Fright Club

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05Would you like more brains, my zombie princess?

0:00:05 > 0:00:08- ZOMBIE VOICE:- Brains, brains!

0:00:08 > 0:00:12You're not supposed to have brains for breakfast.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15That's not what they mean by brain food?!

0:00:15 > 0:00:20- It's just oatmeal.- With scabs? - Cranberry and raisins, actually.

0:00:20 > 0:00:24- Delicious.- Where did you get your Halloween outfit idea?

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Just pulled it out of thin air.

0:00:26 > 0:00:29- Becky, excited for tonight? - Of course.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32You bang on a door, demand candy, and they give it to you.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34It's the perfect holiday.

0:00:34 > 0:00:39- What are you supposed to be? - A 21st century high-school student.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45I didn't know that costume came in that size(!)

0:00:45 > 0:00:48You didn't wear the costume I laid on your bed.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Mom, I'm 15. I don't need you to lay out my clothes on my bed.

0:00:52 > 0:00:57- Besides, I am so over Halloween. - Don't you find it...SCARY?

0:00:57 > 0:01:00- SCOFFS:- I don't get scared any more.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03The only thing scary is the dentist bill! Ha!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Oh, come on. The joke wasn't that bad.

0:01:13 > 0:01:14OK, come on, guys.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Is this like the time you left me with the check at Momma B's?

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Porter?

0:01:21 > 0:01:22Becky?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Mom?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28ALL: Argh!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Durr!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Let's give it everything we've got

0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Cos if we get it right

0:01:44 > 0:01:50# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:50 > 0:01:52# Hey! I've got my wings

0:01:52 > 0:01:53# From an angel

0:01:53 > 0:01:57# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:01:57 > 0:02:00# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:02:00 > 0:02:03# Always an angel

0:02:03 > 0:02:06# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Nice costume. Are you a doctor? - Mad scientist.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- What are you mad about? Ha! - Global warming.- Oh, right.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23Can you help me with my charity haunted castle?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26I'm afraid it will be a lame fest like last year.

0:02:26 > 0:02:31- Who will dare touch the fresh eyeballs?- Serge loves peeled grapes.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Thanks, toilet paper lady. - Why does everybody eat these?

0:02:35 > 0:02:39- They're eyeballs, people! And I'm a mummy.- Sorry, Mom!

0:02:39 > 0:02:43The Pretty Puppy Adoption Foundation needs double what I made

0:02:43 > 0:02:46or they have to shut down. Will you help me?

0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Will you help them? - Sure. Anything for PPAF.

0:02:49 > 0:02:54Besides, I've got ideas on how to scare the wits out of people. Right?

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Thank you, Carl. He thanks you too.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01How about you magic up a super-scary castle

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- so I look like a superstar to Jane?- One condition.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Name it.- You wear a costume. - Name another one.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09- No.- Fine.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- Veto.- Fine.

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Veto.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22- Veto. - Actually, I kind of like this one.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Know what? Fine. I'm only doing this for Jane and PPAF.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27Now scare up the haunted castle.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32EERIE ECHOING

0:03:32 > 0:03:33Done.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38- So the haunted castle's a hit? - Totally.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Class ended an hour ago and I still have a line-up. Carl, thanks.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46I don't know why but people are paying again and again.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49That's the most terrific, scary, puke-inducing thing

0:03:49 > 0:03:54since I swallowed a lizard in Grade Six. I'm totally doing it again!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- How did Alex swallow a lizard? - Don't ask!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Nice hippy costume.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04What costume? Vintage is in. Jane, good news.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I spent last night testing make-up and forgot to do the history report.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09How is that good news?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13I'm inviting you over for a homework sleep-over. Duh!

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I've never been invited to her legendary sleep-overs.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20She only invited me because of my knowledge of

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Viking colonisation of North America, but I'm still excited.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28- Sorry, Jane can't go. She's running...- Count me in!

0:04:28 > 0:04:32- Meet me outside in 15. 15, got it?- I'll be there!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- The haunted castle?- The puppies?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Thanks to you we raised twice as much

0:04:36 > 0:04:40but I can't run the castle and go to Brittany's sleep-over.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Maybe you could take over for me. - Sure!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'd love to go to Britney's sleep-over.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49- I meant take over the haunted castle. - Oh, right.- Thanks, Carl.

0:04:49 > 0:04:53I know how much you hate Halloween so this means a lot to me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56I'm off to Britney's.

0:04:58 > 0:05:03- Jane's traded one horror show for another.- Wonder who charges more.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08There's lots of the suckers. Let's close it up.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10You haven't gone through yet.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12You too scared?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hardly.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Wait. Can I go one more time?

0:05:16 > 0:05:18General Serge hasn't been through yet.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I hereby order you to open these doors.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Fine. The sooner Halloween's over,

0:05:22 > 0:05:25the sooner I get out of this ridiculous costume.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27I don't think you look ridiculous, vampire waiter.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30Serge, Alex, enter if you dare.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Can I take off my blindfold now?

0:05:39 > 0:05:41You're lucky I'm letting you take it off at all.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44But yes, now I am sure you don't know where I live,

0:05:44 > 0:05:46you may take in the splendour of my room.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Woah! Looks like a rainbow exploded in here.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50Thank you.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53I didn't know anyone else was invited.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Yeah, Britney wouldn't let us talk on the way over.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'm guessing that wasn't a problem for you two.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00You guys have to be quiet.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03I always take a power nap in the limo on my way home.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05There's a couple of rules on the sleepover.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Don't touch my bed, my hairbrushes or my make up.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Other than that, let's go crazy.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Don't step on any graves.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Good job on the haunted castle, Porter.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18My pleasure. Step this way.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Seriously?

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Yeah, seriously.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27LOUD BANG

0:06:36 > 0:06:38What was that?

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That is easy to identify.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42No... that!

0:06:43 > 0:06:45It's probably just the air conditioning.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00If I die, you can have all my chickens.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02I don't want them!

0:07:06 > 0:07:09OK, it's gone, Serge. Nice touch, Porter.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14That's cool, man.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Carl, it's not me.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18What... meaning what?

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Meaning, I didn't magic up a monster.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Meaning, something went horribly wrong.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Meaning... run!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I'm not crying, I'm not crying. I eyes are sweating!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34So are your pants.

0:07:36 > 0:07:37Feed him the chicken.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Take this as a sacrifice!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Get in the smoke, Alex.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Take the chicken!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm an egg chicken, not a meat chicken!

0:07:57 > 0:07:59That was a close one. That thing was right on our tail.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01What was that, Porter?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03What, that girl screaming?

0:08:03 > 0:08:05I was trying to clear my throat.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Was that a monster?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Whatever it was, it wasn't pretty.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Most aren't, except the swamp thing.

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Webbed hands are underappreciated.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14I'm getting out of here.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16I'm with you.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19We must have been in the haunted castle so long,

0:08:19 > 0:08:21they locked us in the school for the night.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Trapped in the school? That's my second worst nightmare,

0:08:24 > 0:08:27after being trapped in a school in my underwear.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Phew!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Can you just get rid of that thing so we can all go home?

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I didn't crate that thing. At least I don't think I did.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38Whatever. Can you at least unlock the doors?

0:08:38 > 0:08:39OK, OK.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Come on!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46I can't. Whatever it is, is blocking my angel magic.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Alex, close the door!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53But I dropped my wallet in there. It has my bus pass.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54ALL: Shut the door!

0:08:56 > 0:08:59It's so strong. It's breaking through!

0:09:01 > 0:09:02This way.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Go, go!

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Get to the door!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Come on, come on!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Grab that desk!

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Woah! Did you guys just see that?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27The monster?

0:09:27 > 0:09:28OK, it wasn't a monster.

0:09:28 > 0:09:30What else could it have been?

0:09:30 > 0:09:33I don't know but I've seen some pretty crazy stuff in my day.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Like what?- Ps... s... stuff.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39Stuff, all right? I don't want to talk about it. Brings back memories.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42I once saw a two-headed lizard at my cousin's.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44- What happened to it?- Don't even ask!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I'm sure that there's a reasonable explanation for this.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49So, reasonable explanation?

0:09:49 > 0:09:52- Why don't you check the windows are closed?- Good idea.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55I told you, I had nothing to do with this.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57The flickering lights? That was me.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59The moaning and clanking chains? That was me.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Dark, scary, swirly monster? Not me.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05I don't know. Maybe you made it when you used the haunted castle magic.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06DING!

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Oh. It turns out the haunted castle magic

0:10:11 > 0:10:14made an imagination monster that needs to be feared.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17While everyone's scared and having fun, it's happy.

0:10:17 > 0:10:18You don't believe in it, so it's angry.

0:10:18 > 0:10:22You're saying that me not being scared of it makes it dangerous?

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Hey, I'm just telling you what the book says.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26DING!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29The only to stop this thing is to fight it off.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Well, to do that, we'll need support.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32You're doing great, Serge.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36Not emotional support, you crazy chicken thing.

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I'm talking real support. We need some armour.

0:10:38 > 0:10:41OK, we're organised and ready to start on our homework.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- DOORBELL - Eee!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Come on - trick-or-treaters.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Denise, what do you give out at your house?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51The last Halloween I remember, they gave out cabbage.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53You have a sense of humour. I approve.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55Our house is a Halloween favourite.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57We fly in boxes of chocolate from Belgium

0:10:57 > 0:10:59for those who don't get to enjoy them all year.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Which is basically everyone outside Belgium.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Except me.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Jane, you stay here and start on the history report, OK?

0:11:05 > 0:11:10I thought we were going to hang out and eat candy and do our homework.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13WE will hang out and eat candy and YOU will do homework.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17I must have missed that in the invitation.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21OK, Leif Ericson, let's see how you get to America.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51I don't want to go out there!

0:11:51 > 0:11:54- Oh, what are you, a chicken? - Yes, look at me!

0:11:54 > 0:11:55This is ridiculous.

0:11:55 > 0:11:59Yet you still managed to tape two phones to your shoulders.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Serge will go first and do some reconnaissance.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03After all, I am the strongest and the fastest,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05so I have the best chance of survival.

0:12:05 > 0:12:10And living off the land, eating bugs and tree bark, if it comes to that.

0:12:10 > 0:12:11Aren't you scared?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I don't know the meaning of the word "scared".

0:12:14 > 0:12:18You have a dictionary on your chest if you want to look it up.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19CARL SIGHS

0:12:30 > 0:12:32CRASH!

0:12:32 > 0:12:34SERGE SCREAMS

0:12:37 > 0:12:39OMG! He's gone!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Maybe we should stick together.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Good idea! Let's hold hands.

0:12:44 > 0:12:45Just...stay close.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Hey, Jane, how's your first sleepover going?

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Not really what I expected.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Me neither. I thought we kept the candy, not gave it out.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Brittany, I could use some help. - Yeah, the laptop is there

0:12:59 > 0:13:02and we are going to be over here, telling ghost stories.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04So try to keep the typing to a hush, OK? Thanks!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Come on girls, scary story time.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm getting tired of Brittany treating me this way. Every time...

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Jane! This homework is not going to do itself!

0:13:13 > 0:13:14Come on.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fine.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19Ooh!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Brittany's completely missed the Viking migration of Scotland.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28Here, I brought you these. Something sweet to counteract Brittany's sour.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Thanks, but I think I'll need a bigger box!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Does anybody know any scary stories?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35I do!

0:13:35 > 0:13:38Jane, if you don't want to work, you may as well go home.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- Well in that case...- Yes?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44I'll...just keep working.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49So, Porter, how exactly are we supposed to...

0:13:49 > 0:13:51defeat this so-called monster?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Maybe it's like a video game - you have to hit it in a certain spot.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Good thinking, Alex.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00THE MONSTER ROARS

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Hurgh! Ha!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Alex?!

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Where'd he go?

0:14:10 > 0:14:12Maybe he crossed the road to get to the other side.

0:14:12 > 0:14:13Funny(!)

0:14:13 > 0:14:15WOLF HOWLS

0:14:15 > 0:14:18What was that?! What was that howl?!

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Oh, sorry. It's way past dinner time.

0:14:20 > 0:14:21Alex!

0:14:21 > 0:14:22Alex!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Looks like it's just me and you.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28And a terrifying swirly monster! How are you not scared?!

0:14:28 > 0:14:31I'm an angel, so nothing can happen to me, and I'm still scared!

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Thanks, very comforting(!) But I'm not scared.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Though the fact your stomach howls like a wolf

0:14:36 > 0:14:38when you're hungry has me scared for you.

0:14:38 > 0:14:39Look!

0:14:39 > 0:14:42It went into the gym. Let's go.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45This is a story about a group of beings I call angels.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47They're sent to earth to help people.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49You mean like guardian angels?

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Yeah. They could be anyone, they could be anywhere.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57There could be an actual angel in this very room.

0:14:57 > 0:14:58Booooring!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Angels, boring?!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04This coming from a girl who only has one thing to talk about - herself!

0:15:04 > 0:15:05If she thinks angels are boring,

0:15:05 > 0:15:08wait till she sees this angel in action!

0:15:10 > 0:15:13Once there was a girl and she didn't have...

0:15:13 > 0:15:15ANY CREDIT CARDS!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21AND she couldn't remember...

0:15:21 > 0:15:23her bank machine PIN NUMBER!

0:15:28 > 0:15:31AND she only had...

0:15:31 > 0:15:33500 on her!

0:15:33 > 0:15:35IN CASH!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38SHE WHIMPERS

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Well, that's the scariest story I know.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42My angel story isn't looking so boring now, is it?

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Hmph!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47OK, Listern Sisters, show me.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54THEY ALL GASP

0:15:54 > 0:15:56THEY ALL SCREAM

0:15:59 > 0:16:03THEY KEEP SCREAMING

0:16:05 > 0:16:08THEY SCREAM SOME MORE

0:16:08 > 0:16:10THEY CLAP

0:16:12 > 0:16:14THEY WHIMPER

0:16:16 > 0:16:18You know what's scary?

0:16:18 > 0:16:19Flip-flops.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22I don't get them. It's like walking on slices of ham.

0:16:22 > 0:16:23You find THAT scary?

0:16:24 > 0:16:27THE MONSTER GROWLS

0:16:27 > 0:16:28- Ah! Carl! - HALF-HEARTED:- Get back.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Carl, it's got me!

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Stay away.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32- Ah! It hurts!- Stop.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35I don't know what's happening! HELP!

0:16:40 > 0:16:41Porter?

0:16:42 > 0:16:43Porter?!

0:16:45 > 0:16:48OK, Jane, I guess you can tell a story,

0:16:48 > 0:16:50seeing as nobody else has any good ones.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52OK!

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Once upon a time, there was an evil witch,

0:16:58 > 0:17:02who invited princess friends to a sleepover...

0:17:02 > 0:17:03BRITTANY GASPS

0:17:05 > 0:17:09The evil witch needed help with her history homework -

0:17:09 > 0:17:11it was due THE VERY NEXT DAY!

0:17:11 > 0:17:15WOLF HOWLS

0:17:15 > 0:17:18So she got the help of the smartest, hardest-working,

0:17:18 > 0:17:22nicest princess in the kingdom.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26She was also very pretty but sadly undervalued in that area.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28- THUNDER BOOMS - Ah!

0:17:28 > 0:17:33The nice, pretty princess slaved all night on the homework,

0:17:33 > 0:17:36and when she was done, the pages...

0:17:36 > 0:17:37were BLANK!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40BRITTANY SCREAMS

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Ha! SHE GASPS

0:17:42 > 0:17:44She pretended to do the homework?!

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Exactly!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Oh, nooooooo!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51I think Jane wins for the scariest story.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53No, duh! But she fails at my sleepovers!

0:17:53 > 0:17:55I am going to get an F in history.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57AGAIN!

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- I hope you learned your lesson. - Obvi not.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03If I learned my lessons, I wouldn't have invited you in the first place!

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, I guess you won't be making THAT mistake again.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09Ooh, burn! Viking style!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, and if you don't mind, I'd like to go home!

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Oh, and on the way over here, I peeked -

0:18:14 > 0:18:16123 Peach Tree Lane.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh! Oh!

0:18:24 > 0:18:27OK, weird monster...thing...

0:18:27 > 0:18:31that Porter probably created. Let's do this.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32Oh!

0:18:33 > 0:18:37OK. That was pretty sneaky, but I'm warning you...

0:18:37 > 0:18:40I may not be the STRONGEST! Oh!

0:18:40 > 0:18:41THE MONSTER GROWLS

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Or the fastest.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49And I may not have any real athletic ability to speak of...

0:18:50 > 0:18:54..but I'm going to give you the battle of your... Oh!

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, so what? Big deal, you can fly(!)

0:18:58 > 0:19:00THE MONSTER GROWLS

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Oh, er... Erm...

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Whoa!

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ah! Whoa!

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Ah! Ohhh...

0:19:11 > 0:19:14THUMP! THUMP!

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Waah!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Oh! Ah!

0:19:19 > 0:19:20Ah...

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Oh. OK, OK.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I believe you, I believe IN you. I'm scared.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'm really scared, just please don't hurt me!

0:19:27 > 0:19:29THE MONSTER GROWLS

0:19:29 > 0:19:30PORTER LAUGHS

0:19:32 > 0:19:34You should've seen the look on your face!

0:19:35 > 0:19:38It disappearing had nothing to do with me saying I was scared?

0:19:38 > 0:19:41This whole thing was all you.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Yup. Upstairs, I'm the prank king.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46One time, I took Dr Cassabi's halo

0:19:46 > 0:19:48and used it in my AIT Ultimate Frisbee League.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Took him a whole season to figure it out!- Oh, hilarious(!)

0:19:51 > 0:19:53I had to prove you could be scared.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Well, what happened to Serge?

0:19:59 > 0:20:01CRASH!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03HE SCREAMS

0:20:03 > 0:20:05As an athlete, it's important that both my hands and my feet

0:20:05 > 0:20:07are in perfect working condition.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09A broken toe could mean the end of my career,

0:20:09 > 0:20:11so I had to get to an emergency room.

0:20:11 > 0:20:15Of course, I broke my other toe climbing out through the air vent.

0:20:15 > 0:20:16And Alex?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Maybe it's like a video game - you have to hit it in a certain spot.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Good thinking, Alex.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23"Teachers' Lounge"?

0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'm drinking Teachers' Lounge milk.

0:20:29 > 0:20:32It's not as fresh as I thought it would be.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Fine. You got me, Porter.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38But that's the last time.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- GROWLING - Argh!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42No, THAT'S the last time.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44HE CHUCKLES

0:20:44 > 0:20:46ALL: Happy Halloween!

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