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0:00:02 > 0:00:03According to the Network of Mirrors,

0:00:03 > 0:00:05there's something here that shouldn't be.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07And it's our job to send it back to the Neverside before

0:00:07 > 0:00:11it causes any mischief, or attracts the attention of you know who.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Somebody, or something, is home.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Let's go and find out what.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:00:35 > 0:00:40- This is like walking into Great Expectations.- (Quiet, Benny.)

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Moon said there's Neverside magic here

0:00:42 > 0:00:43and we've got no idea what it is.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- It could be all sorts of nightmare stuff.- It's true.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49And Moon does have a nose for trouble.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Those ears don't do him any favours, either.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:00:56 > 0:00:57It's here!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Creature of the Neverside,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03show yourself in the name of the magical line of Crowe.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE LAUGHS

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Ooh! You stare and gawp, it's very sad.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Careful or it'll turn out bad.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16He's a bit full of himself for a little guy.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, maybe, but I can feel the magic in him. It's intense.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23He certainly is a powerful little fellow.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Even my toes are tingling.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28I did not know how much you cared. A welcome party you've prepared.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Creature of the Neverside,

0:01:30 > 0:01:34you have strayed beyond the Line of Twilight and I command you, be gone!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Your jibber-jabber makes no sense.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Bum burps would cause me less offence.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He's got a colourful turn of phrase, whatever he is.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48I am Squiggley, don't be coy. Now you've met a Hobbledehoy.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51A Hobbledehoy! They're really rare...

0:01:53 > 0:01:57..and from what I recall, entirely troublesome, too.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Ha-ha!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE LAUGHS

0:02:04 > 0:02:05He seems harmless enough.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07All you're saying sounds like tripe.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You'll make some sense or shut your pipe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- What's with all the limericks? - Maybe he does it just for kicks!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh! At last you tumble just in time.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19To talk to Squiggley, you must rhyme.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, I get it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23For him to understand what we say, every sentence has to rhyme.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Speak in rhyme? What, all the time?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Oh, dear. It's so complicated doing a banishment back to the Neverside,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32never mind doing it in verse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE SNIFFS

0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're Unenchanted, so are you,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39but wizard blood flows through you two.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Yes, we're wizards, with a task.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Will you go home? I have to ask.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, well done, Tom!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Your verse is clumsy but I hear you don't want poor Squiggley near.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55It's not just that, you have to flee. It's dangerous...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59..because of me!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Ah!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Leave him alone!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Such a small creature

0:03:05 > 0:03:10with such a unique and powerful energy signature

0:03:10 > 0:03:14that defies even your wizard shrouding.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Leave it alone, Tom Clarke? You jest.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22And now I have a bonus.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Two wizards for the extractor, as well.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Keep your paws off my family!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29HE GRUNTS

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Please take your fight out of this place.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33We won't have that in Squiggley's space!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Open the door! Open up!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40And now, the Nekross shall feast.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44To point at people's very rude. You risk disturbing Squiggley's mood.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Go!- Open up!- You've got to get yourself out of here!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48This Nekross is...!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50This Nekross is a thing to fear!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53HE LAUGHS

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Remain still. I shall not warn you again.- Open up!

0:03:58 > 0:04:04This oaf does not make me afraid. You all will soon regret this raid.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Wait, we're all on your side.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10You must be taught why not to toy with this mighty Hobbledehoy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15What are you doing? Stop!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18HE GRUNTS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21HE LAUGHS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Tom!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ursula!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28They'll find their lives are greatly changed,

0:04:28 > 0:04:29now Squiggley's had them rearranged.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33What? What's that supposed to mean? What have you done to them?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36HE LAUGHS

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- What happened? - Never mind right now.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Let's get out of here before Varg gets back on his feet.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, my brain...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Squiggley did a vanishing act and good riddance, if you ask me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55If there's one thing we can do without, it's a rapping goblin.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57One thing I can't do without is breakfast.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00No-one should do Hobbledehoys and Nekross on an empty stomach.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I could eat a horse, just like that.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05HORSE NEIGHS

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Benny...?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You've got magic.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I don't get it. How can I have Magic?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I've no idea, Benny dear.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I've never heard of such a thing.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46An Unenchanted suddenly having magic?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Whatever next? This is something to do with that wretched Hobbledehoy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I knew I should have blasted him the moment I laid eyes on him.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Steady on, Ursula. I didn't think wizards blasted anything.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Don't they?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00I'm off to the chamber.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I need to talk to Moon.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I'm coming, too. I want to hear what he says.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Sorry, Benny, but until I know what's happened to you,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I don't want any strange magic in the chamber.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Don't worry, mate. It'll be all right.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Course I'll be all right. I'm Benny Sherwood and I've got magic.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Benny, no!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oh, no!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Sorry!

0:06:44 > 0:06:50Benny, as one Unenchanted to another, lay off the Magic.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Sorry, Mr Clarke, but let me just fix it.- No, Benny!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You don't know anything about magic.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59You can't just click your fingers and hope for the best.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's all right, Tom. I've got it now. It's all about concentration

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- and I'm a genius, remember? Don't be such a chicken.- No!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, genius(!)

0:07:13 > 0:07:17You have to train, Benny. You have to focus.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22You can't spell-cast just like that. That's why wizards use words.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24There's something wrong.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I can't get into the chamber.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I've tried three times, but...nothing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I don't understand it. I've been knocking on the chamber door

0:07:35 > 0:07:39since I was seven years old and it's never refused me. Never.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Let me have a go.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Chamber of Crowe, open to me.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Reveal yourself on the knock of three.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00This isn't good, is it?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03You try.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05What? Me? But...

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Chamber of Crowe, open to me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Reveal yourself on the knock of three.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Spectacular.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Hanging bats and banshee chats, something will be amiss.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Mistress...your magic!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41The magic of the line of Crowe! And the young master, too!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Your magic, the magic of Crowe will have gone!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49My magic? I can't just lose my magic.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Kabradah!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Kabradah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01It's true.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03There's nothing there, I can feel it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I felt it since we left the castle but I didn't...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07but I didn't know what it was.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And mine's gone, too.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's all gone into me?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23..not all.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Randal Moon will be feeling the magic in you, imp,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29but it will be the young master's only, not of the Mistress Crowe.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Then what's happened to mine?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Nothing. Well, thank goodness for that, anyway.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, then, the only other person that was there...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Varg.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, dear.

0:09:48 > 0:09:55This creature stunned you with its magic, enabling it to escape?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Forgive the shame I bring on you, oh Might of Nekron,

0:09:58 > 0:10:02yet this Hobbledehoy was extremely powerful...

0:10:02 > 0:10:04for a little fellow.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Indeed, you do not seem quite yourself, my brother.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Perhaps this "little fellow" has hurt you more than you would admit.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The scent of magic still clings to you.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I am perfectly fit for duty, sister,

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and more than capable of capturing this creature

0:10:23 > 0:10:25and extracting its magic.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Then the Nekross shall feast!

0:10:28 > 0:10:34Good. The magic that clings to you makes me hunger, my son.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Makes me ravenous.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Indeed. It is...intoxicating.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Then allow me to take my leave, father...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51..and attempt to re-acquire a sensor-lock on the Hobbledehoy,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54so that you may feed.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Yes, my son. Be gone and bring me its magic!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01As the King commands, so it is done.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06And, Varg, if I were you, I would bathe, as well.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09That scent of magic is so pungent.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I would hate to lose control and eat you.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22SHE LAUGHS

0:11:28 > 0:11:31That is...just amazing.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm glad you can feel it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37You asked what it was like to get three new spells...

0:11:37 > 0:11:39and now you know.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40It's like...

0:11:40 > 0:11:44like every cell of my body was on fire, but in a good way!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I reckon it's the solar energy

0:11:47 > 0:11:50that triggers some sort of bio-cellular reaction.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Come again?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's like humans make 90% of the Vitamin D

0:11:55 > 0:11:59we need directly from Ultraviolet B exposure from the sun.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hang on, do you know what you're saying? That's me.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04That's Benny Sherwood talking, not Tom Clarke.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08You're right. You haven't just got my magic, I've got your smarts.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11It's like your dad said - we've been rearranged.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14You know, this can be kind of cool.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I mean, I've always wondered what it would be like to be a brainiac,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20just like you've wondered about magic.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24It's kind of an experiment...

0:12:25 > 0:12:29..and I can't believe how cool I think that sounds.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32As long as your gran can find a way to switch us back again in the end.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38But hang on, if we've swapped what makes us us,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40that means Varg's swapped with...

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Your gran.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I don't keep you in bread and milk for the fun of it.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50You're supposed to give me answers when I need them.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ursula, just leave him alone.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54HE STRAINS

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I don't know what came over me.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01I'm really not feeling myself - not at all. Oh, dear.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's Varg, gran.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06The Hobbledehoy switched your essence for Varg's.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- COMPUTER:- Invalid command.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15What? Ridiculous.

0:13:15 > 0:13:21Invalid command. Please identify by voiceprint command.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's me, you silly whatsit, Varg!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Identification confirmed. Varg, Prince of Nekron...

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- "Whatsit" does not compute.- What?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31"Whatsit" does not compute.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I heard you! Of course it does not compute, it is gibberish.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Affirmative.- What's wrong with me?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Ever since I returned from Earth,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41it has been like thinking through fudge cake...

0:13:42 > 0:13:46..and I do not even know what fudge cake is.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Get a grip, Varg.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Sensor control, commence a total Earth scan for the...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59What's the blessed word?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's on the tip of my tongue. It's... It's...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:14:10 > 0:14:12What is this?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Some attack by the wizards?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21HE SNIFFS

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Sensors have isolated source of magic - Varg, Prince of Nekross.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Impossible! I am Nekross, not...

0:14:32 > 0:14:36The Hobbledehoy, this is its doing.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39And my sister has already sensed the magic in me.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46The Hobbledehoy. You must locate the Hobbledehoy again.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Affirmative. - It must reverse this enchantment

0:14:50 > 0:14:53or the Nekross will feast...on me.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Mistress, mistress, there will be something in the dusty tomes.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01The book will be saying,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04only a Hobbledehoy will be undoing its own magical mischief.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Then we need to summon it back. The stratagem is obvious!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yes, Mistress. Randal Moon will be a-searching

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- the Library of Crowe for a summoning potion.- Come on, hop to it!

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Meanwhile, me and Benny have a date with a chemistry exam.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Are you serious? You're talking about going to school after all this?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Yeah.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Oh, of course you are. I forgot, you're me.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Varg, how does the scan for the Hobbledehoy Magic progress?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38The...scan is in process.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Now, I must...be on my way.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Toodle-oo!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I beg your pardon, brother.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I mean, I... I must dash.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58SHE SNIFFS

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Computer, perhaps you can tell me what my brother has been up to.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Five minutes, everyone!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27SHOUTING OUTSIDE

0:16:32 > 0:16:33WHISTLE BLOWS

0:16:51 > 0:16:54BELL RINGS

0:16:57 > 0:16:59I hardly even had to think.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I just saw the question and the answer was just there, like that.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Like magic.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah, like magic.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08It's cool to be smart, isn't it?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Whereas every time I looked at a chemical equation,

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- all I saw was a different footie formation.- Stupid machine.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19These are actually pretty clever robots. Simple, but clever.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23They use electromagnetic fields to recognise the coins you put in.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26You sound like Benny.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28COMPUTER BEEPS

0:17:28 > 0:17:31CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I think this one is yours.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Thank you, Benny. That was quite a catch.- So are you.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49We've got to go. Come on, Benny!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Catch you later, Katie.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55What was all that about? Using magic?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57And Katie?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I don't know. It's sort of fun being you, isn't it?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02And anyway, Katie dumped you.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Thanks for reminding me...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07and that was not being me.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I am not that cheesy.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Tell me, is there news of the scan for the Hobbledehoy, my dear?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18My what? My who?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24I'm sorry my exquisite excellency, did you just call me my dear?

0:18:24 > 0:18:30I said, Technician Jathro 15 of Subsection Alpha Grex Nine,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32darling boy.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Please take no offence

0:18:33 > 0:18:36at my brother's lapse in etiquette, technician.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Since he was attacked by the Hobbledehoy creature,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I fear he has not quite been himself.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Nonsense. I am perfectly well. Entirely tickety-boo.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I perceive you have been so busy,

0:18:49 > 0:18:53you have still not found the time to rid yourself of its magical musk.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58There is much to be done in the name of our father.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02This magical residue that clings to you so strongly reminds me

0:19:02 > 0:19:04of the story of Prince Vathallion.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Such a tragic tale.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I have no memory or time for the wet-nurse tales

0:19:11 > 0:19:12of the royal hatcheries.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Prince Vathallion was a great warrior of ancient Nekron,

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Technician Jathro,

0:19:20 > 0:19:25who was bewitched by an alien wizard of enormous power.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26I see...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29In what way, my excellency?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32He was cursed...with magic.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Powerful magic.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38And magic in the blood of a Nekross is the most potent,

0:19:38 > 0:19:43most intoxicating magic in all the universe.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47And Prince Vathallion's own sisters fell upon him

0:19:47 > 0:19:50in a frenzy of feeding that did not end

0:19:50 > 0:19:55until they had sucked the very last magic from his broken bones.

0:19:55 > 0:20:01Imagine that, Varg, to be consumed by your own sister.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I have no time for bedtime stories.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08There is work to be done.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Dad'll be picking us up in ten minutes' time.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Then, with a bit of luck,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19we'll get everything the right way round for this afternoon.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Yeah, I suppose. But won't you miss being smart?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Not as much as I miss magic.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29A wizard is what I am, Benny.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Being a genius is what you are.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Though...I have to admit,

0:20:33 > 0:20:37I never thought being a geek would feel so...cool.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Wahey!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Sorry, Benny. I thought I heard you calling for the ball.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's OK, Quinn. I thought I heard you crying for your bottle.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Whoa!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Whoa! Benny bites back.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Like I'm done yet.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55LAUGHTER

0:20:55 > 0:20:57(That's another spell you've wasted!)

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Not as far as I'm concerned.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00What the heck?!

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Tom, on your head!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Look at Benny's skills!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Have you been coaching him or what?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18So who wants a game, then?

0:21:18 > 0:21:19What's got into Benny today?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25I dunno. Guess it must be that old Tom Clarke magic rubbing off on him.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Are we OK?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yeah.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Sorry.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Idiot, come on.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'm just glad the chemistry exam is out of the way.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I mean, why do hydrocarbons with small molecules make better fuels

0:21:44 > 0:21:47than hydrocarbons with big molecules? What's that all about?

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Smaller molecules have a low boiling point. They flow quickly.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54They're more volatile and ignite easily.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56SHE LAUGHS

0:21:56 > 0:22:01Wow! You and Benny really have been spending a lot of time together!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I suppose so.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09We've got a physics exam next week.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12We could revise together...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14if you like.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yes, I'd like.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Cool.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26What's got into you, Benzoid? You never said you could play.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Don't have to tell you everything...Quinnster.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32There's a five-a-side game tonight, if you're up for it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Yeah, I'll see if I can fit you in.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40That was amazing! I mean, Quinn's asked me to play.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Me! I'm popular!- Yeah, and I even got a study date with Katie.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51But now I guess it's time to put things straight again.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Get a move on! I've got business to finish with that Hobbledehoy!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Have you seen my brother, Technician?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Not since you told your entertaining story earlier, exquisite excellency.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Is all well?

0:23:09 > 0:23:14It will be, soon, but first we must capture the Hobbledehoy.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I have installed a teleport relay system into the extractor.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21The instant our scanners lock on to it again,

0:23:21 > 0:23:23you will beam it there directly.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26These are the creature's last co-ordinates.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30The hobgoblin assures me this chemical preparation will

0:23:30 > 0:23:33assist in summoning it back to this dimension.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37So...what happens now?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Read this, then strike the staff on the floor.- Me?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I don't see any other wizards, do you?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Go on, Benny.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49You can do it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Hear my summons and do not hide,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04he who lives on the Neverside.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Do my bidding and come to me, the Hobbledehoy called Squiggley!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Huh? Ah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16It worked! Spectacular!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Who so dares to summon Squiggley? Be prepared to suffer quickly.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23All we ask is that you reverse

0:24:23 > 0:24:27this changing, swapping, crazy curse.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- If you think that curse is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet, my lad!- No!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Huh? Argh!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41The Nekross have got him.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Now we're really in trouble.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49Release me now or feel my rage. A Hobbledehoy you do not cage.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Rage all you like, Hobbledehoy!

0:24:51 > 0:24:56You are trapped, held powerless by the extractor's magical dampers.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59To think my brother's fate is sealed by nothing more than

0:24:59 > 0:25:01a head on two feet.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I have much I should thank you for, Hobbledehoy.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08I cannot understand your speech, but pity Squiggley, I beseech!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Of course.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14My research revealed the rhyming nature of your communication.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18These words for you are but tragic.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Now we will extract the magic!

0:25:29 > 0:25:33HE SCREAMS

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sister! No! Stop the extraction!

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Oh, sorry Varg. Perhaps I should have given you a heads-up.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Lexi, what have you done?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00What is that?

0:26:00 > 0:26:04It's Squiggley. The Nekross have extracted his magic.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- That's all that's left of him?- Yeah.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And with no Hobbledehoy to reverse its spell,

0:26:09 > 0:26:11that means we are stuck like this...

0:26:13 > 0:26:14..forever!

0:26:16 > 0:26:17Father...

0:26:17 > 0:26:19I accuse my brother of contamination.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21He has been corrupted...

0:26:21 > 0:26:23by Magic!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27- No!- Lexi, what do you mean? Make yourself clear!

0:26:27 > 0:26:31Can you not smell it, father? That musk of Magic?

0:26:32 > 0:26:37Magic in Nekross blood? Impossible!

0:26:37 > 0:26:42But, Father! Lexi is beguiled. By Tom Clarke.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44She seeks to divide us and destroy us!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46I would throw her to the Skorpulus, like that!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48BANG

0:26:48 > 0:26:49CHICKENS SQUAWK

0:26:50 > 0:26:54My son, a monstrous wizard?

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Guards! Get him!

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Guards, save the House of Nekron and your King!

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Eradicate him!

0:27:09 > 0:27:10CHICKENS SQUAWK

0:27:10 > 0:27:13What is this obsession with chickens?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Smoking bones and dragon stones,

0:27:17 > 0:27:19these will be tidings to make even a troll sob.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21The Hobbledehoy will be no more!

0:27:21 > 0:27:23Come on.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26We'll find something in the Library of Crowe to fix this.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Or it won't be a Hobbledehoy that gets skinned!

0:27:29 > 0:27:33Mistress! Mistress! Randal Moon will be needing his skin.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35It'll be holding all of his insides in!

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I need a brew.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40And none of that tangleweed muck. Lads?

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- No, thanks, Mr Clarke. - I'll leave the door open.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Give me a shout if they find anything.

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Are you all right?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54This was a laugh before,

0:27:54 > 0:27:58but now Squiggley's gone, I'm stuck like this.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00Me, too, you know.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04Yeah, I know. But what I've lost...

0:28:05 > 0:28:07It's more than Magic.

0:28:07 > 0:28:09I got Magic from my mum.

0:28:09 > 0:28:13It was something really special that we had together.

0:28:13 > 0:28:17And since she died, it's the last connection I've got with her.

0:28:19 > 0:28:21And now...it's gone.

0:28:21 > 0:28:26Tom, listen. I'm sorry.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29I didn't ask for this to happen, but it has.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31I'm trying to make the best of it.

0:28:33 > 0:28:36Yeah, I saw. You like it, don't you?

0:28:36 > 0:28:42Doing spells, playing football with Quinn, showing off to Katie!

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Says the kid who just aced his science exam!

0:28:44 > 0:28:46Oh, yeah, cos that makes up for everything(!)

0:28:48 > 0:28:52I was born a wizard, Benny! It's who I am! Not a...

0:28:52 > 0:28:53science geek!

0:28:53 > 0:28:54Look!

0:28:54 > 0:28:57I've put up with that all my life and I don't have to take it any more.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Maybe it's better this way,

0:28:59 > 0:29:02maybe I can use Magic to do some good, some real good in the world?

0:29:02 > 0:29:04and not waste it like you have!

0:29:04 > 0:29:05You don't know anything about Magic.

0:29:05 > 0:29:08You're a sad Unenchanted who had to steal my life to get a life!

0:29:08 > 0:29:09Shut up!

0:29:09 > 0:29:11BANG

0:29:16 > 0:29:18Benny! Wait!

0:29:18 > 0:29:19I'm sorry!

0:29:20 > 0:29:22Where are you going?

0:29:22 > 0:29:24Getting on with my new life -

0:29:24 > 0:29:26playing football with Quinn, remember?!

0:29:28 > 0:29:32Benny, your nose is bleeding.

0:29:32 > 0:29:34Yeah! Like you care(!)

0:29:37 > 0:29:39What on earth's going on?

0:29:47 > 0:29:52There, that should keep the nasty blighters out... What am I saying?

0:29:55 > 0:29:57The hag.

0:29:58 > 0:30:04Ursula of the Magical Line of Crowe, it is your essence that poisons me.

0:30:05 > 0:30:07I can feel you in here!

0:30:08 > 0:30:11You must help me become Prince of Nekron once more!

0:30:12 > 0:30:14HE GROWLS

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Disable the teleport!

0:30:20 > 0:30:22I have done so already, Father.

0:30:25 > 0:30:27ROBOTIC VOICE: Power to teleport withdrawn.

0:30:27 > 0:30:29Power to teleport withdrawn.

0:30:29 > 0:30:31But I am not yet jiggered.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Perhaps the hag's Magic will save me.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Now Magic deserts me! Tish and poo!

0:30:44 > 0:30:47Earth wizards have only three spells a day,

0:30:47 > 0:30:49it seems the same is true of Varg.

0:30:49 > 0:30:50We have him trapped.

0:30:50 > 0:30:55Surely we should try to help him. He is of the Royal line.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00No, Varg is lost. That thing in his shape is an abomination.

0:31:00 > 0:31:03And food for the people of Nekron.

0:31:03 > 0:31:05I will convince you once and for all, Father!

0:31:05 > 0:31:07Engage the Trion Drive!

0:31:13 > 0:31:15You and Benny will sort it out.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18But what if we can't sort out the Hobbledehoy spell?

0:31:18 > 0:31:20What if we can't all swap back?

0:31:20 > 0:31:22We've got something!

0:31:22 > 0:31:24An entry on Hobbledehoys!

0:31:31 > 0:31:34"A creature of mischief and mayhem alike, meagre in stature

0:31:34 > 0:31:36"but ample in enchantment.

0:31:36 > 0:31:40"Take heed - all of its facets are dual in nature."

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Infuriating nonsense!

0:31:43 > 0:31:44No, Gran, don't you get it?

0:31:46 > 0:31:47"Dual", as in two!

0:31:48 > 0:31:50This must all be about two,

0:31:50 > 0:31:54everything to do with the Hobbledehoys is done in twos!

0:31:54 > 0:31:57Like, it always speaks in rhyme, a rhyme is two lines,

0:31:57 > 0:31:59two words that rhyme...

0:32:00 > 0:32:04..it always speaks in pairs, do you see? Two!

0:32:04 > 0:32:06- You mean it's binary?- Exactly!

0:32:06 > 0:32:08But how will that be a-helping us?

0:32:08 > 0:32:09Look!

0:32:09 > 0:32:12"To command the Hobbledehoy to do your will,

0:32:12 > 0:32:14"the couple you must break!"

0:32:14 > 0:32:15That can only mean one thing...

0:32:15 > 0:32:18Two Hobbledehoys! There are two of them?!

0:32:18 > 0:32:21The speech was in pairs, the spell's in pairs.

0:32:21 > 0:32:24They're twins! They're pairs, and couples, and twins!

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Yeah, but look.

0:32:26 > 0:32:27"The couple you must break".

0:32:27 > 0:32:29If you split them up, then maybe...

0:32:31 > 0:32:32I don't know,

0:32:32 > 0:32:36they're like opposites, like north and south, and yin and yang.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39So Squiggley cast the spell, but the second one reverses it!

0:32:39 > 0:32:41Exactly!

0:32:41 > 0:32:42Tom. Where's Benny?

0:32:45 > 0:32:47Oh, he had a nosebleed.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48A nosebleed?

0:32:52 > 0:32:54Is he all right?

0:32:54 > 0:32:55Is Benny in danger?

0:32:55 > 0:32:57If we don't find this other Hobbledehoy and get him

0:32:57 > 0:33:00to reverse the curse, the boy's toast.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05Magic is too powerful for the bodies of the Unenchanted,

0:33:05 > 0:33:06it destroys them.

0:33:06 > 0:33:09I've got to find him. I've got to warn him!

0:33:09 > 0:33:11No, no, no! There'll not be the time!

0:33:11 > 0:33:14You must be looking for the Hobbledehoy and quicksticks about it!

0:33:14 > 0:33:17Without the Hobbledehoy, all hope for the imp, hope for all of you,

0:33:17 > 0:33:20will be lost with the setting of the sun!

0:33:20 > 0:33:21Sunset? What do you mean?

0:33:21 > 0:33:25Unless the spell will have been turned around before the sun slips,

0:33:25 > 0:33:27the enchantment will never be undone.

0:33:27 > 0:33:31Thomas and the Mistress will be remaining as they are, and Benny...

0:33:33 > 0:33:34..will be doomed.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38No. That's not going to happen.

0:33:39 > 0:33:42I don't care about the Magic, we've got to save Benny!

0:33:49 > 0:33:54Observe, Father. For the absolute evidence of what Varg has become.

0:33:57 > 0:33:59HE SOBS AND SIGHS

0:34:06 > 0:34:08Dawn.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22And the Magic returns to me!

0:34:22 > 0:34:25The creature of Magic replenishes its spells in the new dawn.

0:34:27 > 0:34:32The sweetness of this Magic.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34Now, are you convinced, Father?

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Yes. Yes!

0:34:37 > 0:34:40Then what would you have me do with this creature of Magic?

0:34:40 > 0:34:44Bring it to me! Extract its Magic!

0:34:46 > 0:34:48Right, Gran, let's go.

0:34:48 > 0:34:50Ursula?

0:34:50 > 0:34:53Come on, this is no time for DIY electronics - especially for you.

0:34:53 > 0:34:54We've got to find that Hobbledehoy!

0:34:58 > 0:35:02That's the Nekross tech that Benny took. What are you up to?

0:35:02 > 0:35:06Magic can't penetrate the spaceship. We know that.

0:35:06 > 0:35:09So for that Hobbledehoy to swap my essence with Varg's,

0:35:09 > 0:35:11we need him on Earth.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13Hang on. You're building a matter transporter?

0:35:13 > 0:35:16But you can't change a light bulb without fusing the whole house.

0:35:16 > 0:35:19But this isn't Gran, is it? Not completely.

0:35:19 > 0:35:20That's right.

0:35:20 > 0:35:23So you bring me the Hobbledehoy and let's see what happens

0:35:23 > 0:35:27when I give Nekross science a twist of Magic.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30Oh, Varg, are you there?

0:35:32 > 0:35:35Oh, Varg, I'm your sister. Don't shut me out.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37You're not coming in, Lexi.

0:35:37 > 0:35:39But I want to help you.

0:35:39 > 0:35:44As the sisters of Prince Vathallion helped him? They ate him!

0:35:44 > 0:35:49Those were unenlightened times. Now we EMBRACE those who are different.

0:35:49 > 0:35:52Please, Varg, please let me in.

0:35:56 > 0:35:58Are you alone, sister?

0:35:58 > 0:36:00Completely alone, brother.

0:36:02 > 0:36:04And you promise you will not eat me.

0:36:04 > 0:36:05I promise it.

0:36:10 > 0:36:11You lied!

0:36:11 > 0:36:13Of course I lied! Guards, get him!

0:36:14 > 0:36:17Oh, brother Varg, brother Varg, please let me in!

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Not by the scales of my Nekross skin!

0:36:20 > 0:36:23Then we shall power-up our weapons and blow your door in!

0:36:23 > 0:36:25Would you please stop rhyming!!

0:36:27 > 0:36:30Look at them, they're in proper kit.

0:36:30 > 0:36:33Someone must have forgotten to tell them this is just a friendly.

0:36:33 > 0:36:35We haven't even got a full team yet.

0:36:36 > 0:36:39Here he is, the man of the match!

0:36:39 > 0:36:42Yeah, about time, too. You all right, mate?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Yeah. Now are we playing or what?

0:36:55 > 0:36:56Moon had better be right.

0:36:56 > 0:36:59Even if he is, how do we explain to this Hobbledehoy

0:36:59 > 0:37:01what happened to his mate?

0:37:01 > 0:37:04Have you got a rhyme for "Extractor"?

0:37:04 > 0:37:07LOUD CRYING

0:37:14 > 0:37:17HE CRIES

0:37:24 > 0:37:26Hello...

0:37:26 > 0:37:29Are you... Are you OK?

0:37:29 > 0:37:31Huh?

0:37:31 > 0:37:33Face Stickley's rage,

0:37:33 > 0:37:34answer quickly.

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Who did this to my dear Squiggley?!

0:37:37 > 0:37:39It was not us who hurt your friend.

0:37:39 > 0:37:41But on your help we do depend.

0:37:41 > 0:37:44On you his Magic I can smell.

0:37:44 > 0:37:47Speak the truth or it won't end well.

0:37:47 > 0:37:49(Tom, keep distracting him.)

0:37:49 > 0:37:51(I've got a plan.)

0:37:52 > 0:37:53Stickley, please wait,

0:37:53 > 0:37:55we need your help.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57Don't cast a spell to make me yelp.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00You end my friend then want my aid?

0:38:00 > 0:38:01Of toffee are my poor brains made?

0:38:01 > 0:38:03Of course they're not!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05You are well-read.

0:38:05 > 0:38:07Just don't let it go to your head!

0:38:09 > 0:38:10Oh!

0:38:10 > 0:38:12LOUD THUD

0:38:12 > 0:38:13That was your plan?

0:38:13 > 0:38:15When times get tough and things go bad,

0:38:15 > 0:38:18who needs a spell? Just ask your dad!

0:38:18 > 0:38:20Come on, Benny's running out of time

0:38:20 > 0:38:22and we have to get him back to the chamber.

0:38:26 > 0:38:28HE GROWLS

0:38:28 > 0:38:31Now, brother, there is no escape!

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Ha!

0:38:38 > 0:38:39HE LAUGHS

0:38:39 > 0:38:42Magic one. Science nil, sister!

0:38:44 > 0:38:45Get me in there! Now!

0:38:46 > 0:38:48I'll not be caged, you'll heed my rants.

0:38:48 > 0:38:50Or feel my wrath and wet your pants!

0:38:50 > 0:38:53Hush! This cage will be enchanted.

0:38:53 > 0:38:55No-one here will be wet-panted!

0:38:55 > 0:38:56Yah!

0:38:56 > 0:38:58Report! What progress?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Well, not much. Doesn't sound like he wants to help.

0:39:01 > 0:39:02But the book says it's got no choice,

0:39:02 > 0:39:04it's got to reverse the spells!

0:39:04 > 0:39:08And he is the only one who can save Benny's life.

0:39:10 > 0:39:12Time will be a-running out! Sunset will be drawing near!

0:39:12 > 0:39:15Fear not! I'm almost ready!

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Ha! Ha-ha-ha!

0:39:25 > 0:39:29I know what this is really about, Lexi.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31I am heir to the throne of Nekron.

0:39:31 > 0:39:34You have always been jealous of that.

0:39:34 > 0:39:38Jealousy is not in my nature. I am above such things.

0:39:38 > 0:39:42But think, Lexi! Just think. Sister of mine.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46- We could use my Magic. Together! - In what way?

0:39:47 > 0:39:53We could rule together. You and I! A...a new dynasty of Nekron.

0:39:53 > 0:39:58You with science, me with Magic - an almighty combination!

0:39:58 > 0:39:59But what of father?

0:39:59 > 0:40:02What of him? He is old. And fat. And...

0:40:02 > 0:40:05And he can HEAR YOU!!!

0:40:06 > 0:40:10Forgive me, Might of Nekron! I meant old and fat...

0:40:10 > 0:40:12in a good way!

0:40:12 > 0:40:14Seize him, daughter!

0:40:14 > 0:40:19Guards! I want that door down! Now!

0:40:19 > 0:40:22I know it's sad, alas alack.

0:40:22 > 0:40:24But you must change us all right back!

0:40:24 > 0:40:26I'll stop you there before you start.

0:40:26 > 0:40:27I couldn't give a goblin's fart!

0:40:27 > 0:40:29But...now your partner's gone away,

0:40:29 > 0:40:31you have to do just what we say!

0:40:31 > 0:40:35Is that so, pomaded fool? Well, I refuse, now back to school!

0:40:35 > 0:40:36Ha-ha-ha-ha.

0:40:36 > 0:40:41It's not working! I don't understand, what's gone wrong?

0:40:41 > 0:40:43That's it! Done!

0:40:43 > 0:40:47With a Magical interface which means it will work in the chamber

0:40:47 > 0:40:49and teleport Varg right here!

0:40:49 > 0:40:51No, Mistress, no!

0:40:51 > 0:40:54You can't be bringing an Unworld One in the chamber!

0:40:54 > 0:40:56Watch me!

0:41:01 > 0:41:04Varg...!!

0:41:08 > 0:41:13You saved me! By the fiery rings of Nekron, you saved me!

0:41:13 > 0:41:14You...

0:41:16 > 0:41:20Enemies of Nekross! I should destroy you...

0:41:20 > 0:41:23Bumble sticks and pixie tricks!

0:41:23 > 0:41:26You'll be trapped, oh, yellowing beast!

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Held within a circle of enchantment.

0:41:28 > 0:41:30Impossible, you little...

0:41:30 > 0:41:33blip! Magic has no effect on the Nekross!

0:41:33 > 0:41:36But you are one of us now, aren't you?

0:41:36 > 0:41:39To be precise, you're me!

0:41:39 > 0:41:42The very thought makes me shiver.

0:41:42 > 0:41:43Hot flushes. Get used to it.

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Never mind all that! Time's running out!

0:41:46 > 0:41:50If we don't reverse this spell right now, Benny's going to die!

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Down the line!

0:41:57 > 0:41:59CHEERING

0:41:59 > 0:42:02Brilliant, Benny, that's two-all. Now, just get us a winner, yeah?

0:42:15 > 0:42:17Right, come on! Let's go.

0:42:17 > 0:42:19But... you are north, and Squiggley's south,

0:42:19 > 0:42:21so a reversal comes out of your mouth.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24Is this how you think we Hobbles function?

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Not so, you fool, you're up the junction!

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Nope, we've definitely got this wrong, it isn't working!

0:42:29 > 0:42:31MOON: The sands will be slipping away!

0:42:33 > 0:42:35There's got to be something in here.

0:42:35 > 0:42:36I could wring its neck!

0:42:36 > 0:42:38- Nah!- Not helping, Gran!

0:42:38 > 0:42:40Wait...

0:42:40 > 0:42:42Wait, wait, wait, wait...

0:42:42 > 0:42:46It's couplet. Not couple. That's it!

0:42:46 > 0:42:49Look! It's two words - you see, it's two again!

0:42:49 > 0:42:53I'll be doing number twos if you don't be a-hurrying!

0:42:53 > 0:42:56No, but it's two words in one! It's not "couple", it's "couplet"!

0:42:56 > 0:42:58- Right! It's couplet! - What does that mean?

0:42:58 > 0:43:01- I don't know.- It means we have to break the couplet!

0:43:01 > 0:43:03- Right! We break the couplet! - What does that mean?

0:43:03 > 0:43:06- I don't know!- It means we have to break the rhyme!

0:43:06 > 0:43:09- Right! We break the rhyme! - What does that mean?!- I don't know!

0:43:09 > 0:43:10It's got to mean... some sort of trick.

0:43:10 > 0:43:13Like if we can deceive him into doing what we want.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16I find it best not to tell the enemy your plan.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18No, he can't understand us when we talk normally.

0:43:18 > 0:43:20Come on then, Tom, we're running out of time.

0:43:20 > 0:43:22What does it mean, to break a rhyme?!

0:43:22 > 0:43:25Break the rhyme, how dare you? I'll fight you off, you big booboo!

0:43:25 > 0:43:27No! Dad! You just told him the plan!

0:43:27 > 0:43:29But... I didn't talk in rhyme, I'm just...

0:43:29 > 0:43:31doing it all the time, oh!!

0:43:31 > 0:43:34- Just be careful what you say! - Before the sun sets on this day!

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Stop rhyming!

0:43:35 > 0:43:39Now I know your evil plan! But you won't stop me, wizard clan!

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Well, great, now he knows everything! Thanks!

0:43:41 > 0:43:43And we still don't know what to do!

0:43:43 > 0:43:46It's almost sunset, any second now. We've got to think of something!

0:43:46 > 0:43:47None can break the rhyme with me

0:43:47 > 0:43:49for I have words, infinitely.

0:43:49 > 0:43:51You mean...

0:43:53 > 0:43:55Hold on...

0:43:55 > 0:43:59Even though this sounds absurd, we just have to find the right word.

0:43:59 > 0:44:03Rack your brain, in manner violent. But no word can leave me silent.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06- What is it, Tom? What does he mean? - What do we do?

0:44:06 > 0:44:07How do we stop it?

0:44:07 > 0:44:10Think, think, think...

0:44:10 > 0:44:12I've got Benny's brains, Benny's clever,

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Benny would know what to do.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Benny could think of a way out of this.

0:44:16 > 0:44:21Yes, we need a word, what word can we...what word,

0:44:21 > 0:44:23what word...what word can we..?

0:44:30 > 0:44:31- What?- What is it?

0:44:31 > 0:44:33- What will it be? - What?

0:44:36 > 0:44:38- Oh!- Yes!

0:44:38 > 0:44:39- Hoop! - Ah!

0:44:39 > 0:44:41- Ssh.- Oh!

0:44:41 > 0:44:42Right then, Stickley,

0:44:42 > 0:44:46you think you've won. I have one question, please don't shun.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Why should I care? Revenge is sweet!

0:44:49 > 0:44:51What would you ask, boy-that-I-beat?

0:44:51 > 0:44:53A simple thing, to be so bold...

0:44:53 > 0:44:55What colour is the fruit I hold?

0:44:55 > 0:44:58It is orange, you idiot child. Don't think me so easily beguiled!

0:44:58 > 0:45:00Oh!

0:45:00 > 0:45:02OK, OK, shush... Can I just check you got that right?

0:45:02 > 0:45:04Repeat the colour in your sight.

0:45:04 > 0:45:08My reply won't bring you joy. For I tell you, it's orange, boy.

0:45:08 > 0:45:10ALL GROAN

0:45:10 > 0:45:13MOON: Quicksticks! Time will be a-dwindle!

0:45:13 > 0:45:14STICKLEY LAUGHS

0:45:14 > 0:45:17I did not hear the shade you spoke. Tell me again...

0:45:17 > 0:45:18you little bloke!

0:45:18 > 0:45:23What you see is orange fruit. And plainly, I don't give a hoot.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26- It's no good, he's too clever. - There's nothing more we can do.

0:45:26 > 0:45:29Throughout all time, fools have sought to trick me,

0:45:29 > 0:45:30and all come to naught.

0:45:33 > 0:45:36No. I'm sorry, Dad.

0:45:36 > 0:45:38Sorry, Gran. He's beaten me.

0:45:40 > 0:45:46I must confess, you have me beat. Now I'm humble to my... feet.

0:45:46 > 0:45:51I'm too clever, foolish boy. None can beat the Hobbledehoy.

0:45:51 > 0:45:54I'm sad, I'm crying, I'm dismal now.

0:45:54 > 0:45:56You did defeat me...

0:45:57 > 0:46:00But tell me... How?

0:46:00 > 0:46:02Because there is no rhyme with orange.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05And so you'll find I did not...

0:46:06 > 0:46:09Gahh! Ahh! Ahh!

0:46:09 > 0:46:11Ahh-ahh

0:46:11 > 0:46:12Gotcha!

0:46:12 > 0:46:16Gahhh... kkkk... akkkk...

0:46:18 > 0:46:21- He can't rhyme! I got him! - Brilliant!- Victory!

0:46:22 > 0:46:24Not so clever now, are you, big head?

0:46:24 > 0:46:26Well done, Thomas!

0:46:26 > 0:46:28It isn't over yet, though, Benny's still in danger!

0:46:28 > 0:46:31You need a couplet, so let's deal. Swap us

0:46:31 > 0:46:33all back for the rhyme's reveal.

0:46:34 > 0:46:37Remember the cage will be enchanted.

0:46:37 > 0:46:40He must be coming out to work his Magic!

0:46:40 > 0:46:45Come on Stickley, take a bow. Reverse your magic, do it now!

0:46:46 > 0:46:48HE GASPS AND GROANS

0:46:51 > 0:46:55- Mark him, mark him!- Come on, Benny.- Tackle him.- Go for goal.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57For the match!

0:47:02 > 0:47:04- Benny?- Guys, is he all right?

0:47:05 > 0:47:07- Tom?- Young Master!

0:47:07 > 0:47:10- Are you OK?- Did it work?

0:47:10 > 0:47:11Mistress! Mistress!

0:47:19 > 0:47:20What do you think?

0:47:20 > 0:47:24Benny? Mate, can you hear me? Are you all right?

0:47:26 > 0:47:28Pi is a mathematical constant,

0:47:28 > 0:47:31the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter...

0:47:34 > 0:47:37Yes! Yes! I'm fine!

0:47:37 > 0:47:40I'm back! Everything's really, really fine!

0:47:43 > 0:47:44I'm sorry about the match, Quinn.

0:47:44 > 0:47:46You're kidding? Perfect timing.

0:47:46 > 0:47:51The keeper saw you going down and totally missed the ball. We won!

0:47:51 > 0:47:53CHEERING

0:47:55 > 0:47:57We did it!

0:47:57 > 0:47:59ALL CHEER: Benny! Benny!

0:48:02 > 0:48:03It's good to have you back, Gran!

0:48:05 > 0:48:06I've missed you.

0:48:09 > 0:48:13A touching moment. And your last.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16The Magic will be gone from him! The circle will not hold!

0:48:16 > 0:48:19We just saved you, Varg. Doesn't that count for anything?

0:48:19 > 0:48:25Yes. It means I will enjoy devouring your Magic even more.

0:48:25 > 0:48:28And I shall return to the Zarantulus with you as my prize!

0:48:29 > 0:48:31Sorry - it's a ticket for one!

0:48:31 > 0:48:33Mesh - tah - dah!

0:48:34 > 0:48:36Nooo!

0:48:39 > 0:48:40Ahhh!

0:48:40 > 0:48:43Quicksticks! The Hobbledehoy will be a-slipping away!

0:48:43 > 0:48:46The rhyme. You have to complete the rhyme, Tom, or it'll die.

0:48:46 > 0:48:48But you can't. It's impossible!

0:48:48 > 0:48:51That's the point, there isn't anything that rhymes with orange!

0:48:51 > 0:48:52Want a bet?

0:48:52 > 0:48:55The man who sold to us the orange

0:48:55 > 0:48:58was local grocer...

0:48:58 > 0:49:00Mr Gorringe!

0:49:03 > 0:49:07What a relief, you found the rhyme. If only in the nick of time!

0:49:07 > 0:49:09That's clever. OK. That's very clever.

0:49:09 > 0:49:13I don't think that's Benny's brains. That's all you, Tom.

0:49:13 > 0:49:19Come on, little fellow. Randal Moon will be looking after the Hobbledehoy

0:49:19 > 0:49:22until he will be well enough to return to the Neverside.

0:49:22 > 0:49:24This place looks good to take a rest.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26Perhaps I'll stay and make my nest?

0:49:26 > 0:49:29We'll be seeing, Hobbledehoy.

0:49:30 > 0:49:32Oh-dah-de-dah-diddle-de-doy!

0:49:32 > 0:49:33LAUGHTER

0:49:33 > 0:49:35I think Moon's found a new friend.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Now let's hope that's the end.

0:49:39 > 0:49:40Enough.

0:49:42 > 0:49:44Get off me! I command it!

0:49:44 > 0:49:46You command nothing!

0:49:46 > 0:49:51You are an outcast of Nekron, a carrier of Magic.

0:49:51 > 0:49:54With your permission, oh, Might of Nekron,

0:49:54 > 0:49:58according to the scanner, Prince Varg speaks the truth.

0:49:58 > 0:49:59All trace of Magic is gone.

0:50:04 > 0:50:10My superior Nekross biology has overcome the contagion of Magic.

0:50:10 > 0:50:12But it was necessary for my plan to work.

0:50:14 > 0:50:18Your plan, brother? What was this plan?

0:50:18 > 0:50:21To penetrate the Magical stronghold of Tom Clarke

0:50:21 > 0:50:23and his family, of course.

0:50:23 > 0:50:26Varg! You are a hero of Nekron.

0:50:26 > 0:50:30You make your king so proud.

0:50:35 > 0:50:40It is good to have you returned, Varg. I offer my apologies.

0:50:40 > 0:50:44For your desire to feast on me?

0:50:44 > 0:50:46No apology is necessary.

0:50:46 > 0:50:51With Magic or without it, I imagine I am quite irresistible.

0:51:00 > 0:51:02Jathro to Control. Jathro to Control.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05MAN: Control, secure Comms open.

0:51:05 > 0:51:08The King's spawn have been fighting amongst themselves.

0:51:10 > 0:51:14I think this may benefit our plans enormously...

0:51:21 > 0:51:25Oh, that feels good. Welcome back, Magic!

0:51:25 > 0:51:27Every cell on fire?

0:51:27 > 0:51:28Yeah.

0:51:30 > 0:51:32I'm glad you got to feel it.

0:51:32 > 0:51:34It was awesome.

0:51:34 > 0:51:38I've got to admit... being smart was pretty cool, too.

0:51:39 > 0:51:44I mean, who'd have thought being a geek would be so much fun?

0:51:44 > 0:51:46Welcome to my world.

0:51:46 > 0:51:48But Tom... Listen...

0:51:50 > 0:51:51I'm sorry we fell out.

0:51:52 > 0:51:55And...thanks for saving my life.

0:51:55 > 0:51:57Did I?

0:51:57 > 0:51:59I mean, it was your brains that saved the day.

0:52:00 > 0:52:02Up here.

0:52:02 > 0:52:04But you're welcome.

0:52:05 > 0:52:09On the other hand, now I'm going to have to face Mum and Dad

0:52:09 > 0:52:12when they find out I totally blew that chemistry exam.

0:52:12 > 0:52:14I could fix it, if you want.

0:52:14 > 0:52:17One click of the fingers and the names on the papers will switch.

0:52:18 > 0:52:21No. You know what, forget the Magic.

0:52:21 > 0:52:24One day when Benny Sherwood was cool.

0:52:24 > 0:52:25That's well worth one flunked exam.

0:52:25 > 0:52:29But you are cool. I've been in your head, I know.

0:52:29 > 0:52:33And I'll tell you something else, he's not just a genius,

0:52:33 > 0:52:36my mate Benny Sherwood - he's Magic.

0:52:37 > 0:52:39And...he always will be.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47Shah-gann dah!

0:52:49 > 0:52:51So where is this place?

0:52:51 > 0:52:52Tibet.

0:52:52 > 0:52:53Tibet?!

0:52:56 > 0:52:59- NEKROSS KING:- I want our enemy Tom Clarke located.

0:53:01 > 0:53:04I will not have left the chamber in 500 years.

0:53:06 > 0:53:09I love you and I'm not leaving you.

0:53:09 > 0:53:12Every drop of Magic will be mine.