0:00:04 > 0:00:06Man, I love chocolate milk.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08You got some on your...
0:00:08 > 0:00:09Did I get it, Porter?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Not even close, Carl. Right here.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13It's just making it worse.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17Where exactly do you think your mouth is?
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Nice 'stache, Carl.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21You're supposed to drink it, not wear it.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23I think I look good with a moustache.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26Well, it would help cover some of your face.
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Check one for Becky!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Do you think I could pull off a beard?- Yeah. But it'd hurt.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Why don't we throw milk on your face and see?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Becky, you'll have hair on your face before me.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38Don't believe me? Look at Aunt Lily. You take after her.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Mum! Carl said I take after Aunt Lily.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43What's wrong with that?
0:00:43 > 0:00:47You do have her cheeks. Carl, there are two objects in the garage
0:00:47 > 0:00:51- that look like garbage bags. - Sorry, I forgot to take them out.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53You tell me you're old enough for an 11pm bedtime
0:00:53 > 0:00:55but you can't even handle garbage bags.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58How about I take out the garbage for two weeks
0:00:58 > 0:01:00and you give me an 11pm bedtime?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Or how about you take them out and I keep your bedtime the same?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Come on. I'm the only kid in my grade
0:01:05 > 0:01:08that hasn't learned the 10pm news is boring.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- Get your stuff, we're leaving in five minutes.- Tough break.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14If I had a 5 o'clock shadow, I'd have an 11 o'clock bedtime.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Half the guys at Bennett High can grow facial hair.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18They still sleep with teddies.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21You're missing my point. Facial hair equals maturity.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24All right. Let's see how you look with a beard.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Huh! Wow! This is so cool!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32See, there's certain things you don't say around an angel.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35You don't say, "Hmm. I'd look good with a beard."
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Because nine times out of ten, you're getting a beard.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Wait. I'm not supposed to have a beard! Get rid of it!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45You're going to be late, and I don't see any progress on the garbage...
0:01:45 > 0:01:46What are you doing?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50Uh...nothing. Just, the garbage stinks.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Yeah. That's it. I'm sure by now it totally reeks.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56So, you know, just getting ready for it. Just steeling myself.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04# Let's give it one more shot
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Let's give it everything we got
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Cos if we get it right
0:02:11 > 0:02:16# We will shine, conquer the world
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Hey!
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# I got my wings from an angel
0:02:20 > 0:02:24# Now we're in it all the time
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:02:26 > 0:02:30# On the wings of an angel
0:02:30 > 0:02:33# Now we gotta learn to fly. #
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Porter, I'm begging you. Take this thing away, please.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I shaved four times and it sprouted right back.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- You don't own a razor. - I had to use Mum's.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Boy! I really need to start waxing.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56Please get rid of this. You have no idea how itchy it is.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58All right.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03That's weird.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09The index. Flying bagels, barkless beagles...
0:03:09 > 0:03:11ah, insta-beards.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- I didn't know that. - What? What didn't you know?
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Magic beards last for a week.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19You're lucky I didn't give you sideburns, they last a year.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22- Sorry about that. - You're sorry?! I'm 15!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25- I wanted stubble, not the face of a biker!- More like a lumberjack.
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Or a sea captain. Or a hockey player during the play-offs.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30I look like a wizard!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34I am going to be the laughing stock of Bennett High.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35I can see my nickname now.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Hey, look, it's a bite-sized Sasquatch.
0:03:42 > 0:03:43At least you'll have a nickname.
0:03:43 > 0:03:48- Stop worrying. Have I steered you wrong before?- Well, let's see.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Uh, yes!
0:03:49 > 0:03:50OK, other than this?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I said I wanted to be at the MALL!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00Don't worry. I'll get you out of this.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Hey, I'm just an angel in training. I'm still working stuff out.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- BELL RINGS - Well, looks like I'll be
0:04:06 > 0:04:08living inside my hoodie for a week.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11You can feed me sandwiches through the hole.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12And no tuna fish, please.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Sometimes I have to get Carl out of his safety zone.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18You throw him in the water, he thinks he'll sink,
0:04:18 > 0:04:21but he can doggy-paddle with the best of them.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23And that, my friends, is fun to watch!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's time for Bennett High to meet the new Carl Montclaire.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35What do I do now? Tell people I glued my hands to my face?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Relax. You look cooler than you think.- Sorry, sir. Sorry.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Sir? What was that?
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- You said facial hair equals maturity. - Maturity? This is not maturity!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Now that's maturity.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Ah, just the man I've been looking for.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Thank you for coming at short notice, Mr Becker.- What?!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Let me show you the math class you'll sub.- Good luck, "Mr Becker"!
0:05:04 > 0:05:08Morning, class. I'm Mr Becker.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Your substitute teacher.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16- COUGHS DEEPER VOICE:- Substitute teacher.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18The beard probably tipped you off
0:05:18 > 0:05:21- and the "Mr" part. - BOYS CHUCKLE
0:05:21 > 0:05:24So what were you guys working on?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- You.- That question on the board.
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Ah, right.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Right, um, well...well...
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I can...I can tell you
0:05:33 > 0:05:36how solve this problem thingy on the board
0:05:36 > 0:05:40because I, being a maths teacher, know this...stuff.
0:05:40 > 0:05:44But that would be too easy, so, er, you there - smart kid,
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- show us how it's done. - How do you know I'm the smart kid?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Er, well...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52well, who else would sit in the front row?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- They're sitting in the front row. - She's right, sir.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Again, very smart!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58SHE SIGHS The three angles in a triangle
0:05:58 > 0:06:00always add up to 180 degrees
0:06:00 > 0:06:03so angle alpha... BOYS LAUGHS
0:06:03 > 0:06:07If you have something to say, why don't you share it with the class?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09All right.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11If I order Hawaiian pizza, I get cream soda.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14If I get Meat Lovers, then it's a root beer.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Sounds to me like you're studying for a pop quiz.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19ALL GROAN
0:06:19 > 0:06:22If you guys want to do well here, start laughing at those.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Why are we studying this stuff?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26My cellphone has a calculator.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Good point.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31How many of you are going to be eating that Meat Lovers?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34There's Benny and Jerome and Carter and...
0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Just need to know how many.- Five.
0:06:36 > 0:06:40- And how do you divide up that pizza? - With that circle knife thing.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43- No, I mean between the five people. - Oh, er, I don't know.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46We always get fight about that and Jerome gets quiet.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Well, think of the pizza slices like triangles.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Er...done!- So, if you know how to measure a circle and a triangle
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- you'd know how to split your pizza equally, wouldn't you?- Oh, yeah!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01I never knew that maths could relate to junk food.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Thanks, Mr B.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Mr B.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06I like that.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Now, moving on, square pizzas...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- So Mr B caught Alex...- Mr B?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Mr Becker, the new sub, but we call him Mr B.- Gotcha.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Anyway, Mr B caught Alex chewing gum.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20But instead of asking him to spit it out
0:07:20 > 0:07:23he made him blow a bubble, then we measured the circumference.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Isn't that cool?- As a popsicle.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27When Mr B talks, everything makes sense.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Before maths was just a bunch of numbers.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Now it all adds up.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Porter, is he wearing my blazer?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36No, I wanted him to look cool!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Sorry.- You're supposed to make Carl a popular student,
0:07:40 > 0:07:42not a popular teacher.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45It maybe a bit off-ramp, but it's still on the road to popularity.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48You're not the one who has to live with a beard for a week
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- so I'm removing it.- Don't do that! It'll be fine.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54How am I supposed to learn if you're always bailing me out?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57OK. But it's against my better judgment.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00- That's what I love about you.- If only there were a few things
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- I could love about you. - HE CHUCKLES
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Man, look at Mr Becker teach trig!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09# Hey, Mr Becker He's got all the angles
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# He's got all degrees of complexities
0:08:11 > 0:08:13# Kids call him Mr B
0:08:13 > 0:08:18# But he's the king of trig identities
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# Mr B, hmm. #
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Porter needs to think things through before he doles out those miracles.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Keep an eye on the situation, make sure it doesn't get too hairy.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- As you trusty sidekick...- Minion! - As your minion,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'll stay on top of him like a wig.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33But don't get involved.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Porter says he wants to do it on his own, we'll let him.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Ha-ha, also I would...
0:08:39 > 0:08:43- I wasn't finished.- I'm sorry, I thought you were.- No.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44- What else?- Nothing, nothing.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Come on, I'm your minion. - No, never mind.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- Please?- No.- Please?- No.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- Please?- All right.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I finally got that bow tie that I was looking at.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Ah! Well, it looks very nice. - No, this isn't it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Well, I look forward to seeing you when you do decide to wear it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Now I'm done.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09..And read chapter six for tomorrow, OK?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13Remember, doing homework in front of the TV is multi-tasking!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15So you're the hit substitute teacher - Mr B!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17That's what they call me.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- B is for Becker.- I gathered.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Mr B, as in "the best", as in the "bearded one".
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- As in...- "Bogus" or "boring" or both!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Being a substitute teacher is different than you'd think.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Need to rap with the kids on their level.- Rap?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31The grown-up word for "talk".
0:09:31 > 0:09:33What happened to the real Mr Becker?
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I sent him to the wrong address.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41He needed a vacation anyway.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hey, not so fast, Mr B.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Teachers don't eat in the cafeteria.
0:09:45 > 0:09:46They eat in there.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48In the teachers' lounge.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I can't go in there. I'll eat my lunch in the car
0:09:50 > 0:09:52like a science teacher.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Talkin' the talk, but not walkin' the walk.- You want to play it like that.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, I'm talkin' AND walkin'. I'm going in there.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- You are?- Yeah.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Mr B's hungry. Gots to feed the beard!
0:10:03 > 0:10:07I'm teaching income tax today. My way to get the kids to do my taxes!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09- THEY LAUGH - Had my history class
0:10:09 > 0:10:11landscaping my back yard.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I told them we were doing an archaeological dig!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15TEACHERS LAUGH
0:10:15 > 0:10:18I've got my maths class dividing by zero just to freak them out.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Dividing by zero?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21That's impossible!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Oh, don't I know it!
0:10:23 > 0:10:25THEY LAUGH
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Carl Montclaire...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- HE COUGHS - Yes, sir.- ..is skipping classes.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Becker, have you seen him?- Um...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Montclaire, Montclaire...?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Er, yeah. Great student. Handsome.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Real hope for the future of our nation.- Right.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- The skipping thing's not like him. - No, it's not like him at all.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47I'll be sure to have a rap session with him.
0:10:47 > 0:10:48I appreciate that.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Oh, are those scones?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Jam! I need some jam!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Eh, Nakamura, is that coffee fresh?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Like it matters.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00THEY LAUGH
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- Like it matters! - LAUGHTER CONTINUES
0:11:02 > 0:11:06It doesn't matter! He does not...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09He just said it!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11He just said IT!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Mr B is great.- Yeah, most teachers make us raise our hands.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18He makes us raise the roof!
0:11:19 > 0:11:22That was smooth that you convinced Becky and your mum
0:11:22 > 0:11:24that you joined all the school clubs.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28CLUNK!
0:11:32 > 0:11:33SLURPING
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ha!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38We don't even have a Mexican wrestling team!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Don't you think this is getting out of hand?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41I do have tests to grade
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- and they want me on the safety committee.- I've created a monster!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Thank goodness there's only two days of this then back to normal.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50So long beard, so long Mr B.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Too bad. I was beginning to make a difference with these kids,
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- and I get the summers off.- You always get the summers off,
0:11:56 > 0:11:59you're still a kid. You should be going to class.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I'm teaching five classes a day!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03As Carl. You haven't handed in any homework in a week.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07I'm about to fix that - this is all my homework for the whole week.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08Thanks to Jane.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Jane, there's been a rash of plagiarism in the school.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- I have to copy your work.- That's the definition of plagiarism.
0:12:16 > 0:12:17You might just be a suspect.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hmm.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Hey! Jane worked really hard on that.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27You can't cheat - against angel policy.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30It's not cheating if I'm too busy teaching to do homework.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- No, actually, it's still cheating. - Fine.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33I'm Mr B.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35See you in fifth period.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh, and heads up - multiple-choice test today.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- All the answers are C.- Thanks a lot.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45- Can anyone see you?- Oh, don't worry.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I'm in stealth mode.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Raccoon minions, well not just raccoon minions,
0:12:49 > 0:12:52all angel minions have the ability to be invisible.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55We can pop in and out any time we want.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Especially cool if you have to let off a real stink bomb.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- PFRRT! - You should see people's faces
0:13:00 > 0:13:02as they try to figure out who did it.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03You look worried.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Look again - I'm not worried at all.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09- It's smooth sailing for Captain Porter on the SS No Problemo.- Ah.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, look. It's Carl's mum.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14How's the sailing now?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I think I'm sunk. - Yeah, man overboard!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Or should I say man overbeard! Ha-ha!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Formula for the volume of a sphere?
0:13:29 > 0:13:314/3 (pi r cubed).
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Swish!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Area of a triangle?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- ½ base x height.- Correct.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Volume of a pyramid?
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Oh, man!
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I couldn't do this the first time I failed this grade.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Or the second.- You can do it.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52Er... 1/3 area of the base x height?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54And the height is?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57The distance from the base...
0:13:57 > 0:13:59to the apex?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01Sorry, Serge, but...
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- touchdown! - CHEERING
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Dawson, do the maths till I get back.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I'm in the middle of a class!
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- We're in big trouble. You mum's in the Principal's office.- Ah!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Probably didn't buy I was taking up bee keeping,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23with my rational fear of bees.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Having a fear of bees is pretty rational. They sting.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- TANNOY:- 'Mr Becker, please come to the Principal's office
0:14:29 > 0:14:33'and watch your step at Reception, we have a spill.'
0:14:34 > 0:14:37This is when we separate the boys from the...
0:14:37 > 0:14:39boys with beards.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49From what you tell me, Porter's in over his head this time.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51You have to help, boss.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Has Porter learnt his lesson yet?
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It's Porter, what do you think?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Well, we'll twist in the wind a little longer.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01- Sometimes the best teacher is failure.- Then I must be a genius!
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Hey, can I have that banana peel?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Mm-hm. There you go.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Thanks.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Dennis? Dennis?- Uh-oh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:10- Ahhhh! - CRASH!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13The genius just landed on his head(!)
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Ah, Mr Becker, come in.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22This is Angela Montclaire, Carl Montclaire's mother.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Um, hello. Nice to meet you. - Have we met before?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You look strangely familiar.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, I get that a lot, Mum... Mum of Carl.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Mr Becker, you are the only teacher who has a connection
0:15:34 > 0:15:36with Carl. He's not skipping your class.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38This is unbelievable. It's not like Carl.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Hey, I get that all the time.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43But we might just find it is like him.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Well this is definitely unacceptable. I'll look into it.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Right now.- Mr Becker, please stay.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Mrs Montclaire, have you noticed anything odd at home?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hmm...yeah.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57There have been some weird things happening.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58What specifically?
0:15:58 > 0:16:02The only thing I can think of is Carl's joined a lot of school clubs.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Oh, well that could definitely distract him.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Some are so much fun. Couldn't get me out of astronomy.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Called ourselves the lunar-tics.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Attention, please. Carl Montclaire to the office.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16What? Oh, so you want us both in here at the same time!
0:16:16 > 0:16:22Well, I'm going to go and get some coffee for our rap session.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Um, would you like any coffee?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I take mine black.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I don't suggest the cream. I'll be back. Just a moment.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Port! Port!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Mum and the Principal are in the office.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36- They want to meet with Mr Becker and Carl! What do I do?- Don't know -
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Carl's on a day trip? - No, we have to fix it now.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42I just gave you my best and only idea.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45If I could get out of this I'd never complain about being a kid again.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Can I get that in writing? - Er, hey, Dr Cassabi.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51So, Porter, what kind of trouble have you got into?
0:16:51 > 0:16:56No trouble. Well, um, maybe a minor adjustment to the, er...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59HE SIGHS All right, I'm in trouble.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03Well do something! I have to be back in that office right now.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Don't you think you need to clean up your own mess?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- The mess you're talking about is me. - Me, too. It's my mess as well.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I can't fix this on my own.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Fine.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17I promised myself I wouldn't do this, but... OK, back up a bit.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18Back up, this is big.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21OK...
0:17:27 > 0:17:30Wow! I haven't seen the beard from this angle.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Looks good.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35I look so young and innocent, yet so panicky.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38Don't expect me to bail you both out again.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- This is a limited two-for-one offer. - OK, Mr Becker,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43let's go and bail ourselves out.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Wait, wait, wait!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Wait a minute, young man.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Now, what's the lesson here?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Um...I guess I'm a lot like Carl?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05And maybe I was rushing things a little fast.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I just want my angel wings.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Hm, looks like you did a little growing this week, too.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Ah, who am I fooling, I'm just glad there's not two of you.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17- Now get out of here before I give you a 100-year detention.- Thanks.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- BOTH:- I just want to say that... - Sorry.- Sorry, you go.- OK.
0:18:22 > 0:18:27I know that Carl's been off his A-game but I want to remind you
0:18:27 > 0:18:30how difficult it is to be a teenager. Isn't it, Carl?
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Oh, yeah. It sure is, Mr B.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33He's a good kid.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35That's still up for discussion.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37He's close to failing all his classes.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40The issue here isn't how Carl is failing school
0:18:40 > 0:18:41but how school is failing Carl.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Exactly!- Hey!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Let's not go nuts here. This is a good school.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48We just bought five new tubas. And a piccolo.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Maybe it's me. I should take some responsibility here.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- I've been so busy at work. - No, it's not you, Mom.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- Well, it could be.- True.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- You should leave no stone unturned. - Obviously, it's my fault!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Maybe she's right.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Now we can all move on, forgive and forget.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Just not been around enough for you, Carl.- No. No, no, no.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Wait, it's not your fault, it's mine.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14The truth is...it was me who skipped all those classes.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16And it was up to me to complete all those assignments.
0:19:16 > 0:19:21I promise I'll catch up on my studies and I owe you all an apology.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Now that's what I call maturity.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25You sort of remind me of myself.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Before I had this beard.
0:19:27 > 0:19:32Oh, honey. I'm so glad you're finally taking some responsibility!
0:19:32 > 0:19:38This is also probably a good time to announce that I've been hired
0:19:38 > 0:19:41for a full-time teaching position elsewhere.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Have you heard of Te... Tetengamunda High School?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45No.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- Then that's where I'm going. Goodbye.- You'll be missed.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Not just because you brought fresh muffins to the staff lounge
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- but because you care for these kids. - Yes. Thank you you did for Carl.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57That's what Mr B does, right?
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Oh, if I can make one final suggestion -
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Carl's been showing a lot of grown-up behaviour.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- I think he's ready to have a later bedtime.- Mr Becker's right, Mum.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09As long as he remembers to take out the garbage.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- BOTH:- So never.- Pretty much.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20One, two, three...
0:20:20 > 0:20:21One, two, three...
0:20:21 > 0:20:25- One, two, three...- Ha! Rock beats scissors. In your face.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27That's such a complicated game, isn't it?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28That settles it.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- The kids loved you, Mr Becker. - Here's looking at me, kid.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39Dr Cassabi, did you make the right one disappear? Which one am I?
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Wasn't he me or I him? Or are we both ourselves?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- Well the best way to look at it is...- Hey...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47who's going to pay the bill?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50ALL: Mr Becker.
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