Episode 7

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4:51:29 > 4:51:31CBBC fanatics report to the bus immediately.

4:51:31 > 4:51:34We are going to catch up on all the latest from the world's best

4:51:34 > 4:51:37channel in three, two, one - it's Whoops I Missed The Bus.

4:51:37 > 4:51:39All aboard! We have lift-off!

4:51:39 > 4:51:43- What's going on here? - One, two, three...

4:51:43 > 4:51:46Who are you vlogging about this week?

4:51:46 > 4:51:48Sorry if you're not one of my favourites

4:51:48 > 4:51:49but they're the funniest.

4:51:49 > 4:51:52And can anyone tell me what on earth Rhys is doing?

4:51:52 > 4:51:54DRAGONS: RACE TO THE EDGE THEME

4:51:54 > 4:51:57One place you are guaranteed to find a CBBC vlogger

4:51:57 > 4:51:59is in their bedroom wearing fluffy socks

4:51:59 > 4:52:02and watching a 13-hour The Next Step marathon.

4:52:02 > 4:52:05How can you do that to James, Riley?

4:52:05 > 4:52:07It's a rollercoaster, it's a rollercoaster, I tell you.

4:52:10 > 4:52:15How do we cram so much into 15 minutes? It's magic, I tells thee.

4:52:15 > 4:52:17Let's kick off with the one, the

4:52:17 > 4:52:19only, the irreplaceable Tee Cee!

4:52:23 > 4:52:26When I was away I missed this place so much.

4:52:26 > 4:52:29But what I missed most was being friends with Sloane.

4:52:29 > 4:52:32Wait, LaTroy is back?! # Whoa! #

4:52:32 > 4:52:34Let's hope that this time round things aren't

4:52:34 > 4:52:36so awkward for him, Sloane and Amy.

4:52:36 > 4:52:38Speaking of awkward...

4:52:39 > 4:52:42Things between Alfie and I have been a little awkward ever

4:52:42 > 4:52:45since we started dating. It's like we're not connecting any more.

4:52:45 > 4:52:48OK, that's not even awkward. That's just hashtag awks.

4:52:48 > 4:52:50And I'm confused.

4:52:50 > 4:52:52You mean to tell me Riley broke up with James to be with Alfie,

4:52:52 > 4:52:54who she is now losing connection with?

4:52:54 > 4:52:57I mean, is it really time to be thinking about your Wi-Fi

4:52:57 > 4:53:01connection? Oh, she means emotional connection. Right, I've got it.

4:53:01 > 4:53:04But still, really, Riley, really?

4:53:04 > 4:53:07I still really like Alfie but being with him

4:53:07 > 4:53:10isn't exactly what I pictured it would be.

4:53:10 > 4:53:14Now, Whoopsters, understand that there is a much bigger problem here

4:53:14 > 4:53:17than Riley's poor connection.

4:53:17 > 4:53:20The question is, Jiley or Ralfie?

4:53:20 > 4:53:24Well, I know whose team I'm on. Obviously the perfect match.

4:53:26 > 4:53:30Oh, they are so perfect.

4:53:30 > 4:53:33So perfect too!

4:53:33 > 4:53:35There's only one way to solve this.

4:53:38 > 4:53:41Aw! I'm sure this was their last performance as well.

4:53:41 > 4:53:44So cute.

4:53:44 > 4:53:49OK. OK, yep. All of that, all of that. Yeah.

4:53:49 > 4:53:52Ah, the tension!

4:53:52 > 4:53:54I'm not going to lie, that was close,

4:53:54 > 4:53:57but team Jiley, you pulled it out of the bag.

4:54:01 > 4:54:05Ooh! He even got Luke from Lost And Found to sing them a song.

4:54:05 > 4:54:07That is so thoughtful.

4:54:09 > 4:54:13Oh, she looks so happy! Oh, my life, I'm not even going to lie, like.

4:54:13 > 4:54:17Alfie has pulled out the stops with his date.

4:54:17 > 4:54:21It's well decorated, like, we've never seen studio A look so turned.

4:54:21 > 4:54:23Team Alfie, you've bagged yourself a point.

4:54:27 > 4:54:30SHE SQUEALS

4:54:30 > 4:54:34That is a serious kiss of the heart. Looks like we have a tie.

4:54:34 > 4:54:38This dilemma is way too much drama for me to handle in one vlog.

4:54:38 > 4:54:41But I'd love to know which team you're rooting for, Whoopsters,

4:54:41 > 4:54:43and it's a shame that the conversation has to end here.

4:54:43 > 4:54:45What? They can head over to the

4:54:45 > 4:54:46Whoops webpage and tell us

4:54:46 > 4:54:48if they're Team Jiley or

4:54:48 > 4:54:49Team Ralfie? You're joking!

4:54:49 > 4:54:52I'm sending messages to everyone on my friends list.

4:54:52 > 4:54:54While you're at it, does someone mind leaving some tips on how

4:54:54 > 4:54:57Riley can get better Wi-Fi connection in Studio A?

4:54:57 > 4:54:59Cos somehow, contacting her entire phonebook doesn't

4:54:59 > 4:55:02seem like the most sensible solution.

4:55:02 > 4:55:04And, again, really, Riley? Really?

4:55:04 > 4:55:08You're clearly made of funny bones. But move over!

4:55:08 > 4:55:12There's an army of 15-second fans snapping at your heels to

4:55:12 > 4:55:13take over our telly boxes.

4:55:13 > 4:55:16My favourite show on CBBC is called Horrible Histories because

4:55:16 > 4:55:20I love history and it's helping me a lot with my history classes.

4:55:20 > 4:55:24- And, tomorrow, I'm going to Hampton Court.- Nice work!

4:55:24 > 4:55:27I like Got What It Takes cos it's funny, talented,

4:55:27 > 4:55:29I like the songs, I like people that sing.

4:55:29 > 4:55:32Their voices are really good.

4:55:32 > 4:55:34And..

4:55:34 > 4:55:38- I LOVE GOT WHAT IT TAKES!- Well done!

4:55:38 > 4:55:40My favourite shows include The Next Step, Hacker Time

4:55:40 > 4:55:42and The Dengineers.

4:55:42 > 4:55:46My favourite presenters are Katie, Lauren and Hacker.

4:55:46 > 4:55:48Sorry if you're not one of my favourites,

4:55:48 > 4:55:50- but they're the funniest. - Lovely work.

4:55:50 > 4:55:53My favourite show on CBBC is Operation Ouch

4:55:53 > 4:55:57because Dr Chris and Dr Xand

4:55:57 > 4:56:00inspire me to be a doctor when I grow up.

4:56:00 > 4:56:03Also, I like Horrible Histories too. Bye!

4:56:03 > 4:56:07Hey, you! Yes, you! Why aren't you on the telly?

4:56:07 > 4:56:10Record your 15-second mini vlog talking about your favourite

4:56:10 > 4:56:13CBBC shows and send it to us through the Whoops webpage.

4:56:13 > 4:56:14Quickety-quick.

4:56:14 > 4:56:16You know how we here on Whoops always deliver to you

4:56:16 > 4:56:19the very best, unmissable bits of CBBC that you can tell

4:56:19 > 4:56:22all your mates about and make 'em well jel? We've only done it again!

4:56:22 > 4:56:23Ha! You're welcome!

4:56:26 > 4:56:29What's it like being the daughter to the best chef in the world?

4:56:29 > 4:56:31But Jamie Oliver's not my dad!

4:56:35 > 4:56:38Get her leg, hold her upside down. Let's go.

4:56:38 > 4:56:40When Dad came to parents' evening,

4:56:40 > 4:56:43he asked the headmistress for a selfie.

4:56:43 > 4:56:45SCREAMING

4:56:45 > 4:56:47On the back, on the back!

4:56:47 > 4:56:51One, two, three! Hiccups gone yet? Sorry.

4:56:51 > 4:56:53- I screamed.- Sorry, OK...

4:56:54 > 4:56:58On the interview tonight, are you going to be wearing those

4:56:58 > 4:57:01slippers? Because you'll get kicked out the studio.

4:57:01 > 4:57:03- Ha-ha.- Snake!- Dad, shut up.

4:57:04 > 4:57:08I think they need plucking. What's for dessert, madam?

4:57:08 > 4:57:12- Well, it's my maca-rons. - Maca-roons!- Nope.

4:57:12 > 4:57:13You are maca-wrong.

4:57:15 > 4:57:17We cannot be beaten by the Americans, come on.

4:57:17 > 4:57:21We started at the same time and I beat him by about ten minutes.

4:57:21 > 4:57:24If you lose, you may have to change your name. Bye!

4:57:24 > 4:57:26I got cramp. Severe cramp.

4:57:29 > 4:57:33What? No! You're going to burn... Oh, my God! No, stop!

4:57:33 > 4:57:36- What are you doing? - Jackson, go on, buddy!

4:57:36 > 4:57:39- Watch that silver car, watch the silver car!- Indicate!- I know!

4:57:39 > 4:57:43- After this one. All clear now.- Stop!

4:57:43 > 4:57:45He's so weird and annoying.

4:57:47 > 4:57:49- Everything a dad should be.- Matilda!

4:57:49 > 4:57:51- Are you still single?- Dad...

4:57:51 > 4:57:54Watch that white car, though, Meg. Beep the horn, please, Megan.

4:57:54 > 4:57:56- No.- OK.

4:57:56 > 4:58:00Down the line, when you get invited out to the cinema one night...

4:58:00 > 4:58:05- No, wait, wait, wait! I'm happy to come with you...- Dad.- Wait!- Dad!

4:58:05 > 4:58:06Boyfriend, Tilly, Dad.

4:58:06 > 4:58:13Tilly! Our very first go kart that seats three of us cos...

4:58:13 > 4:58:17I'll do the food and I'll bring some snacks along.

4:58:17 > 4:58:20Just being fair, we want to go for a ride together, your boyfriend

4:58:20 > 4:58:23and me. And the three of us can sit together. Tilly!

4:58:23 > 4:58:27One's for you and I, one's for your boyfriend! Tilly!

4:58:27 > 4:58:28They're joined up, Tilly!

4:58:28 > 4:58:31And we won't be sitting anywhere near the back row.

4:58:38 > 4:58:43The Pets Factor is... Oh, that's the wrong one. Let me do the right

4:58:43 > 4:58:45letter. The Pets Factor... P...

4:58:45 > 4:58:48It's a lot more difficult to make that letter with your arms.

4:58:48 > 4:58:49Is that a P?

4:58:49 > 4:58:51It's a mistake. The Pets Factor.

4:58:51 > 4:58:54The coolest vet in town, Cat.

4:58:54 > 4:58:56It's cos her name is Cat,

4:58:56 > 4:58:59she already has the name of a pet, which is a great name, Cat,

4:58:59 > 4:59:02but a part of me does feel like maybe it's a conspiracy theory that

4:59:02 > 4:59:06people can be called Cat, but I know no-one called Dog.

4:59:06 > 4:59:09Hmm? I do know a Doug, though. We've got Dougs.

4:59:09 > 4:59:12So, maybe that's fine. Hey, I'd like to adopt a dog.

4:59:12 > 4:59:15Oh, we've only got a Doug left. Hello! Got a cat. I'm Doug.

4:59:15 > 4:59:19- Cat and Dougs. - Time now to join Cheryl.

4:59:19 > 4:59:21Her first job of the day is to feed her own pets -

4:59:21 > 4:59:26- black-and-white cat Gordy, Cerys, the cavalier...- Good girl!

4:59:26 > 4:59:29And black rescue cat Bagheera.

4:59:29 > 4:59:31If you just edited all the reactions I have whilst watching

4:59:31 > 4:59:35Pets Factor, it would be a beautiful choir of, "Aw, aw, aw!

4:59:35 > 4:59:37"Oh, that one is a bit sad, but aw!"

4:59:37 > 4:59:40That one's just me singing, actually, quite good, I thought.

4:59:40 > 4:59:42I've got The Pets Factor. It's the wrong show, isn't it?

4:59:42 > 4:59:45The singing one? I just turn up to the vet's with the microphone, I

4:59:45 > 4:59:48think I'm auditioning and then they just put me on a table and try

4:59:48 > 4:59:50and make me better. No, no, I'm not a pet! No, guys, I'm a pop star!

4:59:50 > 4:59:53The vets, though, do take such good care of their animals,

4:59:53 > 4:59:55and although it can obviously be quite a difficult and sad

4:59:55 > 4:59:58job at times, there are other times when everything turns out OK.

4:59:58 > 5:00:03She was incredibly poorly, flat as a pancake, and look at her now.

5:00:03 > 5:00:07Isn't she brilliant? Aren't you brilliant? You are!

5:00:07 > 5:00:09You're fantastic.

5:00:09 > 5:00:13- And what's more, she's been adopted by new owners.- I love animals.

5:00:13 > 5:00:15Maybe more than people. Because if you see a person walking around

5:00:15 > 5:00:18and you throw a stick at it and say "fetch", you get in trouble.

5:00:18 > 5:00:22And also, all people do is eat and slide around on our bellies

5:00:22 > 5:00:25and shed our skin... That's snakes. I'm thinking of snakes.

5:00:25 > 5:00:28It's snakes I don't like. Such a strange shape, a snake.

5:00:28 > 5:00:30As a vet, I'd just say that is an incorrect animal.

5:00:30 > 5:00:33It shouldn't have got like this. What did it evolve from? A stick?

5:00:33 > 5:00:35I'm Stacey Dooley.

5:00:35 > 5:00:37I'm mad about animals, and seeing them poorly breaks my heart.

5:00:37 > 5:00:40I don't know how Stacey Dooley has made so many episodes of the show.

5:00:40 > 5:00:42Every five minutes, I would HAVE to have a break.

5:00:42 > 5:00:44Guys, that one's too cute.

5:00:44 > 5:00:46You better take that away otherwise I'm just going to do nothing but

5:00:46 > 5:00:49hug it, and I won't be able to film. I'm hugging it!

5:00:49 > 5:00:52That's what the show's like, actually, The Pets Factor.

5:00:52 > 5:00:55It's like a good dog. It's good. It is good. Good watch.

5:00:55 > 5:00:57Very cute as well.

5:01:01 > 5:01:06Ladies and gentlemen, cats and dogs, people of all ages,

5:01:06 > 5:01:11welcome to the first-ever CBBC Show Off where two CBBC shows will

5:01:11 > 5:01:15go head to head in an epic battle to see who will reign supreme.

5:01:15 > 5:01:17So, let's get ready to rumble.

5:01:17 > 5:01:21In the blue corner, he's an adorable bundle of 2D playfulness,

5:01:21 > 5:01:24it's Little Roy!

5:01:24 > 5:01:27And in the red corner, it's the show about the ever-patient Viking heir

5:01:27 > 5:01:30and his adventures with his dragon Toothless.

5:01:30 > 5:01:34It's Hiccup and the crew from Dragons: Race To The Edge!

5:01:34 > 5:01:35All right, you two.

5:01:35 > 5:01:39- I want a good, clean competition, do you understand? Roy?- Deal.

5:01:39 > 5:01:43- Dragons?- You got it.- Cool. First round is theme songs.

5:01:43 > 5:01:46Little Roy, you're up first.

5:01:46 > 5:01:47WHISTLE BLOWS

5:01:47 > 5:01:49- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy

5:01:49 > 5:01:53- # I'm Little Roy - He's Little Roy... #

5:01:55 > 5:01:57Ah! Delightful! Dragons, go!

5:01:57 > 5:01:59WHISTLE BLOWS

5:01:59 > 5:02:01DRAGONS: RACE TO THE EDGE THEME

5:02:05 > 5:02:08Strong choices, but let's head to the judges.

5:02:08 > 5:02:12Little Roy was cute, but the Dragons was so epic.

5:02:12 > 5:02:13What do you think?

5:02:13 > 5:02:19They look like cartoons, they sound like cartoons, they ARE cartoons!

5:02:19 > 5:02:23OK, whilst they decide, let's move on to the next round. Abilities!

5:02:23 > 5:02:25Show us what you're made of, Dragons!

5:02:25 > 5:02:27- WHISTLE BLOWS - And they're off!

5:02:27 > 5:02:30The Seashocker is in full force but the Scauldrons are hot on its tail.

5:02:30 > 5:02:31Will it get away?

5:02:31 > 5:02:35Oh, some intimidating action there, but they're still in the chase! Oh!

5:02:35 > 5:02:38That's going to take some beating. What you got, Little Roy?

5:02:38 > 5:02:39WHISTLE BLOWS

5:02:39 > 5:02:42Three, two, one. Two, one... ALL: Cats!

5:02:42 > 5:02:45Oh, he started with cats. Very good transformation, good. Good start.

5:02:45 > 5:02:48And the dog, clever transition. Nice. Oh, we've got a unicorn.

5:02:48 > 5:02:51That's quite a difficult one to do. The horse, yes, then the iguana!

5:02:51 > 5:02:54Oh, there's a bird. The rabbit! The monkey. How's he finishing?

5:02:54 > 5:02:56With a kangaroo!

5:02:56 > 5:02:59Here are the nominees for Best Drama in a Cartoon.

5:02:59 > 5:03:03Little Roy for "I've accidentally turned into a mouse and I can't

5:03:03 > 5:03:07"change back, which means I've ruined Mum's family photo for ever."

5:03:07 > 5:03:09And Dragons

5:03:09 > 5:03:12for "Fishlegs found a Seashocker and wants to return it home but

5:03:12 > 5:03:15"those nasty Scauldrons won't leave him alone, and this would be

5:03:15 > 5:03:16"much easier if Ruffnut

5:03:16 > 5:03:19"and Tuffnut weren't playing these stupid pranks for Loki Day!"

5:03:19 > 5:03:21Sheesh!

5:03:21 > 5:03:23And the winner is...

5:03:23 > 5:03:26CBBC values both these fantastic shows on its channel.

5:03:26 > 5:03:28Well, I guess there are no winners here. You know what, though?

5:03:28 > 5:03:31It makes me really want to have a Little Roy and Dragons marathon.

5:03:31 > 5:03:33Peace!

5:03:33 > 5:03:36That was good enough to make me want to burst into song. # La-ah-ah-ah! #

5:03:36 > 5:03:38But I won't, though, because it's time to guess those

5:03:38 > 5:03:41impressions again! A game that's also known as...

5:03:44 > 5:03:46Tim, are you sure you know what you're doing?

5:03:46 > 5:03:49You've definitely done this before?

5:03:49 > 5:03:50Guess Whom?

5:03:50 > 5:03:53Are you sure you know what you're doing?

5:03:53 > 5:03:55- You've definitely done this before? - Yeah.

5:03:55 > 5:03:59- I was impersonating Naomi from Wild And Weird.- I don't know.

5:03:59 > 5:04:03It can be in a washroom, it can be in a cubby, it can be anywhere.

5:04:03 > 5:04:05Guess whom?

5:04:06 > 5:04:08It could be here, it could be in the washroom,

5:04:08 > 5:04:10it could be in the cubbies, it could be anywhere.

5:04:10 > 5:04:14- I was being Henry from The Next Step.- All right, cockers?

5:04:14 > 5:04:16I'm a little dog from Wigan.

5:04:16 > 5:04:21- I was going to make a video if I remembered!- Guess whom?

5:04:21 > 5:04:24I'm just a little dog from Wigan, ain't I?

5:04:24 > 5:04:27I was doing an impression of Hacker T Dog.

5:04:27 > 5:04:30Bored of performing your CBBC impressions to Josephine

5:04:30 > 5:04:33the goldfish? Send one in to us and you could be on the TV!

5:04:33 > 5:04:35Make it ten seconds long and remember to tell us

5:04:35 > 5:04:38who you were at the end. Just go to the Whoops webpage for more info.

5:04:38 > 5:04:39Guess whom?!

5:04:39 > 5:04:42Now, there's only one thing left that could turn this week's

5:04:42 > 5:04:45show from fantastic to epic-tastic!

5:04:45 > 5:04:48It's the very best bits from CBBC this week!

5:04:48 > 5:04:51- Tastic! - So, what's going to happen to me?

5:04:51 > 5:04:55- Oh, my good friend Mr Bernstein will escort you to his mill..- No!

5:04:55 > 5:04:57..where you will live out the rest of your miserable existence,

5:04:57 > 5:05:00where you will learn what a trivial little person you are.

5:05:00 > 5:05:02Please, Matron. I won't say anything I swear!

5:05:02 > 5:05:05Life could have been so much easier for you, Feather!

5:05:05 > 5:05:07But you continue to defy me.

5:05:07 > 5:05:10Now, if you don't mind, I have some packing to finish.

5:05:12 > 5:05:18- Get off of me!- You started this war, Feather, and now I am finishing it!

5:05:18 > 5:05:21He makes it look easy, but to maintain this

5:05:21 > 5:05:26level of accuracy over 18 metres is phenomenally hard.

5:05:26 > 5:05:30The yellow glasses eliminate the glare from our lights

5:05:30 > 5:05:34and the blinker is to remove all distractions from John's

5:05:34 > 5:05:36peripheral vision.

5:05:36 > 5:05:40I'm not sure what distractions there are here, though.

5:05:41 > 5:05:43John's powering through.

5:05:46 > 5:05:49Just one balloon left.

5:05:51 > 5:05:55- Hacker, have you noticed anything weird about us today?- Weird? Oh, no.

5:05:55 > 5:05:58I'm a picture of normality, me.

5:05:58 > 5:06:03- Although I do feel a tad taller today. Yes!- We've switched bodies!

5:06:03 > 5:06:07- Just like Miss O and Oscar in Odd Squad next!- Oh, quick!

5:06:07 > 5:06:11Run that Zipzer sneak peek while we try the old switcharoo-ey-pops.

5:06:11 > 5:06:13How time flies!

5:06:13 > 5:06:15That's your lot for now, but you can catch up with

5:06:15 > 5:06:19all your favourite CBBC shows on CBBC iPlayer. Phew.

5:06:19 > 5:06:22As for me, I'm off to zumba. Oh, the bus has been and gone! Fear not!

5:06:22 > 5:06:25I can zumba to zumba! Onwards!