5:53:56 > 5:53:58CBBC enthusiasts, take your seats.
5:53:58 > 5:54:03We're launching a Whoopstastic recap of this week's CBBC in 3, 2, 1...
5:54:03 > 5:54:05Houston, we've missed the bus...
5:54:05 > 5:54:07There's this hair-raising stuff.
5:54:07 > 5:54:10THEY HOWL
5:54:10 > 5:54:13There's this little dog from Wigan.
5:54:13 > 5:54:16- I can't believe it's you. - I can't believe it's you!
5:54:16 > 5:54:17Who are you...?
5:54:17 > 5:54:20And Rhys shows us what he's made of.
5:54:20 > 5:54:23Wash away the failure. Ha-ha-ha(!)
5:54:23 > 5:54:25Seven days of CBBC,
5:54:25 > 5:54:27one epic episode - what more could you wish for?
5:54:27 > 5:54:29Well, perhaps three fabulous vloggers.
5:54:29 > 5:54:31It's Myles, Rhys and Tee Cee!
5:54:31 > 5:54:35Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to watch all of CBBC.
5:54:35 > 5:54:38ALL OF IT. Now, GO! Go, go, go, go!
5:54:41 > 5:54:44Now, please welcome to the small screen
5:54:44 > 5:54:45CBBC's very own funnyman
5:54:45 > 5:54:50who loves a slice of strawberry flun (flan) - it's Myles!
5:54:50 > 5:54:53I'm in charge of the kitchen in this house.
5:54:53 > 5:54:56And I'm in charge of the kitchen in this house.
5:54:56 > 5:54:58Oh, it's awful.
5:55:04 > 5:55:08In this episode, Jack is off on tour with his water polo team, of course.
5:55:08 > 5:55:10He's so excited.
5:55:10 > 5:55:12Woo! Good catch.
5:55:12 > 5:55:14Myles, we're getting ice cream. Are you excited?
5:55:14 > 5:55:16- Woo! Good catch.- Wow, OK.
5:55:16 > 5:55:18Our two dogs - Rumpole and Bruno - are leaving too.
5:55:18 > 5:55:21- They're going... - Hollywood? Start the acting career?
5:55:21 > 5:55:23They're going to be models walking along the catwalk?
5:55:23 > 5:55:25Don't let them go there. That'll be...a disaster.
5:55:25 > 5:55:28- Where are the dogs going? - They're going to the kennels.
5:55:28 > 5:55:30Oh, right. That... That sounds
5:55:30 > 5:55:32a reasonable place for a dog to be, actually.
5:55:32 > 5:55:34I shouldn't have judged. Good.
5:55:34 > 5:55:36But it isn't just about dogs on this cooking show.
5:55:36 > 5:55:39I mean, it'd be a strange cooking show if it was just predominately
5:55:39 > 5:55:41about dogs on a cooking show. It's a cooking show.
5:55:41 > 5:55:44- I mean, Tilda cooks. - Cooking is what I love best.
5:55:44 > 5:55:47So they decided to throw Jack a goodbye dinner by making him
5:55:47 > 5:55:49a massive, massive dinner,
5:55:49 > 5:55:52because nothing quite says "See you soon" like a stomach-ache.
5:55:52 > 5:55:53It's going to be massive.
5:55:53 > 5:55:54Massive.
5:55:54 > 5:55:57But she's also getting a little bit emotional.
5:55:57 > 5:55:58Makes me cry.
5:55:58 > 5:56:01- 'That's the onions making me cry.' - You're rubbish.
5:56:01 > 5:56:04Also, if onions make people cry, then what makes an onion cry?
5:56:04 > 5:56:07Or is being an onion simply sad enough?
5:56:07 > 5:56:09ONION SOBS
5:56:09 > 5:56:11"I'm an onion."
5:56:11 > 5:56:14As I said, though, Matilda doesn't just make dishes of normal sizes.
5:56:14 > 5:56:18To say farewell to her brother, she's making quite a big burger.
5:56:18 > 5:56:22A giant burger. Jack's definitely going to love this.
5:56:22 > 5:56:24That's making me feel funny, food that size.
5:56:24 > 5:56:26Makes me feel a bit tiny,
5:56:26 > 5:56:29like my place in the universe is insignificant.
5:56:29 > 5:56:32I'm just lost and floating through space trying to find meaning
5:56:32 > 5:56:34and then we just stumble across a big old...
5:56:36 > 5:56:39That's a big old burger from Matilda And The Ramsay Bunch.
5:56:43 > 5:56:45Dobra robotaaaa!
5:56:45 > 5:56:47That's "Well done" in Polish.
5:56:47 > 5:56:49Now it's time to catch up with a fascinating species -
5:56:49 > 5:56:53they're mini vloggers - it's our 15 Second Fans!
5:56:53 > 5:56:54Hi, CBBC.
5:56:54 > 5:56:56My favourite show is Got What It Takes?
5:56:56 > 5:56:58because it's so funny,
5:56:58 > 5:57:01and sometimes it gets sad, but I still love it, because it has
5:57:01 > 5:57:03singing in it, and it's all about singing,
5:57:03 > 5:57:06and my favourite episode is the one where they get gunged.
5:57:06 > 5:57:08Nice work.
5:57:08 > 5:57:09I LOVE Remotely Funny,
5:57:09 > 5:57:11because the kids' parents
5:57:11 > 5:57:13get to embarrass the children,
5:57:13 > 5:57:17and that Finnish gravy looked SOOO awful.
5:57:17 > 5:57:19Well done!
5:57:19 > 5:57:20Hi, CBBC.
5:57:20 > 5:57:21My favourite programme
5:57:21 > 5:57:23has got to be The Dumping Ground,
5:57:23 > 5:57:25because I love Cam, because she has loads of make-up
5:57:25 > 5:57:27and I love fashion as well, and make-up like hers.
5:57:27 > 5:57:30And also the reason why I like it is because it has lots of drama in it.
5:57:30 > 5:57:32Lovely work.
5:57:32 > 5:57:34My favourite show is Newsround because you can keep up to date
5:57:34 > 5:57:36with the biggest stories around the world.
5:57:36 > 5:57:38My favourite show is Blue Peter
5:57:38 > 5:57:41because there's lots of adventures every day.
5:57:41 > 5:57:44- We love CBBC! - We love CBBC!
5:57:44 > 5:57:48I am truly humbled to be in your talented presence.
5:57:48 > 5:57:50But I want more!
5:57:50 > 5:57:53So send us your 15-second vlog all about your favourite CBBC shows
5:57:53 > 5:57:56through the Whoops web page. Go on, then, do it now.
5:57:56 > 5:57:59Now, Wolfblood fans of the world, unite and prepare yourself
5:57:59 > 5:58:04for an exclusive back-seat chat with Wolfblood stars Selina and TJ.
5:58:04 > 5:58:07Oh, it's FURRY exciting. Ha! Do you get it? Furry? FURRY?!
5:58:07 > 5:58:09Cos they're wolves!
5:58:09 > 5:58:12Selina and TJ, or should I say Rukku and Louis,
5:58:12 > 5:58:13delighted to meet you both.
5:58:13 > 5:58:16Make yourself comfy and we'll get this bus going.
5:58:16 > 5:58:18Oh, and keep your paws off the seats, will you?
5:58:18 > 5:58:21Do an impression of each other's character.
5:58:21 > 5:58:24I'm TJ and I am SO good looking. Like, look at me.
5:58:24 > 5:58:26Hiya, I'm Selina.
5:58:26 > 5:58:30I'm-I'm really pretty but I'm also like wow-chikka-wow-ow!
5:58:30 > 5:58:33Rukku, describe Louis in one word.
5:58:34 > 5:58:38Um... I'd say funny. I think Louis's really funny.
5:58:38 > 5:58:39Diva.
5:58:39 > 5:58:41Didn't even have to think about that. Diva.
5:58:41 > 5:58:45- Would you rather have a Wolfblood super smell or super speed.- Speed.
5:58:45 > 5:58:47- Yeah, super speed. 100%. - Super speed, man.
5:58:47 > 5:58:50The amount of times I'm late for, like... I'm late for everything.
5:58:50 > 5:58:52Cos I wouldn't want to smell horrible things
5:58:52 > 5:58:54so I think super speed would be better for me.
5:58:54 > 5:58:57- Do you have any secret talents? - Oh, secret talents.- Um...- Um...
5:58:57 > 5:58:59I can do this.
5:59:02 > 5:59:04That's about it.
5:59:04 > 5:59:06I don't think it's a secret talent,
5:59:06 > 5:59:09but I think I'm really, really strong.
5:59:09 > 5:59:11Give us your own rendition of the Wolfblood theme tune.
5:59:11 > 5:59:14HE BEATBOXES
5:59:14 > 5:59:16# We're running with the wolves tonight
5:59:16 > 5:59:19- # The wolves - We're running with the wol-lv-es-es
5:59:19 > 5:59:21- # Ooh - Tonight
5:59:21 > 5:59:23# Running with the wolves. #
5:59:23 > 5:59:25Yeah.
5:59:25 > 5:59:26LAUGHTER
5:59:26 > 5:59:30How long can you howl in one go? HE HOWLS
5:59:31 > 5:59:34- Shall we do it together?- Yeah.- OK.
5:59:34 > 5:59:36THEY HOWL
5:59:44 > 5:59:45I'm done.
5:59:45 > 5:59:48SHE CONTINUES HOWLING
5:59:48 > 5:59:50Your lungs are massive!
5:59:50 > 5:59:51Lovely stuff.
5:59:51 > 5:59:54You have proven yourselves to be an extremely entertaining pair
5:59:54 > 5:59:56and may remain on the bus.
5:59:56 > 5:59:59HE HOWLS
5:59:59 > 6:00:01Ha-ha! It's fun because we're wolves.
6:00:01 > 6:00:03HE HOWLS THEY HOWL
6:00:08 > 6:00:12So, as you can see, the human body is made of up to 60% water.
6:00:12 > 6:00:15We also have a number of organs, including the heart... What?
6:00:15 > 6:00:18You said, "Show me what you're made of."
6:00:18 > 6:00:21How will they scrub up when they take on one of their toughest
6:00:21 > 6:00:24tests so far? Working in a cosmetics factory.
6:00:24 > 6:00:27Now, I'm not really one for cosmetics or any...
6:00:27 > 6:00:29Don't they have to do your make-up when you're on TV?
6:00:29 > 6:00:31Ah! Mind your business.
6:00:31 > 6:00:34Like I said, I'm not really one for cosmetics,
6:00:34 > 6:00:37but loads of people that I do know are. Must be worth quite a bit.
6:00:37 > 6:00:41The global cosmetics and toiletries industry was recently
6:00:41 > 6:00:47estimated to be worth a whopping £375 billion.
6:00:47 > 6:00:48HE SCREAMS
6:00:48 > 6:00:50I didn't know numbers that high existed.
6:00:50 > 6:00:52I thought it was a myth.
6:00:52 > 6:00:54So, the team gets stuck in with tasks that include making
6:00:54 > 6:00:58bubble-bath bars that look like Swiss rolls and making bath bombs
6:00:58 > 6:01:00that look like someone went overboard with blue crayon.
6:01:00 > 6:01:03But they do smell heavenly.
6:01:03 > 6:01:06Does anyone remember that thing we used to use in a bath?
6:01:06 > 6:01:07Oh, what was it again?
6:01:07 > 6:01:09Um... Oh, yeah! Soap!
6:01:09 > 6:01:13But the teens soon found out that this line of work isn't as
6:01:13 > 6:01:15glamorous as they first thought.
6:01:15 > 6:01:19I knew it would be hard but not as hard as it feels.
6:01:19 > 6:01:21Poor Tom couldn't even get his gloves on at the start.
6:01:21 > 6:01:23How long does it take to put a pair of gloves on? Come on.
6:01:23 > 6:01:25HE BLOWS
6:01:25 > 6:01:27Whoa-oh!
6:01:27 > 6:01:28HE BLOWS
6:01:28 > 6:01:31And things just go from bad to worse when he ends up getting demoted,
6:01:31 > 6:01:34but you wouldn't know with the way he reacts to it.
6:01:34 > 6:01:38LAUGHING: I got 83 less than I should have done but, you know...
6:01:38 > 6:01:40I quite like his attitude, actually.
6:01:40 > 6:01:42Maybe that should have been my life motto.
6:01:42 > 6:01:44Like whenever I did badly on a test...
6:01:46 > 6:01:48- Ha... - HE CRIES
6:01:50 > 6:01:52Wash away the failure.
6:01:52 > 6:01:55Eventually the team finished all their tasks on the factory floor
6:01:55 > 6:01:57and it's time for the evaluation.
6:01:57 > 6:02:00Dum-dum-dum!
6:02:01 > 6:02:06If they were over 18, would you be willing to hire any of our five?
6:02:06 > 6:02:08I would hire three of you.
6:02:10 > 6:02:12And that would be the girls.
6:02:12 > 6:02:13Amazing!
6:02:13 > 6:02:15THEY CLAP
6:02:15 > 6:02:18Well done, girls. And pull your socks up next week, boys.
6:02:18 > 6:02:22You know what? I'm sorry, but 375 billion is ridiculous.
6:02:22 > 6:02:24I've got to get in on some of that action.
6:02:24 > 6:02:26OK, so I don't have that blue powdery stuff,
6:02:26 > 6:02:31but what I do have is flour, chocolate stars, soap, bath bomb...
6:02:31 > 6:02:32Go!
6:02:32 > 6:02:33SPLASH
6:02:33 > 6:02:35BUBBLING
6:02:35 > 6:02:36Get out! Save yourself! Go!
6:02:36 > 6:02:38LOUD EXPLOSION
6:02:38 > 6:02:40HE COUGHS
6:02:40 > 6:02:42Maybe I'll just stick to soap.
6:02:47 > 6:02:51Hey, Whoopsters! How you doin'? No, but stop yelling.
6:02:51 > 6:02:53Yo, Whoopsters! What up, Dawwwwg?
6:02:54 > 6:02:55But you're trying too hard.
6:02:55 > 6:02:57Whoopsters, pleleleleleleboop.
6:03:01 > 6:03:02Lucky for you,
6:03:02 > 6:03:05that's not the weirdest thing you'll see in this vlog.
6:03:05 > 6:03:07Where else can you find a dog singing...
6:03:07 > 6:03:10# I'm constantly upset... #
6:03:10 > 6:03:12..celebrities being insulted...
6:03:12 > 6:03:13That was your life!
6:03:13 > 6:03:16I've never seen anything so dull and harrowing in equal measure..
6:03:16 > 6:03:19..people being flushed down the toilet...
6:03:20 > 6:03:22How did that get in there? Wrong clip.
6:03:22 > 6:03:24Flush 'em away!
6:03:24 > 6:03:26FLUSHING AND SCREAMING
6:03:26 > 6:03:28You guessed right! It's Hacker time!
6:03:28 > 6:03:31# My my my programme hits you so hard
6:03:31 > 6:03:34# Makes you say 'Ooh, my word'
6:03:34 > 6:03:36# For watching me, it's tele
6:03:36 > 6:03:38# But not what you usually see. #
6:03:38 > 6:03:41Hands down, this is definitely one of my favourite shows on CBBC.
6:03:41 > 6:03:46One of this week's guests was your hero and mine...
6:03:46 > 6:03:50- I can see it so clearly.- What? What is it? Is it a crocodile? A zebra?
6:03:50 > 6:03:54- A hippopotamus? - No. The lens cap on the binoculars.
6:03:54 > 6:03:58I'll let you in to a little secret, Whoopsters. Come closer.
6:03:58 > 6:04:00I've always wanted to go on this show.
6:04:00 > 6:04:03- PHONE RINGS - I wonder who that could be?
6:04:05 > 6:04:10- Well, if it isn't your lucky day! - Hacker! I can't believe it's you!
6:04:10 > 6:04:14- I can't believe it's you! Who are you...?- I'm Tee Cee from...
6:04:14 > 6:04:16Oh, whatever. I'll interview you.
6:04:16 > 6:04:19Tee Caesar, how many buses have you missed in your lifetime?
6:04:19 > 6:04:23I'm guessing it's a lot, cocker. Is that why they put you on the show?
6:04:23 > 6:04:26Cos you missed the bus?! Do you see?!
6:04:26 > 6:04:29Well... I'd like to believe it's because I'm a good vlogger.
6:04:29 > 6:04:33I'll be the judge of that. Larry, run the clips.
6:04:33 > 6:04:36# I got honey on my pizza Honey on my pizza... #
6:04:36 > 6:04:39Move over, Beyonce, cos that girl can sing!
6:04:39 > 6:04:41I hink he said Heter Han.
6:04:42 > 6:04:45SHE GRUNTS
6:04:45 > 6:04:49- Absolute rubbish. Now, Tee Ceiling...- Yes, Hacker.
6:04:49 > 6:04:51How well do you get on with the other Whoops vloggers?
6:04:51 > 6:04:53Really well, actually.
6:04:53 > 6:04:56In fact, me, Laura and Rhys had a great time catching up with
6:04:56 > 6:04:57some of the Next Step cast.
6:04:57 > 6:05:00Oh, my gosh, you should have seen Rhys with that broom, and Laura...
6:05:00 > 6:05:03Turn it off now. Turn it off. I am bored to tears.
6:05:03 > 6:05:06- But what? You've only... - Get out. Just stop it.
6:05:08 > 6:05:10Well, that was short-lived.
6:05:10 > 6:05:12But at least I got to go on the show.
6:05:12 > 6:05:14Sort of.
6:05:14 > 6:05:17Imagine all I had to do was speak out my wish and it just happened.
6:05:17 > 6:05:21I wonder who else would call me if I just wished for it.
6:05:21 > 6:05:23PHONE RINGS
6:05:23 > 6:05:25OMG, this cannot be happening.
6:05:25 > 6:05:29# When I am with you There's no place I'd rather be
6:05:29 > 6:05:31# No, no, no, no, no... #
6:05:31 > 6:05:34No place I'd rather be.
6:05:34 > 6:05:37I wished to have a sing-a-long call with the actual Jess Glynne,
6:05:37 > 6:05:39not the other Whoops vloggers.
6:05:39 > 6:05:44No, no, no, no, not Rhys and Myles, no.
6:05:44 > 6:05:48And that's a five-star review for you in the Whoops Weekly.
6:05:48 > 6:05:52Bravo! To celebrate, why not play along with our latest round of...
6:05:54 > 6:05:58A yes-no is a no. A no-no is definitely a no.
6:05:58 > 6:06:00Only a yes-yes is a yes. Yes?
6:06:01 > 6:06:04Guess whom?
6:06:04 > 6:06:09A no-no is a no. A yes-no is also a no. Only a yes-yes is a yes. Yes?
6:06:10 > 6:06:15I was being Sharon, which is Millie's mum from Millie Inbetween.
6:06:15 > 6:06:17Today on CBBC...
6:06:17 > 6:06:19Well, we're going to be watching some great shows,
6:06:19 > 6:06:22and since it's Tuesday, there's a Fave at 5...
6:06:22 > 6:06:25It's the Next Step!
6:06:25 > 6:06:28Guess whom?
6:06:28 > 6:06:30Next Step - Tuesday!
6:06:30 > 6:06:324 O'Clock Club - Thursday! ..Friday, ah...
6:06:32 > 6:06:34I'm impersonating Karim.
6:06:34 > 6:06:37Crumbs, Chief,
6:06:37 > 6:06:40what happens if we press that big red button over there?
6:06:40 > 6:06:42Guess whom?
6:06:42 > 6:06:46- Crumbs, Chief, what happened? - I found the off button.
6:06:46 > 6:06:48I was Penfold from Danger Mouse.
6:06:48 > 6:06:51And another Guess Whomer crosses the finish line.
6:06:51 > 6:06:54Join in the fun yourself, why don't you, by sending in your short CBBC
6:06:54 > 6:06:58impression, remembering to reveal who you were to the Whoops web page.
6:06:58 > 6:07:00Guess whom?
6:07:00 > 6:07:03Now, I'll put that bit there, smoosh that bit in after that,
6:07:03 > 6:07:07ramp up the sound for this OMD moment to finish, and ha-ha, done!
6:07:07 > 6:07:10Cue my CBBC-tastic mega montage!
6:07:10 > 6:07:13# I love a joke but I don't like the feeling of seeing Isaac
6:07:13 > 6:07:17# Getting suspended and I'm the reason, feeling guilty
6:07:17 > 6:07:22# I think that I should start a campaign, called Bring Back Isaac
6:07:22 > 6:07:25# Yeah, I need to Bring Back Isaac.
6:07:25 > 6:07:28- # Make some posters called - Bring Back Isaac!
6:07:28 > 6:07:30- # Tea coasters say - Bring Back Isaac!
6:07:30 > 6:07:33- # Even my greengrocer says - Bring Back Isaac!
6:07:33 > 6:07:36# What if I said he was lying to protect me?
6:07:36 > 6:07:39# I stole the key while I tickled his belly
6:07:39 > 6:07:41# Or I could make a mess so filthy, they'll need a mop.
6:07:41 > 6:07:44# They'll beg Isaac to come back and clean it up! #
6:07:44 > 6:07:46No-one does more for the team,
6:07:46 > 6:07:49the school and his friends than this boy.
6:07:49 > 6:07:53He might not be sporty, but he uses what he has to make a difference.
6:07:53 > 6:07:58Boggy, in everything you do, you show us how to be a real friend, so,
6:07:58 > 6:08:03with Ms Savage's permission, I'd like to present this trophy -
6:08:03 > 6:08:07Sports Personality Of The Year - to Hugo Someboggy Bogsin.
6:08:07 > 6:08:10CHEERING
6:08:12 > 6:08:13Go on, Boggy!
6:08:21 > 6:08:24Now, Keira has also sent us in the Keira wave,
6:08:24 > 6:08:27where you shake your leg and then you move your arms like a wave.
6:08:31 > 6:08:33Nice!
6:08:33 > 6:08:36And we have another dance move sent in by Olivia, which is called
6:08:36 > 6:08:38the Rock.
6:08:38 > 6:08:40You just simply have to swing forwards and backwards. The Rock.
6:08:40 > 6:08:44- Oh, right, are you rocking? - Easy, this one.- Anybody can do this.
6:08:44 > 6:08:46Nothing could possibly go WRONG!
6:08:46 > 6:08:49- Oh! Oh! Are you OK? - Does your pelvis grow back?
6:08:49 > 6:08:53That's it. End of the show. Oh, what on earth am I going to do now?!
6:08:53 > 6:08:56What, catch up with all of this and more on the CBBC iPlayer?
6:08:56 > 6:08:58Yeah, all right! I'll give that a go.
6:08:58 > 6:09:01Now, time to find my bus pass. Hang on! No, wait for me! Mum? Hiya.
6:09:01 > 6:09:03Yeah, I missed it again.