0:00:03 > 0:00:05BLAND INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Hey, Carl, is this supposed to be your first high school party
0:00:08 > 0:00:10or a dentist's waiting room?
0:00:10 > 0:00:13Whatever, Porter. Everyone has at least one guilty pleasure
0:00:13 > 0:00:16on their MP3. I'm sorry that shuffle brought mine up first.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18- MORE BLAND MUSIC - OK, two guilty pleasures.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20This is a different song?!
0:00:20 > 0:00:23Oh, this song's always on at the grocery store.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24It reminds me of the soup aisle.
0:00:24 > 0:00:28Yeah, well, thank you again for letting us throw this party.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30Thank Porter. He convinced me to let you throw it.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Becky, it's time for ladies' night.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- We'll let these guys have their fun. - OK, Mum.
0:00:35 > 0:00:38We'll touch base if we need more cheese puffs.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39DOORBELL RINGS
0:00:39 > 0:00:43- Your first guests!- Come on! Nothing exciting down here.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Hey, Carl, Porter.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Wow! Thanks for the party gifts, Alex.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Sweet! We're the first ones here.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52That's not sweet. I was trying to be fashionably late.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Right now we're out of style.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55CARL LAUGHS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:04 > 0:01:07# Cos if we get it right
0:01:07 > 0:01:13# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# From an angel
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:23 > 0:01:27# Always an angel
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Nice move, Spencer.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Has anyone shown up yet?- Nope.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48This party sucks. It's like a ghost town, minus the ghosts.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Try to have some fun, stress bag.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Oh, ha-ha-ha(!)
0:01:55 > 0:01:56- DOOR SLAMS - Oh.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Uh... Brittany?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I know. I'm as surprised as you are.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Madeline said there was a party going on here.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- So where is it? - Excellent question, Madeline.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12You should have been here earlier. I had to kick, like, 30 people out.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- It was crazy, wild. - Can you get them to come back?
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Give me just one second.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22If I'd known Brittany was going to be here I would have, I don't know,
0:02:22 > 0:02:23worn more body spray.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Body spray is your answer to everything.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Brittany's presence will boost your popularity.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Brittany! This is the best party ever!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Veggie juice, it rules. Want to go sip for sip?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36DANCE MUSIC
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Wow! Alex is really good at this video game.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I haven't turned it on yet.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I'm going to need more juice.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I don't think so.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Yeah. That's fantastic, that's just what I need(!)
0:02:49 > 0:02:50This is terrible!
0:02:50 > 0:02:53I'm going to be the lame party guy, the worst thing you can be.
0:02:53 > 0:02:58Let's go, girls, and shop online this party is L-A...M-M-E.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Ladies and gentlemen and Alex,
0:03:04 > 0:03:06are you guys ready to party?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- Yeah.- If you know where one's happening.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11- What are you doing?- Follow my lead.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?
0:03:13 > 0:03:14ALL: Yes.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17This is MC Wings, and I'm going to introduce you
0:03:17 > 0:03:23to the main event - spinning the wheels of steel, DJ Spinclaire.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Carl, I didn't know you could DJ!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30- Um...surprise.- Just say, this song's for all the ladies out there.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32- Um... - CLEARS THROAT
0:03:32 > 0:03:37This, um... This is for all the ladies...out there.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39LADIES: Wooh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45MUSIC: "Turn It Up" by Stereos
0:03:51 > 0:03:53CHEERING
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Wow, this is incredible!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I mean, the popular kids are here and loving it!
0:04:07 > 0:04:11- No-one can resist the sweet sounds of magic turntables.- Wooh!- Yeah!
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Hey, Serge, you're the only one not dancing. Come on, let's go.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Sorry, I can't dance till after the big game, I might hurt myself.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23My ankles are tough, but not that tough.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27You can show me your moves at the school dance after the big game.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31- Sure, we can dance like we have ants in our pants.- I'll hold you to that,
0:04:31 > 0:04:33- the dance part. - Yeah, I don't even like ants.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36I'm not afraid of them, just don't like them.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43CHANTING: Spin-claire! Spin-claire! Spin-claire! Spin-claire!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50MUSIC STOPS
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Um... This is MC Wings and DJ Spinclaire saying, go home now!
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Party is over!
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hi, Mom. How was ladies' night?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Don't "ladies' night" me - you boys are grounded.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Woo-hoo! Sleepover!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08I meant Carl and Porter are grounded.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Can I sleep over anyway?
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Probably not.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19MP3: 'Dealing with being grounded, chapter...'
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Hey, Carl!
0:05:22 > 0:05:24I had a great time at your party -
0:05:24 > 0:05:25I never knew you were such a fun guy.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm a regular yeast-mould mushroom.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Get it? Fun-guy?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Fungus spelt differently.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33I get it, it just wasn't that funny.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Think you're so smooth, Montclaire? I drink smoothies for breakfast.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Smoothies give me brain freeze. - I'll give YOU brain freeze.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Serge! Stop right there, young man.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48I've been hearing a lot of strange threats coming from lately.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49I'm raining on your parade,
0:05:49 > 0:05:52and the only umbrellas around are the ones in those fruity drinks.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56I'm taking you to the movies and sitting in front with a big hat.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'm going to force you not to use the letter D. Goo luck.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You know, I'd like you to go see DR Cassabi
0:06:01 > 0:06:03for some guidance counselling.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- SIGHS - Thank you, Principal Malone.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Not to worry, Mr Montclaire,
0:06:08 > 0:06:11it's my job to keep hallways hassle-free.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Ooh! Sounds like a song in there, huh?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Hassle-free, that's how we'll be
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# You and me, so hassle-free... #
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Porter, I'm the first DJ to be grounded
0:06:21 > 0:06:23for throwing too good of a party.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Look at it this way - people know that when Carl throws a party,
0:06:26 > 0:06:28- you BETTER be at that party. - Hey, guys.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32- I LOVED the surprise party you threw for me.- It wasn't a surprise.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Surprise, because I thought it was going to suck, then, surprise -
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- it was awesome.- Thanks. - As head of the Social Committee,
0:06:39 > 0:06:42I want you to DJ for the school dance, it's a beach theme.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48- Um... We wish we could, but these wicked...- Crazy, awesome...
0:06:48 > 0:06:49Awesome d-dates.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Come on, the school is dying for you to perform again.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56SHE SIGHS But I guess I can just find
0:06:56 > 0:07:00somebody else to do this huge, unforgettable favour for me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Right, Carl?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- CARL LAUGHS - Ah... Wait!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06We can... We can cancel our blind dates.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09- We can?- Yeah. We don't even know them yet anyway.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12This is going to be the best luau ever - we'll talk the deets later.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14It's official!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Spinclaire and MC Wings are going to be rocking the dance.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19CHEERING
0:07:21 > 0:07:25How are we going to DJ the party and be grounded at the same time?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I don't know.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31But I'd say it'll involve some angel magic, wink-wink nudge-nudge.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Don't do that.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Serge, why were you bugging Carl?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37I don't know, Dr Cassabi.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41- Were you unhappy with something he was doing?- No!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44All right, he was talking to Madeline.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Is she your girlfriend?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Keep it down! Not yet, I mean...
0:07:48 > 0:07:49I wish.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51She wants ME to take her to the dance.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Well... Why is that a bad thing?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- I can't dance.- Ah! Ha-ha!
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I'm not much of a dancer either, really.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Except I do do this shoulder-shrug thing.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Mix it up. # Doo-do-do der-up-pup. #
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I do that when I don't know stuff.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08- Oh, Miss Casey!- Yes, Dr Cassabi?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- You're in the dance club, right? - I'm in two -
0:08:11 > 0:08:15the Jazz Maniacs and the...Tap-A-Holics
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Actually, it's the same people, we just meet on different days.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Serge wants to work on his dance moves, maybe you could...
0:08:22 > 0:08:25If I can teach my cat how to flush the toilet,
0:08:25 > 0:08:26I can teach Serge how to dance.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Ha-ha! Well, off you go, Serge, you're in good hands now.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Or should I say feet?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Right? Ha-ha!
0:08:33 > 0:08:34Mmm, no.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Can I see your cat flushing the toilet?- Sure!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- Does it lift the lid?- Yeah.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Can't you just make my mom forget that we're grounded?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I can't go changing people's minds - that's against angel policy.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Besides, your mom might have a change of heart
0:08:50 > 0:08:51because of all you've been doing.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Ooh, flowers!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- The card.- OK.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57"Roses are red, Lilacs are white,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59"Please let us go to the dance tomorrow night."
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Very sweet, but no.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Put these in water.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05- Mom...- No.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- But I didn't...- When I say grounded, I mean grounded.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I appreciate the flowers and the work you've been doing,
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- but you're staying here, that's final.- But what if I told you...
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I kind of...accidently agreed to DJ at the school dance.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I would tell you that's kind of not my problem.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25- I have paperwork to do in the den. Becky, keep an eye on them.- Deal.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28These two coach potatoes aren't going anywhere.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You know, you don't have to wear that.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Serge always wears a uniform.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Let's do this.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38OK, are you ready to bust a move?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Is it going to hurt? I can take the pain.- No!
0:09:40 > 0:09:43- Just follow the beat and repeat after me.- OK.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45MUSIC STARTS
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Pas de bourree, pas de bourree.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Pirouette. Shake it.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# Chaines, down. #
0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Retire and jump.- OK.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57So, now it's your turn, OK?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00OK. 5, 6, 7, and...
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Pas de bourree, pas de bourree.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Pirouette.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Shake it.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Chaines.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Retire.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And jump!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11How did I do?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14That's one way of doing it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15I'm useless.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Madeline will never dance with me. - This is all for a girl?
0:10:19 > 0:10:20That's surprisingly cute.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I'll do whatever it takes to help love prevail. OK.
0:10:23 > 0:10:255, 6, 7, and...
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Pas de bourree, pas de bourree.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Pirouette. Shake it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Whoa, am I getting it? Am I busting moves?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49You're busting something.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58All right, what do you think?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You're not supposed to use pillow cases to make a ladder.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I didn't want to wreck my duvet, I've been getting great sleeps.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It doesn't help with the Becky-guard-dog situation
0:11:07 > 0:11:09or the moral dilemma of sneaking out.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12I know, I know. It's just I've finally got the taste of cool cred
0:11:12 > 0:11:13and I don't want it to end.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Man, I don't get it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19I mean, sometimes, I look in the mirror and think,
0:11:19 > 0:11:20"Yeah, I'm looking good."
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Sometimes, I look and think, "You're a little gnome, Carl."
0:11:24 > 0:11:26More like a little genius.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28I don't know about "genius", gifted maybe.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33Um...
0:11:33 > 0:11:40mastodon run amok, Mexican jumping spells, mirror images...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43There we go, mirror images. Also known as decoys.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44You mean like, fake us?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Yeah, the decoys will stay here and pretend to be us,
0:11:47 > 0:11:51while we go and blow the crowd away. Becky won't even notice.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I'm giving you the green light, Porter.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57OK. It says stand in front of a mirror and look yourself in the eye.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01OK.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Stand still and...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Wooh!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh! Oh!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Awesome!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Give us pizza.- We want pop.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Chips!- Hey, decoys...
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Hey. Carl, Porter...
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Huh?- Huh?- OK, we're grounded.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- DECOYS LAUGH - Losers!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Yeah, so we need you two to stay in the room
0:12:38 > 0:12:41while we go to the school dance and party.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Party?- Party?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44DECOYS CHANT: Party! Party!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Hey, what's going on in there, jailbirds?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Nothing, Becky!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Not so fast, you two.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Your decoy can use magic?!
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Party! Bye, losers.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Losers, ha-ha! Watch out below!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09What the heck, Porter? You made evil decoys of us?!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I guess the decoys, being mirror images, are opposites.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Get these halo handcuffs off us, and we'll cut them off.- OK.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Ah! My angel magic doesn't work on this red halo.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22So we're stuck here while those two go to the dance?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Everybody's going to think that they're us.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31There's no telling what they'll do.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33They might spike the punch with spikes.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37I thought I smelled a delicious garbage smell...
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Wait, didn't I just see you go out the window?
0:13:39 > 0:13:42That wasn't us, Dennis, that was our evil decoys.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ah, evil decoys. Well, that explains... What?!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Evil decoys?!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Where the heck did they come from?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I used the decoy spell from the textbook.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Well, then, of course they're evil!
0:13:52 > 0:13:55The mirror-image spell flips more than just the part in Carl's hair.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Didn't you read the warning?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59I'm not good with fine print.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Dennis, you've got to help, start chewing.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02OK, watch your thumbs.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Wow, look at him go!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Talk about the jaws of life!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Ah, OK. Listen, Dennis, Becky's out there watching us like a hawk,
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I need you to cover for us while we track down the decoys.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18- I'll give you my...garbage for a month.- You got a deal!
0:14:18 > 0:14:20All right.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Where are Carl and Porter? They should be here.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27If you need me to go on, I'll be practising
0:14:27 > 0:14:31my new boogie-down remix of She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
0:14:33 > 0:14:34# When I say, "round the" you say "mountain"
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- # Round the- Mountain - Round the- Mountain. #
0:14:38 > 0:14:39I'll think about it.
0:14:39 > 0:14:40Thank you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Ya, ha-ha, ha! Wah!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46Finally. Don't explain, just get up there.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49DECOYS CACKLE
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Nice hair, turkey!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Thanks, I just put some new product in it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55It doesn't hold its shape very well.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59SHE SQUEALS I just fixed it!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02CARL DECOY GRUNTS
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Hey, it's way too quiet in there.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Ha! Busted!
0:15:10 > 0:15:12SIGHING AND SNORING NOISE
0:15:12 > 0:15:14BECKY SIGHS
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Wait a second,
0:15:17 > 0:15:19why are you asleep so early?
0:15:19 > 0:15:25Um... We're really tired from being active teenage humans.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- LOW-PITCHED VOICE:- Yeah, with all our hormones and such.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Very funny, guys, you can stop with the jokey voices.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38DENNIS LAUGHS
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Serge, I can tell by the bounce in your step, you are ready
0:15:43 > 0:15:45to woo Madeline with your new moves.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48You bet, Dr Cassabi. Tonight, the dance floor's a buffet,
0:15:48 > 0:15:49and it's all you can feet.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Ha-ha! That's the spirit.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, Miss Casey, I just saw Serge -
0:15:54 > 0:15:56thank you again for teaching him to dance.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Dr Cassabi, it was a complete disaster.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02He just can't dance, and I didn't have the heart to tell him,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05so I said, "Yeah, you're great," but he took that to heart.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07How bad is he?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Let's just say, the Jazz Maniacs went home crying.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Oh, that's not good.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Oh, you spin good.- You spin gooder.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16You spin goodest! DECOYS LAUGH
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Hey, dummies, put on a slow song.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19DECOYS: OK, dummy.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Right on, dummies.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
0:16:22 > 0:16:24SLOW SONG STARTS
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Madeline, I was wondering if you'd like to bust a slow move with me?
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Finally.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30I'd love to, Serge.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46CARL DECOY CACKLES
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Look at that, he can't dance.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49He can't even walk straight.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Get off the dance floor, amigo, wooh!
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Excuse me, Madeline.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58What did you say to me, Carl?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01You can't dance, mistakeroni.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Dr Uncoordinated.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05I can dance, probably better than you chumps.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09DECOYS: Ooh! Those sound like dance-off words.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12They don't just "sound like", they ARE dance-off words.
0:17:12 > 0:17:17DECOYS: Ooh! It's on. Careful, you might blow a fuse!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Ca-shaa!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Carl? I knew there was something fishy going on.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Who are those two?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- PORTER:- Those are our evil decoys that we pulled out of a mirror
0:17:26 > 0:17:28to stay at home while we came to the dance.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Are you planning on fixing this?
0:17:30 > 0:17:33The textbook says, "Send them back where they came from,"
0:17:33 > 0:17:36- whatever that means. - Some things never change.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39It means you need to send them back into a mirror -
0:17:39 > 0:17:40you're wearing two on your face.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Carl, you create a distraction. Porter, you distract the decoys.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47All right? Let's go.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59CROWD CHEERS
0:18:03 > 0:18:06CROWD GROANS
0:18:13 > 0:18:15CHEERING
0:18:27 > 0:18:29CHEERING
0:18:36 > 0:18:38I didn't teach him those moves!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Don't be so modest.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42The Tap-A-Holics are going to be so happy.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57CHEERING
0:19:03 > 0:19:07Time for everyone to enjoy my lame music with me.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10EASY-LISTENING SAXOPHONE
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Hey, Porter! Carl!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14I've got some pizza.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16- Oh, pizza!- Pizza!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20(You're ruining my dance!)
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Weren't you just...?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26OK, enough with this weird show, you're fired.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Your DJing days are over.
0:19:28 > 0:19:32Looks like Carl and Porter can't handle MY moves. Serge wins!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34CHEERING
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Pepperoni's so good. - So good.- So good.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Hey, guys, look into this shiny thing.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43DECOYS SCREAM
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Where did you learn to dance like that?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Let's just say I got a little help...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51from a nerd.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53The world's coolest!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55That's my dumb jock.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- CARL SIGHS - I can't believe that worked.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Thanks, Dr Cassabi.- Thanks, that's why you're the boss.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Sure. But, Porter, meet me in my office Monday morning -
0:20:07 > 0:20:09the floor needs scrubbing with a toothbrush,
0:20:09 > 0:20:12a teeny, tiny, travel-size toothbrush.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Yes, sir.- Mm-hm.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Nice try, boys, but you've been...
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Busted, airheads.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28You're double grounded.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32OK, so look, the baseball team wants us to DJ for their fundraiser,
0:20:32 > 0:20:34so this is what I'm thinking -
0:20:34 > 0:20:36we make decoys of our decoys.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40If the first decoys are evil, the second will be good.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Right? Then we won't have to worry about...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45CARL MAKES NO SOUND
0:20:54 > 0:20:56APPLAUSE
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Tonight, the dance floor is an all-you-can-eat buffet...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- Great.- That was totally not my line.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Goodbye.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07I'll be back.
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