0:00:00 > 0:00:03This week our boss told me to keep my jokes less cheesy.
0:00:03 > 0:00:05She said that she camembert it.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07HE LAUGHS Yeah, no, that was awful.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Tee Cee, help me out.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Good morning, whoopsters.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Today we're doing this.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
0:00:14 > 0:00:15# La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16OK, I meant this.
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Oh, no, she didn't.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Oh, yes, I did.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Now, you might be thinking why on earth is Tee Cee giving me
0:00:26 > 0:00:29a survival guide for Dockbridge High - AKA Class Dismissed?
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Because it's not your ordinary everyday school.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35I mean, have you seen some of the teachers?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Won't that be fun?
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yes, fun.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Fun!
0:00:41 > 0:00:44So, the first tip for surviving a day at DH...
0:00:44 > 0:00:47See what I just did there? Abbreviations and that.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49..is to bring some spare clothes.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Yes! I've always wanted to wear my pyjamas to school.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54For dancing!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56- Oh.- Stamp your feet like this.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03It's just I'm not sure this is going to help in the exam.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05You're right, Todd.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07It's not going to help you in your exam at all,
0:01:07 > 0:01:09but it will help you, Whoopsters,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11because you're going to need all the strength and stamina
0:01:11 > 0:01:14to get around this school. My gosh, it's like a maze.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- NARRATOR:- With more than 90 classrooms, finding the right one
0:01:16 > 0:01:19is a harder task than expected.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Oh, to your right, sir.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Oh, my bad. I meant to your left, definitely to your left.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Actually, no wait.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27WOMAN SCREAMS
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- SHE CHUCKLES - I'm sorry.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Now, my next class is in room 472.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Does anyone know where that is?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36It's at the other end of the school, sir.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Course it is.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41So, tip two, I recommend you bring some water to stay hydrated
0:01:41 > 0:01:44as your journey from classroom to classroom, and...
0:01:44 > 0:01:45SCREAMS
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Whoa! Deodorant!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Bring plenty of deodorant.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Boy, that is one heck of a smell-tuation.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Do you get it? Smell instead of sit
0:01:54 > 0:01:57because it's sweat and then sweat can smell... OK, never mind.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58And finally...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Finally. #
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Just... Just why?
0:02:01 > 0:02:03I just thought it'd be good for dramatic effect.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04My final tip,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07and probably THE most important tip of them all...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Cue tension music.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10It's...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13..to bring noise-cancelling earphones. There, I said it.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What do you mean I'm shouting?!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18That's because you were shouting first!
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Do you know what I will not stand for in this class?
0:02:22 > 0:02:26I will not stand for test papers written in blue!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28That's it, I can't take any more.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31And on that note, Whoopsters, I think it's fair to say,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Well done for surviving this vlog.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35- Class dismissed. - BELL RINGS
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Great vlogging, lady.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38But you've got competition.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Our 15 second fans have been sending in their vlogs too,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43and they're pretty good.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45My favourite programme on CBBC
0:02:45 > 0:02:47is Marrying Mum And Dad,
0:02:47 > 0:02:49because it's very interesting to see
0:02:49 > 0:02:50what the children come up with,
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- and all of their different ideas and themes.- Nice one.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56My favourite show has to be Blue Peter,
0:02:56 > 0:02:58because it's really interactive.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00You can get your own badges
0:03:00 > 0:03:02and there are often lots of celebrities on.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04I've even got my own badges.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Well done.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07My favourite TV show is Wolf Blood
0:03:07 > 0:03:08because I love wolves.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10My favourite character is Jana
0:03:10 > 0:03:13because she's brave, courageous and always looks out for her pack.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14HOWLS
0:03:14 > 0:03:16What a bunch of stars.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Now, you may think that Taking The Next Step
0:03:18 > 0:03:20is about the judges being really cool
0:03:20 > 0:03:23whilst Lindsey, Sam and Mark are a bit less cool,
0:03:23 > 0:03:27but this video of funny moments is going to prove you completely right.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29You're totally right.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Don't know about you guys, I'm genuinely blown away by the talent.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35- I'm shattered.- You're shattered?
0:03:35 > 0:03:37It's been an emotional roller-coaster.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39# Don't let this be our final song
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# Don't let this be our final song... #
0:03:44 > 0:03:45- She doesn't need us.- No.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Dancing, what is it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# ..before you say the night is over
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# I want you to know... #
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Swoop, what'd you...
0:03:54 > 0:03:55- Swoop.- Swoop.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Five, six, seven, eight and go.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Yes, yes.- Yes, yes.- Yes. Yes
0:04:01 > 0:04:02- And pose!- Whoa.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03LAUGHTER
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Don't be scared! - You scared me!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# Don't let this be our final song.. #
0:04:11 > 0:04:15SHE SCREAMS
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Hello.- Hello.- Hello. - This is a nice surprise.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20We've been behind there the entire time.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25# Don't let this be our final song... #
0:04:27 > 0:04:29My mouth hurts from smiling that much.
0:04:31 > 0:04:34Johnny, let's just take a picture of you, sir. Come on, we've got it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Good facility.- Great flavour.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Brilliant.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Do you guys always stand in the exact same pose?- Yes.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Do you always sit down at a desk?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Come on, love.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Don't let this be our final song. #
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Came around here, guys. Yeah.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00The Dengineers is amazing.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Imagine you're at school minding your own business
0:05:02 > 0:05:04and then suddenly, bam! Out of nowhere,
0:05:04 > 0:05:07"Hey, I'm Lauren. Hey, I'm Joe from the Dengineers.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09"And we're going to build you the room of your dreams."
0:05:09 > 0:05:11- I'm Lauren.- And I'm Joe.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13And this is The Dengineers.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16The show puts you in charge of building your very own dream den.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Every episode of The Dengineers is incredible.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22The RIDICULOUS designs they manage to pull off,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25but this episode in particular was truly inspiring.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And if I may say, VERY ambitious.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Welcome to a very special episode of The Dengineers.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yes, today we're at a children's hospice on the Wirral.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Drop yourself in, because this is going to be our biggest build yet.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Lauren, Joe and the team aimed to build a huge community den
0:05:41 > 0:05:43for a children's hospice,
0:05:43 > 0:05:45and it is the biggest project the show has ever done.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48But this time they were building a brand-new den out in the open.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Nay, not just one den, but four.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54The hospice is opening a brand-new site in Liverpool.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57And it just so happens there's an area around the back
0:05:57 > 0:05:59that is perfect for a dream den.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01But as cool as this all was,
0:06:01 > 0:06:03the real story wasn't about the den they were building,
0:06:03 > 0:06:06but about the families that they were building this den for.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08A lot of the children at this hospice were really poorly,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10and some had even lost loved ones.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12One story that particularly touched me was that of Leyton
0:06:12 > 0:06:15who talked about losing his little brother Carson.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20Carson was energetic and happy and he always loved everyone.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22When Carson got quite poorly,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24what was one of the things that he really wanted?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26He wanted a treehouse.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27In fact, it was Carson's memory
0:06:27 > 0:06:30that helped inspire the den's treehouse theme.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34A treehouse-inspired village, including places to communicate,
0:06:34 > 0:06:36party and chill out with friends and family.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39As if that wasn't huge enough, Sege has also designed
0:06:39 > 0:06:43a zip line which is accessible for every child at the hospice.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46It seems that this build was going to need some extra hands
0:06:46 > 0:06:47and lucky for Sege,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Lauren and Joe had some very useful contacts up their sleeve.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53You might even notice a certain handsome face. Hmm?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56With so much work still to do,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Sege has called in some CBBC reinforcements.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Me! That's me, look, me! I helped! I helped!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16Ahem, but, I mean, it's a team effort. Ahem, carry on.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22That's right, the whole team got involved.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Oh, yeah, and Hacker was there, too,
0:07:24 > 0:07:26putting his nuisance skills to good use.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- You're doing a rubbish job. Paint better!- Are you serious?- Yeah.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31You're not doing anything so you can't say anything.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Well, I'm dry clean only, Kathleen.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Luckily, we didn't slow them down too much
0:07:35 > 0:07:37as the day of the big reveal came
0:07:37 > 0:07:39and I don't think anyone was disappointed.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I couldn't have expected anything more!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It's massive and it's so colourful and bright.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I couldn't pick a better den.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49The team even had one more surprise up their sleeve
0:07:49 > 0:07:52to honour one very special individual.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57It's brilliant.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01- Do you think he'd like it? - I think he'll love it. Thank you.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03I can't think of a more deserving,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05strong group of children for this den
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and having been able to contribute to it myself was the biggest honour.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You can bet I'll be visiting to have a go on that zip line, too.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Until then, there's only one more thing to do. Take it away, guys!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- ALL:- This den is done!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19CHEERING
0:08:24 > 0:08:26What do you get when you have a pet that can sing really well?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29HIGH-PITCHED SINGING
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Be prepared for the judging panel because I'm going to find out
0:08:32 > 0:08:35whether your pet has... The Pets Factor!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Wait, it's not a show about singing dogs? Oh, I got that really wrong.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47It's actually a show all about adorable animals that are poorly
0:08:47 > 0:08:50and the vets that make them better. That definitely beats singing cats.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52And there's puppies!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Yep, that's right. He's a puppy.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Nothing gets cuter than a puppy.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59And after the excitement of the big wide world,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02this big lad will certainly sleep tonight.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Except lots of puppies!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06SHE SCREAMS
0:09:06 > 0:09:08OK, calm down, Laura.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10You're just watching a show about adorably cute pets.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12There's nothing to get excited about.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15And there are some familiar faces on the guest list -
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Rocky the accident-prone French bulldog...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Awww!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Daisy the cavalier King Charles spaniel.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Hello! Hello!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26She's been coming here for ten years.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28SHE SCREAMS
0:09:28 > 0:09:30OK, I've got to stop screaming about how cute this show is.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32OK, fine, then, one more.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Ee-eeee!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36But apart from the lovely animals, this show is great
0:09:36 > 0:09:38because it shows you all the hard work that the vets do
0:09:38 > 0:09:39to keep the animals healthy.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Her heart rate was 80 before we started
0:09:44 > 0:09:46and she's just done some exercise in there,
0:09:46 > 0:09:47about three minutes' walking,
0:09:47 > 0:09:51and it was still the same so she's really, really well fit.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54And how much they seem to enjoy their job at the same time.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Very short anaesthetic. She'll be up and about in a minute.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Look how these animals look and feel
0:09:59 > 0:10:01so much better after they've been treated by the vet.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05I think that's going to heal beautifully now.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06And this wouldn't be a Laura vlog
0:10:06 > 0:10:10without mentioning something very important. Sort of.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12There's cake in one episode!
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I'm making cakes for the party.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Mmm, cake!
0:10:15 > 0:10:18This is the best show ever - animals and cake.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I'm making peanut butter dog cupcakes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I mean, they might be cupcakes for dogs,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27but peanut butter sounds quite nice. Mmm!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- SHE SNIFFS - It smells disgusting!
0:10:29 > 0:10:30SHE LAUGHS
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Right, maybe not, but I bet the dogs will like them.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Jay's cakes are going down a storm with her canine guests.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Based on that reaction,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I think they're definitely enjoyed more by the dogs.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44OK, now I've got to start working out a way to convince my mum
0:10:44 > 0:10:46to get us a puppy.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Hmm, maybe I could give her some of those peanut butter cupcakes. Hmm...
0:10:49 > 0:10:50I know! I'll convince her with a song
0:10:50 > 0:10:53and my newly-discovered high-pitched superpowers.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54- HIGH PITCHED:- # Haa... #
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Wait, no, I don't think that's the right note.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01SHE SINGS A NUMBER OF HIGH-PITCHED NOTES
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Who knew talking to a camera could be so good?
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Let's hear what you've loved and what's got your goat on CBBC.
0:11:08 > 0:11:09It's time for...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17My good on CBBC this week was The Playlist.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21My bad was in So Awkward,
0:11:21 > 0:11:23nobody ever goes to the moon.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26And my ugly is in Danger Mouse,
0:11:26 > 0:11:29there's just too many villains.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33My good is the new Next Step episode.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35My bad is the drama in the Next Step
0:11:35 > 0:11:40and my ugly is the gunge in Saturday Mash-Up. Bye, CBBC!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Lovely work! OK, driver,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45it's time to take a fast detour around the best of the last week
0:11:45 > 0:11:49on CBBC and, believe me, you want to be paying attention at the back.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55It's lunchtime. Just like back home, there's always a queue.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Food is scarce in this part of Kenya.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01The school gives its students a diet of beans and maize.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04For some, this is their only meal of the day.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Unfortunately, our Roman is the world's pickiest eater.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- I'm scared, Olivia. - My God, you need to chill.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I can't chill. I'm scared.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Roman was terrified.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24We were in the line and Roman was already practically shaking.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26- I'm scared.- No, don't be!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Thank you.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33So, it's decision time again and it really is
0:12:33 > 0:12:35just getting tougher and tougher.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36Tougher and tougher.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40But we need to let go of ten kids.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42How do you feel about this one?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- I think he's a yes. - Yeah, me too, yeah.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50I'm quite nervous about it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53I know me and my team did really well
0:12:53 > 0:12:54and we put everything into it
0:12:54 > 0:12:57so there's not much you can do right now, is there?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00So it's just a big wait and it's quite nerve-racking, I'd say, yeah.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Who's the scariest judge?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Kimberly.- Do you reckon?
0:13:04 > 0:13:08- I think Kimberly.- You think Swoosh. - Yeah.- And you think Kimberly.- Yeah.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Jonny's the nice one, basically.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12We're chilled about Jonny,
0:13:12 > 0:13:14- but we need to win over the other two, right?- Yeah.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I'm really excited Miss Davis is back on our TV screens.- Yes.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- Because I love Class Dismissed. You know what, Rhys?- What's up?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I am so excited about Class Dismissed. I could...
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- I could sing about it! - Yes, let's do it!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29BRASS BAND BEGINS TO PLAY
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Now, we don't mean to alarm ya
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# But Mr C is taking drama
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# If he's not centre of attention
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Then he'll put you in detention
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# And if you're still uncertain
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Just look for the pink glitter curtain
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# He's never waiting in the wings
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# He makes the class clap when he SINGS! #
0:13:47 > 0:13:50DOGS BARK, GLASS SHATTERS
0:13:52 > 0:13:53And that's your lot.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Another week of CBBC shrink wrapped and vacuum-packed just for you.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58We're out of time, but if you're hungry for more,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00hop over to the CBBC iPlayer.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Now, I've set a reminder on my phone this week. "Must not miss the bus."
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Well, that was a waste of time, wasn't it?