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0:00:02 > 0:00:03- And then what happened? - And then I asked Mrs Lennox

0:00:03 > 0:00:05- if I could read my essay in class.- You asked?

0:00:05 > 0:00:08Yeah. It went well. How come I didn't see you there, Carl?

0:00:08 > 0:00:11I got lost in the hallways and ended up in the boiler room again.

0:00:11 > 0:00:14Rough first month. Anyways, what'd I miss?

0:00:14 > 0:00:15The usual Mrs Lennox kookiness.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18She brought her cats in dressed as historical figures.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Cleo-catra was cute.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23She must be the weirdest history teacher in history.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26- SQUELCH Ugh.- That's really gross.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Why does this always happens to you?

0:00:28 > 0:00:32- I think you're going to have to use a hose again.- Come on!

0:00:32 > 0:00:35At least you didn't fall in it like last time.

0:00:35 > 0:00:38- This has to be a mistake, Dr Cassabi.- It's not, Porter.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41As an angel in training, you've been assigned Carl Montclaire.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Case Number 4450842.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You're only giving this to me as my first assignment

0:00:46 > 0:00:48because the boss is still mad at me.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Yeah, the whole infamous mohawk while he was sleeping prank thing!

0:00:51 > 0:00:55Everybody thought it was funny. I even saw you laughing.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57As I was saying, if you want your angel wings,

0:00:57 > 0:01:01you have to make Carl the most popular kid at his high school.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02You'll never pull it off.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06This kid is totally unlucky. There's no way you can make him popular.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I can make any kid popular. It'll be a cakewalk.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12OK. Carl Montclaire is all yours.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14- What happens if I need your help? - Easy.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17I'll be the school's new guidance counsellor.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19- Great.- Good luck, Porter.

0:01:20 > 0:01:22Blast.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28- Did you guys just see that? - See what?- That kid just appeared out of nowhere right on the street.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31Come on, Carl. You want me to believe he teleported?

0:01:31 > 0:01:35There was nothing there and then he was here. Who is he?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38He's going into my house! Why is he going into my house?

0:01:38 > 0:01:44# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:44 > 0:01:48# Let's give it everything you've got

0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Cos if we get it right

0:01:51 > 0:01:56# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:56 > 0:02:00# I got my wings from an angel

0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:02:04 > 0:02:06# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:02:06 > 0:02:10# Oh, the wings of an angel

0:02:10 > 0:02:13# Now we've got to learn to glide. #

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Who wants something to drink?

0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Yes! Gobsmack juice.- Turn the page.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Is that Carl sunburned or is that red paint?- Sunburned.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Nah!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Argh!

0:02:33 > 0:02:36- What about that one?- That's where Carl got stuck inside his parka.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38We're still not sure how that happened.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Can I get a hand here?

0:02:40 > 0:02:43Carl is such a dweeb.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Hello, I am in the room.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, Carl, you're not a dweeb.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49You're just a little unlucky.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Why does everyone tell me that?

0:02:51 > 0:02:53So you don't think you're such a dweeb.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Becky, apologise to your brother. - Sorry.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59I have to make fun of Carl, it's a little sister's job.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02And you've been putting in a little too much overtime.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05What can I say, I love my work.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09- Hey, Carl. Nice to see you again. - Again? Who are you?

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- This is your cousin Porter from Vancouver. You met him last summer. - I've never met this guy.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Of course you have. He's your cousin!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You know, the son of Uncle Watchamahoosit.- Yeah, our uncle.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23- The one who always did that... - ..Car thing.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- And he had that big... - ..Factory thing with the outdoor...

0:03:26 > 0:03:28..Thing that went...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30ALL: Bwap!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32THEY LAUGH

0:03:36 > 0:03:38That thing sure was funny.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40You know what's funny?

0:03:40 > 0:03:42I just saw this guy fall out of the sky.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46And right into our laps, and until his dad's job transfer goes through,

0:03:46 > 0:03:48he'll be staying with us.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51- So, why don't you show Porter your room?- Why?

0:03:51 > 0:03:55You are so full of questions today.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Because that's where he'll be staying, silly.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03I've been training angels for as long as I can remember

0:04:03 > 0:04:06and I've never met one as reckless as Porter Jackson.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Remember when he replaced your halo with that honey glazed donut?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Now that was a delicious prank.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13It took me a week to get the icing out of my hair.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18OK. You'll have to take

0:04:18 > 0:04:20the top bunk because I tend to fall out.

0:04:20 > 0:04:26- You slept with a helmet until you were nine?- I wore that helmet cos I was just really into hockey.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29All right. Why don't we take the top bunk

0:04:29 > 0:04:31down and just rearrange the room?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Nah. No.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34This is my room, it's fine.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It took me years to get it like this.- OK, Carl.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Where should I hang my stuff? - What stuff?

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Where did that come from?

0:04:42 > 0:04:47Look, whatever. You can have half my closet space. All the sudden

0:04:47 > 0:04:49I'm sharing a room? That's not right. How does that happen?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56You like it?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59Yeah. Yeah, I like what you've done with the place. No!

0:04:59 > 0:05:02No, I don't! What is going on? How did you trick my mum and my sister?

0:05:02 > 0:05:07I don't have an uncle from Vancouver with the car thing and the funny thing that goes "bwah"!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- What is going on here? - You should sit down.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12No, thank you. I'll stand.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Surprise!

0:05:14 > 0:05:16No, I haven't told him yet!

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Fine, if you need me, I'll be checking out their garbage.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- That raccoon was talking! - Hey, I'm a raccoon minion,

0:05:23 > 0:05:25kind of like an angel's helper.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- Not exactly 100% raccoon, but I'm pretty close.- Who are you?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31I'm your guardian angel.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Actually, I'm an AIT.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35- An AIT?- Angel In Training.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I've been sent to help you become the most popular kid at Bennett High.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41HE LAUGHS

0:05:45 > 0:05:49Well, I hope you're not offended, but maybe you wouldn't mind proving

0:05:49 > 0:05:51it because you'll have to admit that's nutso!

0:05:51 > 0:05:53All right.

0:05:56 > 0:06:01- Halo and angel wings. - Yeah, I don't get real wings until I'm a full angel.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06I've seen that so many times before.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08It never gets old.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15Bet you haven't seen that before.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Hey, Principal Malone.- Hey, Carl.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25You've got five minutes to get to class.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27- Thanks for the heads up.- No problem.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31# Hey, Tara, don't be late, off you go to matriculate

0:06:31 > 0:06:35# Hey you, no running in the halls unless you're being chased by a monster. #

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Just kidding, there are no monsters!

0:06:37 > 0:06:41# No, no, no, no cellphones in the hallway, let's put those away. #

0:06:41 > 0:06:44Seriously, let's say goodbye. Thank you.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45See you, guys.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Watch it, Sardine. - Sorry about that.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52I call Carl Sardine. It just came to my head.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53Pretty good, huh? Just like that.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Last week in gym class, Carl was looking kind of wiggly.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59An hour later, I was like, check out the Carl-amander.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02But it was too late because he was home by then.

0:07:02 > 0:07:06Carl Montclaire, did you know you share your name with a famous monk?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Ichabob H Montclaire.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12- Do you ever think about getting into monking?- No, but I will now.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13- Good.- Isn't it called monkery?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- No, it's monking.- OK.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hey, Jane. I've got to talk to you.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Make it fast, I'm late. - You're not going to believe this.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Take a look over there. - What? The new guy?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Isn't he your cousin? - Did he trick you?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28He's pretending to be my cousin.

0:07:28 > 0:07:33- He's not, though. He's actually a mango-lia-karia-lesso.- What?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36No. A jara-kia-fol-ay-aya.

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Ahem. He's a pia-koya-say-vaya. I can't say it!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I am sharing a room with a plop-plop-sleepy-plop.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47I don't have time for this, Carl.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49I have to come up with an article for the school newspaper.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52I thought you were doing it on the basketball shoot-out.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55No. My editor said it's a foregone conclusion, Surge will win. Again.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59Mainly because no one is willing to play against him.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03I'm thinking of having my name legally changed to Swish.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07My editor says I have to write about Britney's party.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Slow news day, huh? - She says gossip's the only thing

0:08:10 > 0:08:14keeping newspapers in business these days. It's a waste of my talent.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I hear Britney's parties are pretty sweet.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Give me a break. I'm a legitimate high school reporter.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21I don't do fluff pieces on airheads.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24I do hard-hitting exposes on crisis in the cafeteria.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28I liked how you peeled back the bun on the contents of the sloppy Joes.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Who'd want to go to her party anyway?

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Yep. Who'd want to go to her party?

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Britney thinks she's all that

0:08:40 > 0:08:44just because she's really pretty, popular and all the boys adore her.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46OK, maybe she is all that.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Maybe I'm a little bit jealous,

0:08:49 > 0:08:51but I have one thing she doesn't have.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55This thermos. Britney may be hot but so is my soup.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Who is that cute guy?

0:08:57 > 0:09:00He must be new. I've got to invite him to my party.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Two more minutes till the bell.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Hi, Principal Malone. - Hello, Britney.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07If you need any help taking this new student

0:09:07 > 0:09:09to his class, I'd be happy to help.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, that's Porter Jackson.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15He just transferred here. You can take to Mr Nakamura's class.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Sure thing.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- So you're the new guy? Porter, right?- That's right.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Well, it's your lucky day because I'm - wait for it - Britney.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26And I'm inviting you to my party tomorrow night.

0:09:26 > 0:09:31Just think of it as the welcome wagon, making you feel...welcome.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Sounds like a lot of fun.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36- I just need a second. - Walk with me, Porter.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Fantastic. You spend one day here and you got an invitation.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Awesome. I can't say the word "angel" any more.- You just did.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45You know what I mean. You put some kind of spell on me!

0:09:45 > 0:09:48I can't have you running around telling people I'm an angel.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50- That's just not cool! - I wasn't running,

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I was walking at a brisk pace.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55You're the only who's supposed to know about me.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57If my secret got out, this just wouldn't work.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Ahem.- I gotta go.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Talk to you later, Carl.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Who was that guy? - That's Carl Montclair.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- He's my cousin. - BELL RINGS

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- Nice office, Dr Cassabi. - It gets a lovely breeze.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18So you like being the guidance counsellor so far?

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Yeah. It's not my dream job...

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Maybe one day you'll get to drive a subway train!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Until then, I have my fantasies.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Ee-er-ee-er. Clear the doors, please!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Toot-toot!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32So how are things going with Carl Montclair?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34He seems to be settling into the whole guardian angel thing.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Great. That's what I like to hear.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39What are you planning to do about his popularity problems?

0:10:39 > 0:10:43- First I'll try to give Carl a confidence boost.- Don't forget this.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Ah, the angel textbook.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48A light read, huh?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Like I haven't heard that before! This book will tell you how to,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54and how not to, use your angel magic.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57It's a complete manual for angels in training.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58Great. Thanks.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00DR CASSABI WHISTLES

0:11:11 > 0:11:14You know people say something is the best thing since sliced bread?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16What did they say before that?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Just, "That's the best thing since bread?"

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Cos your life would be boring if bread was special.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Alex is sort of... Well, I guess you can say

0:11:24 > 0:11:26he marches to the beat of his own drum.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29Although he does know the name of every capital city in the world.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30True. And he can speak Swahili.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- I guess it's best to just say... - He's Alex!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Got to go.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40Hey, Montclair! Are you one of those people who hate sports? Or athletes?

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Or do you just hate basketball? - I don't hate basketball.- No?

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- Then why mock everything I hold sacred?- What are you talking about?

0:11:48 > 0:11:50I hear you signed up for the basketball shoot-out.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I didn't sign up for that.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54Sure you did, Carl. I saw you do it!

0:11:54 > 0:11:59Don't listen to him - he's a fra-ma-la-sheek-ahala-halas.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hello, friend. You're welcome here. Ni hao!

0:12:01 > 0:12:05I've devoted a major part of my life to honing and perfecting

0:12:05 > 0:12:07my b-ball skills and now it's lesson time.

0:12:07 > 0:12:13You and me, basketball court, mano-a-mano, 4 o'clock.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I've got, er, origami club at four.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18We were meant to make paper cranes...

0:12:18 > 0:12:20OK, 5 o'clock. Mano-a-mano...

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Yeah, I got it. Mano-a-mano.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25I know you got it, a-mano!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28If I'm going to make you popular, you need to be quiet

0:12:28 > 0:12:30about this whole origami thing.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Forget the origami thing. I need to practise basketball.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Ready when you are.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46I have been practising for two hours and I haven't gotten any better.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49You said you were my guardian angel. Why would you sign me up

0:12:49 > 0:12:51for a competition I've no chance of winning?

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Now I see why they sent me to help you.

0:13:00 > 0:13:04You need to have confidence in yourself and in me.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. You're an angel!

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Angel in training.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16You know what you need? A pep-talk.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Where am I? What just happened?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Hey! How's it going?- Porter, I should have known it was you.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26- Is this the new guy?- Carl, meet... - Randy Foye! You're in the NBA!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- This is incredible!- He needs some help with his basketball skills.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32You want to learn how to do this?

0:13:36 > 0:13:38It's easy, Carl.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41There's one little secret. You have to believe in yourself.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Have you seen the size of my freakishly small hands?

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Enough negative talk. Just go out there and do your best.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51- I'll try. Thanks, Randy. - Serge is going to be here soon.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53OK, Porter. You'd better get me back.

0:13:53 > 0:13:57- I was right in the middle of practice.- Thanks, Randy.

0:13:57 > 0:13:58Believe in yourself.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07Let there be b-balling begin!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15- I don't know if I can do this. Any advice?- Sure, Carl.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17You bounce the ball while you're walking around.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- That's called dribbling. - I know you're joking but, honestly,

0:14:20 > 0:14:21thank you for the reminder.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Would you mind losing so bad

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- that it's worth a story? - Now THAT I can do!

0:14:26 > 0:14:30Hey, Alex. Did you come to see me totally humiliate myself?

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Yes. And I brought carrot snacks!

0:14:32 > 0:14:34Hey, Carl, get over here!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36How d'you think Carl's going to do?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40I'm an expert in losing and he's gonna lose - bad!

0:14:41 > 0:14:46- Hey, hey - can anyone see you?- Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?

0:14:46 > 0:14:48That's a separate question, but you know what I mean.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52Don't worry about it, no one can see or hear me. I'm in stealth mode.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Ha-ha! I don't have a single angel power, but I can make

0:14:55 > 0:14:58myself invisible any time I want.

0:14:58 > 0:15:03I also have racoon powers, like an incredible sense of smell, and I can

0:15:03 > 0:15:06eat anything I want - except jalapenos, they make me gassy.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08PHRRRT!

0:15:08 > 0:15:11- Oh! Excuse me.- Look at Porter, huh?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13Gotta give him credit for jumping in as fast as he did.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Most AITs take a few weeks before

0:15:16 > 0:15:19they really get the lay of the land, not Porter.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Hey, Montclair, let's do this.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23You are going down.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- I think this means, "I'm watching you."- You're going down, Carl.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30First to 21 wins.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32I'm so dead.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33Hi.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38# I built my soul on rock and roll

0:15:38 > 0:15:42# Then someone told me kids don't rock no more... #

0:15:42 > 0:15:45THEY CHEER

0:15:48 > 0:15:50- That's not good.- That is not good.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Want the ball? Want the ball? Want the ball?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58# ..I'm just a bad little mutt showing off

0:15:58 > 0:16:01# And if you love me let me see your hands up

0:16:01 > 0:16:03# If you hate me why the hell you show up?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05# I'm just a bad little mutt showing off

0:16:05 > 0:16:08# I'm just a bad little mutt showing off... #

0:16:09 > 0:16:11How does he deal with the humiliation?

0:16:11 > 0:16:13He's been practising his whole life.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17All right! High-fives for Serge!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Whoo!

0:16:22 > 0:16:26CHEERING

0:16:37 > 0:16:38Oh, this is so boring.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42I could be at the mall right now, shopping or trying on clothes.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Hey, you know what you could do? - What?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Shall I do a cheer? That always gets everyone going.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Or how about this - whoever wins,

0:16:49 > 0:16:51you invite to your party. That will get things going.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55That is so cool, it would be like giving back to the little people.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58- Exactly.- Listen up, everybody!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Quiet in the back.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03I just had the best idea since bread.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Whoever wins the shoot-out gets to come to my party.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08ALL: Ooh!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13# And you can't stop me now

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# Cos life is much too fast

0:17:17 > 0:17:20# And I won't come in last... #

0:17:24 > 0:17:27CHEERING

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Come on! What you got, sardine? What you got?

0:17:38 > 0:17:40Yay!

0:17:40 > 0:17:43CHEERING

0:18:05 > 0:18:08This better not be steroids!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- What's the score? - 20 to 20, next shot wins.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15What are you doing, Porter?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Helping Carl.- Not like this. Will you follow him his whole life

0:18:18 > 0:18:20making everything easy for him?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22I'm supposed to make him the most popular kid in school.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26You're supposed to encourage and give him direction. This is unacceptable.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29- All right, after this one last shot. - No. You're not helping

0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Carl's confidence by letting him win. Your powers stop now.- But...

0:18:32 > 0:18:35No, you are cut off until tomorrow.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Come on, Carl, you can do it!

0:18:50 > 0:18:52You got it, Carl!

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Go for it!- Come on, Carl!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Yes! I actually won! That's a first.

0:19:12 > 0:19:16I actually lost. At a sport. It's not possible!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18You won it, man!

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Way to go, Carl!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23I guess I'll see you at my party, then, Calvin.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Calvin, Carl, whatever, man. I'll be there.- Obvi.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29Good game, Monclair.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Thanks, man. Good one.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34CHEERING

0:19:38 > 0:19:41So you didn't use any of your angel magic to help my last shot?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Not even a little. That last shot was all you.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well, I must say, I'm a little impressed with myself.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49You're a good influence, Porter.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52Before you came, I am not sure if Carl would

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- have entered a basketball shoot-out or gone to a party.- Thanks, Mrs M.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59I still don't understand how you could have won that shoot-out

0:19:59 > 0:20:01with your tiny, tiny hands.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Yeah, well, having my cousin around isn't half as bad as

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- I thought it would be.- Thanks, Carl.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Have a good time, guys.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10And don't do anything I wouldn't do.

0:20:10 > 0:20:15What? You mean like don't show up to the party without my blankie?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- Ooh! Don't wait up for me.- Gotcha.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23What's the hold-up? We've got a party to go to.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I thought you weren't gonna go. - I'm working on an article

0:20:26 > 0:20:30- on modern youth, demonstrating the propensity to...- Yeah, right.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Who am I kidding? It's gonna be an awesome party!

0:20:32 > 0:20:35Oh, dude, do you think there'll be a pinata?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39- There'll be one now.- Oh, boy.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You are going to make things interesting for me, aren't you?

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh, yeah.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46# Ai ai ai ai

0:20:46 > 0:20:48# Arriba arriba arriba! #

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