0:00:07 > 0:00:11If you really are what you eat, then I'd be a total ham.
0:00:11 > 0:00:12And I'd be a little cheesy.
0:00:12 > 0:00:15Hey. We're having a silent fire drill right now.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17We need to evacuate the school. Tell no-one!
0:00:21 > 0:00:25So, if you really are what you eat, then I guess I'd be rye.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Get it? Rye bread, wry humour.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30SHE LAUGHS
0:00:30 > 0:00:32I don't get it! But you are so funny.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Thanks, Melissa.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Carl! Hi! So, do you think this shirt matches these pants
0:00:39 > 0:00:41or is it more these pants matching this shirt? Sorry, Melissa,
0:00:41 > 0:00:43- this is really urgent.- Absolutely.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'll just sit in the hall and give you guys some space.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49- So, Carl, any ideas? - I...don't know, Jane,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51I guess they match each other.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54SHE GASPS Very insightful, Carl.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55What am I doing?
0:00:55 > 0:00:59Every time I see Carl with a girl, I have to get in there and interfere.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01What does that mean?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Principal Malone is really mad at you.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You should go to his office right away. I think you've been expelled.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09GIRL GASPS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Carl, hi.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13So, what's new?
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Oh, no, no, no, no!
0:01:16 > 0:01:17I like Carl.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Let's give it one more shot
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# Let's give it everything we've got
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# Cos if we get it right
0:01:30 > 0:01:35# We will surely conquer the world
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# Hey! I've got my wings
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# From an angel
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Now we're wingin' it all the time
0:01:42 > 0:01:46# I'm giving wings to an angel
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# Always an angel
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# Now we've got to learn to fly. #
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Have you noticed anything weird about Jane lately?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03No. Her level of weirdness is the same as always.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04BANGING
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Speaking of weird, I should check in on Denise.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Later.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Why so glum, chum?
0:02:13 > 0:02:14I've got a lot on my mind.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18- It's not the whole I've still got feelings for Carl thing, is it?- No.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Even though I guess I still do. This is something much bigger.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24- All right, spill.- I've been trying to get a meeting with Ms Stern
0:02:24 > 0:02:26to show her a list of all my accomplishments.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- You know, down here on Earth. - Oh, Earth. Is that where we are(?)
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Ha-ha, funny(!)
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Anyway, if Ms Stern could see what I've been doing over the last year,
0:02:34 > 0:02:36I know she'd give me my Angel-In-Training assignment.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Good for you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41It would be. Except she's never available. And I mean never!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43She has lot of important things to deal with.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Are you saying that I'm not important?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No, you just did and I'm agreeing with you. High-five.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50You know they do these things on Earth, right?
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Hi, Britney. I have a problem.
0:02:59 > 0:03:03I'll say. That top does not match those pants and vice versa.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Yeah, thanks. But that's not my problem. I like Carl.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Ooooh!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- But he no longer likes me.- Oooh.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- Wait a minute. I thought you had a thing for Porter.- How did you know?
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Same way I knew that you traded those gross jeans
0:03:16 > 0:03:18for one of Melissa's tops.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- It's like whole new wardrobe! - And no-one will ever know.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Do these jeans match this top?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25They totally do. Just like this top matches my jeans!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ooh, yay for us!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Are you still with me? Britney?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Nope. Never have been, never will be.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35I just pretend to be because you amuse me.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Look. You are the queen of romance. How do I get Carl to like me?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41It's not a like situation. It's a re-like situation.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Carl already liked you, you must get him to re-like you.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- That sounds complicated.- It is. You're very lucky you came to me
0:03:47 > 0:03:49as I'm one of the few people that knows how to deal with re-liking.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- I didn't know liking and re-liking were so different.- Hello!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55If you just like somebody, you can be direct about it.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Allow me to demonstrate.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Serge!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02Serge. You, me, dating, tonight, Yolanda's Diner, 6.30.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07- But I'm already dating Cleo. - Not any more. Break up with her.- OK.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10See? That was the direct way, which only works with liking.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Re-liking is very different. - Tell me more.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14But if Jane likes Carl,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17that would explain why he thought she was acting weird earlier.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21So if Jane likes Carl, and Carl likes Jane, everybody wins!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Except Denise. Uh-oh.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Speaking of which, I should probably do some damage control.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I don't know how she's going to take this.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36All right.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Time for a little identity change.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Ahem.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Ahem.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Yo, Denise!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ms Stern! Ms Stern, wait!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Porter, where did Ms Stern go? I just saw her.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Oh, yeah, she was just down from upstairs giving me advice
0:05:01 > 0:05:03- and getting new shoes. No biggie. - What?!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Ms Stern is too busy to talk to me about my AIT assignment,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09but she has time to talk shoes with Porter?!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What can I say? One of my feet is bigger than the other.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15It's hard to find sizes. Anyway, gotta go. Meeting Ms Stern later.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Wherever Porter goes, I'm going.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26HE HUMS
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Ooh, they got mixed sizes! Right 10 and left 7.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36SQUEAKING
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Denise, I know you're here. Stop hovering in stealth mode.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43What are you doing?!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46I'm going to stick to you like gum on a shoe.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48At least until Ms Stern shows up.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51I don't want you hanging around pestering me, Denise.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53You've got no choice. I have to see Ms Stern.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56All right, then I'll just beam myself out of here.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Not so fast, Porter. You're not going anywhere.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01I just glued your gluteus maximus to the couch.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Stuck it to ya!
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Huh!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Sit tight, PJ.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Go stealth yourself!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Sure.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Denise thinks she has me. But this I what I wanted all along.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24As long as she's here with me, she isn't wherever Jane and Carl are.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Which means she doesn't see them together,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29which means she doesn't get upset. I may not be Denise's biggest fan,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31but I don't want to see her get upset either.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34She isn't very nice when she's angry.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41OK, off you go. And commit to the re-like.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44- Really sell it.- Got it.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50So to get Carl to re-like Jane, she needs to flirt with him,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52give him compliments and be really, really sweet.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55- And bat her eyelashes, like a lot. - Oh, you mean like be coy?
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Coy?
0:06:56 > 0:07:00No, this has nothing to do with being a pond fish, Jane.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ha, she has so much to learn.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Hello, Carl.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You look devilishly handsome today.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Well, thank you.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You look like...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13like you've got something in your eye.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16There's an eyewash station in the chemistry class.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17SHE LAUGHS
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Oh, you're almost as funny as you are strong!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- And smart, too.- Thank you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Hey, is your hip OK? You seem to be favouring your left leg.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, Carl. Sheesh.
0:07:31 > 0:07:32SHE LAUGHS
0:07:32 > 0:07:36Silly boy. Oh, this is how a lady stands when she's in the company
0:07:36 > 0:07:39of a fine, young gentleman caller.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, OK, I get it. You're rehearsing
0:07:44 > 0:07:47for Ms Lennox's drama class, aren't you? Thank goodness.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50For a minute there, I thought you lost your marbles.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53No, me and my marbles are just fine, thank you. Good day.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Hey, Britney, is everything OK with Jane?
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Boy, you are a dumb-dumb, Carl. And that is spelt with a capital L.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- What are you talking about? - She likes you!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Jane likes Carl. She is Jane, you are Carl.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09She, Jane, likes you, Carl. Get it?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Could you repeat that?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Jane likes you!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Yes! Yes! Wooooo! Ha-ha!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Ya-ha-ha-ha!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29But you cannot let her know that you like her back
0:08:29 > 0:08:31or else this whole thing is going to fall apart like a house
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- of small cardboard rectangles you play games with.- Cards?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40It's totally simple. If like-like meets like-like, then that's fine.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43And if re-like meets re-like, then that's also fine.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45But if like-like meets re-like, that can turn into de-like.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And nobody likes that!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49OK, so wait, what am I supposed to do?
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Everything Jane does to attract you, you have to ignore.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- Like I'll do with your next question.- That'll really work?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57The only words I want to hear coming out of your mouth are,
0:08:57 > 0:08:59"I will do whatever you say, Britney."
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- I don't know, it sounds complicated. - I'm not hearing those words, Carl.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05I wonder what Porter would do in this situation.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08First, I'd start you off in a magic suit of armour.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Then I'd give you a white stallion to ride on.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Then I would magic you an ocean of cotton candy with flowers
0:09:13 > 0:09:16that sing in all the languages of love.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Then... Here's the best part...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20OK, Britney, I'll do whatever you say.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Shouldn't you be in school? - It's a PA Day.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30Thanks for sticking around to be our make-up model.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33You couldn't get me out of this chair even if you tried.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Who's a pretty Porter?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37This is getting old, Nise.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Who's Nise? I'm Becky.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Just stop talking, you're making me mess up your lipstick.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Dazzling nails, Porter, Party Pink is a really good colour on you(!)
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Thanks, I was thinking the same(!) You are so going to pay for this.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'll pay whatever I have to, for as long as I have to.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55As long as I get to see Ms Stern about my AIT assignment.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Yeah, she should be here any minute. - Shhhh! It's glitter time.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59SHE GIGGLES
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Denise might want an AIT assignment,
0:10:03 > 0:10:05but if she finds out about Carl and Jane,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08she might do something reckless that'll lose her spot in line.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10And she's so close.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13Sometimes you gotta wear the rouge...to be kind.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I really tried hard to be super-flirty and sweet with Carl,
0:10:16 > 0:10:19but I think I just made things worse. Your plan isn't working.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20No, duh! It wasn't supposed to.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I just needed to know you would follow my advice.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24Jane may be smart about books,
0:10:24 > 0:10:27but I am smart about people liking other people.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29And how do I know that? Because everybody likes me.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31As long as Jane follows my directions,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34then Carl should re-like her in no time.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Now, in order for this to work, I need to hear you say,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39"Britney, I'll do whatever you say."
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- OK, Britney, I will do whatever you say.- Wow. That was easy.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- This is really important to me.- Good.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- OK, you're ready for the next step. - What is it?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Operation - Make Carl Jealous.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- You think jealousy will work? - Are you questioning me?
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- No, sorry!- Tonight you are going on a date with Serge.- I thought you were.
0:10:53 > 0:10:54Serge.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- You, me, broken up.- What? Serge never gets dropped from the team!
0:10:58 > 0:11:01You, Jane, tonight, Yolanda's Diner, 6.30, going out.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05Serge doesn't mind getting dropped if I'm being traded to another team.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, Jane. Work that jealousy.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11So what was it about me that made you want to go on a date?
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Uh, your headband.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Hey, Carl. What's up?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19You should get that vision checked, Montclaire.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21So what's happening here?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Serge and I are going out. Today, on a date.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27On today's date. At Yolanda's Diner.
0:11:27 > 0:11:286.30.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30Cool. Er...
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- I think I'll be there too.- With who?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37With whom.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Ugh, I'm such a fool.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42I just don't know how to make Carl jealous when I like him so much.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Ugh, and I can't believe I misused the word whom.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47But I did.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I am such an idiot.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52I just do not know how to play it cool when I like Jane so much.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55And I can't believe I corrected her on her misuse of the word whom!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Right, cool. With whom.
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Well, I'm going to be there with...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Melissa! Ha-ha, yeah.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I knew hovering in your peripheral vision for the last three years
0:12:06 > 0:12:08- would pay off, Carl. - (Yeah. Be cool.)
0:12:08 > 0:12:10All right, so me and Mel will see you tonight at Yolanda's.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13This is going to be the best day of my life!
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Everything's coming up Melissa!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18I finally have a date with Carl, and he told me to be cool.
0:12:21 > 0:12:22You guys want to double-date?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Cool.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25- Cool.- Cool.- Cool.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Cool.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30So who is Serge dating again?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31- Me.- Cool.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34SHE SIGHS
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Enjoy your book club, Porter.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Enjoy being an AIT forever, Denise.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44As soon as I talk to Ms Stern,
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I'll be well on my way to earning my angel wings.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Yeah, right(!)
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Porter, are you OK? You're talking to yourself.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Yeah, I'm just preparing for some great conversation.- Well, then.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Let the People That Live East Of Seventh Avenue Book Club
0:12:59 > 0:13:01come to order.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Did everyone read this week's book, The Road Home?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Yes!- And what do we think? Are we liking it?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09I found it a bit...thinky.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Mm-hm.- Did anyone else find themselves thinking?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I found myself thinking a lot.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17SHE TITTERS
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Porter, what were your thoughts
0:13:19 > 0:13:23on this story of a young girl's aspirational journey into womanhood?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Uh... I didn't read the material.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28While I'm impressed that you're showing interest
0:13:28 > 0:13:31in something grown-up, it might've helped to be more prepared.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Ha-ha.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Actually, um...
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I read it.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- I get really emotional talking about it.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Ha-ha.- That's OK.
0:13:45 > 0:13:49You are going to love this next book.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51It's second in the trilogy of the Road Home series.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Roadblocks - A Re-routed Road Home.
0:13:54 > 0:13:59Yeah. I can't wait to pore over that one(!)
0:13:59 > 0:14:02That looks very thinky.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And another thing about Serge is, he's really clean.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09I never expected it, but he's really into personal hygiene.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Personal hygiene?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- I thought you were only interested in sports.- Serge has many interests.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Woodworking, horse movies, industrial machinery.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20- Oh, my gosh, I love industrial machinery.- Jane.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Did you know Melissa has a metal shop? And she has five...
0:14:22 > 0:14:26Count 'em! ..five welding certificates. Beat that!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Welding?- Welding.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Well, Serge can field-strip a weed trimmer in 10.7 seconds.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- 10.7?- Melissa once cooked a souffle on the hood of a hot car.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38- Serge loves unusually-cooked foods. I assume souffle is a food.- It is.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Serge made a doghouse from toothpicks,
0:14:40 > 0:14:41duct tape and gum wrappers.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- You have a dog? I love dogs! - It's a bouvier.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Melissa can juggle ten melons at a time! Honeydews, Jane! Honey. Dews.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Honeydews? - Honeydews.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53Well, my date is so much better than your date.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57- No, my date is so much better than yours.- Is not!- Yeah, it is!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58- No!- Yeah!- Mine is better!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- No, mine is better, Jane!- Mine. - Mine's better, Jane.- Mine!
0:15:04 > 0:15:07When is Ms Stern going to show up?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Uh, soon, I'm sure. You know, she's probably stuck in traffic.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12You know how congested the pearly gates can get.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You know what they say, there's only two seasons,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- winter and construction.- She's not showing up here at all, is she?
0:15:19 > 0:15:20No.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- What?! You can stand up? - This whole time.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30But an AIT can't undo another AIT's magic.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I know. I put a little no-stick magic on myself
0:15:33 > 0:15:34before you put the sticky butt magic on me.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37How did you know I would use sticky magic on you?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40You do it all the time, it's like your signature move.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Denise!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44Stuck it to him!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Argh! Denise!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Stuck it to ya!
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Nise!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Stuck it to ya!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55You're so predictable. You've even got a catch phrase.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57"I stuck it to ya!"
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Why would you pretend to be stuck on the couch?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01You kept me here all day!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- For your own protection. - My own protection?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Bike helmets are for my own protection.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Washing my hands is for my own protection.
0:16:09 > 0:16:1350 SPF sunblock is for my own protection.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15But go on, PJ, fill me in.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18From what exactly do I need protection?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Jane and Carl.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24They're going to get together.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Oh.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I know you still have feelings for him.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- Mine's better.- Mine's better. - Mine's better!- Mine's better.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33- Mine.- Mine.- No, mine.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh. I see.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37So apart from wasting an entire day
0:16:37 > 0:16:39of me not getting in contact with Ms Stern,
0:16:39 > 0:16:41you don't trust that I'm professional enough
0:16:41 > 0:16:42not to get between Carl and Jane?
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It's not that I didn't trust you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47I didn't want to see you get hurt.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48A little damage control.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52I wasted an entire day waiting for Ms Stern for nothing.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54And now I have to go find out
0:16:54 > 0:16:58what's going on with this whole Jane and Carl thing. What a day!
0:16:58 > 0:17:02I can control my own damage, thank you very much!
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Serge can chug a whole can of soda without burping!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Well, Melissa once won a burping contest!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh, well, Serge wins lots of contests!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yeah, none scholastic. Cos he's a meathead!
0:17:15 > 0:17:16You complete me.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Do you want to come over and see my metal shop sometime?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- You had me a honeydew. - You're just jealous!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Jealous?- Yeah!- You know what? Melissa can list the Latin names
0:17:25 > 0:17:27of all the varieties of root vegetables. See, Melissa?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29JANE GASPS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- What, where did they go? - You scared them away!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33I scared them away? You scared them away!
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Oh, brother. Now it's time for ME to do some damage control.
0:17:37 > 0:17:40- Pfft!- Oh, don't pfft me! - I just pfft'd you!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42- Oh, pfffffffft!- Pfffft! Typical Jane!
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Suck an egg, Carl!
0:17:44 > 0:17:45I can't believe you two.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Don't you guys get it?!
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Ugh, no, you don't get it.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51But boy, you're going to get it!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54So tell me, Porter, why did you bring me down here, hm? To see this?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56- I wanted to show you something. - Mm-hm.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Some people spend their whole lives wanting something
0:17:59 > 0:18:00and they can't have it.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03So Denise still has feelings for Carl Montclaire.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Porter.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Angel-human dating is strictly forbidden. Denise knows this.
0:18:09 > 0:18:10Just keep watching.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14You two have it right there in front of you, and you're pushing it away.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17Why would you ever do that?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Carl, tell Jane the truth.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Tell her how you feel about her. Do it.
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Do it...
0:18:25 > 0:18:26I...
0:18:26 > 0:18:28I...
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Tell her or so help me, I will turn you into a frog!
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- I like you, Jane. I never stopped liking you.- Really?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Really.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Now your turn, Jane. Tell him how you feel.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Well, I... You see, the thing is I...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49The frog thing applies to you too!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53I like you too, Carl. A lot.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I mean, a lot, a lot.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm sorry I turned you down that first time,
0:18:58 > 0:19:00it was the stupidest thing I've done in my whole life.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I wanted to show you how far Denise has come.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13And even though she still has feelings for Carl,
0:19:13 > 0:19:15she brought him and Jane together.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Isn't that an AIT's job? To do the right thing?
0:19:18 > 0:19:22It's easy to give up a guy, even if you really like him.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25So what if he's so adorable...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27and sweet...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and uh...
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Hey, we sacrifice.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36It's what we AIT's in-waiting do.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39Yes, perhaps you're right, Porter.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Denise is ready for her AIT assignment.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Thanks a lot, Denise. That was... That was really cool of you.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Yeah, you know, no big thang.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54It's what we AITs do. Be good to each other.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- So you want to get some dessert? - We haven't even had dinner yet.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Ah, we've wasted enough time. Let's just get dessert.
0:20:11 > 0:20:15Oh, look at you two like-liking each other.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Once again, Britney worked her magic!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# And love
0:20:23 > 0:20:28# Has found its way to me and you and you and me... #
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Look at you wishing it...blah-blah-blah.
0:20:40 > 0:20:45The only words I want to hear coming out of your mouth are... Huh!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Sorry Melis... Why can't I do this?!
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Ah!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53But I am smart about...
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Serge loves oddly...
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- What's the line? - Yeah, well, Melissa once won
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- a burping contest!- Oh, you...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- What do I say? Pfft!- Pfft!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Ewww!
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