Malone's Your Uncle

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0:00:02 > 0:00:07- Move out of my way.- Serge, the hallway's almost empty.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09You heard me.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16- That girl was checking me out. - She was looking straight ahead.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19- Her peripheral vision was all over me.- No, it wasn't.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Her left eye was talking to me.

0:00:21 > 0:00:25Ever since I broke up with Denise, I've been on a hot streak.

0:00:28 > 0:00:31I held the door open for a girl and she smiled at me.

0:00:34 > 0:00:38I sank a three pointer and gained a new fan.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42Hi. I'm Carl. I'd offer to hold your books, but you have a firm grasp.

0:00:42 > 0:00:46- Are you pulling my leg?- You're from England?- Yes. Tinsley Pumfield.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50I'm visiting my uncle whilst my parents are working on a project.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- What are doing at Bennett High? - Keeping up with school work.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56One mustn't neglect one's daily education.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Do you want to hang out, see a movie, whatever you're into?

0:00:59 > 0:01:03Well, Carl, how can I be sure you're not mad bonkers.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06No. No bonkers here. I had a radical bonkerectomy.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09You wouldn't mind asking my uncle for permission?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13- Sure. No problem. Uncles love me. - Brilliant. There he is.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Hey, Tinsley.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18Your uncle's Principal Malone?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:28 > 0:01:32# Let's give it everything we've got

0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Cos if we get it right

0:01:34 > 0:01:38# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:40 > 0:01:42# Hey! I've got my wings

0:01:42 > 0:01:45# From an angel

0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:01:47 > 0:01:50# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:01:50 > 0:01:53# Always an angel

0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Rejected, huh?- No, not technically. Her uncle is Principal Malone.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12He'll never give me permission to date her.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14I can't get permission to go to the dentist.

0:02:14 > 0:02:17You could floss more. Back to class.

0:02:17 > 0:02:22The first step in getting permission is to ask.

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- Talk to Principal Malone.- She's cute and her accent is intriguing.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Quick. Your destiny awaits.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Yeah, yeah. All right.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Fate awaits.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Actually, fate can wait.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- Principal Malone! - Carl Montclaire.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Principal Malone. - Carl Montclaire.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Principal...- We could do this all day. Come on in.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59- Someone has a case of the doodles. - Is that why you smell so bad?

0:02:59 > 0:03:04- That kind of remark is why we're not BFFs.- Yeah, that's why.

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- OK. I'm going to ask what you're drawing.- I'm drafting designs,

0:03:09 > 0:03:11right out of my brain.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15- So, what's that? - That is a tank top with sleeves.

0:03:15 > 0:03:19- You mean a shirt? - And those are pants with no legs.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Also known as shorts.

0:03:21 > 0:03:24And this is a half scarf, half purse.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26Also known as a...

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Wait. That's actually very original.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33And I need a product to market for my business class assignment.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36- This is a guaranteed A plus. - I don't DO A pluses.

0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Why not?- Because, where do you go from there? Downhill!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- I try to keep it at a C. - Anyway, what do you call it?

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Neckypurse? Scarfsack? Throatbag?

0:03:46 > 0:03:50I was going to call it a Neckalopursiack,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53but I couldn't spell that, so I call it a Scurse.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- Scurse it is. How do you spell that? - No idea.

0:03:56 > 0:04:00What can I do to make your day a brighter one?

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- Well, sir, I just wanted to talk to you...- Yeah.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- About something important.- Aha.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09It's a...a...

0:04:09 > 0:04:12Oh, this is about the strange smell on the third floor.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15I have Janitor Jenkins investigating.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17HE SNIFFS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's time for my monthly shower.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29- That's not why I'm here.- OK. - See, I just wanted to ask you

0:04:29 > 0:04:32- for permission...- Aha. - To go out...- Yeah.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36..To...

0:04:36 > 0:04:40- OK...- Go out with a bang this year and be your Junior Vice Principal.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Absolutely! I'm in a great mood, I'd probably say yes to anything.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- You would have said yes...? - To anything.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Let's get you suited up.

0:04:51 > 0:04:57Look on the bright side - that blazer looks more...British.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01- Carl, did you get my uncle's permission?- You know what?

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- I actually never even asked. - Really?

0:05:05 > 0:05:11- That's so cool.- Cool?- That was my test to weed out soft boys.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15I don't care what my uncle thinks. I want to date a bad boy,

0:05:15 > 0:05:17even if he doesn't dress the part.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19This thing?!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22I...

0:05:22 > 0:05:24I stole it from the teachers' lounge.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Yeah, you know, stolen blazers...thug.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34Oh, and a North American bad boy to boot.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38I don't need to ask permission. If I want to date a girl, I date her,

0:05:38 > 0:05:39just like that, poof!

0:05:39 > 0:05:43- Ooh, poof! - BELL RINGS

0:05:43 > 0:05:46I must be off, but I'll catch you later, bad boy.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- So you're going to be a bad boy and Junior Vice Principal?- Yes.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Small problem, I agree, but that's why I'm giving you an opportunity

0:05:54 > 0:05:58to help, so what you got?

0:05:58 > 0:06:02When you want to change back, just tap the crest.

0:06:02 > 0:06:07VP... Rebel! This is great. You really came through for me.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10I'm going to be the nicest bad boy at Bennett High.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- TANNOY:- Carl Montclaire to the Principal's office.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Or I'll be the baddest nice boy! Duty calls!

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Wow! Time flies when I'm creating genius!

0:06:21 > 0:06:25You mean when I'm creating genius and you're updating your status.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27How do you know I'm not getting my followers

0:06:27 > 0:06:29- pumped about the Scurse?- Were you?

0:06:29 > 0:06:32I'm letting everyone know I'm getting my teeth whitened.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37Anyway, the Scurses are done. Time to market them.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Let me update my status.- To tell your friends about the Scurses?

0:06:40 > 0:06:44Nope. I'm writing winter boots on tiny dogs. Hilarious.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I'm carrying a purse and a scarf. How can I juggle all these things?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Now you can, with the Scurse.

0:06:50 > 0:06:55You'll always have a hot neck and free arms. Everything a girl wants!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Can you go horseback riding in the cold while carrying marbles?

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Now I can. Thanks, Scurse!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Could you drive me to the mall?

0:07:05 > 0:07:10In a car? Well, I would, but my car is in the shop.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Ah, Carl. This is my niece, Tinsley. Tinsley, this is Carl Montclaire,

0:07:14 > 0:07:18my new Junior VP and the most upstanding student here.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20Really?

0:07:20 > 0:07:24He...tends...to exaggerate.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27- I need to make a few things clear. - Of course. You're the boss.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30(He's not actually the boss. Watch this.)

0:07:30 > 0:07:33It's about your duties. Being Junior VP is a huge responsibility.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- Are you ready? - I was born ready, sir.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41- To be your bad boy.- Your duties will include hall monitoring,

0:07:41 > 0:07:45schedule extra curriculars and... taking out the trash.

0:07:45 > 0:07:50It's yoga. It's the shy turtle position.

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Wait a minute, taking out the trash? Don't we have a guy called Jenkins?

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Oh no. Janitor Jenkins sweeps it up. You take it out.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Union rules.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I guess I'm left holding the bag.

0:08:05 > 0:08:08Ha-ha! That's funny... cos he's holding the bag.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Tinsley... Tinsley, just wait. Let me explain.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Explain how you and my uncle bonded over a sack of rubbish? Piffle!

0:08:17 > 0:08:21- It was all a front.- You mean a ruse, a bafflry, a bamboozlement?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25I'm too much of a bad boy to know what those words mean,

0:08:25 > 0:08:29but sure. I was making your uncle think I'm this do-gooder,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32trash-taker-outer, but I'm as bad as they come.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Who pretends to be good at dull things, other than my mother?

0:08:36 > 0:08:40If I can convince Principal Malone I'm the ultimate Junior VP,

0:08:40 > 0:08:44I can take the system down from the inside. Look.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51- I'm stinking up the hallway! - You really are a bad boy.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54- Bad enough for you to be my girlfriend?- Not quite, yet.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56At home, when a boy and girl become official,

0:08:56 > 0:08:58the girl gives the boy a bracelet.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00When do I get it?

0:09:00 > 0:09:03When the time's right. Cheerio.

0:09:03 > 0:09:07So if Tinsley gives you that bracelet, you're her boyfriend?

0:09:07 > 0:09:11- You're an anklet kind of guy!- You just wish a girl gave you jewellery.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15I don't need a girl to give me jewellery.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yeah, that's much better(!)

0:09:20 > 0:09:24We've got a genuine case of Scurse mania!

0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Got those old detention blues... #

0:09:26 > 0:09:30Alphabetise and three hole punch or three hole punch and alphabetise?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Being Junior VP can be very stressful. You need an outlet.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37- I'm going to teach you to play ukulele.- Oh...why?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Some things don't need a reason.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43First finger, third fret, feel the music, go.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, yeah!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00THEY WHISTLE

0:10:19 > 0:10:24Ah, there he is - the man, the myth, the legend.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Do you have any idea how tiring it is leading a double life?

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I am an angel in training, posing as a high school student.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Principal Malone is actually a lot of fun,

0:10:34 > 0:10:37but I'm so close to becoming Tinsley's boyfriend.

0:10:37 > 0:10:42- Have you had "the talk"? - Yeah. We've "talked".

0:10:42 > 0:10:45"The talk". You don't know what that is.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48I do too know what "the talk" is...

0:10:50 > 0:10:54"The talk" is when two people who like each other

0:10:54 > 0:10:59sit down and talk about...stuff and things...and whatnot.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Did you hear that? Carl has no idea what he's talking about.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06When two people like each other, they have to decide

0:11:06 > 0:11:09whether or not to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11If Carl doesn't make Tinsley his girlfriend soon,

0:11:11 > 0:11:13they'll be stuck in the friend zone.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I can't believe we sold out of Scurses.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20This proves I'm the Fashion Queen. Everyone should bow down before me.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Bowing down before me! - I want my money back.

0:11:22 > 0:11:28My neck kills from this heavy Scurse and I'm not the only one.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32We didn't think about how much stuff girls put in their Scurses.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- They're too heavy. - This is a disaster.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Or an opportunity.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Is your neck like a toothpick trying to hold up a watermelon?

0:11:41 > 0:11:47- Then you need Neck Flexer. - You put it on, you go up, down,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50up, down. In reverse - down, up, down, up.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54If you're tired, down, down, down!

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Neck Flexer your life!

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Look at all these noodle-necked customers.

0:12:01 > 0:12:06Rebranding as the Neck Flexer was great. We take debit!

0:12:06 > 0:12:10So, maybe it's time we decided if we're rolling together or not,

0:12:10 > 0:12:13or as squares and nerds say, are we boyfriend and girlfriend?

0:12:13 > 0:12:17- Before I give you my bracelet, I want to prank with you.- What?

0:12:17 > 0:12:22Wha... Wha... You're just going to get hurt, Tins!

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Tins! Let me say it one more time... Tins!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29I'm tired of being good. I want to be part of your world.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- My world? My world... - And I've got just the thing.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38I ran out of spray paint. I was graffiti-ing this large...boat

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- last weekend.- Not a problem. We'll rearrange the letters.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Wee-wooh, wee-wooh. It's the coppers. Run!

0:12:45 > 0:12:48I know you're testing to see if I'm a coward,

0:12:48 > 0:12:52but I shan't scamper off in fear, now get up there and rearrange.

0:12:53 > 0:12:58- That's not nearly rude enough. - Come on. Tents are hardcore!

0:13:00 > 0:13:02No.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04No.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05No.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07No!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- How about that? - Perfect. Just like this.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14The perfect time to give you my bracelet.

0:13:14 > 0:13:19- Drat!- But what about your bracelet? And your heart?

0:13:21 > 0:13:25Get bit?! That's a terrible name for a school.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32- What's up, sir?- Mr Montclaire, something you'd like to tell me?

0:13:32 > 0:13:37Yes. I'd like to tell you I noticed your new tie. Nice!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Anything else?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42Something about... vandalism?

0:13:46 > 0:13:49New security cameras. We just had them installed.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50That wasn't me.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52OK, it was me, but it wasn't "me" me.

0:13:52 > 0:13:57Save it. I am so...disappointed!

0:13:58 > 0:14:03To think I just got you this. I just returned from the taxidermist.

0:14:03 > 0:14:08- "To Carl, the most trustworthy Junior VP."- Trustworthy! Ha-ha(!)

0:14:08 > 0:14:12- That's great. Who's your plaquer? - I remember it like the other day.

0:14:12 > 0:14:18- It was the other day.- You said, "I'm baiting with a cheese sandwich"

0:14:18 > 0:14:22and 'lo and behold did you land this beauty. Why did you do it, Carl?

0:14:23 > 0:14:25To impress a girl.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27A girl.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29It's always a girl.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Who? - Tinsley.

0:14:31 > 0:14:37- My niece Tinsley?- Yeah. She said she liked rebels so I pulled a prank.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- Did you only sign on as Junior VP to get closer to her?- No.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Or do you mean yes? - No. I really like being Junior VP.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48- You bamboozled me! - I'll prove it to you.

0:14:48 > 0:14:52OK. Now, I'm still working on this, so bear with me.

0:14:54 > 0:14:59# Me and you, you and me that's why I like being Junior VP

0:14:59 > 0:15:03# Me and you, you and me we're having fun, principally. #

0:15:03 > 0:15:06That's all I've got so far.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- Yeah, it's plenty.- Look, I'm really sorry about all of this.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14So why don't you tell me what's going on between you and Tinsley?

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- Go ahead.- I think things between me and Tinsley are over.

0:15:19 > 0:15:23- All she responds to is the bad boy act.- Don't give up, Carl.

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- Did you give up when this guy was on the line? No!- What more can I do?

0:15:26 > 0:15:31As the Junior VP, you have all of Bennett High at your beck and call.

0:15:31 > 0:15:34Do whatever you want. You get my drift?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Oh!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43Sorry about yesterday. I got scared. I'm not used to doing bad things.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46But I do enjoy the thrill of them.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, good, doll face, because we're about to be bad again.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53We're going to pull a diner-dash, eat and run away without paying.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56- What do I do?- See that guy?

0:15:56 > 0:16:01He's been giving us the stink eye. As soon as he looks away, we run.

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Uno, dos, tres,

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Run!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Help, police! I've been robbed by a bad boy!

0:16:11 > 0:16:13There's a good tip in it for you, too!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Help, I've been robbed! Help, please!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22- Tinsley!- Oh, that was the most tomfoolery I've had in ages.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24I haven't paid for a meal since I was six,

0:16:24 > 0:16:26and even then I was a bad tipper.

0:16:26 > 0:16:27You're so dangerous.

0:16:27 > 0:16:28Boom! Ha-ha!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32- Stop right there.- Oh my! The bobbies.- I ain't scared.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Montclaire, you're under arrest for dining and dashing.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38- Oh, no! Carl?- Don't worry about me. I'm used to doing hard time.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Let's go, pizza thief.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46Now that everyone's necks are stronger, thanks to neck flexers,

0:16:46 > 0:16:47they want scurses again.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49But it's so hard making these things.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52I agree with you there. Unless...

0:16:53 > 0:16:56# Scur-scursazzle Scur-scur-scursazzle

0:16:56 > 0:16:59# Scur-scursazzle Scur-scur-scursazzler! #

0:16:59 > 0:17:02Scursazzler! It is the hippest decorating kit of all time.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07Turn your neck flexer into your very own one of a kind customised scurse!

0:17:07 > 0:17:08Scursazzler!

0:17:08 > 0:17:11BOTH: # Next time you need an outfit dazzler

0:17:11 > 0:17:14# Make sure you buy a scursazzler. #

0:17:18 > 0:17:21I don't want any trouble, OK? I don't want any trouble.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I own this hallway.- Hmmm!

0:17:25 > 0:17:28My, Carl, you have such moxy!

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Ladies.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34I shined your boots for you, sir.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Missed a spot.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36I'm sorry, sir.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43They'll be ready next Tuesday.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Carl Montclaire.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53After your arrest last night, you're not allowed in this school.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55This is trespassing.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57I'm going to stick around,

0:17:57 > 0:18:00and if you don't leave, I'll consider that trespassing.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02This is my school.

0:18:02 > 0:18:04Golly! You're causing my heart to race.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Don't worry, doll face, this is our turf.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07You forced me to do this.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Carl Montclaire, you are expelled!

0:18:10 > 0:18:14Take off that respectable blazer and leave the premises immediately.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15I'm bouncing out of this hood.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18Tinsley? See you on the wrong side of the tracks.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Carl, wait!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Before you go, take this.- Yes!

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Yahoo! This is the last time

0:18:27 > 0:18:30that Carl Montclaire will set foot in these hallways.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32The danger he presents to this school is greater

0:18:32 > 0:18:34than even he knows.

0:18:34 > 0:18:39Ahem, Carl, you're sick, right now.

0:18:39 > 0:18:42Sick with bad boyness.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Keep it together, man, keep it together!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I can't do it! I can't disguise my admiration for Carl!

0:18:49 > 0:18:54- Carl Montclaire is a good boy! - What?!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- What is he saying?- Oh.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01I can't keep this charade up any longer.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- Tinsley, this was all staged. - Who was in on it?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09So, everyone!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11You were the policeman.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13And you work at the pizza parlour.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17I should have known you wouldn't polish Carl's shoes.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20No, it's for real. I've done it ever since I lost a bet in grade three.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Well, this odd boy aside,

0:19:22 > 0:19:25it appears you've got the whole school creating a fiction about you.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Well, what can I say? I'm a good boy.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31And I want nothing to do with good boys.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34Whoa, whoa, hold that thought. I say Carl actually is a bad boy.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36He convinced all these people to lie for him.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Yeah, that is true!

0:19:38 > 0:19:41I manipulated the entire school to lie for me to impress you.

0:19:41 > 0:19:46- That makes me the ultimate conniving bad boy.- Yes, it certainly does.

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Carl, I think you're too bad for me. In fact, I think you're evil.

0:19:51 > 0:19:55No, no, not evil, just bad. I'm a bad boy. Right, everyone?

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Mmm-hmm!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Only an evil mind could convince an entire school to lie.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02They're all under the spell of Carl, the master manipulator.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I'm not a master manipulator.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07Give me back my bracelet. I'm going immediately.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10As soon as I buy a scursazzler.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Sorry things didn't work out, bud.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Yeah, I'm sorry, Carl.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.

0:20:18 > 0:20:20From now on, I'll stay true to myself.

0:20:20 > 0:20:24I know what'll make you feel better.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28# Me and you You and me

0:20:28 > 0:20:31# We're having fun Principally... # Everyone!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34# Me and you You and me

0:20:34 > 0:20:38# That's why he likes being junior VP. #

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