All Lizards Go to Heaven, Part 1

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05Please eat some lettuce, Mr Phibian.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07A lizard can't live on crickets alone.

0:00:07 > 0:00:11- Amy's a carnivore, Becky.- No, he's just upset I'm leaving him.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Becky, we'll be late for tap class.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16But Mom, Mr Phibian's on a hunger strike.

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Don't worry, I'll make sure he eats.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Should I write out instructions for you?

0:00:20 > 0:00:23Duh, da food goes in da mouth, right?

0:00:23 > 0:00:26OK. Just make sure you burp him after you feed him,

0:00:26 > 0:00:27or else he gets hiccups.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Talk to him about anything -

0:00:29 > 0:00:32he likes to hear voices, so he knows he's not alone.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Yeah, yeah, sure, dinner and a chit-chat.

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Mr Phibian, you should see the epic beat-down I'm laying on Porter now.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41You're going down, Jackson.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44- Montclaire...- Oh!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- Total Pwnage - you just got beat! - Oh, no!

0:00:48 > 0:00:53- Uh-oh.- What? Oh, Mr Phibian.- No, no, no, no!

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Becky left his cage open. Is he dead?

0:00:55 > 0:00:58Not breathing, head on the wrong way. Smart money's on dead.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02Man, I killed Becky's lizard! She will never, ever forgive me.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04We'll fix this, we'll find a pet shop and...

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- BECKY:- I forgot my tap shoes. > - Tap shoes?

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Mr Phibian, is Carl taking good care of you?- Oh, yeah, you betcha.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20He was just feeling, um, a little gassy, so I burped him.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24CARL SIGHS

0:01:24 > 0:01:27You are a life saver, Porter, both reptile and human.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29THUNDER CRASHES

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Angels, you all heard that measurable transgression alarm.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37I've already triangulated the source of the regeneration magic.

0:01:37 > 0:01:41The exact location remains elusive. As does the culprit.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42But not for long.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45I'm going down to Earth to investigate.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm feeling a little investigatey.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51Investigatey, the desire to investigate.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- It's a word, trust me, it's a word! - THUNDER CRASHES

0:01:55 > 0:01:58Are we expecting rain?

0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Let's give it one more shot

0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Let's give it everything we've got

0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Cos if we get it right

0:02:11 > 0:02:16# Then we will surely conquer the world

0:02:16 > 0:02:21- # Hey!- I've got my wings from an angel

0:02:21 > 0:02:24# Now we're wingin' it all the time

0:02:24 > 0:02:26# I'm giving the wings to an angel

0:02:26 > 0:02:30# Oh the wings of an angel

0:02:30 > 0:02:33# Now we gotta learn to fly. #

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Suffering Seraphims! This is terrible!- What's popping, Dr Kasabi?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51What's popping is, I just got this memo from upstairs.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Agent 45 will be arriving momentarily.- Who's agent 45?

0:02:54 > 0:02:59I'm Agent 45. Agent One, too wimpy. Agent Two, too slow.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Agent Three, he's OK but lacks initiative.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Agent Four, I think you get the point.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09It took 45 tries to get it right. Meet Mr Right.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14He's the top man (at the ABI.)

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Angel Bureau of Investigations.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19So, it's like the FBI, but with the word "Angel"?

0:03:19 > 0:03:21Why don't you guys ever come up with your own ideas?

0:03:21 > 0:03:23The ABI's been around longer.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27If he's coming here to investigate, something really big and bad has happened.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Is there anything you two want to tell me? Anything at all?

0:03:31 > 0:03:35I brought the lizard back to life for Becky, for Carl,

0:03:35 > 0:03:39for the lizard. I mean, he was just being a lizard, it's not his fault.

0:03:39 > 0:03:43Because Carl over-celebrates when he wins doesn't mean everyone has to suffer.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46That vest is quite becoming, Dr Kasabi.

0:03:46 > 0:03:52Oh, thank you, you know, I got this when I... Besides that. Carl?

0:03:52 > 0:03:57A vest is a vest. No sleeves. It's like half a shirt. It's a very nice vest.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00You two need to take this seriously.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04What the...? Agent 45, welcome to Bennett High.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07- Dr Kasabi, I have no time for pleasantries.- Of course not.

0:04:07 > 0:04:12This is Porter Jackson, the AIT I supervise, and his assignment Carl Montclaire.

0:04:12 > 0:04:17- What did you miss when I said I had no time for pleasantries?- Eh, all of it, I guess.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Porter and his human may go.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26And while I'm conducting my investigation

0:04:26 > 0:04:28I think I'll be using your office here as my HQ.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31- Certainly, you may. - I wasn't asking for your permission.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- Well, no, and I wasn't giving it! - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:04:34 > 0:04:36May I ask the nature of your visit?

0:04:36 > 0:04:41My prime suspect for the illegal use of regeneration magic is Porter Jackson.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Preposterous. If you think it's Porter, why didn't you ask him?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46You know no AIT can lie to you.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Let me give you three reasons why not.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52One, a good investigator only asks questions he already knows the answers to.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Two, here at the ABI, we do things our own way.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59I don't tell you how to hand out pamphlets here

0:04:59 > 0:05:01in your little Guidance Counsellor office.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04What's the third reason you're not asking Porter?

0:05:04 > 0:05:06It's just not as much fun that way.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09I'll start building my case against Porter Jackson

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- by interviewing all of his friends. - About?

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Get out.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18And take this with you, it's hideous.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Already gone.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23Killer 48, hut, hut, hut!

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Delvecchio, you got game.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- Serge has game for weeks!- Yeah.

0:05:33 > 0:05:36I'm scouting for the University of Nothing But Sports.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41- Nice! UNBS! I've heard of you guys. - Yeah. Well, we're looking at another kid, Porter Jackson?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Is Porter a team player or does he play by his own rules?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48- Depends what sport we're talking about.- Whatever you want, you pick.

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- I pick rugby.- Then rugby it is.

0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Porter doesn't play rugby. - Let's start from the top.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59- I can do a Frahnch accent like dis! - Magnifique!

0:05:59 > 0:06:03- I can do a Rrrussian accent like zis!- Wunderbar!

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I can do a Scottish... - I've heard enough, I really have.

0:06:07 > 0:06:11- Have you ever thought about becoming a famous actress?- Oh! Every minute of my life.

0:06:11 > 0:06:17Well, as the top talent scout for the Hollywood agency Nothing But Stars, I can make that happen.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Is there anyone else around here who has your kind of acting talent?

0:06:20 > 0:06:24You know, someone that can make a lie sound like the truth?

0:06:24 > 0:06:26Porter Jackson perhaps?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28There are no other students like me.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Let me prove it to you. Here's my Hollywood smile.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Like your stuff, it's good, real good.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm staffing a new paper, Nothing But The Truth?

0:06:38 > 0:06:43- I'll need a reporter who's good around an adverb. Interested? - I might be.- Test question.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Go.- If I were to write an expose on Porter Jackson, what would the headline be?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Really Nice Guy, colon, Really Nice All The Time?

0:06:50 > 0:06:55- Or would it be Not Nice Guy, colon, Not Nice, Not Even One Time.- Wow!

0:06:55 > 0:06:59- Catchy headlines, I can see why you need reporters.- Answer the question!

0:06:59 > 0:07:00I already did.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08- Strawberry.- Yes.- Chocolate.- Good. - Chocolate-chocolate-chip.- Very good.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- Pralines and cream.- Terrific.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Milly Vanilla!- Fantastic!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Berry fudge.- Wow!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- Pumpkin.- Unbelievable!

0:07:17 > 0:07:21Your level of ice-cream flavour recognition is unsurpassed.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- I can taste with my eyes. - I can see that.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Now, as a recruiter for the Nothing But Scoops ice-cream chain

0:07:27 > 0:07:30you would be a perfect fit as our new flavour taster.

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Now, I'm looking at another possible flavour taster, Porter Jackson?

0:07:34 > 0:07:39Does he enjoy ice-cream, or does he prefer tampering with the immutable laws of the universe?

0:07:39 > 0:07:43Porter likes pralines and cream. I'm not a fan but I could fake it.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Me too!- So did I get the job yet?

0:07:45 > 0:07:46We'll call you.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Would you say Porter Jackson is good at magic?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Well! Well, Porter's no Houdini, that's for sure.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58I'd say he's more like a street magician.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Is Porter Jackson capable of regeneration magic?

0:08:01 > 0:08:09Um, well, um...you know, I'm not even sure what regeneration magic is.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ohh...

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Oh!

0:08:18 > 0:08:23Don't play dumb with me. That's when something dies and magic brings it back to life.

0:08:23 > 0:08:30And Porter Jackson is the only person in this immediate vicinity capable of such magic. Isn't he?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Um, well, there's this guy in the library who does card tricks.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Very quietly, he always finishes with ta-da!

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'm talking about angels, ta-da!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44Come on, there's got to be some angels around here other than Porter.

0:08:44 > 0:08:49Of course! I'm forgetting about that special AIT, what's her name again?

0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Dorothy...Denver...Digby...- Denise?

0:08:53 > 0:08:58- Bingo!- No, no, no, Denise was probably busy magically changing people's hairstyles

0:08:58 > 0:09:02or makings zombie doubles, or impersonating somebody's parents.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- There's always something going on with her.- Thank you.- But not this!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08That's why I couldn't get any evidence on Porter Jackson,

0:09:08 > 0:09:12even with all my interviews. Denise is the culprit.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Wait! That's not what I meant!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- What's going on? Who are you?- Agent 45 of the ABI. You're under arrest.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23- But I didn't do anything. ..Carl, help!- No, no, no!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27Wait, wait, no! What have I done?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31BELL RINGS

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Carl! Want to go grab a pizza slice? I've got a coupon.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Of course, but there's something I've got to tell you about Denise.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Denise has been arrested for using regeneration magic.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- Denise has been arrested for... what he said.- I have to go sort this mess out.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48What did you say to Agent 45?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51I was trying to get his attention off you and I accidentally put it on her.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53He snapped handcuffs on her and took her away.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57I can't let Denise go down for something I did. Even if she is annoying.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00- Well, we've got to come up with a plan, then.- You got it.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07NO SPEECH

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Hello?- Hi, hi, now I can hear you.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Dr C, they say I illegally used regeneration magic, but I didn't!

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Is there anything you might have done wrong?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27That's a long list, but nothing that warrants landing in here.

0:10:27 > 0:10:31I believe you, Denise, and I'll do everything I can to clear your name.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Well, hurry up, the only thing I'm guilty of is being bored.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37And my magic doesn't even work. Look.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41There should be a chocolate cake in front of me with a file in it so I can break out of here.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44This jail is surrounded by a magic suppression field.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Don't worry, Denise, just try to make the best of it. Everything's going to be fine.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54PHONE RINGS

0:10:55 > 0:11:01Hello? No, I do not want to change my long-distance provider!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Here's the plan. We'll tell them the lizard died of a heart attack

0:11:04 > 0:11:07or food-poisoning, and you were trying to revive it.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10- I'm with you.- And I magicked up a light so you could see better.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Of course, why wouldn't you?- But the magic bounced off the lizard... - Ding, right off.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- That set off the alarm upstairs.- Yep.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19While you were giving him mouth-to-mouth.

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- Wait, what was the last part? - While you were giving mou...

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Mouth to mouth?! Agent 45's going to want proof that I can do it.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30No, no, no, no... Yeah, he will.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34You are so going to jail.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39So, I assume you guys heard that I got picked up by a talent scout?

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Me too, but for sports.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Me three, but for ice-cream!

0:11:42 > 0:11:47Well then, I'll write a story on all three of you when I'm the editor of a big newspaper.

0:11:48 > 0:11:52Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Bennett High Film Festival.

0:11:52 > 0:11:53CROWD CHEERS

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Our first star is Brittany Hanson.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Can I've your autograph?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59And now, Serge Delvecchio!

0:11:59 > 0:12:00Woo!

0:12:02 > 0:12:05And it's the ice-cream man!

0:12:09 > 0:12:14Hey, it's quite a coincidence that we were all discovered on the same day.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Does anyone else find that suspicious?- No.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Just you.- Not really. - Mm, we should look into it.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22OK, I'll a look into it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25And while you're at it, can you look into why they call it a red carpet?

0:12:25 > 0:12:28And why is the carpet outside?

0:12:28 > 0:12:33# Nobody knows the trouble I've seen Nobody knows my sorrow... #

0:12:33 > 0:12:37What is this place? Where are you taking me? I didn't do anything, I didn't!

0:12:41 > 0:12:46Marsha, I haven't seen you since the Middle Ages. What happened?

0:12:46 > 0:12:48I was trimming my feathers on one side

0:12:48 > 0:12:51and then I started trimming them on the other side to even it out,

0:12:51 > 0:12:55and then before I knew it I had one wing and one nub.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Isn't it an offence to destroy an angel wing?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01I tried to get away but all I could do was fly in circles.

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- They finally caught me over Egypt. - SHE SOBS

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- What are you in for? - Regeneration magic.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12- That's the worst!- I know!

0:13:12 > 0:13:16But I guess...you got to bend the rules sometimes, right?

0:13:16 > 0:13:17I didn't do it, half-wing!

0:13:17 > 0:13:20I understand, I understand. They might be listening.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22I hope they are!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25I'm innocent, you hear me? Innocent!

0:13:30 > 0:13:34I think I actually believe you, which is rare for me.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Shocking, the guy whose speciality is deception has trust issues.

0:13:38 > 0:13:44You know, that's quite often the case but either way, we will get to the truth, won't we?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- I don't think I can do this. - Don't worry, I've got a bottle of mouthwash on standby.

0:13:56 > 0:13:59- No, I mean I think my lips are too big.- Try blowing on it.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02- I did, it just made it mad. - Come on, Carl, do it for me.

0:14:10 > 0:14:12HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:14:12 > 0:14:13I really hope that's my hair!

0:14:13 > 0:14:16Who am I kidding? This plan won't work.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18- Now you decide that?! - I decided a few minutes ago.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20I just needed to see you kissing a lizard.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24We weren't kissing, it was clinical. So what do we do now?

0:14:25 > 0:14:32Well, I can't let Denise take the fall for me, so I'm going to confess, even if it means getting expelled.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35- From school? - No, from being an angel.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Great, having you as a human won't be so bad.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41- We can hang out all the time. - No, Carl, you'll never see me again.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Then don't confess.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm sorry, but I have to.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50OK, look, I'll kiss the lizard again!

0:14:58 > 0:15:00That's why I used magic on the lizard.

0:15:00 > 0:15:04He was only doing it to help me and Becky and the lizard. He helped so many.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Porter, why didn't you tell me this in the first place?

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- I didn't want to drag you into it. - Your days as an AIT are numbered.

0:15:10 > 0:15:15I'm calling a special tribunal and with your confession, you should be a slam dunk.

0:15:18 > 0:15:23Porter Jackson, you're under arrest for the illegal use of regeneration magic.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28- No!- Oh, this is the worst thing that could have happened.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Second worst. I'd to kiss a lizard.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39- In you go.- I should have known you had something to do with this!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Sorry, Denise, I didn't know they'd arrest you.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45- I'll never get an AIT assignment after this.- Don't worry, I told them

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- it was me and that they'd the wrong AIT.- Was it you?

0:15:47 > 0:15:51No, I'm just in jail chilling with my nemesis! Of course it was me.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54You realise they're going to expel you? You'll never see Carl again.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56No biggy.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Living with Carl is no picnic.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02He takes forever in the bathroom and I've never seen someone go through more body spray.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04Am I going to miss Porter?

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Not a chance! Hey, I don't have to share my room any more.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10I mean, for an angel, that guy snores like a freight train.

0:16:10 > 0:16:13He always asks me to beam him places, like I'm his chauffeur.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15He chews with his mouth open.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19- And he always eat the whole apple. I'm talking stem and core. - His magic is always messing up.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23Although we did have some pretty good times.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25He was always there for me.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27BOTH: OK, I'm going to miss him.

0:16:30 > 0:16:35What's the matter, Carl? Are you going to eat your dinner or push your peas around the plate?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37I'm not hungry, but it's good.

0:16:37 > 0:16:41- Yeah, the peas aren't frozen this time.- I like to them that way, crunchy.

0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I made dessert!- Oh...

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Imagine I have a friend who's in trouble.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49OK, so I'll imagine you have a friend.

0:16:49 > 0:16:53OK, so let's say something I did got him or her in trouble.

0:16:53 > 0:16:59- Sounds like you.- But I can't do anything about it because they're far, far away from here.- Where?

0:16:59 > 0:17:03- Iceland.- Well, it's already midnight in Iceland, so this can wait until tomorrow.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Voila!

0:17:06 > 0:17:11- Apple pie!- Mum, you left the plastic wrap on again.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13I don't want this to go to trial, Porter.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Why don't you just co-operate and make it easy on yourself?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- I prefer the hard way, thanks. - I don't like your attitude.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23- We don't like your breath.- What?! - Suck a breath mint.- Or an egg.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27Dude, now your hands are going to smell.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Oh, no, no, no! Both my kids are in jail.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yeah, right where they belong.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34You can't charge them both for the same offence.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39You're right. Why don't we just charge you. After all, they are your kids.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Bring it on!- Oh, I will!- Ugh!

0:17:42 > 0:17:44I had a tuna sandwich, OK?!

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Look, Porter confessed, so let Denise go.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49- Fine!- Finally!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53It was nice knowing you, Porter. Later, Agent tuna-mouth.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57I'll see you two at the tribunal.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Oh...bring it on.

0:17:59 > 0:18:02You already said that.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I couldn't think of another thing to say. I do not like that guy.

0:18:05 > 0:18:11# The wind in my hair I haven't a care

0:18:11 > 0:18:15# Because I have a new car... #

0:18:15 > 0:18:17THEY GASP AND GRUNT

0:18:17 > 0:18:19One at a time.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22What's the problem?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23ALL TALK AT ONCE

0:18:23 > 0:18:25One. At. A time.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- We...- Want...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29- To...- Know... - Oh, for Pete's sakes!

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Will one of you speak all at once, and let that one be Jane.

0:18:32 > 0:18:37- So, we're all psyched about all of these talent scouts who've offered us all jobs.- Talent scouts?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I didn't authorise talent scouts.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43You've got to know the sports scout? He's the one with eyes and the hair.

0:18:43 > 0:18:44And the ice-cream scout.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46He has a neck and skin.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48I took a picture of my talent scout.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57- That's the newspaper editor! - And the coach!

0:18:57 > 0:18:59And your battery's low. You should find an outlet.

0:18:59 > 0:19:03- I'm afraid you've been duped.- Duped?!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07You kids are young, you have your whole lives ahead of you.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10But you might want to work at being a little more savvy.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13- It means smart, Serge. - OK, sure thing.

0:19:14 > 0:19:19Thank you for answering my questions about Porter, Principal Malone. Pick a car.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21A convertible, can I have a convertible?

0:19:21 > 0:19:25Any car you want. Call the number there and we'll deliver it fully loaded and free.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28I can already feel the wind in my hair...

0:19:30 > 0:19:32HE SOBS

0:19:36 > 0:19:38We're still here, sir.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Just feeling your pain.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58This place looks a lot different than Angel Court.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Angel Court is a sideshow compared to this.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04The Angel Tribunal only convenes once every few thousand years.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I guess I'd better bring my A-game.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09I think you'd better bring your A through Z game!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11I got you. HAMMER RAPS

0:20:11 > 0:20:12This tribunal has come to order.

0:20:12 > 0:20:17Porter Jackson, you have confessed to illegal use of regeneration magic.

0:20:17 > 0:20:22The tribunal will hear your case and discuss an appropriate punishment.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Call your first witness.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27First witness? Er...

0:20:27 > 0:20:30My first witness is...

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Carl Montclaire.

0:20:39 > 0:20:41- CARL MUMBLES - What did he say?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh! Ugh!

0:20:45 > 0:20:47I said I need to spit.

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