Episode 42

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0:00:04 > 0:00:05Arriba!

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Don your best sombrero and jump on board

0:00:08 > 0:00:11cos we're off on a sizzling hot tour of CBBC.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13It's Whoops I Missed The Bus, baby!

0:00:13 > 0:00:15You lot are taking over the small screen...

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hi, Zookeeper Evie. Hi.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20..we've got you a Horrible Histories treat...

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Ladies all across the world, listen up

0:00:22 > 0:00:23# We're looking for recruits

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# If you're with me, let me see your hands

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Stand up and salute! #

0:00:27 > 0:00:30..and you're welcome, cos we're going to show you this.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32# I'm running with the wolves tonight

0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Running with the wolves. #

0:00:35 > 0:00:37For many years, TV and vloggers were enemies,

0:00:37 > 0:00:40until one bus route united them all in the name of CBBC.

0:00:40 > 0:00:44And here's our vlogging legends now. It's Laura and Myles.

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Sorry, what? We're not doing the battle-scene flashback any more?

0:00:48 > 0:00:49Oh, man!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55First up, it's over to the man with the plan,

0:00:55 > 0:00:59the gent from Kent, the fella with the...umbrella?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00It's Myles!

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I never know what day of the week it is...

0:01:05 > 0:01:08..until it gets to Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I wake up, watch TV and cross my fingers hoping that, today,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14I will finally know what day it is.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16And then I see Sam and Mark's big, smiling faces,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19and one out of seven times, I've got it right - it's Friday!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# She's so cool Gonna sneak in through her window

0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Everything's better when she's around... #

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Before Sam and Mark even say hello,

0:01:25 > 0:01:27they're running up the stairs, high-fiving everybody.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29I just open my bedroom door and sit down.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32# I fell in love with the girl at the rock show. #

0:01:32 > 0:01:34No-one is safe. That's right.

0:01:34 > 0:01:38We know everything about every single one of you. For example...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41'Miles, you could go a whole year without getting a haircut.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44'Isn't that right?' Yeah, I know it's got out of hand.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47I'm going to sort it out. I'm just in between haircuts at the minute.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Ellie, apparently, you are a brilliant dancer

0:01:49 > 0:01:52and your dream is to be on The Next Step.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Me and Ellie share the same dream there,

0:01:54 > 0:01:57although mine normally end with me waking up screaming.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59The next part of the show, though,

0:01:59 > 0:02:00features another great duo - Jedward.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Thanks, guys. And we are in...

0:02:02 > 0:02:05ALL: Newcastle!

0:02:05 > 0:02:07That takes ten months of training at the TV duo training school

0:02:07 > 0:02:10just to get right the level of volume, the passion,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13the energy, the pronunciation, the timing - everything.

0:02:13 > 0:02:14ALL: Newcastle!

0:02:15 > 0:02:19But, sadly, just a few seconds later, Jed...ward,

0:02:19 > 0:02:23he makes the fatal flaw of saying the name of the city by himself.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24Newcastle!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27There's no big music. He's looking at the sky for the big music.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30So, Sam and Mark, and John and Edward...

0:02:30 > 0:02:31And who else?

0:02:31 > 0:02:34..are creating a stand-up show using jokes from the British public,

0:02:34 > 0:02:35which does sound suspiciously like

0:02:35 > 0:02:37they've found a way to make their jobs easier.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44The ultrasound man.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46THEY LAUGH That is class!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Just get other people to say the funny things.

0:02:49 > 0:02:52If that was the case, I would be out on the streets every day for this.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54But, unfortunately...

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Well, I don't really live near many people at all.

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Hello, sir.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Barking up the wrong tree.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Why did this guy get told to leave the party?

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Cos he's a leaf.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Cos he's a leaf!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13'And as the rain started coming down,

0:03:13 > 0:03:16'I realised something about Sam and Mark and John and Edward.'

0:03:16 > 0:03:19This isn't even on. This is a prop. This isn't real.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21'They made it look easy.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23'And the wetter I got, the more I understood

0:03:23 > 0:03:25'how easy they made it look.'

0:03:26 > 0:03:28But all I need now, I think,

0:03:28 > 0:03:30is just to be able to run up the stairs really quickly,

0:03:30 > 0:03:32everyone high-fives me, I sit down,

0:03:32 > 0:03:35and then I could maybe be Sam and Mark and...Myles?

0:03:35 > 0:03:38It's maybe too long, a TV triple act.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You wouldn't know where to look when each of us was speaking.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41You'd get a neck ache.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Yeah, I think I've got it. Good work!

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Pat myself on the back, squire.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48But now, clear the stage, prepare the props and cue the applause,

0:03:48 > 0:03:51it's time for our 15 Second Fans to take the spotlight once again.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Hello, Whoops I Missed The Bus.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Our favourite TV show is The Dog Ate My Homework because...

0:03:56 > 0:03:59We think it's very funny. Especially Iain Stirling.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01He's a funny, funny, funny actor.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03What is up, Iain Stirling? Next!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Favourite show is All Over The Place

0:04:05 > 0:04:07because it shows all the different places in the world,

0:04:07 > 0:04:09all the characters are really funny,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11and it's packed with lots of fun facts.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You always learn something new on it. Well done.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17My favourite TV shows are Dixi and The Next Step

0:04:17 > 0:04:20because they're both funny and exciting. Lovely work.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23My favourite CBBC show is The Dengineers

0:04:23 > 0:04:25cos it's always imaginative and creative

0:04:25 > 0:04:28and everyone always has lots of fun there.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I really like how they surprise the people

0:04:30 > 0:04:33and I really hope to do that when I've got a bigger garden.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Ooh, one more!

0:04:34 > 0:04:38My 15 Second Fan is about Tracy Beaker Returns cos

0:04:38 > 0:04:42it's really dramatic, it's good and I recommend for you to watch it.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45That was fantastic, and we want to hear more from you lot at home.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Just record your 15-second vlog

0:04:47 > 0:04:49telling us what your favourite things are about CBBC

0:04:49 > 0:04:52and send it to us via the Whoops web page.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Next up, time to hear from some wonder women

0:04:54 > 0:04:55from Horrible Histories.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59But be warned - they could leave you in a state of eternal awe.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Maureen, cue the legends!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07AIR RAID SIREN BLARES

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Men are better at football than women.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18# We're looking for recruits

0:05:18 > 0:05:20# If you're with me, let me see your hands

0:05:20 > 0:05:21# Stand up and salute... #

0:05:21 > 0:05:24I've played against men. I've got a harder shot than any of them.

0:05:24 > 0:05:30Your husband, King Prasutagus, has left everything to the Romans.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I will destroy them.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35# Representing all the women Salute, salute... #

0:05:35 > 0:05:39It's about a science student called Frankenstein

0:05:39 > 0:05:42who creates a monster by stitching together

0:05:42 > 0:05:47bits of dead bodies.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49# Ladies all across the world

0:05:49 > 0:05:50# Listen up, we're looking for recruits

0:05:50 > 0:05:51# If you're with me

0:05:51 > 0:05:53# Let me see your hands Stand up and salute... #

0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm Agent Moses. YOU'RE Agent Moses?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58But you look like my mum.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59# Representing all the women

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# Salute, salute... #

0:06:02 > 0:06:04We just expected you to be a dashing young man.

0:06:04 > 0:06:05Yup, that's what they all expect.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Women, let me hear you say

0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Ladies all across the world, listen up

0:06:09 > 0:06:10# We're looking for recruits

0:06:10 > 0:06:12# If you're with me, let me see your hands

0:06:12 > 0:06:13# Stand up and salute

0:06:13 > 0:06:16# Get your killer heels, sneakers, pumps, or lace up your boots

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# Representing all the women Salute, salute

0:06:20 > 0:06:21# Attention!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23# Salute!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26# Attention! Salute!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28# Attention! #

0:06:33 > 0:06:36What do you get when you cross some brilliant detective skills...

0:06:36 > 0:06:40Meet me at the bench by the bridge. I've got a story for you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41..a great speech...

0:06:41 > 0:06:44We want to be seen and we are going to be heard.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45..and a cupcake thief?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47What is it? He's under my bed.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Bring him treats, especially cupcakes.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53It's got to be The Dumping Ground.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55But I do think Floss saying

0:06:55 > 0:06:57there's a greedy monster under her bed that eats cupcakes

0:06:57 > 0:06:58is almost definitely not true.

0:06:58 > 0:07:01I think. Probably.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yes. Phew!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05But imagine if there were hungry little monsters

0:07:05 > 0:07:06that needed feeding around the home -

0:07:06 > 0:07:08in the wardrobes, under the sink, in the fridge.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Roar!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12This week, Tyler started his work experience to find out

0:07:12 > 0:07:15what it's like to be grown-up with a job, but he was late.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I took the third right.

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Grange Street? ON PHONE: 'Right.' Right? There is no right.

0:07:21 > 0:07:25'Oh, no, no, I didn't mean... I meant... Oh, forget it.'

0:07:25 > 0:07:27But look at him go! I'm sure he's going to make it.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, you've got to be kidding!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34Awkward.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Look, I really need to get to Five Bridges radio.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37I'm doing work experience there.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38I want to make a good first impression.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41It's too late for that. I'm your boss.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45All right, that was the worst start to work experience

0:07:45 > 0:07:47in the whole history of work experience.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48But to balance it out,

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I'm sure the other kids are having a really uneventful time.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Why are we doing this? What's going on?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00KIDS: # We shall not, we shall not be moved! #

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Sorry about this, everyone.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05We'll resume the meeting once we've removed the children.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08All right, shush, now. Time for Chloe to make her big speech.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11We can be loud, hot-headed,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14but I wonder how many of yous were the same.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19Guess where we go to do all that - the skate park.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Take that away, then what?

0:08:21 > 0:08:23We take over your shops, your streets.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26We might be kids, Mr Umbleby,

0:08:26 > 0:08:29but you're supposed to be the grown-up here.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Well done, Chloe. With that great speech,

0:08:35 > 0:08:37you may have saved the skate park. Result!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40And it's good news all round, because Tyler turns things around

0:08:40 > 0:08:42and impresses his new boss.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44It doesn't matter who's right or wrong.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47You went after the truth because somebody needed your help,

0:08:47 > 0:08:52and that is the quality not of a good journalist, but a great one.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54You know what this means? I think it's time for...

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# We shall not, we shall not be moved! #

0:08:57 > 0:08:58What? No, not another protest!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01I was going to say, "I think it's time for cupcakes."

0:09:01 > 0:09:02Yes! Yay!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Er, if the fridge monster hasn't eaten them already, that is.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07Oops!

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Great vlogging. Now, have we got a treat for you

0:09:10 > 0:09:11right here on your telly box and that.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13It's time to pop behind the scenes

0:09:13 > 0:09:15and hang out with the coolest kids in school.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Hey, guys. We're from CBBC's Lost And Found, and today,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22we're going to cover a song that you might know already.

0:09:22 > 0:09:26It's called Running With The Wolves. And it's from CBBC's Wolfblood.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Yeah. So, we hope you enjoy our version. Here we go.

0:09:41 > 0:09:47# Go row the boat to safer grounds

0:09:47 > 0:09:52# But don't you know we're stronger now

0:09:52 > 0:09:57# My heart still beats My skin still feels

0:09:57 > 0:10:02# My lungs still breathe My mind still fears

0:10:02 > 0:10:04# But we're running out of time

0:10:05 > 0:10:11# Oh-oh, all the echoes in my mind cry

0:10:11 > 0:10:14# There's blood on your lies

0:10:14 > 0:10:17# The sky's open wide

0:10:17 > 0:10:19# There is nowhere for you to hide

0:10:19 > 0:10:21# The hunter's moon is shining

0:10:21 > 0:10:24# I'm running with the wolves tonight

0:10:24 > 0:10:27# Running with the wolves

0:10:27 > 0:10:30# Running with the wolves tonight

0:10:30 > 0:10:32# Running with the wolves

0:10:34 > 0:10:39# Trick or treat, what would it be?

0:10:39 > 0:10:44# I walk alone, I'm everything

0:10:44 > 0:10:49# My ears can hear, my mouth can speak

0:10:49 > 0:10:52# My spirit talks

0:10:52 > 0:10:55# I know my soul believes

0:10:55 > 0:10:58# But we're running out of time

0:10:58 > 0:11:03# Oh-oh, all the echoes in my mind cry

0:11:03 > 0:11:06# There's blood on your lies

0:11:06 > 0:11:09# The sky's open wide

0:11:09 > 0:11:11# There is nowhere for you to hide

0:11:11 > 0:11:13# The hunter's moon is shining

0:11:13 > 0:11:16# I'm running with the wolves tonight

0:11:16 > 0:11:19# Running with the wolves

0:11:19 > 0:11:22# Running with the wolves tonight

0:11:22 > 0:11:24# Running with the wolves

0:11:24 > 0:11:27# Running with the wolves tonight

0:11:27 > 0:11:30# Running with the wolves

0:11:30 > 0:11:32# Running with the wolves tonight

0:11:32 > 0:11:37# Running with the wolves. #

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Excellent work! Well done.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45But quick - get your guessing hat on and your game face ready

0:11:45 > 0:11:50as we prepare for another impressive round of... Guess Whom?

0:11:50 > 0:11:53Welcome to the CBBC Book Club.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56This month's book of the month is...

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Gangsta Granny by David Walliams.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Guess Whom?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04You're watching the CBBC Book Club,

0:12:04 > 0:12:06where this month's book of the month is Gangsta Granny!

0:12:06 > 0:12:12I was impersonating Katie from the CBBC HQ.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Such devices aren't allowed here.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Guess Whom?

0:12:18 > 0:12:20My phone! Why did you do that?

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Such devices are not permitted here.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27I was doing an impression of Miss Hardbroom from The Worst Witch.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29Hi, Evie.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Hi. Did you know that bearded dragons

0:12:32 > 0:12:37live in heats of up to 90 degrees? Really?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Guess Whom?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42All right there, Damian? Hello, Naomi, how are you?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Ooh, you've got one to show me. Hello. I do, I do.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49We did an impression of... BOTH: Naomi's Nightmares of Nature.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Now it's your turn to impress us with your impressions.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Record your ten-second impersonation of a CBBC character or presenter,

0:12:55 > 0:12:57remember to reveal who you were at the end,

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and send it to us through the Whoops! webpage.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01Guess Whom?

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Now, I've got a hankering for a pocket-sized portion of top TV.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06If only we had a mega-montage ready, I hear you cry!

0:13:06 > 0:13:10Well, stop your wailing, buddy, cos here's one I made earlier.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Run VT.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14See the clouds as they swarm.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Bring us an almighty storm!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28ROLL OF THUNDER

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Aaah!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Mildred! Mildred, stop!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39As official adjudicator,

0:13:39 > 0:13:42I am delighted to announce

0:13:42 > 0:13:45Miss Cackle's Academy are the winners.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Well done, Mildred!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56'Dealing with a stage invasion.'

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Can I get a selfie?!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02Kyra! Kyra!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04HE SINGS

0:14:04 > 0:14:06And pose! And pose!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09# ..before I go... #

0:14:09 > 0:14:12It didn't really faze me that much, if I'm honest.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Here we are. Make-up will be with you in just a moment,

0:14:16 > 0:14:19and in the meantime, can we get you anything while you settle in?

0:14:20 > 0:14:24I'll have a cup of tea. Cup of tea. OK. Thank you.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31Yes, yes, yes!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33OK, can we have playback, please?

0:14:33 > 0:14:36MUSIC PLAYS

0:14:38 > 0:14:42# You are the only one for me

0:14:42 > 0:14:47# We go together like cups and tea

0:14:47 > 0:14:52# We go together like sea and sand

0:14:52 > 0:14:57# Oh, won't you take my hand? #

0:14:57 > 0:14:59We have now arrived at your destination,

0:14:59 > 0:15:02please proceed to the CBBC iPlayer and website

0:15:02 > 0:15:05where you'll find a mountain of fun stuff waiting to greet you.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Now, has anyone seen my sombrero?

0:15:07 > 0:15:10It's gone missing. Ah, yep. Why does this happen every week?!

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Are you brilliant at impressions?

0:15:17 > 0:15:20Well now it's your chance to impersonate a CBBC character

0:15:20 > 0:15:22or presenter. The funnier the better.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Check out the Guess Whom page on the CBBC website.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27To get involved, just upload your 20-second clip and remember