Grazlax Attacks

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- There's no such thing as aliens. - Welcome to the Zarantulus.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07- We're going to die. - Not while I'm here.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11- How did you do that? - It was magic, Benny.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15- What is that?- "What?"

0:00:15 > 0:00:19"What" will be Randal Moon, guardian of the chamber.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Go, Dad, go!

0:00:24 > 0:00:26It's wizards versus aliens.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30And I'm ready for them.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Tom!

0:01:04 > 0:01:07- TEAM:- Boo!

0:01:07 > 0:01:08What is up with you?

0:01:09 > 0:01:10Nothing.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14Nothing? Moose just took the ball off you and scored. Moose!

0:01:14 > 0:01:17They don't call him that cos he's fast on his feet.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19It's just...stuff.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Stuff? And is this "stuff"

0:01:22 > 0:01:26why you missed the penalty against Middlebank High on Wednesday?

0:01:26 > 0:01:28I can't score every time.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Never seen you miss one before.

0:01:31 > 0:01:35You've been hanging out with him a lot lately.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38What's the matter? Your footie mates not clever enough for you?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Don't be a plank, Quinn.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42Look, it's the Cup Final on Monday.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45You'd better dump your "stuff" by then.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48You not playing?

0:01:50 > 0:01:54How am I supposed to play football with the Nekross up there?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Aliens. I pinch myself every morning.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Still expecting it all to turn out as some mad dream.

0:02:02 > 0:02:08Everything's changed, Benny. Everything. I know they're up there.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10I know what they're after.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12You might be an apprentice wizard, and the Nekross

0:02:12 > 0:02:16may like magic, but they're still attacking Earth.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Why don't we tell the Army?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21One missile into space, and bye-bye, Nekross.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25And if it isn't? Who knows what they'll throw back at Earth?

0:02:28 > 0:02:32We have to keep this secret. We have to sort this out.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Wizards. That's what we're here for, to protect the Earth.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41This is my fight, Benny.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Fancy coming round mine Saturday?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- I need a hand sorting out my new lab.- Your lab?!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Yeah. Although I suppose you'd have to meet my parents.

0:02:52 > 0:02:56You didn't say anything to them, did you? About the Nekross and me.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Course. And all about your gran's friend the hobgoblin.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02And they believed every word.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06No! Of course I didn't.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Never knew you were such a wind-up merchant.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13- Never knew you were a wizard. - OK, then, Saturday. Cool.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22TWO RESONANT KNOCKS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Chamber of Crowe, open to me.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Reveal yourself on the knock of three.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39I will never get over this.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Almost convinced myself this was a dream.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I mean, my brain is telling me it can't be real.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51But it is.

0:03:51 > 0:03:55It's magic, Benny. It'll blow you away every time.

0:03:55 > 0:03:59Ah! Thomas! Very good! And you brought Benny too!

0:03:59 > 0:04:03Pickling piskies! The chamber will be infested by the unenchanted!

0:04:03 > 0:04:08Oh, Moon, don't be a grumpy goblin! Benny is our friend.

0:04:08 > 0:04:12And Randal Moon, mistress, is a hobgoblin! Hob! Hob! Hob!

0:04:12 > 0:04:16He'll have been in service to the magical line of Crowe 500 years,

0:04:16 > 0:04:21beneath neither daylight nor stars, and still you'll be forgetting!

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Of all the things that take flight from my silly old bird brain,

0:04:27 > 0:04:32you will never be among them, my oldest, sweetest friend.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Apart from anything, you are so much fun to tease!

0:04:36 > 0:04:38Now - the chest!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41There's something you wanted to tell me, Gran.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Oh, yes! It's Moon's idea.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45A shrouding spell!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49I'm sorry. I'm new here. What's a shrouding spell?

0:04:50 > 0:04:52He's new here, too.

0:04:52 > 0:04:57A shrouding spell will be an enchantment to hide the magic

0:04:57 > 0:05:01of wizards all around the world from the sky ship.

0:05:01 > 0:05:05Wizards will cast their spells with no fear of the unworld ones

0:05:05 > 0:05:06a-spotting them.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09But are you up to this, Gran?

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Of course not. This is a Spell of Three.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Spell of Three? - Three is a special number in magic.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Like, you only get three spells.

0:05:18 > 0:05:21And a Spell of Three needs three wizards channelling

0:05:21 > 0:05:23their magic into one spell.

0:05:24 > 0:05:29You'll be the third wizard, Thomas Clarke,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31of the magical line of Crowe.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35For me? My own magical robe?

0:05:35 > 0:05:37The time will be here! Quickly! Quickly!

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Be putting on the robe of magic!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42And what do I do?

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Just stand quietly, dear. Maybe over there, a little way.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56Hear us, we'll be calling on the source

0:05:56 > 0:05:58to protect the children of magic

0:05:58 > 0:06:02from those beyond the star-glittery heavens.

0:06:02 > 0:06:04From the frozen wastes to the wooded lands,

0:06:04 > 0:06:07from the mountains that touch the sky

0:06:07 > 0:06:10to the seas that kiss the shores of the Neverside.

0:06:10 > 0:06:15Protect us and shroud our magic!

0:06:15 > 0:06:18ALL: Raa! Shey! Dah!

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Is that it? Are we safe?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33That's it! At least they won't spot us from space.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37But beware - we'll still be vulnerable

0:06:37 > 0:06:38when the Nekross are on Earth.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54I want more wizards!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Apologies, Father.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Since our encounter with the boy wizard and his family,

0:07:00 > 0:07:04word has escaped among the wizard-kind of our presence,

0:07:04 > 0:07:06and appetites.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I should have drained him and the old crone

0:07:09 > 0:07:11when I had the opportunity.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Do not vex yourself, my father.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17I have a stratagem to end your woes.

0:07:17 > 0:07:20Really, sister? I cannot wait.

0:07:20 > 0:07:23Tom Clarke's scent,

0:07:23 > 0:07:26distilled from surfaces he touched aboard the Zarantulus.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28Hmm!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33And how does this put magic in my belly?

0:07:33 > 0:07:37What we need is something to track Tom Clarke.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Something that can't be stopped.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44Something determined that will stalk him, trap him,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47suck the magic from his shattered bones.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50And bring it to you, my father.

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Guards - now!

0:07:54 > 0:07:58Sister! You have taken this from the zone of quarantine.

0:07:58 > 0:08:03- It will serve our purpose. - This is a stratagem of madness!

0:08:03 > 0:08:06Environmental conditions on Earth are safe for its release.

0:08:06 > 0:08:11Then do it! Set the Grazlax on the boy wizard

0:08:11 > 0:08:14and await his screams.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16LAUGHS DEMONICALLY

0:08:17 > 0:08:20RASPY ROAR

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Hey, Tom!

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Katie! What are you up to?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Just doing a job for my dad. Delivering leaflets. Boredom.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39Not cool.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Be cooler with two of us.

0:08:43 > 0:08:47I'd like to, but I can't. I'm sorry.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48No worries.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Wait, you going to Benny's?

0:08:51 > 0:08:54I said I'd give him a hand. He's building a lab.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57What is it with you two? You've got matey all of a sudden.

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Didn't you know? Geeks are cool now.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03The only way Benny will be cool is sat in a snowdrift.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Watch he doesn't blow you up.

0:09:21 > 0:09:25You must be Tom! I'm Tricia. It's so lovely to meet you!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Really, I can't tell you!

0:09:27 > 0:09:29VIOLIN SAWING TUNELESSLY WITHIN

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Hello.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Benny's nearly done. That's him practicing.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Bless him.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38He's so excited you've come over, Come in, come in!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Do you play the violin, Tom?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48No. No.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52From the sound of it, neither does Benny.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55VIOLIN SCRATCHES PAINFULLY

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Tom.

0:09:57 > 0:10:02Sorry to interrupt the maestro. Tom, this is Richard.

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Hi, Tom. Good to meet you.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Are you a musician, Mr Sherwood?

0:10:12 > 0:10:15No, not really, no. And it's Richard.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18And Tricia. Do you play any instruments, Tom?

0:10:18 > 0:10:21I play a bit of electric guitar.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I hope that's not too noisy for your family.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Would you like some lemonade, Tom? It's homemade.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30We don't believe in that chemical bilge-water in the shops.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32not good for the grey matter, eh, Benny?

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Or there's fresh orange juice. Or peppermint tea?

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Benny loves his herbal infusions.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42No, thanks, Mrs...Tricia.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Mum and Dad both work in IT.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50But apres le travail we do enjoy the transition

0:10:50 > 0:10:53from ASCII to accelerando.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Come on, the lab's out back.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03Yes, we'll do sandwiches later. Our own bread.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Organic. You'll love it, Tom. - Yeah, laters.

0:11:06 > 0:11:10He seems such a nice boy. And he's Benny's friend.

0:11:10 > 0:11:11At last!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18- So, your folks are...- Embarrassing.

0:11:18 > 0:11:22- I was going to say "all right". - "Embarrassing" is more accurate.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26No, they're OK. It's you that drinks the herbal infusions.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Yeah. Funny.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30GRUMBLING AND GROWLING

0:11:32 > 0:11:34I love them, but they drive me mad.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Everything is organic and chemical-free

0:11:37 > 0:11:40- so it doesn't mess up my brain. - I need a glass of e-numbers

0:11:40 > 0:11:42before I can even look at my homework!

0:11:42 > 0:11:46And there's all the books and the music lessons. And the quizzes.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- The quizzes? - Yeah. We have quiz nights.

0:11:49 > 0:11:52Quiz nights? Seriously?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's all to "stimulate" me.

0:11:55 > 0:11:56What?

0:11:56 > 0:11:59I'm supposed to be gifted.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03- What? Like a genius?- How many times have I blown stuff up at school?

0:12:03 > 0:12:07Haven't you wondered why they don't kick me out? Think about it.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22Welcome to the shed of dread,

0:12:22 > 0:12:26the scene of hideous experiments that could warp the mind. Such as...

0:12:30 > 0:12:31It's a telly.

0:12:33 > 0:12:35To you it's a telly.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40To Mum and Dad it's like the brain cell equivalent of a black hole.

0:12:40 > 0:12:44- They don't let you watch TV? - Come on, they're not the Nekross.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48They let me watch TV. As long as it's educational.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52So they don't know you've got this,

0:12:52 > 0:12:56and this whole lab thing is really a cover-up

0:12:56 > 0:12:59so you can come and watch Total Wipeout?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02You really are a genius.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15GROWLING, ANGUISHED FELINE WAILS

0:13:15 > 0:13:16Did you hear something?

0:13:19 > 0:13:20CAT YOWLS

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Next door's cat.

0:13:21 > 0:13:24Mum gets fed up with it messing up her flower beds.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Are you monitoring the Grazlax?

0:13:29 > 0:13:33Yes. Readings suggest it has found the boy wizard's scent.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37His screams will be loud. And short.

0:13:37 > 0:13:41So your parents - are they rich? I mean, that's a big house.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Dad's got his own company. He's a software genius.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Guess that's where I get it from.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50You know, I can be a genius too,

0:13:50 > 0:13:55and put this whole place together with the click of my fingers.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57There's a match on later.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00This is my lab - it's a magic-free zone.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Not using magic is a real bore. A-shup-ta!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09SNAPPING AND GROWLING

0:14:09 > 0:14:14Nekross or no Nekross, you just can't help showing off, can you?

0:14:14 > 0:14:17Sorry. It was just instinct.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21If the Nekross show up now and you're one spell down,

0:14:21 > 0:14:22don't say I didn't tell you.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25- CLATTERING - What was that?

0:14:25 > 0:14:29It's just that cat from next door. Stop freaking me out.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I'm not freaking you out. That is.

0:14:32 > 0:14:33THUMPING

0:14:35 > 0:14:38For a scientist, you can be pretty irrational.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Must be something to do with having a wizard for a mate.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45It's just a cat on the roof. Scratching is what cats do.

0:14:49 > 0:14:51Doesn't look like any cat to me.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57- What the...?- Leg it!

0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Tom!- Get it off, get it off!

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- Don't panic!- It's got my leg! - I'm on it!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10I've got it!

0:15:10 > 0:15:11It's strong!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- What are you doing?! Get rid of it!- I'm trying to!

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Whatever are they playing at down there?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Hockey. I think.

0:15:27 > 0:15:31You don't think Benny's friend might be a bit too sporty for him?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Sport is good for a boy.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Reminds him how much more comfortable he is in the classroom.

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Pass the piccalilli for me, will you?

0:15:50 > 0:15:53What is that?! One of yours or one of theirs?

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Goblin or alien?

0:15:54 > 0:15:58I can feel magic in anything from the Neverside. That's alien.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02The Nekross have sent it. They must have.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Boys! Lunch is ready!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Hurry up!

0:16:08 > 0:16:10Boys.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Yes, Dad. Coming!

0:16:14 > 0:16:16What are we going to do?

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Come on! Sandwiches are curling!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I can't think on an empty stomach!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23BANGING AND CLATTERING

0:16:28 > 0:16:31So, Tom, your father is a veterinarian?

0:16:31 > 0:16:34He must be a very smart man.

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Um...never really thought about it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39What about you? When you leave school, what do you want to do?

0:16:39 > 0:16:42And please don't say you want to be a footballer.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46So many young people these days want to be footballers or actors

0:16:46 > 0:16:49or pop stars. It's as if they've forgotten they have brains.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53I, um...I'm not sure.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57Not sure?

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Tom wants to save the world.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Ah! An environmentalist! Tom, that's brilliant. Brilliant!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Yes. We like to do our bit, don't we, darling?

0:17:07 > 0:17:11We have a sustainable multi-fuel boiler in the basement, you know.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13Oh!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16Is everything all right?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21I mean, cool. I mean, great!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Yeah. It's really...bangin'.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Plus limonade?

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- Please.- No!

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Tom?

0:17:29 > 0:17:31I mean, let me.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Oh, thank you, Tom.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38- You know, we took Benny to look around Oxford last summer.- Really?

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Trinity. - Richard went to Trinity College.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43We'd love for Benny to go there too.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46And we took some photographs. You must see them, Tom.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Tom doesn't want to see those.

0:17:48 > 0:17:49Yes, I do!

0:17:51 > 0:17:54I bet they're really...distracting.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Excellent. I'll get them out.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00You should go and help him, Mum. You know what Dad's like.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02He's a mathematical genius,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05but he couldn't match up a pair of socks to save his life!

0:18:09 > 0:18:12- It's going to get out!- We've got to get rid of your mum and dad.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15- We can't let them see what's down there.- How?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18Have you got a gran?

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Or someone on the other side of the city that they worry about?

0:18:22 > 0:18:23I've got a great uncle Clarence.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27Why? No. You're not casting spells over my mum and dad.

0:18:27 > 0:18:30Then you give me a better idea.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33Do it!

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Meesch-enfar-dah!

0:18:36 > 0:18:40We've had a call. Your great uncle Clarence has flooded the house.

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- I never even heard the phone. - You know what he's like.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46You boys can look after yourselves, can't you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Don't eat too much piccalilli. You know what it does to your insides!

0:18:49 > 0:18:50Bye, baby boy!

0:18:52 > 0:18:54When they come back

0:18:54 > 0:18:58maybe you can use your last spell of the day to make them cooler?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- It's out!- Mum and Dad!

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Don't worry, sweetheart, I'm sure he'll be all right.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Look after him, Tom?- Yeah. Sure. - Be good, boys.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29At least they're safe.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38It's in the house!

0:19:54 > 0:19:55It's gone upstairs.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58Boy, you really are a genius.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Where are you going? - OK, maybe not such a genius.

0:20:02 > 0:20:05- We need a plan. - Find it. Deal with it.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09- Football's on the telly at three. - That's what wizards call a plan?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Who needs a plan when you've got magic?

0:20:30 > 0:20:34Maybe it's hiding - could be more scared of us than we are of it?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36It didn't look all that scared to me.

0:20:36 > 0:20:44Typical defensive reflex. A dog doesn't bite you because it's mean.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- It's because it's scared.- Look, if you want to put it on a couch

0:20:44 > 0:20:47and ask it questions about growing up as an ankle-snapper, fine.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50But first we're going to fix it so it can't bite our arms off.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52CLATTERING

0:20:54 > 0:20:56That was my room.

0:21:20 > 0:21:21Quietly.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Be careful.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Watch out!

0:22:15 > 0:22:16Nice one!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Quick! Under here!

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Not good!

0:22:31 > 0:22:32What now?!

0:22:32 > 0:22:34IT SCREAMS

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Maifash-andwy dah!

0:22:42 > 0:22:46- Gotcha!- Gotcha?! That thing bit through my tennis racket,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50wrecked my bed! How long will a wicker basket hold it?

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Long enough to call my dad so we can work out what to do!

0:22:52 > 0:22:55He's a vet, not an exterminator!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I don't believe it! I've got no credit.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01It's getting out! What are you doing?!

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- It's getting out! - That's a Sugoi Kinzoku Robot!

0:23:04 > 0:23:06- A what?- It's rare! - You really are a geek!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14It's no good! It's getting out!

0:23:14 > 0:23:16Run for it!

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- Think that'll keep it out? - Who knows?

0:23:25 > 0:23:27THUMPING ON DOOR

0:23:28 > 0:23:31FOOTSTEPS PATTER AWAY

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- I think it's gone. - A thing like that?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I don't think it just goes.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47I've used up all my spells and it's got us trapped.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49We need help.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56GROWLING AND SNARLING

0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Well?- It's cut the phone off.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Whatever that thing is, it's smart. We are in big trouble.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Mum and Dad won't be at Uncle Clarence's forever,

0:24:06 > 0:24:09not when they find out nothing's wrong. What are we going to do?

0:24:09 > 0:24:11THUMPING FROM THE WALLS

0:24:11 > 0:24:13What was that?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Whatever it is, it's not good.

0:24:15 > 0:24:19CREAKING AND CRUMBLING

0:24:23 > 0:24:25What's it doing?

0:24:25 > 0:24:27It's in the wall!

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- What? How can it be in the wall? - Listen to it!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36- It's not in the wall. - It's in the chimney!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39The chimneys must be connected!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46IT SCREAMS

0:24:46 > 0:24:48Do something!

0:24:53 > 0:24:56- What do we do now?- I don't know!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Come on, then, Nibbles. You want some of this?- It's just a hairdryer.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Well, maybe it doesn't know that.

0:25:10 > 0:25:11HAIRDRYER WHIRRS INTO LIFE

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Yes! You don't like that, do you, Nibbles?

0:25:14 > 0:25:16SIREN SOUNDS

0:25:16 > 0:25:17What is happening?

0:25:17 > 0:25:21The body temperature of the Grazlax is increasing. Rapidly.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23What?! I don't understand!

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Nor do I. But I'm reading major metabolic irregularities!

0:25:27 > 0:25:30How's that for a blow-dry?

0:25:30 > 0:25:33Well, let's really turn up the heat.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37The body temperature is intensifying.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Vital signs are turning critical. I've seen nothing like this before.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45It's backing off.

0:25:47 > 0:25:49It's like the hot air is drying it out.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Not such a chompy chappy now, are you?

0:26:03 > 0:26:05That should hold him for a while.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I am reading intense molecular instability.

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Massive biological reactions.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15What is happening to the Grazlax?

0:26:15 > 0:26:19So now we have to work out what we're going to do with it.

0:26:19 > 0:26:22- WAILING AND SQUELCHING - What is that?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24I don't even want to guess.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29SILENCE

0:26:29 > 0:26:32- Well?- You've got the enquiring mind.

0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Maybe some things you just don't want to know.- It's your bathroom.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- I can't hear anything. - Come out of the way.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55Do it.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14- I think it died. - It's like it exploded.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Or something exploded out of him.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30WHIMPERING AND SNARLING

0:27:34 > 0:27:37It didn't explode. It had kids!

0:27:41 > 0:27:43There are three of them now!

0:27:43 > 0:27:44How can there be three of them?

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Cellular division.

0:27:47 > 0:27:50Like an amoeba. They don't have to breed to multiply,

0:27:50 > 0:27:52- they can just break apart. - Ah, great timing(!)

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Something must have set it off.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57The hairdryer! The heat started a biological reaction.

0:27:57 > 0:27:58- Like a crocodile.- A what?

0:27:58 > 0:28:03Crocodiles have to be a certain temperature before they can breed.

0:28:04 > 0:28:05Shame it's not a crocodile!

0:28:13 > 0:28:15It even broke through the door!

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Not that way!

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- Think this will keep them out? - Will anything?

0:28:34 > 0:28:36At least there's no fireplace in here.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39I wouldn't put it past them to chew through the bricks to get at us.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42You're really cheering me up(!)

0:28:47 > 0:28:51You know dust is made up of mostly dead skin cells and insect poo?

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Any other good news?

0:28:53 > 0:28:57I do not understand what has happened to the Grazlax.

0:28:57 > 0:29:00They are under a different sun, brother.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03I have taken another Grazlax from the Zone of Quarantine

0:29:03 > 0:29:07and shall simulate Earth conditions at the point we lost contact.

0:29:07 > 0:29:08Observe.

0:29:08 > 0:29:12You need to increase pollutant levels another four marks, sister.

0:29:12 > 0:29:17Indeed. And increasing temperature as indicated by the sensors.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20The experiment begins.

0:29:20 > 0:29:23ROARING, CRASHING

0:29:25 > 0:29:28I'm reading the same bio-critical indicators.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31Soon we shall see what happened on Earth.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33ROARING, THEN STATIC

0:29:35 > 0:29:36What happened?

0:29:36 > 0:29:40That electro-magnetic energy flash has destroyed the lights.

0:29:40 > 0:29:42Guard! Investigate!

0:29:53 > 0:29:55GRAZLAX SNARLS

0:30:01 > 0:30:04It seems we have a problem, sister.

0:30:05 > 0:30:08I advise we do not lose our heads.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14If only I still had some magic.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16These things could be like the Nekross.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18Magic might not have any effect.

0:30:21 > 0:30:24You know Quinn and Katie? They think I've gone weird.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Well, you're a wizard.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29And there are snappy aliens all over the house

0:30:29 > 0:30:32and a saucer full of spacemen who want to get fat on magic.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34How weird can it get?

0:30:35 > 0:30:37Yeah. It's freaky.

0:30:41 > 0:30:43You know, the really weird thing is,

0:30:43 > 0:30:46I'm sort of enjoying it.

0:30:46 > 0:30:49Or I was, till we got the gnashing nasties trashing my house.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50- And they think- I've- gone weird.

0:30:50 > 0:30:53Like a wizard isn't weird?

0:30:53 > 0:30:55Do you know what really is weird?

0:30:55 > 0:30:58For a science freak, you're not so bad.

0:30:58 > 0:31:00Cheers.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03You don't understand magic or anything, but...

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Do you? Like, why is it you only get three spells a day?

0:31:05 > 0:31:08I keep telling you, the laws of magic are different

0:31:08 > 0:31:11- to the laws of science. - Yeah, they don't make any sense.

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Not to an Unenchanted like you.

0:31:14 > 0:31:17I mean, especially like you. You're a science nut.

0:31:17 > 0:31:19Everything has to be logical.

0:31:19 > 0:31:21Magic isn't about logic.

0:31:21 > 0:31:24It's something you sense, you feel.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26It still has an effect on the physical world.

0:31:26 > 0:31:29You put furniture together with a click of your fingers.

0:31:29 > 0:31:31If there's an effect, there has to be a cause.

0:31:31 > 0:31:34That's physics, Tom, like it or not.

0:31:34 > 0:31:35See, that's what's great.

0:31:35 > 0:31:38You don't understand the first thing about magic,

0:31:38 > 0:31:41but I can talk to you about it

0:31:41 > 0:31:42and I've never had that before.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46- There's your dad and your gran. - That's not what I mean.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48Every other friend,

0:31:48 > 0:31:51everyone at school, I have to be someone else.

0:31:51 > 0:31:52Not a wizard.

0:31:54 > 0:31:58And that's like hiding what I am. Hiding me.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01You should try being a geek.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05RUMBLING, WATER BUBBLES

0:32:05 > 0:32:06What was that?

0:32:06 > 0:32:08It came from the overflow tank.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11SPLASHING, SNARLING

0:32:11 > 0:32:14- There's one in here!- It must have come up through the pipes.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17- In through the tank.- They can do that? Fit into a water pipe?

0:32:17 > 0:32:19- Climb up it?- You tell me.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20AND you're out of magic!

0:32:22 > 0:32:23Where's it gone?!

0:32:27 > 0:32:28What are you doing?

0:32:28 > 0:32:31I think we know a hairdryer isn't going to fix anything.

0:32:31 > 0:32:34Maybe there's another way of doing this.

0:32:36 > 0:32:38We could communicate.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41Yeah. We're going to talk cricket.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44They're obviously intelligent. Maybe we can reason with it.

0:32:46 > 0:32:48JACK-IN-THE-BOX SQUEALS

0:32:50 > 0:32:51SPLASH!

0:32:53 > 0:32:55It's gone back the way it came.

0:32:55 > 0:32:58It ran away? Why?

0:32:58 > 0:33:01Never mind that.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05- This is hot. Dad's eco-boiler has come on.- Oh.

0:33:05 > 0:33:06It multiplied when it got hot.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10And now they're planning on raising a family?

0:33:10 > 0:33:13If those things keep reproducing, we are in some serious trouble.

0:33:13 > 0:33:15What if it gets out of the house?

0:33:15 > 0:33:18We've got to turn that boiler off. Where is it?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19The basement.

0:33:20 > 0:33:22Spectacular.

0:33:38 > 0:33:42WHISPERS: That's the basement door.

0:33:42 > 0:33:44If those things are smart enough to turn on a boiler...

0:33:44 > 0:33:47That's bad, that's really bad.

0:33:48 > 0:33:49Only one way to find out.

0:33:54 > 0:33:55You've got the cricket bat.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02GRAZLAX ROARS

0:34:02 > 0:34:04POPPING, SQUELCHING

0:34:24 > 0:34:25They've reproduced again.

0:34:25 > 0:34:27There's nine of them now.

0:34:27 > 0:34:29THEY ROAR

0:34:29 > 0:34:30Run!

0:34:33 > 0:34:35The attic!

0:34:36 > 0:34:40DOORBELL RINGS

0:34:40 > 0:34:43- There's someone at the door!- Come on!

0:34:43 > 0:34:45Why did they stop chasing us?

0:34:47 > 0:34:50No way! It can't be!

0:34:53 > 0:34:56DOORBELL CONTINUES

0:35:01 > 0:35:03DOORBELL STOPS

0:35:04 > 0:35:06Hello?

0:35:06 > 0:35:07Benny?

0:35:07 > 0:35:09Tom?

0:35:09 > 0:35:14Hello? Are you in there?

0:35:14 > 0:35:17She's supposed to be delivering leaflets.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19Only she knows I'm here.

0:35:19 > 0:35:21And she's come to say hello?

0:35:22 > 0:35:23Suppose.

0:35:23 > 0:35:26Like it's impossible she's come to see me?

0:35:26 > 0:35:29I'm just saying. It's my house.

0:35:30 > 0:35:32Maybe she'll just give up and go.

0:35:35 > 0:35:36You know, when we came in,

0:35:36 > 0:35:38I can't remember if I shut the front door.

0:35:38 > 0:35:41What if she walks in?

0:35:41 > 0:35:44On a house full of aliens with razor blades for teeth?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46We've got to do something.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Hello?

0:35:58 > 0:35:59SNARLING

0:36:01 > 0:36:03Hello?

0:36:04 > 0:36:05Hello?

0:36:05 > 0:36:08You're going to have to distract them.

0:36:12 > 0:36:14GRAZLAX SNARLS

0:36:16 > 0:36:19Tom? Benny? Is that you?

0:36:29 > 0:36:32Are you playing about in there?

0:36:32 > 0:36:34Hey, boys!

0:36:34 > 0:36:36Come and get your Benny burger!

0:36:47 > 0:36:49What's going on in there?

0:36:52 > 0:36:54Katie! What are you doing here?

0:36:54 > 0:36:57What a surprise. I mean, nice surprise. Obviously.

0:36:57 > 0:36:59Hey!

0:36:59 > 0:37:02Hey... What's going on in there?

0:37:02 > 0:37:06Hmm? Oh, in there? Nothing.

0:37:06 > 0:37:08But I heard something. Like an animal.

0:37:09 > 0:37:13Oh! That'll be Benny's...

0:37:13 > 0:37:14dog.

0:37:14 > 0:37:17It didn't sound like a dog.

0:37:18 > 0:37:20It doesn't. It's a rare breed.

0:37:20 > 0:37:22It's a...

0:37:22 > 0:37:24a gnash...nauser.

0:37:24 > 0:37:29- A gnashnauser?- Mmm. - Are you winding me up?

0:37:29 > 0:37:31This is such a bad idea!

0:37:33 > 0:37:35- Get off! > - Benny.

0:37:35 > 0:37:37He loves that furry ball of teeth and claws.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39Leave me alone!

0:37:39 > 0:37:41I'm more of a cat person.

0:37:43 > 0:37:47The bag's my little sister's. But nice try.

0:37:49 > 0:37:51BENNY SCREAMS

0:37:53 > 0:37:56How many of these do you have to deliver?

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Three more bags. Dad wants to make a big noise about his new shop.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03That's going to take you all day.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Be faster and more fun with two of us.

0:38:07 > 0:38:11- That's true. - I'll buy us a pizza as a thank you.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28I'm sorry. I can't.

0:38:28 > 0:38:32Oh. OK. No problem.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38I mean... I'd love to. Honestly.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42Look, you've got stuff to do with Benny. I get it. It's no big deal.

0:38:42 > 0:38:44Look, Katie, I'm sorry. It's just...

0:38:44 > 0:38:48You know, it's Benny. He hasn't got any proper mates

0:38:48 > 0:38:51and I don't want him thinking that I've ditched him.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55Oh, no!

0:38:55 > 0:38:57POPPING

0:38:57 > 0:39:01- Tom! - He kind of needs me right now.

0:39:03 > 0:39:06- Well, he's lucky having you as a friend.- Mm-hm!

0:39:09 > 0:39:10Rrrgh!

0:39:13 > 0:39:19Have the Grazlaa from your "experiment" been dealt with?

0:39:19 > 0:39:21They were vented into space.

0:39:21 > 0:39:25But with the data from my experiment, we have re-calibrated the sensors.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27The Grazlaa have reproduced on Earth again

0:39:27 > 0:39:31and according to our projections, will continue to do so.

0:39:31 > 0:39:35Impossible. The Grazlaa require volcanic heat to multiply.

0:39:35 > 0:39:39Apparently not in Earth's environment.

0:39:39 > 0:39:41Our projections show that within 24 hours,

0:39:41 > 0:39:44there will be 5.4 million Grazlaa.

0:39:44 > 0:39:48They will destroy everything and everyone.

0:39:48 > 0:39:53I sought only to use the Grazlax to rid ourselves of the boy wizard.

0:39:54 > 0:39:58Instead, I have destroyed the last source of magic in the universe.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02The Nekross shall feast no more.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04We must take action immediately.

0:40:04 > 0:40:06The Zarantulus can exterminate the threat

0:40:06 > 0:40:08with a blast from the ion pulse cannon.

0:40:08 > 0:40:12Destroy the habitation? The entire house?

0:40:12 > 0:40:14And the immediate area around it.

0:40:14 > 0:40:16To be sure of total eradication.

0:40:18 > 0:40:19There will be human deaths,

0:40:19 > 0:40:24including the Halfling wizard, but what of that?

0:40:24 > 0:40:29Do it! Put the Zarantulus into full battle mode!

0:40:29 > 0:40:32As the King commands, so it is done.

0:40:42 > 0:40:45ENGINES RUMBLE

0:40:48 > 0:40:50Can you hear anything?

0:40:51 > 0:40:53Nothing.

0:40:53 > 0:40:55- I can't believe you shut them in- there.

0:40:55 > 0:40:58With the boiler! You are supposed to be the clever one.

0:40:58 > 0:41:00They were chasing me at the time!

0:41:01 > 0:41:03While you were chatting up Katie.

0:41:03 > 0:41:05I was not chatting her up!

0:41:05 > 0:41:07SNARLS, POPPING

0:41:07 > 0:41:09They're reproducing like micro-organisms.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12One becomes three, three becomes nine.

0:41:12 > 0:41:14Nine becomes 27.

0:41:14 > 0:41:1627 becomes...

0:41:17 > 0:41:19We're in big trouble.

0:41:19 > 0:41:22If they get out of this house and keep multiplying,

0:41:22 > 0:41:24the whole world is in trouble.

0:41:24 > 0:41:26We've got to get to that boiler and turn it off!

0:41:26 > 0:41:29It's Dad's eco-boiler. It's like a furnace.

0:41:29 > 0:41:31You can't just flick a switch.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33We have to find a way.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50SNARLING

0:41:59 > 0:42:01- Well? - It's like a nest.

0:42:01 > 0:42:04- How big a nest? - Big. There are loads of them.

0:42:04 > 0:42:07It's so hot down there. They must be reproducing faster.

0:42:07 > 0:42:11We're not going to get to the boiler, are we?

0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Only if we get them away from it. - And how are we going to do that?

0:42:16 > 0:42:17Do your mum and dad like opera?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26What are you doing?

0:42:28 > 0:42:33- Something you want to tell me? - Again. What are you doing?

0:42:34 > 0:42:38When Katie was at the door, they killed the doorbell.

0:42:38 > 0:42:41DOORBELL RINGS

0:42:41 > 0:42:44Remember up in the attic? That jack-in-the box went off.

0:42:44 > 0:42:46It made a screaming noise and the ankle-snapper ran off.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49JACK-IN-THE-BOX SQUEALS

0:42:49 > 0:42:51- What if they don't like high-pitched sounds?- Yeah!

0:42:51 > 0:42:54The army has ultra-high frequency weapons, sonic weapons,

0:42:54 > 0:42:57- that can knock people off their feet. - Shame we don't have one.

0:42:57 > 0:43:01We'll have to make do with opera. That's full of screeching, isn't it?

0:43:01 > 0:43:04They can break glass with their voices.

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Imagine what they can do to those things!

0:43:20 > 0:43:23Approaching Earth.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Soon we will be within range.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Ready?

0:43:40 > 0:43:42Ready.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Three...

0:43:44 > 0:43:46BOTH: Two...one...

0:43:54 > 0:43:56There are loads of them!

0:43:56 > 0:43:58We're running out of time. Let them have it.

0:43:58 > 0:44:02MUSIC: "Ride of the Valkyries"

0:44:02 > 0:44:05GRAZLAA HOWL

0:44:08 > 0:44:10It's working! They hate it!

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Turn it up! Give them more!

0:44:13 > 0:44:16SINGING GETS LOUDER, HIGHER

0:44:16 > 0:44:18You've done it, Benny! You've done it!

0:44:22 > 0:44:24SINGING STOPS

0:44:24 > 0:44:28- What happened?- They cut the power!

0:44:28 > 0:44:30Go! Go!

0:44:41 > 0:44:44- That won't hold them for long. - We can get out through the window!

0:44:44 > 0:44:47No, we can't. They're going to get through the door,

0:44:47 > 0:44:50then the window. We can't let them reach the outside world.

0:44:50 > 0:44:52CRASHING They're getting in! We're finished!

0:44:57 > 0:44:59Battle mode at maximum.

0:45:02 > 0:45:06I'm sorry, Benny. This is all my fault.

0:45:06 > 0:45:08The Nekross are after wizards, not Unenchanted.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10If you hadn't been my friend, you wouldn't be here now.

0:45:10 > 0:45:12Typical.

0:45:12 > 0:45:16I finally get a friend, and he gets me eaten by aliens.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19- We've still got one more sonic weapon!- What? There's no power!

0:45:21 > 0:45:24- We don't need power. We just need you!- What?

0:45:24 > 0:45:25Here!

0:45:25 > 0:45:27And this! I'm out of credit, but I have an amp app

0:45:27 > 0:45:30for my electric guitar. That will still work!

0:45:30 > 0:45:32You play and we blast 'em through my phone.

0:45:32 > 0:45:36- What? I can't play this! - That's the point!- You're right!

0:45:36 > 0:45:37We'll get feedback.

0:45:37 > 0:45:40- The Larsen effect!- I don't care what it's called,

0:45:40 > 0:45:42but double the screeching sounds good to me!

0:45:42 > 0:45:45You're going to be our sonic weapon, Benny!

0:45:45 > 0:45:47You're going to be our sonic weapon.

0:45:47 > 0:45:50Engaging ion pulse cannon.

0:45:58 > 0:46:01CANNON WHINES

0:46:01 > 0:46:03BENNY PLAYS BADLY

0:46:03 > 0:46:07DOOR SPLINTERS

0:46:07 > 0:46:10HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING

0:46:12 > 0:46:15Come on, Benny. Hit that note!

0:46:17 > 0:46:21VIOLIN SCREECHES, HIGHER AND HIGHER

0:46:28 > 0:46:30Whoa!

0:46:30 > 0:46:31Gross!

0:46:32 > 0:46:34Let's get the rest of them!

0:46:34 > 0:46:36Targeting now.

0:46:44 > 0:46:48MUSIC: "1812 Overture"

0:47:25 > 0:47:27- Now- that's- how you play violin!

0:47:30 > 0:47:33Maximum pulse in five...

0:47:33 > 0:47:35four...three...

0:47:35 > 0:47:38- two...- No. Wait!

0:47:38 > 0:47:40The Grazlaa readings have ceased.

0:47:40 > 0:47:42- What?- They've been destroyed.

0:47:42 > 0:47:45Abort and retreat! Now!

0:48:07 > 0:48:09What am I going to tell my parents?

0:48:12 > 0:48:13I've got an idea.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32They were bogles, you say?

0:48:32 > 0:48:34No, Gran. They were aliens.

0:48:34 > 0:48:37The Nekross sent them. They must have.

0:48:37 > 0:48:38They sound like bogles.

0:48:38 > 0:48:41This looks like the work of bogles.

0:48:41 > 0:48:43Nasty, chompy, nasty things.

0:48:43 > 0:48:46No, Gran. Bogles are from the Neverside.

0:48:46 > 0:48:49These were from another planet.

0:48:49 > 0:48:52Oh! Life used to be so much simpler

0:48:52 > 0:48:55when all we had to worry about was goblins and dragons.

0:48:55 > 0:48:59Are you sure about this? I mean, I know she's your gran,

0:48:59 > 0:49:03but isn't she a bit... well, unpredictable?

0:49:06 > 0:49:08It's either this or...

0:49:08 > 0:49:11I don't know, have you got any ideas?

0:49:17 > 0:49:22Right, then, a major spring cleaning spell, I think.

0:49:22 > 0:49:26Please, Gran, we need you to really concentrate.

0:49:26 > 0:49:28Everything, and I mean everything,

0:49:28 > 0:49:32has to be put back the way it was before the ankle-snappers showed up.

0:49:32 > 0:49:37I know. Now, give me some room.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Spree falow dah!

0:49:48 > 0:49:51That's not right.

0:49:51 > 0:49:52Not right at all.

0:49:55 > 0:49:56Sorry.

0:49:56 > 0:49:59We'll get there, don't worry.

0:50:01 > 0:50:06Spree fasha allah dah!

0:50:10 > 0:50:11Oh. No.

0:50:13 > 0:50:14Oh. I must be hungry.

0:50:14 > 0:50:17Nothing like missing your tea and afternoon cake

0:50:17 > 0:50:19to make the mind wander.

0:50:19 > 0:50:21Quick. Before the neighbours see!

0:50:21 > 0:50:23No! Take your time, Mrs Crowe.

0:50:23 > 0:50:27Concentrate. Please. Concentrate really, really hard.

0:50:27 > 0:50:28This is your third spell.

0:50:28 > 0:50:31You have to get it right, or I'm toast.

0:50:31 > 0:50:35Then maybe I ought to magic up some jam and butter, instead?

0:50:36 > 0:50:39Ye of little faith.

0:50:47 > 0:50:51Sprash afalla waan dah!

0:50:55 > 0:51:00- Ta-da! - Gran, you are brilliant!

0:51:04 > 0:51:07If only I could get the Chamber tidied up like this.

0:51:07 > 0:51:10- Your robot's back in one piece, then.- Kind of.

0:51:10 > 0:51:11It looks perfectly fine to me.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14Are you doubting my magic, young man?

0:51:14 > 0:51:17This was a Sugoi Kinzoku copy.

0:51:17 > 0:51:20The real ones are really rare, worth about a grand.

0:51:20 > 0:51:24- So? - So it's not a copy any more.

0:51:24 > 0:51:27- It's a real one. - Are you sure?

0:51:27 > 0:51:32- I'm a geek. Of course I'm sure. - So why aren't you looking happy?

0:51:32 > 0:51:37Most of these things, they're not the real thing. Or they weren't.

0:51:37 > 0:51:38But look at this.

0:51:39 > 0:51:43If it's genuine, it will have a Kang Xi reign mark on the base,

0:51:43 > 0:51:44which it has!

0:51:44 > 0:51:48It's worth millions!

0:51:48 > 0:51:50Don't worry, Benny!

0:51:50 > 0:51:55Just make sure your parents never look at any of these too closely.

0:51:55 > 0:51:59Now, I'm off to find a cup of tangleweed tea.

0:51:59 > 0:52:02Moon had better have the cauldron on.

0:52:03 > 0:52:06I'd better go, too. Think I need a shower.

0:52:06 > 0:52:10Yeah. Me, too. Before Mum and Dad get back.

0:52:10 > 0:52:12- See you Monday?- See you Monday.

0:52:12 > 0:52:16And, Tom, there's no need to be sorry.

0:52:16 > 0:52:20I mean, for getting me into all of this.

0:52:20 > 0:52:23- Wizards and aliens. - And nearly getting eaten?

0:52:23 > 0:52:27Yeah, that would've been a downer.

0:52:27 > 0:52:30Still, you did come and help me with the lab.

0:52:30 > 0:52:35- Thanks.- That's what friends are for, isn't it?

0:52:38 > 0:52:40Gran! Wait for me!

0:52:44 > 0:52:48So, the Grazlaa,

0:52:48 > 0:52:50who have devoured worlds,

0:52:50 > 0:52:54were destroyed by a Halfling wizard?

0:52:56 > 0:52:58He may be a Halfling, but clearly Tom Clarke

0:52:58 > 0:53:01is a formidable wizard and enemy of the Nekross.

0:53:01 > 0:53:05We almost lost this planet because of your lack of knowledge.

0:53:05 > 0:53:08Yes, Father,

0:53:08 > 0:53:12and I shall make it my mission to study their ways in detail.

0:53:12 > 0:53:18We must accelerate the master plan!

0:53:18 > 0:53:22Yes, my father, we shall yet strip Earth of its magic.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24Every last centillium.

0:53:24 > 0:53:28The boy wizard cannot stop us. No-one can!

0:53:28 > 0:53:30The Nekross shall feast!

0:53:30 > 0:53:35Yes, the Nekross shall feast!

0:53:35 > 0:53:38The Nekross shall feast!

0:53:44 > 0:53:46You want magic?

0:53:49 > 0:53:52- You were using magic to do your homework?- What? Where are we?

0:53:52 > 0:53:56I'm so sick of our responsibilities as wizards.

0:53:56 > 0:53:59You hang around with that little nerd, the school's biggest sad case.

0:53:59 > 0:54:02- You'd better let him go. - Who are you?- I'm Jackson Hawke.

0:54:02 > 0:54:05- This is Benny. - You hang out with an Unenchanted?

0:54:05 > 0:54:08What we've got is so fantastic, because what we've got is power.

0:54:08 > 0:54:10- Why are you doing what he tells you? - Who will you choose?

0:54:10 > 0:54:13A wizard with such power - just imagine what he can do.

0:54:13 > 0:54:14Now that's magic.

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