4:00:17 > 4:00:20The lights are up, the cameras are rolling and we are ready for a take.
4:00:20 > 4:00:22Cheers from the audience, please! CHEERING
4:00:22 > 4:00:25It's time for Whoops, I Missed The Bus!
4:00:25 > 4:00:26Action!
4:00:26 > 4:00:28What's Laura up to?
4:00:28 > 4:00:30I'm ready to...go!
4:00:30 > 4:00:33Who's on the back seat? Why, it's these two!
4:00:33 > 4:00:34Wh... Oh, this one.
4:00:36 > 4:00:39And guess who this is an impression of?
4:00:39 > 4:00:42Job done for today. Clinic closed.
4:00:42 > 4:00:45And if we're lucky, we may spot the rare CBBC vlogger.
4:00:45 > 4:00:49Oh, look! There's three of them there! It's Laura, Rhys and TC.
4:00:49 > 4:00:52Apparently, your eyes will turn square if you watch too much CBBC.
4:00:52 > 4:00:54Pssht!
4:00:54 > 4:00:57Whoa!
4:01:00 > 4:01:02But now, roll out the red carpet,
4:01:02 > 4:01:06switch the spotlight on and prepare for a show stopping performance.
4:01:06 > 4:01:09It's our very own diva, Rhys!
4:01:09 > 4:01:10Hetty Feather is a pretty class series.
4:01:10 > 4:01:12They don't call it a favourite five for nothing.
4:01:12 > 4:01:14But you have to admit, it's a little bit...
4:01:14 > 4:01:17How shall I say this? It's not...
4:01:18 > 4:01:20Full of fun.
4:01:20 > 4:01:22Aargh!
4:01:22 > 4:01:24If this was a battle, you would be dead or injured by now.
4:01:24 > 4:01:26Or joyful, come to think of it.
4:01:26 > 4:01:28Unless you want a lifetime of disappointment,
4:01:28 > 4:01:31I suggest you keep your ambitions realistic.
4:01:31 > 4:01:33Come on, come on!
4:01:33 > 4:01:36Not fun, not joyful,
4:01:36 > 4:01:39there must be a word here to describe what I'm trying to convey.
4:01:39 > 4:01:40Ah, yes!
4:01:40 > 4:01:41Depressing.
4:01:41 > 4:01:44Hetty Feather can be depressing.
4:01:44 > 4:01:46Don't get me wrong, I love it, it's a great drama.
4:01:46 > 4:01:51But, man oh man, the workhouse, the running away,
4:01:51 > 4:01:53Matron Bottomly and her scowl.
4:01:53 > 4:01:56# Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da
4:01:56 > 4:01:59# She's so mean, da-da-da, da-da-da
4:01:59 > 4:02:00# Mean matron! #
4:02:00 > 4:02:03This week's episode, though.
4:02:03 > 4:02:04Oh, my goodness.
4:02:04 > 4:02:06Love triangles, family reunions,
4:02:06 > 4:02:08so many "ooh" moments that I don't know where to start.
4:02:08 > 4:02:09Well, let's start with Walter.
4:02:09 > 4:02:12Because it seems that Hetty is not the only one with
4:02:12 > 4:02:13a lost and found parent.
4:02:13 > 4:02:15You have a father now.
4:02:15 > 4:02:17And I have a son.
4:02:17 > 4:02:19I lost you once, I don't want to lose you again.
4:02:19 > 4:02:23Hang on. The cook's assistant turns out to be Hetty's mum and now
4:02:23 > 4:02:25the Army Sergeant turns out to be Walt's dad.
4:02:25 > 4:02:28Are all the staff at the hospital secretly parents of the foundlings?
4:02:28 > 4:02:31Is the matron secretly someone's mum?
4:02:31 > 4:02:33The horror! # Mean matron! #
4:02:33 > 4:02:35Then, there's the romance.
4:02:35 > 4:02:36So much romance.
4:02:36 > 4:02:39Like Mathias and Harriet, the oohs!
4:02:42 > 4:02:44Oh!
4:02:46 > 4:02:48Ooh!
4:02:48 > 4:02:51These two even risk burning hot wax for each other.
4:02:52 > 4:02:54Mathias?
4:02:57 > 4:02:59Ah! Aargh! Aargh!
4:03:00 > 4:03:01Ow!
4:03:01 > 4:03:05But move over, Marriet, because there's a new couple in town,
4:03:05 > 4:03:07Nurse Winterson and the constable.
4:03:08 > 4:03:10FOOTSTEPS
4:03:12 > 4:03:16Could this episode get any more The Next Step? At one point, I was
4:03:16 > 4:03:19expecting them all to start dancing about their feelings.
4:03:19 > 4:03:20What do you mean, it happened?
4:03:23 > 4:03:24Bonus CD?
4:03:36 > 4:03:38Huh. What do you know?
4:03:38 > 4:03:40That was officially bonkers.
4:03:40 > 4:03:43But you lot are officially amazing.
4:03:43 > 4:03:45It's time for your 15-second mini-vlogs.
4:03:45 > 4:03:47Take it away, Billy-ho!
4:03:47 > 4:03:51My favourite shows on CBBC are...
4:03:51 > 4:03:55Millie Inbetween, The Dumping Ground and The Worst Witch.
4:03:55 > 4:04:01My favourite characters are Millie, Mildred and Jody.
4:04:01 > 4:04:04- Nice work!- My favourite show is The Worst Witch.
4:04:04 > 4:04:07I love it when Maud and Mildred go on their magical adventures.
4:04:07 > 4:04:09I find it very funny.
4:04:09 > 4:04:13I think I've watched all of the episodes at least three times.
4:04:13 > 4:04:17- Well done! - My favourite CBBC show is InterNOT
4:04:17 > 4:04:19because it is based on the internet.
4:04:19 > 4:04:22My two favourite characters are Madison and Chloe because they are
4:04:22 > 4:04:25really sarcastic to each other but they pretend to be nice.
4:04:25 > 4:04:30- Love their work.- My favourite show on CBBC is The Dumping Ground,
4:04:30 > 4:04:31because it has so much drama.
4:04:31 > 4:04:33My favourite character is Candi-Rose,
4:04:33 > 4:04:35because she likes pink, like me.
4:04:35 > 4:04:39Bravo, encore, we want more! You know how it works.
4:04:39 > 4:04:43Just record a 15-second mini-vlog about your favourite CBBC show
4:04:43 > 4:04:45and send it in via the Whoops web page.
4:04:45 > 4:04:48You could be the next star of CBBC!
4:04:48 > 4:04:51Now that bus has pulled up in town and who should be on the back seat
4:04:51 > 4:04:53but the stars of Hetty Feather!
4:04:53 > 4:04:56Didn't realise they had buses in Victorian times!
4:04:58 > 4:05:02My oh, my, it is only Hetty Feather and her foundling brother Gideon,
4:05:02 > 4:05:03AKA actors Isabel and Dasharn.
4:05:03 > 4:05:07Make yourselves comfortable on the back seat and we will get going.
4:05:07 > 4:05:09Do an impression of each other's character.
4:05:09 > 4:05:10Gid!
4:05:10 > 4:05:13Gid, no, Gid!
4:05:13 > 4:05:15That's the best I've got!
4:05:15 > 4:05:17Hetty, don't do that! Hetty, no, it's too dangerous!
4:05:17 > 4:05:20Hetty, no, no, no!
4:05:20 > 4:05:22Describe each other in one word.
4:05:22 > 4:05:25I'd have to say you're very optimistic.
4:05:25 > 4:05:26Always got a smile on your face.
4:05:26 > 4:05:28Oh, thanks. You're quite creative.
4:05:28 > 4:05:31You always making up songs and dancing.
4:05:31 > 4:05:33- On set.- Yeah!
4:05:33 > 4:05:35Would you rather spend a night in the tench
4:05:35 > 4:05:37or spend a day hanging out with Matron?
4:05:37 > 4:05:41The tench for me! I can't do Matron, she is too scary, she scares me.
4:05:41 > 4:05:43- The tench.- Oh, no.
4:05:43 > 4:05:44A day hanging out with Matron.
4:05:44 > 4:05:46I've been in the tench, you don't want to go there!
4:05:46 > 4:05:48Do you have any secret talents?
4:05:48 > 4:05:50Don't know if it is secret, I can dance.
4:05:50 > 4:05:52But I don't think that is a secret to anyone.
4:05:52 > 4:05:53I think it's pretty well-known.
4:05:53 > 4:05:56I don't have a secret talent, but I dance as well, so...
4:05:56 > 4:05:58I'll copy your answer.
4:05:59 > 4:06:00The face.
4:06:00 > 4:06:03What face? Oh, this one.
4:06:03 > 4:06:04The eyes.
4:06:06 > 4:06:07Tell us your favourite joke.
4:06:07 > 4:06:10- Knock, knock. - Who's there?- No-one.
4:06:10 > 4:06:11No-one who?
4:06:13 > 4:06:16Oh, I get it! Cos there's no-one there! I get it.
4:06:16 > 4:06:19- Mine is what does a man with two left feet wear?- What does he wear?
4:06:19 > 4:06:21Flip-flips.
4:06:21 > 4:06:22That's a lot better than mine.
4:06:22 > 4:06:24Rub your head and pat your stomach.
4:06:26 > 4:06:30- Oh, you said rub, didn't you? - Oh, rub, and pat.
4:06:30 > 4:06:33- I think you've got it.- I got it, right?- Yeah, you did it.- Yeah.
4:06:33 > 4:06:35Say your name backwards.
4:06:35 > 4:06:36Nrahsad.
4:06:36 > 4:06:37Lebasi.
4:06:37 > 4:06:40- I think everyone knows that. - Everyone knows their name backwards.
4:06:40 > 4:06:41I definitely do.
4:06:41 > 4:06:44Cor, blimey! You two are a right entertaining pair.
4:06:44 > 4:06:47Proper charmed me, you have! Onwards, Miss Driver,
4:06:47 > 4:06:49these two have earned their keep!
4:06:54 > 4:06:57I'm going to officially say that this is officially one of the most
4:06:57 > 4:07:00exciting episodes and it's amazing!
4:07:00 > 4:07:02What a bunker...officially!
4:07:02 > 4:07:05Oh, wait... "Please tell Laura to make her hints a bit better."
4:07:05 > 4:07:08OK, well, this week it's Officially Amazing Goes Bunkers!
4:07:08 > 4:07:12Is that a bit better? Less hint, more title.
4:07:12 > 4:07:14And there's something slightly different about this series.
4:07:14 > 4:07:18The Hulk in hot pants... Mr Cherry!
4:07:18 > 4:07:21No, Mr Cherry hasn't decided to give up the leggings. Guess again.
4:07:21 > 4:07:25- # USA! # - Yes, there's a live studio audience!
4:07:25 > 4:07:27Sometimes I wish my vlogs had an audience.
4:07:27 > 4:07:28Yaaaay!
4:07:28 > 4:07:31Hey, that's where my hat went!
4:07:31 > 4:07:33And can you guess the first record of the show?
4:07:33 > 4:07:36There's no way I'm even going to be able to hint about this.
4:07:36 > 4:07:38The whip must remove the cap completely
4:07:38 > 4:07:40without damaging the bottle.
4:07:40 > 4:07:42Bottle-cap whipping, yes!
4:07:42 > 4:07:46- I mean, super impressive. Look at that.- Ride 'em, cowboy!
4:07:46 > 4:07:48But how do you even discover you have that talent?
4:07:48 > 4:07:51Hey, Laura, you don't have something to open my bottle, do you?
4:07:51 > 4:07:52Yeah, sure. Like a bottle opener?
4:07:52 > 4:07:55No, I only open my bottles with a whip.
4:07:55 > 4:07:57What? And have you seen the juggling and leap-frogging?
4:07:57 > 4:08:00That must take some serious concentration.
4:08:00 > 4:08:03And the leapers are on fine form.
4:08:04 > 4:08:07Just like that concentration our Miles must have needed for
4:08:07 > 4:08:09his biscuit-stacking challenge the other week.
4:08:09 > 4:08:12A record equally as risky, as dangerous as...
4:08:12 > 4:08:15Yeah, I mean, it's stacking biscuits, isn't it?
4:08:15 > 4:08:19Four seconds left. 16. Ooh, that was a big one. 17.
4:08:19 > 4:08:2217 biscuits? I would have eaten them by the time I got to three
4:08:22 > 4:08:25so well done, Miles. Not on your intro, though.
4:08:25 > 4:08:29- That could have been worked on. - # Do-do-do-do-do-me! #
4:08:29 > 4:08:32Mmm, I think I need an intro too and my intro will be better than that.
4:08:32 > 4:08:35It's officially competitive here on Whoops! Let's do this.
4:08:37 > 4:08:40Right, Cherry leaps, Ray backflips and Steve, well,
4:08:40 > 4:08:42the less said about the Sizzler the better.
4:08:42 > 4:08:45Let's all immediately forget about that tongue thing.
4:08:45 > 4:08:47A good intro, Laura.
4:08:47 > 4:08:50Ooh, I've got just the thing.
4:08:51 > 4:08:53Yeah? Go big or go home.
4:08:53 > 4:08:56That's my motto and, since I am already home,
4:08:56 > 4:08:59I've got no choice but to go big.
4:08:59 > 4:09:00Don't think about it too hard.
4:09:00 > 4:09:04Time for my Officially Amazing world record challenge. Ooh!
4:09:09 > 4:09:11So there's only one of me but I'm going to attempt it anyway.
4:09:11 > 4:09:12Bring on the coffee beans!
4:09:12 > 4:09:16Right, I'm ready to go.
4:09:16 > 4:09:18Ooh, this is fiddly.
4:09:18 > 4:09:20Oh, right, OK, two.
4:09:20 > 4:09:22Ah, this isn't...
4:09:22 > 4:09:24No, three.
4:09:24 > 4:09:26I spoke too soon. I spoke too soon.
4:09:27 > 4:09:29Four.
4:09:29 > 4:09:31Five.
4:09:31 > 4:09:32Six.
4:09:32 > 4:09:35Oh, it's so fiddly. Oh, that's fallen off. Does that count?
4:09:35 > 4:09:38Seven. Eight.
4:09:38 > 4:09:40Nine.
4:09:40 > 4:09:42Ten. Argh!
4:09:42 > 4:09:44Do one more, there we go. Ooh.
4:09:44 > 4:09:48Did I do it? I need Champna here with an Officially Amazing clock.
4:09:48 > 4:09:49What's my time?
4:09:49 > 4:09:51Hey, that's under 35 seconds.
4:09:51 > 4:09:53Yay!
4:09:53 > 4:09:56I'm going to get practising and see if I can get an even better time.
4:09:56 > 4:09:59Maybe I should attempt the record for best introduction ever. Yeah!
4:10:02 > 4:10:05Is this even a record? Who cares? Hey!
4:10:10 > 4:10:12Night, Mum and Dad.
4:10:12 > 4:10:14I hope I have another good dream tonight, you know.
4:10:21 > 4:10:23# News, I got good news. #
4:10:23 > 4:10:25HE SQUAWKS
4:10:25 > 4:10:29What the biscuit apple mince pie was that?!
4:10:29 > 4:10:33Horrible Histories presents Monstrous Musicians.
4:10:33 > 4:10:36For a second I was upset that I couldn't get back to sleep
4:10:36 > 4:10:39after hearing that painful noise, but then I realised there's
4:10:39 > 4:10:42a brand-new series of Horrible Histories. Gah! Come on!
4:10:42 > 4:10:45The unique shape of the Neanderthal throat combined with their
4:10:45 > 4:10:49powerful chest and massive noses, creates a sound you'll never forget.
4:10:49 > 4:10:51HE SQUAWKS
4:10:51 > 4:10:52Please, no more. My ears!
4:10:52 > 4:10:55This week, some of history's most respectable figures were back
4:10:55 > 4:10:58with a bang, literally.
4:11:01 > 4:11:05My gosh, I'm sure back in the day it couldn't have been that bad.
4:11:05 > 4:11:08I mean, take Harriet Tubman and her fellow African Americans.
4:11:08 > 4:11:11# When the sun comes up, dear Lord we'll say
4:11:11 > 4:11:15# The big dark woman is coming this way. #
4:11:15 > 4:11:19# De-de-de-de-de, de-de-de-de. #
4:11:19 > 4:11:22Tune! Not only did Harriet Tubman's gospel song bang,
4:11:22 > 4:11:25but they were especially coded to help slaves escape.
4:11:25 > 4:11:26Harriet, my G.
4:11:26 > 4:11:30With skills like that, you can turn any situation into a song.
4:11:30 > 4:11:33# Can you pa-a-a-a-a-ass
4:11:33 > 4:11:35# Pass me a spoon
4:11:37 > 4:11:40# Cos I need to eat my soup? #
4:11:43 > 4:11:46As well as the origins of music, check out some epic dance moves
4:11:46 > 4:11:49from none other than the king of rock and roll.
4:11:49 > 4:11:51In three, two, one...
4:11:51 > 4:11:54# Well, since my baby left me. #
4:11:54 > 4:11:57Whoa!
4:11:57 > 4:12:00- What was that?- What, this?
4:12:00 > 4:12:04Go on, Elvis. Man's got some moves.
4:12:04 > 4:12:07You know, I thought about making up a dance of my own actually.
4:12:07 > 4:12:09It's called The Tee Cee.
4:12:11 > 4:12:13# Tee Cee
4:12:14 > 4:12:16# Tee Cee. #
4:12:16 > 4:12:19OK, so maybe I should just stick to singing at the dinner table.
4:12:19 > 4:12:24# Can I have some bread with my soup?
4:12:24 > 4:12:27# Thank yo-o-o-o-u. #
4:12:27 > 4:12:30What magnificent vlogging. I'm officially entertained.
4:12:30 > 4:12:32Now who wants to play everyone's favourite game?
4:12:32 > 4:12:34No, not Danger Mouse on the CBBC website.
4:12:34 > 4:12:37Get ready to guess that impression cos it's time for...
4:12:38 > 4:12:43If it's heads, I'm going to walk out that door and never come back.
4:12:43 > 4:12:45Guess whom!
4:12:45 > 4:12:46If it's tails,
4:12:46 > 4:12:51I'm going to walk out that door and I'm never going to come back.
4:12:51 > 4:12:53It was James from The Next Step.
4:12:53 > 4:12:56All right, cockers, I'm a little dog from Wigan.
4:12:56 > 4:12:59Guess whom!
4:12:59 > 4:13:03Wahey, all right, cockers? How dos?
4:13:03 > 4:13:05It was Hacker T Dog.
4:13:05 > 4:13:08Job done for today. Clinic closed.
4:13:08 > 4:13:11Guess whom!
4:13:11 > 4:13:14Job done for today. Clinic closed.
4:13:14 > 4:13:16I was Doctor Xand from Operation Ouch.
4:13:16 > 4:13:19You transformed right before my eyes.
4:13:19 > 4:13:20Don't just watch, join in.
4:13:20 > 4:13:22Record your impression of a CBBC character.
4:13:22 > 4:13:25Remember to tell us who you were and get it send to us via the
4:13:25 > 4:13:26Whoops web page.
4:13:26 > 4:13:29It's easy-peasy! Guess whom!
4:13:29 > 4:13:31Now get your knives and forks at the ready cos we've got an
4:13:31 > 4:13:34enormous buffet of telly treats just for you.
4:13:34 > 4:13:38It's all the best bits from CBBC this week. Ha-ha!
4:13:44 > 4:13:47Bernard!
4:13:47 > 4:13:48Penfold!
4:13:53 > 4:13:55Bernard!
4:13:56 > 4:13:58Yippee!
4:13:58 > 4:14:00Oh, heck!
4:14:04 > 4:14:07It's OK, Bernard, you go.
4:14:07 > 4:14:10I can learn to live without you.
4:14:12 > 4:14:17# Oh, why can't you hold me in the street?
4:14:17 > 4:14:20# Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?
4:14:22 > 4:14:26# I wish that it could be like that
4:14:26 > 4:14:28# Why can't we be like that?
4:14:28 > 4:14:31# Cos I'm yours. #
4:14:33 > 4:14:35# BBC Music Day
4:14:35 > 4:14:38# I said, Music Day. #
4:14:38 > 4:14:39Karim.
4:14:39 > 4:14:44# We promise that you'll never be bored
4:14:44 > 4:14:48# Our guests and games will have a sweet chord
4:14:48 > 4:14:51# Of Music Day, yeah
4:14:51 > 4:14:54# Music Day, yeah. #
4:15:01 > 4:15:02Whoo!
4:15:02 > 4:15:05Ladies and gentlemen, it's 5 After Midnight!
4:15:11 > 4:15:14What fun but all good things must come to an end.
4:15:14 > 4:15:16Now don't start weeping into your Cornflakes.
4:15:16 > 4:15:18You can find all of this on the CBBC iPlayer.
4:15:18 > 4:15:21Now am I going to get that bus today? Of course I'm not.
4:15:21 > 4:15:22But it's all right.
4:15:22 > 4:15:26I've always wanted to do a 15-mile hike alone in the rain(!)