3:59:01 > 3:59:03Grab a dance partner and get a-two-steppin' quick -
3:59:03 > 3:59:06let's shimmy our way through this week's CBBC.
3:59:06 > 3:59:08It's Whoops, I Missed The Bus.
3:59:08 > 3:59:11A-five, six, seven, eight - there's a bit of this...
3:59:14 > 3:59:17You lot impress our socks off...
3:59:17 > 3:59:18It's our WORST nightmare.
3:59:19 > 3:59:23..and what on earth is this about?
3:59:23 > 3:59:24- CHILD'S VOICE:- I'm stronger than you.
3:59:24 > 3:59:27I... I could punch you in one go.
3:59:27 > 3:59:30What do you get if you add a pinch of tech,
3:59:30 > 3:59:32a dollop of funny and a heap of CBBC?
3:59:32 > 3:59:35That's right, it's Laura, Myles and Rhys!
3:59:35 > 3:59:39Who, where, what, when, how?
3:59:43 > 3:59:46And now, if you would be so kind as to take your seats,
3:59:46 > 3:59:48we're about to get this party started!
3:59:48 > 3:59:50Myles, I'm looking at you, lad.
3:59:50 > 3:59:51Kick it off.
3:59:51 > 3:59:56The new series of Officially Amazing is bigger and better
3:59:56 > 3:59:57and bunker than ever.
3:59:57 > 4:00:00Er, "bunker" because they do it...
4:00:00 > 4:00:03They're doing it all, like, in a...like, a bunker, now.
4:00:03 > 4:00:05And we filled it with this lot.
4:00:05 > 4:00:06ALL CHEER
4:00:07 > 4:00:10Oh! I'm excited to watch. We all are, aren't we?
4:00:12 > 4:00:13No studio audience for me.
4:00:13 > 4:00:16This new series feels that it's got an energy behind it,
4:00:16 > 4:00:18it feels very exciting - and the world records feel...
4:00:18 > 4:00:20even more exciting, if that's possible.
4:00:20 > 4:00:22Let's see what records they'll be breaking
4:00:22 > 4:00:24in the new Officially Amazing bunker.
4:00:27 > 4:00:29So, the new series of Officially Amazing -
4:00:29 > 4:00:31bigger, better, bunker, biscuits.
4:00:31 > 4:00:33Mr Cherry, US Ray, Sizzling Steve,
4:00:33 > 4:00:35they're all back to break some records -
4:00:35 > 4:00:39but I bet they didn't expect to see the introduction of...
4:00:40 > 4:00:45..dramatic pause, and then, reveal the introduction of...
4:00:45 > 4:00:47HE BEATBOXES
4:00:47 > 4:00:48..me!
4:00:48 > 4:00:51I need to do something, cos Mr Cherry, he comes out,
4:00:51 > 4:00:54and he's like that, and then US Ray does backflips...
4:00:54 > 4:00:56- What can I do?- Star jumps...
4:00:56 > 4:00:58Er, Sizzling Myles...
4:00:58 > 4:01:01I can't just use their ones and put my name after it.
4:01:01 > 4:01:02And we're off!
4:01:04 > 4:01:07A tremendous start from the big man.
4:01:07 > 4:01:08Fingering those creamy treats
4:01:08 > 4:01:12with the authority you'd expect from a four-time champion.
4:01:12 > 4:01:14There's Mr Cherry taking on the challenge.
4:01:14 > 4:01:16Let's see how US Ray's getting on.
4:01:16 > 4:01:17Ooh!
4:01:17 > 4:01:19Think steady thoughts, America.
4:01:19 > 4:01:22He's also stacking biscuits. What about Sizzling Steve?
4:01:22 > 4:01:25He's a hawk-eyed speed stacker.
4:01:25 > 4:01:27Biscuits, as well. He's also stacking 'em.
4:01:27 > 4:01:29What about Mr Myles?
4:01:29 > 4:01:3130 seconds on the clock, please.
4:01:31 > 4:01:35One, two, three, four...
4:01:35 > 4:01:38I hope I've got 20 biscuits here. I didn't count.
4:01:38 > 4:01:39That one's broken in half.
4:01:39 > 4:01:41One, two, three, four, five...
4:01:41 > 4:01:43six, seven...
4:01:43 > 4:01:45It's looking good. ..eight...
4:01:45 > 4:01:48If I'm allowed to say that. ..nine...
4:01:48 > 4:01:50Argh! ..ten... There's a little bit of a wobble.
4:01:50 > 4:01:55..11, 12, 13, 14...
4:01:55 > 4:01:58That one's broken in half, as well! I don't think that counts.
4:01:58 > 4:01:59..15...
4:01:59 > 4:02:02I've got 4 seconds left. ..16... Oh, that was a real big wobble!
4:02:02 > 4:02:04..17.
4:02:04 > 4:02:06TIMER BEEPS
4:02:06 > 4:02:08Well, even if I didn't do it,
4:02:08 > 4:02:12at least it means I'm not going to get gunged.
4:02:12 > 4:02:15Ohh!
4:02:15 > 4:02:17Nooooo!
4:02:17 > 4:02:20It's a liquid I've only ever seen on TV game shows...
4:02:20 > 4:02:22and in my nightmares.
4:02:22 > 4:02:24Should always look up, occasionally. Just in case.
4:02:24 > 4:02:25Good show!
4:02:25 > 4:02:29And I see your noble CBBC subjects have something to say, too -
4:02:29 > 4:02:33begin the fandom that doth last only 15 seconds.
4:02:33 > 4:02:37My favourite show is Whoops, I Missed The Bus. "Why," you ask?
4:02:37 > 4:02:41Because they play your favourite show when you miss it.
4:02:41 > 4:02:44Thank you so much. It means a lot. You are amazing life-savers.
4:02:44 > 4:02:46Nice work!
4:02:46 > 4:02:48My favourite programme is Bottersnikes And Gumbles
4:02:48 > 4:02:51because I love all the stuff they can do,
4:02:51 > 4:02:52and I like all the drama in it.
4:02:52 > 4:02:55My second favourite programme is The Dumping Ground,
4:02:55 > 4:02:57cos I love all the drama. Love you, CBBC - bye!
4:02:57 > 4:02:59Well done!
4:02:59 > 4:03:05I love Dixi, because it's really funny and they all make me laugh,
4:03:05 > 4:03:09and that's why I love, LOVE Dixi.
4:03:09 > 4:03:11Lovely work.
4:03:11 > 4:03:14My favourite CBBC programme is The Dumping Ground,
4:03:14 > 4:03:15because there's lots of drama in it,
4:03:15 > 4:03:19and my favourite character is Floss, because she has red hair, like me.
4:03:19 > 4:03:20Bye!
4:03:20 > 4:03:22Put your face onto your own telly -
4:03:22 > 4:03:24just record your 15-second mini vlog
4:03:24 > 4:03:27and tell the world what you love about CBBC,
4:03:27 > 4:03:29then send it to us through the Whoops web page.
4:03:29 > 4:03:30Easy-peasy, lemon squash.
4:03:30 > 4:03:31What?!
4:03:31 > 4:03:33Now, I found the most epic sneak peek for you
4:03:33 > 4:03:36of a brand-new web show called InterNot
4:03:36 > 4:03:38that's coming exclusively to your iPlayer next week.
4:03:38 > 4:03:41Press play, Maureen, before they find out we got it.
4:03:41 > 4:03:42Go on, do it, Maureen! Press play!
4:03:47 > 4:03:49Hello, I'm joined today
4:03:49 > 4:03:51by movie megastar Chris Hemsworth,
4:03:51 > 4:03:55famous, of course, for his portrayal of the superhero Thor.
4:03:55 > 4:03:57Chris, pleasure to meet you.
4:03:57 > 4:04:00- CHILD'S VOICE:- My muscles are bigger than yours.
4:04:00 > 4:04:02Yes. Yes, they are.
4:04:02 > 4:04:06Um, now, how do you prepare for the role of Thor?
4:04:06 > 4:04:08This is my deep voice.
4:04:08 > 4:04:10Oh, I see, do you have sort of a voice that you...?
4:04:10 > 4:04:15I'm stronger than you. I... I could punch you in one go.
4:04:15 > 4:04:21OK, um...Chris Hemsworth, it's been a pleasure...talking...to you today.
4:04:21 > 4:04:23Have you got any plans for this afternoon?
4:04:23 > 4:04:26I could go in a space rocket and stay on the moon!
4:04:34 > 4:04:36- RAPS:- Hey, I'm a cat I'm a little pussycat
4:04:36 > 4:04:38And it's time to blow your mind with my fat cat rap
4:04:38 > 4:04:41I'm the ruler of the net Not a dog or a cow
4:04:41 > 4:04:43I just look at the camera and go...
4:04:43 > 4:04:45Meow
4:04:45 > 4:04:47It's uploaded I'm adored by the nation
4:04:47 > 4:04:49Yes, I'm an internet mass sensation
4:04:49 > 4:04:52All we gotta do is pull a face like this
4:04:52 > 4:04:55Next thing you know we got a million hits
4:04:55 > 4:04:57You love it when a mirror makes us jump and hiss
4:04:57 > 4:04:58Or we slip in the bath
4:04:58 > 4:05:00Or we have to wear this...
4:05:00 > 4:05:02Seriously?
4:05:03 > 4:05:04Hi, guys!
4:05:04 > 4:05:08Now, today is a very special day, because it's my birthday!
4:05:08 > 4:05:11And it's my birthday tomorrow!
4:05:11 > 4:05:14So, technically it's more my birthday than yours.
4:05:14 > 4:05:15So, we've got some gifts for each other.
4:05:15 > 4:05:18Are you ready for your first one from me, Madison?
4:05:18 > 4:05:20- I couldn't be more excited. - Here you go!
4:05:20 > 4:05:23- Ice cream...- Why don't you open it?
4:05:23 > 4:05:26- Aah!- Oh...
4:05:26 > 4:05:29You really should've kept that in the freezer.
4:05:29 > 4:05:34- And here's my present for you, Chloe.- Thanks, Madison. What is it?
4:05:34 > 4:05:37- Aah!- Oh, no!
4:05:37 > 4:05:42And I bought you such a heavy-duty paint that that will never come off.
4:05:42 > 4:05:43Ever.
4:05:51 > 4:05:53This week it's all about The Next Step.
4:05:53 > 4:05:55Well, a slightly stressed-out Next Step -
4:05:55 > 4:05:56and by slightly, I mean...
4:05:56 > 4:05:58THIS MUCH!
4:05:58 > 4:06:00I did a terrible thing. I kissed another guy.
4:06:00 > 4:06:03Alfie. He's a prince. Not a prince as in, like, a great guy,
4:06:03 > 4:06:05no, he's, like, an actual prince. But that's not the point.
4:06:05 > 4:06:07Riley, you're talking way too fast.
4:06:07 > 4:06:09Also, you forgot the fact that you're involved in
4:06:09 > 4:06:10a really messy love triangle,
4:06:10 > 4:06:12you've got to get the group to regionals,
4:06:12 > 4:06:14and the group think you're rubbish at running the studio.
4:06:14 > 4:06:15Phew, I'm out of breath.
4:06:15 > 4:06:18Riley should be talking about dance, dance, dance,
4:06:18 > 4:06:21but all I'm hearing is boys, boys, boys.
4:06:21 > 4:06:23Ooh! Look who's back.
4:06:23 > 4:06:25Duhn, duhn, DUHN!
4:06:25 > 4:06:28It's... Well, it's Emily. Emily's back! She will fix this.
4:06:28 > 4:06:31Meanwhile, things seem to be going really well with Noah and Amanda.
4:06:31 > 4:06:32What?
4:06:32 > 4:06:34Sorry, it was just really cute.
4:06:34 > 4:06:35Her or me?
4:06:35 > 4:06:36Both.
4:06:36 > 4:06:39And not so well between LaTroy and Sloane.
4:06:39 > 4:06:41I think I'm ready to be best friends with LaTroy again,
4:06:41 > 4:06:43but I'm not sure how he feels. What do I do?
4:06:43 > 4:06:45Well, why don't you just text him right now?
4:06:45 > 4:06:47One simple text can fix everything.
4:06:47 > 4:06:49It allowed me to apologise to my friend
4:06:49 > 4:06:51when I told him his beard looked stupid.
4:06:51 > 4:06:52Yes!
4:06:52 > 4:06:54Or advised my friend on where to get her hair cut.
4:06:54 > 4:06:55Ooh, this will help!
4:06:55 > 4:06:58Or even give directions to the dragon-fighting prince
4:06:58 > 4:07:00to help save the whole entire kingdom.
4:07:00 > 4:07:01Thank you!
4:07:01 > 4:07:03OK, that last one might have been a lie -
4:07:03 > 4:07:05but let's see how that text works out for Sloane.
4:07:05 > 4:07:07He said, "Not much."
4:07:07 > 4:07:10Oh, right. This episode really is full of drama.
4:07:10 > 4:07:11Sad drama!
4:07:11 > 4:07:13I want to rewrite it and make it happy.
4:07:13 > 4:07:16Am I allowed to do that? Well, no-one here to stop me.
4:07:16 > 4:07:18'What do you want for lunch?
4:07:18 > 4:07:21'I don't know if you have it, but I really want jelly.
4:07:21 > 4:07:24'But I know we're not supposed to have jelly for lunch.
4:07:24 > 4:07:26'Look, how about I get you some bread?'
4:07:26 > 4:07:29Does that seem convincing enough? How about...
4:07:29 > 4:07:30'I like...
4:07:32 > 4:07:36'I like, I really like pineapple on pizza.
4:07:36 > 4:07:38'I've tried not to like it any more, but I'm sorry, James,
4:07:38 > 4:07:41'I love pineapple on my pizza.
4:07:41 > 4:07:43'That's disgusting!'
4:07:43 > 4:07:45So all is well again in The Next Step.
4:07:45 > 4:07:47Riley likes pineapple on her pizza
4:07:47 > 4:07:49and Piper is getting bread for lunch.
4:07:49 > 4:07:50Do these new voices work?
4:07:50 > 4:07:52They work, right?
4:07:52 > 4:07:56'Ducks are my favourite animals and I really like my new raincoat.'
4:07:56 > 4:07:59Please stop doing that, I'm trying to end the vlog.
4:07:59 > 4:08:03'Dancing is fun when you like the colour green! Yay!'
4:08:09 > 4:08:12Secret Life Of Boys! Since when was the life of boys a secret?
4:08:12 > 4:08:13Is it a secret?
4:08:13 > 4:08:15I will clear this up for you right now.
4:08:15 > 4:08:17The secret life of boys is...
4:08:17 > 4:08:21eating, sleeping, climbing things and watching Danger Mouse
4:08:21 > 4:08:23with a hint of Jamie Johnson every now and then.
4:08:23 > 4:08:26I mean, there you go, mystery solved!
4:08:30 > 4:08:32In this episode, Ginger takes a break
4:08:32 > 4:08:34from researching the not-so-secret life of boys
4:08:34 > 4:08:37to recapture her Aussieness as it seems that her friends
4:08:37 > 4:08:41no longer recognise her voice, as she's becoming too British.
4:08:41 > 4:08:44- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- 'You sound so...Britishy.'- No, I don't!
4:08:44 > 4:08:46'Say no again.'
4:08:46 > 4:08:47No.
4:08:47 > 4:08:49'Ha-ha-ha! Hilarious!'
4:08:49 > 4:08:51I can totally relate with Ginger's friend, though.
4:08:51 > 4:08:53It's exactly how me and the other Whoopsers feel
4:08:53 > 4:08:55whenever Laura gets back from America.
4:08:55 > 4:08:58- AMERICAN ACCENT:- Thought I'd give you a call, see how you're doing,
4:08:58 > 4:09:01I just got back from America and,
4:09:01 > 4:09:03yeah, it was a great trip, I loved it.
4:09:03 > 4:09:05Totally had pancakes...
4:09:05 > 4:09:07Laura!
4:09:07 > 4:09:08Laura, you were only there a week!
4:09:08 > 4:09:11Meanwhile, Ethan and Uncle Bob are on a tireless quest
4:09:11 > 4:09:15to find treasure after discovering a hidden treasure map in their house.
4:09:15 > 4:09:17That must be our house.
4:09:17 > 4:09:19And this X is the treasure.
4:09:19 > 4:09:21Let's go!
4:09:21 > 4:09:24How exactly does a treasure map end up in a family home?
4:09:24 > 4:09:27What, Blackbeard got tired of sailing the seven seas
4:09:27 > 4:09:28and decided to get a mortgage?
4:09:28 > 4:09:30Why are you buying a house today?
4:09:30 > 4:09:33Argh, I grow tired of sailing the seas.
4:09:33 > 4:09:36A semidetached house is now what I seek.
4:09:36 > 4:09:39Something else I'm loving about The Secret Life Of Boys
4:09:39 > 4:09:41is the interactive version on the CBBC website,
4:09:41 > 4:09:42which has heaps of hidden secrets
4:09:42 > 4:09:45and extra scenes that you didn't see on the show.
4:09:45 > 4:09:47What did we do to deserve such joy?
4:09:47 > 4:09:49Hey, Robbie, play Aussie rules with us.
4:09:50 > 4:09:52Butterfingers.
4:09:52 > 4:09:53Bounce.
4:09:53 > 4:09:56Oosh! Target acquired.
4:09:56 > 4:09:58Oh, cool.
4:09:58 > 4:09:59Footy... What's that mean?
4:09:59 > 4:10:02- Ginger's got Robbie open... - Oh, cool, so it's the...
4:10:02 > 4:10:05It's just a replay, but in a joke kind of way.
4:10:05 > 4:10:07Nice! Cool!
4:10:07 > 4:10:10There's an extra one. Kung fu! All right.
4:10:10 > 4:10:14MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE MUSIC
4:10:14 > 4:10:16RHYS LAUGHS
4:10:16 > 4:10:19That's the best one. It's the best one!
4:10:19 > 4:10:21KO!
4:10:22 > 4:10:25I sometimes wonder if I have enough secrets
4:10:25 > 4:10:27to justify an entire series, you know?
4:10:27 > 4:10:30The Secret Life Of Rhys.
4:10:30 > 4:10:32Roll the clip!
4:10:32 > 4:10:35MUSIC: Secret Life Of Boys Theme
4:10:47 > 4:10:49I smell spin-off!
4:10:49 > 4:10:51I'm doing a celebratory dance in your honour
4:10:51 > 4:10:53right now, hombre. Honest!
4:10:53 > 4:10:54Wait, what's that sound?
4:10:54 > 4:10:58It must be our latest round of everyone's favourite game.
4:11:00 > 4:11:03This is our worst nightmare!
4:11:03 > 4:11:06It's actually happening.
4:11:06 > 4:11:07Guess whom?
4:11:09 > 4:11:13This is our worst nightmare and it's actually happening.
4:11:13 > 4:11:16I was impersonating Amanda from The Next Step.
4:11:16 > 4:11:19Have faith in the fish.
4:11:19 > 4:11:22Guess whom?
4:11:22 > 4:11:25I should have had faith in your fish. I'm sorry.
4:11:25 > 4:11:28I was being Fontaine from The Deep.
4:11:28 > 4:11:30Rachel, you can have the jelly doughnut
4:11:30 > 4:11:33as there is more into your eye.
4:11:33 > 4:11:36And, Leia, you can have the bacon doughnut
4:11:36 > 4:11:38because you're basically a hack.
4:11:38 > 4:11:39Guess whom?
4:11:41 > 4:11:42Rachel, you get the jelly doughnut
4:11:42 > 4:11:45because there's more to you than meets the eye.
4:11:45 > 4:11:48Leia, you get the maple bacon because you're kind of a ham.
4:11:48 > 4:11:51I was Annabelle from Lost And Found
4:11:51 > 4:11:53when she was giving out the doughnuts.
4:11:53 > 4:11:54Nice one!
4:11:54 > 4:11:56We want to see more of your amazing CBBC impressions,
4:11:56 > 4:11:59so get them recorded and send them to us through the Whoops web page
4:11:59 > 4:12:03and don't forget, you must tell us who you were at the end.
4:12:03 > 4:12:04Guess whom?
4:12:04 > 4:12:06Here we go, my favourite part -
4:12:06 > 4:12:09a fast-track recap action-packed montage
4:12:09 > 4:12:12of all the very best bits from this week's CBBC.
4:12:12 > 4:12:13Come on!
4:12:13 > 4:12:14Bring it on!
4:12:14 > 4:12:16- RAPS:- It's the end of an old chapter
4:12:16 > 4:12:18And beginning of a new one
4:12:18 > 4:12:19Looking back Thinking what have you done?
4:12:19 > 4:12:21From moving out to moving in
4:12:21 > 4:12:24Dexter getting married and I lose the ring
4:12:24 > 4:12:26Got it back last-minute Were you tuning in?
4:12:26 > 4:12:28Said bye to a friend that I'll never forget
4:12:28 > 4:12:31And said hi to a friend that is new on the ends - Polly
4:12:31 > 4:12:33Is this the start of new beginnings?
4:12:33 > 4:12:36# Sometimes change got to come
4:12:36 > 4:12:38# New life, same school
4:12:38 > 4:12:40# New people, new guy in the crew
4:12:40 > 4:12:42# Nero wasn't such a fool after all... #
4:12:42 > 4:12:46Three, two, one, go! Chickens, go that way now!
4:12:46 > 4:12:48MUSIC: Woohoo by The 5, 6, 7, 8's
4:12:48 > 4:12:51So, 12,000 birds to round up...
4:12:51 > 4:12:54Chicken to the left! Chicken to the left!
4:12:54 > 4:12:56..running loose in one acre of woodland.
4:12:56 > 4:12:57Whoa!
4:12:57 > 4:12:59That was feisty!
4:12:59 > 4:13:00Sh!
4:13:00 > 4:13:03What could possibly go wrong?
4:13:03 > 4:13:05Agh!
4:13:05 > 4:13:07Come on, girl, come on.
4:13:07 > 4:13:09Don't play games with me!
4:13:09 > 4:13:12Come on, ladies, I know you want to go to bed right now.
4:13:12 > 4:13:13Go, go.
4:13:13 > 4:13:16So, we've been working for about 10 minutes
4:13:16 > 4:13:19and I would say we are probably...
4:13:19 > 4:13:21about four metres from the wall.
4:13:21 > 4:13:23'All along, my biggest fear has been
4:13:23 > 4:13:25'a shark swimming directly towards me
4:13:25 > 4:13:28'and then this happens.'
4:13:28 > 4:13:30There's two heading right at me.
4:13:30 > 4:13:33Oh, my goodness, I don't like it! Oh, oh, oh!
4:13:33 > 4:13:36'My heart is pounding.'
4:13:42 > 4:13:47'My worst nightmare just swam centimetres from my face.
4:13:47 > 4:13:49'And then it dawns on me...
4:13:49 > 4:13:51'I'm fine!
4:13:51 > 4:13:53'This is actually quite fun.'
4:13:53 > 4:13:57She is massive! She is huge!
4:13:57 > 4:13:59Listen up, class, this week's homework
4:13:59 > 4:14:02is to watch and lol at your favourite CBBC shows
4:14:02 > 4:14:04and when I say lol, I mean lol,
4:14:04 > 4:14:07so head over to the CBBC iPlayer to find everything you need.
4:14:07 > 4:14:09I'm off to do my weekly shop, just need to get on the bus.
4:14:09 > 4:14:11No, come on! I'm terribly hungry.