Episode 17

Download Subtitles

Transcript

1:01:06 > 1:01:08Crank up the sound and bright up the brightness,

1:01:08 > 1:01:10it's Whoops I Missed The Bus time.

1:01:10 > 1:01:12And you're not going to want to miss any of it.

1:01:12 > 1:01:15Hold on tight, baby!

1:01:15 > 1:01:17What's all this about?

1:01:17 > 1:01:19CLATTERING AS HE FALLS

1:01:19 > 1:01:22Find out what you picked for Myles' challenge...

1:01:22 > 1:01:23Drum roll, please...

1:01:23 > 1:01:26..and some of you are on the actual telly! I know!

1:01:26 > 1:01:28It is awesome!

1:01:28 > 1:01:32But first of all, cast your gaze upon the stars of the vlogosphere.

1:01:32 > 1:01:36It's our resident vloggers, Myles, Tee Cee and Laura.

1:01:36 > 1:01:37You want a vlog?

1:01:37 > 1:01:40I'll give you a vlog, and this one will go down in history!

1:01:43 > 1:01:46Now, pay attention, for the time has come.

1:01:46 > 1:01:47He's here, he's ready,

1:01:47 > 1:01:52and he's got more CBBC gossip then anyone I know - it's our Myles!

1:01:52 > 1:01:54So, last week, Radzi, off of Blue Peter,

1:01:54 > 1:01:57set me a challenge after doing one himself.

1:01:58 > 1:01:59Oh, he jumped out of a plane!

1:01:59 > 1:02:01Sorry, heights make me scream.

1:02:01 > 1:02:04But luckily skydiving wasn't one of my challenge options.

1:02:04 > 1:02:07And I'll be revealing what my challenge will be in a second.

1:02:09 > 1:02:10My challenge will be...

1:02:10 > 1:02:12Not literally in a second, in a bit. I'll say it in a bit.

1:02:12 > 1:02:16Up until now, when I've jumped out of a plane, Tony's been with me.

1:02:16 > 1:02:18Now I need to do it alone.

1:02:18 > 1:02:20Here's a thought - if he's doing it alone,

1:02:20 > 1:02:22can't he just ask the pilot to drop him off somewhere?

1:02:22 > 1:02:25"Anywhere. Here's fine." And he runs back to Tony, "That was amazing!

1:02:25 > 1:02:28"Lovely bit of jumping today, give myself a Blue Peter badge."

1:02:28 > 1:02:30"I didn't see you fall, I just saw the plane go."

1:02:30 > 1:02:33"I was in a different bit of the sky. You had to squint a bit."

1:02:33 > 1:02:35But with all of Radzi's training now complete,

1:02:35 > 1:02:38he's ready for the final jump with the RAF Falcons.

1:02:38 > 1:02:44I'm the first civilian to ever join an RAF Falcons stack.

1:02:44 > 1:02:46To be gliding through the air as a team

1:02:46 > 1:02:49is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

1:02:49 > 1:02:52So that was Radzi overcoming his fear, taking on a challenge

1:02:52 > 1:02:55for Children In Need and succeeding with flying colours.

1:02:55 > 1:02:57So let's see what you guys have decided for me

1:02:57 > 1:02:59to do for my challenge. Drum roll, please...

1:02:59 > 1:03:01- DRUM HITS ONCE - I can only afford the one drum.

1:03:01 > 1:03:03My challenge is...

1:03:03 > 1:03:05Doing a rap in public about bears.

1:03:08 > 1:03:10OK, Radzi, viewers at home, I can't rap,

1:03:10 > 1:03:14but that doesn't stop most people on TV talent shows, so here we go.

1:03:14 > 1:03:15Ahem.

1:04:10 > 1:04:12# How ya spelling that? Like a pun. #

1:04:22 > 1:04:25Let's go buy you a nice big hat.

1:04:26 > 1:04:27Don't you look smart in that?

1:04:27 > 1:04:29And then we gradually fade the song down,

1:04:29 > 1:04:32and that'll signify the end of the rap.

1:04:32 > 1:04:35The rap challenge. Yeah, I'm a rapper now.

1:04:35 > 1:04:36Bears!

1:04:36 > 1:04:37Not really. Bears!

1:04:37 > 1:04:39I'm sorry. Bears!

1:04:41 > 1:04:44Well done, Myles, you're always up for a challenge,

1:04:44 > 1:04:45and a cracking good vlog. But wait!

1:04:45 > 1:04:48You have competition from a group of all-watching,

1:04:48 > 1:04:50all-vlogging, 15 Second Fans!

1:04:50 > 1:04:53My favourite show is The Next Step, obviously,

1:04:53 > 1:04:57because I love all the drama, all the dancing.

1:04:57 > 1:05:01Internationals, nationals, regionals, it's so good.

1:05:01 > 1:05:02Nice one!

1:05:02 > 1:05:07I like Ultimate Brain, because it's all about science,

1:05:07 > 1:05:10and it's my favourite subject at school.

1:05:10 > 1:05:13And it's because it is awesome!

1:05:13 > 1:05:14Well done!

1:05:14 > 1:05:17My favourite show on CBBC is Show Me What You're Made Of,

1:05:17 > 1:05:19because sometimes I can be lazy too.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21And I don't know what money is,

1:05:21 > 1:05:23so it's really nice to follow their journey with them.

1:05:23 > 1:05:25Crikey!

1:05:25 > 1:05:26Hi, CBBC.

1:05:26 > 1:05:29My favourite programmes are The Next Step and Lost & Found Music Studios,

1:05:29 > 1:05:31because they're so dramatic.

1:05:31 > 1:05:34I also like My Life, because you get to find out something

1:05:34 > 1:05:38extraordinary happening to a normal person like you or me. Bye!

1:05:38 > 1:05:42You lot have officially mastered the art of vlogging.

1:05:42 > 1:05:45OK, so you know how I never mess up me line or make a mistake?

1:05:45 > 1:05:47Turns out, that's quite rare.

1:05:47 > 1:05:50Just take a look at this lot, it's ever so awkward.

1:05:50 > 1:05:52Ha-ha, that's funny because that's the name of the show!

1:06:07 > 1:06:09CLATTERING AS HE FALLS

1:06:15 > 1:06:17BANGING AS DOOR WON'T OPEN

1:06:17 > 1:06:18I'm sorry!

1:06:18 > 1:06:20It's not professional.

1:06:21 > 1:06:24- I love it!- You know I'd do anything for you, Cleo.

1:06:25 > 1:06:27Ooh, it's coming out!

1:06:29 > 1:06:31If there's money for one trip then it should be mine.

1:06:33 > 1:06:35Sorry...!

1:06:39 > 1:06:41They're leaving in their droves!

1:06:43 > 1:06:44Sorry, I'm so sorry.

1:06:46 > 1:06:47Sorry!

1:06:49 > 1:06:51And she looked exactly like you when she were young.

1:06:51 > 1:06:53- What?- "She were young"?

1:06:53 > 1:06:54She WAS young.

1:06:59 > 1:07:01It's not spraying.

1:07:09 > 1:07:10Ow!

1:07:13 > 1:07:16- And action.- Will?- Won't.- Will.

1:07:16 > 1:07:18- MOUTHS - Will! Will!

1:07:18 > 1:07:19Sorry, I started to mouth!

1:07:37 > 1:07:38Rob!

1:07:56 > 1:07:59You know, upstairs, my mind just started to wonder this morning.

1:07:59 > 1:08:02And then it hit me, that me and Dennis

1:08:02 > 1:08:03actually have a lot of common.

1:08:03 > 1:08:06I mean, for one thing, we like to make noise for no real reason.

1:08:06 > 1:08:09LOUD ROCK MUSIC

1:08:09 > 1:08:13Nyow! Nya-nee-nyow!

1:08:13 > 1:08:15As well as yelling at inanimate objects.

1:08:15 > 1:08:18Hurry up and grow, you lazy veg!

1:08:18 > 1:08:20Stop staring at me, you rude carpet!

1:08:20 > 1:08:23We also both like to do random acts of kindness, like,

1:08:23 > 1:08:25I don't know, just off the top of my head,

1:08:25 > 1:08:28like setting hamsters free from lab experiments.

1:08:28 > 1:08:29You wouldn't.

1:08:29 > 1:08:30Oh, I will.

1:08:30 > 1:08:34Unless you let us and all of those hamsters go!

1:08:34 > 1:08:37Or saving a pie from the hands of pests like Walter.

1:08:44 > 1:08:45Ow!

1:08:45 > 1:08:48And just for the record, why is Dennis saving pies again?

1:08:48 > 1:08:50What do you mean, it's not a real pie?!

1:08:50 > 1:08:52Oh, it stands for...

1:08:55 > 1:08:57OK, wow, that's so cool.

1:08:57 > 1:08:59What is it?

1:08:59 > 1:09:03It's programmed to locate and document any

1:09:03 > 1:09:06illegal activity in Beanotown.

1:09:06 > 1:09:08A surveillance-documenting pie?!

1:09:08 > 1:09:09I mean, I don't know about you,

1:09:09 > 1:09:12but I'm suddenly suspicious about more than just that pie.

1:09:12 > 1:09:14I mean, what if everything else in our lives

1:09:14 > 1:09:15is secretly something else?

1:09:15 > 1:09:20I give you my latest and greatest invention - the Soc.

1:09:20 > 1:09:22This isn't just any old smelly sock.

1:09:22 > 1:09:24But an S-O-C...

1:09:27 > 1:09:28Wait, that doesn't sound right.

1:09:31 > 1:09:35Excuse me while I go and have a look on my science-acronym finder.

1:09:38 > 1:09:39That's it!

1:09:43 > 1:09:45- SNIFF! - Ugh!

1:09:45 > 1:09:48Can I wash my Security Operation Centre on a fast spin, though?

1:09:48 > 1:09:50Meanwhile, back in Beanotown...

1:09:50 > 1:09:52We'd better get you back to the lab.

1:09:52 > 1:09:53Eh, Pieface?

1:09:53 > 1:09:54Phew!

1:09:54 > 1:09:58I never thought I'd be saying this, but thank goodness the pie is safe.

1:09:58 > 1:10:01Speaking of safe, has anyone seen my Soc?

1:10:01 > 1:10:02Ha-ha-ha!

1:10:02 > 1:10:04She'll never find me!

1:10:04 > 1:10:06Oh, there you are.

1:10:06 > 1:10:07No, wait!

1:10:07 > 1:10:08Wait, what are you doing?

1:10:08 > 1:10:10Time for the laundry!

1:10:10 > 1:10:12See you on the other side.

1:10:18 > 1:10:20Laura, why are you in that oh-so incredibly stylish onesie,

1:10:20 > 1:10:22I hear you ask?

1:10:22 > 1:10:23It is VERY stylish.

1:10:23 > 1:10:26Well, I got up nice and early to catch Saturday Mash-Up!

1:10:26 > 1:10:28And... Down, now!

1:10:28 > 1:10:29SQUELCH!

1:10:30 > 1:10:33- Cheers, Hacker, mate, thanks for that.- You little menace!

1:10:33 > 1:10:34Yes, that's why I did it, you see.

1:10:34 > 1:10:37Now, if you've never seen it, firstly, where have you been?

1:10:37 > 1:10:39Your only excuse can be you've been sat in a deserted field

1:10:39 > 1:10:42doing nothing all week. Yeah, don't try that, it gets very boring.

1:10:42 > 1:10:43This is very boring.

1:10:43 > 1:10:45So, Saturday Mash-Up!

1:10:45 > 1:10:47It's whole two hours of pure fun.

1:10:47 > 1:10:48And no mess.

1:10:54 > 1:10:56Really, really unmessy.

1:11:03 > 1:11:04Absolutely no chaos anywhere.

1:11:04 > 1:11:07No toilet rolls being thrown all over the place...

1:11:07 > 1:11:09Strong start there from Harvey.

1:11:09 > 1:11:11Looks like he's going to hurtle to Los Angeles at this rate.

1:11:11 > 1:11:13..no custard pies in the face...

1:11:16 > 1:11:18..no old ham rolls...

1:11:18 > 1:11:20I've got this fantastic ham roll that I'd left over

1:11:20 > 1:11:22from last week. You can give that away, if you like.

1:11:22 > 1:11:23No, I don't want it.

1:11:23 > 1:11:24Ugh.

1:11:24 > 1:11:26And this week, the guests were awesome.

1:11:26 > 1:11:28But I'm not going to tell you just yet. Here's a clue.

1:11:28 > 1:11:30Have you guessed it? A magician?

1:11:30 > 1:11:32Dynamo, in fact.

1:11:32 > 1:11:35Except his magic is a lot better than this.

1:11:35 > 1:11:38I was 12 years old when I first got into magic, from my grandpa.

1:11:38 > 1:11:41He showed me some magic. He was amazing.

1:11:41 > 1:11:43# They're identical twins! #

1:11:43 > 1:11:44It's Lisa and Lena.

1:11:44 > 1:11:46Who can blow up a balloon the fastest?

1:11:48 > 1:11:50As well as Harvey, Freddie Fox

1:11:50 > 1:11:52and players from the English rugby league team.

1:11:54 > 1:11:56What's going on here?

1:11:56 > 1:11:58Stretch your arm up...and down.

1:11:58 > 1:12:00Higher, stretch more! Do it better!

1:12:00 > 1:12:01Stretch your arm up and down.

1:12:01 > 1:12:04Have I got this right? Am I doing this right?

1:12:04 > 1:12:06And I bet I can guess how many things are in the thing this week.

1:12:06 > 1:12:07GIRL ON PHONE: 150.

1:12:07 > 1:12:09Fewer, much fewer.

1:12:09 > 1:12:1020?

1:12:10 > 1:12:11- More things!- More things.

1:12:11 > 1:12:13Erm, 100,000?

1:12:13 > 1:12:14108?

1:12:14 > 1:12:16Yay!

1:12:16 > 1:12:18- That was close, right?- Nope.

1:12:18 > 1:12:20Next time, I will definitely get it right.

1:12:20 > 1:12:22Even if I have to use my clone to help me.

1:12:22 > 1:12:2414, 30, 20, 100...?

1:12:24 > 1:12:27Stop, we're both counting at the same time!

1:12:27 > 1:12:30All this excitement has made me want to be right there in the studio.

1:12:30 > 1:12:32Two, one...

1:12:35 > 1:12:38Holly, Rachel, Charlie, Freya, Annabelle, Libby...

1:12:38 > 1:12:40Well, maybe whilst the gunging is happening,

1:12:40 > 1:12:42I'll stay right here in my nice, warm onesie.

1:12:42 > 1:12:46My nice, warm, very, very stylish onesie.

1:12:46 > 1:12:48Have I mentioned it's very stylish, right?

1:12:48 > 1:12:50Bravo, what a tremendous vlog.

1:12:50 > 1:12:52But wait, there's more.

1:12:52 > 1:12:55You've been telling us what's hot and what's not on CBBC this week.

1:12:55 > 1:12:56It's time for...

1:13:01 > 1:13:02My good is Shark Bites,

1:13:02 > 1:13:05because it's really fascinating and you learn something new.

1:13:05 > 1:13:09My bad is Danger Mouse, because he gets really frustrated

1:13:09 > 1:13:12when it looks like he can't solve a problem.

1:13:12 > 1:13:14And my ugly is The Next Step, because of the drama,

1:13:14 > 1:13:15I just don't like the drama.

1:13:16 > 1:13:20My good is Saturday Mash-Up!

1:13:20 > 1:13:23My bad is Danger Mouse,

1:13:23 > 1:13:25and my ugly is Rank The Prank.

1:13:25 > 1:13:28My good this week was Danger Mouse, Monday morning,

1:13:28 > 1:13:33because it was really weird and amazing at the same time.

1:13:33 > 1:13:36My bad this week was the fact that I can't wait

1:13:36 > 1:13:38for Dennis and Gnasher Unleashed.

1:13:38 > 1:13:42My ugly this week was Monday morning,

1:13:42 > 1:13:44the cicada swarm on Wild And Weird,

1:13:44 > 1:13:47because it was so gross!

1:13:47 > 1:13:48Bye!

1:13:48 > 1:13:50That never disappoints, does it?

1:13:50 > 1:13:52Now, I love telly so much that I could tell you all

1:13:52 > 1:13:56the very best bits of this week's CBBC, but even better than that,

1:13:56 > 1:13:57why don't I show you?

1:13:57 > 1:13:59And back, two, three... No, right foot. Back, two...

1:13:59 > 1:14:03No, no, and right foot and back, two...

1:14:03 > 1:14:04Let's do the turn.

1:14:04 > 1:14:06No, this way.

1:14:06 > 1:14:08- It's too hard...- And lunge.

1:14:10 > 1:14:11It's not what it looks like.

1:14:11 > 1:14:14So Mr Salford isn't giving you an emergency crash course

1:14:14 > 1:14:17in salsa dancing to cover up your very obvious lie?

1:14:17 > 1:14:19OK, it is what it looks like.

1:14:19 > 1:14:22Is your name Josh?

1:14:22 > 1:14:24Yes.

1:14:24 > 1:14:26Are you...sitting down?

1:14:27 > 1:14:29Yes.

1:14:29 > 1:14:32Why do you want to go out with my sister?

1:14:32 > 1:14:34Do you fancy her?

1:14:35 > 1:14:36Yes or no?

1:14:38 > 1:14:40Yes.

1:14:40 > 1:14:44Are you going to cheat on her? Mess her around? Play her?

1:14:45 > 1:14:48No, no and no.

1:14:49 > 1:14:50No sign of sweat.

1:14:50 > 1:14:53What are your intentions towards Sasha?

1:14:53 > 1:14:55After this he's going to do a runner!

1:14:55 > 1:14:58I've never met anyone like her.

1:14:58 > 1:14:59I don't know.

1:14:59 > 1:15:01Steady pulse.

1:15:01 > 1:15:02He's telling the truth.

1:15:06 > 1:15:08There is no elimination after this challenge,

1:15:08 > 1:15:11but our dancers are still out to impress the judges.

1:15:34 > 1:15:36How time flies. That's your lot for now.

1:15:36 > 1:15:40But you can catch up with all your favourite shows on the CBBC iPlayer.

1:15:40 > 1:15:43I'm off to meet me mother in town now, via that trusty old bus.

1:15:43 > 1:15:47Taxi! I meant taxi. Could someone lend me a fiver?