3:50:21 > 3:50:26Ladles and jelly men, CBBC-ers of all ages, it's the mysterious,
3:50:26 > 3:50:30the vlog-tastic, the somewhat silly Whoops I Missed the Bus.
3:50:30 > 3:50:32We've got an exclusive.
3:50:32 > 3:50:33Ooh, I say...
3:50:33 > 3:50:36We'll go anywhere, as long as we're together.
3:50:36 > 3:50:39What's vlogger Tee Cee up to now?
3:50:42 > 3:50:45And some of you lot are on the telly again.
3:50:45 > 3:50:46Join in, join in.
3:50:46 > 3:50:48BLOWS RASPBERRY
3:50:48 > 3:50:51And it wouldn't be Whoops I Missed the Bus without a big helping
3:50:51 > 3:50:55of our daredevil vloggers, Myles and Laura.
3:50:55 > 3:50:58I mean, there is absolutely 0% daredevil activity going on here,
3:50:58 > 3:51:01but I'm just happy I wasn't called a clown.
3:51:04 > 3:51:07Right, let's get down to business, by jing.
3:51:07 > 3:51:11King Myles, what CBBC wonder have you been watching?
3:51:11 > 3:51:15Let us travel back in time to the world of Victorian London,
3:51:15 > 3:51:18where people wear tall hats and brown robes
3:51:18 > 3:51:20and we can bob our heads merrily along
3:51:20 > 3:51:23to the theme tune of Hetty Feather on CBBC.
3:51:25 > 3:51:28I just always want to bob my head back and forth when I hear that,
3:51:28 > 3:51:31like life's going to be OK - it's not all bad.
3:51:31 > 3:51:33BELL RINGS
3:51:33 > 3:51:36Everybody dressed and then straight to breakfast.
3:51:36 > 3:51:39And then there's a loud bell and you're back in Victorian London.
3:51:39 > 3:51:42I think the most difficult thing about living in Victorian London
3:51:42 > 3:51:45wasn't living in a hospital, but hiding.
3:51:45 > 3:51:47What did I tell you? Matron's up to something.
3:51:47 > 3:51:50They're hiding, but they are mostly hats.
3:51:50 > 3:51:54Look at that, they're not even ducking. They're just there.
3:51:54 > 3:51:56Even if they covered their faces with, like,
3:51:56 > 3:51:58leaves and blended in with a leaf...
3:51:58 > 3:52:00Where you going? ..it would still just look like
3:52:00 > 3:52:03there's two hats hovering. We're hiding.
3:52:03 > 3:52:06As well as the Victorian fashion decision of tall hats,
3:52:06 > 3:52:09I'm also wondering if, back in Victorian London -
3:52:09 > 3:52:12not having a go, Victorian London - but was the only colour just brown?
3:52:16 > 3:52:18You've missed a bit, Hetty.
3:52:18 > 3:52:21One more word out of you and I'll push you in those nettles.
3:52:21 > 3:52:23That's enough talking over there.
3:52:23 > 3:52:27How do people manage without popping in a bit of music, sending a text?
3:52:27 > 3:52:30I love having breaks between my gardening
3:52:30 > 3:52:33by texting my th...se... three friends.
3:52:33 > 3:52:36You can't do that back in Victorian times, you've got to just garden.
3:52:39 > 3:52:41Actually, it probably is good
3:52:41 > 3:52:43that technology didn't exist around that time.
3:52:43 > 3:52:46That's probably when your mobile goes off, just as you're hiding.
3:52:46 > 3:52:49"OK, we're doing really well, just looks like two hats floating about.
3:52:49 > 3:52:52"Oh, Mum!" You're doing your gardening, someone walks past,
3:52:52 > 3:52:55"Are you doing your gardening work?" "Yeah, just checking my e-mails."
3:52:55 > 3:52:58"It's Victorian England." "Yeah, just proves how popular I am.
3:52:58 > 3:53:00"I'm already getting e-mails then."
3:53:00 > 3:53:03- You've go find out where Colonel Brigwell is.- Got it.
3:53:04 > 3:53:05You're coming with me.
3:53:08 > 3:53:11I do like how Hetty always seems to know what to do.
3:53:11 > 3:53:13If I was in Hetty's situation,
3:53:13 > 3:53:17"Myles..." - the programme's been renamed Myles Feather -
3:53:17 > 3:53:19"Myles Feather, what do we do?"
3:53:19 > 3:53:21"Keep gardening, hide in the grass, hide in a hat."
3:53:21 > 3:53:23Seems some people are probably just meant to be
3:53:23 > 3:53:25more like Hetty than others,
3:53:25 > 3:53:27but maybe I'm fine just being Myles.
3:53:27 > 3:53:29At least then I can hide in the grass, you know,
3:53:29 > 3:53:31I can keep a lookout for Hetty, then.
3:53:31 > 3:53:34I'm not going to wear a hat, though. I'll help you out, but I will not...
3:53:34 > 3:53:36I won't wear the brown sack, sorry.
3:53:36 > 3:53:37Myles, that was impressive,
3:53:37 > 3:53:40but if I was to trust anyone keeping up the high-quality vlogging,
3:53:40 > 3:53:44it would be you lot at home. 15 Second Fans, take it away.
3:53:44 > 3:53:47I like CBBC's The Next Step because they have a lot of,
3:53:47 > 3:53:49loads and loads and loads of drama
3:53:49 > 3:53:52and they have loads and loads of history
3:53:52 > 3:53:56and love story and stuff, so watch The Next Step.
3:53:56 > 3:53:57Well done!
3:53:57 > 3:54:03Well, my favourite CBBC show has to be Operation Ouch!
3:54:03 > 3:54:07It's funny, it's gory...
3:54:07 > 3:54:09it's very educational.
3:54:10 > 3:54:14And it's just my favourite show!
3:54:14 > 3:54:15Nice work.
3:54:15 > 3:54:18Hi, CBBC. My favourite TV show is The Next Step.
3:54:18 > 3:54:20because it's brilliant,
3:54:20 > 3:54:23there's a lot of drama, I like all the characters,
3:54:23 > 3:54:25my favourite character is Riley,
3:54:25 > 3:54:27and I just can't wait for the next series,
3:54:27 > 3:54:29so hopefully it will come on soon.
3:54:29 > 3:54:30Nice one!
3:54:30 > 3:54:33I like the bits in-between all the shows
3:54:33 > 3:54:36because I especially love the show,
3:54:36 > 3:54:37um...song.
3:54:37 > 3:54:40# Join in, join in... #
3:54:40 > 3:54:42INDISTINCT
3:54:42 > 3:54:44# Join in, join in. #
3:54:44 > 3:54:47What a truly tremendous performance.
3:54:47 > 3:54:51And if you fancy joining the most exclusive vlogging club on telly,
3:54:51 > 3:54:53just vlog about your favourite CBBC show for 15 seconds
3:54:53 > 3:54:56and upload it to the Whoops web page.
3:54:56 > 3:54:57You know you want to.
3:54:57 > 3:55:01Now, if you like Myles's blog, you're in for a real treat.
3:55:01 > 3:55:04You are going to love this exclusive secret scene,
3:55:04 > 3:55:06all about new girl Blanche.
3:55:06 > 3:55:09I got a hold of it, just for you. You're welcome.
3:55:14 > 3:55:17I received your note, Mr Brunsdon, I came as quickly as I could.
3:55:17 > 3:55:19And well you might, Gertie.
3:55:19 > 3:55:22Two days ago, there was a fire in the store room.
3:55:22 > 3:55:26A discarded match from a lamp and the place went up.
3:55:26 > 3:55:29Two girls were working there at the time and one of them was yours.
3:55:29 > 3:55:31Blanche Newbould?
3:55:31 > 3:55:33Don't worry, she survived.
3:55:33 > 3:55:34I see.
3:55:34 > 3:55:36They both did. But word got out.
3:55:36 > 3:55:40Under-age labour on my premises - I need rid.
3:55:40 > 3:55:41Rid?
3:55:43 > 3:55:46I beg your pardon, Mr Brunsdon, but Blanche is no concern of mine.
3:55:46 > 3:55:48Oh, but I think she is.
3:55:48 > 3:55:52If the law finds out I'm employing children,
3:55:52 > 3:55:54I might be for the magistrate.
3:55:54 > 3:55:59Of course, if I spout that one child is a foundling, so are you.
3:55:59 > 3:56:03Alf... Oh, Alf, you wouldn't do that.
3:56:08 > 3:56:12I want her gone, Gertrude, without a trace.
3:56:12 > 3:56:14You can assure me of that, can't you?
3:56:14 > 3:56:17For your own reputation.
3:56:29 > 3:56:32- Matron.- We meet again, Blanche.
3:56:32 > 3:56:34No. I'm not going back to the hospital.
3:56:34 > 3:56:36Oh, the hospital will not be your final destination.
3:56:36 > 3:56:38- Blanche!- I'm not leaving Jess.
3:56:38 > 3:56:40Oh, don't you worry about Jess.
3:56:40 > 3:56:43My friend Mr Grace has got a house full of children.
3:56:43 > 3:56:45She'll have lots of fun there.
3:56:45 > 3:56:48Let me go with her. I promised I'd always look after her.
3:56:48 > 3:56:51Well, the child does have a point, Mr Brunsdon.
3:56:51 > 3:56:53It might be easier if they go together, less fuss.
3:56:53 > 3:56:55Please, Mr Brunsdon!
3:56:57 > 3:57:00We'll go anywhere, as long as we're together.
3:57:00 > 3:57:04And we won't tell a single soul about anything, I promise.
3:57:07 > 3:57:08You're coming with me.
3:57:08 > 3:57:12- Blanche!- No!- Don't leave me! - You can't do this, Matron.
3:57:12 > 3:57:13Jess, Jessie!
3:57:15 > 3:57:18Your future is for me to decide -
3:57:18 > 3:57:19never forget that!
3:57:23 > 3:57:24DOOR SLAMS
3:57:30 > 3:57:32What do get when you mix reading, school
3:57:32 > 3:57:34and a big messy amount of spilt cereal?
3:57:36 > 3:57:38I think I'll pass on the milk, thanks, Mum.
3:57:38 > 3:57:41- Sorry.- Seriously, is no-one going to clear up that cereal?
3:57:41 > 3:57:44We got the book! Hot off the press.
3:57:44 > 3:57:47The final chapter of Alien Adventures.
3:57:47 > 3:57:50You've guessed. It's the schoolboy who could match Dennis the Menace,
3:57:50 > 3:57:52the amount of times he gets into trouble, it's Hank Zipzer.
3:57:52 > 3:57:54Chop, chop, chop.
3:57:54 > 3:57:57And then, when no-one's looking, I slip into the staffroom.
3:57:57 > 3:57:58HE CHUCKLES
3:57:58 > 3:58:01And straight into the confiscation cupboard.
3:58:01 > 3:58:04OK, Hank, I can already tell you that plan isn't going to work.
3:58:04 > 3:58:05You're not invisible, you know.
3:58:05 > 3:58:08- Hey, guys. - LIFT DOOR PINGS
3:58:10 > 3:58:13Or maybe you are. Everyone is reading books, everyone!
3:58:13 > 3:58:15Like a zombie apocalypse, but with books.
3:58:15 > 3:58:17- GROWLING - Now, I love to read a good book,
3:58:17 > 3:58:19but the one problem with a great book is
3:58:19 > 3:58:21you completely lose track of time.
3:58:21 > 3:58:24What's going on? You said you'd be round ages ago.
3:58:24 > 3:58:25Sorry, Hank. We just got caught up.
3:58:25 > 3:58:28It's the book, it's like some kind of addiction.
3:58:28 > 3:58:30I think we've all lost track of time before - I definitely have.
3:58:30 > 3:58:32OWL HOOTS
3:58:32 > 3:58:35I was only supposed to be on the internet for an hour.
3:58:35 > 3:58:37How was it bedtime already? I logged on at 9am.
3:58:37 > 3:58:39What I like about Hank is that he doesn't give up.
3:58:39 > 3:58:42Reading's difficult for him because he's dyslexic,
3:58:42 > 3:58:43but he doesn't let that stop him.
3:58:43 > 3:58:45Right, I'm not going to be defeated
3:58:45 > 3:58:48by a bit of chopped-up tree and some stupid ink.
3:58:48 > 3:58:51But, unfortunately, he doesn't give up on staying out of trouble either.
3:58:51 > 3:58:52Oh, no.
3:58:52 > 3:58:54Uh-oh!
3:58:55 > 3:58:59..and how much you love and nourish literature, here at Westbrook.
3:59:01 > 3:59:03Imagine what the world would look like
3:59:03 > 3:59:05if books had never been invented.
3:59:05 > 3:59:07Or, even worse, if words hadn't been invented.
3:59:07 > 3:59:09We'd have to mime everything.
3:59:09 > 3:59:11'Oh, I'm hungry.
3:59:11 > 3:59:12'Great job.
3:59:13 > 3:59:15'I... I am...
3:59:15 > 3:59:17'I need a hat? I want a clown wig?
3:59:17 > 3:59:19'What are you even doing?'
3:59:19 > 3:59:22I want to dry my hair. I was acting out a hairdryer.
3:59:22 > 3:59:23Let's just be happy that words do exist
3:59:23 > 3:59:26cos I don't think I'm the biggest fan of miming everything.
3:59:26 > 3:59:29However, my last mind today is called "the book read".
3:59:29 > 3:59:31That means it's the end of the vlog.
3:59:36 > 3:59:37So, who loves food?
3:59:37 > 3:59:40Silly question, really. Of course we all love food,
3:59:40 > 3:59:42especially when it's properly tasty,
3:59:42 > 3:59:46and who better to teach us to make properly tasty food than Ramsay?
3:59:46 > 3:59:47No, not as in Gordon.
3:59:47 > 3:59:50As in Tilly. The Tilly Ramsay.
3:59:50 > 3:59:52Matilda, where's my frying pan, please?
3:59:52 > 3:59:54I've taken over the kitchen in this house.
3:59:54 > 3:59:56- What are you doing?- I'm looking for my frying pan. Tilly?
3:59:56 > 3:59:58Tilly rules, OK?
3:59:58 > 4:00:01That's it, girl. You stand up for your kitchen rights.
4:00:01 > 4:00:03By the way, is it me, or are you wondering
4:00:03 > 4:00:06how her dad made cartoon steam come out of his ears?
4:00:06 > 4:00:08Matilda, where's my frying pan, please?
4:00:08 > 4:00:11Like, wouldn't that really hurt? Because steam is hot and heat hurts,
4:00:11 > 4:00:14because it's hot. And now I'm confusing myself.
4:00:14 > 4:00:16And now my brain hurts. Now I'm hot.
4:00:17 > 4:00:18But think about it.
4:00:18 > 4:00:21Think how weird it would be if everything we said or felt,
4:00:21 > 4:00:25I don't know, popped up on the screen for the whole world to see.
4:00:25 > 4:00:26Relax, Tills.
4:00:29 > 4:00:32I suppose it could make our lives a little bit more interesting.
4:00:32 > 4:00:35But, on the other hand, it could get a little bit out of hand.
4:00:35 > 4:00:39Like now, you can probably see everything that I am saying,
4:00:39 > 4:00:42which is slightly weird and confusing
4:00:42 > 4:00:46because there are probably lots of words on the screen right now,
4:00:46 > 4:00:48surrounding my head.
4:00:48 > 4:00:51OK, I think we can stop now. They get it, they get it.
4:00:51 > 4:00:53You got it, right? Speaking of getting out of hand...
4:00:53 > 4:00:57- Through your legs.- This is much harder than it looks!
4:00:59 > 4:01:02I quite like the fact that this is part cooking,
4:01:02 > 4:01:03part how to perform in a circus show.
4:01:03 > 4:01:06You don't often see that every day, together in one show.
4:01:12 > 4:01:16I think I'd better leave it to the professionals, or Tilly.
4:01:16 > 4:01:17Relax, Tills.
4:01:18 > 4:01:20Nice job, Tills. I don't know about you,
4:01:20 > 4:01:21but after all that jumping around,
4:01:21 > 4:01:23I really could do with some food right now.
4:01:23 > 4:01:26So, Tills, what's on the menu?
4:01:26 > 4:01:29'My meat slider has got yummy melted cheese,
4:01:29 > 4:01:31'lettuce, tomato and ketchup.'
4:01:31 > 4:01:33This looks amazing.
4:01:33 > 4:01:35'But will Scott and Dad think
4:01:35 > 4:01:38'my dish is good enough to go on the menu?'
4:01:39 > 4:01:42Whoa! Things are really starting to heat up, aren't they?
4:01:42 > 4:01:46First, Tilly takes over the kitchen, now she's taking over the menu, too.
4:01:46 > 4:01:47Oh, my gosh.
4:01:47 > 4:01:49OK, I'm starting to get nervous now.
4:01:49 > 4:01:50Makes two of us.
4:01:50 > 4:01:52Will they go for it?
4:01:52 > 4:01:55I think they may hold up. I think they may hold up to us.
4:01:55 > 4:01:57Yeah. Nice job.
4:01:57 > 4:01:59- Nice job.- So you're putting them on the menu?
4:01:59 > 4:02:01- We'll put them on the menu.- Wow.
4:02:01 > 4:02:03Between you and me, it looks like
4:02:03 > 4:02:05Tilly is about to take over the restaurant...
4:02:05 > 4:02:08CBBC, Whoops I Missed The Bus, the whole world!
4:02:08 > 4:02:11Never mind Gordon, watch out, everyone!
4:02:13 > 4:02:15Cheers, Tee Cee. What a great combination
4:02:15 > 4:02:17of five-star vlogging and impressive hair.
4:02:17 > 4:02:21Now, do you ever lie on the couch, with your pet, watching CBBC gold?
4:02:21 > 4:02:23It's time for...
4:02:23 > 4:02:25What You Thinking, Pet?
4:02:25 > 4:02:28Why have you left your homework on the floor again, Sarah?
4:02:28 > 4:02:31You know us dogs can't resist eating it.
4:02:31 > 4:02:33Mm! Lovely bit of percentages there.
4:02:33 > 4:02:35Oh, is that some literacy?
4:02:35 > 4:02:37Don't mind if I do.
4:02:38 > 4:02:41Hang on. I can't find my glasses anywhere.
4:02:41 > 4:02:43Did I leave them with you, Georgia?
4:02:43 > 4:02:46Is this Operation Ouch! or Blue Peter?
4:02:46 > 4:02:49Oh, Lucy's looking pumped up these days, isn't she?
4:02:49 > 4:02:50Look at them muscles.
4:02:52 > 4:02:54Oh, look! Iggy, you're...!
4:02:54 > 4:02:56Oh, Iggy this, Iggy that.
4:02:56 > 4:02:59What about me? I was made for the telly, I was.
4:02:59 > 4:03:03I'm going on strike till someone makes me a star.
4:03:03 > 4:03:07Hm, that annoying little mouse trying to save the universe again.
4:03:07 > 4:03:09What a goody two shoes.
4:03:09 > 4:03:12Now, how can I get in there and ruin his plans?
4:03:12 > 4:03:14I'm coming for you, Danger Mouse.
4:03:14 > 4:03:15Watch your back!
4:03:15 > 4:03:17LAUGHS MANICALLY
4:03:20 > 4:03:23Good job, my fuzzy friends. If you're wondering
4:03:23 > 4:03:26what thought bubbles are floating through your pet's mind,
4:03:26 > 4:03:29why not record them watching their favourite CBBC show
4:03:29 > 4:03:32and send it in to us via the famous Whoops web page?
4:03:32 > 4:03:34What You Thinking, Pet?
4:03:34 > 4:03:35Now, I'm officially out of words
4:03:35 > 4:03:38to describe the awesomeness of this week's CBBC.
4:03:38 > 4:03:41But, luckily, I've managed to fish out the very best clips.
4:03:41 > 4:03:44Feast your little peepers on this!
4:03:44 > 4:03:47MUSIC: Run Boy Run by Woodkid
4:04:07 > 4:04:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
4:04:18 > 4:04:20Look at the size of that!
4:04:21 > 4:04:25It's come straight down. It's going to head straight into the water.
4:04:25 > 4:04:26And it's got a young cub!
4:04:26 > 4:04:28Two young cubs. Yearlings.
4:04:31 > 4:04:33He's just jumped right into the water,
4:04:33 > 4:04:36scattering salmon everywhere!
4:04:36 > 4:04:38She's got one. She's got her first fish!
4:04:38 > 4:04:40Look at that!
4:04:40 > 4:04:43Around the country, hither and...fither,
4:04:43 > 4:04:46I believe pets to be acting suspiciously.
4:04:46 > 4:04:48Right. What are you on about?
4:04:48 > 4:04:51- Well...I'm being suspicious, aren't I?- Oh.
4:04:51 > 4:04:53Like a little... Am I here?
4:04:53 > 4:04:56Yes, I'm here. I'm really here.
4:04:56 > 4:04:58I'm a dog, but am I really a dog?
4:04:58 > 4:05:01Your hair looks nice, but...
4:05:02 > 4:05:03..it doesn't, really.
4:05:05 > 4:05:07- Do you see what I mean?- Right, no, I don't. Get to the point.
4:05:07 > 4:05:10What I am asking is this...
4:05:10 > 4:05:12I'm calling on... Oh, no.
4:05:12 > 4:05:14Time's up. But don't forget,
4:05:14 > 4:05:18you can catch up with all of your favourite shows on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:05:18 > 4:05:20That bus is packing up.
4:05:20 > 4:05:22Am I going to catch it this week, gentle viewer?
4:05:22 > 4:05:24Nah, off I trot.
4:05:24 > 4:05:26This is going to be a long journey.