0:00:16 > 0:00:19He can't be. He died.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22You told us our dad died.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Luke, she lied to us.
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Why would you lie about something as huge as that?
0:00:28 > 0:00:30He took the words right out of my mouth.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Why did you lie? Why are we here? Why were you arrested?
0:00:34 > 0:00:39- Noah, please. Not here.- Fine.- Noah! - Where do you think you're going?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Look, I kept my part of the deal, all right?
0:00:41 > 0:00:44So unless you want some trouble, I suggest you get out of my way.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46She's right, Lena. Let her go.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- Luke.- Just be straight with us!
0:01:09 > 0:01:12My marriage to Duncan, that's his name. It wasn't...
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Well, it wasn't good.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17And, so, selfishly, I didn't want either of you two to try
0:01:17 > 0:01:20to find him when you were older. I thought that if you didn't think
0:01:20 > 0:01:23he was around any more, you wouldn't have any reason to look for him.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26And, look, I did work here, OK? That's not a lie.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28And I was arrested because I...
0:01:28 > 0:01:32I left without permission, which is a military offence.
0:01:32 > 0:01:36- What was the deal?- What deal?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39You said, "I kept my side of the deal."
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Well, yeah, like I said. I left without permission.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44The deal was I come back and serve out the rest of my contract
0:01:44 > 0:01:45and there would be no consequences.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Look, I had no choice but to come back here,
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I wasn't going to leave you at home.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52So, why did you leave here in the first place?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Things weren't working out, you know?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Military life isn't for everybody.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I don't believe you.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00Noah, please, sweetheart.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Everything I've ever done has been to protect you.
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0:02:24 > 0:02:26Where's my phone?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Ah!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40OK. OK.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44There's got to be a logical, stroke, boring explanation.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47And right now, I'm a major fan of boring.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Such as?- I dunno, it's, it's...
0:02:50 > 0:02:53It's Gaia's mum and she's just trying to say, "I love you?"
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- But really loudly,- It can't be. My mum was totally claustrophobic.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59There's no way she'd be living inside the walls.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00STRANGE NOISE
0:03:00 > 0:03:04- What did you do? - I didn't do anything!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Er, yeah, you did.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09"Look at my crystals, let's all meditate, I've got the gift..."
0:03:09 > 0:03:10and then it's all,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13"Knock, knock, knock, who dares wake me from my peaceful slumber?"
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I didn't wake it from its peaceful slumber.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18In case you've forgotten, it was already awake
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- and hanging out at the twins' place.- Right, well, yeah.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Now it's hanging out at our place, so, send it back.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I can't. I don't know how!
0:03:26 > 0:03:30OK, brain. Engage.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33If this was a movie, how would they get rid of the ghost?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Slim, you're a genius.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Why, thank you, AJ, thank you, Gaia.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Get your ghost goggles on. It's time for a horror-thon.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01I wish I could just build a time machine.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You think she ever would have told us?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11You know, had he not been here...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14How could she have lied to us for all those years?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17I think the question is, why did she lie?
0:04:19 > 0:04:23We have a dad, Noah. A living, breathing dad.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Yeah, biologically. Takes more than that to be a dad.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33This is stupid.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37No. Stupid is getting my phone broken, losing all our photos...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39AKA soul-stealing evidence.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42And me winding up...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44with this!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48I know! It's my mum's just in case phone.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50It's like something a caveman would use.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Cavemen didn't have mobile phones. - You don't know that.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Maybe they all had phones like this and were so embarrassed, they had to
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- keep them hidden in their dreadlocks. - Anyway. So, like we said...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Course we can't see what the weirdos in the castle
0:05:02 > 0:05:04look like from their photos...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06You have to describe them to us and we have to draw them.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Simples. So, carry on.
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Fine. Gaia. She's kind of sweet, funny,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18sort of, er, floaty...
0:05:18 > 0:05:20She sounds horrible.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22And totally soulless.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25You better watch it, Skink, she might suck your soul out
0:05:25 > 0:05:26just by drawing her.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Right, who's left?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45PHONE RINGS
0:05:51 > 0:05:54No. No, Magnus, Lars is fine. That's not why I'm calling.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56It's all checking out.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59We need you and Astrid to get on to it at your end.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Can I come in?
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Hi.- Hi.- Luke.- Luke. I just wanted to apologise for the way
0:06:23 > 0:06:25the truth came out earlier.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Now everything's out in the open, we should get to know each other.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31So, how about dinner at mine?
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- I don't think that's a very good idea.- Why not?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Because, I...- We'll come.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Great, yeah. I'll see you both at, what? About seven?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Great.- Great.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32So what about sport? You good at sport?
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Mm, I'm OK. Noah's the more...
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Ah, you're must be like me, then. I was never very sporty.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40I was always more of a reader.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yeah, well, Noah's like, star player
0:07:43 > 0:07:45and a human Encyclopaedia.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Tell him.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Why didn't you try to find us?
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Well, it's erm, not always easy to find someone who doesn't want
0:07:55 > 0:07:57to be found.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Back in a sec.
0:08:03 > 0:08:04What do you do that for?
0:08:04 > 0:08:10What? Cut through the, "Let's pretend everything's perfect," garbage?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11What are you doing?
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Getting to know our dad.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19How about you take this.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Seriously?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Well, you come and go at your mum's, don't you?
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Seems only right you should do the same here.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Mi Castle es tu castle, whatever that means.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35- I even have bad Spanish. - That's OK.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40WOLF HOWLS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44ALL: AH!
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- THUMPING NOISE - ALL: AH!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- CRASHING SOUND - ALL: AH!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I can't take it any more.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00OK, in 16 films, they hired someone to get rid of the ghost.
0:09:00 > 0:09:0212, the lead girl did it.
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Nine, no-one got rid of the ghost and the ghost won. So...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09We can't hire someone. None of us is a lead girl...
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Uh, hello?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12No offence, Gaia,
0:09:12 > 0:09:17but you're kind of like the lead girl's friend's friend.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20And she's usually done for in the first 20 minutes.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23So what does that mean? The ghost wins?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25STRANGE NOISE
0:09:25 > 0:09:28There was that one, where they wrote a poem about knowing
0:09:28 > 0:09:31the ghost's name and after that it went away.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36That's it then, it's time to get our rhyme on!
0:09:38 > 0:09:39How was it?
0:09:39 > 0:09:44I think we've got his eyes. And maybe his ears?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48I've got my own eyes and ears. And, unlike you, my own mind.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49- What's your problem? - Boys, please.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52My problem is this total stranger turns up and you're all,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54"Yeah, I'm exactly like you," and he's given you a key. A key!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Boys.- He gave us a key.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59No, he gave it to you and you took it. We don't even know him!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Yeah, and carry on like you did tonight?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04We won't get to know him, because he won't want to get to know us!
0:10:04 > 0:10:07Luke! Noah! Do not let Duncan come between you.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Why not? He might not want a dad, but I do.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12And I am not going to let you ruin that for me.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Guess we're both busted.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53So, how come you're leaving?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Well, turns out my mum's a liar, my brother's a little suck up,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58and my freak of a dad's very much alive.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- OK, that's intense.- Yeah.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- You?- I don't belong here.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Give me a leg up.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25No. You'll be cut to shreds.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39OK, so where's a ghost when you want one?
0:11:50 > 0:11:51What are you doing?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Calling it, so that when it comes back,
0:11:53 > 0:11:55we can send it away again, for good!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10STRANGE NOISE
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Quick!
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Go away from whence you came, we don't like your spooky game.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21If we call you by your name, you cannot come back again.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Ghost, go away!
0:12:26 > 0:12:31Pooyah! Result! Who's scared now, Ghosty?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34LAUGHTER
0:12:34 > 0:12:35It's not that funny.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- That wasn't me.- Nor me.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41LAUGHTER
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I think we just summoned another one.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I'll say one thing for this place, it's definitely intruder proof.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Noah. I've got a really horrible feeling.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58What?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59All this security.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02It it's not to keep people out, it's to keep us in.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05ALARM SOUNDS