0:00:03 > 0:00:05Roger that, Leroy - attack the knee!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08When do Alex's parents get back from Bora Bora again?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Guatemala, and not till tomorrow.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I don't know how many more sleepless nights I can take.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15ALARM BEEPS
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Midnight cookies, anyone?
0:00:17 > 0:00:21Mom, Becky, it's a false alarm. It's just Alex. Again.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24SHRIEKING
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Alex, you OK?
0:00:28 > 0:00:31I karate best under a crescent moon.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34- Alex, will you please go to sleep? - I don't need much sleep.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36I'm like a giraffe.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38It's true. I've literally seen him eat leaves.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41We've got a music assignment tomorrow and I've got a date,
0:00:41 > 0:00:46and right now I've got more bags under my eyes than a...bag store.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Sorry, boys, this is going to be an all-nighter.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Porter, isn't there anything you can do?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57This sleep dust should put him out for a few hours.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Leroy, I found the secret...
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- I hope he doesn't snore. - Night, night, Alex.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Game over, Leroy. - 'Leave the sword...!'
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:19 > 0:01:22# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# Cos if we get it right
0:01:25 > 0:01:28# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:32 > 0:01:33# From an angel
0:01:33 > 0:01:37# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:37 > 0:01:40# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# Always an angel
0:01:43 > 0:01:47# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:52 > 0:01:56I don't remember being a baby, but I sure slept like one last night.
0:01:56 > 0:02:02- Me too. I feel like a gabillion bucks.- Rise and shine, sleepy head!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's six minutes past the hour. Porter, what's travelling?
0:02:04 > 0:02:09I'm in the chopper looking down at a very sleepy Alex Rodriguez.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Yo, Alex! Up and at 'em!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Alex, we're having your favourite pancakes, buddy!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16He's unwakeable, what did you do?
0:02:19 > 0:02:23Oh, "extra strength". It must be more powerful than I thought.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25We can't pass the music assignment without Alex.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29I'll beam Alex to school, we'll do our music assignment
0:02:29 > 0:02:31and beam home at lunch.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Let's go.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh, no-one's ever going to know he's sleeping(!)
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I can only beam two people at once. Let's go.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Question - how are we going to get Alex to play the drums?
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Answer...
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I saw it in a movie.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56DISCORDANT NOISE
0:03:08 > 0:03:10That was wonderful. I had no idea
0:03:10 > 0:03:14you were familiar with existentialist performance art.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16B+!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17This is not going to work.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Someone's going to notice Sleeping Beauty.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Kiss him and see if he'll wake up, Prince Charming!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Nobody will notice.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Alex, I need you to second my nomination for president
0:03:27 > 0:03:29of the science fiction club.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I had to join the science fiction club,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33because I love science and I love fiction!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36So science fiction is the ultimate marriage.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40So what we're doing is making a list. OK.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Hmm. Alex, your handwriting is improving!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45See?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Alex! Take a picture of me for my modelling portfolio.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Alex is like the best fashion photographer ever.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56- So I've heard.- He has such a creative, twisted view of the world.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Ooh, that's a nice shot.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Oh! A shoe shot. Brilliant!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Alex, your photo has truly captured my soul.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Hey, hey, Serge! Good talk. Bye!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Serge says stop!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Every day, Alex helps Serge with a riddle.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- What is broken when you speak its name?- Silence!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Thanks, Alex.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27OK, I think it's time that we got Alex home.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Carl, I am so excited about our date tonight.- Ha! Me too.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- I'll be there with bells on. - I like a guy who jingles.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37So, what are you three up to?
0:04:37 > 0:04:42- Oh, you know, we're just practising for...- A three-man sack race.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Where's your sack?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48They hand them out at the event, cos people soup them up.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Porter, whatever you're planning,
0:04:50 > 0:04:54don't let it interfere with our evening.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55THEY LAUGH FORCEFULLY
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Woo!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Oh. Let's get Alex home.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07What took you so long?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Should we be worried he's not waking up?- No, we should be jealous.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- He's getting a good sleep.- But we can't give him back like this.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- He's fine, he's dreaming. - Must be having sweet dreams.
0:05:19 > 0:05:24That's it! We'll beam into Alex's dream, wake him up from there.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Have you done dream magic? - First time for everything.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29There's a first time for everything!
0:05:29 > 0:05:32There's a first time for everything.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35There's a first time for everything!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38That should really be your catchphrase.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- Trust me.- All right, fine, but let's do this quickly.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I need time to get ready for my date.
0:05:50 > 0:05:54- He's dreaming about school? - What do you expect? It's Alex.- Hey!
0:05:54 > 0:05:59Who dares barge into my throne room? BOTH: Alex?! That's King Alex.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03- Seize them!- We're being seized by a dream world King Alex?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06There's a first time for everything.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14- Guards, watch them!- That's why we're here.- Why is Serge an ogre?
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You mean, more of an ogre than usual? This is Alex's dream.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19This must be what his vision of the world is like.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23So he thinks I'm some leprechaun and you're from Men In Black?
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- I thought there would have been at least one dinosaur. - DISTANT ROARING
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Slight setback.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32We have to put dream Alex to sleep so the real Alex will wake up.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Then we have to beam out, but our timing has to be perfect.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37What if King Alex nods off while we're still in his dream?
0:06:37 > 0:06:40We disappear forever. But who better to achieve
0:06:40 > 0:06:42than perfect Porter Jackson?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Is this the same perfect Porter Jackson that got us in this mess?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- Yeah.- Perfect(!)- ..Porter Jackson.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Knuckle head.- ..Carl.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53It's impossible to put Alex to sleep if we're chained to the wall.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56- The prisoners are free. - Look at that!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58How did you get out of the shackles?
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- Stay put or we'll knock you down! - This guy's tough.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Despite the fact he's so teeny-tiny.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Why must you always put me down in front of others?
0:07:06 > 0:07:10- You're super cool and I'm a leprechaun?!- Seems pretty accurate.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Why must you put me down in front of others?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Time for the old Irish switcheroo.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Now we're inside the cell and they're out? What kind of malarkey is this?!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24Chill out, relax. It's all gravy.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Let's find that throne. Carl, put on your best Irish accent.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- TERRIBLE ACCENT: - All right, you can count on me.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- I said your BEST Irish accent.- You can count on me!- It'll have to do.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Let's go.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38All right, fine, I'll follow you.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Carl? Carl!
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I thought I'd give you a lift.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51I guess I'll have to wait for our date's official start time.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Hey, Alex, have you seen Carl?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Alex?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Alex.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00HE SNORES
0:08:00 > 0:08:03I wonder if there's any AIT magic going on here.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07This has Porter written all over it.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09What else can that guy mess up today?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Oh, boy. It better not be my date.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:21 > 0:08:26- We'll use the sleeping dust on King Alex and we're home free.- Perfect.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Give me the bag.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# Who is the guy who means everything?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Who makes us dance? Who makes us sing?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Who is our most beloved king?
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Alex!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- # Who is the boss who sits on the throne?- I am!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44- # Who's the popular guy who's never alone?- Me!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- # Who's tougher than a petrified dinosaur bone?- Moi!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# It's Alex, it's Alex, it's Alex, our king!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Da, da, da-da-da da
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- # La, la, la-la-la la - Da, da, da-da-da da
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# La, la, la, la
0:08:57 > 0:09:00# Humila bibbily humila bibbily humila bibbily, ba! #
0:09:00 > 0:09:04OK, Carl, now's your chance. Use the sleeping dust!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I don't suppose you'd want to be playing some catch now, would you?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09Sure.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Those scallywags are impostors, and it's not right!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Woah, woah, woah. Be cool.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16ALEX: This is a royal pickle.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19You ordered a royal pickle, sir?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Thanks.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Hey, Alex, look at me, it's Carl - your best friend and loyal guard.
0:09:24 > 0:09:25THEY are the impostors!
0:09:25 > 0:09:29This situation calls for reinforcements.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oh, just what we need, more leprechaun Carls(!)
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Just what we need. More me. Cool.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Hoo-hoo-hoo! Hee-hee!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Porter, the door's locked.- We have to get out of this nightmare.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- BELL RINGS - We were supposed to beam back to Alex.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- My magic must be a bit off. - Everything looks so different!
0:09:52 > 0:09:56- You can drop the accent now, Carl. - I'm finally in the real world!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59I've had so many dreams about leaving Alex's self-conscious!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Tag, you're it! Ha-ha-ha! Hoo! Catch me if you can!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Oh, come on, I'm likeable once you get to know me.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I brought back the wrong Carl - not cool!
0:10:10 > 0:10:14- Oh, no! I'm stuck in Alex's dream! - Join the club.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20I said join the club! By club, I mean this stick thing and also
0:10:20 > 0:10:25group of people what assembles for common likes and/or goals. HE GRUNTS
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- THUD! - Argh!
0:10:28 > 0:10:34Oh, hey, Carl. New top, new lipstick, new earrings... Thanks for noticing!
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Yeah, Carl, I called ahead and made reservations.
0:10:45 > 0:10:51# ..his moves put us all in a trance. #
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Ha, Carl!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56It is a little early
0:10:56 > 0:10:58to prep for St Patrick's Day, but I want to say -
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- IRISH ACCENT: - I like your school spirit!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02You're going to make me blush, Malone!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04May the wind be at your back.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Ah!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Ah, finger, finger, finger!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah, let's see how funny you are
0:11:09 > 0:11:11when I beam you back in Alex's dream.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Carl! What's with the green get-up?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15The real question is, why aren't you wearing green?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18He got the memo about going green but he took it too far.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Principal Malone meant eco-green, but he misread it...
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Was that today?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I think I have a green headband in my locker.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26LAUGHTER
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Carl, did you borrow your little sister's tights again?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Shouldn't you be on the side of a cereal box?
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Actually, I think you're late for the garden gnome convention!
0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's just giving us so much to work with, I can't stop.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I can take any remark from a saucy blonde,
0:11:40 > 0:11:44but you - you've insulted me honour. I challenge you to an arm wrestle.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- All right, come on!- Nope, let's go!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I'm counting that as a win!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51THEY LAUGH
0:11:55 > 0:11:59- Unhand me, you ham-fisted lug!- Time to get you back into Alex's dream.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03It's long overdue. I'm weary of your company. Dream Porter's way cooler.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05You're too clenchy.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10My angel magic isn't working.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I left half my magic in Alex's dream with Carl.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18I was supposed to beam out with him,
0:12:18 > 0:12:20so now I can't beam back in without him.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You know, the King Alex in my world is more sprightly.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25The Carl I know doesn't wear goofy outfits.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE PANTS AND BARKS
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Now do an intellectual!
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Ooh, that's nice! Now do a monkey. - HE WHOOPS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Now do intellectual monkey. - HE WHOOPS
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Dance, monkey, dance!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42HE SQUEAKS AND WHOOPS
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I thought that was going to be funny,
0:12:47 > 0:12:50but that's just sad and sad makes me sleepy.
0:12:50 > 0:12:55- RUMBLING - My tiara!- Me dizzy!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57If Alex falls asleep, we'll disappear forever!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59HE SNORES
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Uh-oh.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03He might be waking up!
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Ah-ha-ha! Stay awake, my lord, stay awake!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08All this shaking is wrinkling my princess gown!
0:13:08 > 0:13:13- My scrolls are getting out of order! - Ooh, Serge broke a nail!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16SHOUTS GOBBLEDEGOOK
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Your noises please me.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20If you liked those noises,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22then you'll want to stay awake for these ones!
0:13:22 > 0:13:25SHOUTS GOBBLEDEGOOK
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Can I get you anything? Some garlic bread, some salad?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Perhaps a non-imaginary date? - My date is not imaginary.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45He's inconsiderate, he's insensitive, he's clueless,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47but he's not imaginary.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Like I care! I'll go get you a slice of Pathetic Pepperoni.
0:13:53 > 0:13:59- All right, Porter, where's Carl?- It's kind of complicated. Come with me.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I told you to watch him, not draw on him!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Carl, you stood me up to play dress-up with Alex?!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12What a beautiful treasure! You out-glitter the gold in me pot!
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Porter, where's Carl?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Ha! See, here's the thing - you're going to laugh.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I may have beamed Carl into Alex's dream
0:14:19 > 0:14:22and I may not have enough angel magic to get him out.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Unbelievable! How could you make such a rookie AIT mistake?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28More importantly, how could you ruin my date with Carl?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31If it's a date you're lookin' for, why didn't you just say?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33- I'm free for the next fortnight! - No, you're not.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36You're coming with me to save the real Carl.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39You're a feisty one, to be sure! I'll go anywhere with you.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41It's been real.
0:14:41 > 0:14:44It's been weird, freaky and a figment of Alex's imagination,
0:14:44 > 0:14:45but definitely not real.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Ah! It's good to be back on me home turf!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56I thought the moons of Neptune were freaky-doodle!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58You know your way around this place - where are we?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02If you want to get to Carl, we have to get to King Alex's throne room.
0:15:02 > 0:15:05- But first, we have to get to the bridge with the ogre.- The what?!
0:15:05 > 0:15:11Green man says ogre! Who goes there? I guard bridge for King Alex.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Only one way to pass. - Yeah, whatever, we have stuff to do.
0:15:15 > 0:15:19- No, you solve riddle, then you pass. - OK, give me the riddle.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23What is only part of song that can be crossed?
0:15:23 > 0:15:26The refrain, the chorus... I've got it!
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- The part of the song that can be crossed is the bridge.- You pass.
0:15:31 > 0:15:36But keep in touch. E-mail me. Serge@bridgeogre.org. Dotcom taken.
0:15:36 > 0:15:42- Wait, door price - three albino rats.- I love albino rats!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Everybody love albino rats!
0:15:44 > 0:15:50- And then they saw a unicorn, blam! - Ooh, I like unicorns!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- And it was the colour mauve!- I hate it when people call it light purple.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You know me so well.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57And then it started raining Gobsmack juice
0:15:57 > 0:16:00and they were approached by a Chantecler chicken
0:16:00 > 0:16:02as big as a dinosaur.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Then the chicken laid a chocolate egg that was the size of a...
0:16:06 > 0:16:11Halt! Intruders cannot pass, especially wearing a top like that.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Aye, Brittany's a fetching vision,
0:16:13 > 0:16:15but she's got a tongue like a rattlesnake.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18We can't pass till you beat her in a verbal duel!
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Oh, this will be a breeze! Nice tiara, do you need glue
0:16:21 > 0:16:23to keep it perched on that cantaloupe of yours?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Are you saying I have a big head?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Because if you look THIS good, then that's a plus.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31The bigger the head, the bigger the face time.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I'd love to see someone put this big meanie in her place.
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- You've got to hit her in her weak spot - in the hair!- Oh!
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Your hair has less bounce than a deflated ball.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45- Oh, the Irishman says, "Snap!" - How dare you diss my hair?
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- I've seen better shine on a dirt floor.- Oh!
0:16:47 > 0:16:53- But I used coconut extract!- Well, it's not helping with your frizz.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Why don't you make like your ends and split?
0:16:55 > 0:16:59You may pass, and...I have to go find a mirror.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01DENISE LAUGHS
0:17:03 > 0:17:05We're back where we started!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07No, we're not, we're just in Alex's mind.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10To pass the brilliant Dream Jane,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12you have to identify the proper grammatical term.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You have to get three right to pass.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Oh, man, I fell asleep during English class!
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Your first term - "in accordance with".
0:17:20 > 0:17:23It's, erm...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's a complex preposition.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28- How do you know that? - I'm a complex leprechaun.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31"In accordance with" is a complex preposition.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Correct. Wow! - "Wow" is an interjection.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37I didn't mean that as a test question
0:17:37 > 0:17:39but my nature forces me to follow the rules.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Ha!- One more to go. - You'll never get this one.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46Don't try to outwit me, because I'm too clever
0:17:46 > 0:17:50and you must give up now, so doesn't that make you sad?
0:17:50 > 0:17:55- It's an indirect passive declarative sentence!- Not according to the book!
0:17:55 > 0:18:00No, it isn't, it's a complex compound imperative interrogative sentence!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04- Oh! I can't believe you got it right!- Neither can I!
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- I had a grammar textbook as a back-up plan.- How'd you know I'd trick ya?
0:18:07 > 0:18:11- You're a leprechaun, it's what you do.- You can pass.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15- You mean, "You MAY pass." - Oh, step off, Simmons!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Ooh! Burn!
0:18:17 > 0:18:22- So the chicken said, "I can't stand to be cooped up!" - HE CLUCKS
0:18:22 > 0:18:24So a guy walks into a heavy metal bar.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26"Ouch!"
0:18:26 > 0:18:29So I just found out recently that it takes three cans of water
0:18:29 > 0:18:30to mix frozen orange juice,
0:18:30 > 0:18:33but four cans of water to mix frozen lemonade.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Why?! I mean, they can make 'em the same!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- We've got the technology! - RUMBLING
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Oh!- Come on, stay awake, my lord, stay awake!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Did anyone have roast beef?
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Leprechaun Carl, distract Dream Porter.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48I can't say no to someone as lovely as you.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Am I glad to see you! Wait, are you real or part of this dream?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58You stood me up for our date!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Yep, you're real Denise.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02- I am so mad at you!- I'm sorry, but I was a little tied up!
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Actually, I was shackled to a wall.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I'm assuming you have a plan because if you don't,
0:19:07 > 0:19:09stay a while, next show starts at ten.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12We don't have time, I'm here to save you.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Hurry, King Alex is almost asleep.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16For a clean beam, we should stay close.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- That's weird, Porter and I never have to do this.- Shh.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24If they knew upstairs that we were snuggling, there'd be hell to pay.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26But when an angel's beaming in or out,
0:19:26 > 0:19:28it's hard to track what they're doing.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30That's why I'm sneaking in some snuggling now.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- We're not beaming.- I know.
0:19:40 > 0:19:48- Oh! You're back!- Uh, Denise, I think we're here.- Oh, so we are.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Carl, it's so good to see you back in normal clothes.
0:19:51 > 0:19:55- I didn't mind the leprechaun look. - What can I say, I'm versatile!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Morning, everybody!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00It's evening, but how'd you sleep, Alex?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Not so well. I could have used a couple more hours, but don't worry,
0:20:03 > 0:20:05I'll power-nap later.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Denise, congratulations on your successful mission
0:20:08 > 0:20:13to the most dangerous territory known to man - Alex's brain.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Look, I'm sorry I stood you up.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20It's OK, being stuck in a dream was a pretty good excuse.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Besides, I still got to hang out with you.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Actually, it was a leprechaun version of me.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28IRISH ACCENT: Right you are, laddie. You'd still be owin' me a date.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30This time, I don't want to be no date in a dream.
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- IRISH ACCENT: - Would you settle for a dream date?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36MOBILE RINGS
0:20:38 > 0:20:39Hey, Mom.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43You guys are going to be another week?
0:20:44 > 0:20:48No, they won't mind. I've been a dream guest!
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