0:00:01 > 0:00:03'Good morning, students.'
0:00:04 > 0:00:09Today is the fifth day of the month,
0:00:09 > 0:00:13and a full moon will arrive in 12 days.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Does that make it a gibbous moon?
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Wow, I'm surprised I'm still awake.
0:00:20 > 0:00:23If it was any more boring, I would die of boredom.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25'Also, we'd like to say a fond farewell'
0:00:25 > 0:00:30to the drama department's mascot, Hamlet the hamster.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32'Now, some study tips.'
0:00:32 > 0:00:33And study tip number four,
0:00:33 > 0:00:35remember to not listen to these announcements
0:00:35 > 0:00:38if you want to stay alert! You do one.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Ooh, ooh...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm Principal Malone and I'm really boring.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43And I don't have a car but I do have a hideous haircut...
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Blah-da-blah-da-blah...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Aargh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49But...Principal Malone?!
0:00:49 > 0:00:51How are you here? You're doing the announcements.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54'Another study tip for you geography students...'
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yeah, I tape those beforehand.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57'Now on the wall...'
0:00:57 > 0:01:01You're listening to my seventh and, sadly, best take.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03That was your best take? Eesh!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Doing announcements is a lot harder than you think!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Way to go, Carl. You just broke Principal Malone.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13Wh...I...?!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Let's give it everything we got
0:01:24 > 0:01:28# Cos if we get it right
0:01:28 > 0:01:31# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# Hey!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36# I've got my wings from an angel
0:01:36 > 0:01:40# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:40 > 0:01:43# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:43 > 0:01:46# On the wings of an angel
0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:57 > 0:01:59HE WAILS
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hey, Porter. Thanks for getting here so fast.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- What's up?- Principal Malone is in his office.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12- And?- And he's crying like a little baby.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15- I need you to use some magic to unlock the door.- You got it.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20HE WAILS
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Principal Malone?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Are you OK, sir?
0:02:28 > 0:02:30No.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33An actual Educational Evaluator's going to visit Bennett High
0:02:33 > 0:02:35to see how well I'm doing as principal.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36But you're doing a great job, sir.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39No, no, no. It's all a ruse.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41You've all been duped by my blue suits,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44my patent shoes, my breath mints.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47This place is a disaster. Look at you three, right!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51You're talking to me, you should be in class learning!
0:02:53 > 0:02:55After this evaluation, I'll probably get fired!
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Oh, is that why you're going on and on and on about studying
0:02:59 > 0:03:00during the announcements?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- HE WAILS - Keep it together, sir.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Yeah. Hey, why don't you get Carl to do the announcements?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08He'll jazz the students right out of their apathy.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Yeah, yeah, sure, you know. Whatever I can do to help
0:03:11 > 0:03:12motivate them to study harder.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I could do them too! People love the sound of my voice.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17You'd do that for me, really?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19As long as you stop crying.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Yeah, I can do that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25HE CRIES
0:03:29 > 0:03:31...and that's all for club news.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33And for birthdays,
0:03:33 > 0:03:35a very happy birthday to Hamlet the Hamster.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Hamlet's no longer with us.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40..who would be five if he were still alive.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43(And you're supposed to promote studying.)
0:03:43 > 0:03:47Er...so let's all read a book about hamsters in his memory.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49We'll miss you, little guy.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51For Brittany and Carl, I'm Carl.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54And for Brittany, I'm Brittany.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Great job, guys.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56It is electric out there.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00The students are actually listening to announcements again!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Awesome.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04For the next segment, I think we should focus on substance.
0:04:04 > 0:04:05Facts, figures, fun stuff...
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Bo-ring, Carl. Nobody wants to listen to that.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's all about the flash!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12We just did this great thing,
0:04:12 > 0:04:14and there's Brittany trying to steal my thunder.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16She doesn't appreciate my factoids.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18That's right, I said "factoid".
0:04:18 > 0:04:20That Carl! Trying to ride my flashy coat-tails.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Nobody rides my coat-tails
0:04:22 > 0:04:24except the people I pay to ride my coat-tails.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27And why do they ride them? For the flash!
0:04:28 > 0:04:29And because I pay them.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Have a voice-off. See whose announcements fire up the students.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35And can we remember just one thing?
0:04:35 > 0:04:37What? That the best man should win?
0:04:37 > 0:04:41No, that my job is on the line.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45'Mr Dolby, geometry can be found in everyday life.'
0:04:45 > 0:04:48When like.. Serge liked Madeline and Madeline liked Pete
0:04:48 > 0:04:51and Pete liked Madeline. A love triangle.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55'Inspired, equating geometry to a triangle of love.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:57These are the Carl Montclaire announcements.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Here to update you with the current events is Jane Casey.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Good day, Mr Montclaire.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:05:04 > 0:05:08The Bennett Newshound. Edited by Jane Casey. Page one.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10"Hallway Floors Need Polishing."
0:05:10 > 0:05:13'Bennett's hallway floors need serious polishing.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15'I don't mean to WAX poetic,
0:05:15 > 0:05:21'but a dull floor is a poor REFLECTION on the school.'
0:05:21 > 0:05:22SPEAKS HOARSELY
0:05:22 > 0:05:26If you could see this comic, you would see that Yappy the Dog
0:05:26 > 0:05:31'is wearing a hat that's far too big for him, and he's saying,
0:05:31 > 0:05:34'"Ain't no place in this town for a dog."'
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Then Melissa was like, "I totally did not say that."
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Then Miranda was like, "You totally did."
0:05:38 > 0:05:41And then I was like, "I totally did not."
0:05:41 > 0:05:43So much drama, this is such story structure.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Gossip is an ancient form of storytelling.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48'You need a killer opening, a cool hook and a twist ending
0:05:48 > 0:05:50'that leaves somebody in a heap of their own shame.'
0:05:50 > 0:05:52'So true. Gossip is good.'
0:05:53 > 0:05:55..and that's the whole newspaper.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58'Copyright Bennett News Corp.,
0:05:58 > 0:06:00'all rights reserved.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02'The end.'
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Thank you, Jane, for that flashy and compelling segment.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Thanks Jane, that was the best nap I've had in my life.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Carl, you made this an easy choice.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I'm going with Brittany's flashy and effective study announcements.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You're officially cancelled.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24But why? that segment had substance and flash. Right, Jane?
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- SPEAKS HOARSELY - Yeah...I...
0:06:26 > 0:06:31Seems like the cancellation has left you both speechless.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Hey, Jane. What's with the scarf and hot fluids?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I got laryngitis from all that reading.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44You should be glad Jane got you cancelled.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Now you don't have to deal with Brittany's crazy competitiveness.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- But now I want to beat her more than ever!- Why?
0:06:50 > 0:06:51She won't stop teasing me.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55And now, a very special announcement for Carl Montclaire.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Na na-na na-NA naaa!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00STUDENTS LAUGH
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Take her down.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04You take her down hard.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Na na-na na-NA naaa!
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- BLOWS RASPBERRY - Hi, Porter.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I know exactly what to do.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15If you don't let me do the announcements instead of Brittany,
0:07:15 > 0:07:18I'm afraid I'll have to show everyone this.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24In this scene, the swamp monster is breaking into the school at night.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Oh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Oh, sweet juju beans.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'm breaking ALL the rules!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm a roller skating, music-listening,
0:07:42 > 0:07:47gum-chewing, hall-texting rebel!
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Whoo!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ohhh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55So, about doing those announcements...
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Carl, you put me in a very precarious position here.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02If the students don't improve before the evaluation, I'll be fired.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Look, if you give me just one more chance, I promise I will do better.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09And, hey, if I beat Brittany along the way, that's just a bonus.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Deal. But don't let me down.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Don't let me down.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Hello? Mrs Lennox?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Carl...Montclaire! Huh?
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Take a load off.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Have a seat. Huh? Huh? Huh?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34So, you come today.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38The day before my hamster's funeral.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Huh? On this day of sadness and reflection? Huh?
0:08:42 > 0:08:44On this day of...
0:08:44 > 0:08:47I need advice on how to be more dramatic.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Ooh! Why didn't you say so?
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Right. I really need to wow the students over the announcements.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58You know, something that's really going to grab their attention.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Play to your strengths, Carl. You're a science fiction fan, right?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Have you ever heard of War Of The Worlds?- The movie?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07No, no, no - the radio play.
0:09:07 > 0:09:12It was a story about an alien invasion told so vividly,
0:09:12 > 0:09:16so realistically, that everyone listening thought it was real!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Thank you, Mrs Lennox. - Glad I could help.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Oh, hammy. Oh...
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I need my voice back.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Mrs Lennox asked me to deliver the eulogy
0:09:30 > 0:09:32for Hamlet the hamster in drama class.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- I don't want to let anyone down. - No problem.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37How's your voice now?
0:09:37 > 0:09:42# Testing, testing, this is most arresting.
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# I can only sing I don't have a speaking voice
0:09:45 > 0:09:48# Of all the things you could do, this is the worst choice! #
0:09:48 > 0:09:50That can't be right.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Porter, I need you to summon the angel textbook for me.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57I can't summon it myself until I'm an official AIT.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03You really have to stop beaming me in, every time you need...
0:10:03 > 0:10:07Don't worry, there'll be something in here to explain what's going on.
0:10:07 > 0:10:12- All right, I'll need a little bit of help for this one.- You got it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Good day, students. I'd like to begin this announcement
0:10:18 > 0:10:20with a list of club meetings.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23The Abacus Club will be meeting in Room 217,
0:10:23 > 0:10:26The AV Club... One moment please,
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I have just been handed a late breaking news announcement.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33There have been reports of electrical disturbances
0:10:33 > 0:10:36'on the roof of the school.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38'Oh no, what was that?'
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- HUMMING NOISE - It seems to be coming from the roof!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43I'm going up to investigate.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- I am now walking up the stairs. - FOOTSTEPS
0:10:47 > 0:10:51I have reached the second flight of stairs.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52'I am now on the second floor.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- I'm opening the door to the roof. - CREAKING
0:10:56 > 0:10:58It's bright outside...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- DOOR SLAMS - 'I'm just letting my eyes adjust.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02'Oh, no!'
0:11:02 > 0:11:03'This doesn't seem right...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05HUMMING NOISE
0:11:05 > 0:11:06'Oh, my stars!
0:11:06 > 0:11:10'There seems to be some sort of otherworldly spacecraft'
0:11:10 > 0:11:12or space-pod, if you will,
0:11:12 > 0:11:15probably from the Andromeda Galaxy,
0:11:15 > 0:11:19which is approximately 2.5 million light-years from Earth.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24The doors are moving.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- The doors are now opening. - CREAKING
0:11:27 > 0:11:30'Something is emerging from the pod...'
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I knew this day would come! No-one would believe me!
0:11:33 > 0:11:34I believe!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37(That you're a nutjob.)
0:11:37 > 0:11:40'It's an extraterrestrial biological entity.'
0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's probably a carbon-based life form!
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Carbon being the fourth most abundant
0:11:46 > 0:11:51'element in the universe, behind helium, hydrogen and oxygen.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54'Remember that, kids, it's an important lesson.'
0:11:54 > 0:11:56He, or she -
0:11:56 > 0:11:59I can't tell if it's a he or a she -
0:11:59 > 0:12:03is now boring through the roof with some kind of laser.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04STUDENTS GASP
0:12:07 > 0:12:09STUDENTS SCREAM
0:12:12 > 0:12:14LASERS FIRE
0:12:14 > 0:12:18'I'm getting word now that these aliens can only be repelled
0:12:18 > 0:12:22'by a thorough understanding of scientific principles!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24'Our only hope...'
0:12:24 > 0:12:27..is to study for our lives!
0:12:27 > 0:12:31You heard what Carl said. Knowledge is power! Take a textbook.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35Read chapter three, OK? Tin foil is your friend.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Good. Everyone got one? OK.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40What the dickens is going on here?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42This could be my third abduction this year!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44What is on your head?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46# Everyone learn your science facts
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# Or you'll end up as alien snacks! #
0:12:49 > 0:12:54So much for Bennett High getting a decent evaluation. I'm doomed.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# Doo-oo-oo-oomed. #
0:12:57 > 0:12:58HE SIGHS
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Mr Montclaire, your fake alien scare was way over the line.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Yeah. Way, waaay over.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- The school was in a state of total chaos.- Yeah, total chaos.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16With a capital "K". And a capital "Oss".
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I was just trying to motivate the students. I had flash and substance.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22He's going to cancel me again.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Don't worry, I got you covered.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Carl, I have no choice but to cancel you...again.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29If you cancel the show, Principal Malone, I quit.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- OK.- I tried.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Hey, Carl.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Na na-na na-NA naaa.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37BLOWS RASPBERRY Big news!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Science marks are up! - So is interest in reading!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43The library's entire section of sci-fi books are checked out!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45All thanks to that alien invasion scare.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Is there nothing our friends from the cosmos can't do?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50"Nothing they can't do" - that's a double negative.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54- I was not unaware of that. - Ooh, you did it again!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Because I was aware!
0:13:58 > 0:14:02This is great! Your unconventional methods are motivating the students.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Which is why I'm giving you even more time for announcements!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Next time, way bigger.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Really?! Thanks!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10- Hey, Brittany?- Yeah?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Na na-na na-NA naaa!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14You deserve that.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16WHISTLE BLOWS
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Hey, Dr Cassabi.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Hey. What's up?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Jane can't stop singing and I can't find anything
0:14:23 > 0:14:25in the Angel Textbook to explain why.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Did you use Vocal Amplification Magic?- No.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Voice Training Magic?- No.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Semi-Permanent Singing Magic?
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Would I use Semi-Permanent Singing Magic?
0:14:37 > 0:14:42OK, OK. Maybe I used Semi-Permanent Singing Magic.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45I'm afraid there's nothing to do but wait for it to wear off.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46It takes about a week. Ow.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Nice pass, Rachael.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52- What?- I'm just glad it's not me this time.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Hey, there you are! I need you to magic yourselves into zombies.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58It's totally going to scare the students into studying harder.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00All right, two zombies coming up.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03MOURNFUL ORGAN MUSIC
0:15:03 > 0:15:08It's time to say goodbye to our beloved Hamlet the hamster.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You should've seen the little guy on a wheel!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14He could run all night long.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Around and around and around.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21If I'd had a few more like him, we could've won the nationals.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23HE SOBS
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Don't cry, Dr Cassabi. Hamsters aren't that expensive.
0:15:26 > 0:15:31- That's cold, son. - Show some empathy!
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Ahem! Jane, if you please.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Some words of tribute must be said
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# For our poor hamster now lies dead
0:15:48 > 0:15:50# It came too soon, he wasn't old
0:15:50 > 0:15:52# But now he is all stiff and cold
0:15:52 > 0:15:54# He will not squeak, run or jump
0:15:54 > 0:15:56# Because he's just a furry lump. #
0:15:58 > 0:16:01That was an odd but beautiful tribute.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Beautiful?! That was terrible! - I know, I was just being polite.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08How could you make light of such a sad situation? I'm horrified.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Although I must commend you on your very fine singing voice.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15May I suggest we restore a bit of dignity to this memorial
0:16:15 > 0:16:17with a moment of silence?
0:16:20 > 0:16:23'Zombies! Zombies in the gym, zombies in the cafeteria,
0:16:23 > 0:16:25'zombies on the second floor.'
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- Oh, no!- Eulogy is over. - Everybody run!
0:16:28 > 0:16:31THEY SCREAM
0:16:34 > 0:16:37'There's been an infestation of knowledge zombies in the school.'
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Zombies!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Aargh! Run for your lives.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45The knowledge zombies have an appetite for uneducated brains,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48so you can save yourself by brushing up on your math.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Or science. Or English.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Or any subject, for that matter!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Good luck out there!
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- That should motivate the students. - That's a good idea, Carl,
0:16:57 > 0:17:00but I don't know how it's going to top the alien invasion.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You somehow got the entire building to shake with that.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Don't worry about the students buying into this one, sir.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09I'm going to arrange for some "zombies" to roam the halls.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Oooh, that will really sell this idea. Zombies.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15- Look out!- Principal Malone?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- Yeah?- I'm the evaluator.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Oh, I hate my life.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# I don't want to lose my job
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# But it looks bad
0:17:29 > 0:17:32# I am one unlucky slob
0:17:32 > 0:17:35# And that's so sad
0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Just a slob with no job
0:17:39 > 0:17:40# That's too bad
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# That's so sad. #
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Actually, I was wondering if we could just
0:17:46 > 0:17:49hold off on that evaluation, just for a moment?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53There's this tiny little thing that I'd like to clear up first.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Oh, my, whoa! Look at those eager students.
0:17:57 > 0:18:02They can't wait to get to class. I'll be right back.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Carl! Stop the zombies! Stop the zombies, Carl!
0:18:09 > 0:18:11What kind of a school is this?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13HE GIBBERS
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Survival tip 12. A zombie in transition may show little or no
0:18:21 > 0:18:24signs of infection. Proceed with caution.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Lazy brains!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Aargh!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Carl, there you are! Carl.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Hey, Principal Malone. Zombie attack's a-go.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40These students' marks will be through the roof!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42We've got to stop the zombie attack.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44The Evaluator has showed up here early,
0:18:44 > 0:18:46The presence of your fake zombies is sure to destroy any hope
0:18:46 > 0:18:49I have of staying at my beloved Bennett High!
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Oh, Principal Malone, I'm sorry. I was just trying to help.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54OK, I'll go do an announcement to stop the panic.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Don't let me down, Carl!
0:18:57 > 0:19:00# Zombie attack, we're being infested
0:19:00 > 0:19:01# I, for one, am not interested
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# In my brain being eaten by the undead
0:19:03 > 0:19:07# I'd rather keep it inside my head! #
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I have inconclusive evidence that leads me to hypothesise
0:19:10 > 0:19:13that this zombie infestation is a direct result
0:19:13 > 0:19:16of yesterday's alien invasion! They might be killing hamsters.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20I'm looking for two angels. Have you seen two angels?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22They look like students. Who the heck are you?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Malone!
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I just want to say... Please don't fire me.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37Principal Malone, why are you kneeling?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Oh, please don't fire him.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I'm only 29 years from my retirement!
0:19:42 > 0:19:43What is the meaning of this?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Zombie attacks, singing students,
0:19:46 > 0:19:47alien invasions...
0:19:47 > 0:19:48HE GIBBERS
0:19:48 > 0:19:50..crazy teachers?!
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Malone...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55..you deserve a medal.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- What?- You've somehow managed to keep this insane place together.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02You know, I think I'm going to name you Principal of the Year.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05What are you doing on the floor?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06He's cleaning a scuff.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08You diligent so-and-so.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Get up, man, I'm going to give you a hug.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14You're a hero, man. Good, good, good, good.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16You're a prince among principals!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19High fives.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31'Good morning, students.'
0:20:31 > 0:20:35And today for lunch, we are having...
0:20:36 > 0:20:38..the same thing as yesterday.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40And the same thing tomorrow. And the day after that.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Well, sounds like order is restored at Bennett High.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48It seems the cook ordered 3,000 orders of lasagne.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50So, bueno appetito!
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Nobody rides my coat-tails except
0:20:58 > 0:21:00the people I pay to ride my...
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Oh, he's...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh! Ah! Aargh! Ow!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Oh, this team's getting restless.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09And really bad shots.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13Rachel, you've got to aim more for the...oh!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Mrs Lennox asked me to deliver the eulogy...
0:21:15 > 0:21:17SHE LAUGHS
0:21:18 > 0:21:20What am I doing?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Please don't fire me!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Oof!
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