All Lizards Go to Heaven, Part 2

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03'Previously on Wingin It.'

0:00:03 > 0:00:06- You're going down, Jackson. - No, I'm not.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Oh! You have been de...

0:00:08 > 0:00:10SQUISH

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- Uh-oh.- What? - Man, I killed Becky's lizard!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20OK, angels, we all just heard that magical transgression alarm.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23My suspect for the use of regeneration magic

0:00:23 > 0:00:25is none other than Porter Jackson.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27There's got to be angels other than Porter.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29I'm innocent! You hear me?

0:00:29 > 0:00:32I'm going to confess, even if I get expelled.

0:00:32 > 0:00:34- From school? - No, from being an angel.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36You'll never see me again.

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Call your first witness.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Carl Montclaire.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# Let's give it one more shot

0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Let's give it everything you've got

0:00:53 > 0:00:56# Cos if we get it right

0:00:56 > 0:01:02# We will surely conquer the world

0:01:02 > 0:01:03# Hey!

0:01:03 > 0:01:06# I got my wings from an angel

0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Now we're in it all the time

0:01:09 > 0:01:12# I'm giving wings to an angel

0:01:12 > 0:01:15# On the wings of an angel

0:01:15 > 0:01:18# Now we've got to learn to fly. #

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Quiet down! Quiet down! Everybody be quiet!

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Bringing a human up here is absolutely against the rules.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32This is madness! The court will adjourn

0:01:32 > 0:01:35until we can find some way of dealing with this...

0:01:35 > 0:01:37- This...- Carl.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39This Carl.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42One minute, I'm brushing my pearly whites, the next,

0:01:42 > 0:01:46I'm at the pearly gates. Good thing I took a shower first.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Wait, did I leave the water running?

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Porter is skating on thin ice beaming up Carl as a witness.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54A human hasn't set foot up here since Ezekiel.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Porter doesn't know what he's doing.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58I know exactly what I'm doing.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Carl is the perfect character witness.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03He's a fun-loving, lizard-kissing, pyjama-clad,

0:02:03 > 0:02:05baby-faced, one-way ticket out of this mess.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10Wow, everything's so white.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Cleaning bills up here must be huge.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15So, why did you bring me up here?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I need you to explain to them how essential it was

0:02:17 > 0:02:19that I brought Becky's lizard back to life.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21- You're a persuasive guy.- I am?

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Remember when you got me to try yoga?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm not supposed to bend this way.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Ah, I'm holding the book upside down.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33All right, I'll do it. Can you magic me up some pants?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Magic doesn't work in jail. Besides, pyjamas make you seem... Pathetic.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39You mean sympathetic?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Whatever you need. Remember to occasionally pout,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44and if you feel the need to tear up, don't be shy.

0:02:44 > 0:02:46A well-timed, "Aw, shucks," goes a long way.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Aw, shucks!

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Save it for the stand, pyjama boy.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- Hello, Carl.- Aw, shucks!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Is it true that your sister Becky has a pet lizard?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Objection! Alleged lizard.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Alleged?- OK, it's a real lizard but I just wanted to say "alleged".

0:03:03 > 0:03:07Was there an incident last week involving Porter Jackson

0:03:07 > 0:03:09and this alleged lizard?

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Aw, shucks, I don't know what you're talking about, Mr.

0:03:14 > 0:03:18Oh, just so you know, we have a built-in lie-detector up here.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Every time you lie, your body twitches.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23The bigger the lie, the bigger the twitch.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26Well, that's just swell, ma'am.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31I was being sarcastic. I thought it'd be funny.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Come on, I knew it wouldn't be funny. I was just stalling.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42I move to dismiss this witness. His testimony's too shaky.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43You can't dismiss your witness.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46That's like blessing yourself when you sneeze.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- May I continue?- Please.

0:03:48 > 0:03:53Carl, would you say that Porter Jackson is a good AIT?

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- Er, I can honestly say that he's the best- I- ever had.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Do you two get along all the time?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03No, we argue about almost everything.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06- Has Porter ever been reckless in his use of magic?- Constantly.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Should I cry now?- No, I got it.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18There is nothing heavenly about how little I got to eat in jail.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Hi, Sarah. Hi, Michael. I'm back.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Hey, Brittany. Hey, Serge. - We need Porter's help.

0:04:25 > 0:04:27What's the problem?

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- I think that this looks cooler. - I think this looks cooler.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35- Well, I think... - Shh, only Porter can settle this. He has the last word in cool.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Let's keep looking.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40He's easy to spot - he looks like Porter. Thanks for nothing, Bernice.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42My name is Denise!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- Hey, Denise.- Thank you.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45You're welcome for whatever you think it's for.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48Have you seen Carl? We've been looking for him all day.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Nope, I haven't seen Carl, but I've been away for a while. I was...

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Great! Anyway, if you see Carl let us know.- See you later, Doug.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57It's Denise!

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I need a few moments to confer with my lawyer.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06Ah, finally decided to lawyer up, did you? Wise move.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08My lawyer is Dr Cassabi.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Ooh, Dr Cassa... Dr Cassabi?!

0:05:10 > 0:05:11That's rich.

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Me, a lawyer? I'm not qualified.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16My only legal training is watching old movies.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Being my lawyer, you can't testify against me.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22Game changer.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26I realize Porter Jackson has already confessed

0:05:26 > 0:05:28to using regeneration magic,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31but, as his lawyer,

0:05:31 > 0:05:34I move that this entire trial be dismissed.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36On what grounds?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40What grounds?

0:05:40 > 0:05:43Well, there are no grounds. That's why it's a mistrial.

0:05:43 > 0:05:47I'm sorry, you just said there are no grounds for a mistrial.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Hung jury.- There is no jury.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Objection!

0:05:53 > 0:05:57I am the one with an objection to your ridiculous courtroom theatrics!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00And, furthermore, hereto,

0:06:00 > 0:06:02if this continues, I will find you out of order.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05No, you are out of order.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08This tribunal is out of order.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11The vending machine in the lobby is out of order.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13There's a bag of pretzels that I paid for

0:06:13 > 0:06:16that are just dangling on that metal ring thingy.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20So, I ask you, who are the real criminals?

0:06:20 > 0:06:22This court owes me a bag of pretzels,

0:06:22 > 0:06:27which, I will gladly exchange for the release of one Porter Jackson.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31The defence rests.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34What are you doing?

0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's OK, I went to the cafeteria and got myself another bag of chips.

0:06:37 > 0:06:39- It's all good. - And what about my case?

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, yeah, here's the kicker.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45I demand justice!

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You call THIS justice?

0:06:49 > 0:06:50I got my pretzels.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02# Nobody knows The trouble I've seen

0:07:02 > 0:07:08# Nobody knows my sorrow... #

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- You have to stop that, sir. - Yeah, that is really bad.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13I was just trying to lighten things up.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Carl Montclaire, get over here.

0:07:17 > 0:07:18You're free to go.

0:07:18 > 0:07:20You know what, I'm good. I think I'll hang out here.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23When I say you're free to go, you go.

0:07:23 > 0:07:27It's not a hotel, even though there are chocolates on the pillow.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30Can they at least have a moment to say goodbye?

0:07:30 > 0:07:31Make it quick.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34So, I'll see you again soon, right?

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Yeah, sure. I mean, you still owe me five bucks.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Take care, man.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45You're embarrassing yourself.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Almost as much as you're embarrassing me.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh! Carl, you scared me.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- Sorry, Mom.- Hey.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Are you crying?

0:07:58 > 0:08:01No, it's probably just allergies and carpet dust.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Well, you're welcome to pick up the vacuum once in a while, too.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Hey, Becks. How's Mr Phibian doing?

0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Yeah, he's dead. - What?! What happened?

0:08:12 > 0:08:15Cricket fought back. What you going to do?

0:08:15 > 0:08:16So, that's it?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Don't worry, Carl, all lizards go to heaven.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23I wish I could go to heaven so I could help Porter.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26I can't get up there myself. I need help.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28Lots of help.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31That's it.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Mom, I've got to meet somebody.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34But you're in your pyjamas.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37It's the latest thing.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I don't like it either. Brittany sets trends by force.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44I could hardly wait to finally get the goods on Porter.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Wrapping up this case will be a real feather in my cap,

0:08:47 > 0:08:50and that cap already has a lot of feathers.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52So many feathers, it matches my wings.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Mr Jackson, let's get right to the point.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57An angel who knows what he wants. Very admirable.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00May I say, that white is very flattering. Is it vanilla?

0:09:00 > 0:09:02It's eggshell, actually. Wait a second!

0:09:02 > 0:09:05You're trying to divert attention away from yourself.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Very insightful observation, sir.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10- May I say, that you're very good... - Enough!

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Would it be fair to say that you tried to frame Denise Simmons

0:09:15 > 0:09:17in a blatant attempt to get rid of her?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19That is not true.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23And yet, it is common knowledge that you despise Miss Simmons

0:09:23 > 0:09:26almost as much as Ms Stern here despises Dr Cassabi.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Objection! - Overruled. I do despise you.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Denise annoys me. Despise is a very strong word.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Oh, numbskull, dipstick, dingleberry!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Language, please.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Those are some of the words you've used

0:09:41 > 0:09:43to describe Denise in the past year.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Objection! What does this have to do with the lizard?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Objection sustained.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51- Really? What do you know?- Where is this line of questioning going?

0:09:51 > 0:09:53This testimony points out Porter's character,

0:09:53 > 0:09:55of which I'm still very doubtful.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Hmm, I'll allow it.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58So close!

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Not really.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03Denise and I have our differences. It's because we're so alike.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06So much alike that you attempted to get rid of the competition?

0:10:06 > 0:10:07How low.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09No further questions.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Let's stop for a short recess.

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Have you seen Porter? - No, have you seen Carl?- No.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20I drew this wanted poster to help find them.

0:10:20 > 0:10:22I can't figure out why it's not working, though.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Hey, guys.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25It worked!

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Carl, we've been looking all over for you. Did you sleep in?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I didn't even have time to change.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32Just came straight here in my pyjamas.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's an improvement. At least you're not wearing plaid.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, have you guys seen Denise?

0:10:37 > 0:10:40That's her name. I knew it had something with an "ise" in it.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42- Where is she? - I think she's at Mama Bee's.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43OK, thanks. Got to go.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Carl's terrible at joyful reunions.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Do you think they'll go easy on me?

0:10:51 > 0:10:57- If ever there is a place to expect mercy, this is it.- Porter Jackson.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01We have discussed your transgressions at length.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03Must have had a few laughs, huh?

0:11:03 > 0:11:05The tribunal can rule one of two ways.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Option one.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09You can be put on probation and allowed to work as an AIT...

0:11:09 > 0:11:11We'll take it! No need to hear option two.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Enough of this lip-flappery! My mouth is still moving, I am still speaking.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Option two...

0:11:18 > 0:11:20..expulsion!

0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Denise.- No, I have not seen Porter!

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- I'm not looking for Porter, I'm looking for you.- Finally!

0:11:29 > 0:11:32Sit, have a slice. Let's talk, pick a topic.

0:11:32 > 0:11:33Politics? The weather?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36People who wear pyjamas in the middle of the day?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38What do you want to talk about?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- Porter.- Get out.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Porter's about to be expelled.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Not my problem.- No, it's my problem.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48I was the one that ratted you out to Agent 45, not Porter.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You did what?!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'll explain later. Porter needs your help.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I am so sick of hearing Porter this and Porter that.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Then do it for me. Help Carl.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01Why would I want to help the guy who put me in jail?

0:12:03 > 0:12:08There are rare instances when an infraction is just too great.

0:12:08 > 0:12:14Using illegal regeneration magic is one of those instances.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16The tribunal has no choice.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Porter Jackson, you are expelled!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Getting expelled means you can't stay here.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24But you can't stay on earth either.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Like in between two girls fighting over you?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29No, like in between two parties when you're not invited.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32You're banished to the planet of banishment.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35- Does it have Wi-Fi? - Yeah, but nobody knows the password.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Any final words, Porter?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40Marmalade.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- Marmalade?- I'm sorry, marmalade?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Yeah, I mean...

0:12:45 > 0:12:49I've heard it used before, but I never used it myself so...

0:12:49 > 0:12:51Marmalade.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55Marmalade. Interesting choice.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58But I'm afraid it won't get you out of this...jam!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00THEY LAUGH

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I'll toast to that.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04What?

0:13:05 > 0:13:06No toasting.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08I'll let you say your final goodbyes,

0:13:08 > 0:13:11and then, you are expelled forever!

0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Don't beam away again. - I can't believe you got me arrested.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20First, I'm going to refuse to help you.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Then, I'll point out that only an idiot wears pyjamas to school.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25Then, I'll shake my head and go...

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Tut-tut-tut.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29I'm really sorry, but Porter really needs your help.

0:13:29 > 0:13:32- I really don't give a hang. - What can I do to convince you?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Nothing.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36No, no, no, you hesitated. Come on, tell me.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38OK...

0:13:38 > 0:13:41I want to see you dance.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Dance is an age-old form of non-verbal communication.

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I want to see what message is communicated

0:13:46 > 0:13:48by a desperate guy in his pyjamas.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Dance? - You heard me, dance. Here, now.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- In front of all these people? - We're waiting.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03Come on, shake those hips. Shake them good.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08Not much communication, but still fun to watch.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10Is this really necessary?

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- As necessary as you eating a platter of eclairs.- Wait, what?

0:14:14 > 0:14:16The eclair is a custard-filled pastry

0:14:16 > 0:14:18that originated in France in the 19th century.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Very tasty, very messy.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Eat, dance, repeat.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- OK.- Ah, no hands.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33And now a dash of yodelling.

0:14:34 > 0:14:36I don't know a thing about yodelling,

0:14:36 > 0:14:38except that it goes with dancing and eclairs.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Yodel-eh-hee-hoo!

0:14:41 > 0:14:44Keep up the yodelling,

0:14:44 > 0:14:46and shoving eclairs in your yodel hole.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49Carl Montclaire dancing, eating eclairs,

0:14:49 > 0:14:51and yodelling, equals cute.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55Yodel-eh, yodel-eh... Will you help me now?

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- One more thing.- What?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00You have to take me on a date.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- Say what?!- No, no...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Fine, but there will be no yodelling, no dancing,

0:15:05 > 0:15:07and we're not going for dessert.

0:15:07 > 0:15:09Fair enough. What's the plan?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Porter Jackson, it's been a pleasure.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I wish you the very best of luck.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Thanks a lot, Dr Cassabi.

0:15:24 > 0:15:25I appreciate it.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I'm going to miss you, right?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Into oblivion.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46What's that?

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Stop!

0:15:50 > 0:15:54Bring him back. We have important information.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Try harder!

0:15:55 > 0:15:57I am.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02That was close.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I'm sorry to interrupt,

0:16:04 > 0:16:07but I really need to say something to the tribunal.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Porter Jackson has a reputation as being a rebel,

0:16:10 > 0:16:12but he's not the only angel to break the rule.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13I can prove it.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Ready?- For our date? - No, for the plan.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18Oh. Observe.

0:16:20 > 0:16:22This butterfly is dead.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25Alive, ta-da!

0:16:25 > 0:16:26GASPING

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- Not again. - Denise should be expelled, too.

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Wait, wait.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Denise beamed me all over the world so that I could talk to AITs.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35It turns out they all had a moment

0:16:35 > 0:16:39where they wished they could've used regeneration magic for a human.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Porter Jackson was the first AIT to be compassionate enough to do it.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46So, Carl asked them if they'd come here today on Porter's behalf.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52All these AITs believe in Porter Jackson.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54This AIT just brought this hawk back to life.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56It flew into a building.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59None of its chicks would have survived.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01I just brought a party back to life.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03- What, by leaving?- Yeah.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06I just brought this cat back to life - ten times.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Sure, the first nine lives are easy, but the last one, hard stuff.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13SHE SPEAKS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE

0:17:13 > 0:17:15What? What? What is she saying?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18She just brought a dead language back.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23I just brought these shoulder-pads back in style.

0:17:25 > 0:17:26Need more evidence?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Turtle - back to life. Bunny - back to life.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Goldfish - back to life.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Look, Miss Stern,

0:17:33 > 0:17:36there's regeneration magic happening all over the planet.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37It's outrageous.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40OK, enough, enough.

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Quiet!

0:17:41 > 0:17:43What is this all about, Carl?

0:17:43 > 0:17:47Take a look around you, Miss Stern. What do you see?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49AITs from all over the world, a human boy,

0:17:49 > 0:17:53- shoulder-pads that shouldn't have seen the light of day.- Continue.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57All of us, every single one of us, are here because of Porter Jackson.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59- Even Denise is here. She hates the guy.- True.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03Porter Jackson was sent to earth to help me become popular,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05and I still have a long way to go.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- Hey, you're doing better than me. - Well...

0:18:07 > 0:18:11Whatever it is Porter did, it doesn't justify being banished.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14None of us feel the punishment fits the crime.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18So, if you're going to expel Porter, you'll have to expel all of us.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19ALL: All of us.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Yes, expel them!

0:18:22 > 0:18:25This is a remarkable display of solidarity.

0:18:25 > 0:18:28The tribunal needs to discuss this new turn of events.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Thank you all for your moving show of support.

0:18:40 > 0:18:46It's clear that Porter Jackson has committed a crime of compassion,

0:18:46 > 0:18:51and I hereby declare that Porter Jackson is not expelled.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53THEY CHEER

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Great!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00I further declare

0:19:00 > 0:19:04that those shoulder-pads are officially back in style.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17- It's great to be back. - It's great to be back in pants.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20Porter, how dare you not be around when we're looking for you.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22You'd look cooler if you posed back to back.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26Way better.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Let's test it in front of the whole school.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Porter, you're back.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I guess I won't be needing these 400 posters with your face on them.

0:19:35 > 0:19:39I know, I'll use them to wallpaper my room.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Where were you all this time?

0:19:42 > 0:19:44I'm an AIT, I can't lie.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Er, I was up in...

0:19:46 > 0:19:48The attic in my house. He accidentally got locked in.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51- I had a white cell... - Phone but he couldn't get a signal.

0:19:51 > 0:19:54- I had to defend myself... - From dust bunnies and boredom.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58- But he was finally found... - Innocent of all charges against me.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59BELL RINGS

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Class already? My watch must be slow. Later.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Hey, Carl. I'm here for our date. - Oh, I forgot about that.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10Relax, I'm not going to hold you to it.

0:20:10 > 0:20:12No, no, no, I want to go.

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Really? Come on, let's beam to the moon.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Actually, I'll have to take a rain check on that one.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21- I've been beamed around a little bit too much lately.- Sure, sure.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23- How about some time next week? - You got it.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Somewhere within walking distance. - Sounds good.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28What class am I supposed to be in again?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- History.- Oh, thanks.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37Wait, wait, wait. You're going on a date with Denise?

0:20:37 > 0:20:38For me?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40You should have just let me rot!

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Man, you really must love me, give me a hug.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Get off me, it's not cool!

0:20:46 > 0:20:47Get back here!

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