5:54:31 > 5:54:33Howdly-doodly-doo, partner.
5:54:33 > 5:54:36This is Whoops I Missed The Bus, and if you're a fan of CBBC,
5:54:36 > 5:54:39then your day just got a whole lot better!
5:54:39 > 5:54:42Yes! He's back and doing THIS...?!
5:54:42 > 5:54:44- MONITORS BEEP - Pliers.
5:54:46 > 5:54:48You lot are back and saying...this.
5:54:48 > 5:54:51- ALL:- So Awkward!
5:54:51 > 5:54:54And these lot are here and up to...THIS?!
5:54:57 > 5:55:00Here to guide you through the merry maze of CBBC with
5:55:00 > 5:55:04a spring in their step are vloggers Myles, Laura and Rhys.
5:55:04 > 5:55:07I'm not sure I'm springing - it's Saturday morning.
5:55:07 > 5:55:09Can I just...trundle instead?
5:55:13 > 5:55:16You there! Sit your bottom down and turn the volume up -
5:55:16 > 5:55:19it's time for us to catch up with our very own smile-maker,
5:55:19 > 5:55:21ooh, it's our Myles!
5:55:22 > 5:55:26On Saturday mornings, I like to wake up and then I like to mash up.
5:55:27 > 5:55:29Saturday Mash-Up, of course,
5:55:29 > 5:55:31I'm talking about waking up and then mashing up.
5:55:33 > 5:55:35I like Saturday Mash-Up, and let's watch that.
5:55:35 > 5:55:40I can't believe it's the season finale of The Next Step today.
5:55:40 > 5:55:43Oh, are we going to...? We are going to watch...? OK. No...
5:55:46 > 5:55:48OK, cool. Cos on this week's Saturday Mash-Up, they have got
5:55:48 > 5:55:51loads of good stuff. Almost too much good stuff, if you ask me.
5:55:51 > 5:55:54Stop it. They chatted to Lauren off of The Dengineers
5:55:54 > 5:55:56at the start of the show, talking all about dens.
5:55:56 > 5:55:58We can all go from Whoops I Missed The Bus
5:55:58 > 5:56:00to making amazing dens, though.
5:56:00 > 5:56:03The classic technique of a blanket, just hold back the door.
5:56:03 > 5:56:04Oh, come in!
5:56:04 > 5:56:07No, thank you. No guests today - just shut the door.
5:56:07 > 5:56:12Just as... Just as simple as that, really. Um...just a desk.
5:56:12 > 5:56:14Probably won't be green lit for a full series just off of that.
5:56:14 > 5:56:16Yes, I know I won't!
5:56:16 > 5:56:18Oh, now I'm revealed!
5:56:18 > 5:56:21And then later, they're doing some classic Mash-Up games,
5:56:21 > 5:56:23like riding a trolley into a tower of toilet roll.
5:56:23 > 5:56:26I don't think everything in the world has really been done yet,
5:56:26 > 5:56:28but after seeing that, all right, there's a game where you ride
5:56:28 > 5:56:32a trolley into toilet roll, I feel a bit more certain that probably maybe
5:56:32 > 5:56:34everything in the world has been done after all.
5:56:34 > 5:56:36In the past, Charles Dickens, he was writing novels.
5:56:36 > 5:56:38Nowadays, "Is that a trolley?"
5:56:38 > 5:56:39Dickens probably would've loved that.
5:56:39 > 5:56:42They just didn't have trolleys in the past. Or toilet roll.
5:56:42 > 5:56:43They just had windows for that.
5:56:43 > 5:56:45In the past, there were no fun games,
5:56:45 > 5:56:47you had nothing to do but write a Dickens novel.
5:56:47 > 5:56:48Nothing had been invented to distract you
5:56:48 > 5:56:50from writing a Dickens novel.
5:56:50 > 5:56:52Also, if you didn't invent something in the past,
5:56:52 > 5:56:54it was probably a bit embarrassing.
5:56:54 > 5:56:56There's nothing here yet, mate, you can't think of anything?
5:56:56 > 5:56:59- CROWD: Push off! - Oh, strong START from Lauren there,
5:56:59 > 5:57:01as the trolley hurtles towards the toilet roll.
5:57:01 > 5:57:02Oh!
5:57:02 > 5:57:04Oh, hang on, what's happened there?
5:57:04 > 5:57:06Disappointing display there, in the first round.
5:57:06 > 5:57:09They might as well not have played and would've had the same result.
5:57:09 > 5:57:12I'm being a harsh critic here, but it's just cos I'm very passionate,
5:57:12 > 5:57:15I'm a very passionate advocate for the trolley-toilet roll situation.
5:57:15 > 5:57:18But I am a fan of Saturday Mash-Up, and every time I say that,
5:57:18 > 5:57:19I really fancy, like, a potato.
5:57:19 > 5:57:21They have games, episodes of The Next Step,
5:57:21 > 5:57:24episodes of Dennis The Menace - it's like a delicious sandwich.
5:57:24 > 5:57:26You eat the sandwich, and then you go to the dentist, and he says,
5:57:26 > 5:57:30"What have you been eating?" and you say, "TV shows."
5:57:30 > 5:57:32Oliver from Newcastle.
5:57:32 > 5:57:34- Right there, there we go. - Where is he? Where is he?
5:57:34 > 5:57:36- I can't even see him.- In bed. - Is he amongst it?
5:57:36 > 5:57:39- He's amongst the mess!- Apparently so.- Don't tidy yourself up, cocker.
5:57:39 > 5:57:41Another little good segment there,
5:57:41 > 5:57:43showcasing people at home's messy bedrooms.
5:57:43 > 5:57:47First of all, Make Me Viral - a good name for a segment,
5:57:47 > 5:57:49but it does sound a bit like you're asking to become ill.
5:57:49 > 5:57:51Make you viral?
5:57:51 > 5:57:53Could be quite a good segment to be on, though,
5:57:53 > 5:57:55get the face out there a bit more, you know?
5:57:55 > 5:57:57"Oh, it's Myles, off of Whoops I Missed The Bus."
5:57:57 > 5:57:58Off of Make Me Viral as well.
5:57:58 > 5:58:01Just got to make the room a bit messy first of all,
5:58:01 > 5:58:03make it a bit of a messy room!
5:58:03 > 5:58:06Can't believe he's done that! Look at that!
5:58:06 > 5:58:09That is atrocious behaviour! The mess of that!
5:58:09 > 5:58:13Get the crew in, get the pictures ready for that.
5:58:13 > 5:58:16That won't just be on Saturday Mash-Up - that'll be on Newsround.
5:58:16 > 5:58:18I can't believe he's done that!
5:58:18 > 5:58:20So, anyway, Mash-Up is good, just a bit unfair for the other
5:58:20 > 5:58:23days of the week, they don't get a look in. What about Monday Mash-Up?
5:58:23 > 5:58:27They've already got the alliteration for you. Monday was so thoughtful.
5:58:27 > 5:58:28You went straight to Saturday!
5:58:30 > 5:58:31Just having a go at the days of the week now.
5:58:31 > 5:58:33I love that show. It could be my favourite.
5:58:33 > 5:58:36After The Next Step, and So Awkward. Oh, and Danger Mouse.
5:58:36 > 5:58:39Any who, what's your favourite CBBC show? You've got 15 seconds.
5:58:39 > 5:58:40Ready, steady go!
5:58:40 > 5:58:45Hi, CBBC, I'm Haris, and I really enjoy watching all of your shows,
5:58:45 > 5:58:48but my favourite one has to be Dragons: Race To The Edge.
5:58:48 > 5:58:51Because of all the plot twists and funny characters,
5:58:51 > 5:58:53it just makes you want to watch more.
5:58:53 > 5:58:59- Nice one!- My favourite show on CBBC is Marrying Mum And Dad
5:58:59 > 5:59:02because it has all of the drama and it's really good.
5:59:02 > 5:59:06My favourite programme on CBBC is Millie Inbetween
5:59:06 > 5:59:09because it's funny, cool and dramatic.
5:59:09 > 5:59:15I love the characters Craig and Lauren and Millie.
5:59:15 > 5:59:19- Cracking!- Our favourite channels are...- So Awkward.
5:59:19 > 5:59:20And The Next Step.
5:59:20 > 5:59:24We love The Next Step because there's lots of drama,
5:59:24 > 5:59:27and So Awkward is...
5:59:27 > 5:59:28ALL: ..so awkward!
5:59:28 > 5:59:30Nice work, mini vloggers.
5:59:30 > 5:59:34Now, should you fancy watching a bunch of CBBC types being gunged,
5:59:34 > 5:59:38you're in luck, because here is a messy gunge-tastic montage
5:59:38 > 5:59:40just for you.
5:59:42 > 5:59:46Stand by, bucketeers! Three, two, one...!
5:59:50 > 5:59:54INDISTINCT SHOUTING
5:59:58 > 5:59:59Oh, it's so cold!
6:00:06 > 6:00:08It's all gone in my pants!
6:00:16 > 6:00:19- BUZZER - I can't hear it.
6:00:21 > 6:00:24- Oh, dear.- So satisfying.- Wow!
6:00:29 > 6:00:32The Secret Life Of Boys is all very dramatic this week.
6:00:32 > 6:00:35There's been a break-up, a confession and a very pampered dad.
6:00:35 > 6:00:37You're going to have good days and bad days, there'll be
6:00:37 > 6:00:41make-ups and break-ups, but the most important thing is...
6:00:41 > 6:00:45Are you trying to have a heart-to-heart with me? Bad Dad.
6:00:45 > 6:00:47Ah...
6:00:47 > 6:00:49Oh, oh, sorry. I thought I might try the same thing.
6:00:49 > 6:00:51I forgot I was supposed to be vlogging.
6:00:51 > 6:00:52With all this drama going on,
6:00:52 > 6:00:55I'm surprised it's not called The Dramatic Life Of Boys.
6:00:55 > 6:00:58Ah, that's given me an idea.
6:00:58 > 6:01:01Introducing an epic Santa trap machine thing,
6:01:01 > 6:01:04a text conversation between father and son
6:01:04 > 6:01:06when the father is clearly busy,
6:01:06 > 6:01:10and something that is going to save the day.
6:01:10 > 6:01:14- HIGH-PITCHED:- Sweet dreams! - GIGGLES
6:01:14 > 6:01:15What is that?!
6:01:15 > 6:01:18Has Ginger got a ventriloquist's doll that she's made into an elf?
6:01:18 > 6:01:20Because that is giving me the shivers.
6:01:20 > 6:01:23Speaking of shivers, Robbie tells Ginger about his fear of flying.
6:01:23 > 6:01:26It's OK, Robbie, I've got a fear of flying apples.
6:01:26 > 6:01:28Yes, flying apples.
6:01:28 > 6:01:32OK, well, it's fine, Robbie. I mean, we all have fears.
6:01:32 > 6:01:35Thanks, Ginger, it's a good job flying apples don't really exist,
6:01:35 > 6:01:37so that I never really have to face one.
6:01:37 > 6:01:39Phew!
6:01:39 > 6:01:40- APPLE WHOOSHES - Do you hear something?
6:01:40 > 6:01:43Aunt Core, is that a new headscarf?
6:01:43 > 6:01:44Aw, thanks, Ginger!
6:01:44 > 6:01:47I actually got this yesterday. It's new and it's...
6:01:47 > 6:01:53- You are working it, girl! - Ginger, we're not coming.- Uh!
6:01:53 > 6:01:56Oh, she wasn't talking to me. That's embarrassing.
6:01:57 > 6:01:59But despite Ginger's charms, she doesn't manage to persuade
6:01:59 > 6:02:01everyone to come over for Ginger-mas.
6:02:01 > 6:02:03Ginger-mas. That's a thing.
6:02:03 > 6:02:05Ginger's upset because we're missing Ginger-mas,
6:02:05 > 6:02:08but what she doesn't realise is that it's all my fault.
6:02:08 > 6:02:11It appears it is. Oh, maybe I could try something like that.
6:02:11 > 6:02:13Laura-mas! Laur-mas!
6:02:14 > 6:02:17Let's stick to Ginger-mas. If anyone shows up, that is!
6:02:17 > 6:02:19I don't want you to put yourself through all that just to get here,
6:02:19 > 6:02:22so I'll just... I'll see you in summer.
6:02:22 > 6:02:26It's OK! You could have Summer-mas! Ginger Summer!
6:02:26 > 6:02:29Summer Ginge-mas! OK, stop, Laura.
6:02:29 > 6:02:31But it doesn't matter, Ginger, because you've still got
6:02:31 > 6:02:33that super creepy doll to keep you company.
6:02:33 > 6:02:37Now, that is scarier than flying apples. And cheese sandwiches.
6:02:37 > 6:02:39Did I mention I have a fear of cheese sandwiches too?
6:02:39 > 6:02:43Come on, Laura, face your fears. Argh!
6:02:48 > 6:02:51- MONITORS BEEP - Screwdriver.
6:02:54 > 6:02:55Pliers.
6:03:01 > 6:03:02Scissors.
6:03:07 > 6:03:08HE SIGHS
6:03:14 > 6:03:16The operation was a success.
6:03:17 > 6:03:19The Wi-Fi's back on!
6:03:19 > 6:03:21Oh...!
6:03:21 > 6:03:24Oh, admit it, that would be the tensest episode of Operation Ouch.
6:03:28 > 6:03:31Doctors Chris and Xand are taking us on another wild ride to
6:03:31 > 6:03:34explore the wonder that is the human body.
6:03:34 > 6:03:37Biology was always one of my favourite subjects in school.
6:03:37 > 6:03:39Do you ever sometimes get that little smug feeling
6:03:39 > 6:03:42when they tell you a fact that you already knew about? Yeah, you do.
6:03:42 > 6:03:45I can see you smiling. It feels good, doesn't it? It feels so good.
6:03:45 > 6:03:48Did you know that in your foot you have...
6:03:55 > 6:03:56Yes.
6:03:56 > 6:03:59Don't Try This At Home is one of my favourite parts of the show,
6:03:59 > 6:04:03showing us just how unbelievable and powerful our bodies really are.
6:04:03 > 6:04:06I've brought us something very, very flexible -
6:04:06 > 6:04:07my friend Kika!
6:04:09 > 6:04:11- Hi, Dr Chris.- Hi, Kika.
6:04:12 > 6:04:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, humans shouldn't be doing that!
6:04:14 > 6:04:16Why are humans doing that? Why she doing that?
6:04:16 > 6:04:17What's the point of her doing that?
6:04:17 > 6:04:20Is she trying to save money on travelling by posting herself
6:04:20 > 6:04:22instead of travelling on a plane? Because that...
6:04:22 > 6:04:24..that's genius!
6:04:24 > 6:04:26HE GROANS
6:04:26 > 6:04:29Dr Chris and Xand found out that our Achilles tendon,
6:04:29 > 6:04:32the most powerful tendon in our body, is also stronger than steel.
6:04:32 > 6:04:35I didn't believe it either, until they pulled this off.
6:04:35 > 6:04:37Or better yet, pulled themselves up.
6:04:37 > 6:04:40- BOTH: Liftoff! - We're off!- Whoa!- We're off!
6:04:41 > 6:04:46This is incredible. The only thing holding us up is a horse tendon!
6:04:46 > 6:04:49If our bodies are truly that amazing and with that much strength
6:04:49 > 6:04:53just in our foot, then why aren't we all superheroes?
6:04:53 > 6:04:55Hello, Mr Strong Foot!
6:04:55 > 6:04:56Hello, Mighty Heel!
6:04:56 > 6:04:59What a wonderful day it is to fight crime with Achilles tendon!
6:04:59 > 6:05:01Yes, it is, truly spiffing!
6:05:01 > 6:05:04The show also focuses on other parts of the health service,
6:05:04 > 6:05:06like the air ambulance crew,
6:05:06 > 6:05:08and naturally, Chris and Xand gave it a go.
6:05:08 > 6:05:12And yes, we do have every right to be concerned.
6:05:12 > 6:05:14We're losing control of the helicopter!
6:05:14 > 6:05:16I don't think I'm going to get the patients down safely!
6:05:20 > 6:05:22- ALARMS BLARE - We're doomed!
6:05:24 > 6:05:27I don't believe it. It's Mr Strong Foot and Mighty Heel!
6:05:27 > 6:05:30- We're saved! - Spiffing!
6:05:30 > 6:05:32Splendid vlogging, my dear chum.
6:05:32 > 6:05:35And now it's time to get your angry emoji face on for
6:05:35 > 6:05:42a little feature that I like to call The Good, The Bad And The Ugly.
6:05:42 > 6:05:45Good is Operation Ouch,
6:05:45 > 6:05:48my bad is The Next Step,
6:05:48 > 6:05:54and my ugly is the drama in The Dumping Ground.
6:05:54 > 6:05:57Good that Amy got back into Next Step,
6:05:57 > 6:05:59bad that you have to wait so long
6:05:59 > 6:06:02for season six of The Dumping Ground to come out
6:06:02 > 6:06:06and ugly, Horrible Histories. Bye!
6:06:06 > 6:06:09Excellent vlogging, my friend. But now, stop what you're doing.
6:06:09 > 6:06:11Unless you're watching this, in which case,
6:06:11 > 6:06:13keep doing what you were doing, but not if you weren't...
6:06:13 > 6:06:15Oh, never mind.
6:06:15 > 6:06:17- What on earth is that? - Mistletoe, innit?
6:06:17 > 6:06:19When two people are under the mistletoe,
6:06:19 > 6:06:21they, like, have to kiss. It's the Christmas rule.
6:06:21 > 6:06:24So you think Marcella's finally going to kiss just
6:06:24 > 6:06:25because of some Christmas rule?
6:06:25 > 6:06:28Yeah, man, it's like the actual law or something, I swear.
6:06:28 > 6:06:30Yeah, and if you break it, the Christmas police arrest you
6:06:30 > 6:06:32- and take you to the North Pole. - Exactly!
6:06:32 > 6:06:35You hear that, Billy? Right, let's do this.
6:06:35 > 6:06:40- Uh...like...Marcella... - What do you want, Mark?
6:06:40 > 6:06:42Can I, like, have, like, a kiss, please?
6:06:42 > 6:06:45- Innit?- Uh...
6:06:45 > 6:06:47Come on, he made that stupid hat and everything.
6:06:47 > 6:06:50- You'll make his Christmas. - It'd make his year.
6:06:52 > 6:06:56- Fine, but literally only cos it's Christmas.- All right, sweet.
6:06:58 > 6:07:00Ooh, mistletoe! Don't mind if I do.
6:07:02 > 6:07:04- Mum! - SHE CHUCKLES
6:07:06 > 6:07:08Hi, Marky.
6:07:08 > 6:07:12- Dude, you just totally kissed your mum.- She's not my mum!
6:07:12 > 6:07:14In that case, you just kissed your teacher,
6:07:14 > 6:07:17which, for my money, is much worse.
6:07:17 > 6:07:21What is my life?! Why does this keep happening to me?!
6:07:22 > 6:07:25- I'm bigger... - Orchid! Hide!
6:07:25 > 6:07:27Wait, Oscar said we can't talk to ourselves,
6:07:27 > 6:07:28but we can talk to other people.
6:07:28 > 6:07:30This will be easy, come on.
6:07:32 > 6:07:35- Orchid, we need to know what month and day it is.- Sure.
6:07:35 > 6:07:37Can you help me open this jar first?
6:07:38 > 6:07:41- BANG - Burn!
6:07:41 > 6:07:44# La la-la, la-la, la-la... #
6:07:44 > 6:07:45At least it didn't get on your face.
6:07:45 > 6:07:49Which reminds me, can you help me open this other jar?
6:07:49 > 6:07:52Orchid, please leave.
6:07:52 > 6:07:54Five, six, seven, eight.
6:07:54 > 6:07:55- What?- Oh.- Oh!
6:07:55 > 6:07:57Oh! Oh!
6:07:57 > 6:07:59Oh! Oh!
6:07:59 > 6:08:02LAUREN CHEERS
6:08:02 > 6:08:05- That was amazing. That was so good.- Yeah, I know.
6:08:05 > 6:08:07I would have joined in, but...
6:08:07 > 6:08:09You know what, don't worry, it was just off the cuff.
6:08:09 > 6:08:12You're a nasty man for sending your son away.
6:08:12 > 6:08:15You have precisely 25...
6:08:15 > 6:08:20Oh, no, 24 minutes to stop that sale.
6:08:20 > 6:08:22And to resign from being councillor.
6:08:22 > 6:08:24And to get Frank his job back.
6:08:24 > 6:08:26Or that baby goes viral.
6:08:30 > 6:08:33No. That's...
6:08:35 > 6:08:36Janet!
6:08:41 > 6:08:42Penfold, the Baron can still do
6:08:42 > 6:08:44a lot of damage with that traffic controller.
6:08:44 > 6:08:46We've got to control him!
6:08:46 > 6:08:48A futile gesture, Danger Mouse.
6:08:48 > 6:08:53Then I can still stop you with my traffic controller!
6:08:53 > 6:08:56HE STRAINS
6:09:00 > 6:09:03HE GROANS
6:09:09 > 6:09:12Well, if that wasn't the best 15 minutes of your week,
6:09:12 > 6:09:13then I can't help you.
6:09:13 > 6:09:15But keep your eyes peeled for Whoops I Missed 2017,
6:09:15 > 6:09:19which has the very best bits from the whole year of CBBC.
6:09:19 > 6:09:22Now, driver, it's raining, so I need you to pull over this time, please.
6:09:22 > 6:09:24Oh, dear!