Episode 20

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3:52:28 > 3:52:31Get your party face ready because we're spending the next 30 minutes

3:52:31 > 3:52:35whizzing through an entire year's worth of CBBC gold.

3:52:35 > 3:52:38This is Whoops I Missed 2017.

3:52:38 > 3:52:39We've got bloopers...

3:52:39 > 3:52:40Stop it!

3:52:41 > 3:52:44No! It's fine, it's fine!

3:52:44 > 3:52:46..we've got you lot.

3:52:46 > 3:52:49It's adventurous, you do lots of fun games.

3:52:49 > 3:52:51Remember when this happened?

3:52:51 > 3:52:55- Harrison! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

3:52:55 > 3:52:58And Rhys shows us his Christmas rapping.

3:52:58 > 3:53:00HE RAPS

3:53:04 > 3:53:05In true Vlogmas tradition,

3:53:05 > 3:53:08our festive friends are primed and ready to share their top picks

3:53:08 > 3:53:10for 2017.

3:53:10 > 3:53:13It's Laura, Myles and Rhys.

3:53:13 > 3:53:16# So here it is, Merry Christmas

3:53:16 > 3:53:18# Everybody's having fun

3:53:18 > 3:53:20# Look to the future now

3:53:20 > 3:53:24- # It's only just begun. # - MUSIC SKIPS

3:53:24 > 3:53:26Of course it's only just begun, it's the future.

3:53:26 > 3:53:28The future's always just begun.

3:53:31 > 3:53:33Kicking off our reminiscent ramble through 2017

3:53:33 > 3:53:35with his favourite show of the year, it's the one,

3:53:35 > 3:53:40the only, Myles and his Christmas jumper. He's wacky.

3:53:40 > 3:53:42This year is coming to an end so it's time to take a little

3:53:42 > 3:53:45look back. Ah, don't look back.

3:53:45 > 3:53:48Time to have a look back at one of my favourite shows this year,

3:53:48 > 3:53:50Whoops I Missed The... Horrible Histories.

3:53:50 > 3:53:51It's Horrible Histories.

3:53:51 > 3:53:54Yeah, Myles here from News.

3:53:54 > 3:53:56Why is that your favourite show this year?

3:53:56 > 3:53:58Well, person who looks like me,

3:53:58 > 3:54:01if I ever find myself at a party making a conversation,

3:54:01 > 3:54:04I've actually caught myself just reciting facts

3:54:04 > 3:54:06that I've learnt from Horrible Histories,

3:54:06 > 3:54:08passing off that information as if it's just,

3:54:08 > 3:54:11"Oh, these are just things I just know, I'm a clever boy."

3:54:11 > 3:54:14If a conversation just stops and suddenly gets awkward, "Cavemen...

3:54:15 > 3:54:17"..do you like them?"

3:54:17 > 3:54:19Food, yum. I love food.

3:54:19 > 3:54:20Such a foodie.

3:54:21 > 3:54:24Erm, that's paint made from charcoal and beetles' blood.

3:54:24 > 3:54:25Yeah, and the cave paintings,

3:54:25 > 3:54:28they were made from charcoal and beetles' blood so...

3:54:28 > 3:54:30Didn't you get that from Horrible Histories?

3:54:30 > 3:54:33Er...

3:54:33 > 3:54:37No, person at a party, it's Awful Ancient Times.

3:54:37 > 3:54:39- My own one. - I haven't heard of that.

3:54:39 > 3:54:40Well, no, cos it's been changed,

3:54:40 > 3:54:42they've changed it to A Pretty Poor Past.

3:54:42 > 3:54:45- Is that a real one?- No, it's called The Good Old Days...

3:54:45 > 3:54:46..Or Not.

3:54:48 > 3:54:50No, yes, I am just telling you things I've learned from

3:54:50 > 3:54:52Horrible Histories. Please don't tell CBBC.

3:54:52 > 3:54:54This isn't recording, is it? Is that going to them?

3:54:54 > 3:54:56I mean, this is art for art's sake.

3:54:56 > 3:55:00The first time the nascent human is crying out, look at me.

3:55:00 > 3:55:02That did make me wonder what the first-ever conversation

3:55:02 > 3:55:05might have been. I imagine it was when a caveman

3:55:05 > 3:55:07wanted to address something awkward that had happened

3:55:07 > 3:55:09between another caveman and they were just like...

3:55:12 > 3:55:13"Can we talk?"

3:55:15 > 3:55:17"Er... Yeah?"

3:55:19 > 3:55:21- "What?"- "I don't know what this is."

3:55:21 > 3:55:24"Let's just ignore it. Walk that way, walk different ways."

3:55:24 > 3:55:26I love the idea as well that even when cavemen were about,

3:55:26 > 3:55:29art was being made. Cave paintings were probably like

3:55:29 > 3:55:31the first-ever art galleries in a way.

3:55:31 > 3:55:33You'd walk around a cave in silence with your arms

3:55:33 > 3:55:36behind your back, nodding slowly as if you're taking it all in,

3:55:36 > 3:55:38pretending to know what it could possibly all mean.

3:55:38 > 3:55:41"Oh, the red strokes here on the cave wall,

3:55:41 > 3:55:45"they're vibrant yet hollow, they're loud yet quiet."

3:55:45 > 3:55:47"That was a picture of a mammoth I started doing, Steve."

3:55:47 > 3:55:51"Well, it's a good mammoth is what I'm saying. Can I buy it?"

3:55:51 > 3:55:54"You want to buy the cave wall? You can't buy a cave wall, Steve.

3:55:54 > 3:55:56"Are you all right?" "Sorry, I started speaking yesterday

3:55:56 > 3:55:59"and it's really confusing. Can I at least sort of buy that printed

3:55:59 > 3:56:02"like on a tote bag or a mug? Do you do it on mugs?

3:56:02 > 3:56:03"Do it on bookmarks?"

3:56:04 > 3:56:06Another exuberant work.

3:56:06 > 3:56:08You've got to check out the rest of his stuff.

3:56:08 > 3:56:10- Actually, that one's a warning sign. - GROWLING

3:56:10 > 3:56:13- Beware of the sabre-tooth tiger. - SCREAMING

3:56:13 > 3:56:14When you go to paint something you may worry,

3:56:14 > 3:56:16"Well, what is my style here?"

3:56:16 > 3:56:19Even if you don't have a style, maybe that is your style?

3:56:19 > 3:56:22At least that's what I tell myself when I'm filming this.

3:56:22 > 3:56:24The problem is, there are so many new and unusual styles of art

3:56:24 > 3:56:27that it's hard to know which one to choose.

3:56:27 > 3:56:28I think that's why Horrible Histories

3:56:28 > 3:56:30is my favourite show this year just cos I've learnt a lot.

3:56:30 > 3:56:32There's so many different styles of art.

3:56:32 > 3:56:35- There's Impressionism. - HIGH-PITCHED:- Gosh, guys, ho-ho!

3:56:35 > 3:56:37- NORMALLY:- That's Mickey Mouse. There's Minimalism. Erm...

3:56:37 > 3:56:39Not really much to say about that one.

3:56:39 > 3:56:42And one of my favourite art styles, Surrealism,

3:56:42 > 3:56:44where I'd have like 12 mouths now

3:56:44 > 3:56:46and my arms would be made entirely of apples.

3:56:46 > 3:56:48So that was an episode all about art from the past

3:56:48 > 3:56:50but I just wonder what art in the future will look like.

3:56:52 > 3:56:54Did you draw anything today?

3:56:55 > 3:56:56So it's probably that.

3:56:56 > 3:56:58Lovely work, you fine fellow.

3:56:58 > 3:57:00And now, for the final time this year,

3:57:00 > 3:57:04may I introduce our fantastically festive 15 Second Fans.

3:57:04 > 3:57:05Take it away, my little elves.

3:57:05 > 3:57:08My favourite show on CBBC is The Next Step

3:57:08 > 3:57:11because I love all the drama and I love dance.

3:57:11 > 3:57:16My favourite character is Riley cos of her personality and confidence.

3:57:16 > 3:57:18- Nice work!- Hi, CBBC. My name's Harry

3:57:18 > 3:57:21and I love The Dumping Ground cos it's adventurous,

3:57:21 > 3:57:23they do lots of fun games.

3:57:23 > 3:57:25And it's the best.

3:57:25 > 3:57:30- Get in!- My favourite show on CBBC has to be Horrible Histories.

3:57:30 > 3:57:32It's just really, really funny.

3:57:32 > 3:57:35I like the gore from the gory parts.

3:57:35 > 3:57:39And I love funny things and I just like making jokes.

3:57:39 > 3:57:44- Lovely work.- My favourite show on CBBC is Match Of The Day Kickabout

3:57:44 > 3:57:48because I absolutely love football.

3:57:48 > 3:57:50My other favourite show is Jamie Johnson

3:57:50 > 3:57:54cos he gets up to loads of mischief and he loves football.

3:57:54 > 3:57:58- Brilliant!- I'm Charlotte! - And I'm Lyndsay!

3:57:58 > 3:58:01- BOTH:- And we love The Next Step.

3:58:01 > 3:58:03Because we love to dance.

3:58:03 > 3:58:06And we love all the great drama.

3:58:06 > 3:58:10- Nice work!- My favourite episodes are Junior Bake Off,

3:58:10 > 3:58:13Horrible Histories and The Next Step.

3:58:13 > 3:58:17I've attempted the quiz of Find Your Tribe

3:58:17 > 3:58:21and I'm the quizlets. Bye!

3:58:21 > 3:58:24Well done. You lot really are the LOLs in our Christmas cracker.

3:58:24 > 3:58:27Now, prepare to get all nostalgic for the year that was 2017.

3:58:27 > 3:58:31I've made you the full A to Z of the most hilarious,

3:58:31 > 3:58:33action-packed moments of CBBC.

3:58:33 > 3:58:36- Are you ready for this? - Yes.- OK, amazing.

3:58:36 > 3:58:37Three, two, one.

3:58:37 > 3:58:39Oh!

3:58:42 > 3:58:47Hello and welcome thee to a very live and a very special Blue Peter.

3:58:47 > 3:58:49Oh! Stand back, stand back!

3:58:49 > 3:58:53Today, I'll be reading from one of the most important literary works

3:58:53 > 3:58:57of our time. Mr Christopher, Self-Taught Talent.

3:58:57 > 3:58:59You can't learn it, so don't try.

3:59:13 > 3:59:15Oh, I've made it worse.

3:59:15 > 3:59:17It absolutely stinks here today.

3:59:17 > 3:59:19Shut up!

3:59:19 > 3:59:22Hello and welcome to the Gamers' Room.

3:59:22 > 3:59:24Today we are kicking things off with a brand-new game

3:59:24 > 3:59:26that CBBC has to offer.

3:59:26 > 3:59:30# I know now, come what may

3:59:30 > 3:59:35# There's nothing left to say... #

3:59:47 > 3:59:49What a strike from the young man!

3:59:54 > 3:59:57It's lovely to see you, we are live at the CBBC Summer Social!

3:59:57 > 4:00:00Yeah!

4:00:00 > 4:00:03Three, two, one, open your eyes!

4:00:14 > 4:00:17- Whip/Nae Nae. I'm right, yeah? - Of course!

4:00:19 > 4:00:22What is my coffee order?

4:00:22 > 4:00:25Flat white, no sugar.

4:00:26 > 4:00:27It's a flat white!

4:00:27 > 4:00:29Do you have the courage to face Nevar's wrath

4:00:29 > 4:00:31in the Last Stand?

4:00:33 > 4:00:36- Wait, stop! - SCREAMING

4:00:36 > 4:00:38Wow! I wasn't expecting that!

4:00:38 > 4:00:40The winner is...

4:00:42 > 4:00:44..The Next Step!

4:00:54 > 4:00:56BUZZER

4:00:57 > 4:00:58A sloth bear.

4:00:58 > 4:01:01- It's an innocent gibbon.- Oh!

4:01:07 > 4:01:09Ahhhh!

4:01:17 > 4:01:19OK...

4:01:19 > 4:01:21- 16!- Yes!

4:01:23 > 4:01:25You got it one!

4:01:25 > 4:01:27Yeah!

4:01:32 > 4:01:35Jurgen did a poo? Oh, man, he promised us a roller-coaster.

4:01:35 > 4:01:36HE PASSES WIND

4:01:43 > 4:01:45HE RAPS:

4:02:07 > 4:02:09# He's the greatest

4:02:09 > 4:02:10# He's fantastic

4:02:21 > 4:02:23# Danger Mouse

4:02:24 > 4:02:25# Danger Mouse

4:02:26 > 4:02:31# Danger Mouse

4:02:41 > 4:02:43# He's the greatest

4:02:43 > 4:02:45# He's fantastic

4:02:55 > 4:02:56# Danger Mouse

4:02:57 > 4:02:59# Danger Mouse

4:03:01 > 4:03:04# Danger Mouse... #

4:03:35 > 4:03:37Great Christmas rapping, Rhys.

4:03:37 > 4:03:38And more vlogs later on.

4:03:38 > 4:03:42Now, I've spent weeks selecting the creme de la creme of CBBC

4:03:42 > 4:03:43so without further ado,

4:03:43 > 4:03:48allow me reveal my top five CBBC moments of 2017.

4:03:48 > 4:03:52At number five, it's the CBBC Summer Social.

4:03:52 > 4:03:57What next? Kathleen what's her name turning up in Danger Mouse's car?

4:03:57 > 4:03:58Hiya, Hacks, how you doing?

4:03:58 > 4:04:00Kathleen, what are you doing here in that?

4:04:00 > 4:04:02I'm just knocking about in Danger Mouse's car, aren't I?

4:04:02 > 4:04:04I'm on my way to Summer Social. You're going to be late, aren't you?

4:04:04 > 4:04:07- Where did you get that car?- Danger Mouse lent it to me obviously.

4:04:07 > 4:04:09We're good mates, me and DM, aren't we?

4:04:09 > 4:04:11Hey, you lot, if you're round near Salford Quays,

4:04:11 > 4:04:13come down cos we're going to be having loads of fun all day.

4:04:13 > 4:04:16At number four, it's congratulations to 2017's winner

4:04:16 > 4:04:18of Taking The Next Step.

4:04:20 > 4:04:26The winner of Taking The Next Step 2017 is...

4:04:32 > 4:04:34- ..Harrison! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

4:04:36 > 4:04:40- Congratulations! - Thank you so much!

4:04:40 > 4:04:45At number three, here's Blue Peter's very own Radzi jumping from a plane.

4:04:45 > 4:04:49I'm so determined to do my thing for Children In Need.

4:04:51 > 4:04:52And then...

4:04:59 > 4:05:03..at exactly the same time, they're gone.

4:05:03 > 4:05:05They make that look so easy.

4:05:11 > 4:05:13Wowee, that's some top telly!

4:05:13 > 4:05:16And keep watching because I'll reveal my top two

4:05:16 > 4:05:18CBBC moments a little later on.

4:05:18 > 4:05:21Now, put down that selection box and pay attention

4:05:21 > 4:05:25because Laura wants to give you her top pick of 2017.

4:05:25 > 4:05:28It's my favourite CBBC show of the year and it features monkeys,

4:05:28 > 4:05:29kangaroos and penguins.

4:05:29 > 4:05:31Yep, that's right, it's The Zoo.

4:05:31 > 4:05:34Oh, my goodness. What is that?

4:05:34 > 4:05:38He's not even a proper penguin, he doesn't even smell of fish.

4:05:38 > 4:05:41Oh, and did I forget to mention, talking animals?

4:05:41 > 4:05:45- We're all gorillas.- Oh, yeah, yeah, it's just Geoffrey.

4:05:45 > 4:05:48- Coast clear, dude. - OK, I'm coming out.

4:05:48 > 4:05:50Which totally beats talking apples.

4:05:50 > 4:05:51Oi!

4:05:51 > 4:05:54And talking toilet roll. Yeah, that's a thing.

4:05:54 > 4:05:55Hey!

4:05:55 > 4:05:58But my favourite part of the show, 100%, definitely has to be...

4:05:58 > 4:06:02Poo is the most important daily part of daily life at the zoo.

4:06:02 > 4:06:05Poo? No, not the poo!

4:06:05 > 4:06:07OK, seriously, who changed this bit around?

4:06:07 > 4:06:11More than two tonnes of poo are produced every single day.

4:06:11 > 4:06:13Two tonnes? Wow!

4:06:13 > 4:06:16Wait, excuse me, are we still talking about poo?

4:06:16 > 4:06:18My favourite part of The Zoo is actually...

4:06:18 > 4:06:21But, unfortunately, things haven't ended so well for Jurgen.

4:06:21 > 4:06:24So, Craig didn't turn up for your date, then?

4:06:24 > 4:06:27No, he, er...

4:06:27 > 4:06:29..he had to wash his beard.

4:06:29 > 4:06:30The gorillas!

4:06:30 > 4:06:33And it's OK, don't you worry about your date because I think

4:06:33 > 4:06:36you're the classiest, most sophisticated animals of them all.

4:06:36 > 4:06:40We get to sit around naked and we can scratch our butts

4:06:40 > 4:06:41- whenever we want.- Hm.

4:06:41 > 4:06:43OK, right, then. Maybe not.

4:06:43 > 4:06:47But speaking about dates, love is in the air for a certain penguin.

4:06:47 > 4:06:50- Would you like a pebble? - Oh, I love pebbles.

4:06:50 > 4:06:53Really? So do I.

4:06:53 > 4:06:54This one here's round.

4:06:54 > 4:06:59I love pebbles too! This is so romantic. Aw!

4:06:59 > 4:07:03Our human penguin is finally back to being, well, a penguin penguin.

4:07:03 > 4:07:06This is so lovely!

4:07:06 > 4:07:08And he gave her a pebble!

4:07:08 > 4:07:10Right, I can't vlog like this.

4:07:10 > 4:07:13I need something to distract people from my crying.

4:07:13 > 4:07:14I've got it.

4:07:16 > 4:07:18Also happening in The Zoo is...

4:07:18 > 4:07:20Shut your beak and help me break it.

4:07:22 > 4:07:25Excuse me, I will not shut my beak.

4:07:25 > 4:07:27Wait, I don't have a beak.

4:07:27 > 4:07:28What are those seagulls doing?

4:07:28 > 4:07:32Imagine getting that excited by something as simple as a net.

4:07:32 > 4:07:33Oh!

4:07:33 > 4:07:36Oh, I found a pebble! Ah!

4:07:36 > 4:07:40This is the best day ever! Ah!

4:07:40 > 4:07:45Tremendous vlogging, but working in telly isn't always as glamorous

4:07:45 > 4:07:46and shiny as it looks.

4:07:46 > 4:07:49Sometimes, things can go a little off course.

4:07:49 > 4:07:52Here's an exclusive look at our best worst bits.

4:07:52 > 4:07:54- Coming up...- Oh!

4:07:54 > 4:07:56Push it right in.

4:07:57 > 4:08:00Hello and welcome. This is Officially Am... Oh!

4:08:02 > 4:08:04Officially woo-ha-ha.

4:08:07 > 4:08:09Ah-ha-ha. A...

4:08:09 > 4:08:12Well, this...

4:08:12 > 4:08:15You didn't get any of it on me at all! Got away with that!

4:08:15 > 4:08:18He's down, we're a man down. We're a man down.

4:08:18 > 4:08:20I reckon... Ah!

4:08:21 > 4:08:24Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

4:08:26 > 4:08:28Linds, these are the prizes for our brand-new

4:08:28 > 4:08:31Worst Witch web competition where...

4:08:32 > 4:08:34- HE MUMBLES - No!

4:08:39 > 4:08:42Let's see who's got third pla...

4:08:42 > 4:08:44- HIGH-PITCHED:- I would love...

4:08:44 > 4:08:46- NORMALLY:- Sorry, I would love to be on The Playlist.

4:08:46 > 4:08:48- And if you just look at it... - Whoa! I didn't actually...

4:08:48 > 4:08:50Who are about to go home and take medicines with them.

4:08:50 > 4:08:53- Oh, sorry. - I'm so thirsty right now.

4:08:56 > 4:08:58Watch that! Stop it!

4:09:00 > 4:09:02No! It's fine, it's fine, that one.

4:09:02 > 4:09:04As an extra special festive treat,

4:09:04 > 4:09:07here are some vlogging highlights from the past year.

4:09:07 > 4:09:09Hello, sir.

4:09:09 > 4:09:11He's barking up the wrong tree.

4:09:11 > 4:09:13Why did this guy get told to leave the party?

4:09:17 > 4:09:18Cos he's a leaf.

4:09:19 > 4:09:20Cos he's a leaf.

4:09:20 > 4:09:22- VOICEOVER:- And as the rain started coming down,

4:09:22 > 4:09:26I realised something about Sam and Mark and John and Edward...

4:09:26 > 4:09:29This isn't even on, this is a prop, this isn't real.

4:09:29 > 4:09:30..they made it look easy.

4:09:31 > 4:09:32And the wetter I got,

4:09:32 > 4:09:35the more I understood how easy they made it look.

4:09:36 > 4:09:39But all I need now I think is just to be able to run up the stairs

4:09:39 > 4:09:42really quickly, everyone high-fives me, I sit down

4:09:42 > 4:09:45and then I can maybe be Sam and Mark and Myles?

4:09:45 > 4:09:48It's maybe too long. A TV triple act.

4:09:48 > 4:09:50You wouldn't know where to look, when each of us was speaking,

4:09:50 > 4:09:51you'd get a neck ache.

4:09:51 > 4:09:54We actually believe that he deserves his CBBC show.

4:09:54 > 4:09:58- Yeah.- So, Rufus, mate, here's your theme tune. Rhys, hit it.

4:10:00 > 4:10:02Yeah!

4:10:07 > 4:10:08- RUFUS SQUAWKS - Ooh.

4:10:11 > 4:10:12Woo!

4:10:14 > 4:10:15Yeah!

4:10:16 > 4:10:19Woo! I think he likes it, he totally joined in there.

4:10:19 > 4:10:21He joined in. He's smiling too.

4:10:21 > 4:10:24OK, I can still win this. Fire away.

4:10:24 > 4:10:30What's the answer to 480 ¸ (3 x 2)?

4:10:30 > 4:10:36So, brackets are always done first so 480 ¸ 6 should be 80.

4:10:36 > 4:10:39Is it 80.0?

4:10:39 > 4:10:40It is right.

4:10:40 > 4:10:42Oh, another point for us all, yay!

4:10:42 > 4:10:45Now I just need to get ahead and avoid the gunge. Ew.

4:10:50 > 4:10:54- Italy.- Yes, I agree, Italy.

4:10:54 > 4:10:55It is right, well done.

4:10:55 > 4:10:58Yes, I shall draw an Italian moustache to celebrate.

4:11:00 > 4:11:02I'm not sure I can get this off now.

4:11:02 > 4:11:04Spell...Necessary.

4:11:04 > 4:11:08Necessary. N-E-C-E-S-S-A-R-Y.

4:11:08 > 4:11:12..S-S-I-V-E.

4:11:12 > 4:11:14Nope.

4:11:14 > 4:11:16Oh, oh, I think that means I get the point.

4:11:16 > 4:11:18So, what are the results? I can't look!

4:11:18 > 4:11:21And it's a draw, which means I don't have to do the gunge.

4:11:21 > 4:11:25Or do I? Oh, I think there's only one solution to this.

4:11:25 > 4:11:26Do both at the same time!

4:11:28 > 4:11:30Mm, I might be covered in gunge...

4:11:31 > 4:11:34..but the cupcake makes the whole thing worth it.

4:11:34 > 4:11:35Kind of.

4:11:35 > 4:11:38# I've got honey on my pizza Honey on my pizza

4:11:38 > 4:11:40# And jelly on my milk

4:11:40 > 4:11:42# J-j-jelly on my milk

4:11:42 > 4:11:45# I got my honey on my pizza Honey on my pizza

4:11:45 > 4:11:47# And jelly on my milk

4:11:47 > 4:11:51# J-j-jelly on my milk. # Geez, that is a hit!

4:11:51 > 4:11:52Cracking vlogging there.

4:11:52 > 4:11:55Now, this year has flown by faster than that bus does

4:11:55 > 4:11:57when I'm late for my tea.

4:11:57 > 4:12:002017 saw some spectacular events and wonderful achievements

4:12:00 > 4:12:02and Newsround was there to document it all.

4:12:04 > 4:12:082017 was a great year for some people, including Donald Trump,

4:12:08 > 4:12:10who, in a special ceremony called an inauguration,

4:12:10 > 4:12:14was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America

4:12:14 > 4:12:16in January.

4:12:16 > 4:12:20Another winner this year was Adele who scooped five Grammy Awards

4:12:20 > 4:12:24in February, including Record of the Year for her song Hello.

4:12:24 > 4:12:28In March, Ed Sheeran's Divide became the fastest selling album

4:12:28 > 4:12:30by a male artist in the UK ever.

4:12:30 > 4:12:35I think Ed Sheeran's popular because he doesn't act like he's a pop star,

4:12:35 > 4:12:38he just acts like he's a random person.

4:12:38 > 4:12:41In April, Peggy Whitson became the first US astronaut

4:12:41 > 4:12:47to spend the most time in space, a staggering 535 days.

4:12:47 > 4:12:49Earth, this is Penny Whitson on board

4:12:49 > 4:12:51the International Space Station.

4:12:51 > 4:12:54When she set off on this mission, she was 56,

4:12:54 > 4:12:57making her the oldest woman to journey to space.

4:12:57 > 4:12:58What an inspiration.

4:13:02 > 4:13:05In May, it was time for lots of flamboyant fun

4:13:05 > 4:13:07with the Eurovision Song Contest.

4:13:07 > 4:13:11For the first time ever, Portugal were the winners.

4:13:11 > 4:13:14Amazing! Amazing! We deserved it.

4:13:14 > 4:13:18In June, it was all about politics as Prime Minister Theresa May

4:13:18 > 4:13:20called for a general election.

4:13:20 > 4:13:23In July, there was big news for Doctor Who fans

4:13:23 > 4:13:26as the 13th Doctor was announced.

4:13:26 > 4:13:28Jodie Whittaker became the first woman to play the role

4:13:28 > 4:13:32of the Doctor, taking charge of the TARDIS on Christmas Day.

4:13:32 > 4:13:36Big Ben fell silent in August, as major repairs are taking place

4:13:36 > 4:13:40on this iconic clock tower that are expected to last until 2021.

4:13:40 > 4:13:42However, it will still chime on special occasions

4:13:42 > 4:13:45like New Year's Eve and Remembrance Sunday.

4:13:45 > 4:13:48In September, Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge

4:13:48 > 4:13:51announced that they were expecting their third child.

4:13:51 > 4:13:55Buckingham Palace said the Queen was delighted by the news.

4:13:55 > 4:13:58An unusual reddish sky and red looking sun

4:13:58 > 4:14:01were reported in October of this year.

4:14:01 > 4:14:02We had Hurricane Ophelia,

4:14:02 > 4:14:05it's bringing in a lot of Saharan dust

4:14:05 > 4:14:08and some smoke from forest fires in Portugal.

4:14:08 > 4:14:12Children In Need raised over £50 million during their live show

4:14:12 > 4:14:16in November, smashing the record for the most money raised on the night.

4:14:16 > 4:14:19In December, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced their wedding

4:14:19 > 4:14:22will be held in May 2018.

4:14:22 > 4:14:25And that was the news for 2017.

4:14:26 > 4:14:28What a year it was. Well done, Newsround.

4:14:28 > 4:14:33And now, I can finally reveal my top two CBBC moments of 2017.

4:14:33 > 4:14:35So get your party horns at the ready.

4:14:35 > 4:14:37That's how good they are.

4:14:37 > 4:14:41At number two, it's the "Saturday Mash-Up!" launch show.

4:14:41 > 4:14:43- # Saturday Mash-Up! - Is the place to be

4:14:43 > 4:14:45- # Yasmin - Johnny

4:14:45 > 4:14:46# And you know me

4:14:46 > 4:14:48- # Saturday Mash-Up! - You know it's right

4:14:48 > 4:14:51- # And the best news is - Not a chef in sight... #

4:14:53 > 4:14:54Yeah, good, innit?!

4:14:55 > 4:14:59And finally at number one, it's The Dengineers.

4:15:00 > 4:15:03Three, two, one!

4:15:05 > 4:15:09It's not a den, that's a village!

4:15:09 > 4:15:12Our hospice Dengineers dreamt of a tree house-themed den

4:15:12 > 4:15:14where they could play, relax

4:15:14 > 4:15:17and make amazing memories with their friends and family.

4:15:17 > 4:15:22And Sege and his team have delivered the biggest den we've ever built.

4:15:22 > 4:15:25- What do you guys think? - That is amazing!

4:15:29 > 4:15:31I couldn't have expected anything more!

4:15:31 > 4:15:34It's massive and it's so colourful and bright.

4:15:34 > 4:15:37I couldn't pick a better den.

4:15:37 > 4:15:39My, oh, my. What an awesome year.

4:15:39 > 4:15:412018 cannot possibly compare...

4:15:41 > 4:15:42..or can it?

4:15:42 > 4:15:44How about we have a sneaky peek of some top CBBC shows

4:15:44 > 4:15:47heading your way in 2018?

4:15:47 > 4:15:49Shh, this didn't come from me, right?

4:15:49 > 4:15:51# I'm a much better Ed than you

4:15:51 > 4:15:53# Cos I love getting muddy

4:15:53 > 4:15:56# We can do mud archery too

4:15:56 > 4:15:58# And even drink mud coffee

4:15:58 > 4:16:00# Pop a duck on your head and kiss it

4:16:00 > 4:16:03# As rituals go, who would want to miss it?

4:16:03 > 4:16:06# I think we're all learning something new

4:16:06 > 4:16:08# I'm a much better Ed than you

4:16:08 > 4:16:10# Oh-y-oh-y-oh-y-oh

4:16:10 > 4:16:13# I just love getting muddy

4:16:13 > 4:16:16# Oh-y-oh-y-oh-y-oh

4:16:16 > 4:16:18# Getting muddy with my buddy... #

4:16:18 > 4:16:2030 seconds to go in the game!

4:16:20 > 4:16:23Who is going to take this? It's very close...

4:16:23 > 4:16:25Oh, my goodness me,

4:16:25 > 4:16:30that is what you call a wipe out and "wipe" being the operative word.

4:16:30 > 4:16:32Someone's nose is going to need a good...

4:16:32 > 4:16:34Well, that's unfortunate, Rattus, isn't it?

4:16:34 > 4:16:37Oh, yes, it's unfortunate but very funny.

4:16:37 > 4:16:40- Snap a selfie with a kid pulling a very angry face.- OK!

4:16:43 > 4:16:45Angry, angry!

4:16:46 > 4:16:48Good selfie!

4:16:48 > 4:16:50You now, you now get to ask any question you want to.

4:16:50 > 4:16:52- Yes, lad, what is it? - What's your favourite sport?

4:16:52 > 4:16:54- What's your favourite sport? Let's ask you lads.- Football!

4:16:54 > 4:16:55Football!

4:16:55 > 4:16:58- Is that with everyone?- Yeah! - That was easy! Nice one!

4:16:58 > 4:17:02"I've written these words for my friends to read out.

4:17:02 > 4:17:06"And I've decided that one of them will be the voice of my life."

4:17:06 > 4:17:09I've asked Lewis to be my voice.

4:17:09 > 4:17:12We've been friends since I was four and he will be awesome at it.

4:17:12 > 4:17:15Let me tell you about my life.

4:17:15 > 4:17:20For over eight years, I was locked in my body, unable to communicate.

4:17:20 > 4:17:24But two years ago, that all changed.

4:17:24 > 4:17:26This year, I've got big plans.

4:17:26 > 4:17:29I want to change the way children like me are taught...

4:17:29 > 4:17:32- Hello, Jonathan.- ..meet one of the biggest authors on the planet,

4:17:32 > 4:17:33Michael Morpurgo...

4:17:33 > 4:17:35Hello, Jonathan.

4:17:35 > 4:17:37..and show him one of my own stories.

4:17:37 > 4:17:39Can I read it out loud?

4:17:39 > 4:17:41Jonathan, can Mr Morpurgo read your story out loud?

4:17:41 > 4:17:43Yes!

4:17:43 > 4:17:48Put your hands in the air, party people!

4:17:48 > 4:17:50- Is he your brother?- Stepbrother.

4:17:50 > 4:17:52Has he got a girlfriend?

4:17:52 > 4:17:53Er, no, because he's gross,

4:17:53 > 4:17:57and cleans under his nails with a spoon that he's eating with.

4:18:01 > 4:18:04Tell you what, Craig is smashing it!

4:18:04 > 4:18:10- Is he, Declan? Is he, actually? - Yeah. No, not really.

4:18:10 > 4:18:12I mean, people are just dancing make him feel a bit better.

4:18:12 > 4:18:14Yes, that's right.

4:18:14 > 4:18:17He will mess this up and I will win best costume.

4:18:17 > 4:18:20Otherwise, he'll spend the rest of the holiday rubbing it in.

4:18:20 > 4:18:22So, are you dancing?

4:18:22 > 4:18:25Yes, Declan. You can't see but under this dress

4:18:25 > 4:18:27my legs are just going like the clappers.

4:18:29 > 4:18:31Come on.

4:18:31 > 4:18:34DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

4:18:34 > 4:18:36Sorry, love. No requests.

4:18:36 > 4:18:37Actually, here's my number.

4:18:41 > 4:18:42Nice one.

4:18:48 > 4:18:50Yeah!

4:18:50 > 4:18:52But I'd like us to be a family.

4:18:54 > 4:18:55Ugh!

4:18:57 > 4:18:59Holy flying fish fingers!

4:18:59 > 4:19:02- Please tell me you're wearing that for a bet.- Shut up!

4:19:02 > 4:19:05I'm sick of having to answer to everyone.

4:19:05 > 4:19:07No, no, no, don't you...!

4:19:09 > 4:19:11Dishes done.

4:19:11 > 4:19:12Sorry, let me help you up.

4:19:15 > 4:19:17SHE SCREAMS

4:19:17 > 4:19:23Now, you may recall we had a few security issues last term.

4:19:23 > 4:19:26SHE SCREAMS

4:19:26 > 4:19:28Let me assure you all, however,

4:19:28 > 4:19:30that every possible step has been taken

4:19:30 > 4:19:33to ensure the school is 100%...

4:19:33 > 4:19:36THEY SCREAM

4:19:36 > 4:19:37..safe.

4:19:37 > 4:19:40SHE SCREAMS

4:19:40 > 4:19:42- You said red.- Oh, no!

4:19:42 > 4:19:46Now, the answer that I have...

4:19:46 > 4:19:49- ..written on the card here... - Why are you dragging it?

4:19:49 > 4:19:52- Lauren, Lauren, what is it? - LAUREN SCREAMS

4:19:52 > 4:19:54- Lauren!- Lauren...

4:19:54 > 4:19:56LAUGHTER

4:19:56 > 4:19:58- Stop it!- Lauren!

4:19:58 > 4:20:00- Stop it!- The answer is...- No!

4:20:00 > 4:20:02..white!

4:20:04 > 4:20:06I can't look, I can't look, I can't look, I can't look!

4:20:06 > 4:20:08- He's going to do it.- Don't do it!

4:20:08 > 4:20:10- Goodbye, Lauren!- No!- Goodbye!

4:20:13 > 4:20:16My word, 2018 looks like it's going to be bigger and better

4:20:16 > 4:20:19than any other. But if you've missed any of your favourite shows

4:20:19 > 4:20:22in all of the excitement, you can catch up on the CBBC iPlayer.

4:20:22 > 4:20:24Happy festivities, one and all,

4:20:24 > 4:20:28and whatever you do, don't miss that bus. All aboard!