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0:00:02 > 0:00:05I think I got a bite.

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- ALARM BEEPS - Sweet. Denise. I got to go.

0:00:08 > 0:00:11No! I need two players to kill this giant mackerel.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Sorry, dude. Denise awaits.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16All right. Finish this game with me, I'll beam you there.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- All right.- So how's that going? - Good!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21I can relax, be myself around her.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24It's date number three, which beats my record...by three.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28This mackerel's getting the better of us!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30SINKING SOUND EFFECT

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Argh! Seaweed!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Good luck with your date.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39You're home early. How'd it go?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41How do you think it went?

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Ha-ha! What happened to you?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Come on. Tell me!

0:00:46 > 0:00:51Hey, check it out. Snag N Dash had a 2 for 1 wiener combo special. Sweet!

0:00:51 > 0:00:53- Think fast. - Um, it's not even wrapped!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Erm, eco-friendly.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I thought we were going to that romantic bistro?

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Nope. And with the money I saved,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03we can get more balls at the driving range.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05You said we were going indoor ice-skating.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Driving range. Ice-skating.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10They're next to each other so we can do what we want.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13Actually, I'll just go to the arcade. Do you have change?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I'm joking! The arcade only takes tokens.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20No wonder you don't get many dates. You're completely clueless.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23You put no effort into planning this at all! It's all shortcuts!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27Hey, if we cut through those shrubs, we can make it to the range sooner.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30- And I bet we find a few balls, too. - What are you talking about?

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Would you not chew with your mouth open?!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36- You don't get girls at all. - I got you, didn't I?

0:01:36 > 0:01:39Get this.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Arghhhhhhhh!

0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:50 > 0:01:54# Let's give it everything we got

0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Cos if we get it right

0:01:56 > 0:02:01# We will surely conquer the world

0:02:01 > 0:02:05# I got my wish from an angel

0:02:05 > 0:02:09# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:02:09 > 0:02:11# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:02:11 > 0:02:15# On the wings of an angel

0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Porter, do something!

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Sorry, bud. An AIT can't undo another AIT's magic.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31But...I can help you accessorise.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36OK, look. My mum's going to freak out when she sees me

0:02:36 > 0:02:40- and Becky's going to have a field day.- Tell them it's for drama class.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44There's my sister! That's a great colour on you, Carly.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Carly, here are the tights you asked me to buy.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48They'll look great on you.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51I guess Denise's magic makes the world see you as a girl.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53They think I'm a girl?!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Anyway, you got the legs for it, Carly.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03This is what I get for dating an Angel In Training.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Denise is trouble.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- I hate to say I told you so. - No, you don't.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Yeah, you're right, I love to say it. I told you so.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Man, look at me! This is more humiliating

0:03:11 > 0:03:14than when I got my foot stuck in the toilet

0:03:14 > 0:03:17and janitor Jenkins slathered my leg with butter.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20- "Bathroom Boy Gets Buttered Up". - My third buttering that semester.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Stop dropping your phone in the toilet.- Stop texting me so much.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- Hey, Carly. That skirt is very matchy-match.- What?

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Matchy-match - it's so yesterday-yesterday.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32I need a Brittany-English dictionary.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35- I don't understand girl-talk. - It's not that.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38- You just don't understand girls. - Denise, change me back right now!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42- Brittany was right, that outfit needs work.- Denise!

0:03:42 > 0:03:47- Well, looks like I'll just have to make this work.- You go, girl.

0:03:48 > 0:03:51You keep on going, girl.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54All right!

0:03:57 > 0:04:00And I need to save money for university, which is why I was

0:04:00 > 0:04:04excited when I saw this job ad for associate public relations manager.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- I'd like to apply. Here's my CV.- You mean the sheet with stuff you did?

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- We're out of parmesan.- Alex, since when do you work at Mama B's?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13I didn't tell my friends that I worked at the pizza place cos

0:04:13 > 0:04:16they'd bug me for the one thing all teenagers crave...

0:04:16 > 0:04:18sugar packets!

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Alex put in a strong recommendation for you,

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- so I'll give you an interview. - Great! An interview is all I ask.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- I thought you wanted a job. - That too!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- Can you work weekends? - Yes. Even long ones.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Eight, nine days. Whatever it takes. - Most people just say three days.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Impressive. What's your favourite pizza?- Mama B's.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Most people say Don Latello's from down the street.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Must be because they use real meat.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- Give us your impression of a pizza. - Well, let's see.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47A pizza is saucy, and spicy...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50No, Jane. We need your pizza impression.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53OK, erm...

0:04:53 > 0:04:56# I'm a pizza, look at me

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# Hey, hey, hey, hey. #

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Her pepperoni is good but her mozzarella's weak.

0:05:01 > 0:05:08Congratulations. You have the job of associate public relations manager.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11- Welcome to the Mama B's team. - This is everything I've ever wanted.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Not exactly what I wanted.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19Free pizza.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22The Bennett Bears aren't producing on offence,

0:05:22 > 0:05:26and we all know that the best offence is a good defence.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, that's cute. Wrong! But cute.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Here's how Serge sees it.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32The Bennett Bears aren't producing on offence,

0:05:32 > 0:05:36- and we all know the best offence is a good defence.- Ugh!

0:05:36 > 0:05:38I just said that myself!

0:05:38 > 0:05:42I feel so shut down. I know sports. I don't play them, but I know them.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Eyes up here, boys! - Don't be paranoid.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50As hot as I am, Porter, it's impossible not to be paranoid.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Carly! I hope to see good things from you in today's scrimmage.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58I want more flicking, and fewer free hits. I'm bumping you up to A squad.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02OK, look. Just so we're both clear, what sport am I playing exactly?

0:06:02 > 0:06:03Ha-ha, good one, Carly.

0:06:03 > 0:06:07No other sport requires a sense of humour like field hockey!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10You are my new first-rate starter. See you on the field!

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Wow. Did you hear that, Porter?

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- At least Carly plays sports, unlike Carl.- I'm on a sports team.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Yeah, a girls' sports team.

0:06:16 > 0:06:19A sports team is a sports team. Trophies have no gender.

0:06:19 > 0:06:23Free pizza! Try Mama B's!

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Unlimited napkins, bottomless sodas and meatless meats!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31This costume isn't very bendy.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Need a hand?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Thanks.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I've seen you at Bennett High.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Yeah, I'm Jane. Jane Casey. - You can call me Alfie.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45You want a free pizza coupon?

0:06:45 > 0:06:46Thanks.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You know, they say pizza's better the next day,

0:06:48 > 0:06:50but you're looking good right now.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53See ya, deep dish.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Free pizza! Free pizza!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09You're going down, Carly.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10We're on the same team!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13If you want to sleep on the field, bring a pillow.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Huh! Keep the elbows down! Man, these girls are warriors.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24I've been looking all over for you. Obviously you're avoiding me.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Because I knew you'd give me a hard time!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Oh, and why would that be?- No idea.

0:07:28 > 0:07:31Well, maybe you're messing with my AIT assignment.

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Oh, yeah. That's right.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37That's hacking, Melissa. Somebody call hacking. Obstruction!

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Where's the umpire?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Carl wanted to understand girls and this is what he got.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Besides, it's harmless fun.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Take that, Carly!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'm hurt! Coach! Where's the coach?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Hope you're enjoying your latte, Coach.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It's tea!

0:07:53 > 0:07:54Lemon zinger!

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Get up, girl!

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Oh, what was that about no-one getting hurt?

0:08:04 > 0:08:08Here...use this ice so it doesn't swell.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Hey, Carly, are you OK? Let Serge take care of you.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13I know where they keep the water.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Denise, you were right, It ain't easy being a lady,

0:08:16 > 0:08:19and I've learned my lesson. I also got two assists.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I would've had three, if it wasn't for MELISSA!- Suck an egg, Carly!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I think it's time to turn Carly back into Carl.- Pleeease!

0:08:26 > 0:08:30Oh, how can I resist that sweet, girly face? OK, you got it, Missy.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35What?! Erm...oops.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Oops? That's never a good word.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- No "oops", no "oops"! - I can't turn you back into a guy!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43You're the worst!

0:08:45 > 0:08:46Well, look at that.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48"Carly will not turn back into Carl

0:08:48 > 0:08:52- "until he FULLY understands being a girl."- So, never!

0:08:52 > 0:08:56Carly! Carly. I found the water, couldn't find the cups.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01I'll get you an energy drink.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Can you find it in your heart to consider me

0:09:06 > 0:09:09for a non-goofy-costume duty? Something less cheesy?

0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Good pun. You're promoted. - Really? Cos of my hard work?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16No, cos we ran out of coupons, but if you want to think that,

0:09:16 > 0:09:19fine by me. You can start working behind the counter.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Here's your apron, and here's your boss,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25- Alex? - I'm firm, but fair.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- I have a coupon.- What can I get you? Panzerotti, calzone?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36I'll have a sweet chilli Thai on a thin cheesy crust.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Alex, one sweet chilli slice.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Alex, is something wrong?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44Jane, at Mama B's we're required to sing the orders.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47- Didn't you get the memo? - What memo?

0:09:50 > 0:09:54- Don't make me sing! - Just sing from your diaphragm.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57CLEARS HER THROAT

0:09:57 > 0:10:01# Ordering a large, sweet chilli Thai

0:10:01 > 0:10:02# on a cheese... #

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Jane, sing it like you mean it!

0:10:05 > 0:10:11# A large sweet chilli Thai on a chee-e-esy crust!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Mama B's! #

0:10:16 > 0:10:20Hey, yo, Carly! I was thinking about sports

0:10:20 > 0:10:23and your face popped into my mind.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27- OK.- What I'm trying to say is that Serge was made for you.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31Also sports. But mostly for you.

0:10:31 > 0:10:36You know, Serge, there's something I've got to go grab from my locker.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Yo, Carly!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40So, Serge is crushing on Carly?

0:10:40 > 0:10:44- That's an unexpected turn of events. - What are you going to do about it?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47I'm going to move closer to get a better view of the funny.

0:10:47 > 0:10:51You gotta help Carl understand girls so he can go back to being a boy.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Arrrgh! I hate when she does that.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Hey, Alfie. You look hungry. - I'm always hungry.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03- I'll just have the usual. - Jane, where's your hairnet?

0:11:03 > 0:11:07It made me look like a mushroom and it's really embarrassing.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10It's the rules. Tent that hair.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20The usual, coming up.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- There you go. Enjoy, Alfie. - Er, just FYI...

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- ..I think my pizza needs a haircut. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- It was a joke!- Jane, I like you, I like your hair,

0:11:33 > 0:11:36and I like pizza, but the combination just isn't working.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- What are you saying? - Jane Casey, you're fired.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43- I'm fired?!- Yeah. But on the way out, take the garbage.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Don't beam away again. You need to change Carl back.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I lost Serge. Maybe he's writing Carly a poem.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02"Serge loves you, oh, yes, he do."

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- I think you lost your mind mid-beam. - You guys seen Carly?- No, sorry.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10Serge thinks Carly's playing hard to get. Serge likes.

0:12:10 > 0:12:14An inexperienced AIT like you should not be doing gender magic.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16But it's so fun!

0:12:16 > 0:12:19Mayday, Serge is in hot pursuit, I just lost him.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Man, it's not easy being a girl.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Aw, look at my little Carly. - You need to learn empathy.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28And you need to learn to lighten up!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Really?!

0:12:31 > 0:12:36- Well, that's how I cut loose. How do you like it, Denny?- Oh, man.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37More like, "oh, boy".

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Why did you do this, Porter? - You should have shown restraint.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Look, one date and you changed him into a girl.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51- We had hotdogs in a parking lot. - You know he meant well!- Hot dogs!

0:12:51 > 0:12:56He messed up. But that magic can't be reversed until he understands

0:12:56 > 0:12:58what it's like to be a girl. That may never happen!

0:12:58 > 0:13:02You're a guy's girl, so I thought we could go to the dance.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04We'll treat it like a work-out.

0:13:05 > 0:13:11- I... Hey, is that a shark?- Nice try, but I know there's no sharks here.

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Sorry, you lose, you can't go with Carly. She's going with me.- I am?!

0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oh, that's right! And you are..?

0:13:19 > 0:13:21- Denny.- Oh. I'll ask later.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Serge challenges Denny to an arm-wrestling match

0:13:24 > 0:13:27- worthy of Carly's arm.- You're on.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32This'll be the easiest challenge I've won. And I win a lot.

0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's almost magical.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37On your mark, get set, go!

0:13:38 > 0:13:40OK, here we go.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Denise didn't think this through. She's using her magic snap hand.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46THEY STRAIN

0:13:46 > 0:13:51Yes! Another arm-wrestle victory. That's 683 straight.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Serge takes Carly to the dance.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59On the bright side, you're having a good hair day.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05Don't you laugh. A lot of work goes into getting ready.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08First, make-up, then hair and what to wear. It's complicated!

0:14:08 > 0:14:12Good to see you trying hard, although obviously Serge's standards

0:14:12 > 0:14:13aren't that high.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17Check it out. Took less than a minute to look this good.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Being a guy rocks! - Yeah, no argument there!

0:14:20 > 0:14:24Carly has wait for the mask to dry and she'll be another three hours.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25KNOCKING

0:14:25 > 0:14:28That must be Serge - I'm nowhere near ready!

0:14:28 > 0:14:33Serge is all wrong for Carly. He's got her stressed out and anxious.

0:14:33 > 0:14:38- Their date is going to be a disaster. - You realise you're actually a girl?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40- You're jealous of Serge. - I can't help it!

0:14:40 > 0:14:44When someone upsets my Carly... Carl, it upsets me.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- This is getting too weird. - KNOCKING

0:14:49 > 0:14:54Hi, Serge. Carly's still getting ready cos she wants to look amazing.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Don't ask me why, considering how you look.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01- Serge does the best with what he has.- We can't all be princes.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- What are your intentions with Carly? - To take her to the dance

0:15:04 > 0:15:09- and not step on her feet. - A practical guy. You may enter.- Yes!

0:15:14 > 0:15:17Wow, you are full of beauty!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Hey, Denny.- Serge.

0:15:19 > 0:15:24- Well, after you, my little lady of beauty.- Ooh!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28- They look good. - She looked better with me.- Right(!)

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Alex, I'm so sorry for messing up.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38It's OK. There's a new pepperoni slinger in town.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Boss, we're all out of jalapenos... Hey, Jane!

0:15:42 > 0:15:47He's not as good at singing the orders, but his attitude is great.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Any tips for a new employee?

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Um... People who ask for extra cheese really mean it.

0:15:53 > 0:15:57Don't skimp or you'll get complaints. What else...

0:15:57 > 0:16:01- You could tell me you find me as cute as I find you?- Really?

0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Will you go to the dance with me? - I would, but I'm on duty.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Alex, could you let Alfie go for a few hours?

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- That's against the rules. - What if you were to fire him?

0:16:11 > 0:16:15- But he's Employee Of The Week. - Fire him for a few hours,

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- then rehire him.- Oh, I get it. Alfie, you're fired. See you tomorrow.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:16:25 > 0:16:27# I do it again, just do it again

0:16:27 > 0:16:30# I did again, one more round cos it's my thing

0:16:30 > 0:16:33# My thing, my thing I do it again... #

0:16:33 > 0:16:37Awesome, this dance rocks! Look at all these dancers!

0:16:37 > 0:16:40And I'm with the hottest girl here.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Cool, my cronies are here.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- Hey, where are you going?- To say hi to my bros. I'll be back soon.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49- Can you at least get me a snack? - Probably.

0:16:52 > 0:16:56There is no better food in the world than free food.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Then you've been lucky this week - at the dance, at Mama B's!

0:17:00 > 0:17:04Why do you think I got a job there? Hey, veggie slice!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Nice mushrooms.

0:17:11 > 0:17:15Takes you a long time to say hi, Serge. It sucks being ignored.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18That's why I gave each crony 20 minutes of face time.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Got your snack - incoming!

0:17:20 > 0:17:25- Thanks. There's no ketchup on it. - It's on the table, help yourself.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Forget it.- Forgotten! This song rocks, let's dance!

0:17:30 > 0:17:34Serge, can we sit this dance out? I'm really hungry,

0:17:34 > 0:17:37it took me hours to get ready, I haven't had a chance to eat.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You can eat later. Come on!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Woah!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54Serge, you're going to give me whiplash.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Jane, where did you go?

0:17:57 > 0:18:01You seem more into the pizza than me. I thought you liked me,

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- but I can't compete with pizza. - I was just joking.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07I'm full of jokes. I'm also full of pizza.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10What I'm hungry for is your company.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh. Free slice?

0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'll pass. I'd rather dance with you.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Man, these drinks are fattening!

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Whoo! Woosh.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28No, that's it. Enough!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Playing hard to get again. Serge likes. Again.

0:18:33 > 0:18:37- Denny, where's your date? - I'm flying solo tonight.

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Come on, you could have got any girl to go with you.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43Nope. Turns out the girl I liked was going with Serge.

0:18:43 > 0:18:47All right, time for the spotlight dance!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Who do I pick? Go spotlight!

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Oh, look! I'm back in the spotlight! As usual!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Look, I know why you turned me into a girl.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03I'm on the other side of a bad date with Serge - he's not even trying!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05That's a drag. May I have this dance?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I don't think so. My heels are killing me.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Like you have a choice, Carly.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15My spotlight!

0:19:15 > 0:19:19- Come on, don't be such a girl.- Hey! Nothing wrong with being a girl!

0:19:19 > 0:19:23# I wish your arms could hold me tight

0:19:23 > 0:19:26# It's hard to be so far away

0:19:26 > 0:19:29# I've lasted for a year on my own

0:19:29 > 0:19:32# Knowing that you're waiting for me... #

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Oh, who are we watching?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- It's a spotlight dance. - It's my date!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Hey, that's my date!

0:19:38 > 0:19:42So, want me to teach Serge a lesson? Turn him into a girl?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Nah. I just want to concentrate on you.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55# Five, six, seven

0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Days till I get home

0:19:59 > 0:20:02# Days till I get home... #

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Serge feels a hole in his heart where a girl used to be.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08Girl he doesn't remember the name of.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Hey, what's your name?

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Now you two know what it's like to walk in each other's shoes.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- I guess we do.- Join the club.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'm starving, let's eat.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30One of you two is buying!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31- Whoa!- Ugh!

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