0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm amazed at the things that you say
0:00:15 > 0:00:16# I'd heard it all before
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Just another day
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# January, February all the same
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# March, April, May's coming back again
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# Oh, why?
0:00:26 > 0:00:30# Cos it's the worst year of my life again
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# It's looped around and pulled me back in
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Now yesterday has come again
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Oh, no
0:00:37 > 0:00:39# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:00:39 > 0:00:41# The worst year of my life again. #
0:00:46 > 0:00:49ALARM BLARES
0:00:53 > 0:00:56MUSIC BLARES FROM EARPHONES
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Look, look! The competition I entered!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10First prize is a luxury make-over session.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13How perfect is that? I love make overs, and luxury.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15HE CHOKES
0:01:15 > 0:01:17"Dear Ms King, we are delighted to inform you
0:01:17 > 0:01:22"that you have won second prize...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24"..two tickets for tonight's Boyz AZ-1 gig."
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Boyz AZ-1? You're kidding.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27Eugh, what am I, 12?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- HE CARRIES ON CHOKING - These are just rubbish.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Hey, Slug, you finished with that?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I've already got that one.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- How're you going?- Yeah, good. How are you?- Yeah, I'm good.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13SEAN CONNERY ACCENT: The name's Birch. Simon Birch.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Is that you? - Really wish you wouldn't do that.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What's wrong with your old phone?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21It was like a whole six months old - antique.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You'd have to be the biggest loser on Earth to still be
0:02:24 > 0:02:25going round with one of them.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Hey, Maddy, check out the phone Si gave me.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Don't know about the ringtone, though.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Every time it goes off, it sounds like a truck's reversing.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34PHONE BEEPS LOUDLY
0:02:34 > 0:02:37- Sounds more like a fire alarm to me. - Ah, don't be stupid.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Fire! Fire! Fire!
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Everybody out of the building! Don't panic! Single file! Don't panic!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46BEEPING STOPS
0:02:46 > 0:02:48As you were. As you were.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57What are you so happy about?
0:02:57 > 0:03:02OK, I wasn't going to say anything, but I just had the moment.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04The moment, Simon...with you know who.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07BLOWING NOSE
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Bit out of your league, isn't he? - Behind him.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Not again. You'd have a better shot with the caretaker.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18You didn't see it, Simon.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Full eye contact. Big smile.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22She even played with her hair.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26You know what it means when a girl plays with her hair, don't you?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- She's got nits?- No, no, no!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30It means that she was flirting.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Flirting? Oh, please. You have to stop with this
0:03:33 > 0:03:36whole Nicola Grey thing. It is never going to happen.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38For a start, she only dates mature, sporty types.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- I'm mature. - You still have a piggy bank.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, I'm definitely sporty. I'm captain of a soccer team.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47I think we all know who the real star of that squad is now, don't we?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50You? Have you ever even done 40 kick-ups in a row?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I have.- Oh, that's only because a wasp flew up your shorts
0:03:53 > 0:03:56and, besides, it was nowhere near 40. Four, maybe.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57It was 40!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Thanks for the ball, mate!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Nice one, Alex.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Look, mate, I'm trying to help you here.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09You and Nicola have got nothing in common.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10We have! We...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Maddy, tell him.- What?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Tell him what we've got in common.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Isn't he just gorgeous?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Boyz AZ-1!- Excuse me?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26That was a bit weird, don't you think?
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Yeah, Dad couldn't get us tickets. - Boyz AZ-1? Cool.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- You like Boyz AZ-1?- Yeah.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34I've got all their albums.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35They've only got one album, idiot.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Yeah, I know. Listened to it heaps.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40- So, who's your favourite member then? - Oh...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42it's the tall one.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45What's your favourite song?
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Well, it's, erm, the one that goes...
0:04:48 > 0:04:52HE HUMS BADLY
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Erm, wait!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Erm, got a couple of tickets for tonight's gig, actually.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06But it's been sold out for months.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08What, you mean you haven't got tickets?
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Too bad. I was going to take someone else,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15but you're obviously such a big fan.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18I guess you could come, if you wanted.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I've done it. Finally, I've got a date.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Seriously? You just asked her out...
0:05:33 > 0:05:36without something completely humiliating happening to you?
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Si, you make it sound like something humiliating happens to me
0:05:39 > 0:05:41every five minutes.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Goal!
0:05:42 > 0:05:45FIRE ALARM BEEPS
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Oh, it does sound a little bit like my phone.
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Right, King.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Damaging school property - first warning.- But it wasn't me...
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Argh! Answering back - second warning!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00That was 4½ minutes, actually.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04OK, everyone, we're doing bangers and mash today.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Everyone's favourite.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I told you to get here early -
0:06:09 > 0:06:12you know how the plain ones always go quick.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Do you have to wear that stupid thing every time we have Food Tech?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- It's for my food allergies. - You don't have any food allergies.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I know, because I always wear my mask.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Craig from Boyz AZ-1.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Look at him doing yoga.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Doesn't he look amazing?
0:06:27 > 0:06:28THEY SIGH
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I seriously hope for your sake you actually have those tickets.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Nicola gets a nasty temper when things don't go her way.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I heard she once stuck a sausage up a boy's nose
0:06:36 > 0:06:38and they never found it again.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40I don't mean a tiny party sausage.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I'm talking about a big, thick, gourmet, organic
0:06:43 > 0:06:45honey and rosemary whopper.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I have the tickets, OK?
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Or at least I know exactly where they are.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- They're in the bin at home. - Isn't it bin day?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54They don't come till five.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58All I have to do is go home and grab them after school. Easy!
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Mrs Bax...
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Third warning, King. Detention.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Straight after school.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh...
0:07:08 > 0:07:10BELL RINGS
0:07:14 > 0:07:18CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Right, well, I hope you've learned your...
0:07:41 > 0:07:42King!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03No!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Short cut.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, I need a bath.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Or a shower.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06FLIES BUZZ
0:09:14 > 0:09:17BEEPING
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Hello?
0:09:28 > 0:09:30No!
0:09:52 > 0:09:54200 bucks.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Guessing you don't accept sandwiches.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Alex?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What have you been doing?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10You stink! You're not going in there like that.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Now, give me the tickets and go clean yourself up.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You do have the tickets, don't you?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22ECHOING: 'I heard she once stuck a sausage up a boy's nose.'
0:10:29 > 0:10:31ALARM BLARES
0:10:36 > 0:10:39MUSIC BLARES FROM EARPHONES
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Look, look! The competition I entered.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58First prize is a luxury make-over session, Alex.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01How perfect is that? I love make overs.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- And luxury.- Exactly!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06"Dear Ms King, we are delighted to inform you
0:11:06 > 0:11:08"that you have won second prize...
0:11:10 > 0:11:13"Two tickets for tonight's Boyz AZ-1 gig."
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- What are you, 12?- Yeah, exactly.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17These are just rubbish.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Actually, I just realised what I could get for these online.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35You mean you never threw them out? Last time?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37The dump? The sausage?!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Why are you always so weird?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Wait! I'll buy 'em off you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:45OK, 250 dollars, please.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48250 dollars? But the scalper was selling them for 200.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Then get them off him.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55- SEAN CONNERY ACCENT: Birch. Simon Birch.- I need your help.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57You so do. I think I have some gel here somewhere...
0:11:57 > 0:12:00No, Simon, I need your help.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02It'll be about Nicola.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04You watch, it'll be about Nicola.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oh, give it a rest, mate, it's never going to happen.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Shows what you know, because it did happen.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11This time last year, we went on a date.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What happened? Did you totally mess it up?
0:12:14 > 0:12:17No. Actually, no.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- You did, didn't you, Alex?- Yes.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22But, this time, it's going to be different.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's going to be the best date ever.
0:12:25 > 0:12:30So, please just help me and go along with everything I say, OK?
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Can you believe...
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I can't believe neither of you can come along to the Boyz AZ-1 gig
0:12:34 > 0:12:36with me tonight! What am I going to do?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- What are you talking about? - What's Boyz AZ-1?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41You like Boyz AZ-1?
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Only my...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45favourite band.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47I have a couple of tickets to tonight's gig, actually.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Only nobody to take now.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Hey, don't suppose you're a fan, are you?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Actually, I'm their biggest... - Cool!
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- I'll see you there!- OK. Sure.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05This isn't good, Alex.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08You shouldn't use your loop year for romantic gain.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I agree. Now, monetary gain, on the other hand...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Thanks for the ball, mate.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I just mean, when it comes to romance,
0:13:16 > 0:13:18the universe has a way of making sure everything
0:13:18 > 0:13:20always works out the way it's meant to.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23There's some things you can't change.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Can't I?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You got to the apron cupboard quick.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34So, what are you going to do
0:13:34 > 0:13:37when Nicola starts questioning you about Boyz AZ-1?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Feign death? Trust me, doesn't work.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Eventually, someone always calls an ambulance
0:13:42 > 0:13:44and then things just get awkward.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Give me some credit, Si.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48For the last month, I've been researching on the 'net
0:13:48 > 0:13:51everything there is to know about her favourite - Craig.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54He's a Libra, he's allergic to eel
0:13:54 > 0:13:58and his favourite shape is the triangle. Trust me, I'm sweet.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00How do you know he's her favourite?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Craig from Boyz AZ-1.
0:14:02 > 0:14:07Look at him doing yoga. Doesn't he look amazing?
0:14:07 > 0:14:08But he's nothing compared to Danny.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10He's totally my favourite.
0:14:10 > 0:14:11THEY GIGGLE
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Danny... I don't know anything about Danny.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16She's going to find out that I'm faking it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19What's his favourite shape? What's his favourite shape?!
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Who even has a favourite shape?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22I like decahedrons.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You've got to help me. What's his shoe size?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27How many freckles does he have? Does he own a tortoise?
0:14:27 > 0:14:28Calm down! How am I supposed to know?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I never even heard of this stupid band before now.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33They're a girls' band, and, in case you haven't realised,
0:14:33 > 0:14:34we don't know any girls.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37I mean proper girls.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Maddy! What do I do? What do I do?
0:14:40 > 0:14:43- You could try telling her the truth. - What?- Just be honest.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Don't pretend to be someone you're not.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48And if she doesn't like you for yourself,
0:14:48 > 0:14:50then maybe she doesn't deserve you anyway.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53And you could start looking for someone else.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Someone who likes you.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Simon, what do I do?- Now relax, man.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00All you need to do is research and memorise
0:15:00 > 0:15:03a complete biographical history in the few hours
0:15:03 > 0:15:05you've got before the gig. It's a piece of cake.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11You've got to help me. We've got to come up with a plan.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Why are you asking her? It'll just be something stupid.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18I suppose there is something we could do.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19Are you there, Alex?
0:15:19 > 0:15:23All right, last time round was the worst date in history.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26This year has to be nothing short of the best.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Two tickets, please.- 200 bucks.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Certainly. Let me pay you with some money.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, what else would you pay me with?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Not a half-eaten mouldy sandwich, if that's what you're thinking.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Are you for real?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, if he can maintain this level of banter with Nicola,
0:15:43 > 0:15:45everything's going to go just fine.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I counted them. And you can keep the pig.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Hi.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00'Sup?
0:16:00 > 0:16:01How's it going?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What's up? How's it going?
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- Hey.- Hey.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12I'm so excited.
0:16:12 > 0:16:17I still can't believe that you're a fan. Who's your favourite?
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Ah, Danny, without a doubt.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Mine, too.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Whoa! What do you like about him?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh, erm...
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Don't worry, Alex, we're onto it.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32He's got long hair.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Oh, the long hair. You know, it's really cool. It's like retro.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40He wants to open a donkey sanctuary.
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Plus I'm a massive animal lover,
0:16:41 > 0:16:45so I'm really on board with the whole donkey sanctuary thing.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Look, you can't just sit here and not buy anything.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51And it's awesome how he just sits there
0:16:51 > 0:16:52and he doesn't buy anything!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Erm...so, anyway, what's your favourite song?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Got to be Funky Beat Down.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Love the bonus track. - The bonus track?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Yeah. You downloaded it, right?
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Yeah. Yeah!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13The bonus track! How does it go again?
0:17:13 > 0:17:14It's like...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17HE HUMS BADLY
0:17:17 > 0:17:21FLATLY: # Yeah, baby, we gonna have a party
0:17:21 > 0:17:25# We're gonna bust some moves
0:17:25 > 0:17:28# We're gonna get in the groove
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# Gonna get down tonight
0:17:31 > 0:17:35# Oh, girl, I'll show you what you mean to me
0:17:35 > 0:17:39# Yeah, girl, pretty soon you'll see
0:17:39 > 0:17:40# Have some fun... #
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Oh, I enjoyed that.
0:17:49 > 0:17:54Actually, I really just tend to listen to the instrumental version.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I love the instrumental version!
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You really do know your stuff, Alex. I'm glad I came.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Oh, look. There's Craig and Danny's yoga instructor.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I've got to get a photo.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Erm, what are those?
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Oh, last year's tickets.
0:18:14 > 0:18:19I always keep everything Boyz AZ-1 related, don't you?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Obviously.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29(I've got the wrong tickets!)
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Abort the mission! I repeat, abort the mission!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Erm...Nicola...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- ..about the tickets. - What about them?
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Have you lost them?
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Is this all a big joke? I have to see Boyz AZ-1.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47No. No, I've got them.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51It's, erm, we're in the wrong queue.
0:18:51 > 0:18:57Yep, I have special VIP ones, you know? Backstage, the works.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Backstage passes?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- Help me!- Ah, don't worry, mate.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09We'll pull up blueprints to the entire building.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12We'll get you backstage. You'll have the best date ever.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yeah, he's dead.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Still connected, Si.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Where are we going?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I don't understand, this always works in the spy films.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Where are we going?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35We're coming, Alex.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38- Why? How're we going to help him out there?- I don't know.
0:19:38 > 0:19:42But I for one don't want to miss whatever disaster ensues, do you?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Hello?
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Alex?
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Short cut.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Whoa!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56SMASH!
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Why didn't you use the gate?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05And what are you doing in the skip?
0:20:05 > 0:20:09Erm, uh, I wanted to get this.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12I'm one of those mature, sporty types, you know?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Soccer mad.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15I once did 40 kick-ups in a row.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18It says "no access".
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Uh, yeah. That's to non-VIPs.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25They have to keep the riffraff out, you know?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Well, good.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Come on, check me out.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Shouldn't we be looking for Alex? - No, he's fine. They got in.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53Nothing can go wrong now.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Come on, spot me. Five, six, seven,
0:20:56 > 0:20:5715, 21...
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I still can't believe we're actually backstage!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03No. No, neither can I.
0:21:06 > 0:21:0825, 27, 31.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09- Oh...- My phone!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11HIGH-PITCHED FEEDBACK
0:21:11 > 0:21:13FIRE ALARM BLARES
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Hello? - It's the fire alarm, you idiot.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Fire! Argh! Fire! Run!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Everyone, out of the building!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30SCREAMING
0:21:30 > 0:21:34But it's a false alarm. Do something!
0:21:34 > 0:21:35- Go on!- I can't.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Maybe...we can fix it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48No! Stop!
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Monsters!
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Stupid thing, I never liked it, anyway!
0:22:15 > 0:22:16What have you done?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18You've ruined the gig.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Now we'll never get to see them. What's wrong with you?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Well?
0:22:26 > 0:22:29There never were any tickets.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31What?
0:22:31 > 0:22:34I never was a fan of Boyz AZ-1.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35I made the whole thing up.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38You made the... Why?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41It was the only way I could get you to go out with me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48You mean, you did all that?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51You learnt all those things...
0:22:51 > 0:22:54you jumped into a skip...
0:22:54 > 0:22:55you broke into the hall...
0:22:57 > 0:22:59..just to go out with me?
0:23:02 > 0:23:07If you wanted to ask me out, you should have just...
0:23:10 > 0:23:12What? What? I should have just what?!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You've blown it.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Again!
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Nicola!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- You're wet. - Yeah, I had noticed, Mads, thanks.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42My phone broke.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44At least it wasn't your heart.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Cheer up, mate. It was still your best date ever.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Well, technically, it's your only date ever,
0:23:49 > 0:23:50but you know what they say.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Plenty more carbon-based life forms in the universe.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Don't talk to me about the universe.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I'm sick of hearing about the universe!
0:23:57 > 0:24:00You hear that? I'm sick of it!
0:24:00 > 0:24:03I really don't think you should be shouting at the universe, Alex.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Why? What's it going to do? It can hardly make things worse.
0:24:14 > 0:24:15Ow!
0:24:20 > 0:24:21Oh, man.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Pull it off? Yeah, it's in my eye.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29We don't know any girls.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30I mean, proper girls.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I forgot the next lines!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Does he own a tortoise?!- Calm down!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39How am I supposed to know?