0:00:02 > 0:00:05I'm so late. I'm so late! Where are my keys?
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Check the front door. Maybe you left them in the lock again.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- They're right here, Mom. - Oh! How'd they get there?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, I'll get it.
0:00:18 > 0:00:22- I know I'm missing something else. - Your short-term memory.- No...
0:00:22 > 0:00:24My lunch is in the fridge!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27MOBILE BEEPS
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Did you get my text?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35The one you just sent, the one you sent five minutes ago,
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- or the 50 others? - Today we pick science lab partners.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39So? What's the big deal?
0:00:39 > 0:00:43You've partnered Jane since grade two, I get stuck with weird kids.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Like the kid who was afraid of light!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- And sound.- Don't worry, you and I can be partners.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Promise?- If that's what you need. - You didn't say it.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Have a great day, honey.- Bye, Mom.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You didn't say it.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59See you in science, Alex.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:09 > 0:01:12# Cos if we get it right
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:17 > 0:01:21- # Hey! - I got my wings from an angel
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# On the wings of an angel
0:01:31 > 0:01:34# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:41 > 0:01:46This is great. Now Mr Dolby won't stick me with the Listern sisters.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Their last lab partner's hair turned white. He had to move school.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54- I heard they breed rats.- Then feed them to their pet boa constrictor.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Also, rumour has it they live in a shipwreck.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Good thing we're partners then, Alex.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Let's get right into it, class.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I need a student from each lab team
0:02:14 > 0:02:18to come up and write down you and your partner's name.
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Go ahead.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30- Hey, Carl.- Er...hey, Brittany.- You're pretty good at science, aren't you?
0:02:30 > 0:02:35- I've been known to dissect things. - Do you want to be my lab partner?
0:02:35 > 0:02:40- Is this a joke?- No, why would I joke about something so boring?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Really, you want me?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46My Dolby said that I can't partner up with my friends
0:02:46 > 0:02:48because of our "giggle fits". His words, not mine.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52So I had to pick a partner that's smart but doesn't look too geeky.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55I can't risk looking even slightly less fabulous.
0:02:55 > 0:02:56Carl will do.
0:02:56 > 0:03:01Er...sure, I'd love to be your lab partner.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Attention, future Nobel Prize winners!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Your lab groups are as follows.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Porter and Natalie.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Douglas E and Douglas O.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Samuel and Sanjay...
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Not pronouncing this right, but... Berneep? Berneep? Burnup?
0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Barnaby, sir.- Barnaby. OK, bad penmanship there.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42Carl and Brittany.
0:03:42 > 0:03:47- That must be a mistake.- There's no mistake. I'm sorry, Alex.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49- Something came over me. - You were meant to pick me.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53And it seems that...Alex is the odd man out this semester.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56So why don't you team up with...
0:03:56 > 0:03:59- Oh, please, no! - ..the Listern sisters?
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Oh.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Oh! It's good, it's good!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12No, no good. Try again.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16- You moved your paw!- No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. I want a replay.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Huh? See? A definite field goal. KNOCK ON DOOR
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I'll see you at six for table cricket.- You got it!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Come in.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30He took my quarter.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- Dr Cassabi? - Miss Casey, what can I do for you?
0:04:32 > 0:04:37- Well, Dr Cassabi , I'm writing this month's Teacher Feature.- That is?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39It's where we feature a...teacher.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Ah, you didn't say that last part.- We want to know everything about you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Where you come from, what inspired you to teach.
0:04:45 > 0:04:50I'd be honoured to share my life experiences with the student body.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Thank you.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54This is going to be fun.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Please state your full name for the record.
0:04:58 > 0:05:02- Dr J Bartholomew Cassabi. - And what does the J stand for?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05- Jimothy.- Jimothy?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09It's not a very common name these days!
0:05:09 > 0:05:13OK, first question. Why'd you become a teacher?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Er...
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Yes. I first decided to teach
0:05:25 > 0:05:28as I was making my final ascent on Mount Kilimanjaro.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32The air was thick with promise.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35The scent of lavender and monkeys permeated everywhere.
0:05:35 > 0:05:41And as I got to the top and looked around, I noticed...
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I had absolutely no idea of how to get down.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- So it's that easy to sell out Alex? - I didn't sell him out.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- It's more of a lease. - No, you sold him out.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- You only picked Brittany because she's pretty.- She's more than that.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58I ordered pepperoni.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03All right. Give me three qualities
0:06:03 > 0:06:05that make Brittany a better science partner than Alex.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11Ha! Oh, there's just so many to choose from. So hard to narrow down.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14- How about you give me one? - How about you don't rush me?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oh! I got one. She's organised.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21I sort my lipsticks by brand, by hue and then by gloss.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24That's weird. My 18-hour double bubble gloss
0:06:24 > 0:06:26should be next to my tutti fruity pinktastic.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28This is madness.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I can't believe you threw your best friend...
0:06:30 > 0:06:34- I like to think that's you, Porter. - You threw ONE of your best friends
0:06:34 > 0:06:36under the prettiest-girl-in-school bus!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40All right. I know Alex. It's not a big deal to him. He'll get over it.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47What can I get you?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I don't have an appetite.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53That's what happens when you get stabbed in the back.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Yeah. He's getting over it.
0:06:57 > 0:07:04That's when I began writing my third novel, Paint The Ponderous Valley.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Now it's in edition 13, which... - Oh! I'm running out of space.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08We'd better stop there.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11But we haven't got to my adventures at teachers' college!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Spoiler alert! I graduate!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- The column's only 200 words. - I could talk to Principal Malone
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- about running it in instalments. - That's OK!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Thanks so much, Dr Cassabi. That was very detailed.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You know what WOULD have sounded ridiculous? My TRUE story!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30"Oh, hi, Jane. I'm an angel posing as a guidance counsellor.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34"I've been to Earth thousands of times over thousands of years.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37"I spend half my time matching wits with a talking racoon."
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Sure, print that in your little newspaper.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Hey, Porter.
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Well, another student inspired. Soon the whole school will be.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You know, Jane fact-checks all of her stories.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49What? But it's a high school newspaper!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52That's Jane. When she finds you don't exist, she'll dig
0:07:52 > 0:07:55and end up blowing our cover. This could be really bad.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00I knew I shouldn't have told her I invented the ice cube!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Do I look OK? Should I keep the part, show more ear?
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Why do you care?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11You still wear a T-shirt with a wolf howling at the moon!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- My gran gave me that. I just want to look good.- For Brittany.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17No! For science! Why can't a guy look good for science any more?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19When Neil Armstrong walked on the moon
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- he wore a bowtie instead of a spacesuit.- I'm disappointed.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I know you only care about Brittany's looks.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27I couldn't care less about Brittany's looks! Hey, Brittany.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Did you do our reading, Carl? - Of course, I made you some notes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- They're colour-coded.- Aw, you even dotted the I's with hearts.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Just like you like it.- OK. You get the science thing sorted.
0:08:37 > 0:08:42I have to read this article on belts. They might be the new shoe!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Ah!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I mean...OK.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Look at those capris. She looks like a chicken!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Have you come to join our group or eat your words?
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Turn her back right now, Porter!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12It's not fair to her, it's not fair to me.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14It's not fair to anyone with eyes!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17- That's what I call a make-under. - I call it a horror film!
0:09:17 > 0:09:21- People are starting to notice! - The magic only applies to you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24If appearances don't matter, why do you care Brittany's looks
0:09:24 > 0:09:27- are a little rough around the edges? - There are no edges left!
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- She looks like something from Middle Earth!- You must be glad
0:09:30 > 0:09:32you didn't choose your good friend Alex.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh! Yeah!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36You know what? This is a blessing in disguise!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- OK.- Now I can appreciate her wonderful personality
0:09:39 > 0:09:41without being distracted by her amazing looks.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45HE WRETCHES
0:09:46 > 0:09:48That's not distracting.
0:09:53 > 0:09:54SHE LAUGHS
0:09:54 > 0:09:57What answer did you get for the section on orbits?
0:09:57 > 0:09:58SHE LAUGHS
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Yeah. Planets circling the sun. Just hilarious.
0:10:01 > 0:10:06Marlene snapped a pic of Serge mooning Janitor Jenkins?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Gross!- You want to talk about gross? All right. We should probably...
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Shh!
0:10:11 > 0:10:15SHE LAUGHS All right. I'm done talking.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Yeah, you were on the phone for, like, half an hour.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19We should do some work.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Mm... How about you take care of the work part
0:10:21 > 0:10:23and I'll take care of the typos?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Well, I'll get my daddy's secretary to take care of it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Anybody need some brain food?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Oh, yeah, I'm starving. Thanks, Mrs Montclaire.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41SHE BURPS
0:10:41 > 0:10:45- Have some, Carl.- Yeah. I hear carrots help you see clearly.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- I'm trying to quit.- Hey, Porter.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52- You want to see a pic of Serge mooning Janitor Jenkins?- Why not?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Wow, Carl, she's pretty.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56If you say so. I hadn't noticed.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59I'm more interested in her for what she brings to the lab table.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Of course.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03# My baby's got a cru-ush! #
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Mom! No, all right? It's a strictly working relationship.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09It's all science and zero chemistry.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13On the off chance there is some chemistry, a word of advice.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Nothing impresses a girl more than a funny guy.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19When I find a girl, I'll be sure to borrow Becky's knock-knock jokes.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23She has some plastic dog poop. Uncle Walter's got a whoopee cushion.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25I can hook you up.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29- Hi, Alex.- Hey, Alex.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Hi, Porter, and nobody else.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Alex still seems pretty upset. Maybe you should apologise.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39Believe me, I've tried but he refuses to acknowledge me.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42And my phone apology didn't exactly work.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46'Please leave a message, unless this is Carl Montclaire,
0:11:46 > 0:11:48'in which case, hang up after the jerk.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52'Je-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-rk.'
0:11:52 > 0:11:56I don't know, maybe I'll try and fax him an apology.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Porter! Nothing Dr Cassabi told me about his past checks out.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Not Jimothy, not his years at Harvard,
0:12:04 > 0:12:06and definitely not him inventing the ice cube.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Are you sure you spelt his name right?
0:12:08 > 0:12:11There's many ways of spelling Cassabi. Some with a silent Q.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Oh, I spelt it right. Dr Cassabi could be anybody!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19Maybe he's in the witness protection programme or a criminal or a spy?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Then maybe you shouldn't dig any deeper.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26If your theories are correct, Dr Cassabi could be very dangerous.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Exactly! I've got to get to the bottom of this!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31If not for the safety of our school,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33then for this year's Bennett Newshound Pennant.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I'm honoured!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37By using journalism, I saved the school
0:12:37 > 0:12:41from the greatest criminal mastermind of our time -
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Dr Jimothy Cassabi.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- I can't convince you out of this, can I?- It's what we reporters do.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Oh, boy. She seems keen on blowing my cover.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55More than keen. You better come up with something good.
0:12:55 > 0:12:56You're telling me.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Can you imagine if word gets back to head office that my cover was blown
0:12:59 > 0:13:01by a high school newspaper?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03The shame of it!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Hey, Brittany.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09HE WRETCHES Excuse me, Carl.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- I'm trying to talk to my friends. - Sorry, we should really go to class.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Lots of projects coming up.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I think between my brains and your...
0:13:18 > 0:13:19brains...
0:13:19 > 0:13:22The point is that if we work together, we'll pull it off.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26You sound like my singing coach. He always gives me pep talks.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- Speaking of, do you want to hear my latest single?- Not really. We have...
0:13:31 > 0:13:35# Eyes like groupies
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Lips of gold
0:13:38 > 0:13:42# Nose like diamonds
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Or so I'm told
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# My name is Brittany
0:13:48 > 0:13:53# My name is Bri-hi-hittany
0:13:53 > 0:13:54# Brittany. #
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Nice job, Brittany! Brittany, we love you.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03That lucky jerk. Wow.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# I never knew that I could feel like this
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Yeah, my heart like warm sunshine
0:14:09 > 0:14:12# So if you feel like your love ain't strong enough
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# I could be the one to steer it up
0:14:15 > 0:14:18# Like a beat I'll drop and not get up
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# Cos when I saw you I knew
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# My heart turned upside down
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# It took a spin around
0:14:25 > 0:14:26# Cos the girl I found
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# She got me off the ground
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# And I'm wrapped around her finger Like a diamond ring
0:14:31 > 0:14:34# Hey, Cupid, let me get her Cos she makes me sing... #
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Where's Brittany?
0:14:42 > 0:14:46She had to get a latte. Look at Alex, showing off.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49You've got to admit, it's a pretty cool presentation.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51He's got nothing on me!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55I'll blow the moons off his little solar system...model...thing.
0:14:55 > 0:15:00All right, let's take a look at your final projects for this section.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Ooh, very nice, ladies and gentleman.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Feels like I'm floating in space.
0:15:05 > 0:15:06Except you missed Neptune.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09No, sir. In order to show the correct scale
0:15:09 > 0:15:12we put Neptune across the street in the pizzeria.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Who ordered the Neptune pizza?
0:15:17 > 0:15:20This work is...astronomical!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Pun intended.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- So, who's next?- Here, sir.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28What have you guys got going on over here?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32We'll create the rings of Saturn using common chemical reactions.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- Very exciting.- Pour the liquid till I tell you to stop, OK, Brittany?
0:15:40 > 0:15:42OK. OK, that's enough.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- That's enough, that's enough, OK! Too much!- Oh.- Too much!- Hello?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47- Uh-huh.- Holy planets!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54BOOM!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- Hey, Carl.- I'm not in a talking mood, Porter.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11I've been covered in this stuff for three periods, it won't wash off.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13- I haven't said anything. - But I know what you were thinking.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- You're thinking the same. You look like a doofus.- And I feel gross.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Well, you look gross. Let me fix that.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Never fails to impress me.
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I've got to ditch Brittany, don't I? What was I thinking?!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I was totally into her for her looks. She's the worst lab partner.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Who'd ever think we'd hear those words coming out of my mouth?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36I did, if you think about it.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42All right, cover me. I'm going in.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Brittany, we need to talk.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49H...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Talk about what, Carl?
0:16:50 > 0:16:55Er...Brittany. Er...
0:16:55 > 0:17:01In the interest of us passing Dolby's science class this semester,
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- I need to...- You need to what, Carl?
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Find a new way to work harder.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11- Oh! You haven't learned a thing! - Hey!
0:17:11 > 0:17:15Don't people deserve second chances? I need to share some of the blame.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Carl, I've been doing some thinking.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Great. Thinking's always good.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Yeah. I've been thinking you're the worst lab partner ever.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I need at least a B or I don't get a car next year.
0:17:25 > 0:17:30So I think we should part ways before things get ugly.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Well done.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49- Dr Cassabi! I've been doing some investi...gating...- As you should!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51..and none of your stories check out.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- I just want to give you a chance to explain before...- Before what?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Before I have to go public. There's no monkey species named after you.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02I got some Bulgarian money from the bank. Your picture's not on it!
0:18:02 > 0:18:05It's all lies, Dr Cassabi! Bold-faced lies! I want the truth!
0:18:05 > 0:18:11OK, Jane, you've got me. You're quite the investigative journalist.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I wouldn't be surprised to read one day that you've won the Pulitzer.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Or been silenced by the government for digging too deep.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20- "Deeply". Adverb. - See? Sharp as a tack.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23There's a reason why my stories don't add up.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27It's because Dr Cassabi is not my real name.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Your... Your name is Dr Bum Bum?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Er, actually it's pronounced "Boom Boom".
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I had to change it to become a teacher.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41You know how cruel kids can be.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43To the students, a name like Bum Bum...
0:18:43 > 0:18:45- "Boom Boom."- .."Boom Boom"...
0:18:45 > 0:18:48would be like a red flag to a bull.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51Like my geography teacher, poor Mr Dweebus.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52HE LAUGHS
0:18:52 > 0:18:56Oh, yes. You can see, with this horrible name, that I panicked
0:18:56 > 0:18:58and just started making things up.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- I'm sorry, sir.- I'm sorry I had to keep the truth from you.
0:19:02 > 0:19:06I hope I can trust you to keep this horrible thing a secret.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08You can count on me, Dr Cassabi.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Thanks. Hey, you can call me "Dr Bum Bum".
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Mm. BOTH: Better not.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17You're taking this whole Brittany thing pretty well.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Sure, why not? It's win-win.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Hey, Brittany?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- How so?- All I have to do is rescue Alex from the Listern sisters
0:19:26 > 0:19:28and everything's back to normal.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Cool shirt, man. Love the manatee. - What do you want?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36Me? Want something?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39OK, look. I really don't like how I ditched you for Brittany
0:19:39 > 0:19:42and if you had done that to me, I'd hate it.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44It took me a while to realise how bad that was and...
0:19:44 > 0:19:46I apologise.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Apology accepted. I get why you'd want to be with Brittany.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50She's pretty.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Most of the time. I just want us to be OK again.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- OK.- And...there's one more thing.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Be my lab partner again?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01Please? Help me, Alex Wan Kenobi, I need you.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03- I'd love to...- Really?
0:20:03 > 0:20:05..but I have a new partner.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- Hey, partner.- Alex!
0:20:08 > 0:20:10What are you...?!
0:20:10 > 0:20:14She is just using you! Run, you fool, you'll be doing all the work!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17So? Science is my best subject and talking to pretty girls is my worst.
0:20:18 > 0:20:23I got your lab partner transfer form, Alex and Brittany, and I agree.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's safe to say the former configuration was a disaster.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29This will work out much better.
0:20:29 > 0:20:34- Mr Montclaire?- Yes, sir?- Why don't you, er, team up with, er... Hm...
0:20:38 > 0:20:40..the Listern sisters?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Action.
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