0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is completely and totally your fault!
0:00:04 > 0:00:06- But is it entirely my fault?- Yes!
0:00:06 > 0:00:09Completely, totally, entirely absolutely,
0:00:09 > 0:00:10unconditionally and utterly your fault!
0:00:10 > 0:00:12Thanks, Captain Thesaurus.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14But you have no idea what you're talking about.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16I am an expert on what I am talking about because
0:00:16 > 0:00:19what I am talking about is how you keep interfering with my life!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22- Oh, really?- Really!
0:00:26 > 0:00:27Are we a little too close?
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Little bit.
0:00:29 > 0:00:31You're a little hazy on what actually happened.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It just happened! How could I be hazy?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36Look, I didn't need any of your "let me put my angel magic on you" help!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38I would have won if you hadn't have stepped in!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40You want me to show you?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Cos I would be more than happy to show you.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Oh, please. Nothing would make me happier than to see you happy(!)
0:00:44 > 0:00:45So show me.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Carl Montclaire, this is the past three days of your life.
0:00:48 > 0:00:53'It's the Carl Montclaire Show starring Carl Montclaire.'
0:00:53 > 0:00:55That is so cool.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'And co-starring his beloved best buddy,
0:00:58 > 0:01:02'the always-charming, always-angelic and the always-right Porter Jackson!'
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Wait! Why is your name so big?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08- I have a good agent. - So, what is this?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10In Heaven, our TV channels show everything.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13What already happened, what will happen, what might happen.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Our cable bills are huge. But ooh! It's worth it.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18You wanted to know exactly what happened,
0:01:18 > 0:01:20so I'm going to show you your past three days.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22All right. Show me!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Hit play. It's going to be a great show.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Oh, it is!
0:01:27 > 0:01:30'# Oh, the Slider Slam's coming soon,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32'# Eat so much You look like a balloon...'
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Let's turn Terrendale Into buffoons
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# In just two days in the afternoon
0:01:36 > 0:01:41# Oh moon, June, spoon, lagoooooon! #
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Students of Bennett High,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46the annual Slider Slam Eating Contest
0:01:46 > 0:01:48against Terrendale High is this Friday.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50The Bennett Bears have never won.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52This year, with our home field advantage, I think we can...
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Well, at least not lose as badly as we normally do.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57Who's ready to eat?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01You should enter. If there's anything Carl Montclaire
0:02:01 > 0:02:03- can do, it's eat quickly. - Too true, Porter.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05All those years of my mum's bad cooking
0:02:05 > 0:02:07have trained me to be a fast eater.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09- You ready, Becks?- Yup.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Ugh! That was close.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Yeah. I almost tasted something.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Actually, you know what, Porter?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32- I'll do it, Principal Malone. - Oh, Carl Montclaire!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34You have an appetite for victory?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- Uh-huh.- Are you hungry to win?- Pshh!
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- Can you devour the competition?- Pff!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40# Is Carl Montclaire ready to eat? #
0:02:40 > 0:02:42I feel the need.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46- BOTH:- # The need to feed! #
0:02:50 > 0:02:53# Let's give it one more shot
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# Let's give it everything we've got
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Cos if we get it right
0:02:59 > 0:03:04# We will surely conquer the world
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# Hey!
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# I got my wings from an angel
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# Now we're Wingin' It all the time
0:03:11 > 0:03:14# I'm giving my wings to an angel
0:03:14 > 0:03:17# My wings to an angel
0:03:17 > 0:03:21# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And Carl Montclaire's down to his final slider!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Serge is only one burger behind!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ohhh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44And the winner of the Qualifying Slider Eating Contest round
0:03:44 > 0:03:46is Carl Montclaire!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50And that means that Carl will represent Bennett High
0:03:50 > 0:03:53in the Slider Slam Competition against Terrendale High.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Go, Carl! Carl!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57- EVERYONE:- Carl! Carl!
0:03:57 > 0:03:58'Carl! Carl!'
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Why'd you pause it?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05To show you that I won the Qualifying Round without your help.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06I would have won the whole thing
0:04:06 > 0:04:09if you hadn't have got your big magic bobbing head involved.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Let's continue, shall we?
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Oh, hey! Can I have some popcorn?
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Nope! Apparently, you don't like magical help.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21'OK, Carl. It's time for the Pre-contest Cycle.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23'Now, I want to see some real psyching outing, OK?'
0:04:23 > 0:04:25APPLAUSE
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Oh! Hello, Principal Mooser.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hello, Principal Ma-Loser.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38It is my pleasure to introduce to you Bennett High's best eater.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40The mouth from the South, the stomach from...
0:04:42 > 0:04:43..Lamach.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Carl 'Iron Guts' Montclai-i-ire!
0:04:52 > 0:04:54And introducing,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56at a weight the scale can't even measure,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Terrendale's own The Dumpster!
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- That can't be a high school student. - Yeah! It's more like a high SCHOOL.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Oh, that's not The Dumpster. That's his little brother, The Trashcan.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16THAT'S The Dumpster!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'll break you! I'll batter you!
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I'll put you in a deep fryer! And then I'll eat you!
0:05:33 > 0:05:35And then, I'll take my plate to the kitchen!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37And I'll scrape it off, like Mama told me to!
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Yarghh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Psyching out went well(!)
0:05:45 > 0:05:46'OK.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48'Right. Got to go.'
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Look at you, scaredy cats!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Look. I admit I was nervous, but I still felt good about my chances.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah. Chances to get eaten, maybe!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I don't think so! Yeah! My friends had a plan.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00'Not that I totally don't think you're going to win,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02'but I totally don't think you're going to win.'
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Gee, thanks Brittany(!)
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Just keeping it real.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08How's he going to beat a guy that's three times bigger than Serge?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11We need to formulate a plan to help Carl win against Terrendale.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14How about we feed Carl tasty food and stretch his stomach?
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Hmm. That's an idea that's easy to swallow.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Though I wouldn't advise it from a fashion standpoint,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21but wearing stretchy pants will help your belly expand.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23And I promise not to make fun of you.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24- WHISPERS:- Not to his face.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26OK, everybody! Dinner time!
0:06:26 > 0:06:29I'm not sure I followed the recipe properly.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31It was supposed to be a golden brown.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33It's more of a silvery green.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm sure it's still edible.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh! I forgot the gravy!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I made it with sardines and milk.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43There is no way you're going to be able to stretch your stomach
0:06:43 > 0:06:44eating your mum's food.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47I'll get kids from Home Ec to whip up some stretchy food.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49But, for tonight, dinner at Yolanda's?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09So, how do you think you're going to win this?
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- WITH MOUTH FULL:- I'm just going to try my best and see what happens.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Hmm. Any advice for the kids at home?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16MUMBLES WITH MOUTH FULL
0:07:16 > 0:07:18That's great!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Carl, you're a hungry man amongst men.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35A hope for all those starving for a purpose.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37A shining fork on the place setting of life.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Yeah. It's like I'm carrying everybody's dreams now.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oh, you are, Carl. Hold them tight.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46I will, Principal Malone.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Hey! Call me Principal.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Can I get an autograph?
0:07:56 > 0:07:57"Live Big..."
0:08:00 > 0:08:03"Carl 'Iron Guts' Montclair".
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh, I will, Carl.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07I will.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12APPLAUSE
0:08:23 > 0:08:24On your mark...
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Get set...
0:08:26 > 0:08:27EAT!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Why'd you stop it?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38To show you the part where you ruined my life.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Also, watching me eat's making me hungry. Sandwich?
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Sure.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Here you go.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50This is YOUR sandwich.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Right. You don't love pickle as much as I do.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54All right. Fire it up.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Now let's watch the part where you RUINED MY LIFE!
0:08:57 > 0:08:58You got it.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- He's so close!- Yeah, but it looks like he's slowing down.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Maybe it's a strategy. Maybe he's trying to psyche out Dumpster.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I can't eat! My hands are moving too fast!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29It's a meat storm! Save yourselves!
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Your man's thrown all his sliders away! He's disqualified!
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Terrendale wins!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44PORTER LAUGHS
0:09:44 > 0:09:46You really put the meat in "meteor shower".
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No, you did. Your angel magic got me disqualified.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Hey, you shouldn't have given me that look.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53- Look! What look? There was no look! - There was a look.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Never was there a look! - Yes, there was.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58You know that sad, desperate face when you need magical help?
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Dude, that's just my face.
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Really?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ooh, what's that?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06What's that?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10I'll tell you what it is - the look!
0:10:10 > 0:10:13OK, even if there was, what kind of crumby magic was that?!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15My hands moved faster than my mouth!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17With your mouth I'd figure you'd keep up.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I was so close to being the Slider Slam Champion.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- People were calling me the Slider Slampion!- What people?
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Pshhhhh... Uh... Um... Zum...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29OK, look, I was just going to start calling myself that once I won.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33But that's never going to happen, Porter! I'll never get to go down that road!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36What a glorious road that would've been.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38One of the things that Carl needs to learn
0:10:38 > 0:10:41is that life is full of bumps and turns in the road.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's not about wanting to be on another road,
0:10:43 > 0:10:44but being cool with the road you're on.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Want to see what would've happened, if I hadn't helped you with magic?
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- Do it. - OK, let's change channels.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Why are we watching from the qualifying round?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Did you mess up again? - Just watch you'll see.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05And Carl Montclaire is down to his final slider!
0:11:05 > 0:11:08RUMBLING NOISES
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- You OK there, Carl? - I don't feel so good.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17What's going on with my stomach?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You know those sliders? Pimento infused.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21That meat has pimentos in it?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24The pimento. It's a mild heart-shaped chili pepper.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Basically it's that little red thing inside of an olive.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30I like sucking them out and putting the olives on my fingers,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33and pretending I'm a swamp monster. Arrgh!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Look the point is...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37How do I put this? I'm kind of pimento intolerant.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39When I eat them my stomach gets all bloaty,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42and starts making these weird squeaky sounds.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Seriously it's like there's an alien inside of me,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48trying to crawl out through my belly button.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Arrgh!
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Who cooks burgers with pimentos?
0:11:52 > 0:11:56All official Slider Slam meat has pimentos in it.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Since when?? - Since 1947 - it's in the rule book.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03You think the first time I helped you out
0:12:03 > 0:12:05in this competition was fast hands magic?
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- I helped you out way before that. - When?
0:12:07 > 0:12:11I used magic during the qualifying round to de-pimento the slider meat.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- Oh, who cares, Porter! I still won without you.- Uh-huh.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Nervous?- No, my stomach hurts.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Don't touch me! - Take my advice, Carl, always...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22I don't care! Do you have anything to settle my stomach?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25- No!- Then what good are you? What good are any of you?
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Gee, Carl, we're only trying to help! - Get out of my way.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- Carl!- Ugh, don't have time.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Oh, but it's time for the pre-contest psyche out.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I'm really hoping you can...- Ugh!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Wow, someone's a grumpy gus.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Use that anger, Carl, use it!
0:12:42 > 0:12:45- You're being mean to everyone!- Yeah, cos my stomach is killing me!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I've got about 500 pimentos rattling around.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50500 pimentos, zero friends.
0:12:52 > 0:12:56I will break you! I will battle you! I'll put you in...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Look, man, I don't want to hear it just get out of my way!
0:13:02 > 0:13:07I believe my feelings have been hurt. Badly!
0:13:07 > 0:13:10We need to formulate a game plan so Carl can win against Terrendale.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I need to go lay down. Guys, I do not care what you do.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16CARL GROANS
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Why are we even bothering to help him?
0:13:19 > 0:13:22He is being a total diva and that's my thing!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Maybe that's his game plan. Stay angry to keep his edge.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27He's in that zone, only elite athletes can do that.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29But the competition isn't for two days.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Isn't that a long time to be in the zone?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- How can we keep him there?- Do what my coach does to us. Tough love.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Yeah, let's get Carl fighting mad! - So he's hungry for victory.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Then let's make Carl mad!
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Keep you mad?! What kind of plan is that, Carl?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46A lousy one.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Too bad you weren't there to say so.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- What?- I didn't magic the pimentos out of your sliders, so you got
0:13:51 > 0:13:54tummy ache and went grouchy which they mistook for competitive anger.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Sometimes it's tough to convince a human to be happy
0:13:57 > 0:13:58with the path they're on.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02Porter's trying a tricky manoeuvre, but he might be able to pull it off.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05- You're really enjoying this, aren't you?- Who doesn't enjoy being right?
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Let's continue.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Nice pink frill! Ha, ha!
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oooh, "chump"!
0:14:13 > 0:14:16LAUGHTER
0:14:31 > 0:14:34How do you think you'll win this?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- I'm going to eat more sliders... - Oh, question!
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Fine! I guess you'll never know my slider-eating technique!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- STOMACH GRUMBLES AND GROANS - Oh, no.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50What do you think, Carl? Have we captured your essence?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Yeah(!)
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Woo! Yeah! You're welcome!
0:14:55 > 0:14:59No, you're all welcome - to leave me alone.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02I don't need any of your so-called help.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06Man you've gotta love his technique, the guy's such a pro.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Let's watch some more, shall we?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- Can we skip this and go to the competition?- You got it.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Oh, just a couple more minutes till the Slider Slam competition!
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- How you feeling Carl?- I'm furious.
0:15:20 > 0:15:25Ah, maintaining that hardcore edge. Got it.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28- Your friends want me to tell you something.- What?
0:15:28 > 0:15:29They're not coming!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33This is what we've decided to do.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36We figure by the time Carl shows up for the Slider Slam,
0:15:36 > 0:15:39the whole angry focus thing will be ready to come off the field.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41So to re-angerify him we'll not show up for the competition.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44He'll thank us later.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Who needs 'em. - Everybody needs friends.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49STRUMS INTRO TO SONG
0:15:49 > 0:15:53# If you're looking for a loser - look over there
0:15:53 > 0:15:57# Everybody stare! Everybody glare!
0:15:57 > 0:16:03# Don't give a care for Carl... Montclaire. #
0:16:03 > 0:16:05APPLAUSE
0:16:05 > 0:16:08You may not like his lyrics but that tune is catchy.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11It doesn't matter. I'm still going to win this thing.
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Hey, Carl! Hey, check this out! Dumpster! Dumpster!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18CHANTING: Dumpster!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Dumpster!
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Your own school's cheering for me?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24That's L! Loser!
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- Dumpster! Dumpster! Dumpster! - Porter!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Look, you gotta help me out, man.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- How?- I don't know, use your magic.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Make me eat really fast, or gimme a giant stomach, or shoot down
0:16:37 > 0:16:39The Dumpster. Gimme something to get rid of this
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- gas in my stomach.- No can do.
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Why not? You've always help me out!
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Yeah, not this time, Buddy.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Dumpster! Dumpster! Dumpster!
0:16:47 > 0:16:50CHANTS CONTINUE
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Yeah, it doesn't matter, I'm still going to win this thing.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56On your mark. Get set! EAT!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58CHEERING
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Let me guess, there's pimentos in the meat.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Oh, yeah, chock full of pimentos.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Oh, my boy is going to blow!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28OK, I don't want to watch anymore, Porter.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30All downhill from here, pal of mine.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Look out!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34RUMBLING BURPS
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Ew! That was just wrong.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Ah, that's better! I actually have some room in my gut now.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Yes! Ha ha!- Yep, look who got his second wind.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Slider Slampion! Slider Slampion! In your face!
0:17:57 > 0:18:00Oh, no! Watch out, Dumpster, he's gaining on you!
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Eat your heart out, Carl!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yes. Yes, I won!
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I am the Slider Slampion! Wow!
0:18:16 > 0:18:20I beat the pimento. I destroyed the pimento.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21I am pimento man! Ha ha!
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Pretty pleased with yourself aren't you?- Yep!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Keep watching, Slampion.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Yes, I am the winner!
0:18:29 > 0:18:32LOUD CONTINUOUS BURPING
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Well, you did it, Carl.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Must feel good.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Yeah, yeah. Feels great.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03Looks like you didn't need angel magic to win after all.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06Yeah, it doesn't feel as good as I thought.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08It happens sometimes. Version one -
0:19:08 > 0:19:13you lost but you were happy, and had your friends to support you.
0:19:13 > 0:19:18Whereas in version two - you won, but you drove them all away.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Plus I had three days of wicked indigestion.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Yeah, it was hard to share a room with you. I'll tell you what...
0:19:25 > 0:19:28I'll give you the choice of what reality you want to be in.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29You can do that?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32It's not easy but, yeah, I'll do it for you.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34So which one do you want?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's a meat storm. Save yourselves!
0:19:46 > 0:19:50Your man has thrown all his sliders away! He's disqualified!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Terrendale wins!
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Yes!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yes! I lost!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Great try, Carl. Or great try at trying.
0:20:07 > 0:20:12Anyway, this is as long as I can care about this. Toodles.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Don't worry about it, Montclaire, second place is all right.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Wow, Carl, you're like the whirling dervish of sliders.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Yeah, and I had a blast. I'm glad all you guys were here to see it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25For someone who just lost you're pretty happy.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28How about a quote for The Bennett Newshound?
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Sometimes when you lose, you win.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32- That's perfect.- Yeah, it is.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41So, we need to formulate... Erm...
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Don't laugh!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45What my brain...
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Is there anything Carl Montclaire can do...
0:20:51 > 0:20:55So glad you guys appreciate my cooking, my stack is...
0:20:55 > 0:20:57falling.
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