0:00:04 > 0:00:07Right, I'm out. I'm going to hang out with Denise.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10At least you've got a girl who wants to hang out with you.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11Even if it is Denise.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14You OK? You've been bummed out since the AIT mixer.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15They're not called "mixers".
0:00:15 > 0:00:18- What do they call them?- "Minglers."
0:00:18 > 0:00:21- How is that better? - I don't want to talk about this, OK?
0:00:21 > 0:00:22Spill.
0:00:22 > 0:00:23As in the beans.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25OK, it was at the Heaven coffee spot -
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Cloudy With A Chance Of Java.
0:00:27 > 0:00:31# I'm 'bout to close the shop on you, boy
0:00:31 > 0:00:35# Cos I'm a-sellin' what you buy
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# I like the way this kiss feels, too, boy... #
0:00:39 > 0:00:42So you saw her across a clouded room? That's great.
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Does the expression on my face say, "Great!"
0:00:46 > 0:00:47She saw me perform!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50We've been waiting for coffee - it's been 20 minutes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53What's with the bathroom key with the big spoon on it, man?
0:00:53 > 0:00:56They think I want to steal it - I'm trying to wash my hands!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57When did you start rapping?
0:00:57 > 0:00:591700s.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Rap wasn't invented... - I said the 1700s!
0:01:03 > 0:01:04Trying to get my wings,
0:01:04 > 0:01:07so I can be an angel and move on to better things.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10APPLAUSE
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Finally a musical act up here that doesn't use a harp.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I do like harps, but they're hard to rock out on.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18- Yeah.- I'm JenJen.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20I'm... er...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23- Ahem. My, er... - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Hey, JenJen. - Is this guy bugging you?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29No, in order to do that, he'd actually have to speak.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33How can you listen to his lame rap with a voice as good as yours?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Yeah.- Oh, finally run out of things to say, Porter?- Porter?
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The Porter you're in line behind for an assignment?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Yep, and at the rate he's going, it's a good thing I'm immortal.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's time for our snowboarding session on Mount Everest.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48- Later.- OK.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Bye. I like snow.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You like snow?!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59I just... I just lost it in front of JenJen.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02She's so cool, there was no cool left in the room for me.
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Oh, I know what would cheer you up - a beat to freestyle over, eh, bud?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- BEATBOXING:- Mtss, ckk. Chikka chikka chikka wa woop!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Mtss, ckk, mtss, mtss... - You're a dork.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15The beat's leaving the station. Mtss, ckk. Tss, tss, mm, mm, ckk.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You'll have to get on the next beat -
0:02:17 > 0:02:20this one's waving out the window with a sad look on its face.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Mtss, ckk. Tss, tss, mm, ckk, tss.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And...it's gone.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Mtss, ckk, tss, tss. A-whop!
0:02:31 > 0:02:35# Let's give it one more shot
0:02:35 > 0:02:38# Let's give it everything we've got
0:02:38 > 0:02:41# Cos if we get it right
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# We will shine
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Conquer the world
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Hey!
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# I got my wings from an angel
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# On the wings of an angel
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:03:09 > 0:03:11You don't know how long I waited for this.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Smooth-talking Porter in a tough spot, needing help from his bud?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16That's me, by the way.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I sense some advice coming on.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Know what you should do? - Ah, there it is.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- You need to ask her out on a date. - Yeah! Forget it.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What if - and I'm just hypothesising here -
0:03:24 > 0:03:27she actually likes you back? Ooooh!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30There's no way - I completely messed up in front of her.
0:03:30 > 0:03:34To make it worse, Denise is her best friend. She's not my biggest fan.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Again, I can help - I'll handle Denise.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, yeah. Like you handled her
0:03:38 > 0:03:40when she said you could pull off that cowboy look.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Yeah. Maybe not.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- AS A COWBOY:- Pardner, I'm gonna put JenJen out of my mind.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Matter of fact, I'll completely forget her.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Done.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Really?- No! She's completely unforgettable!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56This is what we'll do - I'll be your wingman.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58- See the irony? - Thanks for explaining. I got it.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Before you know it,
0:03:59 > 0:04:02you and JenJen will be on cloud nine. See what I did there?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yeah.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06I'll be there to guarantee you make a good impression.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10I'll help you get over your fear of girls, you tongue-tied fool.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12- You're loving this, aren't you? - So much!
0:04:16 > 0:04:17Is there a bee in your pants?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19No, I'm playing hacky sack.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22What is that? Like, practice for line dancing?
0:04:22 > 0:04:23No, it's a sport!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27A sport that Serge hasn't heard of? Serge must play.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ha!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36Oh...
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Now it's gone forever. My mum gave me that. On HER birthday.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- HER birthday?- Yeah, someone gave it to her as a gift,
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- but she didn't want it, so she gave it to me for my birthday.- Oh.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49How will get that off the roof?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I'll have Janitor Jenkins let you up there. He owes me one.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57Why the sad face, Jenkins?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59My lucky quarter rolled under there.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, no problem. Watch this.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Blue-42! Hut, hut, hut!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
0:05:12 > 0:05:13Thank, Serge. I owe you one.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17So, Denise, I think I should get to know a bit more about you, you know?
0:05:17 > 0:05:21Now that we're dating. Like, what's your favourite colour? Lucky number?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Best friend?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Ohh.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Green, 17 and JenJen.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Green, the colour of plants.
0:05:27 > 0:05:2917, a prime number. And JenJen, you said?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Tell me more. We're at the point where I should meet your friends.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Sure, I'll invite her down from...upstairs.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37How about we meet at Mama B's after school?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Mama B's. Got it. You, me and...JenJen, is it? Yeah.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42You, me and JenJen.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Yeah, I'll see you there.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Oh...
0:05:46 > 0:05:47- Carl!- Er, freezing.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Carl!
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Carl...
0:05:52 > 0:05:53how'd it go?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Good!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Cool. See you at Mama B's after school.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Yeah.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Serge!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03What is it? What is it?
0:06:05 > 0:06:07It's a gold mine up here!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Oh!
0:06:09 > 0:06:10Oh.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Oh!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Oh!
0:06:17 > 0:06:18Phew!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Either way, it's a prickly situation.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24THEY GIGGLE
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Oh, er...
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Whoa! My, my, my, look who just breezed in the door.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- What a coinkydink! - What are the chances, right?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You look good, bud. You been working out?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah. I've been walking to school
0:06:37 > 0:06:39and eating right and staying positive.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And you should see how much I floss!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Uh, JenJen, this is Porter, my fine friend and all-round good egg.
0:06:46 > 0:06:52Yeah, eggs! Like, er, chickens. And, um...farms, cows, horses.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - Neigh!
0:06:54 > 0:06:58You've been here less than a minute and made the sound of a horse.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Yeah, you know what?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02This is the new way that me and Porter greet each other.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- What's up, stallion? Neigh!- Neigh!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Nay.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Uh, so...JenJen.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12I, I, I love...
0:07:14 > 0:07:17..your eyebrows. Um... They're so parallel to the ground.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I, I love...
0:07:19 > 0:07:20that you have hair.
0:07:20 > 0:07:26Um... Your shoes are so incredibly well, um...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28tied. Er...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I can also do Velcro and buttons. I'm very versatile.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Cool!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37I'm going to get a...pizza slice.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Is this actually happening?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The King Of Cool can't string two words together!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44I'm trying to help him out here, but this is six kinds of hilarious!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Keep the change, sir.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oh, brainstorm! Porter, why don't you join us?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55I didn't think I'd embarrass myself more than when I first met JenJen.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Until the second time I met JenJen.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00I'm bailing while I still have a shred of dignity left.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Abandon ship! Abandon ship!
0:08:02 > 0:08:04I've got to... I've got to fly away. Like a bird.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Like a pretty little bird.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08What?! Sure you can't stay?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yeah, yeah. I've got a, um, thing...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13to do. It's super urgent.
0:08:13 > 0:08:14A lot of danger involved.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Sounds important.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Sounds vague.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Yeah, well...
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Bye!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21HE YELPS
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Pull.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Yeah. Um...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Hey, Porter...- YES!
0:08:31 > 0:08:32Yes! Yes.
0:08:32 > 0:08:33..you forgot your food.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35My food. Um...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39Neigh!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42THEY LAUGH
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Do not bet on that horse - it is coming in last place!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47"Neigh!"
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Carl! Give it to me straight, man. How bad was it?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58My meeting with Denise? It was fine.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00No, my meeting with JenJen.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Oh! That! Um...
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Well...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05It was a disaster, wasn't it?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07I just... I like her so much.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09I just blew everything.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12No! JenJen said that you were, er...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- something else. - Yes! I nailed this chance meeting!
0:09:15 > 0:09:17You mean the one we planned?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19This calls for a celebration. How about a bike?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22A spaceship? I can make today Christmas!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Ho, ho, ho, hoo!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27I think I can wait until December.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31Thank goodness! I've still got about a billion toys to make.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I am going to ask JenJen out.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Wait, Porter. You might want to play it cool.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Just take is slooooow.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41How slow?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Well, don't you guys live, like, forever?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Yeah.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Then 20...
0:09:46 > 0:09:4830,000 years.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51I can't wait that long. I've got to tell her how I feel now.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Um, well, JenJen likes old-school romance,
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- so maybe you should try writing her a love letter.- Good call.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02"JenJen be nimble, JenJen be quick.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04"Let's go on a date because you make me...
0:10:04 > 0:10:05"sick"?!
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Heartsick. Because I like her so much.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Well, that's...wonderful.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I can see you got your act together, but why don't I do a quick rewrite?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Your penmanship is...illegible.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I can magic it neater.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21There are a few grammar mistakes that I want to correct.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22It'll only take a minute.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Thanks. Always looking out for me.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- Great. Now get off the couch. - Oh, yeah. Sure. Sure.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Stop that!
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Come down. COME DOWN! Come down?
0:10:36 > 0:10:37HE SIGHS
0:10:37 > 0:10:39I'm going to pants you!
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Sorry.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48All this stuff from the roof and still no hacky sack.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50But if we sell the stuff from the roof,
0:10:50 > 0:10:52we'll be able to buy a brand-new hacky sack!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hmmm...
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Rooftop items! Come and get your rooftop items!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58They've only been on one roof!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Semi-mint condition!
0:11:00 > 0:11:04You could use a Frisbee. Only ten dollars. Matches your hair.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Nice try, Serge. I'll take the hat. - OK. Ten dollars.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Know what goes with that hat?- What? - This Frisbee.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Ooh! I'll take it!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Ten dollars.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Yes!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- This looks great. How much is this? - Ten dollars.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Oh! All right! Here's a 20.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Here's your change. Ten dollars. - Thanks!
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Yes!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27I just sold a tyre for 15!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29We're going to raise more money than we need.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32At this rate, we'll be able to get the Hacky Sack 2000!
0:11:32 > 0:11:332000?!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Yeah! It's 1,000 better than the Hacky Sack 1000!
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Keep selling!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40- BOTH:- Rooftop items!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Rooftop items!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- What have you got there? - Mocha latte.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47No, what are you reading?
0:11:47 > 0:11:51Oh, this. It's...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52nothing. Just...
0:11:52 > 0:11:53a love letter!
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I love love letters! What's it say?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58"When I see you, JenJen, I get goosebumps, butterflies
0:11:58 > 0:12:02"and I'm more smitten than a kitten.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- "Your secret admirer." - Oh, that's so cute!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Any idea who it is? - No.- Let me see.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Cos I gave them a push in the right direction... #
0:12:16 > 0:12:18What?
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Who wrote this love letter to JenJen?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Hi, Denise.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I like your hair.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Wide-looped Ls, oblong Os - it's got "Carl" written all over it!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Plus, the bottom right-hand corner is initialled CM.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Do you like JenJen? - No! I mean, she's nice, but no!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Did she like the letter, though? Did it make her cry? Warm her heart?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41So you DID write it! I thought you liked me!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42I DO like you.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I had to write it for a friend in need, right? Let me go!
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Not until you tell me who you wrote it for.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Come on, tell me.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Never! I swore an oath to a friend and I won't break that oath.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00Guess I'll have to...tickle the truth out of you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Means nothing to me. It's just a feather.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Yeah. A magical feather.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07OK! Ha ha! OK! Not the feather, please! All right, stop!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09OK, it was Porter. It was Porter.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11No lie?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13No lie. He needed help writing a letter.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I mean, he REALLY needed help.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18It makes sense he didn't write that sappy letter. You're the sappy one.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Yes, and Porter is the one that's head over heels for JenJen.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Wait, you think I'm sappy?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Yes. It's one of the reasons why I like you.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28It is? High five!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Allow me.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Like I was saying, high five!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37So, did we sell enough merchandise to get the Hacky Sack 2000?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- Yeah. Unless you want the gold carrying case.- Oh, you know we do.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43We have to find a way to turn this money into more money.
0:13:43 > 0:13:44With a new business.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I'll come up with the idea - I'm the brains.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49I thought I'm the brains. You're the brawn.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Oh, Serge is always the brawn.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53I want to be the brains this time.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Know what qualifies me to be the brains?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56My brawn.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59But...I have to be the brains, cos I have no brawn!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Don't worry. Nobody will bother your brawn with my brawn around.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04That's not a world I can live in, Serge.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08If we can't agree, we have to split our profits and go our own ways.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Ah, we could have been great together.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I'll close my eyes. When I open them, I want you gone.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15No, I'm doing that. I'm closing my eyes.
0:14:15 > 0:14:16No, I am!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Goodbye, Serge.- Bye, Alex.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22So are you gone yet?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24No. Are you?
0:14:29 > 0:14:30So who's the letter from?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Porter!- Really?!
0:14:32 > 0:14:33But Carl wrote it.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35He didn't even write it himself?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I should've known Porter didn't write it.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40He needed help putting it into words. No harm done, right?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- I'm off to see Porter. - Wait, how do we get out of here?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47I can't undo the magic of another AIT.
0:14:47 > 0:14:52The only way free is to say your name from AIT summer camp, loud and proud!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53That's cruel! I'll never say it!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Let us go! Jen... JenJen! No!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59The last time JenJen was mad at a guy,
0:14:59 > 0:15:01she kissed him and turned him into a frog.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03You can't undo another AIT's magic.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05you know you what to do - say your nickname.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08I don't want to! It's really embarrassing!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Oh, come on, get over yourself!
0:15:10 > 0:15:11We just started dating -
0:15:11 > 0:15:14our relationship is too new to be sharing THAT, Carl.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16This whole thing is bigger than you and me, Denise.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Porter's in danger of being turned into an amphibian
0:15:19 > 0:15:21by some angry angel girl.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24If it makes you feel better, I'll tell you my nickname first.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- OK.- But you have to promise you'll say yours after.- I promise.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30- You have to promise not to laugh.- I promise.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33OK, my nickname is...
0:15:33 > 0:15:34Gnome Alone.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35SHE SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- You promised you wouldn't laugh! - It's funny!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40And...it's also kind of cute.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41It is?
0:15:41 > 0:15:42All right. Your turn.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45You promised.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47- MUTTERS:- Wesslnnno...
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- What?- Oh, man.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52WHISTLE NOSE!
0:15:52 > 0:15:53HE LAUGHS
0:15:53 > 0:15:57When I get nervous, I breathe hard and my nose whistles.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59That name doesn't leave this angel dungeon.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01No problem, Whistle Nose.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- CARL! - We're still in the dungeon!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Let's get out of here.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Never fear, Porter.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Whistle Nose and Gnome Alone to the rescue.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10THEY LAUGH
0:16:16 > 0:16:17I'm The Kernel. Get it?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Guess I know what you spent your moolah on.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Guess I know what you spent yours on.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I'm totally going to make more money than you.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I'M going to get the Hacky Sack 2000.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30We'll see. Half-price popcorn, fully popped!
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Come and get your half-price popcorn!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Cotton candy - 40, 50...
0:16:35 > 0:16:3890% off! Cotton candy, 90% off!
0:16:38 > 0:16:39Right here.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Come and get your popcorn -
0:16:41 > 0:16:43for free!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- CROWD:- Serious? Yeah!
0:16:47 > 0:16:48Porter isn't here. Let's go.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Wait - they're giving out free popcorn and candy!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53I can magic up treats for you any time you want.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I'll give you your money here - take it!
0:16:57 > 0:17:00You know what? If you want butter, I'll pay YOU!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Take the cotton! Take the sticks!
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Take the salt!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06Take the money! There's money for free.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Money - 100 for free! Take it!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10You know what? Take the stand!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Take it all! Take the cotton candy thingy.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19All I have left is this bag of unpopped kernels.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22All I have left is this little pouch I keep my change in.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? - We run away and join the circus?
0:17:26 > 0:17:29No, no. We use your bag of unpopped kernels and my pouch...
0:17:29 > 0:17:31We make our own hacky sack!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Now I'm thinking what you're thinking.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39People think I'm cool and girls find me dreamy.
0:17:39 > 0:17:40Come on, Porter, you got this.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44Oh, uh... JenJen.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47I got your message. I wasn't sure if you were, uh, going to show or not.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51Course I would. I just had to see who wrote that romantic letter.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Maybe you could say some more of those sweet things to me.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Uh, I, uh...
0:17:57 > 0:18:02Um... Pretty flowers. Uh... Double rainbow pumpkins.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Oh, Porter. The way you talk really has an effect on me.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- Stop right there, kissers! - You will smooch no more!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- What is it with you two? - Porter, JenJen is messing with you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17She was kissing you to turn you into a frog.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19I seriously doubt that.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23- Go ahead, JenJen, tell Porter the real truth.- Yeah. Tell him.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26OK, I'll confess.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27The truth is...
0:18:29 > 0:18:31..I really like you, Porter.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32- BOTH:- What?!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Denise was always talking about this Porter guy
0:18:35 > 0:18:38who was a slick smooth-talker and once I met him,
0:18:38 > 0:18:42I saw how disastrously uncool he was around me.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Thought he was really sweet.
0:18:47 > 0:18:48I'm sweet!
0:18:48 > 0:18:50See? Totally uncool.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Once I found out Porter liked me,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I wanted to spend time with him without your snide remarks.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Me? Snide?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59OK, maybe a little.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Sorry. I won't stand in your way.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06But seriously, bro, you've got no game!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10If you don't mind, we'd like to finish this date. Alone.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Now, you and I have a recent escape from a dungeon to celebrate.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Yeah, let's grab a slice.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21That Porter. I can't believe he gets so freaked out by JenJen.
0:19:21 > 0:19:22You get nervous around me.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Pfft. No I don't!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26SHRILL WHISTLING
0:19:26 > 0:19:27SHE GASPS
0:19:27 > 0:19:28HE LAUGHS
0:19:32 > 0:19:36# I'm 'bout to put the brakes on you, boy
0:19:36 > 0:19:38# You can't deceive me with those eyes
0:19:40 > 0:19:44# So I act so ridiculous like ooh, boy
0:19:44 > 0:19:47# But that don't mean it's gonna fly
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# I know, I know, I know
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# You're feelin' me and that is cool
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# And I've been waiting to show you
0:19:54 > 0:19:58# Oh, we can be you, me, here
0:19:58 > 0:20:00# There's so much to see now we're together
0:20:00 > 0:20:02# Now until forever
0:20:02 > 0:20:08# We'll be if you can wait patiently
0:20:08 > 0:20:10# I'll give what you need
0:20:10 > 0:20:14# Boy, if you care about us You'll take it easy
0:20:14 > 0:20:15# I don't want to rush
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# And now you're doin' too much
0:20:17 > 0:20:20# Right now just give me your trust
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Can you feel me?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# I don't want to rush
0:20:24 > 0:20:26# And now you're doin' to much
0:20:26 > 0:20:27# I'm 'bout to exit, boy, boy
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# Don't waste your time, baby
0:20:29 > 0:20:32# Cos I'm savin' mine, mine
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Don't waste your time, baby
0:20:34 > 0:20:35# Cos I'm savin' mine
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Don't waste your time, baby
0:20:37 > 0:20:40# Cos I'm savin' mine, mine
0:20:40 > 0:20:41# Don't waste your time, baby
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# Cos I'm savin' mine. #
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