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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Goin' on a field trip... # Thank you.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Hand in your permission forms. #

0:00:07 > 0:00:08Excuse me, gentlemen.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10It's officially the end of school day,

0:00:10 > 0:00:12and neither of you handed in a permission form

0:00:12 > 0:00:14for the field trip to the museum.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Signed, sealed and delivered, sir. - Porter, where's yours?

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Right here, sir.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Oh, uh, Macy?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23- You didn't get my mom to sign your form?- I forgot.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26I hope you didn't fake her signature. We'll get in trouble.

0:00:26 > 0:00:30And we're still on parole after our last grounding.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34- What we've got here is failure to coordinate.- Communicate.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- You're right, your mom is one tough warden.- Yeah.

0:00:39 > 0:00:40Porter?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45Artie Jackson? Your father?

0:00:45 > 0:00:47- Yes, it is. - I thought he was in Vancouver.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50He is, but he's in town for some business, uh...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52he's staying at Carl's. Right, Carl?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh, yeah. We just called my house, and Porter talked to him.

0:00:55 > 0:00:59Well, it's nice having dad in town for a visit, I bet.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Oh, you know what? Matter of fact, I'll give Artie a call.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Let him know how well you're doing here at Bennett High.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14# It's giving 'em one more shot

0:01:14 > 0:01:18# It's giving everything you've got

0:01:18 > 0:01:21# Cos if we get it right

0:01:21 > 0:01:26# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:26 > 0:01:30# I've got my wings running, angel

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:01:33 > 0:01:37# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# On the wings of an angel

0:01:39 > 0:01:43# Now we've gotta learn to fly. #

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Principal Malone is going to call home! What do we do?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55We could beam into space, dismantle the phone company's satellite.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Magic up some spacesuits and a rocket?

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Or I could just beam us home in time to intercept his call?

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Sure. If you want to take the easy route.

0:02:02 > 0:02:03Do you not know me by now?

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Attention. I have an important announcement.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Gobsmack is having a contest to promote its new flavour of juice.

0:02:11 > 0:02:16If we submit a video, we could win a year supply of Gobsmack juice.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21So, I thought, who better to do this than me? Brittany.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Who is that again?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31There is a lot of work to be done, and I don't want to do it,

0:02:31 > 0:02:32so...

0:02:32 > 0:02:36sign up if you're interested. And obviously, you're interested.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37Yes!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40And my long streak of being the first name continues!

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Wait. What are we signing up for?

0:02:42 > 0:02:44To organise the spectacular...

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Stop, right there. You had me at "organise".

0:02:47 > 0:02:51I love to organise. I'm in the Organising Club.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54I actually organised the Organising Club. And now I'm in a new club.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57I wonder what it is? No matter, I'll organise it.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'm sorry, Sophie, but I really need those pants.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02I don't care if you need them too.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Listen. Here's the deal... If you can get Rachel to...

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Get off the phone. We have an important call coming in.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Hold on... Call schmall!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14So, Sophie, if you can get Rachel to lend me those pants, you can

0:03:14 > 0:03:16borrow my DVD player for a week.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Let's go! End the conversation!

0:03:18 > 0:03:20But if you want the ear buds, get Lily to lend me her belt!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23I managed to get a lot of people to sign up,

0:03:23 > 0:03:27no small thanks to my organisational skills.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29OK, this list really should've been more exclusive.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31The Listern sisters?

0:03:33 > 0:03:36OK, fine, but only if you dye your hair blonde.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40That wasn't very nice. We need all the help we can get.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45The only help I need in this video is deciding which smile I'll use.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47This one?

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Or this one?

0:03:50 > 0:03:51Which one do you think?

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Please, Jane, can you stop with the bug-eyed thing?

0:03:56 > 0:03:57It'll give you wrinkles.

0:03:57 > 0:04:01We really, really need that phone, Becky.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04OK... Her purple skull and crossbone leggings? OK, I'm listening.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05PHONE BEEPS

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Hold on, I got another call.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Hello?

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Uh-huh... Yeah... Whatever. Hold on.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Who is it? - Um, Pringles? Pringles go home?

0:04:16 > 0:04:19- Principal Malone!- Sure. - Becky, get off the phone!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Not until my deal goes through!

0:04:21 > 0:04:23We've got to do something.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Can't you beam her to the moon? She loves to travel.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28I can't do magic on her. But I can do magic for her. Watch this.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30Yeah, so can I borrow them?

0:04:30 > 0:04:33CLEARS THROAT

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Um, hold on...

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Uh, sorry, Sophie - you snooze, you lose!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45- You talk to Principal Malone.- You. - Why me?- You're closer to the phone.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Uh, hello?- 'Who's this?'

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Yes, this is, uh, Mr Jackson.

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Deeper, deeper!

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Uh, Artie, Artie Jackson.

0:04:56 > 0:05:02- Yes, that's Artie, uh, with two Ts and, uh, a Q.- 'A Q?'

0:05:02 > 0:05:04That's, that's the, uh...

0:05:04 > 0:05:05The Portuguese spelling.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08Yeah, that's the Portuguese spelling. HA HA HA!

0:05:08 > 0:05:12He says you're a great principal, you really connect with the kids.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16- Oh, well, thank you, Mr Jackson. - Oh, please, please, call me Artie.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20- Artie it is.- It is. Well, I should get going, Principal.

0:05:20 > 0:05:21PHONE KEYS BEEP

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Hello? Hello?

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- Hello.- Is this Mama Bea's Pizza?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Uh, no, this is Principal Malone, Mrs Montclaire.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I must have misdialled. I was trying to order pizza for dinner.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37- I mean, normally, I cook, but... - HE LAUGHS

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Who's that? Hello?

0:05:39 > 0:05:42You picked up when I was talking to Porter's dad.

0:05:42 > 0:05:47- Listen, Artie, I'll let you go and enjoy your visit. OK? Goodbye.- Artie!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48You're downstairs?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Uh... I, I must be.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53How exciting! I'll be right down!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57I think we're in deep, deep trouble, son.

0:06:01 > 0:06:05- OK, what are our options?- Wh... Our options? You mean YOUR options.

0:06:05 > 0:06:09My mom is real and she's coming down to meet your imaginary dad.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15OK, OK...

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Undo magic. Mexican vacation magic.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19We're running out of time!

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Time. Time magic! That's it!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23Artie!

0:06:23 > 0:06:28We only have 30 seconds. That's as long as I can stop time for.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30How are we going to keep track of it?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Like watching a bomb countdown before the explosion.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36"Cut the green wire. No, the red wire." "There's two red wires!"

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Did I just feel a temporal shift

0:06:39 > 0:06:42or should I have skipped that breakfast burrito?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Somebody's doing time magic.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yeah, and somebody's being annoying. Not now, Denise!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50You can only stop time for 30 seconds? Not bad.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53I once stopped time for 42 seconds, but who's counting?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- We literally don't have time for this!- No problem.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Ooh, 50 seconds. A new personal best. - Stop showing off.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04I'm helping. In fact, just give me a little bit of room.

0:07:05 > 0:07:07Check this out.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Voila!

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Artie Jackson, pleasure to meet you, Carl!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yes, we've met before, my son, give me a pound.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- There's no way you're playing my dad.- Why?

0:07:23 > 0:07:27- One, I don't trust you. Two, refer back to one.- Tick tock, Porter!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30The only way this can to happen is if you put a one-day time limit

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- on this transformation.- You don't trust me?- Absolutely not.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35I've been thinking about this,

0:07:35 > 0:07:39and if I can get Porter tossed off his assignment to make Carl popular,

0:07:39 > 0:07:41then Dr Cassabi can concentrate on me,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43and I can finally get off AIT probation.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45No time limit, no deal.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Fine!

0:07:48 > 0:07:49Done.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Angie!

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Ha ha ha ha!

0:07:56 > 0:07:58What a pleasure to see you.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Oh, how fancy, Artie! Are you staying for dinner?

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Oh, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Isn't that right, my little Popo? - Popo... That's adorable.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Don't you think so? Popo.- Popo.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Hey.

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Boy, you were a big baby, Porter.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18It looks like someone shoved a diaper onto a beach ball.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I'm sorry - the pictures are fake, but the laughs are real.

0:08:23 > 0:08:28Oh, once you started dancing ballet, we couldn't get him out of the tutu!

0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Oh, Popo in a tutu. - I didn't know you took ballet.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I never took ballet.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Oh, don't be embarrassed to admit that! Huh!

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Ballet's for boys, too. Show us some of your moves, I know you want to.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, I'd pay to see that.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47- ALL CHANT:- Popo, Popo, Popo,

0:08:47 > 0:08:48Popo,

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Popo, Popo,

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Popo, Popo...

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Oh, now that's a jette!

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Great. Perfect. Hold it right there, you look amazing.

0:09:02 > 0:09:03Where's Brittany?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05We've been waiting here for hours.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Have a bit more enthusiasm. You look like you work

0:09:08 > 0:09:10in sadness factories, and if you did,

0:09:10 > 0:09:12wouldn't you be happy you had jobs?

0:09:12 > 0:09:16OK. This is what happens if you don't work hard enough.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Em, you're fired. Out.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Alex, you're in.- What?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Jane, what have we got?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25Er, OK, Brittany, let's have you up here in the centre.

0:09:25 > 0:09:26Perfect, great, OK.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- And...action!- Cut!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- What now?!- My lip gloss doesn't look good in this sunlight.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Let's wait until the sun gets higher.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36The sun won't be higher until tomorrow.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Maybe if you were a bit more organised, Jane.

0:09:41 > 0:09:45OK, that's a wrap for today, but we'll be back tomorrow morning.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Hopefully, you'll have your stuff together by then.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, what a lovely, lovely family.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57OK, it's time to go. Enough is enough.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59But feel free to leave the photos.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02At least the one of Porter potty-training.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- That's kind of funny! - Artie, how do you take your tea?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- To go.- Uh, yeah, his flight leaves in two hours.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09Oh, and here's your plane ticket.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12Oh. Well, you know, I was thinking about calling the airlines

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and, uh, you know, changing my flight.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- But you're flying to Nepal, there's only one flight a week.- Nepal!

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Not unless I fly through

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Henri Coanda International Airport in Bucharest.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Bucharest, beautiful.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26- I doubt you'll get your visa in time.- But I thought that...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Dad, I think it's time for you to go.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Oh. OK.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Angela, thank you so much for your hospitality.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Oh, it's so great to see you.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38You come back any time.

0:10:38 > 0:10:39I will.

0:10:41 > 0:10:42And, Carl, bye.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45And you...oh, yes, my little Popo.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52- All right, that's, that's, that's enough.- My little boy.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I think we're good, Dad.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Oh, my little Popo, I'm going to miss you!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Uh, this is really, really, really, uncomfortable now!

0:11:13 > 0:11:15And don't you ever stop dancing!

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Yeah!

0:11:18 > 0:11:20That is so sweet.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22Carl, honey, do you want to take ballet?

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Well, I've seen what it's done for Porter. Sure, why not?

0:11:28 > 0:11:29I have arrived.

0:11:29 > 0:11:31You're over an hour late!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I needed my beauty rest - you should try it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36We don't have enough time. School is about to start.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We'll shoot it after school.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Be here immediately after the final bell -

0:11:40 > 0:11:42if you're late, you're not in the video.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44You can't treat people this way.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47I don't have to listen to you. I am the star!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50And I am the director.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51- Star!- Director!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53A star is in the sky above everything else

0:11:53 > 0:11:55and needs to be appreciated by the people below.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Directors are people!

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Direct your attention to this petition to quit.

0:11:59 > 0:12:04Who wants to leave a project where their talents aren't appreciated?

0:12:05 > 0:12:08You'll notice my name is first.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14I'll miss Uncle Artie. We could have been buddies.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17You realise you're talking about a fake uncle?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You're my fake cousin, I don't mind having you around.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Denise may have had fun, but I hated it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I'm glad she's gone. I don't trust her.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25- And I can see why.- Hey!

0:12:25 > 0:12:29Ha ha ha ha! Hey, Popo, gimme a pound.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Carl. - Thanks for coming in, Mr Jackson.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- I'll have those forms processed right away.- What forms?

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Your father's having you transferred back to Vancouver.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47I can't believe Denise got me transferred.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Can't we stop this?

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Principal Malone thinks it's my dad. That makes it official.

0:12:51 > 0:12:55I never though I'd see the day where someone had Porter Jackson's number.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57She doesn't. She doesn't even have my area code.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- It's time we got Dr Cassabi to bail us out.- No way.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02If word got out I went to Dr Cassabi for help with another AIT,

0:13:02 > 0:13:05I'll be the laughing stock of the AIT world forever!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm going to miss you then, man.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10I'm not going anywhere. Denise wants to play? Game on.

0:13:10 > 0:13:15Popo, just on my way to sign the papers authorising your transfer!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18If she calls me "Popo" one more time...

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Time! Artie has got to be closing in on his one-day time limit.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26OK, Carl. Go stall him and make sure he doesn't sign that transfer paper.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27I'll be right back.

0:13:27 > 0:13:32- Uh, hey, Alex! Have you met Porter's dad, Artie?- Hi.

0:13:32 > 0:13:35Artie, Alex. Alex, Artie.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37Artie here would love to learn all about unicorns.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40REALLY?! You're in luck! I'm a unicornithologist!

0:13:40 > 0:13:43Did you know a pack of unicorns is called a blessing?

0:13:43 > 0:13:46It would be a blessing if you never mentioned that again.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50Did you know a unicorn horn is called an alacorn? It can cut diamonds!

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Wow.- Did you know unicorns can run 3,000 miles an hour?

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Carl!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Spencer, what is going on?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11YOU are giving me the silent treatment?

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I invented the silent treatment!

0:14:14 > 0:14:17OK, well, maybe you guys did, but I use it a lot!

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- Jane!- Suck an egg.- Ugh! OK, this is what I'm talking about!

0:14:25 > 0:14:28How come everybody is being so over mean to me?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30What goes around, comes around.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33Don't you try to use your fancy psychology talk on me, Jane!

0:14:33 > 0:14:36The music video is going up in flames, and I have no idea why.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38Brittany, you were horrible to everyone!

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Everyone was horrible to me, first!

0:14:40 > 0:14:41No, they weren't.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45They wanted to help, but you were rude and unappreciative.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Sometimes friendship means seeing things

0:14:47 > 0:14:49from other people's perspectives.

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Everybody is different heights, that is impossible!- You're impossible!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Try putting yourself in someone else's shoes!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I would never wear something non-designer. Unless I was a loser.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01I can PRETEND to be a loser.

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, everybody, look at me! I'm a loser!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07My name is Jane! And I have a bus pass, and my mom,

0:15:07 > 0:15:11she still writes my name on my brown paper lunch bag,

0:15:11 > 0:15:15that I have already used three times before.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17Forget all of you!

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'm going to make this music video all by myself!

0:15:20 > 0:15:26# Gobsmack, it helps you when you're feeling wack!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28# Gobsmack!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30# I need...

0:15:30 > 0:15:35# To get everybody...back. #

0:15:37 > 0:15:40I guess I'm not on a island - I do need other people.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43# Well, it's a "u" and a "k"

0:15:43 > 0:15:47# And a "u" and a "lay" and a leeeeeeeeeeeeeee...eeeee. #

0:15:47 > 0:15:49OK, that's enough of that, Carl.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, but it's so beautiful, Principal Malone. Just one more time, please?

0:15:52 > 0:15:54You're too kind.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55# I once... #

0:15:55 > 0:15:56KNOCK ON DOOR

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Go away! We're busy!- No, please.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Unicorns were are hunted for their horns, cos if you lick them...

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Principal Malone!

0:16:03 > 0:16:08- Mr Jackson. Why, I just printed off those transfer forms.- Ah, Carl.

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Ugh. Sorry. Allergies.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19No worries. That was a Chinese take-out menu I keep getting faxed.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21So, here's the transfer form, Mr Jackson.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Oh, wait, Principal Malone!

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Just...I want you to take a minute and think about

0:16:26 > 0:16:30what the school would be like without Porter Jackson.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32If Porter Jackson leaves this school,

0:16:32 > 0:16:35then a bright, shining star dims at Bennett High.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38The cafeteria food will taste blander,

0:16:38 > 0:16:40the school bell will ring duller,

0:16:40 > 0:16:43the library will be too quiet.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47But if Porter Jackson stays, then Bennett High will shine on.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Shine on, Bennett High, shine on.

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Carl, that was beautiful.

0:16:55 > 0:16:58So, Mr Jackson, on the bottom line there.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Oh, thank you very much.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Hold that pen!

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You got to fight fire with fire.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20Hello, Principal Malone.

0:17:20 > 0:17:24- I'm Porsha Jackson, Porter's mom. - Lovely to meet you.

0:17:24 > 0:17:26This is a surprise.

0:17:26 > 0:17:27I'd say so.

0:17:27 > 0:17:29Oh, my Artie bear! Come here!

0:17:32 > 0:17:35OK. OK.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37That's, that's too much now.

0:17:37 > 0:17:41OK, OK... OK... OK!

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Oh, and my favourite nephew. Carl, give me a hug too!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Gimme a hug.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02Is the rumour true? Brittany's apologising to everyone?

0:18:02 > 0:18:06She really wants to make the Gobsmack music video.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10Or she can't handle being unpopular. Either way, it's kind of sweet.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Girls, I'm so sorry.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15I'm sorry.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20It will never happen again.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Hi, Jane.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I wanted to officially apologise about my rude behaviour

0:18:24 > 0:18:26during the music video.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I appreciate how hard you were working

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- to make it great. - Wow! Thanks, Brittany.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'm trying to see things

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- from other people's perspectives. Like you said.- Brittany,

0:18:34 > 0:18:37I think you've really turned a corner.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41You know, we still have four hours until we have to upload the video

0:18:41 > 0:18:44for the Gobsmack contest. We can still do this.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46But you'll do most of it, right?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Always the kidder.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Now, that is acting.

0:18:51 > 0:18:55I think we need to sign Porter's transfer now.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Oh, not so fast! I've got some great news.

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Arthur's company's building a new plant in Bulgaria.

0:19:01 > 0:19:06- And the best part, Arthur's been named supervisor.- Congratulations.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10Yes, that's fantastic. I think we should pack Porter's bags now.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11He is going to love Bulgaria.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14But Porter's really enjoying his time here at Bennett High.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17We don't want to be traipsing him all over.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Oh, yes, but what better way to learn it then to study there?

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Isn't that right, Principal Malone? - Absolutely.

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Every teenager needs a stable high school experience.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Right, Principal Malone?- Absolutely.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35In a situation where neither one of us wants to lose face,

0:19:35 > 0:19:38we sit back quietly and give everything time.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Don't we, Arthur?

0:19:45 > 0:19:47Oh, wow, look at the time. A minute to Denise.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Ha, ha, ha!

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Porter can stay.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Nice work, Porsha!

0:19:55 > 0:19:56Carl!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Argh!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Don't mind my Arthur.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Well, that was dramatic, wasn't it? That settles it, I guess.

0:20:05 > 0:20:07Porter stays at Bennett High.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14# Gob-go, hey yo

0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Crave a snack for on the go!

0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Break it down, jump around

0:20:19 > 0:20:23# The best in town! Oh, yeah! #

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- What is this?- They must be shooting the Gobsmack commercial.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28Find the most creative use for Gobsmack.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Gelatine cubes?- I guess so.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32- Let's get in there.- All right.

0:20:32 > 0:20:35# Gob-go, hey, yo

0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Greatest snack for on the go

0:20:37 > 0:20:39# Break it down, jump around

0:20:39 > 0:20:41# Giant grape, the best in town

0:20:41 > 0:20:45# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. #

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Gobsmacked!

0:21:01 > 0:21:03# Break it down, jump around

0:21:03 > 0:21:05# Giant grape, the best in town. #