Episode 37

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4:32:00 > 4:32:00WHOOPS I MISSED THE BUS CBC C129R/01 BRD000000

4:34:04 > 4:34:08All aboard! Cos we're off to CBBC Town and it's going to be epic.

4:34:08 > 4:34:12So goggles on, turn the volume up and prepare to boogie.

4:34:12 > 4:34:15It's Whoops I Missed The Bus. Tee Cee is doing this...

4:34:15 > 4:34:16# Jelly on my milk

4:34:16 > 4:34:18# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

4:34:18 > 4:34:21..Laura's gone a bit bananas...

4:34:21 > 4:34:25Yellow, mellow piece of fruit, turn this banana into a boot.

4:34:25 > 4:34:28..and Annabelle takes on the Chatterbox Challenge.

4:34:28 > 4:34:31- I was going to be a farmer... - Baa!- ..with a motorcycle.

4:34:31 > 4:34:35Introducing the hippest, techiest, rag-tag team of vloggers here

4:34:35 > 4:34:39to keep you up to date on all the latest CBBC gold.

4:34:39 > 4:34:41Today, I'm actually going to give a three-hour lecture

4:34:41 > 4:34:43on the history of the vlog.

4:34:43 > 4:34:45Ahem, the vlog...

4:34:47 > 4:34:48It's a vlog.

4:34:52 > 4:34:55Up first, this girl has been glued to the TV,

4:34:55 > 4:34:58pondering the ins and outs of Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

4:34:58 > 4:34:59It's terrific Tee Cee.

4:34:59 > 4:35:01Whoopsters, there's only one show

4:35:01 > 4:35:03that truly knows how to get us ready for the weekend.

4:35:03 > 4:35:05It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

4:35:05 > 4:35:07Yes! Come on!

4:35:07 > 4:35:10Has this boy prepared his solo dance routine?

4:35:10 > 4:35:13You see? Even he's lost for words about this show.

4:35:13 > 4:35:16On second thought, he may just feel slightly awkward that out of nowhere

4:35:16 > 4:35:18a camera is zooming in closer to his face.

4:35:18 > 4:35:22Has Tee Cee brushed her teeth squeaky clean?

4:35:22 > 4:35:26Is Tee Cee going to eat all of her vegetables?

4:35:26 > 4:35:30Did you kiss your mum goodnight, young lady?

4:35:30 > 4:35:33Yeah, that would be awkward. But nowhere near as awkward as this.

4:35:33 > 4:35:35# I love chicken jelly

4:35:35 > 4:35:37# Chicken jelly goes in my belly

4:35:37 > 4:35:39# Chicken jelly, when it cooks

4:35:39 > 4:35:41# Tastes really smelly Like my foot. #

4:35:41 > 4:35:44Just random food combinations?

4:35:44 > 4:35:47Really, really weird, but I like it.

4:35:47 > 4:35:49# I got honey on my pizza

4:35:49 > 4:35:51# Honey on my pizza

4:35:51 > 4:35:52# And jelly on my milk

4:35:52 > 4:35:54# J-j-jelly on my milk

4:35:54 > 4:35:56# I got honey on my pizza

4:35:56 > 4:35:58# Honey on my pizza

4:35:58 > 4:35:59# And jelly on my milk

4:35:59 > 4:36:02# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

4:36:02 > 4:36:06Jeez! That is a hit. That is... That is a hit right there. Mm-mm!

4:36:06 > 4:36:09And who said that was weird? Who?

4:36:09 > 4:36:11Er, you did, Tee Cee.

4:36:11 > 4:36:14All right, voiceover man, you can stop distracting me now.

4:36:14 > 4:36:16Speaking of which...

4:36:16 > 4:36:19HE PLAYS TROMBONE BADLY

4:36:21 > 4:36:26Time out! Is it even possible to build a card tower with that racket?

4:36:26 > 4:36:29TROMBONE PLAYS BADLY

4:36:39 > 4:36:42Honestly, they really are wind-up merchants on this show.

4:36:42 > 4:36:44(I guess that explains the title.)

4:36:44 > 4:36:47At least after all the madness, fun and games,

4:36:47 > 4:36:50the show always ends in great musical style.

4:36:50 > 4:36:52But right now, to play us out,

4:36:52 > 4:36:54it's the lovely, awesome Ward Thomas.

4:36:54 > 4:36:56I, erm, do apologise,

4:36:56 > 4:36:58I believe Sam mentioned the wrong musical act there.

4:36:58 > 4:37:00How embarrassing!

4:37:00 > 4:37:03But right now, to play us out, it's the lovely, awesome...

4:37:03 > 4:37:05Tee Cee!

4:37:05 > 4:37:08# I got honey on my pizza

4:37:08 > 4:37:09# Honey on my pizza

4:37:09 > 4:37:11# And jelly on my milk

4:37:11 > 4:37:13# J-j-jelly on my milk. #

4:37:13 > 4:37:16Believe me when I say I'm doing a celebratory dance in your honour.

4:37:16 > 4:37:19But who's that jigging towards us in a conga-like fashion?

4:37:19 > 4:37:21It's this week's 15-Second Fans.

4:37:21 > 4:37:23Hi, CBBC.

4:37:23 > 4:37:26Our favourite show is The Dumping Ground and our favourite

4:37:26 > 4:37:28characters is, mine's Sasha...

4:37:28 > 4:37:30And mine's Tee.

4:37:30 > 4:37:32We like the drama...

4:37:32 > 4:37:34And the people in it.

4:37:34 > 4:37:35Well done.

4:37:35 > 4:37:38I like watching The Dog Ate My Homework because it's got lots

4:37:38 > 4:37:43of silly things in it and it's got a new thing -

4:37:43 > 4:37:48if they get three answers wrong, then they fall into a bin.

4:37:48 > 4:37:49Nice one!

4:37:49 > 4:37:52My favourite show on CBBC is the Junior Bake Off because

4:37:52 > 4:37:56the girls and boys make cakes which are really,

4:37:56 > 4:38:01really scrummy and I love scrummy things, like unicorns.

4:38:01 > 4:38:03Well done!

4:38:03 > 4:38:06My two favourite shows are The Next Step and The Dumping Ground.

4:38:06 > 4:38:09In The Dumping Ground, I love it, because it is funny,

4:38:09 > 4:38:12exciting, and my two favourite characters are Tyler and Floss.

4:38:12 > 4:38:15The Next Step, my favourite two characters are West and Giselle.

4:38:15 > 4:38:18Thank you, CBBC! Bye!

4:38:18 > 4:38:19Great work, old beans!

4:38:19 > 4:38:21If you'd like to tell us what

4:38:21 > 4:38:23you love about CBBC, just record

4:38:23 > 4:38:25your own 15-second vlog and send it

4:38:25 > 4:38:27to us through the Whoops web page.

4:38:27 > 4:38:30But hark, somebody call a doctor, cos there's a serous case of

4:38:30 > 4:38:32the Chatterboxes going round

4:38:32 > 4:38:34and Dumping Ground star Annabelle has caught it!

4:38:34 > 4:38:37Oh, what hilarious horror is this?

4:38:37 > 4:38:40Hi, I'm Annabelle Davis and I play Sasha Bellman on

4:38:40 > 4:38:45The Dumping Ground, and this is my CBBC Chatterbox Challenge.

4:38:45 > 4:38:47Red. Five.

4:38:47 > 4:38:50I'm going to choose number six.

4:38:51 > 4:38:54What did you want to be when you were younger?

4:38:54 > 4:38:57- Ah, funny thing, I used to want to be a farmer...- Baa!

4:38:57 > 4:39:00- ...with a motorcycle. - ENGINE REVS

4:39:00 > 4:39:02I don't do either of those.

4:39:02 > 4:39:03Let's go for orange.

4:39:04 > 4:39:06Number one.

4:39:06 > 4:39:09And I'm going to choose number five.

4:39:09 > 4:39:11Can you say your name backwards?

4:39:11 > 4:39:14I actually tried this the other week.

4:39:14 > 4:39:16Lebanna.

4:39:16 > 4:39:20Which I actually really like. Sounds a bit Spanish.

4:39:20 > 4:39:24- LEBANNA PLAYS BACKWARDS - Annabelle. Annabelle.

4:39:24 > 4:39:26Lebanna. Ooh!

4:39:26 > 4:39:27Red.

4:39:27 > 4:39:29Number eight.

4:39:29 > 4:39:32Let's do seven.

4:39:32 > 4:39:36Right, phone the most famous person on your phone and get them

4:39:36 > 4:39:38to say "cheeseburger!"

4:39:38 > 4:39:40That's amazing!

4:39:40 > 4:39:42I don't think I have a lot of famous people on my phone.

4:39:42 > 4:39:44Let's have a look.

4:39:44 > 4:39:46Who have we got?

4:39:46 > 4:39:48Erm... So, I'm going to ring my dad...

4:39:51 > 4:39:54..and try and get him to say the word cheeseburger.

4:39:55 > 4:39:57Cheeseburger... Which is really funny,

4:39:57 > 4:39:59because he doesn't like cheeseburgers.

4:39:59 > 4:40:01He always asks for it without the cheese.

4:40:01 > 4:40:03Going to be interesting.

4:40:03 > 4:40:04Hello, you all right?

4:40:06 > 4:40:10So, basically, I'm really hungry.

4:40:12 > 4:40:14This is really hard!

4:40:14 > 4:40:16Nothing. Anyway...

4:40:16 > 4:40:19Yeah, don't know, just...

4:40:19 > 4:40:22No, you know when...

4:40:22 > 4:40:25Basically, cheeseburger.

4:40:27 > 4:40:28Cheeseburger. Yeah.

4:40:28 > 4:40:31Basically, you know you guys,

4:40:31 > 4:40:33you always ask for it without the cheese,

4:40:33 > 4:40:35but it's a cheeseburger.

4:40:37 > 4:40:38What am I doing?

4:40:40 > 4:40:42Yeah, you know...

4:40:42 > 4:40:45Repeat what I'm saying - cheeseburger.

4:40:47 > 4:40:48Thank you! Yay.

4:40:56 > 4:40:59The Art Ninja, you know the deal - he's making art and he's

4:40:59 > 4:41:02using his ninja skills while he's at it.

4:41:02 > 4:41:03Isn't that the most half-hearted karate chop

4:41:03 > 4:41:05you've ever seen from a ninja?

4:41:05 > 4:41:07It's nothing special now, that's just a part of his routine.

4:41:13 > 4:41:15Anyway, Art Ninja.

4:41:15 > 4:41:18I hang out with my mates, Gavin, Michelle, Rich...

4:41:18 > 4:41:21And Myles, potentially.

4:41:21 > 4:41:24Myles, the Art...er, Ninja.

4:41:24 > 4:41:26No, I need my own speciality. But what can I do?

4:41:26 > 4:41:29What can I offer Ricky? I did these hand puppets.

4:41:29 > 4:41:30How did these socks find their way on to my hand?

4:41:30 > 4:41:32They're not the... These aren't the puppets.

4:41:32 > 4:41:36I could be Myles the Art, er, Giver of Advice.

4:41:36 > 4:41:38The crowd goes wild!

4:41:40 > 4:41:43That is good, but is it too big for an art piece?

4:41:43 > 4:41:44Straight away, I'm thinking,

4:41:44 > 4:41:47"Is that going to fit on a wall? Is that going to fit in a frame?"

4:41:47 > 4:41:49It doesn't even fit in an art gallery, probably, it's that big.

4:41:49 > 4:41:51I know, I'm going to make...

4:41:51 > 4:41:54The Art Ninja flickball game.

4:41:54 > 4:41:57Got an old pizza box here.

4:41:57 > 4:41:58And it's going to become my pitch.

4:41:58 > 4:42:01I have already eaten today. All right.

4:42:01 > 4:42:03Hello, yeah, could I order a pizza, please?

4:42:03 > 4:42:06No toppings for me, no. Could I have it without a base as well, please?

4:42:06 > 4:42:08If you just give me the box, that'll be fine.

4:42:08 > 4:42:09You all right, mate?

4:42:09 > 4:42:11- Got your pizza.- Yeah! - What are you doing?

4:42:13 > 4:42:14It's just exciting.

4:42:14 > 4:42:16Hello, can I have another pizza, please?

4:42:16 > 4:42:17Yes, I did just call a second ago.

4:42:17 > 4:42:18He shoots...

4:42:18 > 4:42:20Goal!

4:42:20 > 4:42:23As great as that piece is, I'm not sure how much that's going to

4:42:23 > 4:42:26teach Ricky about football, cos he's more sort of just...

4:42:26 > 4:42:29It's just flicking practice, really.

4:42:29 > 4:42:31- Goal!- Give something else a go.

4:42:31 > 4:42:34Today, for the animation, I've got a really, really big idea.

4:42:37 > 4:42:38Rich, no!

4:42:41 > 4:42:43That was close!

4:42:43 > 4:42:46Just a normal Saturday with Ricky, playing around with animation,

4:42:46 > 4:42:47turning his friends into giants.

4:42:47 > 4:42:50And the trick here is to make it look like the two are interacting.

4:42:50 > 4:42:52Which I'd love to try, but I'm actually...

4:42:52 > 4:42:54I think I'm just running late for something.

4:42:59 > 4:43:00Oh, no.

4:43:00 > 4:43:02That's awkward. Fix that.

4:43:05 > 4:43:06All right, carry on.

4:43:06 > 4:43:10Oh, no, it's happened again. Why am I a giant now for some reason?

4:43:11 > 4:43:14All right, I came back inside after accidentally turning into a giant.

4:43:14 > 4:43:17Art Ninja, have fun, just be careful you don't step on any tiny,

4:43:17 > 4:43:18tiny cities.

4:43:26 > 4:43:29The Worst Witch is full of spells and magic.

4:43:29 > 4:43:33I'm loving this series, but surely, she can't be the WORST witch, right?

4:43:33 > 4:43:34I mean, how bad do you have to be?

4:43:34 > 4:43:37Ready to attempt the triple backflip?

4:43:37 > 4:43:38Triple backflip?!

4:43:38 > 4:43:40You can do it!

4:43:40 > 4:43:42OK, here goes.

4:43:42 > 4:43:44Aaaaah!

4:43:45 > 4:43:47THUD Oh...

4:43:47 > 4:43:49All right, things did get off to a bad start with Mildred,

4:43:49 > 4:43:51but I'm sure she can make things better

4:43:51 > 4:43:52with a spell in her next class.

4:43:52 > 4:43:57I would like you to demonstrate a simple animal transformation

4:43:57 > 4:44:00by turning this mouse...

4:44:00 > 4:44:02into a frog.

4:44:02 > 4:44:04Ah, a transformation spell, simple.

4:44:04 > 4:44:06I've been practising my own magic skills,

4:44:06 > 4:44:08so I'm going to give it a go.

4:44:08 > 4:44:09Where's my wand?

4:44:11 > 4:44:14I can't find my wand, but this wooden spoon will do.

4:44:14 > 4:44:18Let's say I want to turn this boot into an iguana. Easy-peasy.

4:44:20 > 4:44:22A banana. Not exactly what I wanted.

4:44:22 > 4:44:26Makes sense, as I used a cooking spoon instead of a wand, though.

4:44:26 > 4:44:27How do I get my boot back now?

4:44:27 > 4:44:29Maybe Mildred has better luck than me.

4:44:29 > 4:44:32One and all will be agog

4:44:32 > 4:44:34when you see before you a f...

4:44:34 > 4:44:36SHE COUGHS ..hog.

4:44:40 > 4:44:43I think there's going to be some consequences to this.

4:44:43 > 4:44:45Maybe Ethel will be really mean and call her names.

4:44:45 > 4:44:48In pond or lake or swampy bog,

4:44:48 > 4:44:52from this day you live as a frog!

4:44:53 > 4:44:55FROG CROAKS

4:44:55 > 4:44:58Or turn her into a frog?! I did not see that coming.

4:44:58 > 4:45:00OK, I know who can help her - Maud and Enid.

4:45:00 > 4:45:02Oh, maybe they'll use a magical detection spell

4:45:02 > 4:45:04to work out what's happened.

4:45:04 > 4:45:06Oh, or a lie detection spell on Ethel.

4:45:09 > 4:45:13Or... Sweeping? This is no time for housework, Maud.

4:45:13 > 4:45:14Dusting.

4:45:14 > 4:45:16For prints.

4:45:17 > 4:45:19Ah, makes sense now.

4:45:19 > 4:45:21Ethel transformed you, didn't she?

4:45:21 > 4:45:23FROG CROAKS

4:45:23 > 4:45:26As much sense as a room full of people talking to a frog.

4:45:26 > 4:45:30It makes it exciting, though. What's next, talking cats? Talking llamas?

4:45:30 > 4:45:32Talking bananas? Hmm...

4:45:32 > 4:45:33Tiny frog?

4:45:37 > 4:45:39Tiny frog.

4:45:39 > 4:45:42But everything works out OK - Mildred isn't a frog any more,

4:45:42 > 4:45:44she doesn't get eaten by a cat and the teachers realise she can do

4:45:44 > 4:45:46a pretty cool multi-transformation spell.

4:45:46 > 4:45:49And I've worked out what I was doing wrong. Watch.

4:45:49 > 4:45:52Yellow, mellow piece of fruit, turn this banana into a boot.

4:45:54 > 4:45:57Great, how have I turned MYSELF into a banana?

4:45:57 > 4:46:01But on the plus side, I'd get an A+ in transformation class.

4:46:01 > 4:46:04Nice work, Madame Laura, good vlogging.

4:46:04 > 4:46:07But shift over now, cos it's time to pass the baton

4:46:07 > 4:46:09to our young impressionists.

4:46:09 > 4:46:11It's time to play...

4:46:13 > 4:46:15# Oh, there's nothing finer

4:46:15 > 4:46:18# It's the Great Wall of China. #

4:46:18 > 4:46:20Guess Whom?

4:46:20 > 4:46:23# Great Wall of China

4:46:23 > 4:46:26# As walls go there's nothing finer. #

4:46:26 > 4:46:30I was Ed Petrie from All Over The Place Asia.

4:46:30 > 4:46:35Come on, Penfold! We've got to go!

4:46:35 > 4:46:36Guess Whom?

4:46:36 > 4:46:38Come on, Penfold.

4:46:38 > 4:46:41He's not going to get his Danger Agent Grade Two badge this way,

4:46:41 > 4:46:42I'm afraid.

4:46:42 > 4:46:44I was being Danger Mouse from Danger Mouse.

4:46:44 > 4:46:47I'm doing visual arts here.

4:46:47 > 4:46:49I call this piece A Rose Among The Thorns.

4:46:51 > 4:46:52Guess Whom?

4:46:55 > 4:46:58It's for a piece called A Rose Among The Thorns.

4:46:58 > 4:47:00That was Chloe from Dixi.

4:47:00 > 4:47:02That was the best thing my eyes have ever seen!

4:47:02 > 4:47:05Get your own impressions of your favourite CBBC presenter

4:47:05 > 4:47:08or character sent in to us quick and remember to tell us who you were

4:47:08 > 4:47:10at the end of the video.

4:47:10 > 4:47:12Guess Whom?

4:47:12 > 4:47:15Prepare for the most epic of mash-ups, cos on its way next,

4:47:15 > 4:47:17it's a jaw-dropping, eye-popping,

4:47:17 > 4:47:21mild-melting montage of all the best bits from CBBC this week.

4:47:21 > 4:47:22# Jai Singh

4:47:22 > 4:47:25# I built observatories known as Jantar Mantars

4:47:25 > 4:47:29# So we could take measurements of the sun and stars

4:47:29 > 4:47:32# The most elaborate is right here in Jaipur

4:47:32 > 4:47:35# And it was built back in 1734

4:47:35 > 4:47:36# Jai Singh

4:47:36 > 4:47:39# There are 19 astronomical instruments

4:47:39 > 4:47:43# We use to forecast cosmological events

4:47:43 > 4:47:46# They measure time and track the stars way out in space

4:47:46 > 4:47:49# You'll find the viewers prefer to gaze at my face. #

4:47:49 > 4:47:52Now it is time for Flambe Circus.

4:47:52 > 4:47:54Before that, please remember, do not try this at home.

4:47:54 > 4:47:57# I think with my heart and I move with my head

4:47:57 > 4:47:59# I open my mouth and it's something I've read

4:47:59 > 4:48:01# I stood at this door before I'm told

4:48:01 > 4:48:03# But a part of me knows that I'm growing too old

4:48:03 > 4:48:06# Confused what I thought with something I felt

4:48:06 > 4:48:08# Confused what I feel with something that's real. #

4:48:08 > 4:48:11Greg and his colleagues have the sharks safely in boxes

4:48:11 > 4:48:14and Struan and Ella are snorkelling on the surface to get

4:48:14 > 4:48:16a grandstand view of the release.

4:48:18 > 4:48:19And there they go!

4:48:19 > 4:48:23Two young sharks are about to make their way in the big, wide ocean.

4:48:27 > 4:48:30Two more sharks in the sea! Yes!

4:48:30 > 4:48:32# Tune in on Monday if you're a Lost & Found fan

4:48:32 > 4:48:34# Luke is sad because the band lost their van

4:48:34 > 4:48:37# On Tuesday Got What It Takes is back

4:48:37 > 4:48:39# Lauren Platt and David Tench sing some tracks

4:48:39 > 4:48:42# On Wednesday, we have The Worst Witch on your screens

4:48:42 > 4:48:44# Will Mildred and Enid ruin Ethel's schemes?

4:48:44 > 4:48:46# On Thursday, Blue Peter's at the usual time

4:48:46 > 4:48:49# And the gang are loved up Making Valentine's, yeah

4:48:49 > 4:48:51# On Friday, we have The Dumping Ground

4:48:51 > 4:48:55# And Jody plays Cupid where love is found, ound, ound. #

4:48:55 > 4:48:58Now, I've got just enough time to do some stretches

4:48:58 > 4:49:00before disco pump class. And into the splits...

4:49:00 > 4:49:02Whoa! Oh, no!

4:49:02 > 4:49:06Driver, wait up! I can't walk home like this!

4:49:06 > 4:49:08Has anyone got any spare leggings?