0:00:02 > 0:00:05Mr Dalby's bringing in his ant farm to science class today.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08He's probably trying to show off. You know, impress the kids.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Ant farm impresses you, Alex?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I'm impressionable but I don't know why they call it an ant farm.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16- It's not like it grows anything. - It grows tiny corn.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Out of the way! Twisted ankle coming through!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22OK, listen up, everybody!
0:00:22 > 0:00:26Because Julie can't stick a landing without twisting her ankle,
0:00:26 > 0:00:29a spot has opened up on the cheer squad. Try-outs are at lunch,
0:00:29 > 0:00:32if you're not serious, don't waste my time.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36A spot on the cheer squad? That's an instant shortcut to popularity.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Tell me about it. They're the taste-makers of cool.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm so done with this juice.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48- So, I take it you want to be on the cheer squad?- No way, no how, no way.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Did I mention no way? - You've got the cheer bug.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54# No way, no how No way, no how, no way! #
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Yeah, you're like the Cheer-inator.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00You've convinced me I don't want to be on the cheer squad.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Besides, I'm not interested in getting mixed up
0:01:02 > 0:01:05in cheerleading backroom politics and in-fighting.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I've got to get to class now.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Wait up! I was following you cos I don't know where I'm going.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Cos if we get it right
0:01:24 > 0:01:29# We will surely conquer the world...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30# Hey!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# I got my wings from an angel
0:01:32 > 0:01:36# Now we're winging it all the time
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Wings of an angel...
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# Now we've gotta learn to fly. #
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Hey, Carl, great audition today.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Giving us a DVD on account of having a dentist appointment,
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- that's commitment.- Audition? DVD?!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Look at him go! He MUST be double-jointed.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Maybe it will say on the bonus features.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- Porter!- You're on the squad, Montclaire.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Practice is at 6.30am. Maintain a B average to stay on the squad
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- and you're good to go.- I'm flattered that you want me but...
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I don't know what's in store this year but I'm scared.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Basketball semi-finals are coming up and between me and you,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32the squad is a mess.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34So, what do you say?
0:02:37 > 0:02:39No problem.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Hey, Jane. Are you OK? You look like you haven't slept in days.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- That's because I haven't! - Easy on the surround sound!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Sorry, it's just that I'm dealing with a major crisis here.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Oh, I get it, overdue book report. - No!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55- Good book?- The best I ever read.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Only someone ripped the final chapter out.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01I've gone to every library, bookstore and website I can,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04looking for a copy. Seems I have the only copy in existence!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- You took the book out the library? - Right.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09So use the book's checkout card to see who took it out last.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Of course! I'll use the loan history
0:03:11 > 0:03:13to see who ripped out the final chapter.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Plus you'll get a juicy mystery to solve.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19And what's life without mystery... or juice?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Alex, your name is on the loan card.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Did you rip the final chapter out of Cosmonaut Claire?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Because you can go to jail for defacing a book.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I wouldn't rip a book - I might get a paper cut.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, then, I guess my search continues.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Know how I think the book ends?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Cosmonaut Claire defeats the Martians
0:03:40 > 0:03:43but gets double-crossed by Bruce the space pirate.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, the Stern sisters - they're next on my list.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Porter! Why would you use your angel magic
0:03:48 > 0:03:52to conjure up that cheer audition DVD? I can't do those moves!
0:03:52 > 0:03:53You can now...
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Ow-oo wa!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I don't want to be able to do those moves, Porter.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05I don't want any of this.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08My job is to make you popular. I'm just trying to earn my wings.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Carl! Come say hi to the gang.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12So you swear you didn't rip the final chapter out?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Is that a no, you didn't rip out the chapter,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17or a no, you won't swear you didn't?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I'm going to say that's a yes on the rip and a no on the swear.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27This is where you sit now, Carl.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Whoa. Corner table. Hi. - Cheer squad, meet Carl.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, my gosh, we're so excited to have you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Ah, I could get used to this.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Wa-oooh!
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Are you excited? You MUST be excited.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51My cartwheels feel a little wobbly today.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Your cartwheels are your strength.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Your handsprings are what you need to work on. Right?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, yes, my cheerleaders.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00They make me the Magic Man, pulling jump shots out of the hat.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Five, six, seven, eight...
0:05:02 > 0:05:05ALL: Magic Man, he's our man, if he can't score, no-one can!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09You're like having six singing rabbit's feet. That's a compliment.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Oh, Britney, there was an idea for a cheer I had
0:05:15 > 0:05:16that I wanted to run by you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Carl, that sounds so awesome and super-fun(!)
0:05:19 > 0:05:23But I am the captain of the squad, OK? I come up with the cheers.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24Oh, I just thought...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Let me do the thinking around here, OK? I'm the big cheese.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30That's fine, I got no problem being the small cheese, or...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33no cheese at all. I could be like an olive or a garnish...
0:05:33 > 0:05:34I'm just happy to be on the platter.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Don't forget that and everything will be fine.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40I'm sorry, that last chapter was missing when I read it,
0:05:40 > 0:05:42but I think that Cosmonaut Claire
0:05:42 > 0:05:44ends up on the complex on Mars
0:05:44 > 0:05:46in the arms of space pirate Bruce.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49At least, that's how I dream of it ending.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Do you want to see my space pirate tattoo?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52That's OK!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- OK.- Thanks for the hypothesis, Mrs Lennox.- Oh, sure!
0:05:56 > 0:05:57Dr Cassabi!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59You're my last hope.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Sounds serious.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Remember, I'm a guidance counsellor, my powers are limited.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06The best I could do is get you a helpful pamphlet.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- You signed this book out, didn't you? - Cosmonaut Claire.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Oh, why, indeed I did.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Dr Cassabi, the boss is ready for you.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh. You go ahead.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Cosmonaut Claire has to get out of the caverns of Sidonia.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26HE GASPS
0:06:27 > 0:06:31To think someone would rip up a book and ruin the enjoyment for everyone!
0:06:31 > 0:06:33We'll never find out the ending!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35You know how I'd like it to have ended?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Cosmonaut Claire transcends her body
0:06:38 > 0:06:41and becomes a space butterfly made of pure light and sound.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I hear they travel on solar winds...
0:06:43 > 0:06:48Outside of tracking down the author, PH Whitelaw, we'll never know.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52That's going to be impossible - she's supposedly terribly mysterious.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Another dead end! I've run out of dead ends!
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Oh, no, you haven't.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07That's it, all right.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Come on, hustle back.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Ready? OK!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33CHEERING
0:07:35 > 0:07:36What are you doing?
0:07:40 > 0:07:41- Yeah!- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:07:41 > 0:07:45Awesome cheering, Carl, you put Serge over the top.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46We're going to the finals!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Hey, thanks for the assistance on the cheers.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Hey, good moves out there, Montclaire.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Totally put the Magic Man in the zone.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56You went nine for 11, which is 82% better than usual.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59What you just said sounds number-y. Like a sports-caster doing stats!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Carl! My cheer squad juggernaut.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04A good leader makes everyone better, that's what you did.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Next year you could be captain.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Captain?
0:08:07 > 0:08:11OK, boys, let's go!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Good gravy, is that a portable telephoning device?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Yes. Lose the cellphone.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's like in my first novel, of course,
0:08:25 > 0:08:28I didn't call it a cellphone, but a short-wave vocalator...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Oh, what a wondrous future world this is.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Where are the jet-packs?- Shhh!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You've got to keep it down, Mrs Whitelaw.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36I know being here is strange,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39but you can't let on that you've been...upstairs for a long time.
0:08:39 > 0:08:44Understood. I shall act as a woman of the year 2055.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You might want to dial it back a few decades.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Come this way, I'd like you to meet someone.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Mrs Carter, I don't have a test.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Alex...?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Also, I lost my pencil.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10It's behind your ear, Alex.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And my eraser?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Try your other ear.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16OK, begin.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Dr Cassabi, I'd rather be left alone, so can...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You're...PH Whitelaw!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33You look just like you do in the photo.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- I certainly hope so! - Oh, Mrs Whitelaw!
0:09:36 > 0:09:39It's such an honour! I'm a huge fan.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Your book Cosmonaut Claire changed my life.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, why, thank you, my dear...
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Jane, Jane Casey. Dr Cassabi, how did you find Mrs Whitelaw?
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Uh... Well, we game online together.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57- So, Mrs Whitelaw, how does Cosmonaut Claire end?- About that...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Actually, hold that ending.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02I've got about 20 other people who want to know as badly as me.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04I'm going to host a reading
0:10:04 > 0:10:07of the final chapter of Cosmonaut Claire. Is that OK?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08- I suppose, but...- Great!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11- Got to go!- No, Jane, wait a minute...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14What's wrong, PH? Afraid of a little public speaking?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17What's wrong, Dr Cassabi, is the ending of Cosmonaut Claire.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20In that there isn't one.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25All right, class, pencils down.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Please make sure your names are on your tests
0:10:28 > 0:10:30and hand them in on your way out.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Hey, Alex, Mrs Carter was telling me
0:10:36 > 0:10:40they found this allosaurus fossil in Iceland, that sounds cool.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42What? That's completely non-factual.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You'd better go set her straight.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Mrs Carter, the allosaurus was indigenous to western North America
0:10:48 > 0:10:51during the late Jurassic period.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Your statement is factually wrong. They're not found there.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Not Iceland, never Iceland.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I'm disappointed in your professionalism.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Alex...I'm a maths teacher.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Mrs Whitelaw, are you as excited as I am about the reading?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10About that, Jane, Mrs Whitelaw has something to tell you.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14Yes, I do. Cosmonaut Claire has no final chapter.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16No true ending, anyway.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Come again?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I didn't know how to end Cosmonaut Claire,
0:11:20 > 0:11:23so when the publisher asked for the manuscript
0:11:23 > 0:11:26I stuck a slap-dash conclusion on and mailed it away.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28What sort of conclusion?
0:11:28 > 0:11:34There's a big explosion, bright light, another explosion,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36not quite so bright a light,
0:11:36 > 0:11:38the end.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Later, I was so ashamed I tracked down every single copy
0:11:41 > 0:11:44and ripped out the last chapter.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Guess you could call that a book tear. Get it?!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Like a book tour but a book tear! Rip!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Told you she wouldn't laugh at it. - But I wanted to try.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57What about your fans? We're going to let them down.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59You're a bright, imaginative girl.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Why don't you make up your own ending and read it?
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- But it's PH Whitelaw's story. - No, it's everybody's story.
0:12:05 > 0:12:10It's the world's story. Give the fans the ending they want.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12The ending I couldn't write. You have my blessing.
0:12:12 > 0:12:18OK, cosmonauts, prepare to take off! OK?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Jane, you can...take the bridge.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Montclaire, I just heard from Mrs Carter, you got a D on the math test.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30If you needed help studying, you should have asked. I tutor hard.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34That's impossible, that test was on averages. I'm the best at averages.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36It's possible, in fact, it's actual.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40You no longer have a B average, you are suspended from the cheer squad.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41No way, no how.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Yes way, yes how. You have cheered your last cheer.- Oh...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Don't cry, hopes and dreams get crushed all the time.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- It's not that, you're standing on my foot.- Oh! I'm sorry.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Get your hands up, come on!
0:13:04 > 0:13:05Who rules?
0:13:05 > 0:13:06ALL: Britney rules.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Get back, get back, close it up!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Pass the ball, come on.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Fellas, let's go!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Serge, warm up. You're going back in the game.
0:13:19 > 0:13:23But Coach, I've lost my touch. The Magic Man is now the Tragic Man.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Serge, the true test of an athlete
0:13:25 > 0:13:29is not how they play when they're having a good day,
0:13:29 > 0:13:32it's how they play when they're having a bad day.
0:13:32 > 0:13:36Coach, if they're having a bad day then they're playing badly.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Get, just get.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Porter, can't you... You know?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46It's not every day I get to lose. No tricks, no magic, just skills.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Well, you'll feel really guilty when they lose.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51I know! I've never felt guilt before!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Hello, everyone. Thanks for coming.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- So, I have some news... - Where's that Whitelaw woman?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Uh, OK, OK, about that...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05She couldn't make this afternoon.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You know how reclusive she is.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11But I did talk to her and she told me what the ending was,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15and, believe me, it is just as good as we were all hoping.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17So, here we go.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19The final chapter.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22The winds of Mars gust violently.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Cosmonaut Claire and the space pirate Bruce push their way
0:14:26 > 0:14:30towards the Sidonian complex, step by step.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33SHE IMITATES FOOTSTEPS
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Serge is missing his odds to win.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Numbers like this put him at 25% on his daily shooting percentage.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50His mean average will teeter at 37%.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Amazing, Carl.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55What puzzles me is how someone so good at sport statistics
0:14:55 > 0:14:56can fail a test on averages.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59I'm puzzled. I thought I aced your test.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Look at this.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Wrong! Wrong! Not even close.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Apple? How do you manage to answer a maths question - apple?
0:15:08 > 0:15:12No, no, this isn't my test. I don't dot the I with a little heart.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Britney!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Right, that question's 45%, the mean average here is 77.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21The bonus question's (first carry the five). Two slices of pie.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25- Type doesn't matter but I like rhubarb.- Me too. Amazing!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Someone must've switched your test. I'll fix this.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Thank you, Mrs Carter.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Montclaire, you're reinstated.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47You can't do that, coach, it's not fair.
0:15:47 > 0:15:51- Why, would it be cheating(?)- What is that supposed to mean, Carl?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Who cares, we're getting creamed. Montclaire, make me proud.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I'll give it 110%, coach.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00That is 110%!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03All right, Carl, we got the time out, let's bring the magic back.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Carl?
0:16:06 > 0:16:10- GASPS - It's Montclaire.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Time to put Carl over the top.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Five, six, seven, eight...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18When I say go you say fight!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20When I say win you say tonight!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Go - fight,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Go - fight! Win - tonight!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ha! Now let's do the bear claw.
0:16:42 > 0:16:47- Raaa-aar!- Let's go, Bears!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49CHEERING
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yeah! Whoo!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00COACH: One more, one more!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02CHEERING Yes!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Magic Man is alive again!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Oh, yeah.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- On defence, on defence! - That's right.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12CHEERING
0:17:16 > 0:17:17WHISTLE BLOWS
0:17:17 > 0:17:20CHEERING
0:17:20 > 0:17:22COACH: Way to hustle!
0:17:22 > 0:17:27That's what I'm talking about! Serge!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Woo!
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Kerpow! Get to the spaceship!
0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Stankovic, we need reinforcements! - 'Get down.'
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Me get down? You get down.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53ZAPPING NOISES
0:17:57 > 0:18:01I can see you walking down that launching pad, Claire...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Ah! Darn it, Claire!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Don't you die on me.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Don't you die on me!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11SOBS
0:18:11 > 0:18:14And if you're ever in Sector 2A14,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18you've got a futon to crash on. Kerpow.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23The end...
0:18:31 > 0:18:35I knew Claire would get double-crossed by the space pirate.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38I knew she'd survive her death by turning into a space butterfly.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Why didn't I think of that? - Great job, Jane.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Thanks, Dr Cassabi, I couldn't have done it without you.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Bang up job, Jane. It's amazing how it satisfied all our wishes!
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I guess PH Whitelaw knows her readers.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I always hoped for a sequel to Cosmonaut Claire,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56it's such a pity PH Whitelaw died 25 years ago.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58ZAP!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Wha...? Where did she go?!
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Ah... She had to catch her bus.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05She only travels by bus and it was that time!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Dr Cassabi, what was she?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11- Excuse me?- PH Whitelaw.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15I know she's dead - was she an actor, some guidance counsellor?
0:19:15 > 0:19:21Oh, no, that was PH Whitelaw... ah... Junior. Her daughter.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25She looked an awful lot like the picture on the back of the book.
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Yeah, she did, didn't she? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - Ahem.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Well, the idea was to inspire you. Whether it was her or her daughter.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38I think you're capable of great things, Jane.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41All you needed was the opportunity to see it for yourself.
0:19:41 > 0:19:45- Gee, thanks, Dr Cassabi.- Good job.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53What do you want now, Carl, to upstage how I sulk on a bench?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- I know it was you that switched my test.- It was a horrible thing to do!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00- If you want to turn me in, I'll understand.- I'm not going to.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04OMG, thanks, girl. How about you as my new co-captain?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- We could rule the cheer squad for ever.- I have to say no.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I'm just not cut out for the world of cheerleading.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The deception, the politics, the constant social battles...
0:20:13 > 0:20:15No! I can help you with that...
0:20:15 > 0:20:16Oh...you don't like it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I guess you're not the type to fight up the social ladder.
0:20:19 > 0:20:23- I like to think of it more as a pyramid.- I make the jokes!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Sorry, captain.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- So that's that, huh?- That's that, Porter.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Whoa! Did you see that?!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35No magic!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Are you sure? I saw a little nod.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40- Oh, come on, you saw, that was perfect.- Lies!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42- It was like an NBA shot.- You wish!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45- I could get money dollars for that. - Whatever.- Come on...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47THEY LAUGH
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd
0:20:50 > 0:20:54Not so quite... bright a light...
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Boom... Brvoooo...
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Oh, but if you ask me, I think the ending...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Whoa! Did you see that?! No magic.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09So long!