0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# I'd heard it all before
0:00:17 > 0:00:18# Just another day
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Oh, why?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Cos it's the worst year of my life again
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# Worst year of my life again. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49ALARM BUZZES
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- You ready?- Yes.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Huh? Huh? Am I going to rock this Halloween party or what?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Clowns aren't scary.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I thought you were going as a vampire.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Well, I couldn't get the make-up to work.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17You mean you were too scared of the blood.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19I am not scared of blood.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20You are when it's your own.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23I heard you called an ambulance once cos you got a splinter.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26No, I didn't. Anyway, clowns are scary.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Scarier than wearing a dress.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's not a dress.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I'm death, and death does not wear a dress.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35No, but your Auntie Ethel does and that's who you look like.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Yeah, yeah, very funny.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Have a look at this.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Every time Nicola throws a party, she sticks the photos on her blog.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Look at it.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47It's like a Who's Hot list of everyone at school.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Not seeing you in any.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50I'm in this one here.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52That's me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54What are you doing on the floor?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55Trying to get her stupid dog off me.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I was dressed as a sausage.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01But they're not in fancy dress.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05No. It wasn't a fancy dress party. Apparently.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Smooth. Really smooth, Alex.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10But this party is.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14And in this costume I'm guaranteed to get photographed.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Everything will change then, Si, you'll see.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19Getting on Nicola's blog is like an instant pass to A List cool-dom.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21- Look at Stinky Stew.- Who?
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You know, his mum's an aromatherapist.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- He always smells like lavender and patchouli.- Oh, him.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Exactly.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31They don't call him Stinky Stew any more.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Not since he got photographed break-dancing
0:02:33 > 0:02:35at Nicola's Christmas party.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Now they call him Stewart The Moves Radcliffe.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39He still stinks, though.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Well, maybe he does, but thanks to Nicola's blog,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44he's stinking in all the coolest parties in town.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47And pretty soon, Si, that'll be us.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Apart from the stink, obviously.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Well, obviously.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Anyway, I thought you didn't care about being cool.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Well, you know, not that you ever had much choice, but...
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I don't. But it's my in with Nicola, isn't it?
0:03:06 > 0:03:07After Stew got his photo in that blog
0:03:07 > 0:03:10he ended up going out with Loren for a bit.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12HE ended up dumping HER.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15So you think getting snapped will make Nicola want to date you?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16It might.
0:03:18 > 0:03:19- What are you doing?- Oh!
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I can't move!
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, pre-night jitters, that's all. Nothing to worry about.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Once you start getting invited to as many parties as me,
0:03:27 > 0:03:28you'll learn that.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Seriously, I'm stuck.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Don't, you'll rip it.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36Well, give us the key, then.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41I don't have my keys cos I don't have any pockets.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43My parents will be home when I get back.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45You're not wearing any trousers?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46No.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47It's really hot in the cloak.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Why do you think I left my bedroom window open?
0:03:54 > 0:03:55I need you to climb up there.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Ahh. I don't think so.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00No, no way. I am not climbing up there.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03And it's not that I'm scared of heights or anything,
0:04:03 > 0:04:05if that's what you think,
0:04:05 > 0:04:06because it's definitely not that.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09It's, um, my shoes.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Clown shoes aren't safe for climbing in.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14They aren't clown shoes. They're just normal trainers.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Oh, OK, Alex. And your scythe isn't real. It's plastic.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20But I don't go around breaking your illusion, do I?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Fine, I'll do it myself.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Well, close your eyes, then!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Happy Halloween!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Why are you covering your eyes?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Because Alex doesn't want me to see him.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Oh, is he going as an invisible man? That's clever.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Although if he gets everyone to cover their eyes
0:04:55 > 0:04:56it does seem like he's cheating a bit.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00WOOD CREAKS
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Ah!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Ohh...
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Alex, are you all right?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13The Invisible Man is a lot quieter than that, Alex.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Nice undies!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You didn't have to go through the window, Alex.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31You knew my mum had a spare key. Did you forget?
0:05:31 > 0:05:36No, no, I remembered. I just like climbing half naked over roofs.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39And what are you wearing? It's meant to be a costume party.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I am in costume. I'm the screaming schoolgirl.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You must have heard of the urban legend?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47She died years ago and still haunts the school corridors
0:05:47 > 0:05:49to this very day.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50You're just wearing the school uniform.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Of course I am. That's what she would have been wearing.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55The uniform hasn't changed much over the years.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Then how are people supposed to know you're the screaming schoolgirl?
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Because I'm carrying this!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04It's really, really old.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06It kind of puts your dress to shame.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08It's not a dress!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10CAT MEOWS
0:06:12 > 0:06:14That's meant to be bad luck, isn't it?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Maybe we should go the other way.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You don't actually believe in that black cat stuff.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19What do you think is going to happen?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20No, Alex is right.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You can't take this stuff for granted.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25When I was little my grandad squashed a ladybird
0:06:25 > 0:06:26and look what happened to him.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Fine, I'll bite. What happened?
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Later that day when he got home, none of his shoes fit any more.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That is hardly the ladybird's fault.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Wasn't it, Simon?
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Wasn't it?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You're right, it's stupid. Let's go.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Trick or Treat!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Don't you have any treats?
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- It's Halloween. - I haven't got any pockets.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18We've been through this already.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Sorry.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Guess you'll have to get a trick, then.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25No offence, guys, but I'm not really going to get intimidated
0:07:25 > 0:07:28by a couple of seven-year-olds dressed as mummies.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Would you be intimidated by a dozen seven-year-olds dressed as mummies?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Uh-oh.- Get him!
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Leave him alone! - Show them your ruler.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46GIRLS SCREAM
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Oh!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55No fair.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Let's trick him instead!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What have I done?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09This would have never happened if you'd stayed the Invisible Man.
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Ugh!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14See? It's the ladybird incident all over again.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No, it's not.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19I still don't know why you insisted we bring him here. He's fine.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20You're fine, aren't you, Alex?
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Yes, Mum. Are we at Nicola's photo yet?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24I want to get my party taken.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26See, he's fine.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- No, let me! - I want to press the button!
0:08:34 > 0:08:36BUZZER
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Well, I'd better head to the party,
0:08:38 > 0:08:42show off my costume, bust some moves, get on the blog.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43And leave Alex?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46It's what he would have wanted.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49He would never leave you, Simon Birch!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50He wouldn't have to.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm not daft enough to end up in hospital in the first place.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Oh, no, not you again.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Don't tell me, another splinter?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00That wasn't me. That wasn't me!
0:09:01 > 0:09:02Um, it's my friend.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04He's...
0:09:04 > 0:09:06um...gone.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ahh! Ahh!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37It's death!
0:09:37 > 0:09:39THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
0:09:54 > 0:09:58He's about this tall and he's really muscular and he's quite slim.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00And, um...
0:10:00 > 0:10:01He's wearing a dress.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Oh, that's him.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08It wasn't a splinter, it was a cut. It was a massive cut.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10My finger was practically hanging off.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yes, I remember. You were very brave.
0:10:12 > 0:10:13I was very brave.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15That's why the doctor gave you a lollipop.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25What happened? The party? Did I get my photo taken?
0:10:25 > 0:10:26POLICE SIREN WAILS
0:10:26 > 0:10:29'407, are you still at the hospital?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32'Reports of a young kid terrorising the geriatric ward.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:35'About 14 years old, male, wearing a dress.'
0:10:35 > 0:10:36- Yeah, got him.- It's not a dress.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37I hate Halloween.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40First we have to arrest a werewolf
0:10:40 > 0:10:42for thieving a garden gnome, now this.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43You'd better come with us.
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Come on, mate.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54What are you looking at, clown?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09ALARM BUZZES
0:11:20 > 0:11:21You ready?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Yep.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Huh? Huh?
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Yeah, yeah, very good.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- You didn't even look. - Saw it last time.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Clowns aren't scary.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Scarier than some injured bloke in bandages.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33I'm a Mummy.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Oh, congratulations. Who's the Daddy?
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Very funny.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40But I'll have you know that this costume is guaranteed
0:11:40 > 0:11:43to get me on Nicola's wall of cool, because if there's
0:11:43 > 0:11:47one thing that last time taught me, it's that mummies are scary.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Really scary.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51So, last time round you didn't get to go to the party at all?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54No, I told you. I ended up in hospital.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- You took me.- Ah, course I did. Always got your back.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Did you see Nurse Shadwell? She's really good.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Is she the one that removed your splinter?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04It wasn't a splinter. It was this massive, great cut.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07My finger was practically hanging off.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's one of the worst sports injuries I ever endured.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Sports injuries?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15You got a splinter off a crate that that Norris was making you carry.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17And what was in the said crate? Sports equipment.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I rest my case.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And it wasn't a splinter.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Could have lost my whole arm. That's what the nurse said.
0:12:27 > 0:12:31Yeah, yeah, you're very brave. I hope you got a lollipop.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32I did, actually.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37There. So far, so good.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40We've only come out the house. It's not exactly difficult.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41You'd be surprised.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43Nothing surprises me these days...eh!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What are you doing?
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I told you to wear something scary this time.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I have. I'm Doctor Chadwick, our dentist.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Everyone's scared of dentists, Alex.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57But Doctor Chadwick wears a big white dentist's coat and stuff.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Yeah, but he wouldn't wear it if he was going to a party.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02And anyway, you're not getting the full effect,
0:13:02 > 0:13:05because I'm also carrying this!
0:13:06 > 0:13:07Brush your teeth!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Hey!
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Nice costume.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13ALL: Thanks!
0:13:21 > 0:13:22Hang on.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25We're not going that way. We'll head down Nelson.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27That's two blocks extra. Why would we do that?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29CAT MEOWS
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- That's why.- Ah, a black cat.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34Seriously? Don't tell me you really believe that stuff, do you?
0:13:34 > 0:13:37What exactly do you think is going to happen?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38What happened?
0:13:38 > 0:13:42A miniature army of swaddle-wrapped mummies chased me into a tree.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44That's hardly the cat's fault though, is it?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Isn't it, Simon?
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Isn't it? Look what happened to Maddy's grandad with the ladybird.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52He had to buy a whole new set of shoes.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Exactly. Let's go.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57What?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10I don't know why you'd want to be on this silly blog anyway.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Most of the photos are just of Nicola.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13I know.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Except for this one. Is that your leg?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Never mind that, we're here.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yeah, we are.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23But thanks to you dragging us round the long way,
0:14:23 > 0:14:25we're late. The party's already started.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29So? Arriving late is cool. Means you get to make an entrance.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Once you've been to as many parties as I have, you'll learn that.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35What parties have you been to?
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Once my photo's up on nicola.com, plenty.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40I seriously think you're overestimating
0:14:40 > 0:14:42how scary people think mummies are! Ah!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Clowns! They freak me out.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49And what have you come as? Me?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Uh... No.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Great minds think alike, is all.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Your costume's much better.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01I really like the toilet paper-y touch.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Anyway, if we could just... - I don't think so.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I say who comes in and who doesn't.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10I'm on door duty.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Nicola put you on door duty?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14No, I just am. And you're not getting in.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Why not?
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Cos I don't like you.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21So take your freaky red nose friend here, and nick off.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Cos if I see either of you again, you're toast.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Forget it, mate. I don't really want to go back in now.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Not because I'm scared of Parker,
0:15:38 > 0:15:42if that's what you're thinking, because that's definitely not it.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45It's just I don't want to see my best mate get beaten up.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Only cos you go stupid at the sight of blood.
0:15:47 > 0:15:48I do not!
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Well, not other people's anyway.
0:15:53 > 0:15:57You're still not thinking of going, Alex? You heard what Parker said.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01So? I just have to make sure that he doesn't see me.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Of course! You could go as the Invisible Man.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Good thinking, Alex.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Only how are you going to get him to cover his eyes?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I'm not.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11This time I am getting into the party,
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I will get my photo on Nicola's blog,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16and no giant mummy's going to stop me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25You know, I'm really not too sure about this, now.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27I mean, this wall is really high,
0:16:27 > 0:16:30and it's not that I'm scared of heights... OK!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36All right, give me a pull up. Simon!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39No... It's high!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Hey Alex, you know how you said that a giant Mummy
0:16:42 > 0:16:44wasn't going to stop you getting to the party?
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Yeah.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49How would you feel about a dozen tiny mummies?
0:16:49 > 0:16:50Oh, this is not my night.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Trick or Treat!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Move!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Ah! Ow... That's my spleen.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Treats are very bad for your teeth.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09No fair.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Don't forget to floss!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Guess what? The gate was open.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Stop being a baby. He says he cut his finger in the fall.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22I did cut it. I probably have tetanus.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25It's not even bleeding.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26It is. I can feel it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29There's nothing there. A tiny little splinter, that's all.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Where?- Oh, Maddy!
0:17:31 > 0:17:32- Ugh!- Oops.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Come on, Parker's out of the way.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Let's see if you'll be any better inside.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'm actually getting worse.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55I think I'm having smell hallucinations.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57No, you're not.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It's just Stew The Moves Radcliffe.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Maybe we ought to take Simon home.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04No way! He's fine.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- You're fine, aren't you? - Yeah, Simon.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09- See?- Well, he should at least lie down for a little bit.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Good idea. I'm just going...
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Alex, he would never leave you.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18All right, all right!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19But let's be quick.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34You lie down for five minutes.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oh, I need an ambulance.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41OK, he's good. Can we go and get photographed?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Alex King! Is getting your face on Nicola's silly blog
0:18:43 > 0:18:47with all those boring, cool, pretty people really that important to you?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yeah, it is.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Maddy, it's about beating the universe and making things better.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56If I can get my photo on that blog it could fix everything.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I could be...
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I could be like Stew The Moves Radcliffe.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Minus the stink, obviously.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04- Obviously.- Obviously.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Perfect!
0:19:18 > 0:19:20How are my bandages?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Then they chased me halfway across the town,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24but I gave them the slip.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Takes more than a couple of mummies to get the better of this teddy!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Parker!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Ow!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41Hey!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Are you Dr Chadwick?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Yes. Are you the screaming schoolboy?
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I am!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- 'What service, please?' - Ambulance.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53- 'Your location?'- 13 Norwood Road.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Please, hurry. I am losing a lot of blood.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- Simon.- Ohh.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Get up. We've got to get out of here.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Parker's going to destroy us.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Which will really make getting on that blog hard.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Can't move.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07I'm too weak.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Oh, for...
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Lift, lift!
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Right, King, I know you're up here.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25King! Come out, come out wherever you are!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Right. We need to find King and give him a beating.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30All right. What's he dressed as?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32A mummy.
0:20:33 > 0:20:34But you're a mummy.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36How am I supposed to tell the difference?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37He's a lot shorter.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40And he's skinnier.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41And he's...
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Not wearing toilet paper.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47He's not in there. Go away.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48He's not in...
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Grraa!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Ahh!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Parker!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17What's happening? Did we go to the party?
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Did I get my photo taken?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23It was the dead of the night.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Inside her house, the little girl was sleeping soundly.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34She had no idea that the horrible, scary monster
0:21:34 > 0:21:37was climbing through her bedroom window,
0:21:37 > 0:21:40hungry for little girl brains.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44Ahh! It's the brain eater!
0:21:44 > 0:21:48THEY SCREAM
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Oh, you have got to be...
0:22:06 > 0:22:08HE SIGHS DEEPLY
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I can't believe he just left me.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22I would never do that to him.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24SIREN WAILS
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Somebody call for an ambulance?- Me. Me, I did. I'm bleeding really badly.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I hate Halloween. First someone's attacked by an army of mummies
0:22:36 > 0:22:39and now it's a clown with a splinter.
0:22:39 > 0:22:40All right, come on, mate.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46He wanted to eat my brains, Nicola!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Will you be quiet!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I told you to stay in your room.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Why is there an ambulance here?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54The monster!
0:22:54 > 0:22:55There is no such thing as...
0:23:05 > 0:23:07CAT MEOWS
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Oh, not you again!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Go away, leave me alone. Shoo! Shoo!
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Blimey!
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Thank you.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Oh, come on!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29CRASH
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Photo op?
0:23:58 > 0:24:00THEY LAUGH