't a bore
5:56:38 > 5:56:40just made me want to watch more and more
5:56:40 > 5:56:43When I turn on the TV, I hope it's on
5:56:43 > 5:56:44Otherwise, it's a con
5:56:44 > 5:56:46Hospital Takeover is very funny
5:56:46 > 5:56:49But meant for the professionals, you won't make any money.
5:56:49 > 5:56:50Belting!
5:56:50 > 5:56:52My favourite show on CBBC
5:56:52 > 5:56:54is Show Me What You're Made Of.
5:56:54 > 5:57:00It's because five children, they do so much yucky things.
5:57:00 > 5:57:04They have to do it, and they travel to so many countries.
5:57:04 > 5:57:05Well done!
5:57:05 > 5:57:07My favourite shows are
5:57:07 > 5:57:08The Dumping Ground
5:57:08 > 5:57:10and Junior Bake Off.
5:57:10 > 5:57:12Junior Bake Off, cos I love cooking,
5:57:12 > 5:57:14and The Dumping Ground cos it's got lots of drama,
5:57:14 > 5:57:15and drama is good.
5:57:15 > 5:57:16Good job, cocker.
5:57:16 > 5:57:18I just want to say
5:57:18 > 5:57:20I love The Next Step.
5:57:20 > 5:57:22Go, CBBC!
5:57:22 > 5:57:26I love to watch the episodes. Bye!
5:57:26 > 5:57:29Great work, mini vloggers! Do you have something to say?
5:57:29 > 5:57:32Well, then, record your own 15-second vlog
5:57:32 > 5:57:34about your favourite CBBC things
5:57:34 > 5:57:36and send it to us through the Whoops web page.
5:57:36 > 5:57:38Next up, Mark takes a break from den-building
5:57:38 > 5:57:40and sets himself a challenge.
5:57:40 > 5:57:42Keep your eye on the ball. Blow the whistle, ref.
5:57:44 > 5:57:46Right, now, while all the building work is going on,
5:57:46 > 5:57:48I thought I'd take a little break.
5:57:48 > 5:57:50Considering this is a sports den, right,
5:57:50 > 5:57:52I think we should do something a bit sporty.
5:57:52 > 5:57:55What about a little kick-up competition?
5:57:55 > 5:57:56- ALL:- Yeah!
5:57:56 > 5:57:59Right, guys, we are going to count him, yeah?
5:57:59 > 5:58:00No, you can't count me in.
5:58:00 > 5:58:02Ready? Here's for a ten.
5:58:04 > 5:58:06Oh, it's gone over the fence!
5:58:06 > 5:58:08It's gone over the fence.
5:58:08 > 5:58:09I felt like an old man, kicking that!
5:58:09 > 5:58:13Cameraman Simon always thinks he's good at football.
5:58:13 > 5:58:14Shall we find out?
5:58:14 > 5:58:15- Yeah!- Yes!
5:58:15 > 5:58:19Simon, give me that. In you go.
5:58:19 > 5:58:21- You ready? You ready for this? - I'm ready.
5:58:21 > 5:58:22I can just get this shot.
5:58:22 > 5:58:24Where is the zoom?
5:58:24 > 5:58:26There it is. Right, you ready?
5:58:26 > 5:58:27- Yeah.- Let's go.
5:58:31 > 5:58:32ALL: Oh!
5:58:32 > 5:58:35I think I beat you at your job, and that's filming.
5:58:35 > 5:58:36You watch, when you see these shots.
5:58:36 > 5:58:38They are beautiful.
5:58:38 > 5:58:40- There you go, mate.- Nice one.
5:58:40 > 5:58:43We've got another cameraman who always comes ready for sports.
5:58:43 > 5:58:44He's always got these little black shorts on,
5:58:44 > 5:58:46like he's been cycling.
5:58:46 > 5:58:48Come on, Tim, in you come.
5:58:48 > 5:58:50- I'll do it with the camera. - Do it with the camera?
5:58:50 > 5:58:52- Oh, he's confident! - Very confident!
5:58:53 > 5:58:56- Oh!- I tell you what, this team, they can't kick a ball.
5:58:56 > 5:58:58- Do you want to go? - Go on.
5:59:03 > 5:59:05Oh, he drew with Sege. Right, who is next?
5:59:08 > 5:59:09Ooh! Unlucky, Kaden.
5:59:09 > 5:59:11So, what have I got to beat?
5:59:11 > 5:59:13- Four?- Five.- Five.
5:59:13 > 5:59:15I bet he don't. I bet he don't.
5:59:30 > 5:59:32- No! - LAUGHTER
5:59:32 > 5:59:33That's a cheat!
5:59:33 > 5:59:36- I got the ball! - That's a cheat!
5:59:42 > 5:59:44Dixi is back!
5:59:44 > 5:59:46With drama, secrets and a mysterious gloved hand.
5:59:46 > 5:59:48Keep on checking Dixi for more of my work.
5:59:48 > 5:59:51Because none of you can stop me.
5:59:51 > 5:59:52I mean, that's really mysterious, right?
5:59:52 > 5:59:55And what else has it got? Oh, yes, phones.
5:59:55 > 5:59:56Uh, it's creepy.
5:59:56 > 5:59:58They were right behind me!
5:59:58 > 6:00:00A lot of people using their phones a LOT.
6:00:00 > 6:00:04What happened to going outside, kicking a ball, riding a bike,
6:00:04 > 6:00:05going for a run or skateboarding...?
6:00:05 > 6:00:08THUNDER RUMBLES, RAIN FALLS
6:00:08 > 6:00:11I supposed that's how the website Dixi became so popular,
6:00:11 > 6:00:14but bad news - it's been taken over by The Nameless One.
6:00:14 > 6:00:18You can't shame The Nameless. You can't fight a shadow.
6:00:18 > 6:00:20It's up to Shari and the gang to get it back.
6:00:20 > 6:00:23The point is we are spying on our target,
6:00:23 > 6:00:24like the kids from MI High.
6:00:24 > 6:00:26Oh, or Harriet the spy.
6:00:26 > 6:00:30Ah, spying and also vlogging - something I've tried a few times,
6:00:30 > 6:00:31and failed at.
6:00:31 > 6:00:32Time to blend in.
6:00:35 > 6:00:37Oh, wrong way, wrong way, this way...
6:00:39 > 6:00:41Going to creep around this wall.
6:00:41 > 6:00:44Ow. Ow! Ow, this is heavy.
6:00:44 > 6:00:46I've got the important information, it's...
6:00:47 > 6:00:49WHISPERING
6:00:49 > 6:00:51Yeah? Got it?
6:00:51 > 6:00:53Also, why is there a video titled The Truth About Mimi
6:00:53 > 6:00:55going around online?
6:00:58 > 6:01:01Maybe she should try being a little less creepy.
6:01:03 > 6:01:04- ALL:- Mimi!
6:01:05 > 6:01:07She's all creepy and gothy...
6:01:07 > 6:01:09Creepy cat. Creepy cat.
6:01:09 > 6:01:11Why would anyone try to make Mimi look bad like that?
6:01:11 > 6:01:13It also makes me realise how confusing it can be
6:01:13 > 6:01:15when a video is reedited
6:01:15 > 6:01:17to make the truth look completely different.
6:01:17 > 6:01:19SHE HUMS
6:01:19 > 6:01:21Wait, wait, that hasn't been badly edited.
6:01:21 > 6:01:23That was just footage that wasn't supposed to be seen.
6:01:23 > 6:01:25But it is really easy to edit things
6:01:25 > 6:01:27to make them seem something they're not.
6:01:27 > 6:01:29I accidentally offended Myles, once.
6:01:29 > 6:01:30Laura, why are you being so mean?
6:01:30 > 6:01:32It's not like I've done anything to you.
6:01:32 > 6:01:34I shouldn't really be filming this, this is quite personal.
6:01:34 > 6:01:37It's not like I've eaten your cereal or read your diary.
6:01:37 > 6:01:38Wait, Myles, what is this about?
6:01:38 > 6:01:40That vlog you did.
6:01:40 > 6:01:42You said I was the worst.
6:01:42 > 6:01:43What?
6:01:43 > 6:01:46'And let's not forget that Myles is the worst...'
6:01:46 > 6:01:49- Did you watch the end of it, Myles? - No. Obviously not. Why?
6:01:49 > 6:01:52'And let's not forget that Myles is the worst
6:01:52 > 6:01:55'at covering up how talented he is at the guitar.'
6:01:55 > 6:01:56Well, that explains it, then.
6:01:56 > 6:02:01That must have been not my fault, but my...internet connection.
6:02:01 > 6:02:04Hang on, back up a minute. How did you know I have a diary?
6:02:04 > 6:02:05Have you read my diary?
6:02:05 > 6:02:08Oh, I'm on a... I've got to get on the plane, Laura.
6:02:08 > 6:02:10PHONE RATTLES
6:02:10 > 6:02:13So Dixi is all a bit of a disaster for everyone right now,
6:02:13 > 6:02:15not only because of Mimi's attempts to try and play it cool...
6:02:15 > 6:02:20- What's up...em-em-em...? - Huh?
6:02:20 > 6:02:22"Em-em-em". It means "not much".
6:02:22 > 6:02:25But of course, the school play falling to pieces.
6:02:25 > 6:02:28Now, I'll destroy the rest of the showcase
6:02:28 > 6:02:31and turn your dreams to nightmares.
6:02:31 > 6:02:32Again, very mysterious.
6:02:32 > 6:02:34Could it not be a high-pitched voice instead?
6:02:34 > 6:02:36- HIGH-PITCHED:- And turn your dreams to nightmares.
6:02:36 > 6:02:40So, time to get spying and work out who The Nameless One is.
6:02:40 > 6:02:42Oh... OK, um...
6:02:42 > 6:02:44I'll leave spying to Shari and the gang.
6:02:44 > 6:02:45In the meantime, I'm making sure
6:02:45 > 6:02:47there is no more old footage of me in this vlog.
6:02:47 > 6:02:50Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha! HA!
6:02:55 > 6:02:56The Dumping Ground -
6:02:56 > 6:03:00both what my bedroom is referred to as well as the CBBC TV show.
6:03:00 > 6:03:02Oh, Myles, you're so witty.
6:03:02 > 6:03:03I do need to clean it up.
6:03:03 > 6:03:05Carries on with another usual Dumping Ground episode -
6:03:05 > 6:03:08you know, getting breakfast, we're doing the homework...
6:03:08 > 6:03:11- Are you bothered that no-one likes you?- No!
6:03:11 > 6:03:14..and there's the usual Dumping Ground drama as well.
6:03:14 > 6:03:17You do know the moon landings were faked, don't you?
6:03:17 > 6:03:18What?
6:03:18 > 6:03:19They faked the moon!
6:03:19 > 6:03:22It's too loud, too loud.
6:03:22 > 6:03:23(They faked the moon.)
6:03:23 > 6:03:27So there'll be no footprints, cos they were never there.
6:03:27 > 6:03:28Everyone in the Dumping Ground
6:03:28 > 6:03:30now suddenly believing we didn't land on the moon.
6:03:30 > 6:03:32Next thing, they'll be saying unicorns didn't exist.
6:03:32 > 6:03:35They did, they were just a posh type of horse.
6:03:35 > 6:03:39We can't afford all of them. Someone's got to go.
6:03:39 > 6:03:44- And we're agreed it's him? - Well, it's what we said, isn't it?
6:03:44 > 6:03:46- So, it's Ryan.- Yes.
6:03:46 > 6:03:49Ryan there overhears a conversation which doesn't sound too good,
6:03:49 > 6:03:51like they're thinking of getting rid of him.
6:03:51 > 6:03:52Not too good.
6:03:52 > 6:03:54TENSE PIANO MUSIC
6:03:55 > 6:03:57I think it's just that guy playing the piano
6:03:57 > 6:03:59that's making it seem a lot worse.
6:03:59 > 6:04:01"Ten reasons the moon landings were definitely faked?"
6:04:01 > 6:04:03Shush! Stop implying a mood.
6:04:03 > 6:04:05They're having a chat, then he gets back on the keys,
6:04:05 > 6:04:08now it's jumped to the worst conclusion in existence.
6:04:08 > 6:04:10"Number six will blow your mind?"
6:04:10 > 6:04:12Don't read number six, please.
6:04:12 > 6:04:14So, the next most logical step is for Finn and Joseph
6:04:14 > 6:04:17to run away to an observatory to find out the truth.
6:04:20 > 6:04:22Oh!
6:04:22 > 6:04:26Oh, my goodness! It's beautiful!
6:04:28 > 6:04:29Thanks, Einstein.
6:04:29 > 6:04:31But there are things that still need straightening out.
6:04:31 > 6:04:33They want one of you to go and represent Ashdene Ridge
6:04:33 > 6:04:35at the opening of that new theme park.
6:04:35 > 6:04:38VIP status, all-you-can-eat hot dogs, the works...
6:04:38 > 6:04:40What a silly misunderstanding!
6:04:40 > 6:04:43They were taking Ryan to a theme park for some thrills.
6:04:43 > 6:04:45But because Joseph couldn't go to the moon,
6:04:45 > 6:04:46Ryan says he should go instead.
6:04:46 > 6:04:49Joseph should go. He deserves it more.
6:04:49 > 6:04:51Not quite the same as going to space, but sure.
6:04:51 > 6:04:53There's no doubt roller-coasters aren't real,
6:04:53 > 6:04:55because you can sit in them and eat popcorn there.
6:04:55 > 6:04:57Can't do that with the moon.
6:04:57 > 6:05:00Good work, Myles, your talent knows no bounds.
6:05:00 > 6:05:03And, speaking of talents, our latest rabble of impressionists
6:05:03 > 6:05:05are itching to get on and show us what they are made of.
6:05:05 > 6:05:07It's time for...
6:05:08 > 6:05:12OK, everybody. Potions class.
6:05:12 > 6:05:14Please take a bit of this
6:05:14 > 6:05:15and a bit of that
6:05:15 > 6:05:18and then put it into a small cup.
6:05:18 > 6:05:20Guess whom?
6:05:20 > 6:05:24I am Miss Hardbroom, deputy headmistress.
6:05:24 > 6:05:28I was impersonating Miss Hardbroom off The Worst Witch.
6:05:29 > 6:05:32I'm the new studio head of The Next Step.
6:05:32 > 6:05:34I have some feelings for Alfie,
6:05:34 > 6:05:38even though I'm still with James, who is in London.
6:05:38 > 6:05:40Guess whom?
6:05:40 > 6:05:43I feel a little awkward around Alfie, now,
6:05:43 > 6:05:45but I'm the head of the studio.
6:05:45 > 6:05:47I have to get over it.
6:05:47 > 6:05:49I'm Riley from The Next Step.
6:05:49 > 6:05:52# Marmie said eat five-a-day
6:05:52 > 6:05:55# Marmie was right
6:05:55 > 6:05:57# Marmie said eat five-a-day
6:05:57 > 6:06:00# So don't put up a fight. #
6:06:01 > 6:06:03Guess whom?
6:06:03 > 6:06:05# Marmie said eat five-a-day
6:06:05 > 6:06:07# Marmie was right
6:06:07 > 6:06:09# Marmie said eat five-a-day
6:06:09 > 6:06:11# So don't put up a fight. #
6:06:11 > 6:06:14- BOTH:- We were Martha from So Awkward.
6:06:14 > 6:06:16Want a piece of the action?
6:06:16 > 6:06:20Send us your own impression of a CBBC presenter or character
6:06:20 > 6:06:23and remember to tell us who you were at the end of the video.
6:06:23 > 6:06:25It's all on the Whoops web page, you know.
6:06:25 > 6:06:26Guess whom?
6:06:26 > 6:06:29Now, what's better than a homework-free weekend?
6:06:29 > 6:06:31I'll tell you what - it is super-short and snappy,
6:06:31 > 6:06:35it's all the very best bits from CBBC this week.
6:06:35 > 6:06:36Feast your eyes.
6:06:36 > 6:06:39I don't get it. Why is this new girl such a big deal?
6:06:39 > 6:06:42- FIREWORKS CRACKLE - That's why!
6:06:42 > 6:06:44I knew we should have approached in stealth mode.
6:06:44 > 6:06:47They want a show, let's give them a show.
6:06:47 > 6:06:48Let's go!
6:06:54 > 6:06:56That's her. That's Enid.
6:06:56 > 6:06:58"Look at me, my parents are famous!"
6:06:58 > 6:07:00What a show-off.
6:07:05 > 6:07:08So, jumping over a fence and your trousers splitting.
6:07:08 > 6:07:10I think it's just trousers splitting.
6:07:10 > 6:07:11- That's more.- That's more.
6:07:11 > 6:07:13- That's definitely... - You think that's worse
6:07:13 > 6:07:15than sleeping through the alarm?
6:07:15 > 6:07:16I think it is, I think it is.
6:07:16 > 6:07:18It is!
6:07:18 > 6:07:21The next one is when you call your teacher "Mum".
6:07:21 > 6:07:24Is that more or less unfortunate than ripping your trousers?
6:07:24 > 6:07:27I think it's bad, but it's not quite walking about with a...
6:07:27 > 6:07:30- I think less.- We think less? The cameramen agrees.
6:07:30 > 6:07:31That's something. Let's have a look.
6:07:31 > 6:07:33It's less unfortunate!
6:07:33 > 6:07:34Which country did you visit
6:07:34 > 6:07:36for All Over The Place Asia?
6:07:36 > 6:07:38Uh, I was in... Hailand.
6:07:38 > 6:07:41- SHE LAUGHS - Pardon? Thailand, yes.
6:07:41 > 6:07:44And what is the capital city of Thailand?
6:07:44 > 6:07:47Uh...uh... Hangkok.
6:07:47 > 6:07:50- SHE LAUGHS - Bangkok, yes.
6:07:50 > 6:07:52You've got lovely dental work.
6:07:52 > 6:07:54And what is your favourite Thai dish?
6:07:54 > 6:07:57Uh...green 'hai curry.
6:07:57 > 6:07:59- Ah...- Very interesting.
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