Vice Versa Part One

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03According to the Network of Mirrors,

0:00:03 > 0:00:05there's something here that shouldn't be.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07And it's our job to send it back to the Neverside before

0:00:07 > 0:00:11it causes any mischief, or attracts the attention of you know who.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Somebody, or something, is home.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Let's go and find out what.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:00:35 > 0:00:40- This is like walking into Great Expectations.- (Quiet, Benny.)

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Moon said there's Neverside magic here

0:00:42 > 0:00:43and we've got no idea what it is.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47- It could be all sorts of nightmare stuff.- It's true.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49And Moon does have a nose for trouble.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Those ears don't do him any favours, either.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54CRAZED LAUGHTER

0:00:56 > 0:00:57It's here!

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Creature of the Neverside,

0:00:59 > 0:01:03show yourself in the name of the magical line of Crowe.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06HE LAUGHS

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Ooh! You stare and gawp, it's very sad.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Careful or it'll turn out bad.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16He's a bit full of himself for a little guy.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Yeah, maybe, but I can feel the magic in him. It's intense.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23He certainly is a powerful little fellow.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Even my toes are tingling.

0:01:24 > 0:01:28I did not know how much you cared. A welcome party you've prepared.

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Creature of the Neverside,

0:01:30 > 0:01:34you have strayed beyond the Line of Twilight and I command you, be gone!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Your jibber-jabber makes no sense.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Bum burps would cause me less offence.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He's got a colourful turn of phrase, whatever he is.

0:01:43 > 0:01:48I am Squiggley, don't be coy. Now you've met a Hobbledehoy.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51A Hobbledehoy! They're really rare...

0:01:53 > 0:01:57..and from what I recall, entirely troublesome, too.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00Ha-ha!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE LAUGHS

0:02:04 > 0:02:05He seems harmless enough.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07All you're saying sounds like tripe.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09You'll make some sense or shut your pipe.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13- What's with all the limericks? - Maybe he does it just for kicks!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh! At last you tumble just in time.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19To talk to Squiggley, you must rhyme.

0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh, I get it.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23For him to understand what we say, every sentence has to rhyme.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Speak in rhyme? What, all the time?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30Oh, dear. It's so complicated doing a banishment back to the Neverside,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32never mind doing it in verse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34HE SNIFFS

0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're Unenchanted, so are you,

0:02:36 > 0:02:39but wizard blood flows through you two.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Yes, we're wizards, with a task.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Will you go home? I have to ask.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47Oh, well done, Tom!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Your verse is clumsy but I hear you don't want poor Squiggley near.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55It's not just that, you have to flee. It's dangerous...

0:02:57 > 0:02:59..because of me!

0:02:59 > 0:03:00Ah!

0:03:01 > 0:03:03Leave him alone!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Such a small creature

0:03:05 > 0:03:10with such a unique and powerful energy signature

0:03:10 > 0:03:14that defies even your wizard shrouding.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Leave it alone, Tom Clarke? You jest.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22And now I have a bonus.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Two wizards for the extractor, as well.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Keep your paws off my family!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29HE GRUNTS

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Please take your fight out of this place.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33We won't have that in Squiggley's space!

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Open the door! Open up!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40And now, the Nekross shall feast.

0:03:40 > 0:03:44To point at people's very rude. You risk disturbing Squiggley's mood.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Go!- Open up!- You've got to get yourself out of here!

0:03:47 > 0:03:48This Nekross is...!

0:03:48 > 0:03:50This Nekross is a thing to fear!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53HE LAUGHS

0:03:55 > 0:03:58- Remain still. I shall not warn you again.- Open up!

0:03:58 > 0:04:04This oaf does not make me afraid. You all will soon regret this raid.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Wait, we're all on your side.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10You must be taught why not to toy with this mighty Hobbledehoy.

0:04:12 > 0:04:15What are you doing? Stop!

0:04:15 > 0:04:18HE GRUNTS

0:04:20 > 0:04:21HE LAUGHS

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Tom!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ursula!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28They'll find their lives are greatly changed,

0:04:28 > 0:04:29now Squiggley's had them rearranged.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33What? What's that supposed to mean? What have you done to them?

0:04:33 > 0:04:36HE LAUGHS

0:04:37 > 0:04:40- What happened? - Never mind right now.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Let's get out of here before Varg gets back on his feet.

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, my brain...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Squiggley did a vanishing act and good riddance, if you ask me.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55If there's one thing we can do without, it's a rapping goblin.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57One thing I can't do without is breakfast.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00No-one should do Hobbledehoys and Nekross on an empty stomach.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03I could eat a horse, just like that.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05HORSE NEIGHS

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Benny...?

0:05:14 > 0:05:16You've got magic.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40I don't get it. How can I have Magic?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I've no idea, Benny dear.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I've never heard of such a thing.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46An Unenchanted suddenly having magic?

0:05:46 > 0:05:51Whatever next? This is something to do with that wretched Hobbledehoy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I knew I should have blasted him the moment I laid eyes on him.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Steady on, Ursula. I didn't think wizards blasted anything.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59Don't they?

0:05:59 > 0:06:00I'm off to the chamber.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I need to talk to Moon.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08I'm coming, too. I want to hear what he says.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Sorry, Benny, but until I know what's happened to you,

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I don't want any strange magic in the chamber.

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Don't worry, mate. It'll be all right.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Course I'll be all right. I'm Benny Sherwood and I've got magic.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Benny, no!

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oh, no!

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Sorry!

0:06:44 > 0:06:50Benny, as one Unenchanted to another, lay off the Magic.

0:06:50 > 0:06:54- Sorry, Mr Clarke, but let me just fix it.- No, Benny!

0:06:54 > 0:06:56You don't know anything about magic.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59You can't just click your fingers and hope for the best.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03It's all right, Tom. I've got it now. It's all about concentration

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- and I'm a genius, remember? Don't be such a chicken.- No!

0:07:07 > 0:07:09CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Yeah, genius(!)

0:07:13 > 0:07:17You have to train, Benny. You have to focus.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22You can't spell-cast just like that. That's why wizards use words.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24There's something wrong.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26I can't get into the chamber.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32I've tried three times, but...nothing.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35I don't understand it. I've been knocking on the chamber door

0:07:35 > 0:07:39since I was seven years old and it's never refused me. Never.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Let me have a go.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50Chamber of Crowe, open to me.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Reveal yourself on the knock of three.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00This isn't good, is it?

0:08:02 > 0:08:03You try.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05What? Me? But...

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Chamber of Crowe, open to me.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Reveal yourself on the knock of three.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Spectacular.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Hanging bats and banshee chats, something will be amiss.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Mistress...your magic!

0:08:38 > 0:08:41The magic of the line of Crowe! And the young master, too!

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Your magic, the magic of Crowe will have gone!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49My magic? I can't just lose my magic.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53Kabradah!

0:08:55 > 0:08:56Kabradah!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01It's true.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03There's nothing there, I can feel it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06I felt it since we left the castle but I didn't...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07but I didn't know what it was.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14And mine's gone, too.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16It's all gone into me?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No...

0:09:21 > 0:09:23..not all.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25Randal Moon will be feeling the magic in you, imp,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29but it will be the young master's only, not of the Mistress Crowe.

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Then what's happened to mine?

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Nothing. Well, thank goodness for that, anyway.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Well, then, the only other person that was there...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Varg.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, dear.

0:09:48 > 0:09:55This creature stunned you with its magic, enabling it to escape?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Forgive the shame I bring on you, oh Might of Nekron,

0:09:58 > 0:10:02yet this Hobbledehoy was extremely powerful...

0:10:02 > 0:10:04for a little fellow.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Indeed, you do not seem quite yourself, my brother.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11Perhaps this "little fellow" has hurt you more than you would admit.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17The scent of magic still clings to you.

0:10:17 > 0:10:21I am perfectly fit for duty, sister,

0:10:21 > 0:10:23and more than capable of capturing this creature

0:10:23 > 0:10:25and extracting its magic.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Then the Nekross shall feast!

0:10:28 > 0:10:34Good. The magic that clings to you makes me hunger, my son.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Makes me ravenous.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Indeed. It is...intoxicating.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Then allow me to take my leave, father...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51..and attempt to re-acquire a sensor-lock on the Hobbledehoy,

0:10:51 > 0:10:54so that you may feed.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59Yes, my son. Be gone and bring me its magic!

0:10:59 > 0:11:01As the King commands, so it is done.

0:11:01 > 0:11:06And, Varg, if I were you, I would bathe, as well.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09That scent of magic is so pungent.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I would hate to lose control and eat you.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22SHE LAUGHS

0:11:28 > 0:11:31That is...just amazing.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33I'm glad you can feel it.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37You asked what it was like to get three new spells...

0:11:37 > 0:11:39and now you know.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40It's like...

0:11:40 > 0:11:44like every cell of my body was on fire, but in a good way!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I reckon it's the solar energy

0:11:47 > 0:11:50that triggers some sort of bio-cellular reaction.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Come again?

0:11:52 > 0:11:55It's like humans make 90% of the Vitamin D

0:11:55 > 0:11:59we need directly from Ultraviolet B exposure from the sun.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Hang on, do you know what you're saying? That's me.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04That's Benny Sherwood talking, not Tom Clarke.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08You're right. You haven't just got my magic, I've got your smarts.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11It's like your dad said - we've been rearranged.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14You know, this can be kind of cool.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18I mean, I've always wondered what it would be like to be a brainiac,

0:12:18 > 0:12:20just like you've wondered about magic.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24It's kind of an experiment...

0:12:25 > 0:12:29..and I can't believe how cool I think that sounds.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32As long as your gran can find a way to switch us back again in the end.

0:12:34 > 0:12:38But hang on, if we've swapped what makes us us,

0:12:38 > 0:12:40that means Varg's swapped with...

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Your gran.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47I don't keep you in bread and milk for the fun of it.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50You're supposed to give me answers when I need them.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Ursula, just leave him alone.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54HE STRAINS

0:12:55 > 0:12:57I don't know what came over me.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01I'm really not feeling myself - not at all. Oh, dear.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's Varg, gran.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06The Hobbledehoy switched your essence for Varg's.

0:13:11 > 0:13:13- COMPUTER:- Invalid command.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15What? Ridiculous.

0:13:15 > 0:13:21Invalid command. Please identify by voiceprint command.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's me, you silly whatsit, Varg!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Identification confirmed. Varg, Prince of Nekron...

0:13:26 > 0:13:29- "Whatsit" does not compute.- What?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31"Whatsit" does not compute.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34I heard you! Of course it does not compute, it is gibberish.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Affirmative.- What's wrong with me?

0:13:37 > 0:13:39Ever since I returned from Earth,

0:13:39 > 0:13:41it has been like thinking through fudge cake...

0:13:42 > 0:13:46..and I do not even know what fudge cake is.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Get a grip, Varg.

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Sensor control, commence a total Earth scan for the...

0:13:57 > 0:13:59What's the blessed word?

0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's on the tip of my tongue. It's... It's...

0:14:06 > 0:14:08CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:14:10 > 0:14:12What is this?

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Some attack by the wizards?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21HE SNIFFS

0:14:23 > 0:14:27Sensors have isolated source of magic - Varg, Prince of Nekross.

0:14:27 > 0:14:30Impossible! I am Nekross, not...

0:14:32 > 0:14:36The Hobbledehoy, this is its doing.

0:14:36 > 0:14:39And my sister has already sensed the magic in me.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46The Hobbledehoy. You must locate the Hobbledehoy again.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Affirmative. - It must reverse this enchantment

0:14:50 > 0:14:53or the Nekross will feast...on me.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:14:56 > 0:14:59Mistress, mistress, there will be something in the dusty tomes.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01The book will be saying,

0:15:01 > 0:15:04only a Hobbledehoy will be undoing its own magical mischief.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Then we need to summon it back. The stratagem is obvious!

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yes, Mistress. Randal Moon will be a-searching

0:15:10 > 0:15:14- the Library of Crowe for a summoning potion.- Come on, hop to it!

0:15:14 > 0:15:18Meanwhile, me and Benny have a date with a chemistry exam.

0:15:18 > 0:15:22Are you serious? You're talking about going to school after all this?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Yeah.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Oh, of course you are. I forgot, you're me.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Varg, how does the scan for the Hobbledehoy Magic progress?

0:15:36 > 0:15:38The...scan is in process.

0:15:38 > 0:15:42Now, I must...be on my way.

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Toodle-oo!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I beg your pardon, brother.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51I mean, I... I must dash.

0:15:54 > 0:15:58SHE SNIFFS

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Computer, perhaps you can tell me what my brother has been up to.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:16:15 > 0:16:17Five minutes, everyone!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27SHOUTING OUTSIDE

0:16:32 > 0:16:33WHISTLE BLOWS

0:16:51 > 0:16:54BELL RINGS

0:16:57 > 0:16:59I hardly even had to think.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02I just saw the question and the answer was just there, like that.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Like magic.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah, like magic.

0:17:06 > 0:17:08It's cool to be smart, isn't it?

0:17:08 > 0:17:11Whereas every time I looked at a chemical equation,

0:17:11 > 0:17:15- all I saw was a different footie formation.- Stupid machine.

0:17:15 > 0:17:19These are actually pretty clever robots. Simple, but clever.

0:17:19 > 0:17:23They use electromagnetic fields to recognise the coins you put in.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26You sound like Benny.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28COMPUTER BEEPS

0:17:28 > 0:17:31CHILDREN SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I think this one is yours.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Thank you, Benny. That was quite a catch.- So are you.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49We've got to go. Come on, Benny!

0:17:49 > 0:17:51Catch you later, Katie.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55What was all that about? Using magic?

0:17:55 > 0:17:57And Katie?

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I don't know. It's sort of fun being you, isn't it?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02And anyway, Katie dumped you.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Thanks for reminding me...

0:18:05 > 0:18:07and that was not being me.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09I am not that cheesy.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Tell me, is there news of the scan for the Hobbledehoy, my dear?

0:18:16 > 0:18:18My what? My who?

0:18:20 > 0:18:24I'm sorry my exquisite excellency, did you just call me my dear?

0:18:24 > 0:18:30I said, Technician Jathro 15 of Subsection Alpha Grex Nine,

0:18:30 > 0:18:32darling boy.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Please take no offence

0:18:33 > 0:18:36at my brother's lapse in etiquette, technician.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Since he was attacked by the Hobbledehoy creature,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I fear he has not quite been himself.

0:18:42 > 0:18:46Nonsense. I am perfectly well. Entirely tickety-boo.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49I perceive you have been so busy,

0:18:49 > 0:18:53you have still not found the time to rid yourself of its magical musk.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58There is much to be done in the name of our father.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02This magical residue that clings to you so strongly reminds me

0:19:02 > 0:19:04of the story of Prince Vathallion.

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Such a tragic tale.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I have no memory or time for the wet-nurse tales

0:19:11 > 0:19:12of the royal hatcheries.

0:19:14 > 0:19:18Prince Vathallion was a great warrior of ancient Nekron,

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Technician Jathro,

0:19:20 > 0:19:25who was bewitched by an alien wizard of enormous power.

0:19:25 > 0:19:26I see...

0:19:26 > 0:19:29In what way, my excellency?

0:19:29 > 0:19:32He was cursed...with magic.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Powerful magic.

0:19:34 > 0:19:38And magic in the blood of a Nekross is the most potent,

0:19:38 > 0:19:43most intoxicating magic in all the universe.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47And Prince Vathallion's own sisters fell upon him

0:19:47 > 0:19:50in a frenzy of feeding that did not end

0:19:50 > 0:19:55until they had sucked the very last magic from his broken bones.

0:19:55 > 0:20:01Imagine that, Varg, to be consumed by your own sister.

0:20:04 > 0:20:07I have no time for bedtime stories.

0:20:07 > 0:20:08There is work to be done.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Dad'll be picking us up in ten minutes' time.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Then, with a bit of luck,

0:20:16 > 0:20:19we'll get everything the right way round for this afternoon.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Yeah, I suppose. But won't you miss being smart?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Not as much as I miss magic.

0:20:26 > 0:20:29A wizard is what I am, Benny.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Being a genius is what you are.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Though...I have to admit,

0:20:33 > 0:20:37I never thought being a geek would feel so...cool.

0:20:38 > 0:20:39Wahey!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Sorry, Benny. I thought I heard you calling for the ball.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's OK, Quinn. I thought I heard you crying for your bottle.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Whoa!

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Whoa! Benny bites back.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Like I'm done yet.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55LAUGHTER

0:20:55 > 0:20:57(That's another spell you've wasted!)

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Not as far as I'm concerned.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00What the heck?!

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Tom, on your head!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09What?

0:21:09 > 0:21:11Look at Benny's skills!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Have you been coaching him or what?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18So who wants a game, then?

0:21:18 > 0:21:19What's got into Benny today?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25I dunno. Guess it must be that old Tom Clarke magic rubbing off on him.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Are we OK?

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Yeah.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Sorry.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Idiot, come on.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'm just glad the chemistry exam is out of the way.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I mean, why do hydrocarbons with small molecules make better fuels

0:21:44 > 0:21:47than hydrocarbons with big molecules? What's that all about?

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Smaller molecules have a low boiling point. They flow quickly.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54They're more volatile and ignite easily.

0:21:54 > 0:21:56SHE LAUGHS

0:21:56 > 0:22:01Wow! You and Benny really have been spending a lot of time together!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04I suppose so.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09We've got a physics exam next week.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12We could revise together...

0:22:12 > 0:22:14if you like.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yes, I'd like.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Cool.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26What's got into you, Benzoid? You never said you could play.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Don't have to tell you everything...Quinnster.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32There's a five-a-side game tonight, if you're up for it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38Yeah, I'll see if I can fit you in.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40That was amazing! I mean, Quinn's asked me to play.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Me! I'm popular!- Yeah, and I even got a study date with Katie.

0:22:48 > 0:22:51But now I guess it's time to put things straight again.

0:22:51 > 0:22:56Get a move on! I've got business to finish with that Hobbledehoy!

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Have you seen my brother, Technician?

0:23:04 > 0:23:07Not since you told your entertaining story earlier, exquisite excellency.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Is all well?

0:23:09 > 0:23:14It will be, soon, but first we must capture the Hobbledehoy.

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I have installed a teleport relay system into the extractor.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21The instant our scanners lock on to it again,

0:23:21 > 0:23:23you will beam it there directly.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26These are the creature's last co-ordinates.

0:23:26 > 0:23:30The hobgoblin assures me this chemical preparation will

0:23:30 > 0:23:33assist in summoning it back to this dimension.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37So...what happens now?

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- Read this, then strike the staff on the floor.- Me?

0:23:42 > 0:23:45I don't see any other wizards, do you?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Go on, Benny.

0:23:48 > 0:23:49You can do it.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Hear my summons and do not hide,

0:24:02 > 0:24:04he who lives on the Neverside.

0:24:05 > 0:24:09Do my bidding and come to me, the Hobbledehoy called Squiggley!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Huh? Ah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16It worked! Spectacular!

0:24:16 > 0:24:20Who so dares to summon Squiggley? Be prepared to suffer quickly.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23All we ask is that you reverse

0:24:23 > 0:24:27this changing, swapping, crazy curse.

0:24:27 > 0:24:31- If you think that curse is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet, my lad!- No!

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Huh? Argh!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41The Nekross have got him.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44Now we're really in trouble.

0:24:44 > 0:24:49Release me now or feel my rage. A Hobbledehoy you do not cage.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Rage all you like, Hobbledehoy!

0:24:51 > 0:24:56You are trapped, held powerless by the extractor's magical dampers.

0:24:56 > 0:24:59To think my brother's fate is sealed by nothing more than

0:24:59 > 0:25:01a head on two feet.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03I have much I should thank you for, Hobbledehoy.

0:25:03 > 0:25:08I cannot understand your speech, but pity Squiggley, I beseech!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Of course.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14My research revealed the rhyming nature of your communication.

0:25:15 > 0:25:18These words for you are but tragic.

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Now we will extract the magic!

0:25:29 > 0:25:33HE SCREAMS

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Sister! No! Stop the extraction!

0:25:35 > 0:25:39Oh, sorry Varg. Perhaps I should have given you a heads-up.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Lexi, what have you done?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00What is that?

0:26:00 > 0:26:04It's Squiggley. The Nekross have extracted his magic.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- That's all that's left of him?- Yeah.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09And with no Hobbledehoy to reverse its spell,

0:26:09 > 0:26:11that means we are stuck like this...

0:26:13 > 0:26:14..forever!

0:26:19 > 0:26:22I would throw her to the Skorpulus, like that!

0:26:22 > 0:26:23CHICKEN SQUAWKS

0:26:23 > 0:26:26What is this obsession with chickens?

0:26:26 > 0:26:28You don't know anything about magic.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31You're a sad Unenchanted who had to steal my life to get a life!

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Shut up!

0:26:33 > 0:26:36Oh, brother Varg, brother Varg, please let me in!

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Not by the scales of my Nekross skin!

0:26:38 > 0:26:42Then we shall power up our weapons and blow your door in.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Benny...your nose is bleeding

0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah? Like you care!

0:26:47 > 0:26:49A nosebleed?

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Is Benny in danger? - The boy is toast.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Unless the spell will have been turned about before the sun slips,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56this enchantment will never be undone,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59and Benny will be doomed.

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