0:00:02 > 0:00:05Don't be tricked by these colours like Glen was,
0:00:05 > 0:00:08he's been chewing the gum for about 12 hours now.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10As you can see...
0:00:10 > 0:00:11ALL: Eurgh!
0:00:11 > 0:00:14..this gum no longer tastes like spearmint.
0:00:14 > 0:00:18Flavour that lasts for infinity? More like flavour that runs out...
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Hey, Porter, have you heard about that new Failed State
0:00:21 > 0:00:22that opened at the mall?
0:00:22 > 0:00:24That store's full of crud
0:00:24 > 0:00:27that fashion zombies think they need in order to live.
0:00:27 > 0:00:28Must... have... scarves!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Whatevs, Jane, the point is that store is the coolest!
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Working there would be like working in a coolness factory.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35You know who would know? Carl.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Since when have you worked at Failed State?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39- Who said what now?- What?
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Why didn't you tell me?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44- Can I use your employee discount on a sweater? Please?- What?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Yeah! Sure thing, Brittany, I think I'm working this weekend.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Awesome, you're the best!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54That's our presentation, Mr Nakamura.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Thank you, Serge and Glen, for that... tasteless presentation.
0:00:58 > 0:00:59CLASS GROANS
0:00:59 > 0:01:00BELL RINGS
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Carl, Jane, Alex, don't forget you're presenting on Monday!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Everyone else have a great weekend.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Remember...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09think business, act business, be business,
0:01:09 > 0:01:11no monkey business!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:22 > 0:01:26# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# Cos if we get it right
0:01:28 > 0:01:32# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# From an angel
0:01:37 > 0:01:41# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:43 > 0:01:47# Always an angel
0:01:47 > 0:01:50# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:54 > 0:01:57We should have started working on our presentation weeks ago.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I hate leaving things to the last minute.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Word of advice - don't leave feeding a goldfish to the last minute.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05They get grumpy and, man, they can guilt you out.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09So, meet at the mall tomorrow, 10am. Be there or be square.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Fish, guilt, mall. Got it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Porter!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15You made me lie to everybody about working in that store.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17What part of being an angel says you can do that?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19It's more like a forecast.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22With this job you'll have a 90% chance of being cooler by Monday.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Failed State only hires cool kids -
0:02:24 > 0:02:27kids who wear scarves with t-shirts in summer.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'll help you prepare for the interview.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Since when were you an expert on jobs?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Got the job working with you. - Dr Cassabi made you take it.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I say jalapeno, you say jala-peno.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39I don't say jala-peno, I say jalapeno, everyone says...
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Oh, he's gone.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44DR CASSABI LAUGHS
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I love the funnies!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50That family is a circus.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I don't get it.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55What's not to get? The kid is kissing his cat!
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Ah, Porter, what brings you to my office this fine morning?
0:03:01 > 0:03:05I'm hooking Carl up with a job. He's going to learn responsibility
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- and to be cool.- Double whammy!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08I'll be there tomorrow morning,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- you should come along. - I'll put on my walking shoes.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Those are like 5,000-year-old walking shoes.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19I'll have you know these are Air Julius... as in Caesar!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Come on! It's a joke, do me the courtesy of laughing!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27At least you have something to buy at the mall.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28- New shoes?- Better jokes!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30THEY LAUGH
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Oh, man, look at these kids!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42They're on a whole different level of cool than me.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45That guy's wearing a poncho and making it work.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48- We don't even know if they're hiring, Porter.- They are now.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52The interview's in five. Make lots of eye contact.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55They're going to think it's a staring contest.
0:04:00 > 0:04:01Hi, I'd like to speak to the manager.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05You're speaking to her. Is this a complaint? Because those are vests,
0:04:05 > 0:04:06not defective sweaters -
0:04:06 > 0:04:08you buy the sleeves separately.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Actually I'm here for my interview, here's my resume.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Interview? Those suits at head office never tell me anything.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17We are under-staffed on account of today's mall fashion show,
0:04:17 > 0:04:19we need someone in the stock room ASAP.
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Stock room?- I know, it'll be a step down given your previous job
0:04:23 > 0:04:25in information logistics...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yeah, I had to get out of that game.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29The logistics part was burning me out.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Tell me more.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Well, there was logistics...- And information.- ..And information...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38I can't believe Carl didn't show up. Typical Carl!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Actually, this is anti-typical Carl.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42I think you mean atypical Carl.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Where could he be anyway?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46He could be stuck on those robot stairs like I was.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I was supposed to be home four hours ago!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- You got the fake money?- Yeah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Wow, looks so real!- Pretty good, huh?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59That's a lot of pencil crayons and a whole lot of time.
0:04:59 > 0:05:00You got the fake ID?
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Yep. This one belongs to Mr Wally Fluffleburger.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Check out the picture!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08- Hey, it's Shaq!- That's why the height is 2.28 metres!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Let's see how honest people really are.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Is there something on my face?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33No.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Why are you looking at me like that?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41To show you how confident I am.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Point taken, you're a confident guy. You can blink now.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Thank you, my eyes were getting dry.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Can you tell me what your biggest weakness is?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Uh, biggest weakness, uh...
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Boy, that's a tough question.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Bet a lot of people give you the stock answer. Ha!
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Get it? Stock... Cos I'm applying for...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- So your biggest weakness is your sense of humour?- Correctamundo.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Let's say a customer tells you a competitor has a similar product
0:06:07 > 0:06:09at a lower price. What do you do?
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I tell them that you can't put a dollar value on quality and service.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Usually I say the other store uses sweat-shop labour,
0:06:16 > 0:06:18but I don't mind your answer.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20I'm going to take a chance on you, Carl,
0:06:20 > 0:06:22only because I don't have another choice.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Then I have no other choice but to say thank you.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28There's only one rule here at Failed State - there is no, no.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30There is no-no?
0:06:30 > 0:06:33No. There is no, no.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Oh, I see, there is no, no, so only say yes.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Exactly. If you survive today, I'll hire you part time. How does that sound?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Amazing, thanks, Mum.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42HE COUGHS
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Did you just call me Mum?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48No, I... I said thanks...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Ma'am. Ma'am. Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Just put me in the stock room.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55You're standing in it.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Carl, you're dripping all over the sweaters.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Your resume didn't say that you sweat that much.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11I didn't know whether to put it under special skills.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15I need to you go to the fashion show - see if Franz needs anything.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Which one's Franz again?
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Oh, you'll know.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Look like you got the job.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20I didn't get the job yet,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23but if I impress the manager today she'll hire me.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24It's a good start.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Yeah. Just so you know, if I was taller I'd be leaning on you.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Young man, I'm looking for a dress for my granddaughter.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh well, I actually work in stock...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Mrs Crunes, it's so nice to see you again.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Mrs Crunes is one of our most loyal customers.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42How can I help you today?
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well, I want this fine young man to help me find a dress.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'd be happy to help you instead, Carl here is a little busy.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53No, I want him!
0:07:54 > 0:07:58He looks like such a nice well-mannered young man.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Why...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03He looks like he just stepped out of the society page!
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Well, Carl, you better give Mrs Crunes some help here then.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Um... Maybe you should help her instead.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15When it comes to dresses I don't know...
0:08:15 > 0:08:18I thought I told you - no, nos.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20I mean K-N-O-W.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'd be happy to help you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Thank you, dear.- Right this way.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Right that way.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38See? He took it!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Don't even touch it, it's pleather. It'll make your skin blotchy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Operator, operator
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# Don't call me I'll call you later
0:08:53 > 0:08:56# Operator, operator
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# I'm just fine I'll call you later
0:08:59 > 0:09:00# Why would I wanna be
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Anybody else but me?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# I'm never gonna make it
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# Why would I ever be anybody else but me?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# I know I'm gonna make it
0:09:10 > 0:09:13# Without a doubt I know it all about
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# I'm everything I ever wanna be... #
0:09:18 > 0:09:19HE BREAKS WIND
0:09:19 > 0:09:21# A girl like me
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# A girl like me
0:09:25 > 0:09:26# A girl like me... #
0:09:26 > 0:09:29OK, this is it - the only dresses you haven't looked at yet.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Oh, now, this dress is nice.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34But I'm not sure about the size.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Carl, how do I look in this scarf?
0:09:36 > 0:09:40Be honest. Can't you see I'm helping Mrs Crunes at the moment, sir?
0:09:40 > 0:09:45My granddaughter isn't here and I'm not sure this dress would fit her.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48You never know something fits until you see it on someone.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49That's very true.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Young man, would you be a dear and put this dress on?
0:09:56 > 0:09:57I don't...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59It would be his pleasure.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- But...- But what?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08We've been waiting for ten minutes, Carl.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yeah, hold on a moment, just zipping up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Carl, what's taking so long in there?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15How do girls do this?
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Ahh!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Everything OK in there?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Yeah, I'm just excited to see how good the dress looks.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Porter, you're supposed to make me popular,
0:10:26 > 0:10:28how is me looking like an idiot going to help that?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31You don't look like an idiot. It suits you.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Come on, beam me home, please! Or at least give me a pair of pants.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Or swim trunks, or lederhosen!
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Carl, come out here NOW, please.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Go.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40Easy for you to say.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, and...
0:10:47 > 0:10:52That dress looks darling! Absolutely divine!
0:10:52 > 0:10:57Yes, it's very now, very fresh. It just screams freshness.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Screams?
0:10:58 > 0:11:02In a very quiet tasteful way. Right, Carl?
0:11:02 > 0:11:06Oh, yeah, quiet screaming. It's what all the kids are doing these days.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07(Ahhh!)
0:11:07 > 0:11:09It's so hard to tell in this light.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10We can go out into the store,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- the lighting is much brighter out there.- What!?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Yes, that sounds like a wonderful idea.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18- I really don't feel comfortable... - Ah!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Am I hearing a no?
0:11:20 > 0:11:21No.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I mean yes.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24I mean... Let's go.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Time to hit the food court and score some vinegar packets.
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Hold on, buddy, what you got there?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Just my wallet, sir.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Really?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37What's your name, Buddy?
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Alex Horatio P. Rodriguez.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I don't know what the P stands for. My mum won't tell me.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Gee! What's with this leather?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Whoever smelt it dealt it.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47That's not always true.
0:11:48 > 0:11:53Oh, bad news for you, this ID says Wally Fluffleburger. Thief!
0:11:53 > 0:11:54No, we were just...
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Are you Wally Fluffleburger?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'm just an innocent redhead.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00All right. Come on, chuckle-heads. Move it!
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Hey! Hey!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I feel like I'm in the army!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yes, this is a much better light.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Could you twirl around, dear?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12You want me to twirl?
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Twirl around, please.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Just tell me when to stop.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Oh yes, I love it! I'll take it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Wonderful. You've made your first commission, Carl.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28I don't want a commission, I just want my pants.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31All this excitement has tired me, would you hold my purse, dear?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Sure, why not? Of course, I love it(!)
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Goes perfectly with my dress...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Stop right on that moment!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Franz, hello!
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Back up. Back, back, back. And again back!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46I don't know whether to run in terror or jump with joy.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I feel the same way.
0:12:48 > 0:12:49You have vision.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53You have wonderment on my eyes, my little fashion boy.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57What? Fashion boy? No, no, no, fashion victim, fashion VICTIM!
0:12:57 > 0:13:01You are silly. You will close at my fashion show as my muse.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03I'd be a useless muse. I'm not amusing at all!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05It's not open for discussions.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Oh, I love fashion shows!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10And I love you for loving them, lady of the pink frock.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I'm just a stock boy...
0:13:16 > 0:13:18- But Mr Franz...- It's just Franz, little one.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20No Mr, no last name, just Franz.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22OK, Franz, I don't know what you want me to do.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I don't want you to DO, I want you to BE.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27You will come out at the end of my fashion show
0:13:27 > 0:13:28like a lion prowling the stage.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Lion? I'm more like a lamb.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33As my grand finale you will destroy all ideas of trendyness.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36- Lozenge?- Better not, I'm trying to watch my figure.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Look out, fashion boy coming through.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Hey, Mum, Carl's dressed like a girl!
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- How did the job interview go, Carl? - How do you think it went!?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Great, see you at dinner.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Hurry or all the good seats will be gone!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49You didn't see that one coming, Mum, did you?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51No, but with the economy the way it is,
0:13:51 > 0:13:53it's best to try to hold on to your job.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Is this your office?
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Yeah. I could have shared an office with the other employees,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04but maybe I'd get too close to them - let my guard down.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07In this business you can never trust anyone.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Never feel for anyone.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Never love anyone.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Don't you love your mum?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15Yeah, what's that got to do with anything.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- You said you can never love anyone. - Anyone who works here.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21What would happen if your mum got a job at the mall?
0:14:21 > 0:14:22He always like this?
0:14:22 > 0:14:26- Yep! My mum's middle name is Pocahontas.- Stop distracting me!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Let's get down to business. What kind of scam are you kids working?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Beating the switch?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Three-eyed goose?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37A goose can't have three eyes!
0:14:37 > 0:14:40It's a school project for business and marketing, about honesty.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43What does a wallet full of fake money have to do with honesty?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46It was last minute, we were scrambling.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47You can watch it on the camera.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49I hate that.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Little picture!
0:14:51 > 0:14:53CAMERA BEEPS
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Oh, fine.
0:14:54 > 0:14:59Oh! So what you were doing was an assignment for school,
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- videotaping everyone here at the mall.- Exactly.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Shooting at the mall without permission...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10That's violating our customers' privacy
0:15:12 > 0:15:15- I'm confiscating this tape. - But our assignment is due Monday!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Well, it's evidence now, sister.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Perhaps you should have stuck to the Bristol board and smelly markers.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22I like smelly markers.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Hit the road, Pocahontas.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Move it!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31How fantastic is this? This is such a coup for Failed State.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Are you excited to be Franz's finale?
0:15:34 > 0:15:37Yes, I'm excited to be closing the show and wearing a dress on stage.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Good, I'll be cheering for you in the crowd!- Crowd?
0:15:40 > 0:15:43I thought this show was just an excuse for mums to sit down!
0:15:43 > 0:15:45There you are, my little catwalk butterfly.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Franz, I know you see something special in me,
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- but I'm not cut out to be a model. - You have no choice, Carl.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53This is your fate.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Ooh!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance,
0:15:56 > 0:15:58sometimes a never-in-a-lifetime chance.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Think of it this way - by making you my grand finale
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I'm putting you in the spotlight.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Do you realise how popular I'll make you?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07You sound like someone I know.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11Claudia, you've got that dress on upside down, silly fraulein!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14What are we going to do for our presentation now?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Take our camera to the dollar store
0:16:16 > 0:16:18and get video proof of false advertising?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Once I got a bag of green army men from there for a dollar.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24It would have been a good deal but they were all in the same pose.
0:16:24 > 0:16:29Who am I kidding, Mr Nakamura wants a presentation on consumer ethics,
0:16:29 > 0:16:30not lame discount toys.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33You're so funny, we'll have so many laughs in Milan.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Ah! Stop doing that, man.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Just saw you talking to that model. That was cool.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40She thinks I'm a goofball.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43And in two minutes when I go on stage and model this dress,
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- everyone will.- When will you learn to trust me?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Be cool with the dress and everyone will be cool with you.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51I don't know how to be a model, I don't know what to do!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56This is an earpiece.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59You'll be able to hear me on stage. Do exactly as I say.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04Fashion boy! I need you on stage. Now! Come! Hither, hither.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07First it was chop, chop, now it's hither, hither.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Either way, snap, snap!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hey! You guys don't look too happy?
0:17:13 > 0:17:15We were doing an experiment on honesty
0:17:15 > 0:17:18and we lost our material. Carl was supposed to help.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Yeah, and he didn't even show up.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23He is seriously going to drop a rung on my friendship ladder.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- How many rungs are there?- Seven.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26I only have three rungs on mine.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Friends, non-friends and aliens from outer space.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33You guys don't have to worry, Carl's been working on the project all day.
0:17:33 > 0:17:34- He has?- Yeah.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37He's going to be at the top of your ladder for sure.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Go check out the fashion show.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40OK, let's go.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Take flight, catwalk butterfly, take flight.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- Look at Carl, he's on stage! - In a dress!
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Talk about a way to make a living...
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Hey, Mum.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27You're doing great, keep that up, keep that up.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30You've got to work it. Loosen up.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33There you go, you got it.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35All right, just a little more...
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Whoa!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38You shouldn't sneak up on me like that!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40What are you doing to Carl?
0:18:40 > 0:18:43He's doing great, he's having the time of his life.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Carl is not having the time of his life!
0:18:45 > 0:18:46I can't help it, Dr Cassabi.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50I'm always in this positive mindset. Positive Porter.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You should call me PP for short.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Let's see how you stay positive in Carl's shoes, PP.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Ah...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03No problem. In fact I'll do you one better.
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Watch this.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Rarr!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Is that Porter?
0:19:15 > 0:19:16This dress thing is catching on!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Oh, yeah!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43Woo!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Whoa, whoa, Carl, take it easy! Carl!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50- Carl!- Whoa!
0:19:50 > 0:19:51CRASH
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Perfect! Fashion will never be the same!
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Ever!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57All right, all right!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- All right, man!- Yeah, bro!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17And that's why it's not the product you want to sell,
0:20:17 > 0:20:19but how you market it.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24You really saved us on this one, it was way better than my idea.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25That's what I do.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Great presentation, you three.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I have half a mind to go and buy a dress myself!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31BELL RINGS
0:20:33 > 0:20:34Love the colours, man.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Yeah, all right!
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Everything turned out OK.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Yeah, and it looks like the school got a new dress code.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47THEY LAUGH
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Brrrr!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57La-la-la!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I hear reindeer are very punctual.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Oh boy!
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Oh!
0:21:04 > 0:21:06That's karma for not doing what I was meant to do.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08It is ridonculous.
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