Almost Too Famous

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0:00:03 > 0:00:06Well, Porter, everyone wants you to sign their yearbooks.

0:00:06 > 0:00:09- You can start charging. - D'you want me to sing yours?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12Of course, but I'm trying to keep most the real estate free,

0:00:12 > 0:00:15- so sign along the edges.- You've managed to keep most of it free!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17"Have a great summer, Chip"?

0:00:17 > 0:00:19It's a little nickname they gave me.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22"To whom it may concern, hope you had a great year"?!

0:00:22 > 0:00:25- I like it.- "I think you were in my class, whoever you are"!

0:00:25 > 0:00:28I know, it's brutal. No-one knows who I am.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- Has anyone asked to sign your yearbook?- Aside from Alex?

0:00:31 > 0:00:32- Yeah.- No.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Actually, Alex didn't even ask.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36I just kind of stuck it in front of him.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40It's like I'm Mr Nobody, even Mum and Beck forget I'm around.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46Hey, they were just about to break the next top hand model.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ah, hello, I was eating that.

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Did you say something, Becky? - Thanks for the ice cream, Mum.

0:00:51 > 0:00:52You're welcome.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Newshound?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Jane, summer yearbook, please use as much space as you want.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01The yearbook is completely overshadowing the school newspaper.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Nobody's read this week's edition. - If you could just sign.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07If it looks like nobody's interested in the school newspaper,

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Principal Malone might shut it down.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12What would I do without the Bennett Newshound?

0:01:12 > 0:01:15One of the 57 other extracurricular activities you do?

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Order in my court.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25So how about your initials and a smiley face?

0:01:25 > 0:01:28I'm late for the newspaper staff meeting.

0:01:28 > 0:01:29Jane completely blew me off.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32It's officially an epidemic of no-one notices Carl.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34At least she didn't call you Chip.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:40 > 0:01:44# Let's give it everything we've got

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# Cos if we get it right

0:01:47 > 0:01:52# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:52 > 0:01:54# Hey! I've got my wings

0:01:54 > 0:01:55# From an angel

0:01:55 > 0:01:59# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:01:59 > 0:02:02# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:02:02 > 0:02:05# Always an angel

0:02:05 > 0:02:09# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:02:15 > 0:02:18Mitchell, I'm hearing great feedback about your Lazy Bear comic strip.

0:02:18 > 0:02:22Keep doing what you're doing. Lister and sisters, you're covering

0:02:22 > 0:02:25this month's teacher feature on Mr Nakamura.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28He's been dodging the Bennett Newshound for months.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29It smells like a zoo in here.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Sorry to interrupt, Jane. - Are you pulling the plug?

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Just give us a second chance, Principal Malone,

0:02:35 > 0:02:36it's been a slow news week.

0:02:36 > 0:02:40Brittany will be joining you for a while. Her English grade is slipping

0:02:40 > 0:02:44so in an attempt to boost it, she will be a Bennett Newshound writer.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47I don't think we have the room. Might not work.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Oh, just like someone with your colouring

0:02:50 > 0:02:51wearing that eye shadow.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52We'll just have to make room.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Maybe another writer will help make the Bennett Newshound

0:02:55 > 0:02:58a must read again. You got two weeks or the paper goes online.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02There's no fact-checking on the web, it's chaos and bad grammar.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05I think you mean poor grammar.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06I just missed 18 texts.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Hey, Porter, will you sign my yearbook?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Look, I saved you a whole page, so sign it big!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Bailey, you want...? - Oh, thank you for offering.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19That's a good idea.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Yeah, and maybe after...

0:03:21 > 0:03:25Thank you so much, Porter. I am so going to remember you forever.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Wow.- Embarrassing.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Would it be too much to ask for a little attention for myself?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's never too much to ask with your angel in training here.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I'm going to try something, you up for it?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41Right now, I might as well be in the witness protection programme.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43All right, stand still.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Hey, Porter, I think they saw your angel magic.- Yes!

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Guess again, I just made you the centre of attention at Bennett High.

0:03:59 > 0:04:00Centre of attention?

0:04:00 > 0:04:02So you made me the most popular kid at school?

0:04:02 > 0:04:06- Isn't that your big assignment? - No, let's be clear on this, Carl.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I didn't make you the most popular kid, I put you in the spotlight.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Now it's up to you to do something with it.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Sign that.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19SHE SNIFFS

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Eugh...

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Hey, check this out.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Turns out pro skateboarder Casper Sullivan

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- does his own grocery shopping. - Oh, no way!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31You don't seem too interested. I thought you would flip over that.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, I'm totally flipping inside.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36I'm a little distracted. I'm doing an article for the school newspaper.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39Is that cool now? Nobody told me. Shall I tell the others?

0:04:39 > 0:04:41- I'll tell you once you tell them.- OK.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43This is what I've written so far.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45"Hey, Bears, check out these titbits.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48"Locker 127 reeks. Are they growing a puke farm in there?"

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Anything for you, ladies.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Is that Carl Montclaire?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55There's something different about him.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I've got to figure out what it is.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00Carl, a quote for this week's Bennett Newshound?

0:05:00 > 0:05:01Ah, things are really looking up.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04That's perfect, I totally have my next article.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06"Carl Montclaire, from a nobody to a superstar."

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Hey, Carl, can I get a picture of you?- Yeah.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Thanks.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hey, man.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18- Carl, sign my yearbook, buddy? - Yeah, sure thing.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22He signed it! Woo-hoo-hoo!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Woo-hoo-hoo, yeah!

0:05:25 > 0:05:29This is pretty cool. I feel like a celebrity.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32But I have one question, what's it going to be like at home?

0:05:32 > 0:05:34One step ahead of you.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37The spell doesn't affect people who love you.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40OK, good, cos the only thing worse than Becky insulting me

0:05:40 > 0:05:43- would be Becky fawning over me. - Yeah!

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Well, well, Porter Jackson, fantastic job.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Carl is looking pretty popular. - You bet, Dr Cassabi.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52Quick question, do full angel wings come in blue?

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Cos I look good in blue.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57No.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Brittany's Bennett Newshound column is a hit, Jane.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11"Carl Montclaire spotted at the drinking fountain.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15"He drinks water like us, but does he arrive driving a motorcycle?"

0:06:15 > 0:06:17This is just trashy gossip.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Since when does everyone care about Carl?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Who cares about WHEN? The point is that we do. That kid's amazing

0:06:22 > 0:06:26- and the students are eating it up. - Has everyone lost it around here?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh, here she is, journalist extraordinaire!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Thanks, Principal Malone. Who knew I was such an amazing journalist?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Especially when I have so many other talents.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39The next edition, your column will run on page one above the fold.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41What? I don't even have a story published above the fold yet.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43And I'm the editor.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47None of your articles attract the attention that Brittany's do.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- They're always so serious. - It's true.

0:06:49 > 0:06:50Oh, you know what, Jane?

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- You should shadow Brittany and learn what sells papers.- But it's free.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58You get my point. Good luck, Jane. Try to soak it all in.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Oh, Carl!

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Carl, you're late. You really know how to make an entrance, don't you?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Uh, hi, Mrs Lennox, everybody else.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13You can take my desk, Carl.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15It's fine, Serge, I'll sit at my own normal desk.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19Just let me know if there's anything I can do to make sure your

0:07:19 > 0:07:21history class experience is better.

0:07:21 > 0:07:26OK, today we will be discussing the fall of the Roman Empire.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30All right, I understand we have a very important person in our midst,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32but we have to try to focus, right, Carl?

0:07:32 > 0:07:36Yes, Mrs Lennox, we should all try and focus.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37LAUGHTER

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're right.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43I didn't say anything funny.

0:07:43 > 0:07:49- LAUGHTER - Some people say funny things, other people say things funny.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Carl does both! LAUGHTER

0:07:51 > 0:07:55'Carl Montclaire, could you please come to the Principal's office?'

0:07:55 > 0:07:58Mrs Lennox, I should go with him for protection.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00- Yes, Serge, good idea.- Thank you.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Keep that boy safe, and thank you. - Carry your binder for you, Carl?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Uh, sure, thanks.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Don't crowd me, man.- Sorry.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15OK, don't be shy, tell me what your next article's about.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I've polled students about which items they want added

0:08:18 > 0:08:19to the cafeteria menu.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Most votes only lean towards pastrami.

0:08:24 > 0:08:25SHE SNORES

0:08:25 > 0:08:27What is your problem?

0:08:27 > 0:08:29My problem is that that is boring.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32And plus, you forgot to mention Carl Montclaire.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40"Carl Eats Tuna"? That headline has nothing to do with the story.

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Carl doesn't like tuna?

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Actually, no, he's more of a sliced-turkey-on-rye kind of guy.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48- But people will read anything as long as Carl is mentioned.- That's nutso!

0:08:48 > 0:08:51It's just Carl. Besides, the role of a journalist is to

0:08:51 > 0:08:54expose serious issues in a serious manner.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57- Jane, you need to get off your high horse.- I don't have a high horse.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00- NEIGHING - It's more of a medium sized horse.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01Pony, really.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Carl Montclaire.

0:09:06 > 0:09:07You know why I called you in here?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11Principal Malone, if this is about my stinky locker, I can explain.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13One of my hard-boiled eggs must have...

0:09:13 > 0:09:16No, it's not that, Carl.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21I've been hearing that some of our students are having trouble

0:09:21 > 0:09:25- focusing on their schoolwork because of you.- Oh, sorry.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28But schoolwork, schmoolwork, Carl!

0:09:28 > 0:09:33They should focus on you. You know what a man of your status needs?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- His own theme song!- Sweet, that's totally what Carl should have.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I've been working on one that I think will accompany you nicely

0:09:39 > 0:09:41on your hallway walks.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44# Carl, he's captured our gaze

0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Put us in a daze

0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Wanna give him all our attention

0:09:49 > 0:09:52# We wanna be stuck with him in detention. #

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Nice.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- I got to get to class. - Oh, there's more.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01# We can't get enough He's smart, fun and tough

0:10:01 > 0:10:02# Got all the coolest stuff

0:10:02 > 0:10:07# He's Carl... #

0:10:08 > 0:10:11I can piggy-back you if your feet get tired. Carl!

0:10:11 > 0:10:16# We're stranded on an island We take off with Carl Montclaire

0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Oh, don't eat food Don't need water

0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Just need Carl and some air

0:10:24 > 0:10:25# Why...?

0:10:25 > 0:10:29# He's Carl, he's a wonderland

0:10:29 > 0:10:33# He's Carl, the world is in his hand

0:10:33 > 0:10:38# Carl's like a magnet We can't resist his pull... #

0:10:40 > 0:10:44SCREAMING

0:10:49 > 0:10:53# Carl is all the rage

0:10:53 > 0:10:57# We should call this the Carl Age

0:10:57 > 0:11:01# Check out the newspaper Cos he's on every page

0:11:02 > 0:11:04# He's a wonderland

0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Carl, we're his biggest fans

0:11:08 > 0:11:11# He's Carl. #

0:11:14 > 0:11:17Why did we come to the mall to learn about journalism?

0:11:17 > 0:11:20All life's important lessons can be learned at the mall.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Like someone your height should not be wearing ballet flats.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- They're my signature look. - And the signature says,

0:11:26 > 0:11:28"I'm incredibly short and definite dweeb."

0:11:28 > 0:11:32- Even serious things need pretty packaging.- I want integrity.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Just cos something's pink, doesn't mean it doesn't have integrity.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Look at this chair, does that not have integrity?

0:11:37 > 0:11:40There's no way I'm going to be able to walk in these.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Don't just wear the shoes, BE the shoes!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48- High heels are going to make me a better journalist?- Shh...

0:11:48 > 0:11:49- I just...- Shh...

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Be the shoes, Jane.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53OK, fine, I'll be the shoes.

0:11:57 > 0:11:58I think we lost them.

0:11:58 > 0:12:00They were like a swarm of bees.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03At one point, they all bunched together and formed an arrow

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- that pointed in the direction I was running.- Really?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08No, but I like when it happens in cartoons.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13- I think I'm done with this celebrity thing, Porter.- Sure?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15- Yeah, I've had enough for the rest of high school.- OK.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Huh, I feel lighter.

0:12:23 > 0:12:25Which is weird, cos I just had light shoot out of me.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Which is also weird.- Yeah, the burden of fame can weigh you down.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Porter, I thought you...?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39I did, it's fine.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oh no, I guess it's not fine!

0:12:48 > 0:12:49Stay back, stay back.

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Carl, I made a little you so I can have you near me at all times.

0:12:53 > 0:12:54I'm your number one fan.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Out of the way, reporters coming through.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00- Why aren't you excited to see him? - It's just Carl.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Porter, I thought you fixed this? Magic up a helicopter or something.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Who wants fresh pictures of Carl Montclaire?

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Ooh, he's gone.- Not to me, he isn't.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Aaaaagh!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Aaaaagh!

0:13:23 > 0:13:28- I...- That was way better than a helicopter.- What just happened?

0:13:28 > 0:13:31You took the spell off, why are people still paying attention to me?

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's hard to unring a bell.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35Let's see.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I'm reading the fine print. It started with a spell,

0:13:38 > 0:13:40but now you're famous for real.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43New rule. From now on, you read the fine print out loud

0:13:43 > 0:13:46before we even think about using magic.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48Relax, Carl. I think fame has gone to your head.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Carl, I need you to do the dishes,

0:13:55 > 0:13:58- and don't forget it's recycling tonight.- I'm all over it.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02There's 60 messages for you on voicemail and it's not just Alex.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Can you clear those up for me? - Got it.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07What's with you? You normally try to get out of chores

0:14:07 > 0:14:09like an escape artist in a straightjacket.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Hit me with another, Becky, it sounds so sweet.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16Sure, shouldn't you get back to your rainbow to guard your pot of gold?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19Ha-ha, because I'm a little leprechaun! I love it.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24- Because I know that you love me, Becky.- You officially have issues.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Oh, man, my family's the only thing that's keeping me sane.

0:14:27 > 0:14:31- Nothing wrong with that.- I can't be centre of attention anymore.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33We've got to stop this.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39I hear Mr Dolby's showing an old science film today.

0:14:39 > 0:14:43Something to do with memories being associated with scent.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46Yikes, we can't use that picture, Carl's picking his nose.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- We are so, so sorry, Carl. - He was touching, not picking.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Are you wearing heels? - Those are her new journalism shoes

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and they are a real improvement over her constant ballet flats.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Ignore her, Carl.- Could you walk by again without looking so gross?

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I'm trying to sell papers here. Your fans are clamouring

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- for more news on you.- Well, hey, go ahead, use a photo.- Woah.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10What sells newspapers more than a celebrity looking like an idiot?

0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Wait a minute... - That's an amazing idea, Carl.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14D'you have any ideas for the headline?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- "Carl's Pick Of The Day."- Funny!

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- "Digging For Gold." - That's even better.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22I didn't know somebody could be so cruel around a celebrity.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25- What are you doing, man? - What most celebrity's do, Porter.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28I'm going to crash, burn and then be forgotten.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Smart, you're not just a pretty face.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36Carl, you're late. Find any gold lately?!

0:15:36 > 0:15:40Perfect, at least everyone's making fun of me again.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Hey, Montclaire, you're gross.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47And I love a good gross-out, you're my hero, man.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50Always have been, always will be and never could've not been.

0:15:50 > 0:15:52This has to stop now.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, what's more pathetic than a good old-fashioned gas pass?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57HE BREAKS WIND

0:15:57 > 0:15:58Oh-ho-ho!

0:15:58 > 0:16:02I cannot believe it. Carl Montclaire, you ought to...

0:16:02 > 0:16:05be commended for your excellent comic timing!

0:16:05 > 0:16:06LAUGHTER

0:16:06 > 0:16:09No-one's ever had the guts to just do that.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13He's a trailblazer, that Montclaire.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14- Oh... - SHE BREAKS WIND

0:16:14 > 0:16:15LAUGHTER Good one!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21THEY ALL BREAK WIND

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Fame stinks!

0:16:23 > 0:16:25OK, journos, we've gotten a major boost this week.

0:16:25 > 0:16:29Oh, thanks to, wait for it...me!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Yes, thanks to Brittany.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34But we've got to come up with a bunch of new awesome ideas.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37Topics with real journalistic integrity.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39No more stories about Carl, OK?

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Excellent... Oh, I have an idea.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- Yes?- How about, we ambush Carl

0:16:44 > 0:16:47and then catch him doing something even more stupid,

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- and then do that forever?- Isn't it cheap, doing the same thing forever?

0:16:51 > 0:16:54What about the new parking policies for students with cars?

0:16:54 > 0:16:57Snoozeville. People want to read about famous superstars.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00We could do an article about how I feel about Carl,

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- but I don't give interviews. - All right, I've had enough.

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Brittany, your English grade must be up to a C by now,

0:17:05 > 0:17:07which means you're fired.

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Oh, and for the record,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12I like ballet flats. I don't care if they make me short.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Without me digging up dirt for you,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18no-one will ever read this paper again. I quit!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21- I already fired you!- You're fired!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22No, you're fired!

0:17:22 > 0:17:25I quit!

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I don't have any shoes.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35THEY LAUGH

0:17:35 > 0:17:38It's Carl!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Thank you! You're all annoying!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Looks like Operation Fame Sabotage seems to be failing.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's time to put it into overdrive.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50You're a talentless hack!

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Ooh, Carl says...

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- # I'm a talentless hack... #- Agh!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Go away!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59# If I were a train, I wouldn't find the track

0:17:59 > 0:18:02# Yes, I'm a talentless hack! #

0:18:02 > 0:18:03How was that?

0:18:03 > 0:18:04HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES

0:18:23 > 0:18:24Well, so much for that.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27People are just as happy seeing me as a train wreck.

0:18:27 > 0:18:29I guess everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame,

0:18:29 > 0:18:31and yours isn't up yet.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Huh?

0:18:32 > 0:18:33DING!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35That's it. If everybody gets 15 minutes of fame,

0:18:35 > 0:18:38then maybe I can avert my fame onto someone else.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Get them their 15 minutes of fame. Can you use your angel magic?

0:18:41 > 0:18:44I can't risk putting the spell on someone else. That never goes well.

0:18:44 > 0:18:47I guess I'll have to do this myself. Ah!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Serge is the best athlete anyone's ever seen.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52You're definitely the school's biggest celebrity.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Put him on the front cover!

0:18:54 > 0:18:58I've been on the front cover so many times. Carl's where it's at.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00- Get in the picture. - I'm not on the team!

0:19:00 > 0:19:01Get in the picture!

0:19:01 > 0:19:04All right, guys, pick your nose like Carl does.

0:19:04 > 0:19:10- Alex, Alex, Alex! We're going to make you famous.- Finally!- Yeah.

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Just act cool, like me.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Yeah, you need your own catchphrase. Do you have a catchphrase?

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- I'm allergic to that.- That'll do. Now, ride this to the schoolyard.

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Ha!

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Alex Rodriguez is so good on that skateboard!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26I hear he's actually going pro and even going to the X Games.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Hey, Carl, are you burping in Dolby's class later?

0:19:31 > 0:19:32I give up.

0:19:32 > 0:19:37Apparently, there's no-one at the school that's as fascinating as me.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40How are you doing today, ladies?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- We're good, Carl.- Thanks for asking.

0:19:44 > 0:19:47- We were talking about... - ..our horseback riding lessons.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- We're learning dressage. - Specifically, changing lead.

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- And canter.- OMG. The Lister Sisters talk?!

0:19:53 > 0:19:57Can I get an interview with you guys for the Bennett Newshound?

0:19:57 > 0:19:58- SISTERS: Sure.- Why not?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01Everyone, check your tomorrow's paper. Front page,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04above the fold - I'm finally going to be above the fold -

0:20:04 > 0:20:06the Lister Sisters talk!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Well, looks like that plan worked out.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11You knew the Lister Sisters were going to talk to you?

0:20:11 > 0:20:14No, I made someone else famous, and my 15 minutes of fame are over.

0:20:14 > 0:20:15They did that themselves.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19Whatever. You know what I mean. This is finally over.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Uh, I'm allergic to that!

0:20:28 > 0:20:29You got unfamous,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32and you helped Jane nail the biggest story of Bennett High.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35You know what? I kind of want all that fame back. It wasn't so bad.

0:20:35 > 0:20:40- All right. One famous spell coming up.- No! No! No!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Don't know what you're hitting me for!

0:20:42 > 0:20:43What's one little spell? Come back!

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Thank you. You're all annoying.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54Ow!

0:20:54 > 0:20:55- Looks like Operation...- Woo-hoo!

0:20:55 > 0:20:57THEY LAUGH

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