Episode 21

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3:57:32 > 3:57:36Hey, you! If you love CBBC, stop what you're doing

3:57:36 > 3:57:39and point your eyes at this mighty fine red bus,

3:57:39 > 3:57:41cos we have some treats on the way for you.

3:57:41 > 3:57:43There's a bit of this.

3:57:43 > 3:57:44TOOT!

3:57:44 > 3:57:46A little celebration toot for us all.

3:57:46 > 3:57:48TOOT-TOOT!

3:57:48 > 3:57:49Oh, and a bit of this.

3:57:49 > 3:57:52- Oh! - LAUGHTER

3:57:52 > 3:57:55And your faces are on the telly!

3:57:55 > 3:57:58This is my dog, Yoda. Say hi.

3:57:58 > 3:58:01And, of course, our resident vloggers Laura, Rhys,

3:58:01 > 3:58:06Tee Cee and Myles have been watching all CBBC has the offer.

3:58:06 > 3:58:08Who are we catching up with first?

3:58:08 > 3:58:10Vlogger in pending.

3:58:10 > 3:58:12It's Rhys! BELL DINGS

3:58:12 > 3:58:13Well met.

3:58:13 > 3:58:16It is a new witching term and the new witches are hurrying

3:58:16 > 3:58:18to school on their brooms, including Mildred.

3:58:18 > 3:58:20Oh, I'm getting tense just thinking about it.

3:58:20 > 3:58:21Wait for me!

3:58:22 > 3:58:25Wait, Mil, look out for the...

3:58:25 > 3:58:26HE SQUEALS

3:58:28 > 3:58:29..tree.

3:58:29 > 3:58:33Barely a minute into the show and the star nearly flies into a tree!

3:58:33 > 3:58:35Surely it can only get better.

3:58:37 > 3:58:39My project!

3:58:39 > 3:58:40HE GASPS

3:58:40 > 3:58:42Sybil, you're a Hallow, aren't you?

3:58:43 > 3:58:46Then you'll be absolutely f-ine!

3:58:47 > 3:58:49It's fine. It's only been two minutes.

3:58:49 > 3:58:52Like I said, things can only get... Is she on the roof?

3:58:52 > 3:58:55SHE SCREAMS

3:58:55 > 3:58:56HE GASPS

3:58:56 > 3:58:58SHE SCREAMS

3:58:59 > 3:59:01It's only been five minutes.

3:59:01 > 3:59:03It was a rocky start

3:59:03 > 3:59:05but, like I said, things can only get...

3:59:05 > 3:59:07RUMBLING

3:59:07 > 3:59:09SCREAMING

3:59:13 > 3:59:15To be fair, the school collapsing

3:59:15 > 3:59:18was mostly due to Agatha's magic from the last series,

3:59:18 > 3:59:21but it does mean that the school needs a new building,

3:59:21 > 3:59:23and I've been watching a lot of Dengineers.

3:59:23 > 3:59:26I took the liberty of borrowing some of their equipment,

3:59:26 > 3:59:29courtesy of Lauren Layfield and Joe Tracini. Thanks, guys.

3:59:29 > 3:59:31Here are some of my ideas for some new rooms, hey.

3:59:31 > 3:59:34A toad racing room. Yes?

3:59:34 > 3:59:35No. OK.

3:59:35 > 3:59:38A room with a giant cauldron for a swimming pool. Yes?

3:59:38 > 3:59:40All right, rain check.

3:59:40 > 3:59:42A kitty barbershop. Oh, come on!

3:59:42 > 3:59:45You can't tell me that you haven't noticed Tabby's split ends.

3:59:45 > 3:59:47Mildred then has a little catch up with Enid and Maud,

3:59:47 > 3:59:50who are a little bit overexcited about her summer.

3:59:50 > 3:59:56- Caravan holiday.- As in camels? Across the Sahara?

3:59:56 > 3:59:59As in Wales across the A48.

3:59:59 > 4:00:01Really? How did you get there?

4:00:01 > 4:00:04- On a bus.- An actual bus?!

4:00:04 > 4:00:07Wow. If buses are that popular amongst witches,

4:00:07 > 4:00:10Whoops I Missed The Bus must be huge.

4:00:12 > 4:00:14HE CACKLES

4:00:14 > 4:00:17Now, the witches were tasked with a summer project.

4:00:17 > 4:00:19Mildred's was making animals talk.

4:00:19 > 4:00:22It was so good that Ethel tried to steal it for herself.

4:00:22 > 4:00:25She snatched me from under the bed,

4:00:25 > 4:00:29used a spell to copy Mildred's project,

4:00:29 > 4:00:31and dumped it in the kitchen bin.

4:00:31 > 4:00:33So proud of you, Mildred.

4:00:33 > 4:00:35And making animals talk is one thing,

4:00:35 > 4:00:37but what about inanimate objects, huh?

4:00:37 > 4:00:39Which is why I've devised my own spell

4:00:39 > 4:00:43which will allow my most prized possession, my camera, to speak.

4:00:43 > 4:00:45You just say a rhyme, it's really easy, actually.

4:00:45 > 4:00:46HE CLEARS THROAT

4:00:46 > 4:00:48To give my Whoops viewers a treat

4:00:48 > 4:00:51Make my beautiful camera speak!

4:00:51 > 4:00:54What the...? I can speak!

4:00:54 > 4:00:58Yes! It worked! Go on, tell me how you feel.

4:00:58 > 4:01:02- I'm so sick of having to listen to you blabber on all day.- What?

4:01:02 > 4:01:03And what's with the pillows?

4:01:03 > 4:01:05You don't need that many, and they're so ugly.

4:01:05 > 4:01:07- How dare you? - And what's with the hair?

4:01:07 > 4:01:09Did you have a fight with scissors and lose?

4:01:09 > 4:01:11Right, that's it! You're coming off.

4:01:11 > 4:01:12Thank you kindly.

4:01:12 > 4:01:14Now, in case you missed it,

4:01:14 > 4:01:17let's rewind to a CBBC best bit from this week.

4:01:17 > 4:01:19It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

4:01:19 > 4:01:22- Lovely!- Wow, that's a lot of jam.

4:01:22 > 4:01:23Are you sure that's enough jam?

4:01:23 > 4:01:25I'm spreading it on.

4:01:25 > 4:01:26LAUGHTER

4:01:26 > 4:01:29- Not awkwardly.- I think you've got enough jam on there, what else?

4:01:29 > 4:01:32Now I'm going to add the butter cream with a spoon.

4:01:32 > 4:01:33Yeah, there we go.

4:01:33 > 4:01:35That's the butter cream. Now let me just...

4:01:35 > 4:01:39..get the spoon. There! There, get the spoon. And pour it on.

4:01:39 > 4:01:41Just pour it on. Spread it on.

4:01:41 > 4:01:43Maybe flatten it out with your hands, Mum. I mean Kian.

4:01:43 > 4:01:46- LAUGHTER - Put the cream on! More cream on!

4:01:46 > 4:01:50- More cream on!- More cream! That's it.- Now we're talking.

4:01:50 > 4:01:52Now the sponge.

4:01:53 > 4:01:55The sponge.

4:01:55 > 4:01:56It's looking so lovely.

4:01:56 > 4:01:59- Get the cream.- All right, what else are we putting on?

4:01:59 > 4:02:01Make it look nice.

4:02:02 > 4:02:04Spin it round, that's it. Lovely.

4:02:04 > 4:02:06All right, take a big bite.

4:02:06 > 4:02:08- Big bite, quick!- Pick it up.

4:02:08 > 4:02:10LAUGHTER

4:02:10 > 4:02:11BUZZER

4:02:11 > 4:02:13That's an unusual choice of face pack.

4:02:13 > 4:02:16Ooh, it's back to our quartet of vloggers now.

4:02:16 > 4:02:18Who's next?

4:02:18 > 4:02:20Downloading.

4:02:22 > 4:02:24It's Laura! BELL DINGS

4:02:24 > 4:02:26What do you get when you mix a school disco,

4:02:26 > 4:02:29an angry Mr Smash and custard pies?

4:02:29 > 4:02:31You get The Dog Ate My Homework, of course.

4:02:31 > 4:02:33MR SMASH LAUGHS

4:02:33 > 4:02:34Huh?

4:02:37 > 4:02:41LAUGHTER MR SMASH SHOUTS ANGRILY

4:02:41 > 4:02:43I even tried to get my homework eaten by a dog

4:02:43 > 4:02:45for the purposes of this vlog,

4:02:45 > 4:02:49but I don't have a dog and my search for one kind of failed.

4:02:49 > 4:02:52So I can't find a dog anywhere, but I did find a goose.

4:02:52 > 4:02:56- Which is now chasing me! - SHE SCREAMS

4:02:56 > 4:02:58Goose-bitten homework, anyone?

4:02:58 > 4:03:01I always wonder what my strange fact for the register would be

4:03:01 > 4:03:02if I were a guest on the show.

4:03:02 > 4:03:05Probably something really epic and impressive.

4:03:05 > 4:03:08On my left, a girl who persuaded her teacher

4:03:08 > 4:03:10to keep a pet shark in the swimming pool.

4:03:10 > 4:03:12The other pupils weren't happy about it,

4:03:12 > 4:03:15but they can all swim much faster now.

4:03:15 > 4:03:17- It's Cainwen, everyone.- Here, sir.

4:03:17 > 4:03:21'Here's someone who puts Ed Sheeran's musical skills

4:03:21 > 4:03:22'to shame, it's Laura!'

4:03:22 > 4:03:23Here, sir.

4:03:23 > 4:03:26PLAYS UKULELE OUT OF TUNE

4:03:26 > 4:03:29Wait, no, no, no. I forgot, I can't play the ukulele.

4:03:29 > 4:03:31# Live my day as if it was the last

4:03:31 > 4:03:33# Live my day as if there was no past

4:03:33 > 4:03:36# Doing it all night, all summer. #

4:03:36 > 4:03:37The show also has school discos

4:03:37 > 4:03:40where everyone has to stop what they're doing and dance.

4:03:40 > 4:03:42- # Live my day as if it was... # - Oh, school disco!

4:03:42 > 4:03:44# Live my day as if there was no past

4:03:44 > 4:03:47# Doing it all night, all summer

4:03:47 > 4:03:49# Doing it the way I wanna. #

4:03:49 > 4:03:52Argh! The school disco interrupted my vlog just as I was about to

4:03:52 > 4:03:55talk about the most serious and important part of the episode.

4:03:55 > 4:03:57Oh.

4:03:57 > 4:03:59Oooh, oh!

4:03:59 > 4:04:01The custard pies!

4:04:01 > 4:04:03And that was Rowan correctly guessing

4:04:03 > 4:04:05which of the line-up was a supply teacher,

4:04:05 > 4:04:07meaning his team was awarded a gold star.

4:04:07 > 4:04:09Add up the stars.

4:04:09 > 4:04:12Ooooh!

4:04:12 > 4:04:13Gold stars are wicked, aren't they?

4:04:13 > 4:04:15I wonder how I could get some in my life.

4:04:15 > 4:04:17Oh, I should definitely get a gold star

4:04:17 > 4:04:19for making a great sandwich today.

4:04:19 > 4:04:22Oh, and a gold star for my school disco dancing.

4:04:22 > 4:04:24And two gold stars for eating my cereal this morning.

4:04:24 > 4:04:27Ooh, and maybe a few more for my great impression of a dolphin.

4:04:27 > 4:04:29Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar!

4:04:29 > 4:04:31Right, I'm glad those gold stars have gone away

4:04:31 > 4:04:34because I need to see this round, The School Dropout.

4:04:34 > 4:04:36I wonder why it's called that.

4:04:36 > 4:04:38I can't look, I can't look, I can't look!

4:04:38 > 4:04:39Just do it!

4:04:39 > 4:04:41- Bye, Lauren!- No!

4:04:48 > 4:04:50Nothing beats a slow-mo drop,

4:04:50 > 4:04:52apart from a bit of slow-mo disco dancing.

4:04:52 > 4:04:55- # I live my day as if... # - School disco, perfect timing.

4:04:55 > 4:04:56Woohoo!

4:04:56 > 4:04:58# As if there was no past

4:04:58 > 4:05:00# Doing it all night, all summer. #

4:05:00 > 4:05:01Nice one.

4:05:01 > 4:05:03Now, Whoopsters, let's play a little game

4:05:03 > 4:05:06of what I like to call What Happened Next?

4:05:06 > 4:05:10Observe this CBBC HQ beauty with Karim and Hacker,

4:05:10 > 4:05:14and, as the title suggests, guess what happens next.

4:05:14 > 4:05:16Isaac says, "I should be put on the naughty list

4:05:16 > 4:05:20"because I'm naughty in general. PS - I'm very naughty.

4:05:20 > 4:05:22"PS - Hello, Hacker. Hello, Karim."

4:05:22 > 4:05:24Hello.

4:05:24 > 4:05:26- Machine, do your thing. - Do your thing!

4:05:26 > 4:05:30- Oooh!- Oh, aren't you naughty! - Aren't you naughty!

4:05:30 > 4:05:31What do you think?

4:05:31 > 4:05:34Maybe Hacker say "cockers," although that wouldn't be anything unusual.

4:05:34 > 4:05:37Let's find out! Run it!

4:05:37 > 4:05:40- That is you guys on our list. - KARIM LAUGHS

4:05:43 > 4:05:44Stop it! Santa, You mustn't!

4:05:44 > 4:05:46Save me! No!

4:05:46 > 4:05:47It's fine, it's fine that one.

4:05:47 > 4:05:50That hound is wrecking the place!

4:05:50 > 4:05:51Well done if you guessed correctly.

4:05:51 > 4:05:53Now, someone grab a broom.

4:05:53 > 4:05:55What's that? There are some new passengers?

4:05:55 > 4:05:57They're the 15-second fans?

4:05:57 > 4:06:02Oh, very well, although remember you have no longer than 15 seconds.

4:06:02 > 4:06:06My favourite show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground...

4:06:06 > 4:06:08- Quick!- ..because it has so much drama

4:06:08 > 4:06:10and it has a great story to it.

4:06:10 > 4:06:12And my favourite character is Jody

4:06:12 > 4:06:15because she is a tomboy just like me.

4:06:15 > 4:06:16Nice one.

4:06:16 > 4:06:18My favourite show is Jamie Johnson.

4:06:18 > 4:06:20I love it because the tricks are so cool

4:06:20 > 4:06:24and there's girls on the football team which makes it more equal.

4:06:24 > 4:06:28- And this is my dog, Yoda. Say hi. - You're running out of time!- Hi.

4:06:28 > 4:06:33Hi, CBBC. I'm Hope and I like CBBC HQ.

4:06:33 > 4:06:38My favourite presenters are Karim, Hacker and Lauren,

4:06:38 > 4:06:40and I like them because they're all really funny.

4:06:40 > 4:06:44- Hurry up!- And they're all the best presenters. Bye!

4:06:44 > 4:06:45Bravo, ladies and gentlemen.

4:06:45 > 4:06:48Now, back to these vloggers of ours.

4:06:48 > 4:06:49Who's next?

4:06:51 > 4:06:52Stand by.

4:06:54 > 4:06:56It's Myles!

4:06:56 > 4:06:58We'll be catching up with you next time, Tee Cee.

4:06:58 > 4:06:59Millie Inbetween!

4:06:59 > 4:07:02Every time I say the name of that show, it feels like a cliff-hanger.

4:07:02 > 4:07:04Millie in between what?

4:07:04 > 4:07:07A bear and crocodile? That's silly. That's dangerous.

4:07:07 > 4:07:10She's not Steve Backshall. Let's leave it at Millie Inbetween.

4:07:10 > 4:07:12In this episode, there's a massive plot twist

4:07:12 > 4:07:14that none of us saw coming.

4:07:14 > 4:07:15Exaggerated movements for emphasis.

4:07:15 > 4:07:19Millie and her sister - previously humans, remember -

4:07:19 > 4:07:20get transformed.

4:07:20 > 4:07:24Oh, thanks. I knew you could rely on you guys. You're diamonds.

4:07:24 > 4:07:26Yeah, apparently they're... They are diamonds now

4:07:26 > 4:07:28which is amazing. I didn't see that coming.

4:07:28 > 4:07:31I was tuning in thinking, "They'll still be human by the end of it."

4:07:31 > 4:07:32No, they're diamonds now.

4:07:32 > 4:07:34Now, the main thing to know from this episode is

4:07:34 > 4:07:37there is a new character that's come to stay, Leo.

4:07:37 > 4:07:38Here he is, Leo the Lion.

4:07:38 > 4:07:41The last time I saw him he was knee-high to a grasshopper.

4:07:41 > 4:07:43It's always hard introducing a new character

4:07:43 > 4:07:45because you don't want to change too much

4:07:45 > 4:07:48in case you change what is the essence of the show.

4:07:48 > 4:07:51So Leo comes round and straight away moves into Craig's old room.

4:07:51 > 4:07:53You know, Millie had her eyes on that.

4:07:53 > 4:07:55Leo comes in and goes, "Can you move your eyes, Millie?"

4:07:57 > 4:07:58HE LAUGHS

4:07:58 > 4:08:00This is your room.

4:08:00 > 4:08:02Sorry about the smell, it's from the last boy that was in here.

4:08:02 > 4:08:05- We can't get rid of it. - Yeah, we have special scents.

4:08:05 > 4:08:06It's how we communicate.

4:08:06 > 4:08:09That is true. We boys do have special senses.

4:08:09 > 4:08:11I could, you know, I could call up a mate right now

4:08:11 > 4:08:13and just sort of smell what he's up to.

4:08:13 > 4:08:14- PHONE RINGS - Hello?

4:08:14 > 4:08:18HE SNIFFS

4:08:23 > 4:08:26What am I doing? What are you...? What are you doing?

4:08:26 > 4:08:28That's what I'm trying to find out, what you are doing, pal.

4:08:30 > 4:08:32All right, well, he's probably not up to anything anyway.

4:08:32 > 4:08:35He was on the phone, I could smell that he was on the phone

4:08:35 > 4:08:36and he wasn't doing much.

4:08:36 > 4:08:38That's Matthew for you.

4:08:39 > 4:08:40Oh, I didn't hang up.

4:08:40 > 4:08:43But if the old nose doesn't work... What am I saying?

4:08:43 > 4:08:45But if that doesn't work, boys can just launch straight into

4:08:45 > 4:08:48their own conversations filled with their own manly codes

4:08:48 > 4:08:49only they can understand.

4:08:49 > 4:08:52Hello, buddy, sport, sport, sports, football, football.

4:08:52 > 4:08:54Sports, sports, sports. Kick the ball.

4:08:54 > 4:08:57- A couple of men. A couple of boys. - Footy! Footy!

4:08:57 > 4:08:59- Sports, sports.- Sporty sports. - Rugby.

4:08:59 > 4:09:01Pass the rugby ball in the back of the net.

4:09:01 > 4:09:03How you feeling, buddy?

4:09:03 > 4:09:05Yeah, I could really do with a hug right now.

4:09:06 > 4:09:09So with Leo around, Millie has to get used to...

4:09:09 > 4:09:12Oh, she's in between this situation now.

4:09:12 > 4:09:14If I had someone else living in my house,

4:09:14 > 4:09:16I would get worried about, you know,

4:09:16 > 4:09:18if me and the other person had a lot in common or not.

4:09:18 > 4:09:20You don't play anything, do you?

4:09:20 > 4:09:22Just my trumpet.

4:09:22 > 4:09:24Oh, hang on, he likes trumpets. Yeah, you can stay.

4:09:24 > 4:09:26I've got my own little noisy instrument here.

4:09:26 > 4:09:28WHISTLES

4:09:28 > 4:09:31Only messing. I stick to football, it's what I'm good at.

4:09:31 > 4:09:33WHISTLES

4:09:33 > 4:09:36He was... That was a little joke he was doing. We were both in on that.

4:09:36 > 4:09:38That was a little... A couple of boys.

4:09:38 > 4:09:39A couple of boys with their noise.

4:09:39 > 4:09:41LOW WHISTLE

4:09:41 > 4:09:43But at the end of the day, Leo ends up settling in quite nicely

4:09:43 > 4:09:45with Millie and Co in his new house,

4:09:45 > 4:09:47and school ends up being quite good as well.

4:09:47 > 4:09:49You're looking at the school's new star striker.

4:09:49 > 4:09:51You're in the team? That was quick.

4:09:51 > 4:09:54Matt was desperate to have me. Practically bit my arm off.

4:09:54 > 4:09:57And the sports, rugby and the trainers and the gym.

4:10:04 > 4:10:06Yep, I'm just going to stop recording, though.

4:10:06 > 4:10:09Yeah, we'll go to the park and find the unicorn.

4:10:09 > 4:10:12We'll pick out the loveliest, happiest unicorn we can, OK?

4:10:15 > 4:10:17Splendid blogging indeed.

4:10:17 > 4:10:19Now, as we have all three of you on board the bus this week,

4:10:19 > 4:10:22it feels only right for a little challenge.

4:10:22 > 4:10:25You're going to try and identify some CBBC theme tunes.

4:10:25 > 4:10:28However, it's not that straightforward.

4:10:28 > 4:10:31Hit it! They're going to be played backwards.

4:10:31 > 4:10:34- SHE LAUGHS - I have no idea what this could be.

4:10:34 > 4:10:36Oh!

4:10:38 > 4:10:40Ooh.

4:10:40 > 4:10:43What? What? It's cool though. I like it.

4:10:43 > 4:10:44Ooh!

4:10:45 > 4:10:48Ooh, that last bit. Ba-da-da-da. No idea.

4:10:48 > 4:10:51Danger Mouse! That's Danger Mouse!

4:10:51 > 4:10:54Danger Mouse. I'm going to go with Danger Mouse.

4:10:54 > 4:10:55And the answer is...

4:10:57 > 4:10:59It's Danger Mouse.

4:11:01 > 4:11:02Yes!

4:11:02 > 4:11:04I got it right!

4:11:04 > 4:11:05So that was the wrong answer.

4:11:07 > 4:11:08Next.

4:11:10 > 4:11:12Ooh, it sounds like when your computer breaks

4:11:12 > 4:11:14and it makes weird noises.

4:11:14 > 4:11:15Da-da-da, ba-da-ba-da.

4:11:16 > 4:11:17I know what it could be.

4:11:17 > 4:11:20It doesn't have a song at the beginning, I think it's Newsround.

4:11:20 > 4:11:22Newsround?

4:11:22 > 4:11:23Are you having a bubble?

4:11:23 > 4:11:25Blue Peter. What is this?

4:11:25 > 4:11:27Blue Peter, straight away.

4:11:27 > 4:11:28Let's see if you're right.

4:11:28 > 4:11:30It's Blue Peter!

4:11:30 > 4:11:32Yeah!

4:11:32 > 4:11:35No! Oh, well. I started off well.

4:11:35 > 4:11:37Just put "Myles 1 point."

4:11:37 > 4:11:40Big as you like. As big as they can.

4:11:40 > 4:11:42And the winner is...

4:11:42 > 4:11:43Rhys! CHEERING

4:11:43 > 4:11:46Yes! I won? I won!

4:11:46 > 4:11:51Tremendous work. Now, CBBC recently celebrated a Blue Peter special -

4:11:51 > 4:11:53Radzi's Free Fall.

4:11:53 > 4:11:55Here's what happened, in case you missed it.

4:11:55 > 4:11:57Whoo!

4:11:57 > 4:11:59The combination of concentration

4:11:59 > 4:12:05and adrenaline is absolutely unbelievable.

4:12:05 > 4:12:08As I check my canopy, I see them!

4:12:08 > 4:12:11Oh, my goodness! They're directly above me!

4:12:15 > 4:12:21I'm the first civilian to ever join an RAF Falcon's stack.

4:12:21 > 4:12:23To be gliding through the air as a team

4:12:23 > 4:12:26is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

4:12:26 > 4:12:29What an amazing selection of CBBC.

4:12:29 > 4:12:31And if you missed out or want to see it again,

4:12:31 > 4:12:33you can jump on over to the CBBC iPlayer.

4:12:33 > 4:12:35As for me, I've got to crack on

4:12:35 > 4:12:37with my weekend chore, polishing the bus.

4:12:37 > 4:12:39Hang on! Come back here! Your bumper needs buffing!