Episode 1

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0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# I'd heard it all before, just another day

0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February, all the same

0:00:21 > 0:00:24# March, April, May's coming back again

0:00:24 > 0:00:27# Oh, why

0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Cos it's the worst year of my life again

0:00:29 > 0:00:33# It's looped around and pulled me back in now

0:00:33 > 0:00:35# Yesterday has come again

0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no

0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# The worst year of my life again. #

0:00:45 > 0:00:47ALARM CLOCK BUZZES

0:00:53 > 0:00:55CAR CRASH

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Why can't you just look where you're going?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Gah!

0:01:23 > 0:01:26A quick shout out to 14-year-old Alex King.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's his birthday. That's me.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32Doo! Doo! Doo! Doo!

0:01:32 > 0:01:33Dammit!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Happy birthday, Alex!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Don't say I never give you anything.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Isn't this the one that Auntie Ethel

0:01:48 > 0:01:49gave you for Christmas that you hated?

0:01:49 > 0:01:54No. Shut up! No.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57And this one is from me and Dad.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05Crystals and Skulls.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Special edition. That's the one you've been asking for.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yeah, yeah. When I was younger.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12Hmm?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Ah, thanks Mum. Dad.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16KNOCK ON DOOR

0:02:16 > 0:02:17That'll be Simon.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Now straight out of school after final bell, Alex.

0:02:20 > 0:02:24- We might have a little surprise for you.- Aw...

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Hey!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Wore it out. Happy birthday, mate.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Thanks. Listen, I can come to yours after school, yeah? - If you want. Why?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48Oh, Mum reckons she has this surprise for me.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Be the same as every birthday.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53A trip to Kingdom of the Burger. It's embarrassing, mate.

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- I'm 14 now.- Oh, yes, but you act 12. Anyway, Kingdom of the Burger.

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Isn't that that naff place where

0:02:58 > 0:03:00they dress up in the ye olde costumes?

0:03:00 > 0:03:04Are they costumes? I thought it's what English people wore.

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Funny! I should make you go just for that.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09They might crown you Birthday Prince.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Royal burger and fries, Your Highness?

0:03:11 > 0:03:13Shut up.

0:03:13 > 0:03:14Are you wearing perfume?

0:03:14 > 0:03:16No!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Ah, Simon, now I've hit the big one four,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20everything's going to change.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'm going to make this year

0:03:24 > 0:03:26totally amazing. You know what I'm going to do?

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'm going to put my name down for the life-saving club.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hey!- Look out, boys.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34And I'm going to sign up for the school play

0:03:34 > 0:03:36and win the soccer championships.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38CAR HORN BEEPS

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Watch it, fruit loop!

0:03:41 > 0:03:42You know what, Si?

0:03:42 > 0:03:46This year is going to be the best year ever, starting now.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Ooh, sorry, mate.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51OK, starting now.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Seriously, who decides to have a birthday on the first day of term?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58It wasn't exactly my choice, Si.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I'm footy captain, that's the main thing.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06But I've got to choose a squad, so that's basically coaching.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Who'd be dumb enough to kick that at your head?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oi, King! Kick it back!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Parker and Howe. Um, don't do a girlie kick, mate,

0:04:16 > 0:04:18otherwise you'll be called a lame-o-zoid

0:04:18 > 0:04:19for the rest of the year.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- And quite frankly...- King!- ..I can't be seen with a lame-o-zoid.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Oh! My timetables!

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Mr Norris!

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Oi, Mr Norris, kick us our ball back, will ya?

0:04:35 > 0:04:37You two! Detention, this afternoon.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39It wasn't us! It was King!

0:04:42 > 0:04:46And this is another item for my contraband cupboard.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50McPherson, pick them up! Hurry up.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Office.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54When I find you, King, you're toast!

0:04:56 > 0:04:58King!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01You're toast!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Happy birthday, Alex. I got you a card.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Maddy, why are you hiding too?

0:05:05 > 0:05:08I don't know. I thought it was some kind of game we were playing.

0:05:08 > 0:05:12- What are the rules?- The rules are, we try not to get beaten up.

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Well?

0:05:18 > 0:05:19All clear.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21No, open the card, open the card!

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Shh! Don't let anybody know it's my birthday.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28The birthday prince doesn't want any fuss, do you, Your Majesty?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30You know what Parker and Howe are like.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32They will use any excuse to embarrass and humiliate me.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34But a birthday's a happy occasion.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Not with Parker and Howe around.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38Remember what happened on Toby McPherson's twelfth?

0:05:38 > 0:05:43- Put his trousers up on the flagpole. - While he was still in them.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45But, but that's not going to be me.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47I'm going to be on my guard all day.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51Going to keep my eyes peeled. I'm not going to let anything...

0:05:52 > 0:05:53Argh!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Way to stay on your guard, mate. - Gah!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02Now you can open it.

0:06:02 > 0:06:03I'll watch.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09"Congratulations on your promotion."

0:06:09 > 0:06:10I know it's not a birthday card,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13but I had to get it when I saw the little man on the cover.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- He reminded me so much of you. - Is it because my name's King?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18No, I think it was the eyebrows.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Yeah!- Read the inside!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33You know how I said this was going to be my year?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35I'm going to start it off by asking out Nicola Grey.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38You're going to ask out the most popular girl in school?

0:06:38 > 0:06:42In front of us? That'll be really funny. Go on, do it.

0:06:42 > 0:06:43Do it. Do it.

0:06:43 > 0:06:46- Guess who I saw?- Who?- Miriam!

0:06:49 > 0:06:52That's it? Pathetic!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Well, what was I meant to do, Si?

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Well, I don't know. Get her attention.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59No point announcing yourself with a big fanfare. Girls hate that.

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Isn't that right, Maddy?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06BIRTHDAY CARD PLAYS A TUNE

0:07:09 > 0:07:10King!

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Nice.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Maybe you should just get their ball back, Alex.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Oh, and if you find it, can you get mine back too?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27It's the one with the multicoloured bat on it.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29I keep telling you, it's a butterfly.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32It is not. Why would a ball have a butterfly on it? That's just stupid.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Tell them I went that way.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41He went that way.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Yeah, right. I think we'll try this way.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ah, guys, I told you that he went that way,

0:07:51 > 0:07:53so why aren't you chasing after him?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57Because you're a cowardly, snivelling little liar, Birch.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01- He makes a good point.- Oh, shut up!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03I'm not that little.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Tell him we'll get him later. He's toast.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22"Help, I'm stuck in a moving cupboard."

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Oh.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Here, sir?

0:08:27 > 0:08:32No, we'll have to sort it out later. Clear out, McPherson.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35I've got a day to sort out a whole year's worth of timetables.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Out, out, out, out, out, out!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Don't...move...

0:08:47 > 0:08:51Norris...outside.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54Put a smiley face.

0:08:54 > 0:08:56PHONE CHIMES

0:09:04 > 0:09:09"What do you mean, florist outside?" Oh, predictive text.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12What are you two doing hanging around out here?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Phones on silent on school property.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Ah, yes, of course.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Phones on silent!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Phones on silent!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Strange kid.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Back's...turned...

0:09:31 > 0:09:34come...out...now.

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh!

0:09:55 > 0:09:56Gah!

0:09:56 > 0:09:58BIRTHDAY CARD PLAYS A TUNE

0:09:59 > 0:10:01King?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Er...I can explain.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well, at least you managed to avoid Parker all day.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Because I had to spend every break making timetables with Norris.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Alex, why'd you get in the bottom half of the cupboard?

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Because the top half of the cupboard was filled with balls and stuff.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Oh, did you see my multicoloured bat one?

0:10:23 > 0:10:25- Oh, no!- I'm so excited!

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Birthday burger surprise.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30This is seriously the worst birthday ever.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Birthday?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36So that's why you thought you could mess with me!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Reckon you're king for the day, do you?

0:10:38 > 0:10:39Birthday Prince, actually.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40You're not helping.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Right then, Your Highness!

0:10:42 > 0:10:43Everyone!

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Come here, it's King's birthday

0:10:45 > 0:10:49and he's insisted on a proper royal celebration.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Five...six...

0:10:52 > 0:10:53seven...eight!

0:10:53 > 0:10:56That's not really how royals celebrate their birthdays, is it?

0:10:56 > 0:10:59How should I know? Just cos I'm English.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02Oh, you're English?

0:11:02 > 0:11:0313, 14!

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Happy birthday, King.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Ah!

0:11:09 > 0:11:10You all right?

0:11:10 > 0:11:13I was just about to step in and save you, wasn't I, Maddy?

0:11:13 > 0:11:16If it wasn't for this stupid, yet painful, cramp.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Alex, it's not fixed!

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Oh!

0:11:28 > 0:11:31Wait! It's not what you think!

0:11:31 > 0:11:33It's just water!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Cheer up, Alex. It's been a bad day.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38But I still think this could be your year.

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Yeah.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Yeah! You're right, it can only get better, right?

0:11:43 > 0:11:45The whole year. How bad can it be?

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Oh!

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Sorry.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Never mind, Alex. The big one five tomorrow.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31I've got a feeling next year is definitely going to be your year.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Could hardly be any worse, could it? Ow!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35I'll see you guys tomorrow.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40'That was the worst year of my life.'

0:13:26 > 0:13:30ALARM CLOCK BUZZES

0:13:34 > 0:13:36CAR CRASHES

0:13:43 > 0:13:44What are you doing?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46I mean, seriously!

0:13:46 > 0:13:47They never learn.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Ah!

0:14:05 > 0:14:09We're back again, with 15-year-old Alex King. Happy birthday.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Doo! Doo! Doo!

0:14:14 > 0:14:15That is weird.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Seriously, Sam? You got me this last year.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24How could I have done? I only got it myself for Chris... No, I didn't.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25Shut up.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29And this one is from me and Dad.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30And what's this, then?

0:14:30 > 0:14:33The Crystals and Skulls game, special edition?

0:14:33 > 0:14:37Alex King, have you been poking around in my presents cupboard?

0:14:44 > 0:14:46It was a lucky guess.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48KNOCK ON DOOR Thanks, Mum, Dad. That'd be Simon.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Now straight out after final bell, Alex.

0:14:50 > 0:14:52We might have a little surprise for you.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00Hey!

0:15:01 > 0:15:05Stupid thing. Wore it out.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06Happy birthday, mate.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Si, you ever heard of deja vu?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Of course I have. Great band.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16Hey, Si - is it all right if I come to your house after school?

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Yeah, whatever you say, Your Majesty. Birthday Prince.

0:15:20 > 0:15:24Yeah, all right. You made that joke last time. Remember what happened?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Last time? What are you talking...

0:15:26 > 0:15:30I'm having a really weird morning. That doesn't matter.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32The big one five today.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35This year is going to be completely... Whoa!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Look out, boys.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41- ..different.- One four.- Sorry? - One four.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43You said the big one five. But it's the big one four.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- I'm 15.- It's your fourteenth birthday, you plank.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47I think I know how old I am, Simon.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50If you were 15, we would be in year nine.

0:15:50 > 0:15:51We are in year nine.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54As if! Then we wouldn't have Norris as our year head.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56We don't have Norris as our year head.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58CAR HORN BEEPS

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Watch it!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Fruit loop.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11- What are you doing? - Something is very wrong here, Si.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Oh, sorry, mate.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19Simon! You're messing with me, right? You're winding me up.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm 15. I was 14 last year.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Remember? It was the worst year of my life?

0:16:23 > 0:16:27The life-saving club, the soccer match, the date with Nicola Grey?

0:16:27 > 0:16:30Date with Nicola Grey? Not likely! What's the matter with you?

0:16:30 > 0:16:33Did you fall on your head this morning or something?

0:16:33 > 0:16:39Simon, I don't know how, but something really weird is happening.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I think...

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I feel like I've lived through this year already.

0:16:45 > 0:16:46Did you hear what I said?

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Are you wearing perfume?

0:16:49 > 0:16:53SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:16:53 > 0:16:55See, if you really have lived through all of this before,

0:16:55 > 0:16:58then tell me what happens next.

0:16:58 > 0:17:02I don't know. It was a year ago. I can't remember every detail.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Oi, King! Kick it back!

0:17:11 > 0:17:12Oh!

0:17:14 > 0:17:20Wait. I do remember. I kick the ball back and it hits Norris,

0:17:20 > 0:17:22then Parker and Howe get detention.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Right. Hate to be the one to point this out to you,

0:17:24 > 0:17:28Mr Time Traveller, but Norris isn't there.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29King!

0:17:29 > 0:17:34You're right. But he comes out that door

0:17:34 > 0:17:36in a second with a pink skateboard.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38A pink skateboard. Sure.

0:17:39 > 0:17:42I'd better kick it back before he gets here.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Oh!- Mr Norris!

0:17:56 > 0:18:00Quick! Tell me what happens next! No, don't tell me, I know.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02I become cricket captain, I'm class president

0:18:02 > 0:18:04and I finally get to snog your sister.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Am I right or am I right?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08No, no and ew!

0:18:10 > 0:18:13You two, detention, this afternoon.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16But it wasn't us! It was King!

0:18:16 > 0:18:17And?

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Shh! This is exactly what happened before. How is this possible?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23How have I gone back in time?

0:18:23 > 0:18:24It's a temporal loop.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- A what?- A temporal loop.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29I read about them. You fall through a crack in time to an earlier part

0:18:29 > 0:18:32in your life and you have to live through it again.

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Probably happens all the time.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Oh, and happy birthday.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40It's a gift. It's brilliant. You have this superpower.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44You know everything that is going to happen before it happens.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Yeah, I do and it's all awful.

0:18:46 > 0:18:50Last year was single-handedly the worst year of my life.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Ooh!

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Hey, just watch it!- Ow!

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Why, what happened?

0:18:58 > 0:19:00That, and that.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Well, yes, wonderful, lovely.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05But let's get onto the things that we really want to know about -

0:19:05 > 0:19:06namely what happens to me.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08- Oh, and open my card.- Shh!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Don't let anyone know it's my birthday.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Last time I opened your card and...

0:19:14 > 0:19:15- Hide me!- OK, Alex.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Guess who I saw?- Who?- Miriam!

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Right, who's about? McPherson!

0:19:24 > 0:19:25I've moved classrooms.

0:19:25 > 0:19:28Go to the old one and fetch my contraband cupboard.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Oh, but sir! My back. I really hurt it when I fell over.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I've got to go see the nurse. - Oh, clear out then, sooky.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38King, you do it.

0:19:48 > 0:19:50Ah, King.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04Doh! Oh!

0:20:09 > 0:20:11My multicoloured bat ball!

0:20:15 > 0:20:16King!

0:20:18 > 0:20:21This is a nightmare. Why is this happening to me?

0:20:21 > 0:20:23Maybe you've looped for a reason.

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Perhaps the universe felt sorry for

0:20:25 > 0:20:27everything that happened to you last time.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Or the universe just thought it would be funny to watch it all again.

0:20:30 > 0:20:33I don't think the universe has a sense of humour, Alex.

0:20:33 > 0:20:38Whatever. Parker and Howe are going to grab me and...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40- Really?- Yeah!

0:20:46 > 0:20:50Alex, did something happen between you and Nicola last time?

0:20:50 > 0:20:53Yeah, lots of things.

0:20:53 > 0:20:57Lots of really, really, really awful things.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00Now, nothing.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04You're right, Maddy. The universe has given me a second chance.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06I can stop all the bad stuff that happened.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Like this. Follow me.

0:21:12 > 0:21:15See? Humiliation avoided.

0:21:15 > 0:21:19Actually, I don't know why I didn't just do that last time.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20CAR HORN BEEPS

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Surprise!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Oh, here we are. Yay!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32The universe doesn't have a sense of humour, huh?

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Well, I suppose if I get through this meal without anyone from school

0:21:42 > 0:21:45seeing me here, it'll still be a better birthday than last time.

0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Birthday? Whose birthday is it? - His. It's his birthday!

0:21:49 > 0:21:52Oh, we have a birthday prince!

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Yes, yes, yes, yes!

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Smile, Alex.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57- Whoa! - How old are you, Your Majesty?

0:21:57 > 0:21:59He's 12!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Oh, OK.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Birthday Prince, everyone! Come see the birthday prince!

0:22:07 > 0:22:08God save the king!

0:22:09 > 0:22:13One, two, three...

0:22:13 > 0:22:15That's really not how royals celebrate their birthdays, is it?

0:22:15 > 0:22:19Oh, no...yeah. I should know. I'm English.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, you're English?

0:22:21 > 0:22:23Sorry! Sorry I'm late. I forgot my trumpet.

0:22:23 > 0:22:24What are you doing here?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26- I work here.- No, please don't!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29TRUMPET PLAYS FANFARE

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Right, that is it!

0:22:39 > 0:22:40Alex!

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Oh, here's Parker. He'll be after his free burger.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50I'll warn him.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Parker...

0:22:53 > 0:22:55..coming.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56Put a smiley face.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00"Painter...coming?" Painter?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Oh, Parker!

0:23:24 > 0:23:27No, it's not what you think!

0:23:27 > 0:23:28It's not what you think!

0:23:38 > 0:23:39You OK?

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I'm better than OK. I can do it.

0:23:41 > 0:23:44I can change things!

0:23:44 > 0:23:47The universe isn't laughing at me.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49This isn't a curse, this is a gift!

0:23:49 > 0:23:52You know that Parker will be after you all year now, don't you?

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- It doesn't matter. - Well, it does to me.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57I'm with you 95% of the time and I might get hurt.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Nobody is going to get hurt.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02- I've been given a whole new start. Last year...- Alex!

0:24:02 > 0:24:04..was the worst year of my life,

0:24:04 > 0:24:08And this year will be the best, starting now.

0:24:12 > 0:24:15OK, starting now.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20What happened? Did someone get hurt? Why are we running?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Just shut up and run!

0:24:31 > 0:24:35It was just about to step in and save you, wasn't I, Maddy?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38But, erm, if it wasn't for this pain... Oh, no.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40If it wasn't for this... Why can't I remember?

0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Stupid.- Stupid.- Stupid, yeah.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Wasn't I, Maddy? Wasn't...

0:24:43 > 0:24:45LAUGHTER

0:24:45 > 0:24:46How does this happen?