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3:54:27 > 3:54:30Pack your sportiest shoes and shiniest of smiles cos

3:54:30 > 3:54:33we're about to sail through this week's CBBC at super-speed.

3:54:33 > 3:54:34It's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

3:54:34 > 3:54:38Keys in the ignition, pedal to the metal, there's a little of this.

3:54:38 > 3:54:42Hello and welcome to Please Solve This Ridiculous Mystery.

3:54:42 > 3:54:44There's quite a lot of that.

3:54:44 > 3:54:46He's like one of the top freestylers in the world,

3:54:46 > 3:54:49he can do anything with a ball.

3:54:49 > 3:54:52And a dollop of this magnificence.

3:54:52 > 3:54:55My dog loves The Next Step, look, don't you?

3:54:55 > 3:54:56Yes.

3:54:56 > 3:55:00What has three mouths, six arms and watches more CBBC than my nan

3:55:00 > 3:55:01eats shortbread?

3:55:01 > 3:55:03Why, it's our Myles, Laura and Tee Cee.

3:55:03 > 3:55:05SHE HUMS

3:55:05 > 3:55:09Oh. I thought the biscuits were for everyone.

3:55:13 > 3:55:16First up and galloping towards us at an alarmingly mellow pace is our

3:55:16 > 3:55:20resident vlogger with the floppiest of hair Myles, it's Styles.

3:55:20 > 3:55:21Wait a minute.

3:55:21 > 3:55:23Many of my favourite things happen at 5pm.

3:55:23 > 3:55:26This one bird tweets very loudly outside.

3:55:26 > 3:55:27TWEETING

3:55:27 > 3:55:28Yeah, I get it, birds.

3:55:28 > 3:55:31And now CBBC are showing our favourite programmes at five and

3:55:31 > 3:55:33Jamie Johnson.

3:55:33 > 3:55:34On CBB... Why am I still shouting?

3:55:34 > 3:55:37The bird's back. He's ruining Faves At 5. Come on, bird.

3:55:37 > 3:55:39'That's him.'

3:55:39 > 3:55:41'Oh, my gosh, it's Jamie Johnson.'

3:55:41 > 3:55:43- 'He's the one that scored...' - 'He's so cool.'

3:55:43 > 3:55:45'So cute.'

3:55:45 > 3:55:46I know all about that.

3:55:46 > 3:55:47'That's Myles.' 'Wow.'

3:55:47 > 3:55:50'Look, it's Myles.' 'He's going to turn pro.'

3:55:50 > 3:55:52'Why are you speaking like that?'

3:55:52 > 3:55:54'I don't know, it's just me, isn't it?'

3:55:54 > 3:55:56What are you doing now? Come on.

3:56:10 > 3:56:12So, Jamie Johnson is very popular now

3:56:12 > 3:56:14because he did some football good.

3:56:14 > 3:56:15It's a beautiful game.

3:56:15 > 3:56:18And even if you're not a fan of football, get out, off the pitch.

3:56:18 > 3:56:20Even if you're not a fan of football...

3:56:20 > 3:56:22You're still able to enjoy the show,

3:56:22 > 3:56:24even if you know nothing about the sport.

3:56:24 > 3:56:28- 'Like- you, then.' Come on, with the attitude, for a little bear.

3:56:29 > 3:56:33Come on, he's through. Go on.

3:56:33 > 3:56:35That's what I'm talking about.

3:56:35 > 3:56:38I agree. Absolutely fantastic display there.

3:56:38 > 3:56:40Absolutely fantastic football goals.

3:56:40 > 3:56:42Is it about any other sports, this show?

3:56:42 > 3:56:44The hand's on the wrong side.

3:56:44 > 3:56:46Let's go. Show me what you've got, girl.

3:56:52 > 3:56:56Chess. Here we go. That's a beautiful game.

3:56:56 > 3:56:59Moving to the right place at the right time,

3:56:59 > 3:57:03outsmarting your opponents, getting to the other side of the...pitch.

3:57:03 > 3:57:07It's absolutely the same as football. But the players are tiny.

3:57:07 > 3:57:09Some of them are horses. There's no grass.

3:57:09 > 3:57:11And you're a giant controlling the players.

3:57:11 > 3:57:15It's just football with different sizes. I like football.

3:57:20 > 3:57:22Why doesn't that insanely epic game of chess

3:57:22 > 3:57:25get the same sparkly graphics as this?

3:57:27 > 3:57:28This...

3:57:29 > 3:57:32..definitely needs some of that lightening going on,

3:57:32 > 3:57:34even if it's just on the finger.

3:57:36 > 3:57:38Yeah, can I just move my horse to D2?

3:57:38 > 3:57:41Is that all right? Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah.

3:57:41 > 3:57:43E... That's e... E...

3:57:43 > 3:57:44That's epic.

3:57:44 > 3:57:46DINGING Inspired work, my old chum.

3:57:46 > 3:57:48Now, hold on to the party bus, because our next stop

3:57:48 > 3:57:53is 15 Second Fan Street, and this lot are ready to rumble!

3:57:53 > 3:57:55My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step

3:57:55 > 3:57:58because they're all so really good at dancing,

3:57:58 > 3:58:02and it's just really dramatic and my dog loves The Next Step.

3:58:02 > 3:58:03Look, don't you?

3:58:03 > 3:58:07- Yes, I love The Next Step. - Bye-bye!

3:58:07 > 3:58:08Next...

3:58:08 > 3:58:13Hi, CBBC. My favourite CBBC show is Got What It Takes?

3:58:13 > 3:58:19because it has exciting events and my favourite person is Luka.

3:58:19 > 3:58:21Well done.

3:58:21 > 3:58:25Hi, I'm Charlotte. My favourite TV show is The Dumping Ground.

3:58:25 > 3:58:30My favourite is Carmen because she's proud and expresses herself.

3:58:30 > 3:58:32My second favourite is Sasha

3:58:32 > 3:58:35because she does whatever she thinks she should do.

3:58:35 > 3:58:36Lovely work.

3:58:36 > 3:58:40My 15-second fan video is for Got What It Takes?

3:58:40 > 3:58:43because it's very pushing to see who's going to get to the sing-off,

3:58:43 > 3:58:46and it's for Jamie Johnson, as well, and The Dumping Ground.

3:58:46 > 3:58:51The Dumping Ground because it's exciting about the drama. Bye!

3:58:51 > 3:58:53High-fives all round.

3:58:53 > 3:58:55And if you lot at home want a piece of the action,

3:58:55 > 3:58:57why not record your very own 15-second mini-vlog

3:58:57 > 3:58:59and send it to us via the Whoops webpage?

3:58:59 > 3:59:02We want to know what you love about CBBC!

3:59:02 > 3:59:06Now, have you ever wondered how the kids in Jamie Johnson learned

3:59:06 > 3:59:07all of that football trickery?

3:59:07 > 3:59:10Well, turn your peepers to this and be astonished.

3:59:10 > 3:59:13Astonished, I tell you!

3:59:13 > 3:59:16Just like one of them. Nice.

3:59:17 > 3:59:19I'm John Farnworth and I'm a footballer freestyler

3:59:19 > 3:59:23and I'm here working on Jamie Johnson series two.

3:59:23 > 3:59:25All right, let's do it!

3:59:27 > 3:59:29Oh, my God!

3:59:33 > 3:59:36John Farnworth is, like, one of the top freestylers in the world.

3:59:36 > 3:59:39He can do anything with a ball.

3:59:39 > 3:59:42In two years, I expect all of you to be on this, all right?

3:59:42 > 3:59:44He's got unbelievable tackers and skills -

3:59:44 > 3:59:47the best of the best, really.

3:59:47 > 3:59:49I'm working behind the scenes quite a lot on the choreography,

3:59:49 > 3:59:52so I've been working quite a lot with Lewis, who plays Jamie,

3:59:52 > 3:59:54working one-to-one on his skills,

3:59:54 > 3:59:57getting his freestyle up to date.

3:59:57 > 4:00:00'He taught me loads of skills that I never thought I could do.'

4:00:00 > 4:00:03'I got better at freestyling just from working with John.'

4:00:04 > 4:00:06'His ability to be able to take the type of skills

4:00:06 > 4:00:09'that the kids are watching now online

4:00:09 > 4:00:12'and translate those into transferable skills

4:00:12 > 4:00:14'that we could use during the series.'

4:00:20 > 4:00:22The show is by no means just about football.

4:00:22 > 4:00:26Obviously, football is the metaphor of a bigger picture.

4:00:26 > 4:00:29Do the Abdullah.

4:00:32 > 4:00:34Oh, my God!

4:00:34 > 4:00:36Wicked!

4:00:36 > 4:00:40'Everyone has obstacles, but it's how you overcome those obstacles.'

4:00:40 > 4:00:42All the characters, including Jamie, epitomise that.

4:00:42 > 4:00:44So I think everyone finds their own hero,

4:00:44 > 4:00:47their own role model within the characters in the show.

4:00:49 > 4:00:51- What do you think, guys? - Wicked!

4:00:56 > 4:00:57As you already know,

4:00:57 > 4:01:00there are tonnes of cool shows to watch on CBBC,

4:01:00 > 4:01:04but sometimes I just struggle to keep up with them all.

4:01:04 > 4:01:06# And I say, hey, Hey!

4:01:06 > 4:01:08# What a wonderful kind of day. #

4:01:08 > 4:01:13SHE RAPS

4:01:13 > 4:01:17# And my skins still feels... #

4:01:17 > 4:01:18Oh, my life, OMD, OMW, what do you mean

4:01:18 > 4:01:21you haven't been keeping up with Wolfblood?

4:01:21 > 4:01:23Whoa! Can we just calm down, please?

4:01:23 > 4:01:25I'll have you know that I've just discovered CBBC's

4:01:25 > 4:01:28new Faves At 5, which means I know exactly

4:01:28 > 4:01:30what time my favourite shows will be on. Thank you.

4:01:30 > 4:01:32I've also realised that Wolfblood isn't

4:01:32 > 4:01:34a series that you can watch halfway through.

4:01:34 > 4:01:36You really need to pay attention.

4:01:36 > 4:01:38So, for those of you who have missed anything,

4:01:38 > 4:01:39here's a super-quick recap.

4:01:39 > 4:01:41Some people love the Wolfbloods...

4:01:41 > 4:01:43Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

4:01:43 > 4:01:46Some people don't like the Wolfbloods. Oh, boo!

4:01:46 > 4:01:48TJ was kidnapped by Hartington.

4:01:48 > 4:01:51Say what?! He escaped and got ill.

4:01:51 > 4:01:52Oh! You're joking?

4:01:52 > 4:01:54But then he recovered.

4:01:54 > 4:01:58Whoa! Now a group called Humans have declared themselves enemies

4:01:58 > 4:02:00of the Wolfbloods. Drama!

4:02:00 > 4:02:03This week's episode carried on with a bit of a mystery.

4:02:04 > 4:02:06Where is she?

4:02:07 > 4:02:08Where is who? Who is she?

4:02:08 > 4:02:11I mean, she could be anybody, right?

4:02:11 > 4:02:13I guess there's only one way to find out.

4:02:13 > 4:02:16Hello and welcome to Please Solve This Ridiculous Mystery -

4:02:16 > 4:02:20a game show to discover the mystery of who is she?

4:02:20 > 4:02:22Let's welcome our first contestant.

4:02:22 > 4:02:25Tee Cee, all the way from Whoops I Missed The Bus.

4:02:27 > 4:02:29Are you all right, Mum? Are you all right, Dad?

4:02:29 > 4:02:32Now, Tee Cee, you have ten seconds to answer as many questions

4:02:32 > 4:02:35to help solve the mystery of who is she?

4:02:35 > 4:02:36Are you ready?

4:02:36 > 4:02:38Erm... Yeah, I guess.

4:02:38 > 4:02:41Good! Your ten seconds start...

4:02:41 > 4:02:43..now! What was she wearing?

4:02:43 > 4:02:45Erm...

4:02:45 > 4:02:46Where was she going?

4:02:46 > 4:02:48I'm sorry, what?

4:02:48 > 4:02:49Why don't you know who she is?

4:02:51 > 4:02:55The people you should be talking to are in there - the Humans lot.

4:02:55 > 4:02:57You must have seen them go in there.

4:02:57 > 4:02:59Why else do you think they're here?

4:02:59 > 4:03:00Oh! Here we go again.

4:03:00 > 4:03:02People are afraid.

4:03:02 > 4:03:05They're afraid that Wolfbloods will do exactly what your

4:03:05 > 4:03:07- friend did last night. - Amelia's has done nothing wrong.

4:03:07 > 4:03:09Ah, Amelia!

4:03:09 > 4:03:11But the question still remains, where is she?

4:03:11 > 4:03:13Where are we going?

4:03:13 > 4:03:15We've been walking for hours.

4:03:15 > 4:03:17We're going to find your sister Amelia.

4:03:17 > 4:03:19Apparently, she's out here somewhere.

4:03:19 > 4:03:21I can feel it in my bones.

4:03:23 > 4:03:25Amelia.

4:03:25 > 4:03:27Aggh! There she is!

4:03:29 > 4:03:32SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

4:03:33 > 4:03:35SHE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE

4:03:35 > 4:03:39Look, we've managed to solve who she is and where she was,

4:03:39 > 4:03:42but trying to work out what she just said is a whole other mystery.

4:03:42 > 4:03:43Tee Cee out!

4:03:49 > 4:03:52It's nearly 5pm, which means Faves At 5.

4:03:52 > 4:03:55In five, four, three, two, one...

4:03:55 > 4:03:58Oh, right, my clock's a bit fast.

4:03:58 > 4:04:01Let's rewind and get it right.

4:04:01 > 4:04:04Whoa! 5pm, in five, four, three, two, one...

4:04:04 > 4:04:07# The only time is now - four o'clock. #

4:04:08 > 4:04:11Yes, it's the 4 O'clock Club which is on at five o'clock.

4:04:11 > 4:04:13And have you ever noticed when someone raps,

4:04:13 > 4:04:16why does no-one else seem to react?

4:04:16 > 4:04:18# All my homeies have gone and it isn't nice

4:04:18 > 4:04:20# This new crib is a joke. #

4:04:20 > 4:04:23Mr Bell, you do realise your son is doing an epic rap?

4:04:23 > 4:04:26When I try to rap I always get the same reaction again and again.

4:04:26 > 4:04:29# Yo, my name is Laura and I'm in the street

4:04:29 > 4:04:30# What up?

4:04:30 > 4:04:31# Oh, people I meet

4:04:31 > 4:04:33# Whoa, boom, boom, ba-doo

4:04:33 > 4:04:34# Boom, boom, ba... #

4:04:34 > 4:04:38I'm pretty sure that reaction means, I just need to keep practising. Yes.

4:04:38 > 4:04:41Kind of like my dance moves. Nero, fire away.

4:04:44 > 4:04:45OK...

4:04:50 > 4:04:52Could your mother not even have called?

4:04:55 > 4:04:57Wait... Oh! Was that part of the routine?

4:05:01 > 4:05:03No, I definitely don't think it was.

4:05:03 > 4:05:05And if you thought Mr Bell and Nero were the only ones

4:05:05 > 4:05:07getting into trouble, then think again.

4:05:13 > 4:05:16Uh-oh! Seriously, nothing else can get worse than this.

4:05:20 > 4:05:21Wow.

4:05:26 > 4:05:29Well, at least this time an actual person can't be blamed.

4:05:29 > 4:05:31I suppose that means more rap and dance practice for me

4:05:31 > 4:05:33until next week's episode at five o'clock.

4:05:33 > 4:05:35The 4 O'Clock Club at five o'clock.

4:05:35 > 4:05:37This still confuses me.

4:05:37 > 4:05:39Ooh, maybe I could write a rap about it.

4:05:39 > 4:05:42- SHE RAPS:- # The 4 O'Clock Club is not at four o'clock

4:05:42 > 4:05:44# It's at five o'clock, yo! #

4:05:44 > 4:05:46I tip my hat to you, madam.

4:05:46 > 4:05:48And as a reward for your hilarious performance,

4:05:48 > 4:05:52I've organised another riveting round of everyone's favourite game.

4:05:52 > 4:05:54It's time to play...

4:05:54 > 4:05:57You all right, cockers?

4:05:57 > 4:05:59Time to watch CBBC HQ.

4:05:59 > 4:06:02That was a clue, by the way.

4:06:02 > 4:06:03Guess Whom?

4:06:03 > 4:06:06Hello, it's handstand day and to celebrate,

4:06:06 > 4:06:08I'm going to do a lovely handstand.

4:06:08 > 4:06:11Ooh!

4:06:11 > 4:06:15That was Hacker T Dog from CBBC HQ.

4:06:15 > 4:06:17Bye, Whoops I Missed The Bus!

4:06:17 > 4:06:20Books? I don't have time for books!

4:06:20 > 4:06:22I've got to study for my exam.

4:06:22 > 4:06:24Urgh!

4:06:24 > 4:06:25Guess Whom?

4:06:25 > 4:06:28- I have another English test coming up.- No problem.

4:06:28 > 4:06:31- You can bring your books...- Books? I don't have time for books, Mike!

4:06:31 > 4:06:32I've got an exam.

4:06:32 > 4:06:35I was Lauren from Millie Inbetween.

4:06:35 > 4:06:36See you, bye.

4:06:36 > 4:06:39I love ruskeakastike.

4:06:39 > 4:06:42Or to you Brits, gravy!

4:06:42 > 4:06:44Guess Whom?

4:06:44 > 4:06:45Ruskeakastike.

4:06:45 > 4:06:49Grab your bottles of ruskeakastike and repeat after me.

4:06:49 > 4:06:51I love ruskeakastike!

4:06:51 > 4:06:54I'm Sara from Remotely Funny. Bye!

4:06:54 > 4:06:57Lovely work, talented peeps. I want more!

4:06:57 > 4:07:00Send in your own CBBC impressions of a presenter or character

4:07:00 > 4:07:04via the Whoops webpage and remember to reveal who you were at the end.

4:07:04 > 4:07:06Guess Whom?

4:07:06 > 4:07:08Next up, there's a great smattering of drama,

4:07:08 > 4:07:09a thick filling of LOLs

4:07:09 > 4:07:12and a sprinkling of OMD, that did not just happen.

4:07:12 > 4:07:16It's all the best bits of CBBC from this past week. Enjoy!

4:07:16 > 4:07:19Oh, my gosh, it's so cool.

4:07:19 > 4:07:20Rihanna's been in here.

4:07:20 > 4:07:24So I'm here in the studio. Luke the guitarist is here behind me.

4:07:24 > 4:07:28So weird that I'm in the same studio that Adele has been in.

4:07:28 > 4:07:32I can't wait to sing into this very mic over here.

4:07:32 > 4:07:35It's amazing. I would love to do this when I'm older

4:07:35 > 4:07:39and hopefully this is the start of something.

4:07:39 > 4:07:42Question one, what is the name of this European country?

4:07:42 > 4:07:45Oh, no, no, wait. Wait, no, I think I know.

4:07:45 > 4:07:47It was on Ice Stars, they went there in Ice Stars.

4:07:47 > 4:07:48I watch too much CBBC.

4:07:48 > 4:07:51- It's like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny country.- Oh, there's England.

4:07:51 > 4:07:53Can I have an answer from you, Amy?

4:07:53 > 4:07:55- It's like Yugoslavia.- Yugoslavia.

4:07:55 > 4:07:57Right, Yugoslavia.

4:07:57 > 4:08:00- Let's see if that's right.- Oh, I'm going to kick myself, aren't I?

4:08:00 > 4:08:02- It's Luxembourg.- That was it!

4:08:02 > 4:08:04That was it! Luxembourg.

4:08:05 > 4:08:07He and his team have come up with some very cool ways

4:08:07 > 4:08:11to stop counterfeiters copying this new coin.

4:08:11 > 4:08:14We've got what we call micro text, which is really fine lettering

4:08:14 > 4:08:16just on the inside edge of the coin.

4:08:16 > 4:08:20We've got this thing which is a holographic sort of feature.

4:08:20 > 4:08:22- You look at it in one direction, you see one design.- Yeah?

4:08:22 > 4:08:25If you look at it in another direction, you see another.

4:08:25 > 4:08:26That's really clever.

4:08:26 > 4:08:29And so that's hard to replicate, I presume? That's why it's on there.

4:08:29 > 4:08:31Everything that we do is to try and make it really difficult

4:08:31 > 4:08:33for somebody else to do it and the idea is, if it costs them

4:08:33 > 4:08:35more than a pound to make a pound coin...

4:08:35 > 4:08:37Then it's pointless making the coin, of course, yeah.

4:08:37 > 4:08:38- 11.- 11.- 12.

4:08:38 > 4:08:4013, 14.

4:08:40 > 4:08:42Right, I'm going to knock that down to about ten.

4:08:42 > 4:08:43You got ten there, Rhys.

4:08:43 > 4:08:45- Put me to shame. Go! Come on! - WHISTLE BLOWS

4:08:45 > 4:08:47- BOTH: One, two...- Oh. - Three. Three-ish.

4:08:47 > 4:08:49- That's three, that's three. - Three.

4:08:49 > 4:08:50Four, five...

4:08:50 > 4:08:51Yes, come on.

4:08:51 > 4:08:53Six, seven...

4:08:53 > 4:08:55- eight.- Come on, come on. Three more!

4:08:55 > 4:08:57Nine, ten...

4:08:57 > 4:08:5811!

4:08:58 > 4:09:0012, 13, 14.

4:09:00 > 4:09:01WHISTLE BLOWS

4:09:01 > 4:09:03- Yes!- Oh, he's done it! - You've beat Rhys.

4:09:03 > 4:09:04And that's your lot.

4:09:04 > 4:09:07Passengers are advised at this time to collect all their belongings

4:09:07 > 4:09:09and head over to the CBBC iPlayer and website

4:09:09 > 4:09:11to keep this party popping. And here's a joke for you.

4:09:11 > 4:09:13Why did the narrator say, "Whoops"?

4:09:13 > 4:09:14Cos he missed the bus! Ha-ha-ha.

4:09:14 > 4:09:17Oh, wait, no, no! Really, really, wait! WAIT!