At Home By Myself... With Carl

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0:00:05 > 0:00:09- I've never been fond of this unit.- It's intimidating.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Let's try to get in shape!

0:00:10 > 0:00:13I thought you went jogging every day?

0:00:13 > 0:00:14That wasn't working out.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Free cupcakes! Get them while they're hot!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21I'll take that one.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26- Cupcakes?- I can't resist! He bakes them fresh!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29GROANING

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I'm intimidated. Look at this equipment.

0:00:44 > 0:00:45GROANING AND STRAINING

0:00:47 > 0:00:50OK, I can't lift this much weight. Is Serge watching?

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Yeah. But mostly he's laughing.

0:00:52 > 0:00:55I'll wait for him to look away and make it lighter.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hey, new guy.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Serge, you know that my name is Carl.

0:01:00 > 0:01:04- But here, you're a fish out of water.- I'm just trying to work out.

0:01:09 > 0:01:10You tryin' to show me up?

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Just tryin' to feel the burn.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Are you challenging me?

0:01:14 > 0:01:18It's not a competition. I'm just trying to get strong, guy.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Ultimate Strong Guy Competition it is!

0:01:20 > 0:01:23What?! No! How did you get that from that?

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Serge gets what he gets from wherever he gets it!

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Do my ears deceive me? Did I hear "Strong Guy Competition?"

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Your ears aren't lying.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34There hasn't been a Strong Guy Competition here for 20 years!

0:01:34 > 0:01:35BOTH: RAAAARGH!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38And now there's another one...yay(!)

0:01:40 > 0:01:44# Let's give it one more shot

0:01:44 > 0:01:48# Let's give it everything we've got

0:01:48 > 0:01:51# Cos if we get it right

0:01:51 > 0:01:54# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:56 > 0:01:58# Hey! I've got my wings

0:01:58 > 0:01:59# From an angel

0:01:59 > 0:02:03# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:02:03 > 0:02:06# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:02:06 > 0:02:09# Always an angel

0:02:09 > 0:02:13# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I heard that you volunteered to work the camera

0:02:22 > 0:02:23for the video yearbook.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25From where?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27My mouth, when I had the idea.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30- What's a video yearbook? - A yearbook on video.

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Duh!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Count me in!

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I already have the camera!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38And I already have the star quality!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41'Everyone gather round!'

0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's time for the Ultimate Strong Guy Competition!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Excuse me? I don't mean to interject,

0:02:47 > 0:02:50but it should be called the Ultimate Strong Person Competition,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52we don't want to exclude the girls.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Fine! Ultimate Strong Person Competition!

0:02:55 > 0:02:57What about animals?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Perhaps it should be the Ultimate Strong Mammal Competition.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Strong Mammal Competition?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04There's only two male person competitors!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06And I already made the sign!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Maybe we should re-order the sign and reschedule.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12- What's Wednesday like? - Stop stalling!

0:03:12 > 0:03:17On this day, we will determine the strongest student at Bennett High!

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Let's do it!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20- CHEERING - Let's do it!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Time for the car pull!

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Did he say the "car pull" or "Carl poo"?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32What you see here is 15 tons of dead weight!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Carl, Serge, whoever pulls their cart the furthest wins

0:03:35 > 0:03:36the Strong Guy Competition.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39Serge! You are the reigning sports phenom

0:03:39 > 0:03:41at Bennett High, you go first!

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh-ho!

0:03:43 > 0:03:46You got it, coach! I won't let you down!

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Ready?

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Pull that cart!

0:03:50 > 0:03:52CHEERING

0:03:57 > 0:04:00STRAINING

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Good pullin', Delvecchio! Good pullin'.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Montclaire, if you pull you cart past Serge's,

0:04:08 > 0:04:10you will be champion!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- I hope you heard the word "if". - What does that pylon represent?

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- That's how far a donkey can pull the cart.- OK.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Brace yourself, Jane. He's going to win.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Woah! Woah!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29CHEERING

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Told ya!

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Montclaire's the winner! WOAH!

0:04:34 > 0:04:37He pulled it past the donkey mark!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Slow down, Carl!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Look out, Carl!

0:04:39 > 0:04:41CRASHING AND SCREAMING

0:05:06 > 0:05:09Wake up, Carl. I have something for you.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Carl, wake up!

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Wake up, Carl!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17Yikes, Jane! Injured strong mammal here.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Sorry. How are you doing?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22My doctor has never seen anything like this.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24He says it's a three point sprain, my hip, knee and ankle.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I brought you these comics to pass the time.

0:05:28 > 0:05:30- Why are you dressed like that? - It's for drama class!

0:05:30 > 0:05:33We're doing a play based on a Hitchcock movie!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35I better get to school.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40The paper comes out in a few hours and I have a lot of editing to do.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Monkey Lawyer! I hear in this issue he banana appeals!

0:05:44 > 0:05:50Serge, tell us, what was your most memorable moment at Bennett high?

0:05:50 > 0:05:52When I lost the Strong Man Competition.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56How does that make you feel? Don't worry, we won't judge.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Yes, we will.

0:05:58 > 0:06:02Losing the Strong Man Competition broke my heart!

0:06:02 > 0:06:04Serge will never play sports again!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'm retiring, forever!

0:06:09 > 0:06:13My favourite moment was when I won a Grammy.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15You won a Grammy?!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18I thought it was a Grammy. It turned out to be a Grannie.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21It's an award for my volunteer work at the senior centre.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Oh, yeah...

0:06:27 > 0:06:30- I wish I could magic your leg better.- I am so bored

0:06:30 > 0:06:33that I actually wish I was at school.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35How about I bring the school to you?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Magic TV monitors. Think of any place in Bennett High

0:06:37 > 0:06:40you want to see and it'll show up on the monitors.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Anywhere in the school?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Except the girls' changing room.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48This is cool! I can eavesdrop on people

0:06:48 > 0:06:50talking about my Strong Guy victory.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Enjoy the monitors!

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Let's see what Bennett High is up to this fine morning.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12"Vroom vroom," went the sports car!

0:07:12 > 0:07:15"Harooogah!" Went the old Jalopy!

0:07:15 > 0:07:17GROANING

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Woah!

0:07:28 > 0:07:30MOBILE RINGS

0:07:31 > 0:07:32What's cracking?

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Your knee bone still connected to your hipbone?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38I'll be honest with you - I've been snooping on these monitors.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39I figured you might.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Nobody is talking about how I pulled a cart so heavy that

0:07:41 > 0:07:44I broke my lower body in half. And I am starving too, by the way.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48- All right, I'll bring a pizza. - Just make sure it's pepperoni.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Stay put.- Like I have a choice(!)

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Come on, basketball, drop already!

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ah! Oh!

0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Oh, no!- Who ordered the pepperoni pizza?!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Well, it wasn't the person that just saw you do magic.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08What?

0:08:12 > 0:08:13I'm sure someone saw you beam out.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Maybe they were mid-blink and missed it.

0:08:15 > 0:08:19How long are your blinks? Rewind the footage.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Stop.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Who's that?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Zoom in, zoom in.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29It's Denise. Case cracked and closed.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32Hold on, we're not done yet. Enhance and enlarge the image.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34We've already figured it out, it's Denise.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36The pizza's getting hold.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Enhance and enlarge the image, Porter.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42- Whoa.- Pull back.

0:08:42 > 0:08:43BOTH: Jane!

0:08:43 > 0:08:45What do we do, what do we do?!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- OK, all we have to do is go to the school and talk to Jane.- Agh!

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Don't forget to hydrate, you guys.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Serge, what's with the clothes?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58See you, Coach. I'm retiring from sports.

0:08:58 > 0:08:59What?!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01To become...a nerd.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04I've signed up for botany class.

0:09:04 > 0:09:08- Is this because you lost the Strong Guy Competition?- It was a sign.

0:09:08 > 0:09:13Like "Do not enter" or "Keep off the grass" or "Stop".

0:09:13 > 0:09:16As in, "Serge should stop doing sports".

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Is there anything I could say to make you change your mind?!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21If I told you, I'd have to change my mind.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25Just hang my jersey from the rafters

0:09:25 > 0:09:28so everyone'll remember what Serge did.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34This is a sad day for sports at Bennett High!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37A sad day!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Everyone, drop your head in sadness!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Most memorable moment?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46I guess it was this morning, for about 20 seconds

0:09:46 > 0:09:49I had peace and quiet before you students came in and ruined it!

0:09:49 > 0:09:50MOBILE RINGS

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Excuse me.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55What? I'm in the middle of an interview here!

0:09:55 > 0:09:58N... No! Don't ever call this number again!

0:10:00 > 0:10:01I wuv you too.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06I can't believe Jane found out about me. You know what this means?

0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'll be banished to the Planet of Banishment,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10and won't be able to see the finale

0:10:10 > 0:10:12- of Ultimate Extreme Ninja!- OK, look,

0:10:12 > 0:10:14I will PVR it for you if you promise to stop freaking out.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- I am not freaking out. - OK, look, I will take care of it.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Just get that basketball on the backboard.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Now give me a skylight.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25- OK, OK.- Make yourself scarce before she gets here.

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Is the coast clear?

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Dude, you're fine.

0:10:29 > 0:10:34# My most memorable moment

0:10:34 > 0:10:37# Was a memory I remember not too long ago

0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Though it feels like... #

0:10:39 > 0:10:42- Sorry, Principal Malone, uh, battery died.- Uh, yeah...

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- So, uh, don't call us, we'll call you.- Yep, we'll call you.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Carl, there you are.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I'm dying to talk to you. I saw the craziest thing ever.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Crazier than a half-weasel, half-llama?- Porter levitated a ball,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56conjured a pizza box out of thin air and then vanished!

0:10:56 > 0:11:00- There's a simple explanation.- What?

0:11:00 > 0:11:03That's the thing they use to train the basketball team to do tip-ins.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Could've been that. - I guess.

0:11:05 > 0:11:07And this is a visual aid for a presentation

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Porter and I are doing for class.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11See how it looks like it appears out of nowhere?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14It's uncanny, right? Maybe he was holding it.

0:11:14 > 0:11:17If you follow me... If somebody stood in this shaft of light,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20you would be blinded long enough so that you wouldn't see

0:11:20 > 0:11:22them run out, thus creating the illusion that

0:11:22 > 0:11:24they disappeared into thin air.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I've never noticed this skylight before.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29The first four or five times I saw people beam out of this gym,

0:11:29 > 0:11:30I was sceptical.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Well, this is beyond weird, but maybe you're right.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Thanks, Carl.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Carl, how did it go?

0:11:36 > 0:11:37- Oh!- Oh!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Why don't you ask Jane?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Tell me what's going on!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45- Fess up!- Porter, what do we do?

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Uh, I'm sure you'll think of something.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Agh!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Agh!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57It's OK, Jane.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00I am totally freaking out right now!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02There is a rational explanation for all of this.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Oh, yeah, picture a pizza box, fishing line, sunlight in my eyes

0:12:05 > 0:12:07and the liar with a broken leg.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Tell me what's really going on! - OK, but if I tell you,

0:12:09 > 0:12:12you cannot tell anyone. This is strictly between us.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16OK, OK, unless you and Porter are aliens -

0:12:16 > 0:12:18then I'll grab Alex's plasma gun and blast both of you.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21This plasma gun isn't real,

0:12:21 > 0:12:24but creatures from other planets don't know that.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Pow, pow, pow!

0:12:25 > 0:12:28No, no aliens here, Jane.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30You can tell me anything.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32We've been best friends since third grade.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34Mrs Ellison's class, remember?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36She'd sneak potato chips out of her desk.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39She took tiny gerbil bites, thinking we wouldn't hear her!

0:12:39 > 0:12:41But we'd always hear!

0:12:41 > 0:12:43This can't leave us, OK?

0:12:43 > 0:12:44- OK.- Porter's an angel.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47- An angel?!- Yeah, an angel.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49An angel?!

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Yeah, an angel, with the halo and the wings.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52OK.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Wow, I am so relieved that you know my secret!

0:12:55 > 0:12:57This is going to change everything.

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Wait, what do you mean, it's going to change everything?

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- I have to write an article about this.- What?!

0:13:03 > 0:13:04You just said you wouldn't!

0:13:04 > 0:13:07That's what secret means - you keep it secret!

0:13:07 > 0:13:10It is going to change the world!

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Friendship, secret - hello!

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Fine.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Thank you, Jane.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Agh!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24My most memorable moment?

0:13:24 > 0:13:26Um, I...

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Good question. Sorry, what was the question?

0:13:29 > 0:13:32Riveting television here, Jane(!) Say something.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35That's the problem, I can't say anything, I can't.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Cut. Jane, calm down. I've never seen you so tongue-tied.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- What's wrong?- A friend told me an earth-shattering secret.

0:13:42 > 0:13:46It is the story of a lifetime, but my friend told me I can't reveal it.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49Listen, if I know anything, it's that you're a reporter.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52It's, like, your life, and nobody should try to stop that.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Even I know that a true friend would know that,

0:13:55 > 0:13:56and I am really shallow, Jane!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Right.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00You have to get out there and tell that story.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02You're right, Denise - thanks.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You know what, Brittany?

0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'll make a great AIT someday.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Jane, you can't write this story.

0:14:08 > 0:14:11But if you had the cure to every disease in the world,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13would you keep it to yourself?

0:14:13 > 0:14:15If my secret gets out, I'll never get my wings.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Wings? Tell me more.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Porter's an angel-in-training, an AIT, if you will.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22To get my wings, I have to help out Carl,

0:14:22 > 0:14:25and that'll never happen if everyone finds out about this.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28The world has to know.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Jane, you don't have any proof.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Don't I?

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I wasn't born yesterday. I've been tracking

0:14:36 > 0:14:38weird events around here for a while now,

0:14:38 > 0:14:42and you two are always in the middle of it. Now I know why!

0:14:42 > 0:14:43Woo-hoo! I'm so smart!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45I'm happy you're happy,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48and I can appreciate the effort that went into this.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49But I'm sorry.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Sorry for what? Oh, wow!

0:14:52 > 0:14:53That was so cool!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Luckily, I still have this.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Hmm!

0:14:57 > 0:15:02- CARL: 'Porter's an angel.' JANE:- 'An angel?!'

0:15:02 > 0:15:04I can do this all day, Jane.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Fine, I don't need proof - I have my own eyewitness account,

0:15:07 > 0:15:08and my credibility is impeccable.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12That's right, my credibility is beyond question.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Maybe you could travel to this morning

0:15:15 > 0:15:17and ensure Jane doesn't see you do magic.

0:15:17 > 0:15:19My magic isn't strong enough,

0:15:19 > 0:15:21and you know the trouble that could cause.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24- Now what are we going to do? - Ready to do your yearbook entry?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26We've got problems - they affect you too.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Jane discovered Porter's an angel.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32She wasn't going to say anything, but somebody talked her into it.

0:15:32 > 0:15:33- Oh-oh.- What?

0:15:33 > 0:15:37It was me, but I had no idea she was talking about that.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39The AIT programme could get shut.

0:15:39 > 0:15:42Oh, no! Everyone'll believe Jane's story,

0:15:42 > 0:15:45- because her credibility is beyond question.- Yeah, it is.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yeah, it is!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49I have an idea - we'll need your help.

0:15:49 > 0:15:53Jane knows Porter's an angel, but she doesn't know you can do magic.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56You have some kind of dastardly scheme in mind - I'm in!

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Hey, Alex. Any plans for the weekend?

0:15:59 > 0:16:02Getting my portrait painted with my favourite chicken.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04How about you, Jane?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Well, I'm actually... Agh! Alex! What are you doing?!

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Nothing, just heading to math class.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Are you OK, Jane? You look a little pale.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Yeah, I'm good... I'm just going to... Oh!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26I am texting everyone to tell them to watch the awesome video I did.

0:16:33 > 0:16:34How did you...

0:16:34 > 0:16:38How did you do that?! There's... There's letters behind your head!

0:16:38 > 0:16:41They're right there, right there!

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Did you drink a little bit too much soda for lunch, Janey?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Hey, Serge.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Am I Serge? I don't even know who I am any more.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Why do you say that?

0:17:01 > 0:17:05Ever since I tried to replace sports with botany,

0:17:05 > 0:17:06my life has been meaningless.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Botany?- I picked it

0:17:07 > 0:17:11because I thought it meant I bought stuff, but turns out that's not it.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15But it is hard and boring,

0:17:15 > 0:17:18and my heart rate doesn't even reach peak levels! Agh!

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Oh, no! No, not you too!

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Agh!

0:17:24 > 0:17:26- This isn't happening!- It's a sign!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28It's a sign from the universe!

0:17:28 > 0:17:31It means Serge isn't a nerd, Serge should play sports!

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Agh!

0:17:33 > 0:17:34I'm free! I'm free!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37I knew you'd be happy for me!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Please don't publish that article.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- Think of Porter. - Think of Porter.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's kind of already too late.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Jane. Jane Casey.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Can we talk for a minute?

0:17:51 > 0:17:55So, I just read the preview copy of your article.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57If I'd got this from anybody else,

0:17:57 > 0:17:58I wouldn't have believed it,

0:17:58 > 0:18:01but your credibility's beyond question.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I know! Porter's an angel that does magic!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05An angel!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08You don't just mean a good guy, everyone likes him,

0:18:08 > 0:18:10popular kind of angel?

0:18:10 > 0:18:12No, and he's not the only one.

0:18:12 > 0:18:13Jane, really.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I saw Brittany do magic too!

0:18:15 > 0:18:19If you're talking about my on-screen magic, then you're totally right.

0:18:19 > 0:18:22No, Brittany's an actual angel!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24And so is Serge! Oh, and I saw Alex float!

0:18:24 > 0:18:25They can all do magic!

0:18:25 > 0:18:29Next you're going to be saying Denise is an angel too!

0:18:29 > 0:18:30Yes, yes, she is!

0:18:30 > 0:18:31Look, look at her halo!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Oh, she just made it disappear to trick you!

0:18:35 > 0:18:38- I called it. Jane's lost her marbles.- No, I haven't!

0:18:38 > 0:18:40No, no, I haven't!

0:18:40 > 0:18:43See, she's an angel, and she's an angel!

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Oh, he's definitely an angel! Everyone's an angel...

0:18:46 > 0:18:47I'm sorry, Jane.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Remember I said your credibility was beyond question?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52Suddenly I'm having a lot of questions.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I think you're overworking yourself.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56But what about my article?

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm pulling it.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yes, sir, I understand.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04Maybe I have gone a little bit loopy.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Oh, yes, maybe I should drop a few of my clubs.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11The Let's Do Things After School Until It Gets Really Late Club

0:19:11 > 0:19:15takes up a lot of my time! Guys, have I totally lost it?

0:19:15 > 0:19:17- I'll take Jane.- I'll take Carl.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, my! So I haven't lost my marbles?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28- No, Jane.- But you'll never be able to tell anyone.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29So Denise, are you...?

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yep.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32And Carl, are you too?

0:19:32 > 0:19:34No, I'm just me.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37- Oh, my, this is just so mind-blowing!- I'm sorry

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- we had to trash your credibility. - What I did to you was way worse.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43I'm so sorry I betrayed our friendship. It wasn't cool.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45No, it wasn't cool at all, but I think

0:19:45 > 0:19:48our friendship can handle a couple of angels.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50All that matters is that you keep our secret.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53I will. I lost an amazing article, but I have to admit,

0:19:53 > 0:19:54this magic stuff is pretty cool.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57When life gives you lemons, you just make lemonade.

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Yummy!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Porter, could you give me a Pulitzer Prize

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- for investigative reporting?- No.

0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Denise, could you give me a car?- Nuh-uh.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12Maybe some ice cream?

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Thanks!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18And some sprinkles?

0:20:20 > 0:20:21This could be fun!

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