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0:00:02 > 0:00:06Wait, wait, wait! Listen. What do you hear?

0:00:08 > 0:00:10Yeah, sounds like victory!

0:00:10 > 0:00:15Actually, it sounds like squeaky sneakers, gossip and failure.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17It sounds like victory because I, Carl Montclaire,

0:00:17 > 0:00:20have found THE perfect idea for a first date with Jane.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Idea, as in you haven't asked her out yet?

0:00:22 > 0:00:25No, but with an idea like this, I hardly need to.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28'First, an un-chaperoned dinner date at my house.'

0:00:28 > 0:00:31- I have six flavours of ketchup.- Aw!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34'Followed by some spirited intellectual gamesmanship.'

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I'll cover you while you get the plasma launcher.- Aw!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40- 'Followed by...' - Good thing there's a followed by.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42So far it sounds like you're dating Alex.

0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ta-da! Two tickets to see the much anticipated film adaptation

0:00:45 > 0:00:49of Jane's all-time favourite sci-fi novel, Cosmonaut Claire.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51When Jane sees these puppies, there's no way she'll say no.

0:00:51 > 0:00:53No way!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Great news, I just won a radio contest!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Cool, what did you win? A free CD?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00MP3 player? An all-expenses paid trip to St Lucia?

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Better. I just won Bennett High a special premiere screening

0:01:03 > 0:01:06- of Cosmonaut Claire! - SHE SQUEALS

0:01:07 > 0:01:10We get to screen the movie here and I get

0:01:10 > 0:01:14an actual Cosmonaut Claire costume, and there's loads of other prizes.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Now the whole school can see it together.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- Excelsior now, excelsior forever! - SHE CONTINUES SQUEALING

0:01:30 > 0:01:32You know that's littering, right?

0:01:34 > 0:01:38# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Let's give it everything we've got

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Because if we get it right

0:01:45 > 0:01:48# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# I've got my wings from an angel

0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Now I'm wingin' all the time

0:01:57 > 0:02:00# I'm giving the wings to an angel

0:02:03 > 0:02:06# Now we got to learn to fly. #

0:02:12 > 0:02:15Lower, higher, a little to the left.

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Right, right.- Right as in over to the right or right as in correct?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Both. There, perfect!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23So, after the screening you will probably want to

0:02:23 > 0:02:27see the film again in a state-of-the art theatre with surround-sound,

0:02:27 > 0:02:29- stadium seats, cup holders. - Yeah, of course.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32You realise you ripped up those tickets, right?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37I haven't been this excited for a movie since my parents

0:02:37 > 0:02:41let me watch my birth video. Spoiler alert, I'm a boy!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Alex, could you do me a huge favour?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Could you set up the Cosmonaut Claire movie before the show?

0:02:46 > 0:02:48Maybe screen it to make sure it works?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51No, sorry, I don't want to spoil the ending for myself.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- I'll pre-screen the DVD for you. - Really?

0:02:57 > 0:03:01Yeah, I'll just pop it in, give it the once over, no problem.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- You don't mind being spoiled? - You've seen one space movie,

0:03:04 > 0:03:08you've seen them all. Lasers, portals, shiny pants, robot butlers.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10What sci-fi movies are you watching?

0:03:10 > 0:03:13Just Robot Butler's Laser Portal. I think he was wearing shiny pants.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Anyway, just consider the DVD pre-screened.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19- I know how much this means to you. - Thanks, Carl.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21BELL RINGS

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Let me get this straight. You went from watching the movie

0:03:24 > 0:03:27with Jane to watching the movie for Jane, by yourself?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29There's Jane, there's a movie, close enough.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Hey, guys. Oh, the Cosmonaut Claire movie.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I hear the special effects are unbelievable.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38- Are you guys going? - No, I'm taking Denise

0:03:38 > 0:03:42to the concert of the millennium - Beethoven's 47th comeback tour.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44I wouldn't want to miss that(!)

0:03:44 > 0:03:47We've been over this. The reason I'm taking you to the concert

0:03:47 > 0:03:49is to instil in you two qualities of a good AIT.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Snoozeness and gagitude?

0:03:51 > 0:03:54No, cultural awareness and open-mindedness.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Denise has a habit of bailing on every big event that we have

0:03:57 > 0:04:01upstairs. I need to teach her that she has responsibilities as an AIT.

0:04:01 > 0:04:05I'm just lucky this lesson comes with a little fun for me.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08So, it has nothing to do with thefact that you're the head

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- of Beethoven's fan club? - Oh, I just edit our newsletter.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Besides, it's of the most anticipated events since Elvis

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- sang opera. Tickets are impossible to get.- Uh-oh.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20What? You didn't forget to get tickets, did you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Heh-heh! Oops!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Guess we'd better get in line.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Denise, you know how I hate waiting in lines! I only buy

0:04:26 > 0:04:30my groceries eight items at a time just so I can use the express lane.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Come on, Denise. Bye, guys.

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Well, here goes something.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I can't wait at the gates of the Cydonian Complex forever.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51If Cosmonaut Claire doesn't retrieve the Fraxellian anti-virus,

0:04:51 > 0:04:55everyone in this whole galaxy will perish. Me included.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58That's who Jane has a crush on?! Space Pirate Bruce?

0:04:58 > 0:05:02That guy is a total asteroid. Not to mention the fact he's not real.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Why would Jane be attracted to a fictional character

0:05:04 > 0:05:08- when she could have an actual guy? - I'll wait for you forever, Jane.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13I bet Alex's birthing video had a bigger budget than this.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16This line hasn't moved for 20 minutes.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18We're going to miss the concert entirely.

0:05:18 > 0:05:22This is what you have to focus on if you want to be a top AIT.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I'm really sorry you feel that way.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26- That's not an apology. - Don't worry, Dr C.

0:05:26 > 0:05:30- I'm sure things will work out for the best.- Tickets, tickets!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Who needs tickets?- Maybe we can get tickets from that guy?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Nah, that seems rather unseemly.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Do you want to see the concert or don't you?

0:05:37 > 0:05:41- Yeah, you do. ..You got tickets? - You need tickets?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43What if I did need tickets?

0:05:43 > 0:05:46- Then maybe I have tickets. - Oh, for heaven's sake!

0:05:46 > 0:05:48I need tickets, you have tickets, let's do this.

0:05:48 > 0:05:53- How does the third row strike you? - Are you kidding, that's awesome!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57- See, Dr C, I'm doing this. - Wait a minute, what do these cost?

0:05:57 > 0:06:02What kind of place do you think this is? They're free. Enjoy the concert.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Tickets! Who needs tickets?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I really love it up here!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Wait, these are fake, are these fake? I think they're fake.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11- They're not fake.- Oh, come on. Who would buy that?

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Come on, Claire,

0:06:13 > 0:06:16I've only got another hour before the fever kicks in.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18And after that, it's only a few parsecs

0:06:18 > 0:06:20till I'm as loony as a Bardavian bat.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25I've missed you so much, Bruce.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28And I've brought the antidote for the fever.

0:06:29 > 0:06:33If you thought missing me was hard, you should try missing you.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Oh, my Bruce!

0:06:34 > 0:06:39- What does she see in this guy?- Jane wants to come in, but she doesn't

0:06:39 > 0:06:42- want to see the movie.- Neither do I.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Just pause it.- Gladly. - Hey, Jane, it's safe to come in.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Wow! You look galactic.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Thanks, it's identical to Cosmonaut Claire's.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, everything in here is set up

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- so all you have to do is sit back and watch the movie.- Thanks, Carl.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- How about a sneak peek? - No, I don't want to spoil it!

0:07:01 > 0:07:02Come on, just a few seconds?

0:07:02 > 0:07:05No way! But I'll see you at lunch. Thanks again.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13- How's the flick?- It's a joke. Space Pirate Bruce is as dumb

0:07:13 > 0:07:15as the rock he is marooned on.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Oh, man!- Maybe Mr Dolby has another DVD player?

0:07:24 > 0:07:27It'll never be ready by lunch! Do you have any idea how long

0:07:27 > 0:07:29it took me to get the DVD cables connected properly?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- We're running out of time. - Chill out, OK?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35- I was doing Space Pirate Bruce. - Let's see if this helps.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Thanks.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Claire, there's not much time!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42- Claire, there's not much time! - What's going on?

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- HIGH-PITCHED RINGING - Turn it off!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Prepare to be disintegrated.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I don't want to be disintegrated!

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Whoa, relax!

0:08:01 > 0:08:02Who is this guy?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05He's Space Pirate Bruce from a planet in the Omega Sector.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I thought you hated this movie.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10I do, but it sticks in your brain like stupid peanut butter.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12I demand to know what's happening to me.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Is this a side effect from the anti-virus?

0:08:15 > 0:08:18No, you're just in uncharted territory.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Like being in between galaxies. - Like that incident with the parallel

0:08:21 > 0:08:23- dimensions of Torsch?- Sure...

0:08:23 > 0:08:25BELL RINGS

0:08:25 > 0:08:28The battle bell has sounded! I must storm the gates

0:08:28 > 0:08:30of the Cydonian Complex. There's not a parsec to spare!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- What just happened with your magic? - I have no idea.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38I can't beam Bruce back until I get him right in front

0:08:38 > 0:08:42of a movie screen. Double lighting, location sightline and some

0:08:42 > 0:08:45other semi-scientific stuff that's supposed to help me with my magic.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48I wonder if Bruce will let me keep his space blaster after I zap him

0:08:48 > 0:08:49back into the movie? That'd be sweet.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54- We have an imaginary film character to chase down.- That's a wrap.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Whoa! You two look like you're in quite a rush.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00What are you guys doing here?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02Well, I forgot something in my office.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05He's checking up on you. He can't even relax long enough to enjoy

0:09:05 > 0:09:07the concert he's dragging me to.

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Are you sure you two aren't up to no good? My angel senses are tingling.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12No, no, no.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Maybe that wig is cutting off the circulation to your melon.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17How do you like the wig? They were all out of T-shirts,

0:09:17 > 0:09:21but I had to get something from the concert. 300 bucks.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24That's a lot of overhead. Over...!

0:09:25 > 0:09:28With the... Oh, it's too tight.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32- No, I think it's my angel senses. - Yeah, I'm going with angel senses.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- We're just hanging. - You know it's hard for an angel

0:09:35 > 0:09:38- to completely stop worrying about his AITs.- Let's go already.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Rumour has it Beethoven is going to do some major hip swinging.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45- What's major hip swinging?- No, not right now. I've got to stretch

0:09:45 > 0:09:49- and limber up.- Come on, do it!- It starts with a little bit of this.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52And it goes a little like this and then some of this.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Like this, it kind of really takes over... Never mind, let's go.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01- My eyes can't unsee what I just saw. - Snap out of it, man!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Half our movie is running around with a space blaster.- Let's go.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08- People are friendlier than I expected.- I know.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Cosmonaut Claire, there you are.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14Hoo-wee! You're looking hotter than the seventh sun of Pixon.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17I didn't know the radio contest included one of the stars

0:10:17 > 0:10:20of the movie. Wow, perfect costume.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- I've never seen a better Bruce. - There is no better Bruce.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25There is only...

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Bruce.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- So true.- Cosmonaut Claire, let's get some sustenance and we can

0:10:30 > 0:10:32discuss our next mission. You may bring your Norf,

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- your space pet. - All right! I'm a Norf!

0:10:37 > 0:10:39I feel like I'm in a 3D movie.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Your stupid Beethoven wig is blocking the view

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- of the people behind you.- Shh, he's going to start another song.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- Shh!- I was wrong about this Beethoven guy. He actually

0:10:52 > 0:10:56- kind of rocks.- This stinks, we're supposed to be in the third row.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- What do the tickets say? - Third row...

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Gah! From the back!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Beethoven is so small he looks like a cotton swab.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07It's going to take me half an hour to finish this soda.

0:11:07 > 0:11:11- And that guy over there won't stop da-da-da-da-ing.- Why don't you tell

0:11:11 > 0:11:15him to do-do-do-don't? You were the one trying to get me to appreciate

0:11:15 > 0:11:18the finer things and you're the one sitting sulking like a baby.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21This soda is making my tummy all gurgly.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24Look, a space has just opened up over there.

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- Maybe we can get a better view? - Now you're talking. Excuse me.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Excuse me, excuse me.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Aw! It just gets worse.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42So I said to this Verukian scum, I said there's only room for one

0:11:42 > 0:11:46space pirate in this galaxy. That space pirate is...

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Bruce!

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Yeah, that's right. Me. Right, Cosmonaut Claire?

0:11:51 > 0:11:52Right, Bruce.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I mean, if I'm going to escape from this Cydonian Complex holo-room,

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'll need all the powers I got,

0:11:57 > 0:12:01- and nobody is going to stand in my way, baby.- He's a remarkable actor.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05And he never breaks character, even when you poke him in the belly.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Is that an old earth string-box?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Pass it here.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16# There are so many lonely people

0:12:16 > 0:12:19# Living in outer space

0:12:20 > 0:12:22# So many of them

0:12:22 > 0:12:25# Are not of the human race

0:12:26 > 0:12:29# I travel across the universe for your tender loving care

0:12:29 > 0:12:35# Because you're my one and only Cosmonaut Claire. #

0:12:39 > 0:12:43Wow, they're really eating this up. What a bunch of cosmonuts.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46You think you're being clever, but that's what they call themselves.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I've got an idea. Go distract Jane.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54What's up, Jane. You've got to tell me your radio contest

0:12:54 > 0:12:56call-in secrets. What do you do, just listen and call in?

0:12:56 > 0:12:57Oh, it's a whole system.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01Bruce, I have a secret message for you from Cosmonaut Claire.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Lay it on me, little man. - I'm not a little man!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- How did you get your head through those railings?- Point taken, Bruce.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11Don't believe what you see here, all these people are xenomorphs

0:13:11 > 0:13:12trying to deceive you.

0:13:12 > 0:13:16I'm surrounded by Bardavian shape-shifters?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20It happens. But don't worry,

0:13:20 > 0:13:23we have an escape pod for you waiting in the gym. Let's go.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Excelsior!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Nice beaming. I can see the Cosmonaut Academy has improved

0:13:33 > 0:13:36their technology since I dropped out. So, where's this escape pod?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39- We need to ditch these xenomorphs. - Right through that screen.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46To the end of the galaxy and beyond that.

0:13:51 > 0:13:56- The dimensions are intact.- Guys, where did Space Pirate Bruce go?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- No, stop, Jane. - Stay away from there!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05There you are.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Once again, it's Cosmonaut Claire to the rescue.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Tell me you've come back with the stolen entry codes

0:14:11 > 0:14:12for the Cydonian Complex?

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Has Cosmonaut Claire ever let you down before, Bruce?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21It seems like every time I see you, you rescue me.

0:14:21 > 0:14:25- Got it, let's go save the universe. Again.- Excelsior!

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Jane does make a cute cosmonaut.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35This could be really big trouble. We have to get her out of there.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39So, Bruce, ready to blast those Bardavians back into oblivion?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41You bet, baby. Now all we've got to do is get

0:14:41 > 0:14:44across this anti-gravity deal alive.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46I love it when you talk space degree.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51They're holding hands? Jane, what are you doing?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53She's forgotten she's Jane.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56I haven't. Bruce is going to double-cross her.

0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Wow! Thanks for ruining the ending for me.- Just get her out of there.

0:15:00 > 0:15:01OK.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Huh?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09The only way I can magic Jane back out again is if she returns

0:15:09 > 0:15:11to the point of the movie where she went in.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14That was at the gate of the Cydonian Complex.

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Oh, please don't tell me I have to watch this movie again.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21- Good news, I'm putting you in the movies.- Why me? You're the angel.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24If I put myself in there's a chance I won't be able to get out.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27So you're going to go into the movie and convince Jane

0:15:27 > 0:15:29to leave the Cydonian Complex. Keep up.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31But if you send me in, I'll forget who I am, just like Jane did.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32I've got angel magic for that.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Just bring her back to the gates and I'll magic you both out.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Nice transporter. Wish me luck.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Excelsior!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Let's go. If we leave now we'll beat the rush.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55No, Beethoven hasn't done Ode to Joy yet.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I'll sing it to you on the way home. Excuse me...

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I'll tell you what, you wanted me to learn something. I did.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02I learned you can be a real stick in the mud.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05A stick can be a very important part of life...

0:16:07 > 0:16:12Love the show, it's nice to be here! And now for my final number, the one

0:16:12 > 0:16:18you've all been waiting for, a little something we like to call Ode to Joy!

0:16:18 > 0:16:22- We're not supposed to be here! - Quit worrying, Dr C.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25You could use a little Ode to Joy in your life.

0:16:26 > 0:16:30# Angels, angels, rock on with me

0:16:30 > 0:16:32# How often do you get to say?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35# Jump around and shake your body

0:16:35 > 0:16:38# Rock out now, no time to waste

0:16:38 > 0:16:41# There's no doubt you'll grin with gladness

0:16:41 > 0:16:44# As you dance the night away

0:16:44 > 0:16:47# Sharing this eternal madness

0:16:47 > 0:16:50# Twist and shout the night away. #

0:16:54 > 0:16:55It's the year 2450

0:16:55 > 0:16:59and they still haven't invented jet packs?

0:16:59 > 0:17:02# Here in heaven...

0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Show you how much joy there is

0:17:04 > 0:17:07# Check out Dr C, he's jiving

0:17:07 > 0:17:11# Even angels love showbiz. #

0:17:19 > 0:17:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:17:21 > 0:17:23I love it up here!

0:17:26 > 0:17:29We're going to set this charge an Alpha Sector 17.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Then get ready to run, Cosmonaut Claire.- Got it.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Jane! Claire! It's me, Cosmonaut Carl.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40We've got to get out of here.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Cosmonaut Carl?

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Not on my watch.

0:17:44 > 0:17:47- What are you doing?- Saving you. Bruce wants you dead

0:17:47 > 0:17:50for the bounty on your head. I'm going to save you instead.

0:17:50 > 0:17:55- Man, this movie has weak dialogue. - Bravo, Cosmonaut Carl.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58You're right, I am going to double-cross you.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01- Right now!- Bruce, how could you?!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06They're lucky the core has such a strong gravitational pull.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15If that bomb goes off, it'll start a nuclear reaction

0:18:15 > 0:18:19that will cause the virus to mutate and spread across the entire galaxy!

0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Cover me.- Where are you going? - To save the universe.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Carl! I've been hit! - Score one for Carl.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Man, why can't you be like that out here?

0:18:41 > 0:18:43I'd already have my angel wings.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46SHE GROANS

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I've disarmed the bombs, are you OK?

0:18:48 > 0:18:51It'll take a lot more than the flesh wound to stop Cosmonaut Claire.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53We have to get back to the gates before they close.

0:18:53 > 0:18:57- But Bruce is blocking our escape. - Prepare to be disintegrated.

0:18:58 > 0:19:00You first.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Ugh! Aaaagh!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Nice shot!

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Thanks for your help, Cosmonaut Carl, I couldn't have done it

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- without you.- You mean you couldn't save the entire universe without me?

0:19:17 > 0:19:21- SIREN BLARES - Bruce must have rearmed the bombs,

0:19:21 > 0:19:23we have to go back and stop him.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26The explosion will cause a super-virus that'll destroy us all.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Don't worry, I reset the bombs' blast radius to zero.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31- I knew Bruce would do this. - How could you?

0:19:31 > 0:19:36- Space pirates always go rogue. - Carl?we go...- Yeah?- Before

0:19:38 > 0:19:40After all this madness, I'm taking you to Beachtopia.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42But I didn't pack my space-kini.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We made it. Porter, now! Porter?!

0:19:52 > 0:19:54Carl, Jane?

0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Are you OK?- Of course, why wouldn't I be?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I'm about to watch the best movie of all time.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04Where did that guy pretending to be Space Pirate Bruce go?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I had some more questions to ask him.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08He had to catch the last spaceship home.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11I can't wait for the movie to start. I hope Claire and Space Pirate Bruce

0:20:11 > 0:20:15get their happy ending. Ooh, I'm going to get some popcorn.

0:20:15 > 0:20:19- Carl, you want some? - Yeah, sure, thanks.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Jane doesn't remember anything from her time in the movie.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- At least you got your movie date. - Excelsior!

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- At least here we'll have better seats.- Better seats?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31There we were on stage. Listen, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33From now on, it's all good.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38You think we should warn Jane that Bruce double-crosses Claire?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Nah. You know how much she hates spoilers.

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