0:00:04 > 0:00:07Jumpeth on board, friends, for thou art invited upon a magical
0:00:07 > 0:00:10journey through the wonders of last week's CBBC.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12It's Whoops I Missed The Bus,
0:00:12 > 0:00:14and you don't want to miss any of it, doth thou?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Crank up your speakers for a bit of this.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# Because there's nothing more that I can say... #
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Yay, vlogger Tee Cee's back!
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Pink? Green? Oh, the pressure, it's just too much!
0:00:26 > 0:00:28And can anyone explain this?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31What does it say?! Is it a toy?
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Ooh, play with me! Words on the screen?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35AS DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: And now, if we listen very carefully,
0:00:35 > 0:00:39we may be lucky enough to see the rare CBBC lesser-spotted vlogger.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43There's two of them now! It's Laura and Myles.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Oh, am I on? Oh, I'm on.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47OK. You want a vlog? You-You can have a vlog.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49After I've finished the tea.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50There's nothing in it.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Pay attention, CBBC fanatics, for the time has come.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57She's here, she's ready
0:00:57 > 0:01:01and she's got more CBBC gossip than anyone I know. It's our Laura.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03To be or not to be, that is the question.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05The question might be "What am I talking about?"
0:01:05 > 0:01:08If you've been watching what I've been watching,
0:01:08 > 0:01:11you might have a clue. Get ready to become epic at Shakespeare!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15I bet you didn't know rapping could have anything to do with the Bard.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17RAPS: ..ancient grudge break to new mutiny
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean...
0:01:19 > 0:01:22I can do this! I can Shakespeare. Let's hit it.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24First I need to pick a verse and give it a beat.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26SHE BEATBOXES
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I know what's missing here.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31OK, maybe I'll work on that later. In the meantime,
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Maxine gives us some useful acting tips.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37The first way I'm going to do it is accusing. Is it challenging?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39"Seems," madam? Nay, it IS.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I know not "seems"!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Scary!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Or I could just explain to Gertrude my situation.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49"Seems," madam?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Nay, it is.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I know not "seems". Ah. Nicer.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55As Maxine points out, there's lots of ways
0:01:55 > 0:01:57to say the lines that Shakespeare wrote.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00The way you say something can completely change the meaning,
0:02:00 > 0:02:02just like in real life.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03I'm really happy about that.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04I'm really happy about that(!)
0:02:04 > 0:02:06ANGRY: I'm really happy about that!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Too much? Maybe just a bit.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11And there's an exciting countdown in the show? What could it be?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14A countdown of quotes or characters or even the best romances?
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Welcome to Ye Olde Charte,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19counting down the top 10 Shakespearean deaths.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Deaths?! A countdown of deaths?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Royal sons Chiron and Demetrius are killed, drained of blood,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26minced up and put in a meat pie.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29I'm definitely not jealous of Shakespeare's characters.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Did he just say "meat pie"?
0:02:30 > 0:02:33If you've wondered what Shakespeare would have sounded like, here's Ben.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37Oh, for a Muse of fire that would ascend
0:02:37 > 0:02:40The brightest heaven of invention...
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Oh, for a Muse of fire, I be vlogging for thou.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I think I've got the hang of this! Now just to dress the part.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49You could wear a more traditional costume or perhaps something
0:02:49 > 0:02:51a little later, or, really,
0:02:51 > 0:02:53anything you have in your wardrobe.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Pause. Is that a hoodie I see there?
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Yes, it is! That's what I'm wearing!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Wow, I really know how to master this Shakespeare practice.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Now just to learn my lines.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04When I actually work out what my lines are.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Right, I might have lost them.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09And by "might", I mean, I definitely have.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12SHE BEATBOXES
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Beatboxing will distract everyone, right? Yes?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Laura, old pal, I've got one word for that.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Utterly epic.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Also, apparently, I can't count.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Moving on, I think it's high time we heard from you.
0:03:25 > 0:03:30I love The Dumping Ground. The Dumping Ground. Why?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Because it's really emotive,
0:03:33 > 0:03:38it has too much drama, plus it picks you up and puts you in a happy mood.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Well done! My favourite TV show on CBBC is "Operation Ouch!",
0:03:43 > 0:03:46because you learn lots of facts about the human body,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50and Chris and Xan are very, VERY funny.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54Also, I love Whoops I Missed The Bus, because I love vlogging.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Yes! I love watching The Dumping Ground, because it's so awesome.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00I never, ever want to stop watching it.
0:04:00 > 0:04:05My favourite character is Tee, and I never, ever, EVER miss an episode.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I also like Lauren, Katie, Kravim and Hacker and Dodge,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12because they're great. I even drew this picture.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Lovely work!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step, because I love to
0:04:18 > 0:04:22dance, and Lost Found Music Studio, because I love to sing.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I sing everywhere I go, sing whilst I'm going to school,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28sing in the bath, sing in the shower.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30And in the toilet.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34I love you, CBBC! Bye!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE You guys really are top banana.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40If you want to get in on the act, just record a 15-second clip of
0:04:40 > 0:04:42yourself telling us all about your top CBBC show
0:04:42 > 0:04:45and send it in via the Whoops web page.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Now, have you "Found" our brand-new CBBC series,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49or are you "Lost" on what I'm getting at?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Did you see what I was doing there with the...?
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Ah, forget it. Just feast your eyes on this.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07So, to get my part on the show, I got a call from my agent to
0:05:07 > 0:05:11go down for an audition, and I actually auditioned four times
0:05:11 > 0:05:13before I actually got the part.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Why would I waste my time getting to know you?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Stumped me there, Sarah.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I went in for two or three callbacks for a bunch
0:05:25 > 0:05:27of different cast mates, and it was a really fun experience.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Well, we'll see who's got a better voice, then. No, no. No.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33It's-It's all right. Are we scared?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35We did improv scenes and singing, and that was fun.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# So give it up, up All of your love, love
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# And don't run, run away...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# If it's no, no Then let me go, go
0:05:44 > 0:05:48# Because there's nothing more that I can say
0:05:48 > 0:05:50# Because you set me on fire... #
0:05:50 > 0:05:51'My first one was Fire.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54'I think that was, like, one of the best days of my life.'
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I really showed myself, showed them what I can be and what I can do.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02I brought up a keyboard, and it was a huge workout.
0:06:02 > 0:06:07# When you're up so high you never want to fall... #
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I was walking up the stairs and I was like,
0:06:09 > 0:06:12"Mom, I don't think I can do this, it's too heavy!"
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And it was all for a bigger purpose, so I'm so glad I did it.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I went in there and I did my thing, and I got a callback!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I would say I'm probably a mix between a baritone and a tenor.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26My range is a bit off-er now because I'm going through voice changes!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28'After that audition, I thought I blew it.'
0:06:28 > 0:06:31But, y'know, I didn't, I got the callback,
0:06:31 > 0:06:34and I'm here right now, so it ended up working out really well.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Clara's audition is very similar to my audition,
0:06:38 > 0:06:41because I was very nervous for my audition.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Are you a little nervous? I'm not a morning person.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44I'm nervous, too. Yeah.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47'And I think that the auditioners could sense that.'
0:06:47 > 0:06:51They gave me words of encouragement, and then I wasn't as nervous.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54It was so much better and I felt so much more comfortable,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56and I had a lot more fun.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And I think that the same thing happens to Clara halfway
0:06:59 > 0:07:03through her audition, when Isaac gets up and starts clapping for her
0:07:03 > 0:07:06and she just realises that it's fun, its not nerve-racking
0:07:06 > 0:07:08and she should relax and just perform.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Sensational Shakespeare is a Horrible Histories special
0:07:16 > 0:07:19all about William Shakespeare, the famous writer who has
0:07:19 > 0:07:23the surname that sounds like a dangerous dance move.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25"I'm Shakespeare." "I'd prefer it if you didn't, mate.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27"Not around here. Don't be waving that about.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30"You'll have someone's eye out with all that business, Will."
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# I am Shakespeare
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# I'm working hard on my writing
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# I've got sound investments
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# And I'm not into fighting. # What?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42The rapping part was not in the history books.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44"Open your textbooks to page 100."
0:07:44 > 0:07:46"Miss, William Shakespeare's rapping to me."
0:07:46 > 0:07:48"Yes, that...that is accurate."
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Sensational Shakespeare delivers the history of the past
0:07:50 > 0:07:52but in a modern, interesting way.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55There's rapping, there's news reports, tablets, all that,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58all the touch, scroll... All technology.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hey, history lovers.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Coming at you is loads of brills and loads of thrills.
0:08:03 > 0:08:08It's the top three most epic things ever in Elizabethan entertainment.
0:08:08 > 0:08:13At three, The Taming Of The Shrew by William Shakespeare.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16The boy from the sticks has come out of nowhere
0:08:16 > 0:08:19and is taking the London theatre scene by storm.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21I do wonder what Shakespeare would say if he saw that.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Yeah, we have TVs and tablets and laptops, so we can just place
0:08:25 > 0:08:28our fingers onto keys and stories can rush out really quickly.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31And Shakespeare would probably be like, "Wow, that's amazing.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34"You know, does everyone just write stories, then?"
0:08:34 > 0:08:36"Well, no, because there's also this thing called
0:08:36 > 0:08:42"the internet on there, which sort of stops that writing process.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45"Do you know about cat videos?"
0:08:45 > 0:08:48"No, I'm from the past, we didn't have cats."
0:08:48 > 0:08:51That is probably why Shakespeare could write so many plays -
0:08:51 > 0:08:53there was nothing else going on. No distractions.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55He's writing, there's nothing out the window -
0:08:55 > 0:08:57just a horse walking by. Nothing else for him to be doing
0:08:57 > 0:08:59so he might as well write Romeo And Juliet.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02But again, unlike modern times, he stopped after the first one,
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Romeo And Juliet.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06He didn't keep going until Romeo And Juliet Five -
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Chaos Initiative, and everyone is a robot
0:09:08 > 0:09:11and they split the final movie into two parts for some reason.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14William Shakespeare also probably never... I'm doing history now.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I've just put myself in charge of history.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17He probably made up so many words
0:09:17 > 0:09:20because there's no spell-check on paper.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23If he didn't know how to spell something,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25save the embarrassment, pluck out a word
0:09:25 > 0:09:28and no-one can tell you you're wrong because you just made it up.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Oh, I'm Shakespeare. "Oh, the sky looks...mm...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34"..miseratablouf."
0:09:34 > 0:09:36"Are you trying to say the sky looks miserable?"
0:09:36 > 0:09:39But I do have one idea for why he was always writing, though...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42There were no loos in Elizabethan theatres and, worse still,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45no loos in a lot of the houses, so people just chucked their poo
0:09:45 > 0:09:47and wee out of the window every morning.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52If you just stay indoors, keep your head down, there's no chance of...
0:09:52 > 0:09:53that happening.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55"It's starting to rain - better head inside."
0:09:55 > 0:09:56"That's not rain, Will."
0:10:01 > 0:10:03So, Arthur.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Hands down one of the best CBBC shows ever.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Now, before we even get into this week's episode,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12can we just applaud the fantastic introduction into the show?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, seriously, look at how it starts!
0:10:14 > 0:10:18# Every day when you're walking down the street
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Everybody that you meet
0:10:20 > 0:10:24# Has an original point of view. #
0:10:24 > 0:10:26The confidence in your stride, it's actually beautiful.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28You own that pavement, boy!
0:10:28 > 0:10:31One thing that I love about this show is that there's always
0:10:31 > 0:10:34a dilemma to be solved. You can't help but feel involved.
0:10:34 > 0:10:38So, Arthur wins a pair of tickets to his favourite concert, right?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41But he can only choose one out of eight friends to take with him.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44That's a lot of pressure. I mean, what would you do?
0:10:44 > 0:10:46So, who are you going to take?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Yeah!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Um...
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Look here, I have trouble selecting what socks to wear in the morning,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56never mind having to choose between my best mates.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Yellow? Pink? Green?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Oh, the pressure, it's just too much!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02And just when you thought things couldn't get any more
0:11:02 > 0:11:04difficult for Arthur, this happens.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05PHONE RINGS
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Mom, please can we not answer the phone for a while?
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Not the phone, not the phone!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12I know you're probably taking Buster,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14but I just want to say I was the first one in school
0:11:14 > 0:11:16to like Static Airways.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You remember that day in kindergarten
0:11:18 > 0:11:20when I played their first single for show and tell?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25#TeamTooMuch!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Sometimes in situations like this you have to go back to basics.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32And clearly, there's only one simple solution here.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I can't believe it takes a four-year-old girl
0:11:35 > 0:11:36to suggest picking straws.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Why didn't I think of that?
0:11:38 > 0:11:41And there you have it - problem solved. Boom!
0:11:41 > 0:11:46Cheers, Tee Cee. That was enough to make me want to burst into song!
0:11:46 > 0:11:49But I won't, because you're going to need your ears to hear
0:11:49 > 0:11:51what our furry companions think about CBBC.
0:11:51 > 0:11:52It's time for...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I love CBBC, I love the telly. So technicolour.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Ella, Ella, I can't read. What does that say? What does it say?!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Is it a toy? Oh, play with me! Words on the screen?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I do, I love All Over The Place. It's so funny.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09OK, I'm bored now. Bye.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Ah, Sam and Mark hiding in someone's house again.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Wait, are they in my house?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Lara, check behind the couch for two stray comedy presenters,
0:12:17 > 0:12:18would you?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22# Whoa-ho-ho ho-ho
0:12:22 > 0:12:24# I'm a hamster
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# I am so tiny
0:12:26 > 0:12:27# But I am mighty
0:12:27 > 0:12:29# I'm a hamster
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# Ah! #
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I could totally be a presenter on that couch.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Ahem, in today's news, I chased a mouse,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I chased my tail and I also slept for 26 hours.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Oh, and Nikki was late with my biscuits, hint, hint.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Does your budgie like Blue Peter?
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Does your fish like Four O'Clock Club? Does your zebra like...?
0:12:49 > 0:12:53No, hang on, we don't have any shows beginning with Z...yet.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Never mind, just send us a clip of your pet watching CBBC
0:12:55 > 0:12:58and we'll give them a voice. What you thinking, pet?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Now, tear your eyes away from your phone or tablet
0:13:01 > 0:13:02for the next 90 seconds,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05because we've got all the best bits from the last week.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Ready? Put that tablet down, Aisha. I can see you, you know.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Pointy bits sting for wasp.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Resident drones stand by.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18Begin popping in three, two, one...
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Air Marshal has his hands full keeping order here.
0:13:22 > 0:13:27And look at this! Flame-thrower!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Raygun halitosis.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30He zapped two straight away.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Every single time she dances, it's amazing.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38But this time is different.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39She's killing it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Dancing is such an incredible feeling.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48It's like you're on cloud nine.
0:13:48 > 0:13:53When I'm doing my solo, it feels like I'm meant to be on that team.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Every phrase in the rest of the song was invented by The Bard.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Oh, yeah!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Let me break the ice Don't catch a cold
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# Don't give me short shrift in this brave new world
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# It's a foregone conclusion come what may
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Cos every dog will have its day
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# So don't send us packing It's a witching time
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# There's no rhyme, no reason There's a reason it rhymes
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# There's a method to me madness Give the devil his due
0:14:27 > 0:14:30# And listen to the song To thine own self be true. #
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Shakespeare! Shakespeare.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Correct. The next is...
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Fakespeare?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Correct, 2-2. What's it going to be?
0:14:47 > 0:14:48If I get this right you get a pie.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Erm, ah, Shakespeare!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It is, yes!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Charlotte's in for this pie!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Three, two, one, go!
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Oh, thanks, Charlotte. Did you enjoy that?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03That's your lot until next time.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07But before I go, to be late or not to be late...for the bus?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10That is the question. Yeah, missed it again.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Mum is not going to be happy. I'm going to be grounded.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Driver, returneth to me!