0:00:02 > 0:00:04I am glad I brought my lunch today.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Yup. The tuna surprise is there's always not enough tuna
0:00:07 > 0:00:09and way too much surprise.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12I've been thinking about your problem, Carl.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13What problem?
0:00:13 > 0:00:17- Your whole, "I'm too chicken to tell Jane how I really feel" thing.- Oh!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19That problem. So many to keep track of.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21How is this any of your concern, Denise?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Until I'm reassigned, I have to drum up business.
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Anyway, I know exactly what Carl should do. After all, I'm a girl.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30- Yeah. Now. - The point is, girls like confidence.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- You lost me at confidence. - Jane just needs to see a big
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- romantic gesture and you'll totally win her over.- Well, like what?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Just go over there and kiss her. She'll totally love it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- BOTH: Never gonna happen. - That's why I've decided
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- you need a kiss enchantment. - Whoa, whoa, and I say again, whoa.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- I'm Carl's AIT, not you. - Well, what's a kiss enchantment?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- You don't want to know. - I want to.- He wants to.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54It's magic that gives you the courage to kiss someone.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56And if you like them and they like you, you see fireworks.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00- If not, nothing changes.- Well, that actually sounds like a good idea.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Why haven't you brought this up? - Yeah.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Love magic is hard to get right.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- Not if you know what you're doing. - I want to try it.- OK, you've got it!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Hold on there, Snappy. Carl is my assignment.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14If he wants a kiss, I'm going to be the one to give it to him.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I mean, not give it to him, not like kissing or anything.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20I'm gonna use angel magic. You know what I'm talking about.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Now, kiss enchantment makes you kiss the first person you see.
0:01:23 > 0:01:28- So you've got to make sure the first person you see is Jane.- Got it.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Jane, I've got something for ya.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50How's that for a romantic gesture?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Let's give it one more shot
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# Let's give it everything we've got
0:02:03 > 0:02:06# Cos if we get it right
0:02:06 > 0:02:11# We will surely conquer the world
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# Hey! I've got my wings from an angel
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:02:18 > 0:02:25# I'm giving the wings to an angel Always an angel
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I am so sorry, Jane.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38And you too, Melissa!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Is it bleeding? I think it's bleeding.- Jane, I am...- Oh!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- I think I used the wrong enchantment.- Captain Obvious called.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Wants his costume back.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I just kissed the wrong girl!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Now I've got a Jane-shaped nose dent on my head!
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Ta-da.- All right. Let's see what went wrong.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Ah, see, I was right.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06First kiss enchantment.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08First kiss enchantment?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- Jane and I have already had a first kiss!- What? When?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Last year, during the school play.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Wow.- That wasn't real. - It was real to me.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You may be the last true romantic.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24So, that's why your lips avoided Jane. First kiss
0:03:24 > 0:03:26enchantment won't allow you to kiss anyone you've already kissed.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30And there's something else. Now Melissa's enchanted, too.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Carl's kiss enchantment didn't allow Carl to kiss Jane.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36They already had their first kiss. But Carl hadn't kissed Melissa
0:03:36 > 0:03:39and since Melissa was the next girl he saw - smooch-o.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41And Carl passed the kiss enchantment onto her.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Now she's going to kiss somebody.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- I bet you wish you'd let me do the magic, don't you?- Kind of.- Hey!
0:03:46 > 0:03:50I mean, it was kind of you to ask, Denise, but I'm not switching AIT's.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- No big deal. Just wait till next time you kiss Jane.- What next time?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Anyone who's been enchanted can never kiss the same person twice,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58which means until the whole enchantment chain breaks,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Carl won't be able to kiss Jane again.- WHAT?!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02If you're enchanted, you can't kiss
0:04:02 > 0:04:05anyone you've ever kissed before. So Carl can't kiss Jane.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08It also says you can't kiss anyone else who's been enchanted.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Your lips will be repelled from them as long as the enchantment's
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- still going.- Worst of all, the kiss enchantment can't be broken until
0:04:13 > 0:04:15the enchanted kisser kisses someone they really like.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- And I mean like-like. - And it doesn't take a genius to
0:04:17 > 0:04:19figure out how the kiss enchantment could spiral out of control,
0:04:19 > 0:04:22until everyone in the world has been kissed by someone enchanted.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You could end up with a world where no-one could kiss anyone ever again!
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Ugh, is it too late to switch to you?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Only if you kiss me. - I'd love to, but I'm a one-woman man.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Well, actually, I don't have the woman yet,
0:04:32 > 0:04:33so I guess I'm a no-woman man.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- Melissa's been in the washroom forever.- She's really embarrassed.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41So, tell me something, Porter, have you ever kissed a girl?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44What? Of course! I've kissed plenty of girls!
0:04:44 > 0:04:45You've never kissed a girl!
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Shhh! Angels aren't supposed to do those things and romances with
0:04:49 > 0:04:50humans are way too complicated.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'll take that as a no to the kiss question.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- But don't you want to know what it's like?- You haven't, either?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Sadly, I'm a several hundred year old girl who's never been kissed.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02- I'm sure age has nothing to do with that.- Hey, if I can go another
0:05:02 > 0:05:05250 years I get a certificate and a free sub sandwich.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Excuse me? Am I hallucinating, or are you sitting in my seat?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Off you go. All of you!
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Miss Hanson, uh, what are you doing?
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Disinfecting my seat.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34There are no assigned seats in the Bennett High eating area.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Oh, uh, well, except for Spencer and that's only
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- because he refuses to bend his legs. - I always sit here.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42It has the perfect sun-shade ratio.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45This seat is a Hanson tradition.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48My mother sat here when she went to Bennett High,
0:05:48 > 0:05:51as did my grandmother before her,
0:05:51 > 0:05:52and her mother before her...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54and her mother before her...
0:05:54 > 0:05:58Since the dawn of the cave man.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Brittany, this school is only 35 years old.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Attention, everyone! I want you all to keep in mind
0:06:07 > 0:06:10that there are no assigned seats! Everyone may sit wherever they wish.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Dr Cassabi, I will not stand for this!
0:06:14 > 0:06:18Unfortunately, you'll have to stand, cos now you have no seat.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21If you want that seat at lunch, you better get here early.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31'Sup?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34All right. We just have to wait and see who Melissa passes
0:06:34 > 0:06:36the enchantment kiss onto.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44OK, there she goes. Act casual.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Melissa just kissed Michael.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48They must be the two shyest kids in the school.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50You got the kiss enchantment under control yet?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52We would if you'd get out of the way!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Sorry! Just trying to help!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Nice job, Porter! Now it's gone viral.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- You could say it's a kiss-tastrophe. - Could, but don't.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Oh, my! All the students are out of control!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14This...is...a kiss-tastrophe!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15That's what I said!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18# You kids stop kissing in the hallways!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20# The next one I catch is going to get detention!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# I'm so upset I can't even rhyme!
0:07:23 > 0:07:25# That's not something I needed to mention! #
0:07:25 > 0:07:26Hold it...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Detention, mention - OK, I'm back.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- Brittany just kissed Agnes. - Agnes just kissed Bradley.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Bradley kissed a different Agnes than the first Agnes.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Agnes is such an unusual name. What are the odds there'd be two
0:07:40 > 0:07:42kissed on the exact same day?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What are the odds of a school being affected by an out of control
0:07:44 > 0:07:47kissing enchantment, created by an angel in training?
0:07:47 > 0:07:50When that AIT is Porter, I'd say the odds are pretty good.
0:07:50 > 0:07:51We're trying to keep on top of this.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55- Oh, the enchantment passed to Linda. - She just passed it to Serge.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Grab him before this goes further. I am scared for whoever he kisses.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01All right... Whoa, whoa... I don't see him. Do you see him?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03The one day I try not to avoid Serge and I can't find him?!
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Serge! You will not believe what Dr Cassabi has done to me,
0:08:07 > 0:08:09done to you and to anybody who's anybody!
0:08:09 > 0:08:16Serge! OK, I get it. I am super-hot, so I'll give you a pass this time.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Alex!- Thanks for the kiss! It's like you put my cheek to sleep
0:08:22 > 0:08:24and then woke it back up again!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26I think we found the enchantment.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Now we can stop the kissing chain.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29No!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Gotcha.- Alex, you're going to have to come with us.
0:08:37 > 0:08:38What is this? A buffet?
0:08:38 > 0:08:40How are things going, Miss Hanson?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Terribly, Dr Cassabi. Now that you've taken away my seat
0:08:43 > 0:08:45everything has spiralled into total chaos!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- It's the ladybug Effect. - You mean the, uh, Butterfly Effect.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52What-evs. It's named after a bug, because it BUGS everyone!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I have lost my seat
0:08:54 > 0:08:57and the whole school's social order has collapsed.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59We are not mammals, Dr Cassabi!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Well, actually, we are.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04This is normally where the popular kids sit. In the sun.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07But now look... it's the Listern sisters,
0:09:07 > 0:09:11With their pale skin, they are going to be lobsters by fifth period!
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Well, everyone needs some vitamin D. - And poor Jasmine!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18She is the second most beautiful girl in the school and she's forced
0:09:18 > 0:09:20to sit with the Larpers.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24That's right, I said Larpers!!!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26LARP stands for "live-action roleplaying. "
0:09:26 > 0:09:30I wear my larping costume under my regular clothes at all times.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Under that, another larping costume!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35I'm ready to larp anytime!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Look at this tragedy!
0:09:37 > 0:09:43Bennett High's best athlete is eating his lunch on the ground!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46On the ground!!!
0:09:46 > 0:09:50Brittany, Brittany, if you put this much passion into your homework,
0:09:50 > 0:09:51you'd be on the honour role.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54If I wanted guidance from the guidance counsellor,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I would book an appointment. All I want is my seat back!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59But we are all equal under the Bennett Bears banner!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02We live in a democracy here!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05We can squash the social hierarchy!
0:10:05 > 0:10:09But...I hate squash! The vegetable, not the game!
0:10:09 > 0:10:13OK, I hate the game, too!!!
0:10:13 > 0:10:18- Serge!!!- 'Sup?- I need your help.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20You going to slap me again?
0:10:20 > 0:10:21I can't promise anything.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26OK, look, we know this is awkward, but we need to know who you like.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I like lots of people, like mimes, magicians, my Aunty Mazie...
0:10:30 > 0:10:32She smells like mothballs, but she's family.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, I mean is there anyone that you like-like?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Don't know, don't know.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Is today double-talk Tuesday?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43What about the Listern sisters? I see Alex with them all the time.
0:10:43 > 0:10:44Yeah, we could finally end this.
0:10:44 > 0:10:49Alex? Oh, no! We lost the kiss enchantment again!?
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- Oh, no!- Hey, Alex.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- Must...kiss...Jane.- Huh?
0:10:57 > 0:10:58NOOOOOOOOO!!!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04This...is flagrant violation of my no-kissing announcement.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07You two just bought yourself a lunchtime detention.
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Your chariot awaits.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20Let's see how Dr Cassabi likes not having HIS favourite seat!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24This is the worst day ever!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Worse than the time we went swimming
0:11:25 > 0:11:27and swallowed my nose plugs?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Yes. First Carl headbutts me, then you kiss me...
0:11:30 > 0:11:33- No offence.- None taken.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35And now I'm in detention.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Girls who get detention don't get into Harvard!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Do you know what happens to girls who get detention?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Ugh! If only I'd never had that first detention.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50- We have the kiss enchantment quarantined.- But how to stop this?
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- Man, that lucky Alex got to kiss Jane.- That's it!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57I know how to fix this! I'll kiss Jane!
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Oh! You'll kiss Jane! Why didn't I think of that?!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03OK, no, listen - I'll kiss Jane then I'll take the kiss enchantment.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Then I'll beam away and kiss this really cute AIT
0:12:06 > 0:12:08that I've been flirting with.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11You know, I like-like her, she like-likes me, we kiss,
0:12:11 > 0:12:15fireworks, enchantment's over, problem solved.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18All right, I guess it's worth a shot. But don't linger, that's my girl.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21You, uh, probably want to go for a walk, though.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- This isn't something you really want to see.- Yeah, you're probably right.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33- Hey, Alex.- Hey, Porter.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- Jane, how's it going? - How do you think it's going?
0:12:36 > 0:12:41I'm in detention, Porter. I can't even breathe, my nose is so swollen.
0:12:41 > 0:12:48- No! Alex, move! You...walk... that way!- Jane.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Get out of the way!
0:13:04 > 0:13:05BOTH: Wow...
0:13:06 > 0:13:11- Oh! Uh, Jane, uh, are you all right?- Never been better!
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- What about your nose and detention and...- Oh, those things? Pffft.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Nose feels great, detention's over. - Right, right...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Hey, don't tell anyone,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- but Porter just kissed me. - Oh, he kissed you?
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Actually, I kissed him. - Right, right...
0:13:26 > 0:13:28I wasn't expecting it at all.
0:13:28 > 0:13:34- You never do. Ha!- And I know this sounds cliched, but I saw fireworks.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Wow.- I've got to stop by my locker, I'll see you in drama.
0:13:39 > 0:13:44Yeah! Drama! That's where I'll see you... That's just what I need.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45More drama.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51'Oh, Dr Cassabi, I've been waiting for you.'
0:13:51 > 0:13:55And I've been waiting for you. 'I love hanging out with you!'
0:13:55 > 0:13:59And I love hanging out with you... ARGH!
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Sufferin' Seraphim, where's my chair?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Ahhh...!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13- Oh, I'm sorry. Is this your seat? - Yes.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- Since 1987. But that's OK.- Ah.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Just cos I'm your boss, Dr Cassabi, don't feel you need to move.
0:14:22 > 0:14:23No, that's OK.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26This seat suits you much better.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Oh!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Let me guess.- We could share the chair if you like, Dr Cassabi?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Uh, no, no, that's OK. It's all yours.- OK.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41Ahem.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43I said, "Ahem!"
0:14:43 > 0:14:47Ah. Mr Dolby. Uh, uh, did you see the Aurora Borealis last night?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- It was redonkulous! - Don't sweet-talk me with science!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- You're in my seat!- But, Mr Dolby, we don't have to have an assigned seat.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- Yeah, that's rich.- Well, there's no social hierarchy here.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- No social hierarchy? - THEY LAUGH
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- It's the only thing we've got! - But Mrs Lennox, everyone is equal.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Equal-schmequal! - Does the gazelle eat the lion?
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Does the sun revolve around the moon? - Does a noun modify an adjective?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- There is a social order. - GET OUT.- OF.- HIS CHAIR!
0:15:23 > 0:15:25HE SIGHS
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well played, Brittany...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30well played.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35In today's drama class, we are going to do a warm up exercise
0:15:35 > 0:15:38that helps us get in touch with the inanimate.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41We're all going to imagine ourselves as kernels of popcorn!
0:15:41 > 0:15:46So, Porter, how's that, uh, so-called AIT that you allegedly like-like?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- What's her name again? - Oh, uh, Jessica.- Jessica!
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- At least you got the J right.- OK!
0:15:52 > 0:15:58Let's put the popcorn on the stove. Here we go. And turn up the heat.
0:15:58 > 0:16:03- Do you feel it? Do you feel the heat? OK, pop...pop...- Pop.- Pop...
0:16:03 > 0:16:06So, I guess, since the, uh, kiss enchantment is broken,
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- I've got the all-clear to kiss Jane. - Uh...
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Last time I checked, popcorn didn't say anything but pop!
0:16:12 > 0:16:16- Pop.- Pop.- Pop!- Pop.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21You know what? I think I'll kiss Jane right now.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Right in the middle of class?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Yeah, you got a problem with that?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Well, why don't you wait until you're somewhere
0:16:27 > 0:16:28a little less...public?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Nah. I think I'll do it right now.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- Pop. Pop!- Pop... - OK, things are getting hotter!
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Some of you are going to come close to turning into yummy popcorn!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Hey, Jane. Pop. How are ya? - Pretty fantastic! Pop!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- You know what? Can you stop popping for a sec?- Why?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Pop your socks off!
0:16:53 > 0:17:00- It's a drama class miracle... - Yeah...a miracle.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I feel terrible for dumping popcorn on my good buddy,
0:17:04 > 0:17:07but if I'd let him go through with it, he'd have been heartbroken.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09How could I know Jane would see fireworks?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11If I hadn't beamed down to be Carl's AIT,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Jane might be liking Carl right now instead of yours truly.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Brittany, I've been thinking about what you said
0:17:17 > 0:17:19and I decided you may have your assigned seat.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Finally! I mean, thank you, Dr Cassabi!
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Serge, there's no need to bolt Dr Cassabi's chair to the ceiling!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- What?- Too late.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Don't worry, I can deal with that.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Attention, students, this is now Brittany's permanent seat.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Listen up, everybody, the social order
0:17:41 > 0:17:45of Bennett High has been restored. Everyone, back to your seats!
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Porter... Porter!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Nice trick with the popcorn(!)
0:17:56 > 0:17:58You should get a job at the movie theatres.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01- I love movies with fireworks. - How'd you find out?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Jane told me.- Dude, I'm...
0:18:03 > 0:18:08I'm an angel, she's human, there's no way this could go anywhere.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Yeah, and neither can what I feel for Jane.- Carl, wait.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Uh, hey, Jane. I have to tell you something
0:18:14 > 0:18:16and if I don't say it now, I might never say it.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19Is it the nose? I know it looks bad. I'm going to the doctor.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21No, no, no, your nose is fine.
0:18:21 > 0:18:25OK, look, um, ever since we did the play last year and we kissed,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28I've had the biggest crush on you and I didn't want to say anything
0:18:28 > 0:18:32because I thought it would ruin our friendship, but I need to say this...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I like you. All right?
0:18:34 > 0:18:37I mean, I LIKE like you, Jane. OK. It's done. It's over.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41I don't have to say anything else and you don't have to say anything back.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45OK, well, you could say something.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47One thing, maybe?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Anything? Anything at all?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- Can you at least tell me that you're speechless?- I'm flattered
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- and a little bit relieved.- Relieved?
0:18:55 > 0:18:58It explains why you were acting like a crazy person
0:18:58 > 0:19:00since the beginning of the year.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Yeah, um...
0:19:02 > 0:19:05But starting tomorrow, that's all going to go back to normal.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Right?- Please! - We're still friends?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09- Best friends forever!- Ha...
0:19:09 > 0:19:13BFFs. Wow, you really know how to kick a guy when he's down.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Do I like Porter?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Yes. Am I going to tell Porter?
0:19:32 > 0:19:36Never. Why? Because his best friend just told me that he liked liked me.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Am I going to be depressed about this romantic triangle
0:19:38 > 0:19:40for a long time? Probably.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Am I asking questions and then answering them myself?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yes. Is it incredibly annoying? Absolutely.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Sorry. Yeah, I saw everything.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55- Jane doesn't know what she's missing.- Thanks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57For what it's worth, I'm not doing too well
0:19:57 > 0:20:01in the romance department either. At least you got to kiss her once.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02I've never been kissed.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Ever.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16See ya later.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Wow.
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