0:00:02 > 0:00:06I haven't seen you like this since Becky's internet video beat yours.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09I am still stung. What is so great about a cat playing piano?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- It's not something you see often. - And their paws are so funny!
0:00:14 > 0:00:18- Carl, are you OK?- I know the stock answer is, I'm OK, but I'm bored.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20You've got two angels as friends.
0:00:20 > 0:00:24- A sister who's an internet sensation. - 900 hits is not an sensation.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Everything is just so predictable.
0:00:26 > 0:00:30This school is the same every single day. For example, Jane.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Every morning she reads her article.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35She ponders, and then comes to me with a headline for tomorrow.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39- Students hate school! - Lucky guess.- Then there's Alex.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41He'll ask me if something is infected.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45- Does this still look infected?- Yep. Almost a new record.- Awesome!
0:00:45 > 0:00:48- Brittany will bump into me while texting...- Oh!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Carl, you made me hit Send early.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Now everybody will think
0:00:51 > 0:00:54I'm rolling around on the floor but not laughing.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Serge will catch a football and I still don't know
0:00:57 > 0:00:59who is throwing it to him.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02- Thanks!- Yeah. I know. Out of my way, Montclaire.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Cue Mr Dolby with Monday's joke.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Carl, what do you get when you cross a chicken with a dog?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- Cock-a-poodle-do.- Precisely. See you in class.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11And the bell will ring...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- BELL RINGS - And then I hurry off to class
0:01:13 > 0:01:16because I'm late from hanging out with you two chuckleheads.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- What of that?- Wonder what's for lunch?- Shrimp linguini.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Mmm!
0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:29 > 0:01:34# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:34 > 0:01:37# Cos if we get it right
0:01:37 > 0:01:42# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:42 > 0:01:43# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# From an angel
0:01:45 > 0:01:49# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Always an angel
0:01:55 > 0:01:59# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:02:04 > 0:02:09- You want me to do it?- No, I can do it.- I'm happy to.- I got it covered.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10BUZZER
0:02:10 > 0:02:12'Carl Montclaire to the office, please.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15'Carl Montclaire to the office.'
0:02:19 > 0:02:20You came out of that class fast.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I got myself out of a pop quiz.- Wow! Bonus.- What are you guys doing here?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Principal Malone didn't call you - it was us.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Carl Montclaire, prepare to be dazzled.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Prepare for a surprise. - All this because I'm bored?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Since you got to do Principal Malone's voice,
0:02:36 > 0:02:40- I do the locker. - Nu-uh, I can do it.- No, I will.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Carl, take in your brand-new locker.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46I gave you every movie in the world, plus I designed the couch.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Basically all the awesome parts are mine.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55That part was mine.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- This is different.- You can come to meditate, vegetate or salivate.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- Salivate?- Bam!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Tres awesome, dude. My very own Carl Cave.- Very reasonable rent.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Wait...what?- Kidding.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14THEY YELP
0:03:14 > 0:03:18- Denise took off.- She didn't, we're in a completely different world.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Your words match your mouth. - You're wearing pyjamas.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24These aren't pyjamas - it's a Ninja outfit.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26It's like 14th-century China.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- A kung fu movie.- Yeah. A badly dubbed one.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34OK, - you guys have been in there long enough.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hello!
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Guys?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Are you hiding in the fridge, or something?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Aren't you two a little old to be playing hide and seek?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52It's just weird. Actually, checking in a mini fridge
0:03:52 > 0:03:56to see if there are two grown people hiding in it is weird.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18Everything is moving in reverse. I'm in backwards world.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Holy harpsichords! This is bad.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27When an AIT's magic messes up, it's bad.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30When two AIT's magic messes up, it's worse, way worse.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Denise and I both used angel magic at exactly the same time.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35We turned Carl's locker into a doorway
0:04:35 > 0:04:37leading into different worlds.
0:04:37 > 0:04:41And because an AIT can't undo another AIT's magic,
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Porter and I have to undo our own bad magic at the same time.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47And the only way we can do that is if we can find each other.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50And since there are a billion worlds out there,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- the odds of us running into each other?- Not good.- Not good.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Everyone line up for morning exercises!
0:04:57 > 0:05:02- But we are already lined up.- Today we practise our kung fu skills.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Jane, you are first.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You must break through this...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10toilet paper.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Not so fast!
0:05:12 > 0:05:16First it must be spritzed with water.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Hee-agh!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Victory!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Brittany, you must break this silence!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- What silence?- Victory!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Serge, you must defeat this coconut cream pie!
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Victory!
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Sweet victory!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Carl, Porter, you must... - Sure, whatever you want.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45- You must break these bricks.- Bricks. Porter, I think it's time to leave.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- Magic us out of here.- You got it.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Oh! That didn't work. I better summon the angel textbook.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55My angel magic isn't working here.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56The bricks await your fists.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Isn't there a bowl of pudding
0:05:58 > 0:06:01or a marshmallow that needs a beat-down?
0:06:01 > 0:06:04The marshmallows are for after you break the bricks.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08They have been broken!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Victory!
0:06:13 > 0:06:16- Testing, testing, testing, one, two...- Wow-wow-wow-wow.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- Yep, our voices are in sync. - That was weird.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22But I'm sure when we exit this time, we'll be back in our world.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- I'm not going to hold my breath. - Maybe you should.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- What if it's a water world? - Wouldn't we have gills?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31Or blowholes. Either way, do you want to take that chance?
0:06:31 > 0:06:35OK, where are we now?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Black and white world?
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Looks like we're in a mystery world. - Look, we're private eyes.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Maybe it's some kind of detective world.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48- Cool. We should stay.- Really? You've seen these movies.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- How does it work out for the detective?- Point taken.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Pirate world? Come on!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Avast, ye scurvy dog!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Hey, I'm not looking for any trouble.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Too late! You found it. You found two whole bushels of it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- That's not how you measure trouble. - We'll measure it any way we want!
0:07:09 > 0:07:13Ow! Avast! Let me know when you're going to drop this.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Zip it! Or I'll give you two quarts of trouble, you hear me?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18We Terendale pirates don't take kindly
0:07:18 > 0:07:22to you Bennett pirates trying to steal our treasure!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Bring it.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33What? There's a padlock on my locker!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- How did that get on there? - It's a mystery.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- The lock must be part of this world. - And here's another mystery.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40How do we get out of here?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44How will we get out of detective world?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46You sure this is detective world?
0:07:46 > 0:07:49'My partner's sceptical streak was a mile wide.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51'The guy had more questions than a book of riddles.'
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Well, I have my own narrator, so yeah, I'm pretty sure.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56'Technically it's called film noir.'
0:07:56 > 0:07:59When you're done talking to him, can we find the key?
0:07:59 > 0:08:03'The case of the missing locker key started with a knock on the door.'
0:08:03 > 0:08:05- It did? - KNOCK ON DOOR
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Morning, boss. Morning, boss.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Er, hello, er, employee Jane.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16I got a message for ya.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18..What's the message?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19I can't remember.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's why I tied the string around my finger - to remind me.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- Of what?- I don't know.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Oh! I remember! To remind me to look on my other hand.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30And I tied this string around my finger
0:08:30 > 0:08:32to remind me to go to the window.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And I drew that arrow to remind me to look in my message box.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Oh! And lo and behold, if it isn't a message. Now I remember!
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Big Serge wants to meet you guys at his joint.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Lucky Lounge?- What's a tough dog like that want with you two PI's?
0:08:48 > 0:08:52- There's only one way to find out.- Phone him and ask?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- Two ways to find out. - Ask a street contact what he's up to?
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Three ways to find out.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57Hire a fortune-teller and...
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- OK! Are you done?- I got a few more!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- We should go down there and talk to Big Serge in person.- Gotcha.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Be careful. SHE BLOWS KISSES
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Now, what's this string on my pinkie for?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15THEY GRUNT AND GROAN
0:09:15 > 0:09:17DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:22 > 0:09:24- Yah! - SHE SIGHS
0:09:27 > 0:09:30PEACEFUL ACCORDION INTERLUDE
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Huargh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33DRAMATIC MUSIC RESUMES
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Yaaargh!
0:09:36 > 0:09:38SHE LAUGHS
0:09:38 > 0:09:39Aaaaargh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Haaar! Raah!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Really? Aargh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Ahhh!- Scurvy!
0:09:49 > 0:09:54Shiver me timbers! You managed to steal the Terendale treasure.
0:09:54 > 0:09:58The scallywags from Terendale High are our most bitter rivals.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01Let's head back to the ship and divide up the booty!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03ALL LAUGH
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Ahh! Ha-haaar!
0:10:13 > 0:10:17Red queen, looking for a red queen. It's here, now it's there.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20It's here, it's over here. It's over here. Where is it at?
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Ahhh! Lady Luck is frowning upon you today. Pay up.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33'It was the first time I'd ever seen someone play Three-Card Monte
0:10:33 > 0:10:35'with one card.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- 'This guy was good.' - Put this in the vault.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Let's just keep this act up till we get out of here.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Catch my drift?- I'm all over it, like a stamp on an envelope.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Like a tongue on a frozen metal pole. Like a man who...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Yeah, I get it.- All right.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Ah, gentlemen! Give me a moment to make myself more, er, presentable.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Welcome to The Lucky Lounge! Anything I can get you two gents?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Yeah, how about a reason for why you wanted us down here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Direct, straight to the point. I like your moxie.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Now, I got a case for yous twos.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I need yous to find my girl, Brittany.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Brittany is your girlfriend?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15More than just a mere girlfriend. She's the love of my life.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18But I spent too much time at the club and she skipped out on me.
0:11:18 > 0:11:22Sorry to hear that, but we're just trying to get my lock off my locker.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I have an associate who's a master lock-picker.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I'd be happy to offer you his services,
0:11:27 > 0:11:29IF you can find Brittany for me.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Do we have a deal?
0:11:31 > 0:11:36'This guy was slippier than a bar of soap in a bucket of bacon grease,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39'but he was the only road in a town full of dead-ends.'
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- You got a deal.- Ha!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I hope you know what you're getting us into.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Before we set sail, we divvy up the treasure.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49An equal share for all.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I want the pretty baubles.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I want the golden trophy.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54I want the wooden chest.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56BOTH: Huh?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58It's hand-crafted, and look at those joints -
0:11:58 > 0:12:00not a single nail.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04First, for stealing the treasure...
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Thanks!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yar, come with us, lass.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12Join us. We'll sail the seas, plundering and pillaging.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16I'd love to, but I can't. I'm leaving now.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You DO realise your boat is in the middle of a parking lot?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Oh, yeah, we do. We're pavement pirates!
0:12:26 > 0:12:27ALL: Yaaar!
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Occasionally we'll go up on a sidewalk.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Last week we cut across someone's yard.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33ALL: Yaaaar!
0:12:33 > 0:12:36The ship's sailing, Denise. This is your last chance.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38I'm good.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Well, then, may all the traffic lights be in your favour
0:12:41 > 0:12:44and nary a cul-de-sac darken your path.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Heave!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Heave!- Tally-ho!- Heave!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Heave!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Now, I got me a locker to find!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07'Porter and I decided to split up and cover more ground.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09'I took the eastside
0:13:09 > 0:13:12'and sent Porter pounding the pavement on the westside.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14'And it was lucky I did.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15'Awooga!'
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Woah! Brittany.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Do I know you?- You know Big Serge.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Don't you toss that dirty lug's name into my clean ears.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25He sent me to find you.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Congratulations, you've found me.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Now, amscray. That's French for vamoose.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Vamoose is Spanish for get lost. And get lost is Irish for...
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I get it. He wanted me to tell you that he, er, he misses you.
0:13:36 > 0:13:37Well, tough cheese.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40I'm taking the number 7 bus back to Poughkeepsie
0:13:40 > 0:13:42and I'm getting me a fresh start.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46- He wants you back.- Yeah, sure(!) What kind of sap do you take me for?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47It's true.
0:13:47 > 0:13:51So I suppose he finally wrote me that love poem he always promised?
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Uh...yeah. Sure he did.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Uh, it's...beautiful. Very romantic-like.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The one with the little bunnies and the chocolates.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Uh...actually, he wrote you a new one, a better one.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yeah, sure. Let's hear it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07- What?- 'This oughta be good!'
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I said, let's hear it.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Oh, all right, yeah. Uh...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15It went like this. Er...
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Your hair's like a summer's day...
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Uh... When you comb it, my blues go away
0:14:22 > 0:14:24W-When you're not around
0:14:24 > 0:14:27I, uh...I...I cries
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Tears shoot like rainbows from my eyes.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I like it so far. How does it end?
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Are you going to do that little dance he always said he'd do?
0:14:34 > 0:14:38'He is now! A-one, and a-two, and a...'
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Ever since we've been apart
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I miss my Queen of Hearts
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Please come back to me, Brittany
0:14:48 > 0:14:50I miss you, dum-de-dum dee-dee!
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Oh!
0:14:51 > 0:14:57Oh, I always did say Big Serge could have made a professional poet.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59Yeah. Yeah, he's got a real gift.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01So...so you'll come with me?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Of course. I really did miss that big lug.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08HE EXHALES
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Brittany!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Kitten-whiskers!- Oh!
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Mm-hm-mm-mm!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Um, you gentlemen did not just hear her
0:15:18 > 0:15:21use that term of endearment, you understand?!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Cat's got my tongue.- So, I hear you gentlemen need a lock-picker.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27It's time for me to uphold my end of the bargain.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Porter, looks like we're finally getting out of this world.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33SHRILL WHISTLE All right, this is a raid.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Nobody move. You're all going to jail.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I said, nobody move! Is that so hard to understand?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Wait, why is it dark? It's the middle of the day.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53It's always dark in mystery movies, and you're usually by the docks.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54FOGHORN BLARES
0:15:54 > 0:15:58See? And that's followed by a searchlight.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02- All right, smart guy, what happens now?- Usually, this.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04SIREN WAILS You're under arrest!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07All right, you palookas.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10No-one's going anywhere until I get some answers.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14Now, I'm sure you've heard of good cop, bad cop.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Well, I play bad cop, bad cop.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- I also play the accordion, but that has no bearing here.- I don't know.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I could go for a polka right about now.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25All right, clam up, wise guys.
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Unless you're giving me some answers, and then you can speak freely.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32All right!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Meet...Johnny Fat Fists.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36HE CHUCKLES
0:16:45 > 0:16:46BOTH: Denise!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Where's Johnny Fat Fists?
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Old Fat Fists got called away
0:16:51 > 0:16:53to a big case on the other side of town.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Gimme your handcuffs.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57I don't want them squirming while I have a little talk.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58HE CHUCKLES
0:16:58 > 0:17:00A little talk!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I'll take these two chuckle-heads with me.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09You do that. You teach these boys a lesson.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11HE CHUCKLES
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Hey!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Hey, come back, you two! I've been duped!
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Good job, Denise.- I'm pretty awesome.- What took you so long?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23And you're pretty annoying! I got a little held up.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25I went through 15 worlds looking for you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29There was pirate world, backwards world, cowboy world, water world...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Water world?- Gills or blowholes?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Blowholes.- Five bucks! - Don't hold your breath.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Do you know how to get into the locker?
0:17:36 > 0:17:37BOTH: Do we?!
0:17:37 > 0:17:39No, we don't.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Uh-oh.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Now that Denise and I are together,
0:17:44 > 0:17:46the door to the worlds is closing down.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- How will we get into the locker? - Big Serge said he'd help.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51I hope we have time to get to The Lucky Lounge.
0:17:51 > 0:17:55All you'd find there is a card game and a delicious menu.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57I recommend the veal scaloppini.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh, that's my girl!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Big Serge is a man of his word. Few words, but still...
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Where's the lock-picker? - Right behind you.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15- Woah!- That's a Steel Crip 2000. No-one can pick that lock.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17I'm going to give you a tip.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Dolby's going to walk around that corner in about 30 seconds.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21- You're welcome.- Hm!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Denise, we need a distraction.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26My angel magic hasn't been working since we magicked Carl's locker.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28DOLBY: There you are!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Wait! I have an idea.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Arrr, I had to fight me a dozen pirates
0:18:35 > 0:18:37and a one-wing-ed parrot for this here booty.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Here's some coppers, copper!
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Free money!
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Get out of it! All right, there's nothing to see here.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Move out of my way!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52You said nobody could pick this lock.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- But I ain't a nobody. - Would you get off of me?!
0:18:54 > 0:18:57What, you've never seen gold bullion before?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Way to go, Alex!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03See ya, copper!
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Duped again!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Ha! Man, that was close.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13The portal to our world is open. Let's get out of here.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Wait, how do we know it's our world?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18If it's flesh-eating zombie world, I am not going to be happy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- Flesh-eating what?!- Let's go!
0:19:21 > 0:19:25- Door's gone.- Yeah, no kidding(!) But the wall's closing in.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Yup.- If the door's gone, the locker will be gone soon.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30And we'll be pancakes! Porter, do something!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Me?! This is your fault. You magicked the locker.- YOU did!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35What don't you guys get?! You both magicked the locker.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Wait, if we both magicked the locker...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Then maybe we can both un-magic it.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Our combined magic created the problem, which means...
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Just put it in a postcard!
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Woah, that was close! - Wait, are we even in our world?
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Carl, I have had a great idea for a new headline.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57"Homework - it's like schoolwork, but at home"!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Carl, whatevs! People are texting here.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Heads up, Montclaire!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Ha-ho! Nice toss!
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Carl, one of my hands has swollen up bigger than the other.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- That one.- Thanks!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16We're definitely back in our world!
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Everything seems to be back to normal. Same old, same old.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Isn't this the boring world you wanted to escape from?
0:20:22 > 0:20:25And guess what - I've never been so happy to be bored.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Glad to hear it.- Welcome home!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30'What Carl said that day made a lot of sense
0:20:30 > 0:20:33'but he didn't realise it until many years later.'
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Close enough.
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