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0:00:24 > 0:00:26- YOUNG LEXI:- Caitlin!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Caitlin! Caitlin!

0:00:28 > 0:00:30No!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32SHE SCREAMS

0:00:34 > 0:00:36SHE GASPS

0:00:38 > 0:00:42You were having a bad dream. Are you OK?

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Shut up.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Lexy, I don't mean to be horrible,

0:00:47 > 0:00:51but if were are actually nice to people, you might make some friends.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57So what's with all the Secret Six stuff?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59OK, everyone, listen up.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03I saw all of your birth certificates last night, all of them.

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- You were all born here.- What? - Wait. Why didn't my dad tell me that?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Am I being thick or is it a bit weird that our parents told us

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- we were born somewhere else? - Hang on, where did you find them?

0:01:13 > 0:01:16- I didn't. Lexy had them.- Lexy?- Yeah.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18And mine's missing. She...

0:01:18 > 0:01:21- She says I'm going to disappear... - She's just trying to freak you out.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Whatever she's doing, it still doesn't explain

0:01:23 > 0:01:25why none of us were told we were born here.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27- It's weird.- It's not that weird.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30All of our parents clearly knew each other when we arrived, right?

0:01:30 > 0:01:32They obviously met here.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36So why lie? Someone invented a whole fake background for me!

0:01:36 > 0:01:37I was told my parents...

0:01:39 > 0:01:40It is weird.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42I think we should do some digging.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Whatever it takes to find out what's really going on around here.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51These are stupid, They don't even do anything.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Are you OK?

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Yeah, just...

0:01:56 > 0:01:58So my parents really were here.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Ignore her.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05It's not me she's looking at.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06MAN BLOWS WHISTLE

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Luke, you're sitting this one out.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15I told you to take it easy.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Yeah. Yesterday's news. I'm over it.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Best to be safe, though, isn't it?

0:02:19 > 0:02:23How about we get together later? Movie tonight?

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Can't, sorry. I'm supposed to be taking it easy, remember?

0:02:29 > 0:02:31FOOTSTEPS APPROACH, DOG BARKS

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Hey!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Chucking a sickie?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Over-protective parent. - CASEY CHUCKLES

0:02:40 > 0:02:41What's that?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43- What, this?- Yeah.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45HE WHISTLES

0:02:45 > 0:02:47It's a laser scanner.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Archaeologists use them to find buried ruins, artefacts,

0:02:50 > 0:02:52that sort of stuff.

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Mm. You mean like...

0:02:53 > 0:02:55these?

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Where did you, er, find this?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I just found it after class yesterday.

0:03:01 > 0:03:03I meant to give it back, but I couldn't find you.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Yeah, I wondered where that'd got to!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Hope it wasn't something important?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09- No, no.- Right, right.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- So, what are they?- The symbols?

0:03:13 > 0:03:15No idea.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Those. Carved Stone Balls.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I know, creatively named.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Popular theory is they were left here by the Picts.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26Why do you ask?

0:03:26 > 0:03:29I just thought they looked interesting, that's all.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30That they are!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Tell you what, if you come across any,

0:03:32 > 0:03:34let me know, OK?

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Yeah. For sure.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Well, what did you find out?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45I'll tell you later. But I think I may have found something better

0:03:45 > 0:03:47than magic coat hangers for finding the bones.

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Thank you.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55What do you want? I'm assuming you're not here for a virus shot.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58How about a large slice of humble pie?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01Luke's still freezing me out.

0:04:01 > 0:04:03We've got to find a way to make this work, Steph.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05- BEEPING - Yeah. OK.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08All right, but on my terms, OK?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18Do you remember the time he got stuck trying to squeeze through

0:04:18 > 0:04:20- the baby gate?- Who could forget?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Hello, boys. Come on. Come and sit down.- What's he doing here?

0:04:23 > 0:04:25Erm... Well...

0:04:25 > 0:04:28we realised that you two have been through a bit of a rough time,

0:04:28 > 0:04:31mainly because of our issues,

0:04:31 > 0:04:35so we've decided to, um... bury the hatchet, haven't we?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Actually, we've had a bit of a laugh going over the good old days.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I thought you said there weren't any.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Ah, well, they weren't all bad.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46So, come on. Come and sit down. It'll go cold.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49So, who got stuck in the baby gate?

0:04:49 > 0:04:50- You.- Oh.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53No, no, I think it was Noah, wasn't it?

0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh, yeah, yeah.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56So it was.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59He always was an inquisitive baby.

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I see that hasn't changed.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- DUNCAN:- Luke had a phase where he'd only eat things that were yellow,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14do you remember?

0:05:14 > 0:05:15- STEPHANIE:- Bananas and custard.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18I was sick of the smell of it. Still am a bit.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Where are the photos?

0:05:20 > 0:05:21What photos?

0:05:21 > 0:05:23The photos of when we were babies.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Well, you've seen them, haven't you? - No.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28You've only ever shown us photos of when we were older.

0:05:28 > 0:05:31What about ones of when we were newborns?

0:05:31 > 0:05:32Er...

0:05:32 > 0:05:35I think they probably got lost...

0:05:35 > 0:05:37when Duncan and I split up, or...

0:05:37 > 0:05:40So you've got them? Can we see them?

0:05:40 > 0:05:42You could, but, erm,

0:05:42 > 0:05:45they must have got thrown out after I moved.

0:05:45 > 0:05:48You threw out the only photos you had of your own kids?

0:05:48 > 0:05:50No, not threw out.

0:05:50 > 0:05:52They just got lost.

0:05:52 > 0:05:53What, like my birth certificate?

0:05:56 > 0:05:58Just stop with the lies, OK?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01I've seen the birth certificates and we know we were born here.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Why didn't anyone tell us?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I thought I did tell you.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07More to the point, why has Lena got the birth certificates?

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Why don't YOU have them?

0:06:09 > 0:06:13Well, that's just...military procedure. We keep them safe.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Why's mine missing? That kind of defeats the point, don't you think?

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Unless...

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Unless there's something you're NOT telling us.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Look, it's just... I...

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Look, it's...

0:06:27 > 0:06:29There's nothing going on, Noah, OK.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- It would've been misplaced, that's all. It's just a mistake.- Really?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43BEEP

0:06:47 > 0:06:48BEEP

0:06:58 > 0:06:59BEEPING

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Why would Casey be taking a laser scanner to the Tower Room?

0:07:05 > 0:07:06BEEPING

0:07:08 > 0:07:10DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE

0:07:15 > 0:07:16Hey.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Me and the others are going to go to the cave

0:07:18 > 0:07:21and try to find Alice and Henry's bones.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22You want to join us?

0:07:22 > 0:07:24You might want to play that back.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Not exactly selling it.

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Knock, knock.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34My birth certificate?

0:07:34 > 0:07:35Where was it?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38Filed away with some other confidential papers.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Easily overlooked.

0:07:41 > 0:07:45So can we please just move on from this?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Wait, what about the baby photos?

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Not much I can do about those, I'm afraid, sweetheart.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Well...I'm hitting the shower.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56NOAH BLOWS A RASPBERRY

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Hey!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- So Casey just left THIS in the Tower Room?- Mm-hm. Result, huh?

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Slim swotted up on how to use it.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08We are so going to find these bones.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10O-o-or not.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13- Battery's dead.- What?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Slim!

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- OK, guys, mission abort.- Huh?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Well, I'm not going to wander around all night with a coat hanger.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24COAT HANGER TINKLES

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Wait!- Yeah, funny.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I'm not doing anything. Honestly.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- LOUD SCREECHING ALL:- Argh!

0:08:37 > 0:08:38SCREECHING STOPS

0:08:38 > 0:08:40What was that?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45- LOUD SCREECHING ALL:- Argh!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49SCREECHING STOPS

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Sounds like something REALLY doesn't want to be dug up after all.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Now it's time for mission abort. Big time.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58- Go, go, go! Go!- Go, go, go, go. GO!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Quick, Gaia, get out of my way! AJ, move!

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Ow!- Slim!

0:09:05 > 0:09:08Who said you could just let yourself in?

0:09:08 > 0:09:10I... I can go anywhere in the castle. I own it.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Your family does.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14You can't just let yourself into other people's quarters

0:09:14 > 0:09:18whenever you feel like it. What's that? Are you evicting me?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20No. They're my old clothes.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23Totally last season, but I thought you might want them.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Why? Because of my "low rent low-tops"?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh, it's not just your shoes.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30You look like you shop at Can'tDress.com.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Did she seriously just say that?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34OK, Lexy, I think it's time for you to leave.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36I was just being friendly.

0:09:36 > 0:09:40No. This is friendly. You might want to put the birth certificates back

0:09:40 > 0:09:43before your mum finds out. Oh...

0:09:43 > 0:09:45and whatever psych out you were planning by showing me them...

0:09:45 > 0:09:47didn't work.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50DOOR SLAMS

0:09:59 > 0:10:00Thank you for sorting that.

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Who'd have thought a missing birth certificate would cause such a stir?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07- You know, Lena should be told about this.- Oh, no, Duncan, please.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Please. Don't you think the kids have been through enough?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13Thank you.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Looks like they vanished into thin air.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- What?- Something just touched my hair.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36What? What was it?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38I don't know. It just...touched my hair.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42It's probably just a draught.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49Pass me that shovel.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- What is that?- I don't know.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03SHOVEL SCRAPES

0:11:03 > 0:11:05DOOR HINGE SQUEAKS

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I think it's some kind of ventilation system.

0:11:13 > 0:11:14CLATTERING

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Stop right there!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Busted.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28I don't think the ghosts of kids

0:11:28 > 0:11:30would make a screeching noise like that.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33It sounded really nasty.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Like...an evil spirit leaking out of the cave.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39GROWLING

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ah! It's coming for us!

0:11:41 > 0:11:44No, that was my stomach. I'm starving.

0:11:44 > 0:11:47Why is there never any food in this place when you need it?

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- So go to the mess. - No, you're all right.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'm not that starving!

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Chicken.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Am not.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58AJ MAKES A CLUCKING SOUND

0:12:06 > 0:12:08PIPES CLATTER

0:12:08 > 0:12:10Hang on! I'm suddenly really hungry, too!

0:12:15 > 0:12:18A slightly dirtier den than I'd choose.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23And the artwork's not up to much.

0:12:23 > 0:12:24Any of it.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28You know stalking's a crime?

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Is this where you think your parents disappeared?

0:12:30 > 0:12:33Why? You remember something?

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- No. Why? Do you?- No.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40OK, I'll cut you a deal.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41You let me hang out with you

0:12:41 > 0:12:43and I won't tell my mum about you sneaking around.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46That's blackmail.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47So...?

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- (Get the light switch. - I don't know where it is.)

0:12:55 > 0:12:59- TORCH FIZZLES - No. No. No, not now!

0:12:59 > 0:13:02- Why didn't you check the batteries? - (I didn't think I needed to!)

0:13:02 > 0:13:04OK, well, that's me out of here.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08(AJ! AJ!)

0:13:10 > 0:13:12(Keep it together, Slim. Keep it together.)

0:13:12 > 0:13:14(Who's chicken now, AJ?)

0:13:15 > 0:13:16(I'm the king of calm.)

0:13:23 > 0:13:25SLIM WHIMPERS