Episode 5

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5:49:33 > 5:49:35What's up, dudes?

5:49:35 > 5:49:37Sit up straight and keep your eyes peeled

5:49:37 > 5:49:39because it's time for Whoops, I Missed The Bus

5:49:39 > 5:49:43and we're dishing up a double-decker load of CBBC for you.

5:49:43 > 5:49:44What's going on here, then?

5:49:44 > 5:49:46Wait, can I get breakfast?

5:49:46 > 5:49:48Although I already had three hash browns.

5:49:48 > 5:49:51A bit of Tee Cee is doing something!

5:49:51 > 5:49:53And the voice said...

5:49:53 > 5:49:55- BOOMING:- 'Get on with it, Tee Cee!'

5:49:55 > 5:49:58And whose lovely visage is this?

5:49:58 > 5:50:01It just gets me entertained and it's really good.

5:50:01 > 5:50:05Here with their own brand of opinionated nonsense

5:50:05 > 5:50:08are CBBC's shiniest faces. Someone get them a cloth.

5:50:08 > 5:50:11It's our very own vloggers, Myles and Laura.

5:50:11 > 5:50:13It's a CBBC party and you're the guest of honour!

5:50:13 > 5:50:15Oh, and can you bring the cake, please,

5:50:15 > 5:50:17because I forgot to go shopping?

5:50:21 > 5:50:23What do you get if you cross CBBC's biggest fan

5:50:23 > 5:50:26with a case of the funnies, a bear and a pair of glasses?

5:50:26 > 5:50:29It's only Myles, by Jove!

5:50:29 > 5:50:31Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch is back

5:50:31 > 5:50:34and once again, it's all about cooking and...

5:50:34 > 5:50:37As soon as we touch down, we're dropping off the luggage,

5:50:37 > 5:50:40hitting the beach and trying to outdo each other.

5:50:40 > 5:50:45And not cooking? It is a cooking show, though. Matilda cooks a lot.

5:50:45 > 5:50:47She can't just be always having fun on the beach.

5:50:50 > 5:50:52When am I going to learn how to cook?

5:50:52 > 5:50:55My nan always tells me that cooking is a great skill to have,

5:50:55 > 5:50:59being able to create something from scratch. She says it's priceless.

5:50:59 > 5:51:00But you know what isn't priceless?

5:51:00 > 5:51:05There's 100 to the person that's first in the sea.

5:51:05 > 5:51:07Going into the sea, apparently. 100 dollars for that.

5:51:07 > 5:51:09100 dollars for a quick swim.

5:51:09 > 5:51:11I mean, I'd do that. I'm not complaining.

5:51:11 > 5:51:14Please let me do it. That's LA for you. What's next? A dog...

5:51:14 > 5:51:17A dog... Dogs on surfboards?

5:51:17 > 5:51:19That's not a shark, it's a surfboarding dog.

5:51:19 > 5:51:23That's a dog on a surfboard. How do you get a dog to surf?

5:51:23 > 5:51:27How do you just...? "Stand on there and surf." "But I'm a dog."

5:51:27 > 5:51:30How do you know if a dog wants to surf. Did you just sense it?

5:51:30 > 5:51:33"He's getting his surf on. Look at him." If not, just pay it 100.

5:51:33 > 5:51:36He'll want to surf. What if even that doesn't work?

5:51:36 > 5:51:38"Please don't make me surf. I'm a dog.

5:51:38 > 5:51:40"I just want to learn how to cook

5:51:40 > 5:51:42"a recipe with a secret spice mix, please.

5:51:42 > 5:51:44"You're making me surf again, aren't you? Rrr! I'm a dog."

5:51:44 > 5:51:46Fried chicken with my secret spice mix.

5:51:46 > 5:51:48I think the guys are going to love this.

5:51:48 > 5:51:51OK, good, we're getting into the cooking, I like it, I can smell it.

5:51:51 > 5:51:54Something's cooking in the kitchen. It's Matilda, she's in the kitchen.

5:51:54 > 5:51:57She's not at the beach any more. She's cooking up a dish.

5:51:57 > 5:52:00And Matilda's a great cook, but I don't think I trust anything

5:52:00 > 5:52:02with the word "secret" in the recipe,

5:52:02 > 5:52:03however good of a cook you are.

5:52:03 > 5:52:05If you say, "Oh, it's a secret recipe."

5:52:05 > 5:52:06Please can you just tell me?

5:52:06 > 5:52:09"Sh-sh! It's a secret." So whilst Tilly is off working hard

5:52:09 > 5:52:10and cooking some great meals,

5:52:10 > 5:52:13the rest of the family's also doing some cool things like...

5:52:16 > 5:52:19Sophie on the Ferris wheel. It's a high-rise must.

5:52:19 > 5:52:21Taking photos? OK.

5:52:21 > 5:52:23It's just like a regular family holiday

5:52:23 > 5:52:24with a bit of cooking thrown in.

5:52:24 > 5:52:28If it was just a show about, like, any other family, just mine,

5:52:28 > 5:52:30like, it would be a little less exciting. It would just be us

5:52:30 > 5:52:33at the dinner table and then we're not at the dinner table

5:52:33 > 5:52:36because we've finished dinner and then we're watching TV

5:52:36 > 5:52:38and then someone asks, "Shall we watch a film?"

5:52:38 > 5:52:41And then there's not much of an enthusiastic response

5:52:41 > 5:52:44and then we all kind of go off into our own individual rooms

5:52:44 > 5:52:47and that's then when we take selfies and there's a dog on a surfboard.

5:52:47 > 5:52:50Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch always leaves me feeling a bit hungry.

5:52:50 > 5:52:53And that's because I am a fan... I am a fan of cooking shows,

5:52:53 > 5:52:54I like seeing something made,

5:52:54 > 5:52:56but I think the reason this is slightly better

5:52:56 > 5:52:59than other cooking shows is because other cooking shows

5:52:59 > 5:53:00don't have boyfriend chats.

5:53:00 > 5:53:04Banana split is a dessert that you'll see on menus that you share.

5:53:04 > 5:53:06- Yeah.- So, it's normally for two people,

5:53:06 > 5:53:08so maybe one day when you're in a restaurant

5:53:08 > 5:53:12and you're with somebody, you're going to share...

5:53:12 > 5:53:14- Good chat.- No, that was...

5:53:14 > 5:53:16All right, Dad, stop trying to embarrass her,

5:53:16 > 5:53:18literally, everyone is watching on TV.

5:53:18 > 5:53:20There's no time for boyfriends anyway,

5:53:20 > 5:53:23Matilda's got to cook her great recipes...

5:53:23 > 5:53:27or go to the beach and have a swim. There is 100 on the line, so...

5:53:27 > 5:53:29Champion job, my long-haired friend.

5:53:29 > 5:53:32But now I hand the vlogging baton over to you, show us

5:53:32 > 5:53:36what you're made of, 15 Second Fans.

5:53:36 > 5:53:39My favourite show is The Next Step and Just Kidding.

5:53:39 > 5:53:42I love The Next Step because I do freestyle dancing

5:53:42 > 5:53:45and I love the way they dance, too, and I love Just Kidding because

5:53:45 > 5:53:49it's very funny and it just gets me entertained and it's really good.

5:53:49 > 5:53:52- Thank you.- Well done.

5:53:52 > 5:53:57My favourite CBBC TV show is The Dengineers.

5:53:57 > 5:54:01I love it when they go round people's houses and build dens.

5:54:01 > 5:54:04- It's really fun to watch.- Yes!

5:54:04 > 5:54:07I love The Next Step because I love dancing

5:54:07 > 5:54:09and that's where I get all my moves from.

5:54:09 > 5:54:12I just never used to dance without The Next Step.

5:54:12 > 5:54:13Want me to show you one?

5:54:16 > 5:54:17Lovely work.

5:54:17 > 5:54:22I love, love, love, love, love, love The Dumping Ground

5:54:22 > 5:54:26because you never know what's going to happen next and you never know

5:54:26 > 5:54:30if Sasha's going to do something naughty, so I love it.

5:54:30 > 5:54:31Mwah!

5:54:31 > 5:54:35That was fan-tastic! Did you see what I... Yeah.

5:54:35 > 5:54:38If you have something to say about your favourite CBBC show,

5:54:38 > 5:54:41why not record your own 15-second mini vlog and send it in to us

5:54:41 > 5:54:42via the Whoops web page?

5:54:42 > 5:54:44You could be on the telly.

5:54:44 > 5:54:48Now, get ready, because I've found the lost entrance

5:54:48 > 5:54:50into a behind-the-scenes exclusive look at...

5:54:50 > 5:54:52Yeah, Lost & Found.

5:55:01 > 5:55:04I've had to do a lot of different scenes on Lost & Found,

5:55:04 > 5:55:08but, for me, the most difficult are my emotional scenes.

5:55:08 > 5:55:12It's pretty difficult at first, just to get into that mind-set,

5:55:12 > 5:55:15because I'm always in such a good mood on set, cos, like, hair

5:55:15 > 5:55:17and make-up's really fun and there's food.

5:55:17 > 5:55:19Wait, can I get breakfast?

5:55:19 > 5:55:21Although I already had three hash browns.

5:55:21 > 5:55:22But after that,

5:55:22 > 5:55:25you have to just kind of put yourself in the character's shoes,

5:55:25 > 5:55:28so I'll normally find a quiet place on set

5:55:28 > 5:55:30and really try to feel what she's feeling

5:55:30 > 5:55:33because she has a lot going on and once I get that,

5:55:33 > 5:55:36I can just keep going and as long as I don't get distracted

5:55:36 > 5:55:38in between takes, it works out pretty well.

5:55:38 > 5:55:41A really difficult thing for me in the show is,

5:55:41 > 5:55:44um, my character is a little bit more timid than me.

5:55:44 > 5:55:47She's a little bit more shy, whereas I'm a little bit more sassy

5:55:47 > 5:55:49and I'm a little bit more talkative.

5:55:49 > 5:55:52OK, back here, I'm digging your cam.

5:55:54 > 5:55:58- I just don't know what to do. - Ask Leia for an invitation.

5:55:58 > 5:56:01But what if she says no?

5:56:01 > 5:56:04She's still kind of in that shell, so it's difficult for me.

5:56:04 > 5:56:06Once you're there emotionally, the scene takes over

5:56:06 > 5:56:08and you don't have to worry about a thing.

5:56:08 > 5:56:11You just go in, know what you're doing, know how you're feeling

5:56:11 > 5:56:13and when you know how you feel,

5:56:13 > 5:56:15it manifests in the way that it's portrayed,

5:56:15 > 5:56:18but when you get there, there's the cast, the camera people,

5:56:18 > 5:56:20there's the directors and everybody's saying,

5:56:20 > 5:56:23"OK, get in your place, and back to one."

5:56:23 > 5:56:25Camera. And action.

5:56:26 > 5:56:29# Hmm-hmm-hmm! #

5:56:29 > 5:56:31All these things are going through your head,

5:56:31 > 5:56:34but you have to stay focused on what your goal is and what

5:56:34 > 5:56:38your objective is in the scene and once you do that, the magic happens.

5:56:43 > 5:56:45Oh, what's the time? Could it be four o'clock. I'm mean, it's not

5:56:45 > 5:56:48four o'clock, but let's pretend so this fits in with the vlog,

5:56:48 > 5:56:52because I've been watching The 5 O'Clock Club, 4 O'Clock, 4.

5:56:52 > 5:56:55# The time is now four o'clock... #

5:56:55 > 5:56:57And in this episode, it's Valentine's Day

5:56:57 > 5:57:00and I'm certain that Nero and Clem will finally get together.

5:57:00 > 5:57:01They definitely will.

5:57:01 > 5:57:03I mean, these two are worse than James and Riley,

5:57:03 > 5:57:04but this episode is the one.

5:57:04 > 5:57:05I can feel it in my bones.

5:57:05 > 5:57:08Don't stress. You're definitely getting a Valentine's card.

5:57:08 > 5:57:11- I told you, I don't care. - Not even if it's from Nero?

5:57:11 > 5:57:13He well fancies you.

5:57:13 > 5:57:16It's OK, Clem, you don't need to get a card on Valentine's Day to be

5:57:16 > 5:57:19happy, you could give one instead, or write a Valentine's song.

5:57:19 > 5:57:22# Do-do-do Will you be my Valentine?

5:57:22 > 5:57:24# Do-do, do-do, you make me feel like I'm on cloud nine

5:57:24 > 5:57:27# Do-do, do-do... # What rhymes with Valentine?

5:57:27 > 5:57:29Something, something...dinnertime?

5:57:29 > 5:57:32And an even better idea, a Valentine's mime.

5:57:32 > 5:57:36FRENCH ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS

5:57:36 > 5:57:39- SHE RAPS: - What's my reaction if he does?

5:57:39 > 5:57:41Do I even know what I want?

5:57:41 > 5:57:42My feelings, all mixed up

5:57:42 > 5:57:44Like a bittersweet cake mixed, just

5:57:44 > 5:57:46Tangled like rope Is there any hope?

5:57:46 > 5:57:48'Course I like him How much, though?

5:57:48 > 5:57:51It seems like the Valentine's mail delivery has got a bit too much.

5:57:51 > 5:57:53I need a break.

5:57:53 > 5:57:56Well, of course it's too much, it's a terrible idea,

5:57:56 > 5:57:58it's the worst idea in the history of bad ideas ever.

5:57:58 > 5:58:02Those people who do receive a card, how will they know who gave it to them?

5:58:02 > 5:58:05How do the people giving a card know it's gone to the right people?

5:58:05 > 5:58:09And the most important question of all, what do the people do who don't get any cards?

5:58:09 > 5:58:12All of those questions go away when the cards get burned. What?

5:58:13 > 5:58:15- SHE RAPS:- We're in real trouble now

5:58:15 > 5:58:18We were too cocky, pretending to help Bell

5:58:18 > 5:58:20We shoulda played hockey with Ingrid using a stick

5:58:20 > 5:58:21Like a guillotine

5:58:21 > 5:58:24Be better than seeing those cards burnt to smithereens.

5:58:24 > 5:58:26I don't know what's more awkward than that. Yes, I do.

5:58:26 > 5:58:29Dexter talking to Lizzie. Come on, Dexter.

5:58:29 > 5:58:32And I thought, maybe, to show you how I feel, I, um...

5:58:32 > 5:58:36- Um,...- Hey, Dexter. Are you still OK giving me a hand setting up?

5:58:36 > 5:58:38Uh, yeah, sure.

5:58:38 > 5:58:42- Lizzie, you remember Emily. - Yes. Yes, I do.

5:58:42 > 5:58:44At least things can't get any worse.

5:58:44 > 5:58:46Actually, I think I am handcuffed to the table.

5:58:46 > 5:58:48I'll go get the keys.

5:58:48 > 5:58:51He can't get himself into any more trouble.

5:58:51 > 5:58:54I hope you don't mind, but I bought you a small token...

5:58:54 > 5:58:55- SHE GASPS - Ow.

5:58:55 > 5:58:58Wow. There's a lot of embarrassment in this episode, isn't there?

5:58:58 > 5:59:00Are you sorry?

5:59:01 > 5:59:04Or are you...secretly pleased?

5:59:05 > 5:59:07Why would I be pleased?

5:59:07 > 5:59:09Oh, come, come, let's not play games.

5:59:09 > 5:59:12I know it was you that sent this card.

5:59:12 > 5:59:14No, she didn't. This confusion is too much.

5:59:14 > 5:59:18I'm going to work on my Valentine's Day ideas that don't involve cards.

5:59:18 > 5:59:21Cover your ears if you've not seen it because here is a spoiler alert.

5:59:21 > 5:59:23ALARM BLARES

5:59:23 > 5:59:25Clem and Nero didn't get together.

5:59:25 > 5:59:27I guess I'll put my wedding outfit back in the wardrobe.

5:59:27 > 5:59:30Now back to my song. What rhymes with Valentine? Shmalentine.

5:59:30 > 5:59:31Fralentine.

5:59:31 > 5:59:32Hacker Time.

5:59:32 > 5:59:33Mm.

5:59:38 > 5:59:42Quick, quick, quick, you'll miss the best part. You too, Winston.

5:59:42 > 5:59:46- BOTH: Hello.- Welcome to Copycats where, unlike school,

5:59:46 > 5:59:47we actively encourage copying

5:59:47 > 5:59:50- the work of the person next to you. - We do indeed.

5:59:50 > 5:59:54Told you. Not that I would encourage copying anyone.

5:59:54 > 5:59:56It's so rude.

5:59:56 > 6:00:00Mum might be listening. But let's face it, copying is fun.

6:00:00 > 6:00:03Don't you judge me. Sam and Mark said it first.

6:00:03 > 6:00:06I don't know about you but after watching this show,

6:00:06 > 6:00:08I discovered my creative genius.

6:00:08 > 6:00:11It's as if the very skies opened,

6:00:11 > 6:00:15the sun shined its glorious light down on me, and a voice said...

6:00:15 > 6:00:18- BOOMING:- Get on with it, Tee Cee.

6:00:20 > 6:00:23Sorry, but who couldn't help feeling arty after seeing this?

6:00:29 > 6:00:31Wrong clip. What is this?

6:00:31 > 6:00:34Mix-up with the clips? I meant this.

6:00:34 > 6:00:35You have got ten seconds.

6:00:35 > 6:00:37Ready, steady, draw.

6:00:40 > 6:00:44Draw binoculars in ten seconds. No problem. I can do that.

6:00:44 > 6:00:45Pen at the ready.

6:00:54 > 6:00:57I call this "Binoculars with a twist."

6:00:57 > 6:01:02BELL TOLLS

6:01:02 > 6:01:06You don't get any points but give them a round of applause anyway.

6:01:06 > 6:01:09One of my favourite things about watching Copycats is watching it

6:01:09 > 6:01:12with the sound off and trying to work out what they're doing.

6:01:12 > 6:01:13Give it a go. It's so much fun.

6:01:13 > 6:01:17Hitting the ball. Hitting ball into an imaginary space.

6:01:17 > 6:01:20Tennis. Ping-pong. Er...

6:01:20 > 6:01:22Hitting a ball?

6:01:22 > 6:01:25So, Copycats - highly recommended.

6:01:25 > 6:01:27And talking about copying stuff,

6:01:27 > 6:01:29# C-B-B-C. #

6:01:29 > 6:01:31Now, copy that, Sam and Mark.

6:01:32 > 6:01:35High-five yourself, Tee Cee, that was super.

6:01:35 > 6:01:38But, now, put your paws in the air if you're covered in hair

6:01:38 > 6:01:40and you just don't care.

6:01:40 > 6:01:42It's your pets' time to shine.

6:01:42 > 6:01:44What are you thinking, pet?

6:01:44 > 6:01:48If I sit right here, I reckon I can blend into the TV stand

6:01:48 > 6:01:50and watch Dragons: Defenders of Berk in peace.

6:01:50 > 6:01:54Uh-oh. Did I tidy up that catnip I spilt earlier?

6:01:54 > 6:01:56I've been rumbled, haven't I?

6:01:56 > 6:01:57Oh...

6:01:57 > 6:02:02Nia, has it started yet? Oh, I'm stuck in my shell again.

6:02:02 > 6:02:05Oh, no, I think I can hear Barney and Lindsey.

6:02:05 > 6:02:07Why me? Why me? I'm so embarrassed.

6:02:07 > 6:02:10I hope no-one is filming this.

6:02:10 > 6:02:13Oh, that was fun, I do love All Over The Place: Europe.

6:02:13 > 6:02:16Right, I'm peckish, how do I get down from here?

6:02:16 > 6:02:19Well, this is higher than I thought. Have I been up here the whole time?

6:02:19 > 6:02:22Somebody help me get down, please.

6:02:22 > 6:02:24Kian! Mum! Anyone!

6:02:24 > 6:02:29What's going on now? I'll never understand modern technology.

6:02:29 > 6:02:33Edith, I think my telly is broken. It's frozen or something.

6:02:33 > 6:02:38Edith, can you hear me? Never mind. I'll finish it myself.

6:02:38 > 6:02:40Where's me spanner?

6:02:40 > 6:02:46Do you want to know your pet's real thoughts?

6:02:46 > 6:02:49Well, just record a clip of them watching a CBBC show that gets

6:02:49 > 6:02:53their tail wagging and send it in to us via the Whoops web page.

6:02:53 > 6:02:55What are you thinking, pet?

6:02:55 > 6:02:57Now, set your faces to fun because you are about to be

6:02:57 > 6:03:01hit by an extreme mashup of all the best bits from CBBC this week.

6:03:01 > 6:03:03Ready, steady, play.

6:03:03 > 6:03:12MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME TUNE PLAYS

6:03:23 > 6:03:25# Hold on, I said, there's people, they see me

6:03:25 > 6:03:27# They brought me light

6:03:27 > 6:03:29# Cos I'm the man, I said so

6:03:29 > 6:03:31# Insecurities, you've got to really let go

6:03:31 > 6:03:33# OK, head to the top Do it right

6:03:33 > 6:03:35# Through the darkness Who will you fight?

6:03:35 > 6:03:38# Cos I can't see through the light I don't understand

6:03:38 > 6:03:39# You have to shine bright... #

6:03:39 > 6:03:41Here we are in the dressing room.

6:03:41 > 6:03:44This is where everyone gets dressed for the match.

6:03:44 > 6:03:46Let's have a nosy about, Cocker.

6:03:47 > 6:03:49Boots. Stink.

6:03:51 > 6:03:52Showers. Wet.

6:03:54 > 6:03:59That's not mine. That is not mine. That's not mine. But, wait!

6:03:59 > 6:04:03That's mine, oooh...

6:04:03 > 6:04:05- Karim, it is right about now. - Oh, no, it is not me.

6:04:05 > 6:04:10- This is happening live. - Karim is ageing, it says.

6:04:10 > 6:04:14That's not very fair to yourself, is it? Sparticles is so good...

6:04:14 > 6:04:17I think Karim was trying to comment about himself

6:04:17 > 6:04:19and write, "Karim is amazing, Sparticles is so good."

6:04:19 > 6:04:25- But that little comma got in the way, didn't it?- That is perfect. That is what live TV is all about.

6:04:25 > 6:04:27That's your lot for now. I hope you've had a lovely time with me.

6:04:27 > 6:04:30If you missed anything at all, you can catch it on the CBBC iPlayer.

6:04:30 > 6:04:33In the meanwhiles, I shall begin my long walk home in the rain

6:04:33 > 6:04:36because as you can see, there goes the bus again.

6:04:36 > 6:04:38Why does this always happen to me?