0:00:03 > 0:00:06- That's why fish bowls are illegal in Italy.- Oh, you know,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08it's so nice having you over for dinner, Jane.
0:00:08 > 0:00:10You bring delightful conversation.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13And we DON'T bring delightful conversation?!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15How is everybody's chicken?
0:00:19 > 0:00:22I have to admit I have another reason for coming,
0:00:22 > 0:00:23aside from your potatoes.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26I'm running for president in the school election
0:00:26 > 0:00:29and I've decided who I want to be my vice president.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I think you'd be great, Porter.
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Oh, no offence, Porter, but I want Carl. Will you be my running mate?
0:00:35 > 0:00:36What?
0:00:36 > 0:00:40I can't believe a girl wants to run WITH Carl instead of AWAY from him.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- I think it's a great idea.- Me too.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Your great-grandfather was a politician. Carl, Becky,
0:00:45 > 0:00:48you have man-of-the-people blood in your veins.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Man, he always looks so serious.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Besides, it's just vice president,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'll be doing all the heavy lifting.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57I would vote for you.
0:00:57 > 0:01:01So, what do you say? Casey-Montclaire ticket?
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Yeah, let's do it.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Awesome!- Who wants dessert? It's key lime pie.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Cos if we get it right
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# From an angel
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Always an angel
0:01:42 > 0:01:46# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:53 > 0:01:55- Is it straight?- Looks good to me.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You guys are running for election?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59But you're not popular enough to win.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01It's not a popularity contest, Britney.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Please, only the unpopular people say that.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Carl's right, the student body is smart and aware.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09They don't care about popularity, they care about the issues.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11And what are your issues?
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- Not counting that you wear mom jeans. - Very funny.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17For starters, we're going to cut funding to the Ski Club.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What? That's my favourite club.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22If there's no club, where will I get my hot chocolate?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24You guys spend more than the other clubs -
0:02:24 > 0:02:27that virtual-reality ski machine for off season?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Ooh, you're doing level seven again?
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Here comes the big jump.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Unh! Oh, ho-ho!
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Yes, we 100% need it. Without it our ski muscles would atrophy.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44We think that money should go to underfunded clubs -
0:02:44 > 0:02:46the Origami Club and High-five Society.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Good luck with that. - So how's the campaign going?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I think we just lost the popular vote.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's fine, we're going to win on the issues.
0:02:56 > 0:02:57We beat Terendale High.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Winning's good, but beating Terendale High feels gooder.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03We showed that stupid tiger mascot who's boss of the jungle.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Jane for president and Carl for...
0:03:06 > 0:03:07what's a vhe-puh?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09That's not even a word.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11The two of you don't even have a hope.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Hey, Porter, high-five.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- Oh!- Oh!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Mrs Lennox, I'm so sorry.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25My glasses, I'm legally blind without them.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh, thank you, Dr Cassabi. What a gentleman.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Think nothing of it. My fault, my head was in the clouds.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38These are alphabetised. How did you do it so fast?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Um... Well, it's something of a hobby of mine.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43You could call me a man of letters.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh! You could call me a lady of the alphabet.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Well, now I know YOUR ABCs.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00There's the future VP of Bennett High.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Hiding in the Oval classroom?
0:04:02 > 0:04:03I'm folding brochures.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Shouldn't you be out meeting the voters?- It's not that easy.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I mean, everyone wants something different -
0:04:09 > 0:04:12some want fish burgers in the cafeteria twice a week
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and some want fish burgers banned for ever.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Now you can go both ways - it's a psychic campaign button.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Whoever looks at it'll see the promise that gets their vote.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25So, the more-fish-burger people
0:04:25 > 0:04:27will see that Jane and I are for fish burgers,
0:04:27 > 0:04:29and the ban-fish-bigger people
0:04:29 > 0:04:31will see that Jane and I are against them?
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- Exactamundo.- Oh, cool. What campaign promise are you seeing?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39"I promise to become hugely popular,
0:04:39 > 0:04:42"so Porter can finally get his angel wings."
0:04:42 > 0:04:46- Anything else to help us win? - I don't know. How about a...
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Booya!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52- If Jane asks, you know someone at the copy shop, right?- Yeah.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Oh, Carl, just the man I was looking for.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You seem to be on good terms with Dr Cassabi,
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- do you mind delivering him this note? - Yeah, sure.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- I do want to represent the people.- Thank you.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Wow! That's a fancy campaign button you've got there, young man.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10"If elected, I promise to make a pin-up calendar
0:05:10 > 0:05:13"of Dr Cassabi dressed as a fireman." You've got my vote.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Oh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24OH!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- She has the hots for you, doesn't she?- How can you tell?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Usually when a girl hands you a note it means she likes you.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Not that I'd know from experience,
0:05:32 > 0:05:34but it happens to Porter all the time.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38# Cassabi and Lennox sitting in a tree
0:05:38 > 0:05:39# K-I-S-S-I... #
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Dennis!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Get out.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46- You heard him.- You!- Oh, OK.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Oh, it's even scented.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54- Girl for VP!- Vote for Jane!
0:05:54 > 0:05:56"If elected, we're going to beat Terendale High
0:05:56 > 0:05:58"back to the Stone Age."
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Count me in - their mascot is the worst.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05This is bogus, Serge. Those nerds Jane and Carl
0:06:05 > 0:06:07are going to ruin the Ski Club if they're elected.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10"Fountains of Gobsmack juice?" Count on my vote.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13We should run against Jane and Carl in the election.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15No, student council is too much work,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17but we can't let them destroy the Ski Club.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Jane for president, vote for us! - Vote for the issues!
0:06:22 > 0:06:25We need to nominate ANOTHER popular kid to run for president.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27And I think our candidate just walked by.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Ohh!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Who are we talking about?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- Porter.- Right, yeah.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I can't believe it. You're running against us, Porter?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I had nothing to do with this, honest.
0:06:50 > 0:06:51Did these things magically appear?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55(Did they?) Vote for Porter Jackson right here.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57RAPS: # Porter Jackson, he's our man
0:06:57 > 0:06:58# If he can't do... #
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm not even finishing because he can do it.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03This is your handiwork. You put Porter against us
0:07:03 > 0:07:06just because we want to cut funding to the Ski Club.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09If you play with fire, you're going to get burned, Jane.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11And we're the fireplace. You guys are the logs
0:07:11 > 0:07:14and tinder and the pieces of paper you...light it with.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16I don't want to run for president.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Hey, I didn't want to be popular.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21This is a mockery of the electoral process.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Don't be such a sore loser, losers.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28And why does your button say, "Serge Rules?"
0:07:28 > 0:07:30It says, "Carl's for the Ski Club."
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- This guy is a total flake.- Let's go.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37This isn't a good situation, Porter. Not good.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I'll take care of this, Porter always knows what he's doing.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43- Since when? - That's what I read on your button.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Principle Malone.- Hello...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# P-P-Porter. #
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I'd like my name withdrawn from the election. People nominated me
0:07:55 > 0:07:57because they thought I'd like it...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00So, nominated by the people, Porter - the ultimate complement.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04You do realise official withdrawal requires written notification.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It does? Oh, yeah, of course it does.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09There you go.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- So you except my official withdrawal, right?- Nope.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15A lot of students look up to you, Porter. What will they think?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Winners never quit, quitters never win.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20No, I can't let you drop out, sends the wrong message.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23So if you can't drop out of the election,
0:08:23 > 0:08:24you'll just have to tank it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I should probably change my cool factor pronto, right?
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ah, yeah. Sure, no problem(!)
0:08:29 > 0:08:31BUT that's easier said than done.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32# Ta-da! #
0:08:33 > 0:08:35How's this for starters?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Now, this is how you throw an election.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43Nerd alert! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd probably give you a wedgie.
0:08:43 > 0:08:48Yeah, I know. I kind of feel like reformatting my hard drive. See?
0:08:48 > 0:08:50This outfit is totally not cool.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Get ready for math class!
0:09:01 > 0:09:06- Dr Cassabi? Fancy meeting you here. - Yes, what are the chances?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were avoiding me.
0:09:09 > 0:09:14- Me?- Yes, earlier today when I saw you going into your office,
0:09:14 > 0:09:17I went in after you and you were gone, poof!
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- As if you'd vanished!- Vanished, me?
0:09:22 > 0:09:23What do you say, you and me?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26We go out for something to eat after school?
0:09:26 > 0:09:30You are married, MRS Lennox.
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Oh, the "Mrs", it's just to keep the single teachers from asking me out.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35What do you say?
0:09:36 > 0:09:41I take your silence as a "yes". It's a date.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43It's a date!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45MRS LENNOX GIGGLES
0:09:49 > 0:09:52OK! How about this? Maybe the best way to stop
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Mrs Lennox from liking you is to make sure your date is a disaster.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Are you suggesting I throw the date?
0:09:58 > 0:10:02That's brilliant, but I'll need your help, Dennis, after all,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04disasters are your stock-in-trade.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06You invite her to the pizzeria.
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- I'll be there in stealth mode to coach you.- Perfect, then what?
0:10:10 > 0:10:15You start the date from H-E double hockey sticks.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17DENNIS CACKLES
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Porter, your nerd manoeuvre totally backfired on me
0:10:26 > 0:10:29and everyone's talking about your look, they call it "dweeb chic".
0:10:29 > 0:10:31I knew I could never make myself un-cool.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34They're a bunch of lemmings.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37OK, plan C. It's time to put the final nail in the coffin.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Everybody listen, I've got an announcement to make.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44I want to present to you my vice-presidential running mate...
0:10:45 > 0:10:47..Alex.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49What election is this?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51CHEERING
0:10:53 > 0:10:57Nail in the coffin, huh? More like icing on his victory cake.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- How do I look?- Like an A1 loser.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Now, let me feed you lines and this date will go down in no time.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Oh, hi, Alice.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Oh! Dr Cassabi, hi.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20You look different. And you smell different too, is that a new cologne?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Sniff your armpits.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Um... Nope, that's Cassabi au naturale.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29- With a dash of eau de raccoon. - Ssh!- Shall we order?
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Already have, extra large meat lovers, heavy on the sausage,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35anchovy and Armageddon Hot Sauce.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Lots of cottage cheese.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- And jujubes.- And jujubes.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's not what I usually order but I'm up for trying new things.
0:11:43 > 0:11:48- Jujubes on pizza, I love it! Grr, love it.- Don't worry, boss,
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- I'm warming up. - You'd better be warming up.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, I am. I'm warming up to you.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55No, I...
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You're a lot different than at school.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I guess you don't like me as much now?
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I like you even more. You're a bad boy.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Now what?- I don't know.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Who are you talking to?- Nobody, just another one of my annoying habits.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15You know I like to bite my nails, I walk in my sleep, I love to yodel.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Oh... # Yodel-a-ee-oo! #
0:12:18 > 0:12:19Check, please.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Everything you're doing isn't working, Porter.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- All right, it's time for Plan D. - D better not stand for Dutch -
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- everyone will be eating Gouda and wearing wooden shoes.- Watch this.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36See what the twins have to say about that.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- I wish I could do that face. - Love the new slogan, Porter,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44you're going to be the first slacker president.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's ironical and ironicalness is cool.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48All right, time for Plan Q.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Plan Q, what about the letters in between?
0:12:51 > 0:12:52I don't want to bother with those,
0:12:52 > 0:12:55especially plan I, which involves a lizard and a sombrero.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57All right, free pizza, everybody!
0:12:57 > 0:13:01Grab a box! First come, first served!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Buying votes, how low can you go? - This is to help you win.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Voters love free stuff, especially free food.- Sweet!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09We students will not be bought with food.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Or anything else for that matter.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Porter Jackson would never bribe the people.
0:13:14 > 0:13:18This pizza is delicious, but it sucks. Vote for Porter Jackson.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I don't care what you say, Carl, Porter's trying to win.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26All right, you've got a plan W, right?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Epsilon, Operation Sea Lion...
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Should I give you the run-down of plan I?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34I've got the sombrero and the lizard's standing by.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35How small is the sombrero?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37You should ask, "How big is the lizard?"
0:13:37 > 0:13:39We're SO doomed.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Smoochies from Mrs Lennox. Oh, boy.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49I can smell that fruit basket from two streets over.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52If Mrs Lennox pursues me like this,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54she'll compromise my cover story at the school.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'll have to be transferred to a different AIT.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- Well, we'll miss you around here. - You know you're going with me.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I just figured out where the dumpsters are
0:14:03 > 0:14:04and what about Carl and Porter?
0:14:04 > 0:14:08You think some other angel is going to bail them out like you do?
0:14:08 > 0:14:09You know, you're right.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12I have to tell Mrs Lennox I'm just not interested.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14I can't spare her feelings and do my job.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18You just have to face it, boss, you're too irresistible.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20My gift, my curse.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Time to go break her heart.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27People of Bennett High. When it comes to the fish-burger issue,
0:14:27 > 0:14:31I know you're angry. I'm angry. But we'll form a task force and whether
0:14:31 > 0:14:37you're for fish burgers or against fish burgers, we'll have answers
0:14:37 > 0:14:40and as for the Ski Club, their funding is going straight downhill.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42A little joke there.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Boo! Porter rules!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46LAUGHTER
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I've given you the answers and now the choice is clear,
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Vote Casey-Montclaire for office.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55And now the vice to my president, Carl, to say a few words.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59OK, well a vote for Casey and Montclaire...
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Can't hear you, mumbles!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03LAUGHTER
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Principal Malone,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11teachers, students and friends,
0:15:11 > 0:15:16today we stand at the precipice of a new day at Bennett High.
0:15:16 > 0:15:23A day where hope of a success of all student clubs doesn't live or die
0:15:23 > 0:15:26at the expense of a ski-lift ticket.
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Don't think to yourselves, "What at Bennett High do for me?"
0:15:30 > 0:15:33but, "What can I do for Bennett High?"
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Let our class not be divided by coolness and practicality
0:15:38 > 0:15:40but be joined as one,
0:15:40 > 0:15:42one union,
0:15:42 > 0:15:46united under the proud yellow and the mighty blue.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49CHEERING
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- That was magical.- Truly. Thanks for the assist.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Looks like Carl put us back on top WITHOUT your help, Porter.
0:15:54 > 0:15:58- Good luck following that. - At this time, let's hear from our
0:15:58 > 0:16:02other vice-president nominee, Alex Rodriguez.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Porter told me to tell you all about myself, so here goes.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I like cheese.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18I'm immune to poison ivy, but I haven't tested that theory.
0:16:20 > 0:16:24If I put baby clothes on, I look like a giant.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28You love it. Yes you do, yes you do.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Hello, Mrs Lennox.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh, do you need me to chew that up for you?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Oh, my, you've got a little friend...
0:16:34 > 0:16:38This is your new daddy, this is Dr Cassabi, you can call him Daddy.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41This is Charlemagne, my cat.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46- We have to talk. - I love talking to you.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49DR CASSABI SNEEZES
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Bless you. What's the matter, do you have a cold?
0:16:52 > 0:16:58No, I don't, but something in this room is making me sneeze.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I certainly hope it's not Charlemagne.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04My goodness, I COULD be allergic to Charlemagne.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I wouldn't even know it, I haven't spent time around cats.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Why not? Don't you like cats?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Honestly, I could take or leave them.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- This is never going to work.- What?
0:17:13 > 0:17:16- It's over.- Don't say it!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18I can't share my life with someone
0:17:18 > 0:17:21who doesn't want to share it with my cats.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25What a shame, I really thought we had something.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I'm breaking your heart.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29It's not me, it's you.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33Well, we'll always have the pizzeria.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Could you please leave?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Your sneezing is scaring Charlemagne,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41and he's already had enough stress today,
0:17:41 > 0:17:44and we can't have any more of his fur falling out.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'll miss you, Mrs Lennox.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Whenever I order jujubes on my pizza, I'll think of you.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56And whenever I smell raccoon...
0:17:56 > 0:17:57I'll think...of you.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Bless you.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04You already have.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12My mom's middle name is Pocahontas.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14LAUGHTER
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Thanks and vote for us.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18CHEERING
0:18:20 > 0:18:23So, finally, let's hear from the other presidential nominee,
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Porter Jackson.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Well, I, Porter Jackson,
0:18:35 > 0:18:37don't want to be president.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38That's all.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42CHEERING
0:18:46 > 0:18:49The fact that he doesn't care makes me want him to win so much more.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53You know, all you care about is not caring
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- so I don't care about winning. - Don't let her trick you, she cares.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- STUDENTS BOO - You're SO going to lose.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Boo!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02All right. Please...
0:19:02 > 0:19:03Well, Porter, I'd say Jane and I
0:19:03 > 0:19:06aren't going to be winning this election.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I can't get these people to not like me.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I haven't heard booing like this
0:19:10 > 0:19:12since we played Terendale High in soccer.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18- What's this?- The slide presentation to end all slide presentations.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23Look, we're not... Oh, um... Once again, Carl.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26If I can have everyone's attention for a minute?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29I've been brought some disturbing news
0:19:29 > 0:19:31that I think you should all hear, or should I say see?
0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Give it up, Montclaire, you and Jane have lost already.- Have we?
0:19:36 > 0:19:37STUDENTS GASP
0:19:37 > 0:19:41It's Porter and the Terendale Tiger!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44As you can see, presidential nominee Porter Jackson
0:19:44 > 0:19:48is friends with the mascot of our bitter rival, Terendale High.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Say it isn't so, you're not friends with the mascot?!
0:19:51 > 0:19:55Yes, that's right. Serge, everybody, I can't tell a lie.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59Terendale Tiger and I are best friends.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01We've even got BFF bracelets.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04If I were standing up, I would need to sit down.
0:20:04 > 0:20:09You can't be the new school president now, Porter, not after this betrayal.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Tiger's not bad once you know him, he has jokes.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Listen up everyone, Porter Jackson is Carl's own cousin.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19If Carl is the able to make the tough decision to bring us this
0:20:19 > 0:20:22family scandal, how can you doubt that Carl and I are right to run
0:20:22 > 0:20:25your student council. Make your vote count.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Let the voting begin.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Carl, I've got to follow this breaking story
0:20:30 > 0:20:34before I'm too busy celebrating my presidential victory to do it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38I've got my head line now, Pres Nom BFFs with Terendale mascot.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40What a day!
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- So, a photo scandal, huh? - Classic, I'm good.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I wonder who I'm going to vote for.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Oh, oh...
0:21:01 > 0:21:03So, what does it say, what does it say?
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Nothing.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09If I put on baby clothes, I look like a giant.
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