Episode 39

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4:51:12 > 4:51:14Giddy up, folks.

4:51:14 > 4:51:15Y'all are in for a rootin' tootin' journey

4:51:15 > 4:51:18through the golden lands of CBBC,

4:51:18 > 4:51:21with hot shows and epic LOLs, it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

4:51:21 > 4:51:24What's this all about, like?

4:51:24 > 4:51:26- ALL:- Hey, guys, it's us again.

4:51:26 > 4:51:28Enid and Esmeralda are on the back seat.

4:51:28 > 4:51:32I love when people will take photos. I'll just be like, "Yeah."

4:51:32 > 4:51:35And you're also doing impressive impressions once again.

4:51:35 > 4:51:37But I don't want a tabby cat.

4:51:37 > 4:51:41This lot love vlogging so much that they eat gigabytes for breakfast.

4:51:41 > 4:51:44It's our vlog-tastic Myles, Laura and Tee Cee.

4:51:44 > 4:51:47We've got so much coming up you won't believe your eyes.

4:51:52 > 4:51:54Time for the one person who can take on the epic task

4:51:54 > 4:51:57of kicking off our mega journey through CBBC.

4:51:57 > 4:51:59It's Myles!

4:51:59 > 4:52:00Blue Peter crams in so many things.

4:52:00 > 4:52:01This week there's golf -

4:52:01 > 4:52:04the best way to spend a day losing lots of tiny, little balls

4:52:04 > 4:52:05in a massive field.

4:52:05 > 4:52:08A whole meal, but in a mug. I can't believe it.

4:52:08 > 4:52:12And the Blue Peter Book Awards. What can I do for that one?

4:52:12 > 4:52:15"Oh, that's a really lovely book. That's almost award-winning."

4:52:15 > 4:52:16Plus, for Red Nose Day, so many things.

4:52:16 > 4:52:19There's their joke send-in competition.

4:52:19 > 4:52:22Who has green hands and eats porridge?

4:52:22 > 4:52:24- ALL:- Green hands and eats porridge?

4:52:24 > 4:52:26- Mouldy Locks! - CHEERING

4:52:26 > 4:52:28I love the challenges on Blue Peter, because I don't think there's

4:52:28 > 4:52:31been one thing that hasn't been a challenge for them yet.

4:52:31 > 4:52:32I think they've tried everything.

4:52:32 > 4:52:35Doing a backflip, standing still, turning into an insect,

4:52:35 > 4:52:36dressing up as an owl,

4:52:36 > 4:52:39are all my suggestions that I don't think will make the show.

4:52:39 > 4:52:43They haven't replied to the e-mail yet. Radzi is doing golf instead.

4:52:44 > 4:52:46I actually can't believe I hit it.

4:52:46 > 4:52:48What dance is Radzi doing there?

4:52:48 > 4:52:50I actually can't believe I hit it.

4:52:50 > 4:52:52His "I need the bathroom" dance, it looks like.

4:52:52 > 4:52:55That is the sad thing about being a Blue Peter presenter,

4:52:55 > 4:52:57you have to keep presenting, no matter what.

4:52:57 > 4:52:59Shows how good Blue Peter is, because Radzi

4:52:59 > 4:53:01has actually made tapping a ball with a long stick look quite fun.

4:53:01 > 4:53:03I was practising a little bit earlier.

4:53:03 > 4:53:06I don't have any of those tiny little... Are they eggs?

4:53:06 > 4:53:10The golf balls, I don't have any of those, unfortunately. Just this one.

4:53:10 > 4:53:12It's all in the swing.

4:53:12 > 4:53:14Too much swing. Believe.

4:53:14 > 4:53:16Believe!

4:53:16 > 4:53:18But it's not all just golfing challenges.

4:53:18 > 4:53:20David Walliams popped into the show to have a little chat,

4:53:20 > 4:53:22a little chinwag, a little conversation...

4:53:22 > 4:53:23To talk about his new book.

4:53:23 > 4:53:26This book, Grandpa's Great Escape, is about a little boy, Jack,

4:53:26 > 4:53:29who has a very special relationship with his grandpa, which I did too.

4:53:29 > 4:53:34Just like in the book, his grandpa was a hero in World War II.

4:53:34 > 4:53:37There's pictures of my grandpa actually in the back of the book,

4:53:37 > 4:53:41in his uniform. That's my real grandpa.

4:53:41 > 4:53:44And it's time for the Blue Peter Book Awards,

4:53:44 > 4:53:47which are an awards for books.

4:53:47 > 4:53:49It's called the Book Awards. Fairly self-explanatory.

4:53:49 > 4:53:52You just need to know what those words are. The Book Awards.

4:53:52 > 4:53:55Football School was my favourite book because of all the

4:53:55 > 4:53:56amazing facts in it.

4:53:56 > 4:53:58I think the jokes are hilarious.

4:53:58 > 4:54:01I've read a short story that I'd like to nominate.

4:54:01 > 4:54:03It's called A Boy Called Myles.

4:54:03 > 4:54:07Not sure who's written it, which is a coincidence, because that's my...

4:54:07 > 4:54:10It's all blank at the minute. Empty. Completely empty.

4:54:10 > 4:54:14But those will be... Read between the lines, I think, is a good...

4:54:14 > 4:54:18If there are no lines, make lines up yourself. You're writing the book.

4:54:20 > 4:54:22I'll go back to golf.

4:54:22 > 4:54:24One. I think it's because it's not a golf ball.

4:54:24 > 4:54:29That's the problem. It's a football. I just want to be like Radzi.

4:54:29 > 4:54:30Nice vlogging, muchacho.

4:54:30 > 4:54:33But, quick, make some room for the 15 Second Fans,

4:54:33 > 4:54:37cos they're primed and ready to vlog their hearts out.

4:54:37 > 4:54:40My favourite CBBC show is Operation Ouch,

4:54:40 > 4:54:43because I have learned so much by watching it.

4:54:43 > 4:54:47Dr Chris and Dr Xand are really funny and they inspired me

4:54:47 > 4:54:50to be a doctor when I grow up.

4:54:50 > 4:54:52I love you, CBBC.

4:54:52 > 4:54:53Nice work.

4:54:53 > 4:54:56My favourite CBBC show is Zig And Zag,

4:54:56 > 4:54:58because it's really awesome

4:54:58 > 4:55:01and you NEVER know what's going to happen next

4:55:01 > 4:55:03and it's always very funny.

4:55:03 > 4:55:04Well done.

4:55:04 > 4:55:06My favourite show on CBBC

4:55:06 > 4:55:07is The Dumping Ground,

4:55:07 > 4:55:08because there's never, ever, ever

4:55:08 > 4:55:10an episode that's so plain.

4:55:10 > 4:55:14I also like Hacker Time because he's so funny. I also love Copycats.

4:55:14 > 4:55:15Yes!

4:55:15 > 4:55:16- ALL:- Hey, guys, it's us again.

4:55:16 > 4:55:19We've found our new favourites.

4:55:19 > 4:55:20Mine is Worst Witch.

4:55:20 > 4:55:22Whoo!

4:55:22 > 4:55:25I still love The Next Step, like, who wouldn't?

4:55:25 > 4:55:27Mine is The Dengineers.

4:55:27 > 4:55:29- ALL:- Just remember...

4:55:29 > 4:55:33you are awesome!

4:55:33 > 4:55:35Do you want to tell us what you love about CBBC?

4:55:35 > 4:55:39Just record your 15-second mini-vlog telling us why CBBC

4:55:39 > 4:55:42is your favourite, and send it to us via the Whoops web page.

4:55:42 > 4:55:44Now we've had to install a broom rack on the back seat

4:55:44 > 4:55:46for our latest magical guests.

4:55:46 > 4:55:49You'll never guess which bewitching pair visited us recently -

4:55:49 > 4:55:52alakazoom!

4:55:52 > 4:55:56Tamara and Miriam, aka Enid and Esmeralda from the Worst Witch.

4:55:56 > 4:55:58Welcome aboard our enchanted bus!

4:55:58 > 4:56:00Make yourselves at home and we'll kick this journey off

4:56:00 > 4:56:02to a magical start.

4:56:02 > 4:56:05Would you rather be an actress or a witch?

4:56:05 > 4:56:09Probably a witch, cos then I could choose whatever, like,

4:56:09 > 4:56:11film or series to be in.

4:56:11 > 4:56:14Put a spell on them and just make me, like, one of the big parts.

4:56:14 > 4:56:19I'd also be a witch, so that if I had, like, two parts,

4:56:19 > 4:56:21I could, like, split myself in two and be, like, everywhere.

4:56:21 > 4:56:23Potions class or flying class?

4:56:23 > 4:56:25Probably flying.

4:56:25 > 4:56:28Cos I actually haven't been in one of the flying classes yet.

4:56:28 > 4:56:30Probably flying, just because of the whole thing.

4:56:30 > 4:56:32It seems really exciting.

4:56:32 > 4:56:33Miss Cackle or Miss Hardbroom?

4:56:33 > 4:56:37Probably Miss Cackle, because I feel like my character

4:56:37 > 4:56:40is a lot more like her, like, a lot more relatable.

4:56:40 > 4:56:41I really like Miss Hardbroom,

4:56:41 > 4:56:44because she does everything for best at heart, so she's always

4:56:44 > 4:56:47trying to help Mildred instead of, like, get her in trouble.

4:56:47 > 4:56:49You're stranded on an island together but you must agree

4:56:49 > 4:56:51on three items you can take.

4:56:51 > 4:56:52What are they?

4:56:52 > 4:56:54- Chocolate spread.- Yeah.

4:56:54 > 4:56:56I'd probably have a boat.

4:56:56 > 4:57:01And then I'd probably have a three-year water supply.

4:57:01 > 4:57:03What about the fourth year?

4:57:03 > 4:57:05If you could morph into an animal, what would you be and why?

4:57:05 > 4:57:08I'd probably be a dolphin, because I really want to be able

4:57:08 > 4:57:11to breathe underwater, and I'd love when people would take photos.

4:57:11 > 4:57:13I'd just be like, "Yeah."

4:57:13 > 4:57:16I'd probably be a monkey so I could swing in all the trees.

4:57:16 > 4:57:19My personality probably suits it a lot.

4:57:19 > 4:57:22Say your name backwards.

4:57:23 > 4:57:26Mairim.

4:57:26 > 4:57:27Aramat.

4:57:27 > 4:57:30That was so much quicker than mine.

4:57:30 > 4:57:32Do an impression of each other's character.

4:57:32 > 4:57:35Oh, well, Enid, she always giggles, like, even in class at the back.

4:57:35 > 4:57:38- So she's like... - SHE GIGGLES

4:57:38 > 4:57:40You always giggle.

4:57:40 > 4:57:41- SHE GIGGLES - Em...

4:57:41 > 4:57:45Esmeralda is really, really polite, so probably, like,

4:57:45 > 4:57:48"Please, thank you. Please, thank you.

4:57:48 > 4:57:49"Thank you. Thank you."

4:57:49 > 4:57:51You've put a spell on me, you two.

4:57:51 > 4:57:56You're both delightful passengers and may remain on the bus. Onwards.

4:57:56 > 4:57:57Whoo!

4:58:01 > 4:58:03So this week there was a brand-new CBBC show

4:58:03 > 4:58:05called Remotely Funny

4:58:05 > 4:58:07that's taken over our homes.

4:58:07 > 4:58:08I'm coming in wirelessly,

4:58:08 > 4:58:11hijacking your home and then offering you prizes.

4:58:11 > 4:58:14Let's meet today's Remotely Funny contenders.

4:58:15 > 4:58:17Wait, why are there now four of me?

4:58:17 > 4:58:21I'm... Am I on the show? This is... This is happening!

4:58:21 > 4:58:24You can play if you're in your PJs. You can play if you're grounded.

4:58:24 > 4:58:26Did she just say you can play in your PJs?!

4:58:28 > 4:58:32Right, PJs on, Saara, I am definitely in. Whoo!

4:58:32 > 4:58:34Show me your worst game faces. Be loud!

4:58:34 > 4:58:36THEY GROWL

4:58:36 > 4:58:38You know, if you do that for long enough,

4:58:38 > 4:58:42your cheeks really start to hurt. I wonder if I can get sympathy points.

4:58:42 > 4:58:43Does this game even award sympathy points?

4:58:43 > 4:58:46Or any points, for that matter?

4:58:46 > 4:58:49I name something and you have to grab it for me.

4:58:49 > 4:58:53The first one back with the item wins three of my Sa-mojis.

4:58:53 > 4:58:54Say what?!

4:58:54 > 4:58:56My Sa-mojis.

4:58:56 > 4:59:00Sa-mojis?! OK, I'll take mine with tuna, no butter, some melted cheese.

4:59:00 > 4:59:03Can I get it cut into tiny little triangles? Please, thank you.

4:59:03 > 4:59:05Wait, what?

4:59:05 > 4:59:07What, Sa-moji isn't a type of fancy sandwich?

4:59:07 > 4:59:08You're joking.

4:59:08 > 4:59:10First item I want you to get

4:59:10 > 4:59:13is something that does not belong to you.

4:59:13 > 4:59:15Go!

4:59:15 > 4:59:18Go get something that does not belong to you. That is not yours.

4:59:18 > 4:59:21OK, so that was a #EpicFail.

4:59:21 > 4:59:24But I did find this gravy bottle underneath my bed.

4:59:24 > 4:59:26I don't know, maybe it'll come in handy somehow.

4:59:26 > 4:59:29Grab the bottle and yell, "I love ruskeakastike!"

4:59:29 > 4:59:32ALL: I love ruske...!

4:59:32 > 4:59:36Who knew that ruskeakastipu... Ruskeakastiblabla?

4:59:36 > 4:59:39Ruskeakastaploodoo?

4:59:40 > 4:59:41..could be so liberating.

4:59:41 > 4:59:43OK, here it goes.

4:59:48 > 4:59:51I'm normally up for getting parents to eat weird food combos and all,

4:59:51 > 4:59:54but, Saara, you're really putting them through their paces

4:59:54 > 4:59:56on Remotely Funny. My gosh.

4:59:56 > 4:59:57ALL: # I need

4:59:57 > 5:00:00# Something that can wash out the pain

5:00:00 > 5:00:02# I need... #

5:00:02 > 5:00:05Wow, huge props to Bridie's mum for singing on national TV.

5:00:05 > 5:00:09I wonder if I could get my mum to do the same.

5:00:09 > 5:00:10# All my single ladies

5:00:10 > 5:00:12# All my single ladies

5:00:12 > 5:00:13# Now put up your hands

5:00:13 > 5:00:15# Oh oh-oh

5:00:15 > 5:00:16# Oh oh-oh

5:00:16 > 5:00:18# Oh oh-oh

5:00:18 > 5:00:19# Yeah. #

5:00:19 > 5:00:20Whoo! Mum, that was...

5:00:20 > 5:00:23ruske... Ruskeakrap...

5:00:23 > 5:00:25Ruskeakra-thing...

5:00:25 > 5:00:26Mum, that was a good job.

5:00:31 > 5:00:33Now cast your mind back

5:00:33 > 5:00:34to Junior Bake Off last autumn.

5:00:34 > 5:00:36Do you remember that amazing garden party cake

5:00:36 > 5:00:37that Nikki made?

5:00:43 > 5:00:45But not only is Nikki a fantastic baker,

5:00:45 > 5:00:48she's also really good at one of my favourite things.

5:00:48 > 5:00:50Morning, everyone.

5:00:50 > 5:00:53It's Nikki. Today, I thought I would vlog.

5:00:53 > 5:00:54Yep, Nikki is a vlogger

5:00:54 > 5:00:56with millions of people watching her videos.

5:00:56 > 5:00:59She vlogs her life, baking, make-up,

5:00:59 > 5:01:02as well as a medical condition she has called AVM.

5:01:02 > 5:01:04AVM is a very rare medical condition.

5:01:04 > 5:01:08It's quite tricky to understand, but on the right side of my face,

5:01:08 > 5:01:13I don't have any capillaries, so my arteries go straight into the veins,

5:01:13 > 5:01:18which aren't made for high pressure, so they swell and sometimes burst.

5:01:18 > 5:01:21This is what makes my face raised and also really sore

5:01:21 > 5:01:24and gives me super bad headaches.

5:01:24 > 5:01:27But having AVM doesn't stop Nikki from enjoying life to the max.

5:01:27 > 5:01:30And she uses her vlogging to spread so much positivity.

5:01:30 > 5:01:33Some people would comment that I was beautiful,

5:01:33 > 5:01:37then I got a couple more comments like that. It made...

5:01:37 > 5:01:41Not made me feel happy, because I don't mind about not being

5:01:41 > 5:01:43the most beautiful girl in the world.

5:01:43 > 5:01:44I care about inner beauty.

5:01:44 > 5:01:48I think that makes her an incredibly brave and inspirational person.

5:01:48 > 5:01:51But that doesn't mean she hasn't experienced any downsides.

5:01:51 > 5:01:56My getting ready for prom video has nearly 1.5 million views.

5:01:56 > 5:01:58But the more views I get, the more I'm asked,

5:01:58 > 5:02:01"What's wrong with your face? You look strange."

5:02:01 > 5:02:03Hearing negative things from other people,

5:02:03 > 5:02:06whether it's in real life or online, is always a horrible thing.

5:02:06 > 5:02:09But making sure it doesn't affect you is so important.

5:02:09 > 5:02:10As a vlogger myself,

5:02:10 > 5:02:12I definitely know what it's like to experience negativity,

5:02:12 > 5:02:15so I'm really excited for Nikki when she gets advice from one

5:02:15 > 5:02:17of her favourite vloggers, Em Ford.

5:02:17 > 5:02:19The most important thing, first of all,

5:02:19 > 5:02:21is don't tell people where you live.

5:02:21 > 5:02:23Be very careful about what you show,

5:02:23 > 5:02:27so if you're going to do your outfit pictures, for example,

5:02:27 > 5:02:29don't do them right in front of your house.

5:02:29 > 5:02:31I'd like to add to Em's brilliant advice

5:02:31 > 5:02:32by saying that if you're in any doubt

5:02:32 > 5:02:35about how much information you're giving away in a vlog,

5:02:35 > 5:02:37then always ask a parent or an adult who you trust

5:02:37 > 5:02:38for their help and advice.

5:02:38 > 5:02:41Some nights, I used to get a flannel and wet it

5:02:41 > 5:02:42and, like, scrub my face,

5:02:42 > 5:02:46because I couldn't believe it was not going to come off.

5:02:46 > 5:02:48And after a while,

5:02:48 > 5:02:51I realised I was going to continue getting veins,

5:02:51 > 5:02:55so you can either be negative and just not enjoy life,

5:02:55 > 5:02:59or you can be positive and live a lovely, healthy,

5:02:59 > 5:03:01joyful and happy life.

5:03:01 > 5:03:03Nikki sums it up perfectly in her vlogs.

5:03:03 > 5:03:06It really doesn't matter in the end what other people say about you.

5:03:06 > 5:03:09Just keep positive, be kind and enjoy your life.

5:03:09 > 5:03:10Nikki, you go, girl.

5:03:10 > 5:03:12You're a true inspiration, and I hope everyone follows your example

5:03:12 > 5:03:16in being brave, bold and following their dream no matter what.

5:03:16 > 5:03:18All in all, whether you're vlogging, going out, staying in,

5:03:18 > 5:03:19or dancing on your bed...

5:03:19 > 5:03:21Whoo!

5:03:21 > 5:03:22..who cares what other people say?

5:03:22 > 5:03:25Just do your thing, be confident, and ignore the haters.

5:03:25 > 5:03:26Enjoy life to the fullest!

5:03:26 > 5:03:29Laura, stop messing up your bed.

5:03:29 > 5:03:30Enjoy life to the fullest,

5:03:30 > 5:03:33but don't dance on your bed if your mum tells you off.

5:03:33 > 5:03:34Oops.

5:03:34 > 5:03:36Really great vlogging. Well done.

5:03:36 > 5:03:38Now I feel a game afoot.

5:03:38 > 5:03:42Impressionists, start your engines, please. It's time for us to play...

5:03:44 > 5:03:47Remember when you did the hair whip?

5:03:47 > 5:03:48Oh, yeah!

5:03:48 > 5:03:50That's my favourite move.

5:03:50 > 5:03:51INDISTINCT

5:03:52 > 5:03:54Guess Whom?

5:03:54 > 5:03:57- Then you do the hair whip. - The hair whip? I never do that.

5:03:57 > 5:03:58I am sorry, what?

5:03:58 > 5:04:01- BOTH:- We were Riley and Michelle from The Next Step.

5:04:02 > 5:04:05Punch the window, Gideon. One, two, three...

5:04:10 > 5:04:11Guess Whom?

5:04:12 > 5:04:14Hetty!

5:04:14 > 5:04:16Gid, no!

5:04:16 > 5:04:19I was impersonating Hetty Feather with Gideon,

5:04:19 > 5:04:22and I was escaping from the family hospital.

5:04:22 > 5:04:27But I don't want a tabby cat. I want a black cat like the others.

5:04:28 > 5:04:29Guess Whom?

5:04:29 > 5:04:34Miss Cackle, please, can't I have a black one like the others?

5:04:34 > 5:04:37I'm Mildred from The Worst Witch.

5:04:37 > 5:04:41If you want in on the action, just record your own 20-second impression

5:04:41 > 5:04:44of a CBBC personality and send it to us from the Whoops web page.

5:04:44 > 5:04:47But remember to reveal who you were at the end.

5:04:48 > 5:04:50Guess Whom?

5:04:50 > 5:04:53Hmm, now what was the best thing that happened on CBBC this week?

5:04:53 > 5:04:55It was probably when that... No, actually, when she...

5:04:55 > 5:04:59No, but when... Oh, it's all good stuff! See for yourself.

5:04:59 > 5:05:01- HICCUP LAUGHS - What the...?

5:05:01 > 5:05:03Oh, no. Not again.

5:05:03 > 5:05:06Hey, Toothless!

5:05:07 > 5:05:09- Hey. - TOOTHLESS RESPONDS

5:05:09 > 5:05:11So just plummet, or any ideas?

5:05:13 > 5:05:15The nerves have settled,

5:05:15 > 5:05:19but how will the kids cope when Grimmy tries to dig a little dirt?

5:05:19 > 5:05:21Is there anything that you've ever done to your mum now that

5:05:21 > 5:05:24you'd like to admit on Radio 1? Have you ever, like, lied to your mum?

5:05:24 > 5:05:26Yes.

5:05:26 > 5:05:27- Just, eh...- Eh...

5:05:27 > 5:05:30I lie about, like, taking the dishes downstairs.

5:05:30 > 5:05:32Right. Where are all those dishes?

5:05:32 > 5:05:35We cleaned my room the other day and we found four forks under my bed!

5:05:35 > 5:05:37Oh, it's a right old treat

5:05:37 > 5:05:41to look at your photo.

5:05:41 > 5:05:43It doesn't even glare on camera, which is great,

5:05:43 > 5:05:45cos we're on telly and that.

5:05:45 > 5:05:49- Uh, Hacker?- What?! No! Don't look at me! Lozza!

5:05:49 > 5:05:51- What's going on here?- What?

5:05:51 > 5:05:53What's going on here?

5:05:53 > 5:05:56Well, just because it's Valentine's Day and I'm looking at

5:05:56 > 5:05:59a picture of you in a frame doesn't mean... It doesn't mean anything.

5:05:59 > 5:06:02There's nothing wrong with that. I was only looking.

5:06:02 > 5:06:04This journey is over and out.

5:06:04 > 5:06:07Pack up that sad face and take it to the CBBC iPlayer and website

5:06:07 > 5:06:11for even more terrific TV and excellent extras.

5:06:11 > 5:06:13Ooh, my hula hoop order is out for delivery.

5:06:13 > 5:06:15Madam Driver, wait for me.

5:06:15 > 5:06:16Oh, I've missed it.