Episode 5

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3:53:51 > 3:53:53Put down that biscuit, brush the crumbs off your face

3:53:53 > 3:53:56and jump on board! It's Whoops I Missed The Bus...

3:53:56 > 3:53:59- Takeover!- Shift over, mate. Us kids are taking over this episode.

3:53:59 > 3:54:02- It's all about us! - You'll get to hear what we think...

3:54:02 > 3:54:05Let's face it, they're both truly excellent.

3:54:05 > 3:54:07You'll get to say what you think...

3:54:07 > 3:54:10I like the drama and I like dancing.

3:54:10 > 3:54:12And you can get down with these familiar faces...

3:54:12 > 3:54:15# Not here to fool around

3:54:15 > 3:54:17# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

3:54:17 > 3:54:19# Dance, dance, dance. #

3:54:19 > 3:54:23Steering you through the dizzying heights of this week's CBBC,

3:54:23 > 3:54:24it's your takeover team...

3:54:24 > 3:54:25- Suranne.- Kai.- Taylor.

3:54:25 > 3:54:27And Thomas!

3:54:27 > 3:54:28Mum, I'm on the telly!

3:54:28 > 3:54:30How's my hair? Nice?

3:54:31 > 3:54:32# Come on, guys, move your feet

3:54:32 > 3:54:34# The kids are in the driver's seat. #

3:54:39 > 3:54:43First up, she's a smile-making, CBBC-watching, superstar vlog star,

3:54:43 > 3:54:45take it away, Suranne.

3:54:47 > 3:54:49He's Dr Chris.

3:54:49 > 3:54:51He's Dr Xand.

3:54:51 > 3:54:53And I'm Dr Suranne.

3:54:53 > 3:54:56OK, not really, but I'm rocking this lab coat.

3:54:56 > 3:54:59This week, I've been learning all about bacteria, thanks to

3:54:59 > 3:55:01Operation Ouch.

3:55:01 > 3:55:04While you have been washing as normal, I haven't,

3:55:04 > 3:55:08and that's so I could collect samples of the bacteria on my body.

3:55:08 > 3:55:10Dr Chris and Dr Xand

3:55:10 > 3:55:12are so unpredictable!

3:55:12 > 3:55:15How cool is it to be able to see your own bacteria?

3:55:15 > 3:55:18Allow me to introduce my body bacteria.

3:55:18 > 3:55:21Meet the family. There's John, and he's off to see Anita,

3:55:21 > 3:55:22who's over there.

3:55:22 > 3:55:26It's got me thinking - what would I call my bacteria?

3:55:26 > 3:55:27And what would they look like?

3:55:27 > 3:55:29Time for some science!

3:55:29 > 3:55:32This is Samuela, who loves to sleep.

3:55:32 > 3:55:36And that's Clarissa, who enjoys all types of food.

3:55:36 > 3:55:39And there's Janette, who loves warm baths.

3:55:39 > 3:55:42So I learnt something about bacteria, but I want to learn more.

3:55:42 > 3:55:46Now, we're going to make three varieties of cheese.

3:55:46 > 3:55:49'One from my toe bacteria, one from my armpit bacteria

3:55:49 > 3:55:51'and one from my belly button bacteria.'

3:55:51 > 3:55:53SCREAMING

3:55:53 > 3:55:55Who knew you could make cheese from your own body?

3:55:55 > 3:55:58You can't eat it, of course, cos that's really dangerous.

3:55:58 > 3:55:59But Mum doesn't know that.

3:55:59 > 3:56:01Time for a prank!

3:56:02 > 3:56:04What have you got there, Suranne?

3:56:04 > 3:56:06Just some belly button cheese on tasty wholemeal,

3:56:06 > 3:56:07with a dusting of mayo.

3:56:09 > 3:56:10- SLOW MOTION:- No!

3:56:10 > 3:56:14Operation Ouch is about more than just bacteria, though.

3:56:14 > 3:56:16Take a look at this.

3:56:16 > 3:56:18Can I have a look at what you can do?

3:56:18 > 3:56:19Touch my elbows behind my back.

3:56:21 > 3:56:24I'm sure I can do that.

3:56:24 > 3:56:25I can't do that.

3:56:25 > 3:56:28What you've got is a thing called hypermobility.

3:56:28 > 3:56:30Most of the time, your joints are held in place

3:56:30 > 3:56:32by things called ligaments,

3:56:32 > 3:56:35and they're like very tough elastic bands that keep the bones together.

3:56:35 > 3:56:37But for you, it's a bit more flexible.

3:56:37 > 3:56:41The human body is amazing, and it's up to us to take care of it.

3:56:41 > 3:56:43I know learnt a lot this week from Operation Ouch,

3:56:43 > 3:56:45especially about bacteria.

3:56:45 > 3:56:48# Bacteria is here and there

3:56:49 > 3:56:52# Bacteria

3:56:52 > 3:56:54# Is everywhere

3:56:54 > 3:56:55# Everywhere. #

3:56:55 > 3:56:58That film was supercalifragilisticexpialiperfect!

3:56:58 > 3:57:00But now it's time to hear from you.

3:57:00 > 3:57:02Go for it, 15 Second Fans!

3:57:02 > 3:57:07My favourite shows are Got What It Takes? and CBBC Book Club,

3:57:07 > 3:57:09because I love books!

3:57:09 > 3:57:11Awesome vlogging!

3:57:11 > 3:57:15My favourite show on CBBC is Blue Peter, cos they always have

3:57:15 > 3:57:18lots of fun and I like it when they take on challenges.

3:57:18 > 3:57:22I also like it when they dress up, and they always have lots of fun.

3:57:22 > 3:57:25- I wish I was a presenter. - Epic.

3:57:25 > 3:57:27My favourite shows on CBBC are Operation Ouch

3:57:27 > 3:57:29and Horrible Histories.

3:57:29 > 3:57:32I like Operation Ouch because it tells you about the human body,

3:57:32 > 3:57:34and I like Horrible Histories because it's very interesting

3:57:34 > 3:57:37and I want to be a historian when I grow up.

3:57:37 > 3:57:38High-five!

3:57:38 > 3:57:41Hello. My favourite channel on CBBC is The Next Step,

3:57:41 > 3:57:45cos I like to watch the breakdancing and I am into music,

3:57:45 > 3:57:48and I like the drama and I like dancing. Bye!

3:57:48 > 3:57:49I love you, CBBC!

3:57:49 > 3:57:52CHEERING #Epic! Nice work!

3:57:52 > 3:57:55And make you send in your own mini vlog, telling us what you love

3:57:55 > 3:57:57about CBBC.

3:57:57 > 3:58:00Just go to the Whoops webpage to upload it.

3:58:00 > 3:58:02Now get ready to tap your toes and sing so loud,

3:58:02 > 3:58:05that even the dog at number 53 will hear you!

3:58:05 > 3:58:09Cos we've got a Next Step exclusive, that you won't see anywhere else.

3:58:09 > 3:58:10Get your game faces on, now!

3:58:13 > 3:58:15# I came to party on my oh-oh-oh-own

3:58:16 > 3:58:20# Don't need nobody in my zo-oh-oh-one

3:58:21 > 3:58:25# I get down to the beat, I lose contr-oh-oh-ol

3:58:25 > 3:58:29# Ay-oh, I go so-oh, so-oh, lo

3:58:30 > 3:58:34# Boy, you can cool it down, not here to fool around

3:58:34 > 3:58:37# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

3:58:37 > 3:58:39# Dance, dance, dance

3:58:39 > 3:58:42# I know you want me, but I don't care, baby

3:58:42 > 3:58:45# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

3:58:45 > 3:58:46# Dance, dance, dance

3:58:54 > 3:58:55# Dance, dance, dance

3:59:02 > 3:59:04# Dance, dance, dance

3:59:15 > 3:59:17# In the shade of night, you're moving closer

3:59:18 > 3:59:21# We're on our way to cross the line

3:59:23 > 3:59:26# Think you got me right where you want me

3:59:27 > 3:59:30# But it's all in your mind

3:59:30 > 3:59:33# I came to party on my oh-oh-own

3:59:34 > 3:59:37# Don't need nobody in my zo-oh-oh-one

3:59:38 > 3:59:41# I get down to the beat, I lose contro-oh-oh-ol

3:59:42 > 3:59:46# Ay-oh, I go so-oh, so-oh, lo

3:59:47 > 3:59:51# Boy, you can cool it down, not here to fool around

3:59:51 > 3:59:54# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

3:59:54 > 3:59:56# Dance, dance, dance

3:59:56 > 3:59:59# I know you want me, but I don't care, baby

3:59:59 > 4:00:02# Just wanna dance, dance, dance

4:00:02 > 4:00:04# Dance, dance, dance

4:00:11 > 4:00:13# Dance, dance, dance

4:00:19 > 4:00:21# Dance, dance, dance. #

4:00:37 > 4:00:41Sweets and chocolate have always been my two favourite treats.

4:00:41 > 4:00:44But which one do I choose? It's an ongoing battle.

4:00:44 > 4:00:47I am the better fruit, and you know it!

4:00:47 > 4:00:50No, I will not accept this! I'm the best!

4:00:50 > 4:00:53It's like one versus the other.

4:00:53 > 4:00:57Speaking of one versus another, today I'm vlogging about...

4:00:57 > 4:00:59DUN! DUN! DUN!

4:00:59 > 4:01:02..two shows that will fight to the death in an amazing battle

4:01:02 > 4:01:04between comedy and drama.

4:01:04 > 4:01:06OK, fine, it's not really a battle to the death.

4:01:06 > 4:01:09It's Millie Inbetween versus So Awkward!

4:01:09 > 4:01:10Woo!

4:01:10 > 4:01:12# La, la, la, la, la

4:01:12 > 4:01:14# La, la, la, la, la. #

4:01:14 > 4:01:16# La, la, la, la, la, la. #

4:01:16 > 4:01:18# So, so, so, so. #

4:01:18 > 4:01:20# So, so, so, so. #

4:01:20 > 4:01:22So awkward!

4:01:22 > 4:01:25Over in the Millie Inbetween residence, it's Halloween!

4:01:25 > 4:01:27Ooh!

4:01:27 > 4:01:29All units, we have a pumpkin down.

4:01:29 > 4:01:33At Halloween, everyone can dress how they like, in cool costumes.

4:01:33 > 4:01:37Over in So Awkward land, Lily doesn't seem to know the dress code.

4:01:39 > 4:01:41Lily, why are you wearing chicken legs?

4:01:41 > 4:01:42LAUGHTER

4:01:42 > 4:01:46Because of Lily's interesting dress sense, Jas decides to

4:01:46 > 4:01:49make her over, and we'll just say it didn't go so well.

4:01:49 > 4:01:52And you can just adapt the style however you want.

4:01:52 > 4:01:55That's because it's a table cloth!

4:01:55 > 4:01:58I always try to dress appropriately for all occasions,

4:01:58 > 4:01:59like dinner, for example.

4:01:59 > 4:02:02It's a lovely touch, don't you think?

4:02:02 > 4:02:06One thing So Awkward and Millie Inbetween both had this week was...

4:02:06 > 4:02:07zombies!

4:02:11 > 4:02:13I mean, who wins the battle of zombies here?

4:02:13 > 4:02:14SCREAMING

4:02:14 > 4:02:17It's OK, we're not real zombies.

4:02:17 > 4:02:18I cannot decide.

4:02:18 > 4:02:20- Argh! - LAUGHTER

4:02:24 > 4:02:26I can't choose!

4:02:26 > 4:02:29No, not between zombie versus zombie, or Millie Inbetween

4:02:29 > 4:02:30versus So Awkward.

4:02:30 > 4:02:33Let's face it, they're both truly excellent.

4:02:33 > 4:02:37But I still can't choose what treat to have now I've finished my vlog!

4:02:37 > 4:02:38No!

4:02:43 > 4:02:45- BOTH:- Hey, people of the world!

4:02:45 > 4:02:47- It's me, Taylor. - And me, Kai!

4:02:47 > 4:02:49Horrible Histories was brilliant this week. Did you see it?

4:02:49 > 4:02:52# Gory stories we do that

4:02:52 > 4:02:54# And your host's a talking rat

4:02:54 > 4:02:58# The past is no longer a mystery

4:02:58 > 4:02:59# Welcome to... #

4:02:59 > 4:03:02Horrible Histories.

4:03:02 > 4:03:06This episode was all about King Henry VIII and his many wives.

4:03:06 > 4:03:09But if Henry was the eighth, then that must mean...

4:03:09 > 4:03:12From the kingdom that brought you Henry, Henry II,

4:03:12 > 4:03:14Henry III, Henry IV...

4:03:14 > 4:03:16You get the idea.

4:03:16 > 4:03:18Henry VII and VII.

4:03:18 > 4:03:20Yep, that's quite a lot of Henrys.

4:03:20 > 4:03:22But his dad's desperately...

4:03:22 > 4:03:23Ahem, boring.

4:03:23 > 4:03:27Henry must have wanted to escape that boring conversation.

4:03:29 > 4:03:32People respect me across the aristocracy!

4:03:32 > 4:03:37The country is financially stable and we have peace.

4:03:37 > 4:03:39Henry!

4:03:39 > 4:03:41Nice escape, Henry!

4:03:41 > 4:03:43Taylor, I really want to know something.

4:03:43 > 4:03:46When did Henry actually become king of England?

4:03:46 > 4:03:49Horrible Histories, we need to know this stuff.

4:03:49 > 4:03:50When will you tell us?

4:03:50 > 4:03:52- VOICEOVER:- Now!

4:03:52 > 4:03:53- BOTH:- Yeah!

4:03:53 > 4:03:57Henry VIII became king when he was just 18 years old.

4:03:57 > 4:04:00Imagine being the king when you're basically just a kid.

4:04:00 > 4:04:01Here you go, Your Majesty.

4:04:01 > 4:04:03This isn't water.

4:04:03 > 4:04:06Oh, sorry, Your Majesty, I'm really, I'm really... I'm really sorry!

4:04:06 > 4:04:09- I wanted water.- Sorry!- Get away!

4:04:09 > 4:04:12Henry VIII had a passion towards the sporting world in the Tudor times.

4:04:12 > 4:04:14And he won almost every sport.

4:04:14 > 4:04:17The fencing has been won by King Henry VIII.

4:04:17 > 4:04:18- BOTH:- Well done, Henry!

4:04:18 > 4:04:21Jousting was won by Henry VIII.

4:04:21 > 4:04:22Well done, Henry...

4:04:22 > 4:04:26The archery has been won by King Henry VIII!

4:04:26 > 4:04:29Wait a minute! Clearly, Henry just gets to win at anything?

4:04:29 > 4:04:30Imagine what that would be like.

4:04:30 > 4:04:32Hide-and-seek.

4:04:32 > 4:04:33BELL TOLLS

4:04:33 > 4:04:36I'm counting, sir! Two, one...

4:04:36 > 4:04:38Sir, sir?

4:04:38 > 4:04:40Sir, I can't find you. Sir?

4:04:40 > 4:04:44Hide-and-seek has been won by King Henry VIII.

4:04:44 > 4:04:46One of our favourite bits of Horrible Histories is at the

4:04:46 > 4:04:47very end.

4:04:47 > 4:04:49- BOTH:- Blooper reel!

4:04:53 > 4:04:55LAUGHTER

4:04:55 > 4:04:58I bet you're wishing you could see our blooper real, aren't you?

4:04:58 > 4:05:01But it's tough luck, cos we're really prosefional vloggers.

4:05:01 > 4:05:04You just said prosefional instead of professional.

4:05:04 > 4:05:05BEEP

4:05:05 > 4:05:07We're really prosefional vloggers.

4:05:07 > 4:05:08You did it again!

4:05:08 > 4:05:09BEEP!

4:05:09 > 4:05:12We're really prosefional... Nope.

4:05:12 > 4:05:13BEEP!

4:05:13 > 4:05:14- BOTH:- We're excellent vloggers!

4:05:14 > 4:05:17That was some awesome vlogging, high-five!

4:05:17 > 4:05:20As a special reward, I've arranged another round of everyone's

4:05:20 > 4:05:21favourite game.

4:05:21 > 4:05:23It's time for...

4:05:26 > 4:05:28No, no, no, no.

4:05:28 > 4:05:32This is madness! I am the heart and soul of the band.

4:05:32 > 4:05:35I vote, I stay in.

4:05:35 > 4:05:37Guess Whom?

4:05:37 > 4:05:39No, no, no! This is madness!

4:05:39 > 4:05:42I am the heart and soul of this band.

4:05:43 > 4:05:47I was impersonating Leia from Lost & Found Music Studios.

4:05:47 > 4:05:48My favourite show!

4:05:48 > 4:05:50Come here, you wretched girl.

4:05:51 > 4:05:55You know you're not allowed these devices in this school.

4:05:55 > 4:05:59People have too many and they have to get on with their spells.

4:05:59 > 4:06:01Guess whom?

4:06:02 > 4:06:04My phone, why did you do that?

4:06:04 > 4:06:08Such devices are not permitted here.

4:06:08 > 4:06:10That was my impression of Mrs Hardbroom

4:06:10 > 4:06:12in the Worst Witch. Bye!

4:06:14 > 4:06:16It's...

4:06:16 > 4:06:17I've got it somewhere in here...

4:06:17 > 4:06:20Guess whom?

4:06:20 > 4:06:21I-I'm the senior...

4:06:22 > 4:06:24Hang on, my job description's here somewhere.

4:06:24 > 4:06:27I was being Colonel K on Danger Mouse.

4:06:27 > 4:06:29Want to get your face on the telly?

4:06:29 > 4:06:32Well then, record your very own CBBC impression and send it to us

4:06:32 > 4:06:34through the Whoops webpage.

4:06:34 > 4:06:36But remember to tell us who you were, at the end.

4:06:36 > 4:06:37Guess whom?

4:06:39 > 4:06:42Next up, there's a great dollop of drama, a thick filling of lols,

4:06:42 > 4:06:46and a sprinkling of OMG, that did not just happen!

4:06:46 > 4:06:49It's all the best bits of CBBC this week.

4:06:49 > 4:06:52Three, two, one, go!

4:06:52 > 4:06:53HORN BLARES

4:06:53 > 4:06:55'Wait, what's this?!

4:06:55 > 4:06:59'The Sizzy Rascal seems to know what he's doing!'

4:06:59 > 4:07:00Come on, Sizzler!

4:07:00 > 4:07:02'No-one could have predicted this, Ben.'

4:07:02 > 4:07:03That's it!

4:07:03 > 4:07:05'Especially from a man who thinks

4:07:05 > 4:07:06'sensible shoes and casual slacks

4:07:06 > 4:07:09'are acceptable athletic attire.'

4:07:09 > 4:07:11'But Britain's little flower is beginning to wilt!

4:07:13 > 4:07:14'Oh, and he's lost his rhythm!'

4:07:16 > 4:07:20Five, four, three, two, one...

4:07:20 > 4:07:22- ..stop! - HORN BLARES

4:07:22 > 4:07:23'And what a finish!

4:07:23 > 4:07:25'Pure showbiz from the Siz-biz!'

4:07:25 > 4:07:27Just make sure we stay one up.

4:07:28 > 4:07:30This will be the toughest half

4:07:30 > 4:07:32of football you will ever play.

4:07:37 > 4:07:38Good save, Jamie, good save.

4:07:38 > 4:07:41Get it out! Get it out!

4:07:41 > 4:07:42Come on, ref, blow the whistle!

4:07:44 > 4:07:45CHEERING

4:07:58 > 4:08:01WHISTLE BLOWS CHEERING

4:08:01 > 4:08:03Reese doesn't even know this,

4:08:03 > 4:08:04but yesterday, last night, doing nothing?

4:08:04 > 4:08:07- I was editing the video.- You didn't! - Put some strobe effects on it...

4:08:07 > 4:08:10- You didn't!- ..added some funky tunes. I even added some

4:08:10 > 4:08:12graffiti-style writing, it is awesome.

4:08:12 > 4:08:16- So, without further ado, let's hide no secrets from you.- No, no.

4:08:16 > 4:08:18- World premiere, let's go!- Exclusive.

4:08:18 > 4:08:21MUSIC: Push It by Salt-N-Pepa

4:08:33 > 4:08:36- That wasn't the skate park theme. - I can see that.

4:08:36 > 4:08:38You said... You said you'd delete that.

4:08:38 > 4:08:40You said you were going to delete that.

4:08:40 > 4:08:42- You said you wanted it on record. - Yeah, on record, not on

4:08:42 > 4:08:44national television for everyone to see.

4:08:44 > 4:08:46- I know.- National television... - I understand.

4:08:46 > 4:08:48- Do you understand what that means? - I understand how TV works, OK?

4:08:48 > 4:08:50What do you mean we have to give the bus back?

4:08:50 > 4:08:53Oh, well, it's been one mega journey! And you can catch up

4:08:53 > 4:08:56with all this and more on the CBBC iPlayer.

4:08:56 > 4:08:59For now, that bus is leaving and so are we.

4:08:59 > 4:09:01Laters, taters, this is takeover team out.